MJTV: Morons in the News - Burglary at Bo's and a St. Pete Woman Tries to Sell Her Neighbor's Cars
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00:00The neighbor tried to sell the cars as scrap to a junkyard.
00:07You know what that is?
00:08That's funny.
00:09That's a Wimbuki.
00:10You know, just look at it.
00:11Wimbuki, your neighbors.
00:15You guys ready for some early morons in the news?
00:17Mm-hmm.
00:18Who would do this?
00:19Who would break into famous Bo's ice cream on Florida?
00:24Did you see this?
00:25Bo's?
00:26Bo's.
00:26Have you been to Bo's ice cream?
00:28Yes, I've been.
00:28My kids love Bo's.
00:29It doesn't strike me as a state-of-the-art security system there at Bo's.
00:33Well, it doesn't really strike me as a place where you're going to have a big haul if you
00:37break into Bo's.
00:38You know what?
00:39I bet you it's a lot of cash.
00:40Bo's is popular, and my head is on a swivel when I meet in front of that place.
00:44What?
00:45Because cars on Florida?
00:46I mean, that's really traffic.
00:48But if you tip extra at Bo's, they'll give you unlimited toppings.
00:52Are you serious?
00:53It's a little inside secret that Lou told me about.
00:55Well, here's the deal.
00:56Cops in Tampa are looking for the person who broke into Bo's in Seminole Heights.
01:04This happened early Sunday morning, about 520 in the morning, and they broke through one
01:13of the windows, I guess one of the walk-up windows.
01:16Now, surveillance video does show the perp wearing a white hoodie with Just Do It, so
01:26it'd be Nike-branded hoodie, Just Do It, and then gray pants.
01:31And the burglar, they think, has a tattoo of a cross and a rosary on the left hand.
01:42So the individual broke into Bo's famous soft serve.
01:46Bo's has been around for what?
01:47Like 50, 5, 60 years.
01:50Maybe longer.
01:51It's a Tampa institution, as they say.
01:53Bo's is a Seminole Heights institution for ice cream, soft serve.
01:57So this guy breaks in, and apparently the police report says he stole an iPhone.
02:04Oh, they can track him on the iPhone, then they can say, find my phone.
02:06And cash.
02:07So cash and an iPhone ripped off at Bo's.
02:10He didn't steal ice cream?
02:11Was he insane?
02:12Have you seen the video of him in the place?
02:15I did.
02:16The Just Do It is on the...
02:17It's on the top of the hoodie.
02:18I've never seen one like that.
02:21Maybe you see Just Do It on the chest.
02:22Maybe he made it himself.
02:24It's a homemade Just Do It hoodie.
02:25The swish is more like a checkmark.
02:29You know, Fesha, you're talking about state-of-the-art surveillance.
02:31The video from Bo's is pretty damn clear, actually.
02:34I take it back, Bo.
02:35I apologize.
02:36You can see that tattoo very easily on his wrist.
02:39Bo knows security, man.
02:40And I think that's an all-cash business.
02:43But this guy, and he's got the hoodie all scrunched up on his face so you can't see his face.
02:48And he's the burglar.
02:51It's obviously a male.
02:53Looks like maybe a late teens, early 20s male who's inside.
02:59And I wonder, did they leave ice cream in the machines?
03:02Was he able to make himself like a medium sundae while he was there?
03:05That's the big question.
03:06If I could manage to fit through the glass serving area at Bo's,
03:11and I were in there at 5.12 in the morning or 5.21 in the morning,
03:14I would cow-teat the soft serve.
03:17You would cow-teat the soft serve?
03:22That's what it's called.
03:23When you suck it straight from the machine?
03:24You would milk it.
03:25Yeah.
03:25You cow-teat it.
03:26You cow-teat it.
03:28Yeah.
03:29One of the workers is like,
03:30I can't believe I left my cell phone the one night I left it at Bo's.
03:33Got stolen.
03:34I just wanted some sprinkles, and I stole this kick-ass phone.
03:37Sprinkles!
03:38All right, man, local morons in the news prevailed today.
03:43A lady here in St. Petersburg has been arrested.
03:48Happy Thanksgiving, by the way.
03:49She was arrested on Thanksgiving.
03:52She tried to sell neighbors' cars for scrap.
03:58Was she standing in the driveway of their neighbor's house?
04:01No, listen to this.
04:02Passers on the dash!
04:03Two cars went missing at a St. Petersburg home a couple of months ago.
04:08It happened, actually, back in August.
04:10Two cars missing from a St. Petersburg home, and guess what?
04:16Detectives have since found that the neighbor tried to sell the cars as scrap to a junkyard.
04:24You know what that is?
04:26That's funny.
04:26That's a Wambuki.
04:28You know, Wambuki your neighbors.
04:30You Wambuki the neighbors?
04:31Maybe.
04:32Maybe, Rox.
04:33I don't know.
04:34So listen to this.
04:35St. Pete police have busted.
04:37On Thanksgiving Day, they moved in.
04:38They arrested 55-year-old Rosalie Baker.
04:43Because what she did, back in August, according to the police in St. Pete,
04:49a Ford F-150 and a BMW were parked in the rear of a home on 28th Street South.
04:59And Baker, this woman, Rosalie Baker, she lived right across the street.
05:04And according to St. Pete detectives, she sold the vehicles with small-platted auto recycling in Tampa.
05:13All right, for the record, Roxanne, it's not a Wambuki.
05:16That would be a Scam-a-Lam-a-Ding-Dong.
05:19Oh.
05:20See, that's a Scam-a-Lam-a-Ding-Dong.
05:21This lady, this Rosa lady pulled a Scam-a-Lam-a-Ding-Dong not only on her neighbors, which is awful, but to this salvage yard.
05:29I was imagining she just walked over to her neighbor's house and just with a couple.
05:33Let me show you this car right here and start selling her neighbor's car.
05:36That's it.
05:37That's what, listen, can you imagine?
05:38That'd be a great bit.
05:39Can you imagine the cojones that it takes to sell vehicles out of your neighbor's yard for scrap?
05:45Let me show you this new BMW right here.
05:48That's my car?
05:49It was not a new BMW.
05:50These were older vehicles.
05:52He's a salesman.
05:52So, Small Planet Auto Recycling in Tampa, she pretended like the cars were hers.
06:00And then she even filled out a bill of sale.
06:04Whoa.
06:04Yep.
06:05There was a request to cancel the titles of the vehicles with the Florida Department of Motor Vehicles.
06:11I was going to say, they could just look at the title and be like, okay.
06:14She even provided her Florida ID and a thumbprint on the cancel the title forms.
06:19And then she got $300 for each of the cars that she scrapped.
06:24She scrapped the neighbor's cars.
06:27Have you ever scrapped a car?
06:29Well, I thought I was scrapping the Bluesmobile, but then it turned out I got wambookied.
06:33Oh.
06:34Yeah.
06:34But don't you need a title to scrap something?
06:37Of course you do, unless you take it to a chop shop.
06:39I guess that's what this place was doing.
06:42Anyway, the vehicles were then towed to this junkyard, to this Small Planet Auto Recycling.
06:48So the vehicles were towed to their salvage yard, and eventually they were reported as stolen while Small Planet still had them in their custody.
07:00Then Hillsborough County deputies notified the business that it was their jurisdiction, and then they confirmed that Baker was involved due to the fingerprints on the documents.
07:10This lady, this Rosalie Baker, left a whole paper trail.
07:15You steal your neighbor's vehicles.
07:19You sell them for scrap.
07:20First of all, how hard up is this woman?
07:24She got $600, so she would risk jail time?
07:27She would even use her own ID and her own thumbprint?
07:31She's the worst criminal ever.
07:32For the title cancellation?
07:33I mean, talk about completely leaving a paper trail.
07:37Totally.
07:38Other way around.
07:39Other way around.
07:40Was she trying to hose her neighbors?
07:43What's the relationship between her and the people that she lives next to?
07:45She was clearly trying to score money.
07:48I don't know what her issue was, why she needed $600.
07:51Maybe, who knows?
07:52But I can think of reasons why she needed to score a quick $600.
07:56She did think very little of her neighbors, like you said, Bester.
07:59Yeah.
08:00All right.
08:00So their Google reviews are all over the place, this Small Planet Auto Recycling.
08:04Yeah, they have a 3.7 on Google.
08:05Very professional.
08:06Next one.
08:07Extremely unprofessional.
08:11I mean, you talk about just the cojones to sell your neighbor's cars in the back for scrap.