Plead The Fifth: Meredith Gets Asked About The fastest She's Ever Hooked Up!
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00:00Let's play Plead the Fifth with Orlando and the Freak Show on Wild 94.1.
00:14Hooked up by 1-800-ASK-GARY. Now, who's taking the stand?
00:19Oh, Meredith over here.
00:21Oh, Meredith.
00:22Oh, Meredith.
00:23We have to skip it today if you guys want.
00:25No, no.
00:26We got questions.
00:27We don't skip Plead the Fifth up in this thing.
00:30Now, you know how we do with three questions in the room?
00:32You guys get three questions in the audience, too.
00:35If you want to ask Meredith something, you can text it because she is shut down.
00:38Yeah.
00:38Over there.
00:39So, text is shut down, or you can call 888-429-0941 with your Meredith query, and we'll get that
00:46answered for you.
00:47Yeah.
00:47All right.
00:48Now.
00:49What?
00:50Listen, I don't have any bad questions for you.
00:52That's usually these two.
00:53Yeah.
00:54They try to ask you something janky.
00:56I just want, you know, people to learn a little bit more about the layers of Meredith.
00:59Okay.
01:00Let's see.
01:01I will keep it holiday.
01:02You've been all about Cyber Monday and all of the craziness.
01:06And so, I want you to tell me the worst gift that your husband, Anthony, has given you
01:13for Christmas.
01:16For Christmas.
01:17The worst.
01:18Let me see here.
01:20And if he's aware.
01:22He's gotten better over time, that's for sure.
01:26He's always been pretty thoughtful, I would say.
01:28But there was this one year where I was, let's say I was working in sports at the time, and
01:36I was broke, and I needed a laptop.
01:40So, for Christmas, he bought me a laptop, and it was a mini laptop, and it was a name
01:47brand I had no idea of, and I opened it.
01:50And he was so excited, because he dropped a lot of money on this, hundreds and hundreds
01:54of dollars on it.
01:55And I'm like, what the hell is this?
01:56I don't even know what it is.
01:58I opened it.
01:59That was your response when you opened it?
02:00It was in front of his whole family, too.
02:02I didn't know what it was.
02:03I kept going, like, what is it?
02:05Like, he goes, you know, keep looking.
02:07It's a phone book.
02:08Look at it.
02:09And it was, like, this big, and it was just really kind of silly.
02:12So, it was a personal laptop.
02:14It was tiny.
02:15A mini laptop.
02:16Yeah, think of your laptop, if you have one at home, and then cut that in half, and maybe
02:19a little bit smaller than that.
02:21Wow.
02:21Yeah.
02:22I've seen those.
02:23Yeah.
02:23So, did you keep it?
02:25He was so heartbroken that I was, like, not excited about it, because he spent all his
02:30time, like, researching it.
02:31It's still a sore subject.
02:32He thought he did good.
02:34Yes, because we're moving, and so I found it, like, I don't know, about a week ago,
02:39and I was like, why do we still have this?
02:40It's in, like, the back of the closet.
02:43Yeah, we're not using it.
02:44So, you didn't even use it?
02:45I used it a little bit, because I was broke, and I didn't have anything else.
02:48It was the worst.
02:49It was so slow.
02:50It was so slow.
02:52Oh, my gosh.
02:53Okay, Meredith.
02:54So, we know you're a married woman and all that, but back in the day, when you was dating,
03:00and you were sweet, sweet married, I want to know, what is the fastest you ever put
03:08out for a dude?
03:10How many dates?
03:12I mean, how many hours?
03:13What was the quickest y'all got to it?
03:15See, I told you, but his question.
03:17The fastest?
03:19Wow.
03:20Oh, my gosh.
03:20Yeah, I mean, maybe you liked him.
03:21You was feeling it.
03:22You was feeling it yourself.
03:23Yeah.
03:24I got my finger on the button, Meredith.
03:25Just let me know.
03:26Let me know.
03:28There's definitely been a time in my life.
03:32You ain't got to answer every question, Meredith.
03:34Where things, and it's not often, because I definitely would like to go out a little bit
03:39more and get to know the person, but say I had a little bit too much wine, or say we
03:44went out, and I got a little intoxicated at the club, or something like that.
03:48We ain't, we ain't, there's a lot of generalities here.
03:50He asks you specifically.
03:51What was the fastest?
03:52That night.
03:53What night?
03:54That night.
03:54The night you met somebody?
03:55Yeah, yeah, yeah.
03:56Yeah, yeah.
03:58I like that.
03:59You know your mama listens to this show.
04:01I know, I know.
04:02Well, it happened.
04:03It's in the past.
04:04The past is the past, right?
04:06Good for you.
04:07Oh, don't sit here and act like y'all didn't do that.
04:09No, no.
04:10We didn't have to answer the question.
04:11That's right.
04:12We didn't have to answer the question.
04:13Yeah, and so we'll just keep it as vague as we can be and say that.
04:17Wow.
04:17Nice.
04:18It didn't happen all the time.
04:19Right, right.
04:20That ain't vague.
04:21That ain't vague.
04:22That night ain't vague.
04:23That night ain't that night.
04:24Damn.
04:25I like that.
04:26All right, Meredith.
04:27So, working in radio, a lot of people, before video came out, they don't know what we look
04:32like.
04:32Yes.
04:33They don't know our faces at all.
04:35So, I kind of want you to go around the room and tell us what we are on a scale of
04:42one to ten.
04:44Oh, man.
04:45Just by looks.
04:45Okay.
04:46No personality.
04:49Like, if you saw it from the street.
04:51No personality helps me out a lot.
04:53Yeah, it does.
04:54For a lot of you guys in here, personality helps big time.
04:57If we were complete strangers and you saw us on the street, just by looks, what are you
05:02going to give us on a scale of one to ten?
05:04I'm going to go ahead and plead the fifth on this one.
05:05Oh, no.
05:07Really?
05:07Whoa.
05:09Really?
05:10Exactly.
05:11We just got back from vacation.
05:13We still got to work together after Christmas.
05:15Really?
05:16This is the one you're going to tell about it?
05:17Yeah, no, I'm not.
05:18I'm not mad at this either.
05:19I did not see you tapping.
05:21Are you serious?
05:21I don't want to go there.
05:22It's too, no, no, no, no.
05:24What's our first day back?
05:25Damn, that must have been a rough, rough assessment that was coming at us.
05:37She got to throw out some small numbers.
05:39They were all low.
05:40Y'all do realize that she literally just told us she dirty-footed it on the first night.
05:46Wait a minute, wait a minute.
05:47And told that openly, but she didn't want to rip down anybody's expectations.
05:50I feel like there would be competition in the room, like who got the highest.
05:53Of course there would.
05:54Yeah, there they were.
05:56Put that down.
05:57Let's see.
05:58Jeremy has a question for you.
06:00Jeremy, you are on with Meredith.
06:02What's your question?
06:04What's one thing you wish you could go back to doing before you had kids?
06:08Oh, my God.
06:09Just the freedom.
06:10Freedom, sleep, whatever it is.
06:14I mean, it could be a million things.
06:15If I had to pick one thing, the freedom.
06:19Because you just feel kind of locked in the house a lot.
06:22And, you know, it is a loving situation as well.
06:26You know, you want to be there for your kid.
06:27But, man, I wish I could just go out and hang out with the girls and be with them late or just randomly go to a concert or something like that that I used to do.
06:34And I can't.
06:35I can't do that right now.
06:36They're too small.
06:37Wow.
06:38Yeah.
06:38You don't get to get out and get your Meredith on.
06:40Right.
06:40Exactly.
06:41And I used to.
06:42And it was fun.
06:42Oh, we heard.
06:43Hey.
06:45We have heard.
06:46All right, Jeremy.
06:47Appreciate that.
06:48Let's see what we got.
06:49Out the 727, what is the best gift that you've ever given, that was ever given to you by an ex?
06:56I was, let's see here.
06:59One of the best gifts that just comes to mind, I was woken up in the morning and I was handed $800 in cash.
07:07That sounds.
07:07Yeah, and he was, he was like, I want you to go shopping, like at the mall or wherever you want to go, but I'm going to spend the whole day with you and we're going to go shopping together.
07:18And it was just, I've never had that much cash in my hands.
07:21And I was like, is this for real?
07:23Because I didn't know whether to be like, is this like you just lazy and you just didn't know what to get?
07:27He goes, no, no, no, no.
07:29It was back in college, too.
07:30And I was, you know, very broke at the time.
07:32And it was, so honestly, it was great.
07:34I could go buy my makeup because I couldn't afford.
07:36So hold on.
07:37So you were a broke college girl and a man gave you $800 and woke you up out of his bed.
07:45He was my boyfriend.
07:46Yeah, yeah, whatever.
07:48You should have landed with that.
07:50You landed with, I was woken up with $800 and said, go on, get it.
07:55Yeah.
07:57You sound like something different, man.
07:59This is my boyfriend of many years at the time.
08:02I'm serious.
08:03Not hours?
08:04Not hours?
08:04Many years.
08:05Many years.
08:07Wow.
08:07That was on the nightstand.
08:08That was fun.
08:09It was fun to go do.
08:10Okay.
08:12Let's see.
08:13Out of the 941, if your husband allowed you one hall pass with any woman in the world, celebrity or not, who would that be and why?
08:27Okay.
08:29I'm not going to, there's a lot of IG models that I follow that are gorgeous, but let's pick a celebrity that everybody knows.
08:35And I'm immediately thinking of Margot Robbie.
08:39She's gorgeous.
08:40Yeah.
08:40From head to toe.
08:42I don't know what I told you.
08:45That's a good looking one.
08:46Yeah.
08:46So, you know, he could sit back and watch if he wanted.
08:49Okay.
08:50All right.
08:51Yeah.
08:51Apparently it costs $800.
08:53Wow.
08:54All right.
08:54That's just, that's three, right?
08:56Yeah.
08:56Yeah.
08:56You guys are three.
08:57What are you giving back?
08:59So, I want to know about y'all's past sex life and how fast you guys have hooked up and what was like kind of the scenario.
09:08How fast have you guys hooked up?
09:10The fastest.
09:11Yeah.
09:11Buck's going to get in trouble.
09:13Look, the past is the past.
09:18How fast?
09:19I mean, I don't know, an hour.
09:23Yeah.
09:24Oh.
09:24An hour.
09:25An hour after meeting?
09:26Like, just off rip?
09:27Like, dry?
09:28Just?
09:28Yeah.
09:28Like, we just met?
09:29Yeah, we just met.
09:30An hour later?
09:31Yeah.
09:31Damn.
09:32Yeah.
09:32Okay.
09:33Where was it?
09:33Because sometimes you just got it like that, Orlando.
09:36I guess so.
09:37You just got that vibe going.
09:39I thought you were going to say sometimes you just got the feeling.
09:42Or sometimes you got to know.
09:43It's like you just got it like that.
09:45All right.
09:46Oh.
09:46Damn.
09:46I haven't done an hour.
09:48I have morals.
09:50Definitely a few same day, same night situations.
09:54But a couple hours, I would say.
09:56At least.
09:58Two.
09:58Where he has one hour and Davi's up to two.
10:00Wait.
10:01I'm classic.
10:02No, we're cut from the same cloth, man.
10:04I mean, because like one night stand type thing, we all got those kind of numbers.
10:09But if you're talking about like the fastest.
10:11The fastest.
10:12Club, maybe.
10:13You can't even remember.
10:18I mean, okay.
10:22Hmm.
10:23Yeah.
10:24Okay.
10:24So there was a situation where I met some.
10:28I knew somebody on online.
10:32But the first time I met them physically, it went down like an hour later.
10:38Oh, wow.
10:39See, it seems like it would take a lot longer.
10:42But I knew the, I knew the, I had never met them in person.
10:45On socials, you caught up.
10:46What do you mean?
10:47Yeah, you never met them.
10:48I know, but I knew them, though.
10:49Yeah, that was just more ammo.
10:53Like, I don't even feel like, I don't even feel like I'm like them.
10:56Yeah.
10:56Because they just met somebody off rip.
10:58They were already.
10:58And it was like, yo.
10:59Yeah.
11:00I knew the person for years.
11:02She was comfortable.
11:04Yeah.
11:04Yeah.
11:04I knew you.
11:05And then it went down like an hour, hour later.
11:07That's quick.
11:09Yeah.
11:09It's not if you knew each other.
11:12Uh-huh.
11:12Yeah.
11:13I kind of, you know.
11:14Yeah.
11:14Hey.
11:15All right.
11:16All right.
11:17I'm like, all right.
11:17This is a wrap.
11:18You just go with the flow.
11:19You can't control it.
11:20You're just like, oh, I guess this is happening.
11:22Well, I mean, and I hadn't planned on it happening.
11:26At all.
11:27Come on, guys.
11:27At all.
11:28Y'all always hope for the fact.
11:29Like, who thinks that, like, I mean, because, like, did you think an hour later you were going
11:34to be sleeping with something random?
11:35No.
11:35No.
11:36These aren't things we planned.
11:37Dudes don't plan that.
11:38Okay.
11:38I just went because I was invited to come through, and I was like, you know what?
11:43We haven't met, blah, blah, blah.
11:44And then, like, an hour later, it was good.
11:46Took advantage of the opportunity.
11:47It was going down.
11:48Like, but no, I didn't take advantage.
11:49She took advantage of you.
11:51She took advantage of me.
11:52Same.
11:53She took advantage of me.
11:54I didn't even know that was an option.
11:55I'm a victim as well.
11:56I see how you spun that.
11:59It's like a support group up in here.
12:00That's what this is, man.
12:03Orlando and the Freak Show.
12:04I think we should all hug.
12:06After this.
12:07All right?