Plead The Fifth: Meredith Talks About Her Favorite Sexual Positions And Then The Guys Answer Too
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00:01Now, who's taking the stand?
00:04Well, Buck being here like, yo, turn my mic on, sir.
00:06You keep forgetting.
00:07Like, you ready to bust a freestyle.
00:09I tried it up.
00:10I was going to turn it up.
00:11You didn't have to talk immediately.
00:13You had everyone else's on.
00:15Yeah, because we work here.
00:16I work here.
00:18You get to slide in and slide out.
00:21All right, there.
00:22It is Plead the Fifth Time.
00:23It's where we get to show who we are with very personal questions.
00:28And they're always dirty coming from y'all.
00:32And we try and dance around things that we haven't learned about the person.
00:36The subject today is Meredith.
00:38How am I going to dance today?
00:39How are you going to dance today?
00:41Slide to the left.
00:43Yes.
00:43All right.
00:43So 888-429-0941.
00:46We go clockwise.
00:47So Buck Nasty is first up.
00:48What do you got?
00:49Meredith, every girl has a moment in her life where she has to make a decision.
00:55Maybe she's looking for extra money.
00:58She's young.
00:59I want to know if you have ever contemplated being a stripper.
01:03Oh, wow.
01:04Have I contemplated it?
01:05In life?
01:06In life.
01:07I know probably in Jacksonville Beach because it's a whole bunch.
01:09Yeah.
01:10Duval.
01:10Yeah.
01:11It's a whole bunch of strippers.
01:12Have you ever thought about it?
01:14Of course I've thought about it.
01:16I mean, I think it would be strange if a woman hasn't at least imagined it.
01:22Because sometimes you think, well, maybe life could be just a little bit easier.
01:26Not that stripping is easy, but maybe it's just a fast way to pay the bills.
01:30That wouldn't have worked out.
01:31Working so hard.
01:32That wouldn't have worked out.
01:33Like, you look good, but you can't move.
01:36Whoa.
01:36Like, not like a stripper.
01:40Dobby, Dobby, Dobby, Dobby, you've been around strippers.
01:44Yes.
01:44You're the one person who's been more around strippers than I have.
01:51Right.
01:51Because you've worked in a lot of the spots.
01:53I have.
01:53Does Meredith have what it takes to get up on the stage, which you're announcing, coming
01:58to the stage?
01:59I could see, and I say this at no offense to anybody listening, but I could see Meredith
02:05at-
02:06In the day crew?
02:06Well, no, no, no, no, no, no.
02:07The B-shift?
02:08No, no, no, no, no.
02:10No, no, no, no, no.
02:11Where they serve a sushi.
02:12I'm a steal.
02:13I could see Meredith working at one of the white girl strip clubs.
02:17There we go.
02:18Where they just dance in there.
02:19Where they just kind of spin.
02:20The pole.
02:21Right.
02:21Slow, sexy movement.
02:23And you don't want to say the name, but I know what name you're talking about.
02:26Like where they were in dresses.
02:28Right.
02:28Like classic rock.
02:29Real classy.
02:31Girls, girls, girls.
02:34Yeah.
02:34Those places.
02:36I couldn't see her at like Throw It Back Thursday.
02:38No.
02:40They be like, hey, let me tell y'all something, boy.
02:43Hey, hey.
02:44Wipe Me Down Wednesdays.
02:47Final Destination Fridays.
02:49It might be your last night.
02:50I should talk.
02:52Yeah.
02:53Damn, Tommy, you hosted a lot of those.
02:56You just blew her back out.
02:57You're like, uh-uh.
02:58Like, what is she doing?
02:59Is she twerking?
03:00Yeah.
03:01You might have a point.
03:02Wow.
03:02She can just twirl around.
03:03Hi, guys.
03:04I know.
03:04Yeah.
03:04I got to get to just twirl.
03:06Where her little throw a lap, a lap towel.
03:08Yeah.
03:08Yeah.
03:08The clubs that don't have a lap towel, you can't go to.
03:12I appreciate it.
03:13The ones that have the lay cloths, like, okay, I'm going to lay this over your lap.
03:16Right.
03:17Leave a little room in the middle for the Holy Spirit.
03:19Okay.
03:19Yeah.
03:19But like at Gwendolyn's Cabaret.
03:21Yeah.
03:22You would be bobbing.
03:23You would be bobbing.
03:25You would be bobbing.
03:26Where's Gwendolyn's?
03:28Only a place that you go.
03:30Only a place you go.
03:31Damn.
03:32All right.
03:32Okay.
03:33That was so mean.
03:34That was not mean.
03:35That was true.
03:37That was saying you classy.
03:38That's what that is.
03:39That's what that is.
03:40All right.
03:41Meredith.
03:41Yes.
03:42My question is.
03:43Damn.
03:45You and Anthony married together, family building it up.
03:48Okay.
03:49But prior to Anthony.
03:50Yeah.
03:51Was there anyone who you almost married?
03:56That that that that it because it didn't happen, you and Anthony were able to build your
04:03family.
04:04Were you close to marrying anybody?
04:07If so, how many people got close?
04:10If so, how many people got close to being Mr. Meredith?
04:15Okay.
04:15So Mr. Meredith.
04:18Because every man who marries you is Mr. Meredith.
04:21Because you stripping at Gwendolyn's.
04:25Gwendolyn's what?
04:27Cabaret.
04:28Gwendolyn's Cabaret.
04:30I thank y'all so much.
04:31Mr. Meredith.
04:32Oh, my God.
04:32Mr. Mer, Mer, Mer.
04:34I've never been like engaged before, but I've definitely been in relationships that were
04:40longer than two years and we had the conversation.
04:43So I've envisioned it with other people just, you know, because you want to make sure you
04:47have a future with somebody.
04:49How many?
04:49How many?
04:49I would say two.
04:51Two people before Anthony?
04:52Yes.
04:52That I had made.
04:53Yeah.
04:53Thought about like, okay, maybe this could lead there, but then it didn't because he was
04:58one of them rich dude.
04:59He cheated.
05:00So that didn't work out.
05:01Meredith had a lot of rich dudes.
05:03Oh, yeah.
05:04One of them was.
05:04He was out there walking the acres.
05:05This plantation looks gorgeous.
05:10I can do some things with it.
05:12Yes.
05:12But so I would say I had envisioned at least thought about it with two different people,
05:18but then things went left after about two years of dating with each one.
05:22All right.
05:22Mm-hmm.
05:23Two people.
05:24Two people.
05:24All right.
05:25Okay.
05:25Yes, yes.
05:25All right.
05:26Okay, Meredith.
05:27Bear with me here.
05:29Oh, God.
05:30You and Anthony.
05:30Coming to the stage.
05:32This is about Gwendolyn.
05:33Gwendolyn is with Hanna Ray's special.
05:36Okay, so you and Anthony hypothetically come up with this agreement.
05:41He is not allowed to hang out with one of his friends ever anymore, and you get to pick
05:49who.
05:50However, same goes for you.
05:52You have one friend that's voted off the island, and he gets to pick who you're not allowed
05:58to hang with.
05:59My question is, who are you guys never going to see again?
06:02Who are the evil?
06:08Who would he pick, and who would you pick?
06:09Oh, man.
06:10Look at the time.
06:11I think it's time to press that button.
06:14Right!
06:15You sure you can think about it?
06:17Yeah.
06:18I just thought about it.
06:20What?
06:21I plead the fifth.
06:24Oh, I feel scared.
06:25Plead the fifth.
06:27Five.
06:27One, two, three, four, five.
06:30All right.
06:30She is tapped out, and she got to answer your question.
06:33The thing about the plead the fifth is when you know, you know.
06:36Yeah.
06:36You're right.
06:37When that question comes along, that's it.
06:40He had to get lippy.
06:41She was like, yep, I'm not answering that one right there.
06:44I got to go home.
06:44Exactly.
06:45Meredith.
06:46Yeah.
06:47When you were younger, did you ever, this is out of the, out of the A13, when you were
06:54younger, did you ever get caught by your parents having sex?
06:58Do tell what went down.
07:01You don't have a, I plead the fifth.
07:05My mom never walked in on me, so I will just say that.
07:09But there was a couple of times where in the hallway, she saw like a footprint up on
07:18the.
07:18Oh, you was dancing on the ceiling?
07:20On the, like think of the door, like she saw a footprint.
07:25She saw a footprint on the door?
07:27Yeah, like halfway up.
07:30What position is that?
07:31Yeah.
07:32That's what I mean.
07:33What?
07:34She got mad at me, and then I guess she figured out that I was like doing stuff while she
07:38wasn't home with my best boyfriend.
07:39Why was your footprint so far up?
07:41Because, you know, throwing it back.
07:44Like above the door handle?
07:46Well, yeah, like, do I?
07:48Yeah.
07:49Yeah, that was the question.
07:50The question was like, how did it go down?
07:53Like, I mean, like, how high was the footprint?
07:55It was pretty high, and I guess I just didn't care.
07:59Like you were doing a handstand?
08:00You were doing a split?
08:01Yeah.
08:01So one leg would be thrown up.
08:03So we would be making out up against the door, and then his hands would go up my skirt
08:08because I was in a Catholic schoolgirl uniform, and then I put my leg up so, you know, situations
08:14could happen underneath the skirt.
08:15This is getting hot.
08:19She's at a Catholic school.
08:20Everybody turned on the radio.
08:21You know what I mean?
08:22Ask her more.
08:23We want to know.
08:24And so, yeah, I guess.
08:26This was at a Catholic school.
08:29No, this is at my house.
08:30So then my mom came home, and I guess a couple days later, she's like, why is their footprint
08:34up this high on the door?
08:36She figured it out.
08:37Because Mama, we was making magic.
08:38Yeah, she was not happy.
08:41Wow.
08:41But she's never walked in on me, walked in on me.
08:43Okay.
08:44That's an interesting question.
08:45All right, let's see here.
08:47What else we got?
08:47This one is honestly kind of in that same realm.
08:50Okay.
08:51It says, Meredith, what is your favorite and least favorite sexual position?
08:56Okay.
08:57My favorite is, at the moment, would have to be Doggy.
09:04Oh?
09:05All right.
09:07Okay.
09:08At the moment, does it change?
09:10It hasn't changed in a while.
09:12I like that, though.
09:12It has been that way for a little bit, but, you know, it changes.
09:15And then my least favorite is, I don't know how to describe it.
09:20It's like this crouching thing you do on the bed where you sit up, like.
09:26Karma Sutra?
09:27It's a, I don't know, whatever you're not doing.
09:30Crouching tiger, hidden dragon.
09:32Yeah, you know what I'm talking about?
09:33Oh, you mean where he's on the base.
09:35It's a crouching thing laying down, yes.
09:36He's the foundation.
09:37Right.
09:37And you got a leapfrog on top of it.
09:39Yes.
09:40Oh, you ain't got to make the stallion.
09:41So, it's good for a little bit.
09:44Facing him or away from him?
09:45Facing, I think.
09:46She's talking about the frogger.
09:48The frogger?
09:48Yeah.
09:49Yeah, where you like, where you like, because it's all dependent on your knees.
09:52Yeah, so after a while.
09:53Unless he lifts on your thighs and helps you.
09:55That would be helpful.
09:57Oh, he ain't giving you the help?
09:59Anthony!
10:01That's not only necessary, but it's gentlemanly.
10:03Yo, because after like a minute, I'm like dying.
10:06My knees, I was like, oh.
10:08That's a very overzealous kind of thing.
10:10I got to tell you.
10:12But if you started, like, you got to be able to.
10:15But sometimes it's requested.
10:17And, you know, I like did leg day the other day.
10:20And I'm like, oh, nice.
10:21There is a way you can get around that, though.
10:22But you can't come playing because that's not attractive.
10:24If you have a runner on the side of your bed.
10:26Right.
10:26Like a railing.
10:27Yeah.
10:27Where your bed frame is.
10:29Okay.
10:29Put your foot on that.
10:31Oh.
10:31And then have your other knee bent.
10:33So, that gives you a little leverage to be able to get that.
10:35Yeah, my bed will have a rail like that.
10:39Okay.
10:40I mean, that's what I heard.
10:45I know.
10:46But, yeah.
10:47This, that.
10:47I don't know.
10:48It's kind of.
10:48It hurts after a while.
10:50But, again.
10:51You're in pain.
10:52But, you don't want to, you know, throw off what's going on at the time.
10:56So, you don't complain about it.
10:57Somebody said froggy style.
10:59Froggy style.
10:59Okay.
11:01Lean froggy.
11:03How dirty would Meredith's feet if she left a damn footprint on the wall?
11:08No, it was my shoe.
11:08She was a dirty foot.
11:10It was my shoe.
11:10Because, you know, you wear like the knee highs and then you have the shoes on.
11:15Because I was in my uniform.
11:17I had just come home from school and my boyfriend snuck him in.
11:20Okay.
11:20You got a third question here.
11:23My shoe print.
11:24You got one?
11:25Yeah.
11:25This one must have been one of those talk to text ones.
11:29Because it says, okay, my question for Mayor Death.
11:34Mayor Death.
11:36Performing live at the Gwendolyn's Cabaret.
11:39If someone offered you $3,000 to suck Tom Brady's toe, would you?
11:46Yes.
11:47Yes, I would.
11:48I don't even have to think about that.
11:49You would suck Tom Brady's toe?
11:51Give me that sexy toe, Tom Brady.
11:54After the game with no showers.
11:58I bet you speak for most women in the Tampa Bay area.
12:01I get to look at him.
12:03That's his feet, though.
12:04Women don't do feet like that.
12:05And I'll put my finger in between his other toes, too.
12:07Oh, man.
12:08I thought you was going somewhere else with this.
12:11I'm about to say, hey, it's just the MVP trophy, Meredith.
12:14Calm down.
12:15All right.
12:15You get the boomerang one back to the room.
12:17Let's see.
12:18What would you want?
12:19Favorite and least favorite, sexual position.
12:22Mmm.
12:24Buck, you're first.
12:28Let's see.
12:29There's so many.
12:30You know, married life for so many years.
12:34Oh, least favorite?
12:35Y'all still have sex?
12:36Wow, that's awesome.
12:37And we have a kid to prove it.
12:40I mean, yeah.
12:41Doggy is definitely good to go right there.
12:45Good to go.
12:45Um, least favorite for me at this point is anywhere, like, outside of the bedroom.
12:51Like, I'm not trying to go in the car, out by the pool.
12:55I'm like, ah, there's mosquitoes out here.
12:57So, just.
12:58Not as sexy.
12:59It's not as sexy.
13:00You're not as adventurous as you used to be.
13:01I'm not.
13:02I am not.
13:03Uh, favorite?
13:06Um, favorite would be that reverse cowgirl.
13:09All right.
13:09Because the visuals on that are just, like, that's just, that's incredible.
13:13Like, you know, that vantage point.
13:15You get, if you video taping, that's Scorsese.
13:20Uh, least favorite?
13:21I gotta tell you, uh, the lazy dog.
13:24What?
13:24The lazy dog.
13:26What is that?
13:27Where, where somebody, okay.
13:29Missionary?
13:29Let me, no.
13:30The lazy dog.
13:31All right.
13:31Let's say you're doing a burr.
13:33Okay.
13:34Okay.
13:34All right.
13:34And take that burr and then lay it down on the, on the side.
13:39Gotcha.
13:39That's the lazy dog.
13:40It's where, it's where y'all, y'all be like laying, like you're supposed to be spooning.
13:45Right.
13:45But y'all be like pressing back.
13:46Like, hey, hey.
13:47You cross the legs though, right?
13:49Hey, don't I know?
13:49Get up.
13:50I, you know what?
13:51Let me tell you something.
13:51It's a good visual though, right?
13:52So, this gives you a little bit more than freak show.
13:56When you got an extra stomach, the stomach be in the way for you to lay to the side to get
14:03it because the gravity be in the way.
14:04So, it's like, you know, it's like, it's almost like somebody in the middle of y'all.
14:09You know what I'm saying?
14:09It's like, you be laying like this and then she be like poking back like, hey, get up.
14:14And you be like, well, this little man in the way, if I can get it out.
14:18You know what?
14:18Let's just go ahead and do the other way.
14:20You know, it's just very frustrating because you be like poking around trying to find.
14:23Okay.
14:24I'm actually a fan of that lazy dog as like, especially in the morning.
14:29Like, I think that is a great.
14:30The rollover.
14:31You like creeping.
14:31Yeah, the little rollover.
14:33You getting to business rather quickly.
14:37I wouldn't call that my favorite.
14:39My favorite is definitely from, you know, like what we said.
14:44Boom!
14:45But I like where you grab her arms.
14:49I think I've told her.
14:50I heard this.
14:51Wait, describe.
14:51Yeah, you grab her arms.
14:53So, now she just hanging on for the ride.
14:57And you, it's like you're riding a horse.
15:00You got both hands.
15:03You're in full control.
15:04If you need that horse to slow down, you just pull back a little bit.
15:07Pulling the reins a little.
15:08Yeah.
15:09That's definitely my favorite.
15:10Why is it that I've imagined Dobby back there going, ya!
15:14Ya!
15:15Go, Bessie!
15:16Go, Bessie!
15:17Go!
15:18Go!
15:18My least favorite.
15:20And my least favorite comes from, it's a precautionary tale.
15:26This is where it gets too real and the FCC leans in to listen.
15:31Yeah, I know.
15:32I'm trying to be very careful with my word choice.
15:35Like, when a girl is doing the work, you know, when she's handling her business, you just
15:41kind of like a participant.
15:43You just there laying down.
15:45I'm always scared that it could, you know.
15:49Things could go out.
15:51It could snap.
15:51It could snap.
15:52We had somebody at the staff.
15:53I know.
15:53You remember that?
15:54I remember that.
15:55I had just started and I'm still scarred for life.
15:57I'm scarred.
15:58When they told me the story that it can snap, and I'm like, wait, but that's not bone.
16:02They're like, the cartilage can snap.
16:04And then it was like, the person who did it came to our staff meeting and told us that
16:10his girl was like, wow, it's so...
16:13And they were like, they thought it was just, you know, sweat or whatever.
16:18And it was blood everywhere.
16:20There was blood everywhere.
16:22She snapped him.
16:22He couldn't do nothing with it.
16:23I'm very cautious in that position.
16:25Everybody just grabbed themselves.
16:26Especially if you got a girl who's up there bouncing around and don't know what she
16:30doing.
16:30And especially when you were just playing, like, horse and...
16:34Right.
16:35She's like, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
16:38Uh-huh, yeah.
16:39You want to pull my arms.
16:41Yeah.
16:42Yeah.
16:44Oh, my God.
16:46All right.
16:46Well, let's a wrap.
16:47Meredith, you have passed your plea to fifth action right here.
16:51Orlando and the Freak Show.
16:52Anybody trying to join the staff at Gwendolyn's Cabaret?
16:55They are taking auditions today at five, all right?
17:00That is only in the heels and wedges and dresses.