Plead The Fifth: Meredith Asked Davy About His Goals And Davy Flipped The Question Back To The Freaks!
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00:00Hooked up by 1-800-ASK-GARY.
00:02Now, who's taking the stand?
00:04Dobby, head to the stand right now.
00:06Let's do it. I'm ready.
00:08Ready to do that dance with three questions.
00:12Okay.
00:14Three questions from the room and three questions from you guys.
00:17All right, he gets one pass and one boomerang.
00:19Dobby, you have your social shut down.
00:21I do.
00:22Okay.
00:23Trying to sneak a peek.
00:24No sneaking.
00:25All right, Meredith is clockwise, you are first.
00:29Okay, Dobby.
00:30DÃmelo.
00:31You are on The Freak Show.
00:33I am.
00:33You are a DJ.
00:35I am.
00:36Okay, you own a tattoo shop.
00:37I do.
00:41What is the next goal for Dobby Rolando?
00:45What is the next thing?
00:46The next goal, two immediate goals are a second tattoo shop.
00:52Okay.
00:52I want to keep doing that.
00:54A franchise?
00:54Yes, a little baby franchise.
00:56But yeah, second shop this year.
00:59And to buy a house this year.
01:02Okay.
01:02Nice.
01:03Two goals.
01:04I want to see that in like the next six months.
01:06No more renting.
01:07For both of those.
01:08Yeah, I'm tired of renting.
01:09Okay.
01:10Yeah.
01:10You was tired of being a homeowner like a year and a half ago.
01:13I know.
01:14I'm so excited.
01:15Watching somebody with ADD is a damn.
01:19He's like, I'm so sick of owning this house, I'm about to rent, dog.
01:22I'm so sick of renting, I'm about to buy, dog.
01:25I'm like, damn, Dobby.
01:27Do you regret selling your house at all?
01:28Not at all.
01:29Okay.
01:29No.
01:30No.
01:30Because it's moving.
01:31It's just like, he likes to keep it moving.
01:34All right.
01:34What you got, Bugman?
01:35All right, Dobby.
01:36What is the worst advice you've ever gotten?
01:39And what happened?
01:40Wow.
01:41Woo.
01:42Man, you've got a lot of advice over the years.
01:44Yeah.
01:45Damn.
01:47The worst advice.
01:49You can sell these black and browns and make some money.
01:52Yeah.
01:55You know you can buy a pistol in the parking lot.
01:58Oh, all right.
01:59I mean, you've told us many stories.
02:01I'm like, which one are you going to choose?
02:03The buying a gun at the gas station could have gone really wrong.
02:09So, I mean, I don't know if that was necessarily advice.
02:11That was just more of like an opportunity.
02:16Yeah.
02:16Damn.
02:18And then fast women that gave me some advice about like coming over to their house or something like that, which was a bad look.
02:25Was it though?
02:25Because you still did it.
02:27Fast women.
02:27Fast women and opportunity.
02:30Fast women.
02:32Wow.
02:33Okay.
02:34All right.
02:35Let's see.
02:36Well, I got one for you, Donnie.
02:37What you got?
02:39Would you rather have your girl responsible for driving you everywhere you need to go for 30 days?
02:49Whatever the next option is.
02:50Or you have to cook dinner for the same amount of time, 30 days.
03:04You have to be the meal provider for dinner for 30 days or she can be your ride everywhere you have to go depending on her for being on time.
03:17Because I am going to cook 100% easy.
03:23Why?
03:23Because I want to get places, A, on time and B, just in general, getting there.
03:28And I feel like, honestly, I feel like with cooking, there's more like cheat codes that you can do.
03:35There's smart Instapods and there's recipes that are fairly easy.
03:40I have a couple, a handful of things that I could make.
03:43So I would do that as opposed to, like salmon.
03:47I can make some salmon, some rice, some mashed potatoes, some quick, some easy, some light.
03:52But letting her drive me around, no, that's not happening.
03:57Not happening.
03:58Well, we might crash into something.
04:02And you got three that come from the audience.
04:05We got texts that are coming in.
04:07Why are y'all giggling?
04:10I'm giggling because there's one question I saw that, honestly, I'm waiting to hear how this one goes down.
04:17Is that what you're about to ask me, Meredith?
04:18Is that why you have that look in your eye right now?
04:20Meredith does have a look.
04:21Yes.
04:22Okay.
04:23Listen up.
04:24Yeah, this is like an SAT question.
04:26Okay.
04:27Okay.
04:28If your mom and your girlfriend switch minds and the only way to switch them back is to have sex with one of them, which one would you have sex with?
04:41Think about it.
04:42So your girl's body has your mom's mind in it.
04:46And you got to switch them back like Freaky Friday style.
04:48Jamie Lee Curtis and the thing.
04:51Who is it?
04:53Lindsay Lohan.
04:53Lindsay Lohan.
04:54So you got to get them back in their own bodies.
04:58And the only way you can do it is with the magic stick.
05:01Oh, man.
05:02So who are you banging?
05:03Should I answer this?
05:04Who are you banging?
05:06Hey, you got to bang one of them.
05:09Should I answer this one?
05:10You know one of them's body very well.
05:13Yeah, I'm going to cop this.
05:14I'm going to cop that.
05:15I was on the fence until you said that.
05:18Yeah, I'm going to have to plead the fifth on the mama's sex.
05:20Wait, wait, wait, wait.
05:23No, but you don't have to have, wait, before you tap out, you don't have to have sex with your mom.
05:27I don't want to think about this too hard.
05:29You don't have to have sex with your mother, though.
05:30Yeah, it's already giving me a headache.
05:34You sure?
05:35I'm positive.
05:36Yeah, you can hear it.
05:37I plead the fifth.
05:40I plead the fifth.
05:41Five.
05:42One, two, three, four, five.
05:45Dobby, you are wide open now for any question.
05:47I am wide open.
05:48You are wide open.
05:50Wow.
05:51Okay.
05:51Oh, man.
05:53Shout out to whoever concocted that thing.
05:55They kept sending it in.
05:56Yeah, that thing was scary.
05:56Really?
05:57Yeah, they really loved it.
05:57That thing was scary right there.
05:59Mm-hmm.
05:59All right, Dobby, you got one here that says,
06:02today is the first day of Black History Month.
06:05Yes.
06:06Which historical figure is your favorite and why?
06:09Oh, Jackie Robinson.
06:12I would say Jackie Robinson because, you know,
06:16there's a lot of people that have done so much for the plight of African Americans.
06:23Jackie Robinson's was just very televised, and it was baseball.
06:26It was something that interested me a lot.
06:28So, it was something that I watched the movie.
06:30I've read up on it.
06:32I'm more well-versed in his struggle than a lot of the other ones.
06:38And just seeing what they would do to him on and off the field,
06:41and he would always take the high route, I would say Jackie Robinson.
06:44There you go.
06:45All right.
06:46There you go.
06:46All right.
06:47Let's see.
06:47Last one, Dobby.
06:51Dobby, we know you have a G-code.
06:53That's what this is.
06:55The G-code.
06:55Okay.
06:56But what was the closest you've ever come to throwing somebody under the bus or snitching?
07:01What was the scenario and why?
07:04Yeah.
07:04Not that you did, but what was it?
07:07You almost did.
07:07If that officer asked you one more time.
07:12I haven't come close, like, on a legal sense of it.
07:16I honestly haven't.
07:17But I want to snitch, like, every day because, okay, there's some people that work here
07:25that are responsible for giving me something like the produced piece of audio every single day.
07:33It's the mixers that sit in the mixers.
07:34And they're late every single day.
07:37And a lot of the times it comes back on me.
07:40I get in trouble for it.
07:41And I don't want to snitch on them.
07:43I don't want to be like, well, it wasn't me.
07:45It was that guy.
07:46Talk to him.
07:47It irks me, but I keep getting in trouble for it all the time since the corona happened.
07:53So it's been damn near a year of me biting the bullet, and it's not getting better.
07:58And it bothers me.
08:00But no, no.
08:01But just to let you know.
08:02They know what it is.
08:03There was a letter that went out to the mixers letting them know that the rules have to be in.
08:08They know.
08:09They know.
08:09They went out.
08:10Yeah.
08:10And they know, and I know, and everybody knows.
08:13But still.
08:14This is not going to be fixed, by the way.
08:16Javi did not snitch.
08:17I didn't snitch.
08:18I just heard him complain and walking down the hallway.
08:20This summer.
08:21He was like, man, this thing keeps coming in late.
08:23I was like, what do you say?
08:25I don't know if that's snitching, but I was listening.
08:28I was like, oh, really?
08:31Uh-huh.
08:31Yeah.
08:32Yeah.
08:32Okay.
08:33All right.
08:33Well, you got a boomerang now.
08:34Oh, yeah.
08:36I'd like to know about you.
08:38I'd like to know about you guys' goals and next moves and what you asked, man.
08:44I've answered that one already.
08:45Okay.
08:45You've answered that one already?
08:46Yeah, I was given that one.
08:47Is that one no good?
08:47I was given that one.
08:48But I mean, I don't know.
08:51I can ask a different one.
08:53I mean, I'm just saying.
08:54I can ask her, but I, you know.
08:55Worst advice?
08:56Would you rather do that?
08:57No, go for it.
08:59Go for it.
09:00My goal for this year is to buy a house.
09:03I have four people living in a very small house, and I need more room, or I'm going to
09:09kill somebody.
09:10Does it remind you of your van days?
09:13That built a family.
09:14It sounded very vanished.
09:15That built a family right there.
09:17Y'all are close.
09:18I never lived in a van, just to clarify.
09:20You didn't live in a van, but you experienced the world in a van.
09:24I traveled around in an RV for two years anyway.
09:28People let me tell you about my van.
09:30Wasn't that what y'all used to sing on the road?
09:33So that's my biggest goal, and that's a very important one to me, because I want my kids
09:38to have more room, and I want it to be a little bit more stress-free.
09:43Okay.
09:44My goal.
09:45Oh, damn.
09:46You know, my mic wasn't on this whole time.
09:49My goal is to learn how to turn on that extra mic.
09:51I know.
09:52It's weird with me being here.
09:54So my goal is kind of like Meredith's.
09:56I already own a house, but I want to own another house, and I want to Airbnb it.
10:02That's it.
10:02Business, mind.
10:04I've already, my neighbor did it, and he showed me the paychecks, what he makes, how much things
10:09are, and I'm all in.
10:11So that's my goal.
10:13Mine is just to remove a lot of the blankery, dog.
10:18It's like I got a lot around me that's just like, you know how you prune the garden?
10:22Yes.
10:23Like, whether it's friends or whether it's just drama or whatever, it's just like, ah,
10:28you know what I'm saying?
10:29Just...
10:29You clean the weeds up.
10:30Yeah, just clean the weed.
10:32Mm-hmm.
10:32Clean that weed.
10:33Yeah, just prune the garden and just, you know, keep the people around you who kind of like
10:37looking out for you, and then everybody else is just, you know, see them, see them when
10:41you see them.
10:42Yeah, see who makes it.
10:43Yeah.
10:43See who makes the cut.
10:44See who gets voted off the island on the game of survival.
10:47All right, Davi is officially done with his...
10:51So you sure you don't want to go back to that question?
10:53No, I'm good.
10:54You sure?
10:54Yeah, about your mom and them.
10:55Yeah, about your mom and them.
10:57You sure?
10:58All right.
10:58Okay, no problem.
10:59All right.
10:59Yeah, so much.
11:00All right.
11:00All right.