Plead The Fifth: Meredith Is Asked Her Favorite Position & If She's Ever Spent A Lot Of Money And Didn't Tell Her Man
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00:00Hooked up by 1-800-ASK-GARY.
00:02Now, who's taking the stand?
00:04Meredith, this.
00:05It is I.
00:06Yeah, she's getting sworn in.
00:08She's going to tell us the truth.
00:10Not going to lie.
00:11Well, if I have to get out of something, I might please.
00:14You got one pass, and you got five questions that you have to answer.
00:19You also got a boomerang.
00:20How can I get out of this?
00:21Uh-huh.
00:21You got it.
00:22I got to pee.
00:23Nope, you can't.
00:24You can't leave the room.
00:25All right, Meredith, let's see here.
00:27Any questions that you got?
00:28You got your socials closed?
00:29I do.
00:29All right, any questions that you got, you can either send it to us on Orlando and the
00:33Freak Show, which is on our IG, or you could text us at 888-429-0941.
00:39What jankiness are you about this?
00:41Honestly, I got a few questions up in here that I can ask.
00:44Let's see.
00:45I'm going to start it easy, though.
00:47Meredith, name three things that you can do better than Anthony.
00:58Cook.
00:58I just had that, what is it, the WAP lyric just going to my head, I can cook, I don't
01:06clean.
01:06I don't cook, I don't clean, but I got this ring.
01:09Let's see here.
01:09Cook.
01:11Probably clean, definitely.
01:13You think you can clean better than Anthony?
01:15He can clean well, but he just chooses not to, so I'm definitely giving that to myself.
01:19Don't be trying to, like, say, you got to be better than him.
01:22You can't be, like, sidestepping it, like, oh, he can, but I can't.
01:27I can clean better, and I can, he would get mad if I said drive better, so that's not going
01:32to.
01:32What do you think you can drive better than him?
01:37I think so.
01:38Who's got him on accident?
01:40Oh, that would, well.
01:41I see that.
01:43Yeah.
01:43Okay, but wait a minute, wait a minute.
01:45I got one accident.
01:45Because you hit somebody on the bridge.
01:46I did.
01:47I did.
01:48Wait, why are you going to talk about old stuff?
01:49That was, like, seven years ago.
01:51Yeah.
01:51And somebody was pushing a baby across the Gandy Bridge in a stroller, and I looked over.
01:57What?
01:58That's, like, from a movie or something.
01:59Yeah, and she almost hit him.
02:00And I looked over, I looked over, because I was like, oh, my God, there's a baby on the
02:03Gandy Bridge, and then I hit the person.
02:05Hey, baby, what are you doing on the bridge?
02:07Selling these rocks.
02:10That's what it sounds like to me.
02:11It sounds kind of phony.
02:12And I, yeah, I took my eyes off the road, and I, yes, I hit the person in front of me anyway,
02:16but that's it.
02:17So, yeah, I'll say I can drive better.
02:18Okay.
02:19All right.
02:20Let's see here.
02:20That's going to start an argument in my house.
02:22Yeah, that's good.
02:23I like those.
02:23I like those.
02:23He drives like a grandma.
02:26For a reason.
02:27He does.
02:28To keep the kids safe.
02:29He does.
02:29Yeah, he's a chill driver.
02:31Safe as Denali driver.
02:32All right, Meredith.
02:34So, all of us men, we have this playbook we go to in the bedroom.
02:41Mm-hmm.
02:41It's our sexual playbook.
02:43Yeah.
02:44So, I want to know, I want to know.
02:48Yes, fuck.
02:49Anthony's sexual playbook.
02:51What is one thing in the playbook that can be tossed out?
02:55That's no good.
02:56That's no good?
02:58Oh, damn.
03:00Uh, something that he does that I don't like.
03:03Yeah.
03:03Something that is in his go-to, his playbook.
03:06Yeah, his go-to.
03:07He has a go-to.
03:07Like a go-to.
03:08If you had something that you could eliminate out of his playbook, what would...
03:14Not that it's horrible, maybe it just needs some work.
03:17Yeah.
03:17Or you don't like it.
03:19Or you don't like it at all.
03:21Or you don't like it.
03:22Oh, man.
03:23I feel like I need to plead the fifth on this one.
03:25Oh, what?
03:26Yeah.
03:27Really?
03:28Yeah.
03:29Yeah.
03:29So you don't want to tell us?
03:31I don't think so.
03:32I don't think so.
03:33I plead the fifth.
03:34Yeah.
03:35I plead the fifth.
03:37Five.
03:38One, two, three, four.
03:39Okay.
03:39Damn.
03:40Damn.
03:40I didn't expect that.
03:41I don't want to be...
03:42I mean, I don't want to be that mean.
03:44I got to go home to him sometime today.
03:47Wow.
03:47You know?
03:48Okay.
03:49Mm-hmm.
03:49All right.
03:51Huh.
03:51Yeah.
03:52You know what?
03:53Because there was a question that I had that I used a long time ago on somebody else that
03:59you didn't have to answer.
04:00What?
04:01And with you not having a pass anymore, that ain't comes to mind.
04:07What is it?
04:08Oh, okay.
04:09If you have a question for Meredith, now that she doesn't have a pass, 429-0941, a holler
04:15at us at Orlando and the Freak Show.
04:17Bring the heat.
04:17On IG.
04:19Meredith.
04:20Yes.
04:21One thing people follow you on IG know is that you have a little bit of ratchet in you.
04:27Yes.
04:27Like you from Duval.
04:29Right.
04:29You know a lot of the old school bass, old school hip hop.
04:33You sitting here between 07 and 2010.
04:37That's your sweet spot.
04:39Love it.
04:39You know every lyric.
04:40Mm-hmm.
04:41And you get ratchet in here.
04:45Mm-hmm.
04:46I get in the zone.
04:47You get in the zone.
04:48And you know, there's certain records.
04:49I mean, you know, and I want to know that when you are pushing the whip, not when you
04:55hitting babies on the bridge and stuff like that.
04:59But when you're pushing the whip and you're listening to it and you get in the zone.
05:03Yeah.
05:03Do you say the N-word when you're rapping?
05:05No.
05:06Like when you're rapping.
05:07When you're rapping and you're in the car by yourself.
05:11Right.
05:11Right.
05:11And that thing just, I mean, it's a jigger.
05:15Like do you?
05:17DMX comes in.
05:17Do you?
05:18Yes.
05:19When DMX.
05:20I love mine.
05:21When DMX comes in.
05:23Love mine.
05:24Where's mine?
05:25Right.
05:25Like do you?
05:27Yeah.
05:28Just cause I love mine.
05:30Right.
05:31Right.
05:31Right.
05:32So I genuinely will answer this question.
05:37Stop staring at me.
05:39Uh-huh.
05:40Yeah.
05:40Okay.
05:41Okay.
05:41Let me get comfortable.
05:42When I'm by myself, I still feel uncomfortable with that word and I skip it 100%.
05:48Now, if you're talking to 12, 13, 14-year-old Meredith that did not understand how strong
05:55that word was.
05:55You wasn't woke.
05:56Right.
05:58Uh, and I'm, I don't know, let's say I have my, you know, Honda Civic Del Sol and I'm 15
06:02years old and I'm rocking out to.
06:04She had a damn Del Sol.
06:05That makes so much sense.
06:07Yeah.
06:07Yeah.
06:08The hot boys come on in my car.
06:10Oh, yeah.
06:11You can't say the clean hot boys.
06:12Yeah.
06:12You know, uh, yeah.
06:14So back in the day when I was by myself driving around, yes, at a young, young, very young
06:20age, uh, yes, that definitely did happen.
06:22Now, as I have matured, no, that doesn't happen.
06:25Absolutely not.
06:26Okay.
06:26Yeah.
06:27Wow.
06:27Ah.
06:29Okay.
06:30Damn.
06:31Y'all nasty.
06:32Meredith got, uh, questions that are flying in now.
06:36She passed on what she would remove from Anthony's sexual playbook.
06:41Right.
06:42Uh, something that she either wants to maybe see less of an appearance of or doesn't enjoy.
06:48She just chose not to answer that.
06:50She does say that she edits herself in the car.
06:53100%.
06:54She's woke.
06:56Yes.
06:56She won't say those hot boy lyrics.
06:59No.
07:00And, uh, the other was, what was your question?
07:04Oh, they were moving.
07:05It was removing.
07:06Oh, the playbook.
07:07Oh, yeah.
07:07The playbook.
07:07Yeah.
07:08So she backed out of that one.
07:09And the other one was, what do you do better than Anthony?
07:12And you said cook, clean, and dry.
07:14Yeah.
07:15They'll start an argument later.
07:17All right.
07:17Uh, let's see here.
07:18You got, you got, you have no pass.
07:20I know.
07:21I feel naked.
07:22Let's see here.
07:22All right.
07:23Um, your first one is.
07:27Are they scandalous?
07:27I mean, there's one that's really scandalous I can't read.
07:31And it's a very short one, too.
07:33I can read it, but it's like, why?
07:36No.
07:36Um, let's see.
07:37Um, Meredith, uh, if, okay, if you died, which one of your friends would you bless Anthony
07:49moving on with?
07:51Oh.
07:52Hmm.
07:52Well, I'd want him to be happy.
07:54Why did you, why did you, why did you collect your pearls when you said that?
07:57Because I'm just like, you know, thinking about it.
07:59Because you gotta also, you want your kids taken care of, but then also you want to make
08:02sure he's happy, but not, not too happy.
08:06But yo, you want him happy.
08:07You want him to know, like, like you had the best.
08:10And you have to, you have to imagine, you have to imagine this friend of yours being
08:14with him, like cooking for him and.
08:17Sexually.
08:19Sexually, but I mean like in love.
08:20Like, you know, who, that, that's, that.
08:24You're one of your girls in love with your man.
08:26Cause you've gone to glory.
08:28Um, I'm going to go with, let's see here.
08:31Yeah.
08:31He needs somebody that cooks.
08:32That eliminates a lot of my girlfriends, by the way.
08:34They just don't cook these days.
08:35Uh, I'm not surprised.
08:36Yeah.
08:37Okay.
08:37Um, I'm, he liked blondes, but I'm going to go with my girl Isabel.
08:42Cause she's single.
08:44She's Brazilian.
08:46She's hot.
08:47And she has a, watch out.
08:48He might kill you.
08:48Yeah.
08:49And she's, she's great with kids and family and she's single.
08:52So I feel like that's, that would be a good move on over.
08:56Yeah.
08:57She's recently single.
08:58Fuck that talk.
08:59Mm-hmm.
09:00Anthony might be, he might like this one.
09:02He might like this one.
09:02He usually, he usually don't like Billy the Fifth, but he might like this one.
09:06Yeah.
09:06He might like her better than me.
09:08Wow.
09:09Yeah.
09:09I don't know.
09:10You got one?
09:10Yeah.
09:11Okay.
09:11So Meredith, what is the last thing you bought online that was expensive that you didn't tell
09:16Anthony about?
09:17Oh, let's see here.
09:19I buy stuff all the time and he sees, cause he's working from home now.
09:22So he sees the packages and I try to hide them and it doesn't work out.
09:25Um, expensive.
09:27I don't know.
09:28Oh, uh, I, does it have to be online?
09:33Yeah.
09:33I went to a store recently and I didn't tell him that I, I, I dropped like thousands of
09:38dollars on these new diamonds that I bought myself.
09:41Oh, I saw you.
09:42You bought yourself a push present.
09:43Yes, I did.
09:44What?
09:44Yes, I did.
09:45She bought herself.
09:45She put it online.
09:46She's like, I get my, forget it.
09:47I get my, it was some kind of attitude and back post.
09:50It was like, yeah, I'll get my own push present.
09:52Right.
09:52And she pulled out these diamonds and the diamonds was bigger than the ones she had.
09:55So I, I, now personally, when I buy jewelry and diamonds, I went to see them in person
09:59and I've been thinking about this for like almost a year and I had been asking for these
10:03for a long time, specifically, even when dates were coming up, then he needed to get
10:08me a present and he still didn't buy them for me.
10:10So then finally, after giving birth, I was like, you know what?
10:12I'm going to do me.
10:13I'm going to go ahead and buy these for myself.
10:15And I did.
10:16I didn't tell him until like very later on in the day.
10:19Cause he never noticed.
10:20And then I showed him my ears and that was so blingy.
10:23Did he get mad?
10:25He was just like, how much did you spend?
10:26And I go, don't worry about it.
10:27And he's like, and he threw out a ballpark number and I'm like, he's like higher or lower
10:31than that.
10:31And I was like, Oh, lower.
10:32I definitely must have your money separated.
10:34We do.
10:35Okay.
10:35I was going to say, because that's a smart thing, but I'm not, I'm good with money.
10:39You guys can know that about me.
10:41Yeah, I guess.
10:44All right.
10:45Meredith, you have another question.
10:47This is the last one.
10:48Yeah.
10:49What is, now this says, what is your favorite sexcapade position?
10:56The position you enjoy when it's time to cross the finish line.
11:01Yes.
11:02What's the finish move?
11:03Let's see.
11:03There's so many different options here.
11:05Really?
11:05All right.
11:06All right.
11:08I'm going to have to go with that.
11:11That dog is down.
11:15You're giving visuals, bro.
11:17Stop it.
11:17Stop it.
11:18Stop it.
11:19That's for the crossing line.
11:21Boom.
11:21Boom.
11:21We're sounding, yes.
11:23Boom.
11:25You just walk in the house like, Anthony.
11:27What?
11:28Boom.
11:28Yes, yes.
11:29That is a sweet spot.
11:32Okay.
11:32All right.
11:33Okay.
11:33I'm going to flip it around to you guys.
11:35What?
11:36Because I know we got some time left.
11:37What?
11:37Your finishing move.
11:39Ooh.
11:39Ooh.
11:40What position is your favorite?
11:42Oh.
11:44Um.
11:46In the words of QIK country.
11:51Save a horse, ride a cowboy.
11:53Oh.
11:54But if you're a cowgirl.
11:56Mm-hmm.
11:56Reverse that thing.
11:58Okay.
11:58Because it's hard, man.
11:59All right, come on.
12:00I mean, the visuals.
12:01Yeah.
12:01Yeah.
12:01Nice.
12:01You know what I'm saying?
12:02Why not watch the show?
12:04That's a top three right there.
12:05You know what I'm saying?
12:06Yeah.
12:07Yeah.
12:07You ain't got to.
12:07And then you can make the worst facial expressions ever.
12:11And I got to see it.
12:12And you ain't got to see it.
12:14Because that, yeah.
12:15You know what I'm saying?
12:15Are you ever worried about that?
12:17Like the weird faces you make?
12:18Absolutely.
12:19Okay.
12:19Because I got the worst faces ever.
12:21Like I have no poker face.
12:23You know if I'm feeling good.
12:24I was like.
12:25Oh.
12:26Oh.
12:26Oh.
12:28You got brain freeze?
12:29Oh.
12:30Yeah.
12:31All right.
12:32I got to work on that.
12:33All right.
12:33What's yours?
12:34Mine's going to be from an album by Mr. Snoop Dogg.
12:38Oh, Lord.
12:38All the while.
12:39We do it, dog.
12:40It's time.
12:41All the while.
12:41There's a lot of barking.
12:42There's a lot of barking in this room.
12:44All right.
12:46I did it.
12:47I did it.
12:48It's a wrap on your Plead the Fifth.
12:51Wow.
12:51My heart.
12:52Way too much information up in here.
12:53Oh, my God.
12:54What else can we do?
12:55All right.
12:558.45.
12:56Good morning.
12:56I did it.
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