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00:00This morning it was raining and I saw dad standing fully nude in the rain and dad has
00:06applied shampoo on his head and he's washing his hair off in the rain.
00:09Wait, wait, wait, what time was that?
00:11In the morning.
00:12We have the backyard camera now.
00:20Every evening in Australia.
00:22Oh here we go, we're on.
00:23Now prepare to laugh.
00:24TV reaches over 12 million of us.
00:27What?
00:28That is epic.
00:29I'm impressed.
00:31But have you ever wondered what other people are watching?
00:33That's not next level, next next level.
00:36Find out what people thought about what was on in the last seven days.
00:40What am I watching?
00:42Didn't they have this one last week?
00:43Dude, they could do this every week and they'll get a laugh out of me.
00:48This week we met some creative types.
00:50That's George Miller.
00:51This guy's an absolute legend.
00:53Oh did he do pig?
00:55Taskmaster returned.
00:56What stupid tasks are they gonna have to complete?
00:59I love this show so much.
01:01And we braced ourselves for the drama that has the whole world saying.
01:05Oh my god, adolescents.
01:07This has been talked about everywhere.
01:10It's had 66.3 million views in 11 days.
01:21Oh my god, what have you got on your face?
01:23What are you doing to yourself?
01:25Haven't you ever gone to the beautician where they put lead light on your face?
01:28Once for wrinkles, once for collage.
01:31What are you trying to be, 15?
01:33Well you gotta look after your skin, mate.
01:35This year there's gonna be a new Anastasia.
01:38Why?
01:39What's wrong with the old one?
01:40Plenty.
01:41This is Australian Idol.
01:44Australian Idol.
01:46God, it's still going.
01:47On Channel 7, now that we've made it through the audition weeks.
01:52Top 30 week.
01:53Woohoo!
01:54Top 21 week.
01:56And the top 12, 10 and 8 epochs are behind us.
01:59Wow.
01:59We can finally begin.
02:01We are down to the top six.
02:02Top six?
02:03They're still just at the top six.
02:06Didn't it start last year?
02:07About three years ago it started.
02:09Each idol has chosen a song to dedicate to someone or something meaningful in their life.
02:14If I had to sing any song, I reckon it'd be like Ave Maria or something.
02:19Give me a couple of lines and I'll tell you how long is last.
02:22Go.
02:23Ave Maria.
02:29Oh, that was awesome.
02:31That was good.
02:32I agree.
02:33Fantastic, honestly.
02:36You can't say that about yourself.
02:37Ladies, your Australian Idol judges.
02:40We've got Kyle.
02:41He's up himself.
02:42We've got Marsha, Marsha, Marsha.
02:45And she's okay.
02:46Marsha Hines.
02:47How long's Marsha Hines been in the industry for?
02:5050 years.
02:51She'd be in the top five or six most well-known and loved Australian singers of all time.
02:56What song she sung?
02:59Oh, okay, here we go.
03:01Should we get into it, Rikki?
03:02Yeah, we should get into it.
03:03Yeah, let's go.
03:04Let's go.
03:05Australia, this is William.
03:08Might seem crazy what I'm about to say.
03:11Oh, no.
03:13Sunshine, she's here, you can take a break.
03:16How is this top six?
03:18He's going to sell out the palms at Crown, this bloke.
03:2560 years old, me and the missus on a cruise ship.
03:29She'd be like, he's cute, isn't he?
03:31Yeah, the grannies would love him.
03:33Look, it's a niche market.
03:35Give it up for Jake.
03:36Of course, we've been going that long, someone's had a baby.
03:38Someone's had a baby.
03:39Darling, I will be loving you till we're 70.
03:47Not smoke the thing, it's the lighter.
03:50The lighter and the crowd.
03:51Not just smoking.
03:52Oh, I was trying to create atmosphere.
03:54People fall in love in mysterious ways.
03:59Oh, yeah, baby.
04:00Are we doing shearing?
04:01We're doing country shearing.
04:02Yeah, we're shearing.
04:05Ed, shearing.
04:06Yeah.
04:06Next is a musical guest.
04:10Ooh, I like this.
04:12Yeah, it's Ronan Keating.
04:14I think he's good.
04:15Let's vote.
04:16You can't vote for him.
04:18Not on my phone.
04:19Let me put your face on it.
04:20Wait, wait, put your hand down.
04:21No, spend your money.
04:23Marshall Hamburger.
04:24Marshall Hamburger.
04:30It sounds like someone's asked you what your name is.
04:32You've got really nervous and made up that name.
04:35Marshall Hamburger.
04:37Yeah, you saw McDonald's behind the copper.
04:42I'm John Chicken Wing.
04:45Pat Nugget.
04:48This is my only dance move.
04:50The double dick?
04:51Yep.
04:57This is Jamon.
04:58I love toast.
04:59He's my favourite.
05:00Who's toast?
05:01Jamon Toast.
05:05Jamon.
05:06How long have you been thinking of that one for?
05:09And finally...
05:10This is Gisella.
05:1116-year-old Gisella has been wowing the judges all season.
05:19Wow.
05:23Wows are?
05:24Wow.
05:25Wow.
05:26Wow.
05:36Wow.
05:37I mean, we haven't had a female winner from WA ever.
05:42Female winner from WA is very specific.
05:45No, we haven't.
05:47So...
05:47That's like cricket stats when they're like,
05:49this is the highest third wicket partnership on the fourth day of a test
05:53against the West Indies in November at the Gabba.
05:57I've seen people sing Mariah Carey songs before.
05:59Like, I've known Mariah.
06:00I've had dinner with her.
06:02Sorry, Kyle, just let me grab that for you.
06:03You just dropped that name.
06:04Been to her house, watched her sing.
06:06Graham, we went out to coffee yesterday.
06:07I have a gold microphone.
06:10But I mean, if I had Mariah Carey to drop,
06:13I'd be dropping it every chance I got.
06:14Did you not see Mariah Carey?
06:16Yeah, but what do you want in your sandwich?
06:18Only you can decide who the next Australian Idol will be.
06:22Gisella's my favourite.
06:23Vote Gisella, times two.
06:25If that 16-year-old doesn't win, something's wrong.
06:27Only three will get to the grand finale.
06:30This show's been going on for so many months.
06:33Why would you cut out three?
06:34Why wouldn't you just keep it going?
06:36Am I just saying, I can't feed them anymore?
06:38That's it?
06:39I can't feed them.
06:40Can't feed them?
06:41Gotta cut them.
06:41We'll find out who you voted to be there
06:43in tomorrow night's live verdict show.
06:46So tomorrow's the verdict?
06:47Jesus.
06:48This is what I hate about Idol.
06:50You gotta wait till the next night.
06:51Good night, Australia!
06:53I reckon just choose one tonight and let it be done.
06:56Pick a winner and let them turn into absolute nobodies.
07:04I've hit the most interesting juncture of my life.
07:07I both have a pimple on my face and lower back pain.
07:10You, like, wake up and I'm like...
07:12Aargh!
07:13I'm just waiting for your prostate to go.
07:15God, yeah.
07:17SBS has had the exciting idea of sending a celebrity chef
07:21to a different country and trying the food there.
07:24Ah, what's his name?
07:25Coles guy.
07:26Curtis Cole.
07:27Curtis Cole.
07:28Curtis Cole.
07:29Curtis Cole.
07:30Curtis Cole.
07:31Curtis Cole.
07:31Curtis Cole.
07:32Curtis Cole.
07:33Curtis Scott.
07:33Jimmy Curtis.
07:34Jimmy Curtis, that's it.
07:37Curtis Stone!
07:39I was so close.
07:40He must be struggling in his career.
07:42Why?
07:43Because he's on SBS.
07:46It's Honkers!
07:47I love Hong Kong.
07:49I love Hong Kong.
07:50I love Hong Kong.
07:51Hong Kong!
07:53Have you been there, Kate?
07:54Well, her brother's lived there for 30 years.
07:56Give me two fun facts real fast on Hong Kong.
07:58Quick, two fun facts.
08:00It is the hometown of Cafe Pacific.
08:03Give me a fun fact.
08:04Let's skip the second one.
08:05And it's still very much a mystery to me.
08:08So I wanted to come and spend a week,
08:11get my fingernails under the surface.
08:13Get his fingernails under the surface.
08:16And try to understand what makes Hong Kong so different.
08:19Why is this being narrated like a murder mystery?
08:23This is a really deep food show.
08:25Curtis is trying to find his why.
08:26No, he's just doing a moody introduction to this vibrant metropolis.
08:30Hong Kong is a late night city.
08:32The kind of thing that's sure to trigger nostalgia in anyone who's ever been.
08:36This is what I love about Hong Kong.
08:38Any time of the night, you can find a door open.
08:40You know, the great thing about Hong Kong is they've got all the local families
08:44that have had those businesses.
08:46I don't care.
08:46The thing about Hong Kong is that you can stay at the best hotel
08:50or else you can have the best dining in just the local.
08:52I feel like I don't need to go to Hong Kong, mate.
08:55God almighty.
08:56What happened to Curtis?
08:58I've been to Singapore.
08:59It's great.
09:00I love Singapore.
09:01They're not in Singapore.
09:02You can go to people that make the best pork.
09:04I've been to the airport in Singapore, but not outside.
09:06Nah.
09:06You can go to the best wontons.
09:08I reckon you'll have PowerPoints when you look at them in a cake.
09:10Now I'm getting emotional.
09:12About Hong Kong.
09:13About Hong Kong.
09:14No, you're being weird, Mum.
09:15Take five.
09:16No, this is weird.
09:17You can see the real life of Hong Kong people.
09:20Finally, Curtis has found a Hong Kong restaurant.
09:23Give me a pad thai any day.
09:25That's one of my favourites.
09:26A Hong Kong restaurant.
09:28I know a Vietnamese word.
09:30Hardly relevant.
09:31So what have we got?
09:32We have the tofu in deep fried style.
09:37Yum.
09:39What's that stuff they talk about?
09:41Tofu.
09:42Tofu.
09:43Thai food.
09:44Toe.
09:44Toe.
09:45Toe food.
09:46Can make the best tofu and sell to the customer.
09:48I know a lot of people are going to say that tofu is bleh.
09:52Tofu is bleh.
09:53But tofu is shit.
09:54That looks yummy to me.
09:56It's really good.
09:57Tell your face that it's really good.
09:59It makes me feel like he has Botox in all the wrong spots.
10:04The best bean curd in Hong Kong.
10:05See, like, I don't mind going to cool countries,
10:07but don't make me bean curds.
10:09What else is there, mate?
10:11Here's some deer antlers.
10:12Deer antlers?
10:13What?
10:14Oh my God, yum.
10:15Turtle shells.
10:17Curtis is eating turtle.
10:19Yum.
10:21And also a whole big bucket of seahorses.
10:23Seahorses?
10:24Surely not.
10:26Oh, yum.
10:27Is the swim bar open?
10:28Is the swim bladder of a specific fish?
10:31It's the bladder of a fish.
10:33What?
10:34This one piece in my hand is $5,700 US dollars.
10:38How much?
10:39How much?
10:39$5,700 US.
10:41Come on.
10:42He gets the bladder that fish piss through,
10:45dries it up and charges $700 US dollars for it.
10:49$5,700.
10:50Come again?
10:51About 9,000 Australian.
10:53We're in the wrong business.
10:55So here's the sea cucumber that we saw day one.
10:57You bring it from the shop.
10:58Yep.
10:59And around six days later, you get this.
11:02It's crazy.
11:03Jeez, he's a grower, not a shower.
11:06After six days of hot water baths.
11:08Trust me, love, I'm bigger once I've been in water.
11:10We will stuff it.
11:11So what you're telling me is you take this tiny thing
11:14and then it grows in size and fills with cream.
11:18That's what you're telling me.
11:20That's what you're telling me.
11:21It's going to cost you two grand as well.
11:23The last stop on my Hong Kong adventure
11:25requires some careful pronunciation.
11:27Holy Fook.
11:28Holy Fook.
11:28Holy Fook.
11:30Holy Fook.
11:30I didn't do that.
11:31Holy Fook.
11:33Holy Fook.
11:34Who did you Fook?
11:35Welcome to Holy Fook.
11:36Welcome to Holy Fook.
11:38O-ly Fook.
11:40You know why?
11:40Because you eat it and you go, holy Fook.
11:42Holy Fook means good fortune in your mouth.
11:44Well, yeah, to be fair, when something good goes into your mouth,
11:47your initial reaction is holy Fook.
11:49The most beloved thing on the menu.
11:51It's in my mouth now, you know what I mean?
11:52Thank you, chef.
11:53My pleasure.
11:54Get Fooked.
11:55Get Fooked.
11:57I love that we went to Hong Kong.
11:59OK, I need to go back to Hong Kong.
12:01I'm going for the tofu.
12:02You guys can go alone.
12:03Well, you weren't invited.
12:05I'll have good fortune in my mouth here at home.
12:18In Melbourne, marriage celebrant Matt Dalton
12:21is thinking of branching out.
12:22If I combine my weddings with magician stuff,
12:26I can do amazing things like pigeons or birds come out of a corner,
12:30pull something out of my hat, make the mother-in-law disappear,
12:33all that sort of stuff, right?
12:35Like, I reckon I could even do a magic trick now.
12:38What do you want to see?
12:39Shut up.
12:40Yeah, you shut up.
12:42This week, we discovered a new series
12:44following people looking to Netflix and chill.
12:46The Later Daters.
12:48It's never too later to date her.
12:50And this show features a group of singles in their golden years.
12:53Oh, it's a dating show.
12:54For people who are over 55, I love that.
12:56And they're cheap dates because you've got senior citizen cards
12:59and you get discounts everywhere.
13:01Finding dates in this age group can be tough.
13:03Yeah, I hear you.
13:04Luckily, there's a pool of blind daters eager for a chance to find love.
13:08I'd love to find someone around my age, even a little bit older.
13:12Women hit their sexual peak at a certain age, don't they?
13:1540s and 50s?
13:16Yeah.
13:17So these girls are gonna be horny as hell.
13:20Yep.
13:21And our first single senior is...
13:23Suzanne, 63.
13:25Wow.
13:26She's hot.
13:26Yeah.
13:27She looks like a ball of fun.
13:28She definitely looks like someone who has nude paintings in her house.
13:31I do.
13:32I do.
13:32I love butts.
13:34See?
13:34Horn dog.
13:35I'm telling you, man.
13:36I'm outgoing, friendly.
13:38Horn dog.
13:39Absolutely.
13:41And she's got quite the criteria for a potential partner.
13:44At this age, the list should be male.
13:47Heartbeat.
13:47Yeah, let's listen to what Suzanne has to say.
13:50Definitely the pot belly's a no-go.
13:52Teeth are important.
13:54I love big lips.
13:55Nice arms are important.
13:56I like a physically fit man.
13:58I also like someone who values hygiene.
14:03I can see your nipple.
14:05Loves a good glass of wine.
14:07Jesus, she's not gonna go with me then, is she?
14:09I don't care how tall, short, bald, whatever.
14:12I don't care about that.
14:13I just wanna...
14:15I like big...
14:16Okay, let's see if Suzanne's first date measures up.
14:19Whoa, someone's smoking.
14:21She's ready.
14:22Who's the date?
14:24Frank.
14:25He's a hot silver fox.
14:28Frank, how are you?
14:29Nice to meet you.
14:30Nice to meet you.
14:32Straight to the bedroom.
14:34So sweet.
14:36Bit of a charmer too.
14:37And he rocks up with roses.
14:39Men don't do that anymore.
14:41When did men stop bringing flowers on a date?
14:44When roses started costing $25 a rose.
14:47Oh my goodness.
14:49Wow.
14:51Oh, he's nervous.
14:52They're over 60.
14:54It's the first date they've been on.
14:55They're on TV.
14:56This is difficult stuff.
14:57Yeah.
14:59What are they gonna talk about?
15:00Common ground.
15:00Yeah, start talking about the war times and like what you knew then.
15:04So...
15:04Start talking about rations.
15:06So...
15:07How lucky you were not to be drafted.
15:08So, uh...
15:10Let's just get pissed.
15:11Okay.
15:11How about that?
15:12Oh, there we go.
15:13You are a fun guy.
15:14Aww.
15:15And you're old as dirt.
15:17Old as dirt.
15:18They're getting along great.
15:19This is lovely.
15:22Suzanne's getting sloshed.
15:26Oh, what's he doing?
15:28Little kissy kissy.
15:30He's still got game.
15:31I'll give it to him.
15:32Frank's got game.
15:34Oh my god, and Suzanne's daughter's rocked up.
15:36What's the daughter doing at the date?
15:38I am here to pick you up.
15:39Oh my god, Suzanne's daughter is cock blocking her.
15:42Yeah, I got plans for Frank.
15:44I know.
15:45You've said it.
15:45You've said it.
15:46You've said it.
15:46We get it.
15:47She's horny.
15:47All right, can the next...
15:49Horn dog.
15:50...find love?
15:50How old do you reckon this girl is?
15:52I'm a niece.
15:53I'm 62.
15:54What?
15:5562?
15:56She looks better than us.
15:57You know what they say, black don't crack.
15:59My feelings for this date.
16:01Oh my god.
16:02Wow.
16:03How could she have that much booty at 62?
16:08Let's go have some fun.
16:10Whoever gets her is gonna be one lucky man.
16:12Madden, would ya?
16:14What?
16:15Would ya?
16:18I would.
16:20Well, let's see if her date would.
16:21Who's she dating?
16:24George.
16:24He's hot.
16:26I think they're gonna be a good match.
16:28He's good looking.
16:29He's a little shorter than I expected, but that was okay.
16:31Nothing wrong with a shorty.
16:33Isn't that right, baby?
16:33That's right, baby.
16:34Oh, how sweet.
16:36Aw.
16:36It seems nice enough.
16:38Just don't say anything stupid.
16:39I have a son.
16:40Really?
16:40Yeah.
16:41Just one?
16:42Just one that I know of.
16:43Oh, you don't say that, George.
16:45I have three.
16:46Same dad.
16:47Oh, my God.
16:49Same daddy.
16:50Why would you say that?
16:52Have you had any work done?
16:54No.
16:55Have you had any work done?
16:58Here's a walking disaster.
17:00Don't say it like that.
17:00How many daddies?
17:02Dig.
17:02Have you had work done?
17:03Dig.
17:04Are those boob yours?
17:05Bang, he's in Brazil.
17:06Yeah, I'm out of here.
17:07Excuse me?
17:08Yeah, yeah, walk, walk.
17:09Take your bag so you can keep walking.
17:13I don't think we'll be seeing George again.
17:15Nah.
17:15See you later, dater.
17:18Looking for answers.
17:19Well, there you go.
17:20It's never too late to date.
17:21And they're getting their second chance at love.
17:23I'm all for it, because I love love.
17:25If something happens to me, you can date.
17:27Would you want me to find someone else?
17:29No.
17:30I want you to die miserable.
17:33Lies.
17:48I was so embarrassed today.
17:50What did you do now, Jared?
17:52I went to a workshop, and we came back from lunch,
17:54and the facilitator, before we got into it,
17:56wanted to, like, ground us all.
17:57And she's like, OK, can everyone take their shoes off?
17:59So I took my shoe off.
18:00What?
18:01Look, it's in between washing days, OK?
18:02Don't judge me.
18:03Look.
18:03Oh, my God.
18:06Survivor.
18:07This is the final.
18:09Ody, ody, ody, ody, yada.
18:11You don't actually need to do it every time.
18:13Get back, get back, get back, get back.
18:15Let's go, let's go.
18:18Malusi.
18:19Day 38.
18:20You just know they haven't pooed properly,
18:21because you never do a good poo on a holiday.
18:23I get backed up.
18:23So what are we down to?
18:24We're down to, like, the final six?
18:26Actually, we're down to the final eight.
18:27God, there's not many left.
18:29And Kristen just backstabbed her alliance
18:31at the last tribal council.
18:34Kristen went behind our back.
18:35If someone genuinely backstabbed me,
18:37I would get really upset.
18:38Bro, I'm coming back with my cousins,
18:40and I'm burning this place down.
18:41Backstab me, yeah?
18:43Backstab me.
18:44So she's somebody we can't work with.
18:46It's like the mafia.
18:47Once you go against the family,
18:49you're dead, you're dead.
18:50I just like the challenges.
18:51Yeah, me too.
18:52You ready to get to today's reward challenge?
18:54Nah, we just couldn't stand up.
18:55No, we just wanted to stand here.
18:56What is it?
18:57You're going to balance on a platform.
18:58Survivor is always about how long you can stand on stuff.
19:02Standing on very narrow footholds.
19:05Hey, here's something.
19:06Stand on it for ages.
19:09Oh, yes, sir, no problem.
19:10Let me just move that over here.
19:11Want to know what you're playing for?
19:12Yeah, tell us, Jonathan.
19:13The IKEA Better Sleep Retreat.
19:1838 days, you would do anything for a sleep on a pillow.
19:20No, you wouldn't do anything for a shampoos.
19:22Two very different people.
19:24This challenge is now on.
19:26I don't feel they need to see their toes that close.
19:28All about balance today.
19:30Let me take the dog away.
19:32I can do this for hours.
19:33Just hang in 10.
19:35Hang on, my legs are starting to shake.
19:36I've been here 30 seconds.
19:39Let's go, girls.
19:40Not the best camera bloody angles.
19:41How is she still so white and pasty?
19:43She's been in the sun for 38 days.
19:45Go, girl!
19:47Oh, she's gone.
19:48She's gone.
19:49You know why she's gone?
19:50Those choosies weighed her down.
19:51Yeah, 100%.
19:51Kristen!
19:53And Kristen wins the war!
19:56Kristen won!
19:57And Kristen's off to IKEA with her new alliance.
19:59I wonder what IKEA Samoa's like.
20:01So our plan is Kate, Morgan, Logan and myself,
20:06that we'll be working together looking to get Zara out.
20:08Zara.
20:09They want her out.
20:10Who's that?
20:10It'll all make sense later.
20:12But for now, these guys have their own plan.
20:14We just put our hands in as the graduates.
20:17Super wanky, they call themselves the graduates.
20:20It's a bit uni vibes, isn't it?
20:22Oh, look, I'm in the Survivor Society.
20:26I'm the post-graduates now.
20:28The post-graduates.
20:29Oh, give me a spell.
20:31AJ, Kalen, Zara and I are playing just dumb.
20:35Four on Logan.
20:36Wow, they're all going to vote Logan.
20:38Getting Logan out.
20:40Who's that?
20:41Look, all you need to know is that at the tribal council,
20:44it's a draw between Zara and Logan.
20:46We're tied.
20:47Oh my gosh, that's a hung parliament.
20:51That means we're going to re-vote.
20:53Re-vote, re-vote, baby.
20:55Zara and Logan, you will not vote.
20:57Everyone else, you can only vote for Zara or Logan.
21:01If they don't do a re-vote, Zara and Logan can't vote.
21:04Isn't it going to be the same result again?
21:05Yep, still a tie between Zara and Logan.
21:12Told you it'd make sense.
21:14All right, so we're deadlocks.
21:18Stalemate.
21:18And any keen survivor watcher knows what happens next.
21:21Are we going to rocks?
21:22Are we going to rocks?
21:23I think we're going to go to rocks.
21:26Okay, tell us what rocks is, man.
21:28What's this rock business?
21:29Zara and Logan will become safe and everyone else is going to draw rocks.
21:34Oh, they literally draw a rock.
21:35I thought they'd chuck rocks at them.
21:37Odd rock goes home.
21:38Ooh.
21:40Zara and Logan can't be picked and everyone else picks a rock
21:44and one rock will say you're goners.
21:45Holy shit.
21:46Okay, where's the rocks?
21:47They're going to play the rocks.
21:48Rock, rock, rock, rock.
21:50Hold on, don't get too ahead of yourselves.
21:52This is how it's going to work.
21:54Rocks.
21:54I'm going to give you five minutes.
21:56What?
21:57To discuss as a tribe.
21:58What?
21:59Who should be going home between Zara or Logan?
22:03Otherwise, we're going to go to rocks.
22:04Yeah, we all have to agree.
22:05No!
22:06Oh, they asked him.
22:06Let's go to rocks.
22:07The fact is the numbers are three, two on your side.
22:10This is all unwarranted chit chat.
22:15True.
22:16But in an unexpected move, Logan decides to quit and keep her alliance safe.
22:21What?
22:21She's just going to put her hand up and leave.
22:25Guys, it's okay.
22:26She's just falling on her sword.
22:28Why would she do that?
22:30It's okay.
22:30I know you tried.
22:31This is weird.
22:32Is that rocks?
22:33Hang on.
22:33What rocks?
22:34It's a failure.
22:35I love you guys.
22:36Try your hardest.
22:38I just threw the white towel.
22:39Sorry, guys.
22:40I love you all.
22:41No one will remember you.
22:43They don't care about you.
22:44They're not your friends.
22:45All right, Logan.
22:47Was that the stupidest strategy you've ever seen in the history of Survivor?
22:53She definitely just wants to have a nice lasagna.
22:56How many twists are there in Survivor this season?
23:00That is so sad.
23:01I wanted to go to rocks.
23:06Something horrific happened to me.
23:15I saw my best friend's birth.
23:16As you were in the room?
23:17No, no.
23:17On her iPhone.
23:18What type of POV was it?
23:19POV, right down below.
23:21Like, it was literally up in the air.
23:23She's screaming.
23:24There was even sound effects.
23:26Like, it was like a jelly.
23:28What?
23:30No!
23:34This week on Foxtel, we checked out the new award-winning British comedy series...
23:39Smoggy Queens.
23:40Oh my god, I'm so excited to watch this.
23:42We're doing Drag Queens.
23:43Correct.
23:44Keep the change on.
23:45Let's go, bitches!
23:47And the ep kicks off before a night on the town with Drag Queen Dickie.
23:51Oh my god.
23:52I think she did her makeup in the dark.
23:53What's with her eyebrows?
23:54That's rich coming from you.
23:56Oh, you're a chick.
23:57Hiya, Mum!
23:59Now that is the old-school queens that we're familiar with.
24:03That old, like, really outrageous makeup.
24:05Cheers, queers!
24:06That's how I was when you first met me, Matt.
24:08You used to have eye makeup just like that.
24:10And I thought you loved the Rocky Horror Show.
24:12I used to call you Frank-N-Furter.
24:13Oh, you look absolutely stunning tonight, Dickie.
24:16You're having a horn.
24:17I've never seen a Drag Queen with a moustache before.
24:20Bet you've seen a Drag Queen holding a pickle, though.
24:22A couple of times, but not normally eating it.
24:24But before they head out, Dickie helps out aspiring Drag Queen, Stuart.
24:29No, not like that.
24:30What's your drag name?
24:31I don't have one yet.
24:33You've got to have a drag name, Stuart.
24:34Do yous have a...
24:35Drag name?
24:36My name would be Michelle O'Drama.
24:38Oh, okay.
24:39Oh, wait, let me have a look at you.
24:40Or I'd be...
24:41Delta Goodrim.
24:42Jesus Christ.
24:44I've got it.
24:45Pum.
24:46Rush First.
24:47Or...
24:47Gagatha Fisty.
24:49All right.
24:50Anyway, Dickie's boyfriend, Harrison, then arrives with some news.
24:53Would you mind just stepping outside a second?
24:55I need to talk to you.
24:58It's the talk.
24:59I'm breaking up with you.
25:00You're literally my everything.
25:01Sorry, Dickie.
25:02We're finished.
25:03Oh, my God.
25:04When my ex broke up with me, we had gone to an Indian restaurant for dinner.
25:08I sobbed until my food came out.
25:09I ate my food sobbing.
25:11I left the restaurant sobbing.
25:12Jared, why didn't you get up and leave?
25:14He was paying for the meals.
25:16Harrison, wait!
25:17What's he doing?
25:18When the rain is blowing in your face.
25:21Oh, no, don't sing.
25:23That is not how you win them back.
25:24It'll make you feel bad.
25:27Oh, my God.
25:30What is happening?
25:32Taxi's here.
25:32It's one way to stop some bad singing.
25:35Then later that week...
25:37He died.
25:38I don't believe my eyes.
25:40It's a funeral.
25:43Oh, my God, he's alive.
25:45What is happening?
25:46I'd just like to say a quick thank you to all of you for being here today
25:50to mourn the death of my relationship with Harrison.
25:53It's the death of a relationship.
25:57Iconic.
25:58The queers, they're so dramatic.
26:00Now that is the epitome of a drama queen.
26:03But you know something?
26:04My heart will go on.
26:05Yes, Celine Dion has always said that.
26:07Cue the music.
26:11She's not the recorder.
26:13Recorder, I know how to do this.
26:18I told you to play My Heart Will Go On by Celine Dion.
26:20I thought this was it.
26:21It's Kumbaya, my lord.
26:25I'm starting to see now why he broke up with him.
26:27Dickie then tries one last ditch attempt to win back Harrison.
26:31Are they going after the ex?
26:33He's just posted this on his story.
26:35Well, he's got a new boyfriend already.
26:38Oh, and he's on a date.
26:39Not okay.
26:41I love spontaneous trips like this, me.
26:43Who is chasing an ex like this?
26:45A full stage seven clinger.
26:47This, child's play.
26:49Let me tell you how you do go about it.
26:51You're signing them up for every gym in the area.
26:52You're signing them up for Jenny Craig's.
26:53You're signing them up for the Red Cross for donation.
26:55Check behind every single gravestone.
26:57Their phone ringing, ringing, ringing, ringing.
26:59You know what they're not doing?
27:01Messaging another girl.
27:03Shane.
27:04Stop the ghost walk.
27:06Oh, you're joking, aren't you?
27:08Oh, God, what's he going to do?
27:09I know you haven't made your mind up yet.
27:12Oh, no.
27:13Oh, my God, again with the singing.
27:15No, Dickie, no.
27:17I can't handle awkward moments.
27:20Just stop.
27:21I don't love you anymore, mate.
27:24Poor Dickie.
27:25Oh, that's sad.
27:26Look at the state of me.
27:28Slapping like a sloppy old trout.
27:30Oh, we've all hit this point.
27:31Yeah, but it's usually in the shower alone.
27:33Yeah.
27:34Jared at the Indian restaurant.
27:35Oh, it got me crazy.
27:39What a surprise.
27:40I thought I was not going to like that and I loved it.
27:42That was funny.
27:43I like that.
27:44Dickie, just remember, if Jad can get married,
27:47so can you, my darling.
27:51Happy birthday to you.
28:09Do you want to know something psycho that I still think is really weird?
28:12That I was meant to be born on Dad's birthday.
28:14True fact.
28:15You came early.
28:16Because I was excited to get out of the uterus.
28:18Way to make it all about you, Holly.
28:20Conception of Holly.
28:21Bloody hell.
28:22Yeah, it's not your birthday.
28:28Thursday on Ten.
28:29I hate you.
28:32You know what this is?
28:34Taskmaster's back.
28:35Yes.
28:36I just will never understand this show.
28:38Oh, it's pretty simple.
28:39Comedians go head to head in a bunch of random tasks,
28:42using some complex thinking to beat their peers.
28:45You've got to think laterally.
28:47It is going down my pants?
28:49Absolutely.
28:50Oh my gosh.
28:51I love this show so much.
28:53And setting the tasks is host Tom Gleeson.
28:55Hello and welcome to a brand new series of Taskmaster Australia.
28:59Do you like him better on Taskmaster or better on Hard Quiz?
29:02Why do I have to like him on either?
29:04Oh, that is not nice.
29:06And he's assisted by sidekick Tom Cashman.
29:08Who's on it this year?
29:10Dave Hughes.
29:11Yashua Hughes-y.
29:12He's looking good lately.
29:13Isn't he?
29:14Emma Holland.
29:15Who?
29:15She's a comedian.
29:16Thank God you're here.
29:17Yeah.
29:18She's always the funniest one.
29:19And joining them is actress Lisa McCune, comedian Takashi Wagasuki and Tommy Little.
29:24Tommy Little is great.
29:26So we've got Big Tom, Little Tom and Tommy Little.
29:28Time to earn your keep.
29:29I want a task.
29:30What stupid tasks are they going to have to complete this episode?
29:35Oh, don't be like that.
29:36Sometimes the contestants can find themselves with a real head scratcher.
29:40Lose the van keys.
29:42You cannot leave the van.
29:44What'd they say?
29:44Lose the keys?
29:45Keys that remain lost for longest wins.
29:48So they have to hide a key.
29:49We're playing hide and seek with a key.
29:50Oh my gosh.
29:52I have got a couple of places that I want to put this.
29:54Where would you put it?
29:55Right under the seat.
29:56Eat it.
29:56Put them right up your clacker.
29:58Okay, Kate.
29:59Can I just put it up my ass?
30:00I said up the clacker.
30:02Kate.
30:03If I duck the keys in, you know, where?
30:05Who's going to look for it there?
30:06I've seen how airy your ass is.
30:07No one's finding it.
30:08Where's the key?
30:09I'm quite ashamed.
30:11Where was it?
30:12It's in his ass.
30:13Is it in your undies?
30:14Oh, he did have it in his butt.
30:16This is a good show.
30:17I really like this.
30:18I know, I do too.
30:18It's television gold.
30:20Okay, let's crack on with the others.
30:22I get to chuck them, hey?
30:23Launch it into the bush.
30:27No!
30:29No.
30:30That's a shit throw.
30:31Hey, have you ever seen me throw a ball for a dog?
30:32Please step out of the car.
30:34Just stand on it.
30:34Put your foot on it.
30:36Yes.
30:37What's she doing?
30:39She's burying it in the dirt.
30:40That's so good.
30:42He'll never find it.
30:43She's won.
30:44Hold on, we've still got Husey.
30:46Right.
30:48He can draw on the bed.
30:52Husey's gone.
30:53He's going to open the garage and be like...
31:00What is going on?
31:02If I haven't won this challenge, I'm really going to be sad.
31:06Well, you didn't.
31:08I think Emma's going to win.
31:10And she did.
31:11She's won it.
31:11Good job, Emma.
31:12Shall we wait into one more?
31:14Oh, there's another task.
31:15I love it.
31:16Hang the hangers on your rack.
31:18Before you toss a hanger,
31:19you must be wearing its t-shirt in the traditional way.
31:22So put on a t-shirt.
31:23And you've got to throw the coat hanger.
31:27Yeah!
31:30Two for the one.
31:34She knocked Husey's off.
31:35Oh, it's over time.
31:38Yeah!
31:39Yes!
31:39She's going to knock it off again.
31:40You watch.
31:46Why is it so dumb?
31:49Literally no hangers.
31:50None.
31:51Nobody wins the task.
31:52Actually, there is one clear winner.
31:54No one cares.
31:55No, don't you worry.
31:56For viewers at home, it's deeply satisfying.
31:58Emma.
31:58Emma!
31:59I'd just give it all to Emma.
32:00Emma Holland.
32:01All right.
32:02Yeah!
32:03Yes!
32:04She deserved to win after that key effort.
32:06They're still looking for the key.
32:07Good night.
32:08Good night.
32:08Hallelujah.
32:09Good clap.
32:10Everyone clap.
32:13That was great.
32:14That's the best one I've watched.
32:16Hands down.
32:17I'm trying to understand why you watch so many hours of this show.
32:20I'm not there yet.
32:36I can't be your mate with your hair like that.
32:38I just have to be honest with you.
32:39We can't be friends.
32:40Have you ever watched Shrek?
32:41Why? No.
32:42There's a bad guy in there called Lord Farquaad.
32:44Yeah, you look like...
32:45And he's got his hair cut.
32:46You look like Lord Farquaad.
32:47Bro, this is like what Peter Andre used to do.
32:49You don't look like Peter Andre, mate.
32:50You look like Lord Farquaad.
32:51You're having me on.
32:52We can't be mates like this.
32:55I'm Virginia Trioli.
32:57Oh, yes.
32:58I love Virginia Trioli.
33:00She's been on ABC Radio for 20 years.
33:03And I've spent my life paying attention to creative Australians.
33:06In this series, I'll showcase artists and performers
33:10at the peak of their powers.
33:11Oh, hello.
33:12This is for people like you.
33:14Artists and performers.
33:15Low-income earners.
33:18Creative types.
33:19The Virginia Trioli.
33:22Who's this bloke?
33:23Oh, I know who that is.
33:24That's George Miller.
33:24The genuine Australian visionary.
33:26Tinted sunglasses with the straps.
33:29This is the creative 101 look.
33:30That's it.
33:31The more crazy your hair and the more coloured your lenses,
33:34the more creative you are.
33:35George, nice to see you.
33:36Yeah, good to see you, Virginia.
33:38Thank you so much for doing this.
33:39George Miller is recognised
33:41as one of the greatest action film directors of all time.
33:45He's also the originator
33:46of one of our most adored cultural creations.
33:50Five iconic Mad Max films.
33:52I love Mad Max.
33:54I've never heard of it.
33:55Mad Max?
33:56Mad Max?
33:56I don't know Mad Max.
33:58I've got Mad Kate and Mad Max.
34:00Seriously, we need to educate you.
34:02Well, you didn't, did you?
34:04I haven't watched Mad Max.
34:05I have heard of it.
34:05Oh, you have not watched Mad Max.
34:08Oh, my God, we failed you.
34:10What's your earliest Mad Max memory?
34:12I remember watching the film with my dad.
34:14Chris Hemsworth.
34:15Welcome to the show, Sarah.
34:16All of a sudden, you're interested.
34:18Yeah, well, Chris Hemsworth's on the screen, so I'm here.
34:20Him referencing motorbikes and the cars.
34:22How does Hemsworth look like this in a Zoom?
34:24That's ridiculous.
34:25I know.
34:26Everyone says I look a little bit like him.
34:27No, they don't.
34:29No, they don't.
34:31The Brits have Harry Potter,
34:32the Americans have Star Wars,
34:34and we have Mad Max.
34:35There's nothing like it.
34:35The way it's shot, the characters.
34:38It's so unhinged.
34:39It's crazy.
34:40I reckon in the top 10 Australian films ever,
34:42Mad Max would be up there.
34:43But central to that, of course, is this person.
34:45Mel Gibson.
34:46I love Mel Gibson.
34:47Who you cast as Mad Max right at the beginning.
34:49That started his whole career, didn't it?
34:51And Mel was only 21.
34:52I mean, very young to play a role like that.
34:5521, Matt?
34:56Yeah.
34:57When he did it.
34:57Clocks from obscurity.
34:58I met the man himself.
35:00Came into the executive club lounge at six in the morning.
35:03I went up to him and said,
35:04Sir, can I get you a cup of coffee?
35:06He looked at me and said,
35:07No.
35:07Can I get a double shot vodka?
35:09Six o'clock in the morning.
35:10Six in the morning.
35:11Mad Max 4 Fury Road is in a class of its own
35:15and widely considered the greatest action movie of modern times.
35:21So amazing.
35:22What you try to do when you tell a story,
35:24any story in any form,
35:26you're inviting the audience into the experience
35:29and you hope that everything else dissolves away
35:33and they are in the experience.
35:36Just action packed.
35:37Charlize Theron.
35:38She was a badass in that movie, wasn't she?
35:40She was the one who called and said,
35:42I don't think that the character
35:44would spend all that time in the wasteland and the dust
35:47and worry about hair.
35:48These people will do anything for George, won't they?
35:50Yeah, she shaved her head.
35:51Charlize Theron has a good head.
35:53Yeah, yeah.
35:53Of course Charlize Theron's got a good head.
35:55She's one of the world's most beautiful people.
35:57I've got a really like dented head when I cut all my hair off.
36:00Give me your hand.
36:02In my crown, look here.
36:05No!
36:05Don't press too hard, I might die.
36:07What else did he do besides Mad Max?
36:09Babe won him the first of many Academy Award nominations.
36:14Oh, did he do Pig?
36:18The moment I read it, written by Dick King Smith,
36:21turned the last page, I said,
36:23this would make such a wonderful movie.
36:25How much range does he have?
36:27Well, you've got Mad Max to Babe.
36:28That's what I mean.
36:32He did Happy Feet as well.
36:34This guy's an absolute legend.
36:36Happy Feet became an Oscar Award winning blockbuster.
36:40He won an Oscar for Dancing Penguins.
36:42He is a master really, isn't he?
36:44He's our Steven Spielberg for sure.
36:47My question is, why is he still working?
36:49Is there another Mad Max in you?
36:51We have a story, yeah.
36:53You can't stop Mad Max.
36:55Mad Max just keeps on keeping on.
36:57He gets madder and madder.
36:58And I could be making movies for another century
37:01and I still wouldn't have any sense of mastery of it.
37:05But that's why he's so good.
37:06He doesn't think he's good at it.
37:08George is a very cool character.
37:10He sounds like a good bloke.
37:11And very humble too.
37:13I thought that was really good.
37:14You get to see into the mind of someone
37:17who is such a master at their craft,
37:19which I'm obsessed with.
37:20Imagine them diving into my mind.
37:22It'd be a vast barren land.
37:36Yeah, I need to do my two.
38:01This week on Netflix,
38:02we watch the British drama that everyone's talking about.
38:06Oh my God, adolescence.
38:07This has been talked about everywhere.
38:11It's had 66.3 million views in 11 days.
38:15Bravo Delta 5-0 to Bravo Delta 6-0.
38:17Are you ready to roll up?
38:18Something about kids and it's meant to be dark.
38:20Sarah refuses to even watch a trailer.
38:28So this show was shot all in one take.
38:31Wow.
38:32They did it so the viewer can't escape
38:35the horrors of the storyline.
38:36Like you're just immersed.
38:39All right, here we go.
38:41Jeepers, SWAT team.
38:44What's going on?
38:45Drug boss.
38:52God, it's just a family.
38:57This is chaos.
38:58Who are they after?
38:59I have a warrant to search your premises,
39:00so where's your son?
39:01Oh, what?
39:02You see, I'm after your son.
39:05Oh my God, he's a baby.
39:08What the absolute...
39:12This would be terrifying.
39:14You want to change your trousers?
39:21Imagine being his parents right now
39:23with like not a clue what is going on.
39:25It'd be surreal.
39:30He's 13.
39:31What's he done?
39:32Must be something super, super serious.
39:34Your son, he's been arrested on suspicion of murder.
39:36Suspicion of murder?
39:38But a kid...
39:40Dad!
39:41Holy shit.
39:44Surely a 13-year-old can't have committed murder.
39:50Like you look at him, he looks so innocent.
39:53As a father, your worst nightmare
39:55is that something bad happens to your children
39:57or your children do something bad.
40:01Oh, he's going to ask his son if he's done it or not.
40:05Did you do it?
40:12Kid said no.
40:13Would you lie to your father?
40:14Okay, they're ready.
40:15Yeah, okay, so are we.
40:17Okay, well, you didn't do it.
40:18Now we just have to get you out of jail.
40:20Hey, Jamie, why don't you sit down there?
40:22Oh, here we go.
40:23It's time for the interview now.
40:25Do you know a girl called Katie Leonard?
40:27There she is.
40:29Yeah.
40:30Yeah.
40:30Her body was found at Crothers car park
40:33just past 10.30pm.
40:35Oh, my God.
40:37Did you kill her, Jamie?
40:39No.
40:39I think he's innocent.
40:41How could that little twig kill someone?
40:43For them to arrest him, the cops have something.
40:45Where's the evidence?
40:46You do know what CCTV is, don't you, Jamie?
40:49Oh, no.
40:50So this is you, isn't it?
40:51Yeah.
40:52Good.
40:54Then Katie pops up.
40:56Why were you following her, Jamie?
40:58Oh, my God, what have you done?
41:00Did she know that you were following her?
41:01I wasn't.
41:02Is there some sort of problem between you two?
41:04No.
41:05Jamie.
41:05What have you done?
41:06I haven't done anything wrong.
41:08Okay.
41:10I'm now going to play you some footage.
41:13This is of you and Katie from the car park last night.
41:22Oh, the two of them were talking.
41:28Is that her pushing him?
41:29Yeah.
41:30Oh, he's grabbed her.
41:33Oh, no.
41:36What's he stabbing her there?
41:38Oh, my God.
41:39I've got the footage of the murder.
41:42I think that's enough.
41:43He's a kid.
41:44Thirteen.
41:47That's where we are.
41:48What's his dad thinking?
41:49How did I not know?
41:51Where did I go wrong?
41:52I held you as a baby, not that long ago.
41:55No.
41:58I'm terminating this interview at 7.12am.
42:02Let's go.
42:03Far out.
42:04How could your 13-year-old son kill someone?
42:10And he lied to him.
42:12It would absolutely gut you.
42:15No.
42:19No.
42:23What have you done?
42:25You'd still love him, right?
42:28Of course.
42:32If I was arrested for murder, would you want to do that?
42:36What do you think?
42:40Jesus.
42:41Oh, my God.
42:46What?
42:50I have to see where that goes.
42:51Oh, God.
42:52I don't want to.
42:53I don't have to.
42:54No.
43:09You know what I've done twice now?
43:10The back door where the glass thing is.
43:12You closed it.
43:12Oh, you didn't walk into it again.
43:14Twice I've done it.
43:15So I have to put stickers on it like a three-year-old.
43:16Well, put something there so I know it's closed.
43:18Dickhead, Keith.
43:19Don't walk into the glass.
43:20No.
43:25You know it's going to be a bloody good show when there's a warning, don't you?
43:29This week on Disney Plus...
43:31It's David Blaine.
43:33He's one of the greatest modern magicians.
43:35Again.
43:36I love magic.
43:39Sawing someone in half.
43:41Yeah, some card games.
43:43Magic.
43:44The best five-letter word in the world.
43:47David Blaine, do not attempt.
43:49Oh, my goodness.
43:50And this episode...
43:51He is in Brazil.
43:53What's he doing?
43:54Explain.
43:54Explain, David Blaine.
43:56I'm searching all around the world to seek out the most extraordinary people
44:00with the most incredible skills.
44:02This is going to be a nail-biting show.
44:05We are about to meet a whole bunch of weirdos and I cannot wait.
44:08Nós fazemos...
44:09Super Maluco!
44:13What's he doing?
44:15Oh, he's peeling a coconut with his teeth.
44:17I love this.
44:18What the hell?
44:19What?
44:21Oh, he's going to hit it on his head.
44:22No, coconuts are too hard.
44:25Oh, my God.
44:26Oh, my head.
44:28This guy's just a psycho, not a magician.
44:30Brazilians, nuts.
44:34What the...
44:35Is that magic or is that just putting your tongue in a fan?
44:37Haven't you always wanted to stop a fan with your tongue?
44:39No, I'm too busy talking into a gun.
44:42The street is a tough stage and I respect anyone
44:45who can build an audience and keep them there.
44:48This is Brazil's Got Talent on the street.
44:50It is.
44:52This is not magic.
44:54He's a crazy stunt dude.
44:55Like, hurry up and do some magic.
44:57Oh, magic.
44:58OK, what about this?
44:59What's he doing?
45:00Blaine, he's going to do a couple of street magic tricks for us.
45:02You think I can learn it?
45:03Zag is smart.
45:04This is an extremely dangerous act.
45:06Oh, he's putting it in his nose.
45:07No!
45:09The whole thing disappeared up the nasal cavity.
45:12I can't watch it.
45:13Yeah, I actually prefer card tricks.
45:16The oldest trick in the book is that the blade decreases.
45:20People often don't believe...
45:22Oh my god, the x-ray!
45:25The knife is on the very edge of your nervous system.
45:28You could do that easy, Judd.
45:29You wouldn't have to worry about stabbing any brain.
45:32That looks insane.
45:34How's he going to top that, though?
45:35What's next?
45:36For years, I've had this idea in my head of jumping from a bridge on fire.
45:41What?
45:41That's a dreamy head.
45:43My dreams are a lot different than these ones.
45:44Nighting my body and then jumping into the water.
45:47OK.
45:48He's just going to jump off something real big on fire.
45:50Surely not. It's going to be cooler than that.
45:52Hopefully.
45:53I need to learn how much I can withstand before I get burned.
45:57Oh, he's on fire.
45:58Brie caught fire once. She's basically a stuntwoman.
46:00Those flame warnings on the pyjamas are very legitimate.
46:03We'll be ready for anything.
46:05Are you ready for the 10 of diamonds?
46:10He's doing the thing he promised.
46:12This is going to be awesome.
46:16He's not moving fast enough for me.
46:18Walk faster, gooey man.
46:20Can you just hold there while I get the cuffed up?
46:22Give me one second.
46:24Is this magic or is this batshit crazy?
46:28Maybe jump off the bridge and appear on that mountain at the back?
46:31Yeah.
46:32That's magic.
46:35I tell you what, travel insurance wouldn't cover you for this.
46:39Whee!
46:41If he comes up with the ace of spades in his mouth, I'll be very impressed.
46:47There he is.
46:48I didn't think that was that cool of a stunt.
46:50What a dumb stunt.
46:51That was a who-dares-win stunt.
46:53Yeah.
46:53Like in the 90s, Mike Whitney would have given a guy a trip to Vanuatu for doing the same thing.
47:01It'll be very interesting to watch the next episode to see what other death-defying tricks he's going to do.
47:06All right, I got to go.
47:07I'm not a loser.
47:09It's working.