Gogglebox Australia - Season 20 Episode 10
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00:00What are they called?
00:14Debolia, what's it called?
00:17Cannoli.
00:18Looks a bit suggestive though, doesn't it?
00:20Depends on where you put it.
00:22I'm too scared to take a bite.
00:24I've said that before.
00:27That's frightening me.
00:31Move!
00:33Every evening in Australia.
00:35Hey, what's this?
00:36One of our favourite shows.
00:37TV reaches over 12 million of us.
00:40Oh!
00:41Oh my God.
00:42But have you ever wondered what other people are watching?
00:44No.
00:45Are you serious?
00:46Who asked for this?
00:48I did.
00:49Find out what people thought about what was on in the last seven days.
00:53What the hell is this show?
00:55I need some professional support after watching that.
00:57I have lost faith in reality TV.
01:01This week we caught...
01:02Nobody wants this.
01:04This is like the wrong con that everybody is talking about.
01:06The new doco...
01:07Will and Harper.
01:09Also had tongues wagging.
01:11That's so special because Will's embracing who she is.
01:13I've always loved Will Ferrell, but I love him even more after that.
01:17And Sam Neill was back...
01:19Oh, I can't even find it.
01:21In the latest series of The Twelve.
01:23They're saying they killed Sheila's mum.
01:25Why would they kill her mother?
01:26We've got to binge this.
01:27I've got to know who did it.
01:34This week, Tim and Leanne are unable to join us.
01:37And Kate Dalton is still away as well.
01:40We should do the Tortilla Game.
01:42What's that mean?
01:43You fill your mouth up with water, she fills her mouth up with water.
01:46And you slap each other's faces until someone squirts water everywhere.
01:49Careful, this is dangerous.
01:51He's just going to spit it out on you for fun.
01:53Holly! Holly!
01:55This is definitely a Dessert Master worthy dessert.
01:59Oh, hello.
02:00Oh, yeah.
02:01On Monday, Ten premiered the new season of its Sweet Treat MasterChef spin-off.
02:06You don't like that stuff, do you?
02:08Yes, I do.
02:09No, you don't. You don't love cakes.
02:11I do love cakes.
02:12Yeah, you don't like biscuits.
02:13No.
02:14No, no, you don't like...
02:19Dessert Masters.
02:21My name's John Demetrius.
02:22He looks like a dessert man.
02:23I'm best known for refined and finesse dishes in a fine dining environment.
02:27It's Johnny Demetrius.
02:28Who's that?
02:29Never heard of him.
02:30Great boy.
02:31I betcha he started with his ya-ya, learning to make baklava and galaktoburiko.
02:36Why are you yelling? I'm just here.
02:38When I get excited, I yell.
02:40I've worked in some of the best restaurants in the world.
02:42Two Michelin-starred Bordeaux.
02:43Oh, wow.
02:44He's a contestant.
02:45It's like MasterChef to professionals.
02:47Yep.
02:48And you might recognise this one.
02:50I am really familiar with being in this kitchen.
02:52Oh, Darren Purchase.
02:54Why do we know him?
02:55That's the baking guy.
02:56I've been a pastry chef for about 30 years now.
02:59Why is Darren Purchase a contestant?
03:01This is like Tiger Woods going back to playing Coral or Golf Club.
03:05Who else is he?
03:06My name is Alicia Henderson,
03:08and I started posting photos of my creations onto social media.
03:12She's a TikToker.
03:13Oh, my God.
03:14You want to see the best of the best.
03:15You don't really care about home cooks.
03:17It might have a YouTube channel or something.
03:19For your first challenge,
03:20we want you to bring us a dessert masterpiece.
03:23OK.
03:24This is your chance to show us your greatest strength.
03:26Yeah, I've got a great strength eating it.
03:28LAUGHTER
03:29OK, start cooking.
03:30Let's get this party started.
03:33If I ever build a house again to live in,
03:35I'm going to do a kitchen like that.
03:36You don't even cook.
03:37Yes, I do.
03:38Why would you have a kitchen like that?
03:39Who said I...
03:40You're the one that doesn't cook, not me.
03:41I've never seen you cook.
03:43Apart from my mum.
03:44All right, how about we just see what Darren's cooking?
03:46You cook every night.
03:47I do.
03:48When?
03:49Ring up now and ask him.
03:50I was here last night, you didn't cook?
03:51This is a dish that would normally take me hours and hours.
03:54I was here last week twice, you didn't cook?
03:56When you left last night, I made hamburgers.
04:00I'm going to be doing an interpretation of peach melba.
04:02Peach melba?
04:03What are the elements?
04:04Peach mousse with peach snaps infused peach compote centre.
04:07I've got vanilla ice cream, peach snaps sauce.
04:10I've got raspberry cream, raspberry jelly.
04:12He's got about 45 different ingredients going on.
04:14Raspberry crumble, raspberry tuile, white chocolate and raspberry disc.
04:18Now he's just showing off, isn't he?
04:19I've also got peach snaps jelly.
04:21Jesus.
04:22And a white chocolate vanilla cream.
04:24He's still talking, giving me anxiety.
04:26Oh, there's also a vanilla panna cotta.
04:28That's a lot of bowls to wash up.
04:29How the hell is he going to get that done in three hours?
04:31I think if anyone's going to do it, it'll be you.
04:33Stop talking to the bloke so he can get baking.
04:35Oh, dear me.
04:37Dazza, we're worried for you, mate.
04:39I know, I've just got to take a breath, let my muscle memory kick in.
04:43John, come on, John.
04:44Come on, John.
04:45I like to take this approach where you have a hero ingredient and really showcase it.
04:49I'm going to take the coconut, all different components.
04:51I love coconut.
04:52Darren's chucking in 17 different flavours.
04:54Old love's focusing on one.
04:56I'm making a donut, which is half sponge, half coconut mousse.
05:00Ooh.
05:01Fill the cavity with my lactic caramel.
05:03Pumping his cream into the middle of the donut.
05:05Ooh.
05:06On top of that is a young coconut sorbet.
05:08Ooh, God, you got me.
05:09You want that or what?
05:10Yeah, I'll have what he's having.
05:12Speak to me in an hour.
05:13Time to check in with TikToker Alicia, who's doing a pavlova.
05:17Let's go, Alicia.
05:18All right, let's get this pav out.
05:20No, don't do this.
05:21Uh-oh.
05:23Oh, Avery, oh, no.
05:25Oh.
05:26He told you don't do it yet.
05:28Listen to the master, you idiot.
05:30Get everything on the plate, chef.
05:32Only one minute left.
05:33One minute, chef.
05:34How's Darren going?
05:35Stressing out a bit.
05:36Yeah, because it was too complicated, Darren.
05:39Hands up.
05:40That's it.
05:42Come on, let's have a look at them all now.
05:44Darren.
05:45Just hope now that the taste is fantastic.
05:48I'm in shock.
05:49Wow.
05:50Holy shit, he's made this in three hours.
05:52Bro.
05:53I had a nap for two and a half hours yesterday.
05:55And I'm really, really impressed with that.
05:57Darren purchases just like big dogs here, guys.
06:00The big dog is here.
06:01All right, big native, move on.
06:03Alicia.
06:05How do you reckon the TikToker's going to go?
06:07Come on, Alicia.
06:08Is that a pavlova?
06:09I like the moistness of the sponge.
06:11Looks a bit of a mess to me.
06:12It looks like a seven-layer dip.
06:14I'm going to get a nacho in there.
06:16I've got avocado.
06:18I've got mince.
06:19I've got refried beans.
06:20Next dish we'd like to taste belongs to John.
06:23Bravoregiani.
06:24What is the name of your dish?
06:26Nuts about coconut.
06:27Wow.
06:28Looks very good.
06:29My mouth is watering.
06:32Are they larky?
06:33No lark.
06:34I think they're larky.
06:35Flawless.
06:36Love it.
06:37Flawless.
06:38Come on, John.
06:39Good on you, John.
06:40Both of your dishes were flawless.
06:43But there was only one that we were truly nuts about.
06:46It's you, John.
06:49Yeah.
06:50Go the Greeks.
06:51Go the Greeks.
06:52Bah, bah, bah.
06:53How pissed off do you reckon Darren is?
06:55He's like, I made 25 different components.
06:59Did you love it as much as I did?
07:01It was awesome.
07:02This is better than the regular MasterChef.
07:04It's nice that they've found a use for the kitchen
07:07while MasterChef is off.
07:09We're maximising the rent is all we're doing.
07:23Oh, what the hell have you got on?
07:25This was my gift from Kevin.
07:27I'm not sitting with two Kevins on the couch, please.
07:30Back when you were skinny, eh?
07:31Well, not all of them.
07:32That was only, like, two months ago.
07:34That's why it's wider than it was.
07:38This week on Disney+.
07:40Look at that.
07:41What's that?
07:42We watched a documentary series about...
07:44Secrets of the octopus.
07:48I love octopus.
07:49Yum, yum.
07:50Calamari.
07:51That's calamari, isn't it?
07:52This is not a food documentary.
07:54No-one knows how to make octopus except the Greeks.
07:57Not food.
07:58Nature.
07:59OK.
08:00In this ep, Dr Alex Shell gets up close and personal
08:03with a day octopus.
08:09Oh, she's kind of cute.
08:11We're eye to eye.
08:13She becomes so relaxed
08:14and maybe that's a sign that she's beginning to trust me.
08:17Oh, look, she's coming towards her.
08:19Coming over to say hello.
08:20When she reached out her arm and put her suckers on my hand...
08:24Oh, we're touching it.
08:25..it just felt like a life-changing moment.
08:27How gorgeous.
08:28Wouldn't you love to be suckered by an octopus?
08:31That's why I named her Scarlet.
08:33Scarlet.
08:34See, now they're connecting.
08:35They've got long testicles, Lee.
08:37What are they called?
08:38Tentacles.
08:39Reef sharks are always on the lookout for an easy meal.
08:42Uh-oh.
08:43Please tell me Scarlet doesn't get eaten.
08:45Scarlet uses her talents not to blend in...
08:48She's glowing.
08:50..but to confuse.
08:51She's rapidly changing colours.
08:52One of the things that makes octopus so amazing
08:54is that their brain is connected directly to muscles in their skin.
08:57That's so cool.
08:59And these muscles are connected to about 20 million sacs
09:03of different coloured pigments.
09:04The octopus can produce an endless array of patterns and colours.
09:08Wow.
09:09Different patterns.
09:10Bless you.
09:11Her trick is all the more astounding
09:13given that she, like all octopuses, is colourblind.
09:16They're colourblind!
09:18But they can change to suit their environment.
09:20How?
09:21Octopus skin is sensitive to hues, shadows and colours
09:25so that they can detect their environment changing around them.
09:28See with their skin.
09:30That is insane.
09:32What blows my mind is octopuses can change the texture of their skin.
09:36That's so cool.
09:37The texture of their skin.
09:39Oh!
09:40Sick!
09:41They're proper aliens.
09:42They can match the texture just by looking at it.
09:45They're so smart.
09:46And the sharks are so dumb, they just will swim past.
09:49But this one isn't so easily fooled.
09:52Oh no.
09:53Look out, Bruce is coming.
09:55Go into the crevice.
09:58Camouflage.
10:00Oh no.
10:01She's got one last trick.
10:03And she's left the best till last.
10:06What is it? What is it?
10:08What's that?
10:09Stretching the skin on her arms, she flashes white.
10:13Sorry, she lights up.
10:14It's purposefully weird.
10:17Ah, making herself unattractive.
10:20That's smart.
10:21It could look poisonous to the shark.
10:23Mother nature is incredible.
10:24Scarlet's now just over a year old.
10:26She may have already mated with several males.
10:29Smart, don't settle.
10:31And stored packets of their sperm inside her.
10:33Say what?
10:34Packets of sperm?
10:35Inside her?
10:36Where'd she keep it?
10:37I don't know.
10:38If a better suited male comes along,
10:40she'll get rid of these stored packets and use his alone.
10:43Is that smart or gross?
10:45That's smart.
10:46Because she wants only the best.
10:48As she shoots.
10:49So how do they do it?
10:50Shh, I won't say.
10:53Two more purposes.
10:56They're touching testicles later.
10:58Tentacles!
10:59Sucker to sucker to check each other out.
11:02Sucker to sucker, that's how we met.
11:04Her arms reach inside her body
11:06and she expels the sperm from her previous encounters.
11:11Won't need that sperm anymore.
11:12Won't need that sperm anymore.
11:14It's an invitation.
11:16We're going to see an octopus sex soon.
11:18Octopus sex, never seen it before, excited.
11:21How does she know it's his dingle dangle and not his arms?
11:24This is a specialized mating horn,
11:26found only in male octopus.
11:28You'd hate to lose that arm if you're octopus.
11:30She accepts his advances.
11:32What's up, baby?
11:35I'm into you.
11:36I like you too, boy.
11:40I don't like that.
11:41That's a bit creepy.
11:42A white sperm packet moves down a groove in the arm
11:45and into Scarlet.
11:47Oh, she didn't even have to boink him,
11:49he just gave the sperm over, that's the dream.
11:51Each one of Scarlet's babies will inherit her smarts
11:54and shapeshifting skills.
11:56That is amazing.
11:57That's why she only selects the best.
11:59I told you they were incredible.
12:01Oh, I want to watch one, I want to see the little babies.
12:03A nature doco's not the best.
12:06I've got a newfound respect for octopuses.
12:09I'm never eating octopus again, they're like people.
12:23In Sydney, Jad's having some me time.
12:28Oh...
12:33Oh, I died.
12:36Sunday on 10.
12:39Oh, another episode of The Amazing Race.
12:41All right.
12:42Welcome to the 11th leg of The Amazing Race.
12:45The 11th leg.
12:46Is this a finale?
12:47No, maybe.
12:48Has to be.
12:49Not quite.
12:50But it is the penultimate week of the show.
12:53Thank God.
12:54Is this getting a bit more amazing?
12:55Sure is, because in Misep,
12:57they are in the amazing Thai city of...
12:59Phuket.
13:00I love Phuket.
13:01I used to think it was pronounced...
13:02Phuket!
13:03Holly!
13:04And the current top four include
13:06Bam Bam and Logan,
13:08Billy and Oscar,
13:09Brooke and Adam,
13:10and Pete Hellyer and his wife...
13:12Bridget, who does all the work.
13:13There's no doubt about that.
13:14I'm not going to lie, I'm surprised Pete's still in it.
13:17And currently in first place...
13:19Oh, really?
13:20Really.
13:21They're killing it.
13:22Has Pete started contributing yet?
13:23Bridget's killing it.
13:24All right, what budget race are we going to do this episode?
13:27Well, today they're going to pamper some elephants.
13:30Ruby, look.
13:31Look at the elephant.
13:32In this challenge, teams must use all the clay balls
13:35provided to cover as much of their elephant's body as possible.
13:39Elephants are getting a pamper.
13:40Aw.
13:41This is ours.
13:42Why is Pete always two steps behind Bridget?
13:45Hey, I'm a bit frightened of getting trodden on.
13:48Oh, look, Pete's doing something. Hang on.
13:50It's a very big animal.
13:51Thank you, Pete.
13:52Yeah.
13:53This is quite nice, actually.
13:54What an amazing experience.
13:55That'd be kind of fun, unless you get...
13:58Oh, far out.
14:00Woo!
14:01Farted in her mouth.
14:03That was gross.
14:05Imagine the power behind an elephant farting.
14:07It'd knock you over.
14:08Yo!
14:09Woo!
14:11With the elephants now fully relaxed...
14:15..the celebs are on to a new task.
14:18Who's ready for some child's play?
14:20What's that mean?
14:21It means the next challenge will test our celebrity skills
14:24with a slingshot.
14:25Man, I'd love a good slingshot.
14:27I've got a slingshot. I've got five of them.
14:29Oh, that's nice.
14:30Team members must hit ten small cans.
14:33I just can't remember where I've put them.
14:35Is it in Manny's room?
14:36Well, it doesn't matter.
14:37Do you want me to go and look for it?
14:38No, it's OK.
14:39Let's go, Bam!
14:40Back in the day, I was a good shot with the old slingshot.
14:42Come on, Bam Bam.
14:43I reckon Bam Bam's going to be excellent at this.
14:47OK.
14:48Oh.
14:49I think he needs some practice.
14:50Well, while Bam Bam gets some practice in, Adam and Brooke...
14:53Come on, Brooke, you can do it, da.
14:55Yes!
14:56Oh!
14:57What?
14:58First go, she's already done more than Bam Bam.
15:01Oh, my God!
15:02She's an absolute weapon.
15:05She's got the full-on archery face.
15:07You know when you pull these ones?
15:09When you pull those ones, you're hitting it.
15:13Yes!
15:15Yeah, baby.
15:16And the other teams get their game faces on.
15:20Bam Bam.
15:21Bingo!
15:23Oscar!
15:24That's it, baby.
15:26Pete!
15:28Pete, struggling once again.
15:30May not be your game, but it might be your moment.
15:32Go, Pete!
15:33Go, Pete!
15:34Go, Pete, go!
15:36No.
15:37Oh, dear.
15:38Come on, Pete.
15:40Pete's having a shocker.
15:42Has he even hit one?
15:45No!
15:46Jesus, Pete, it's not rocket science.
15:48So Pete and Bridget came into this challenge first,
15:51and now they're last, and Pete still hasn't sung all those cans.
15:54We've been married 21 years now, and...
15:56I'm done.
15:57Yeah, me too.
15:58So let's see who gets first place.
16:00Oh, who's going to win?
16:03Yes!
16:04Yes!
16:05We did it!
16:06We're going to the grand final!
16:07We're going to the grand final!
16:10And I tell you who's not going to the grand final...
16:12Is it going to be Pete and Bridget?
16:14It could be Pete and Bridget.
16:15Pete and Bridget.
16:16Wow.
16:17You're out of amazing race.
16:19You're welcome.
16:20Thank you so much.
16:21Look, they made the top four.
16:22That's an achievement.
16:23Massive achievement.
16:24No thanks to Pete.
16:26I tell you what,
16:27if Pete doesn't give Bridget a big hug,
16:29because she's done everything on this show...
16:31Bridget's like,
16:32get me to a five-star resort for a shower and a sleep
16:35and put Pete in the room next door.
16:37I'm done.
16:38I'm done.
16:55Bob said we're only getting married if I propose.
16:58So you're not getting married?
16:59Because you can't get up off of one knee.
17:03This week on Netflix...
17:06Nobody wants this.
17:07Do you know what this is?
17:08This is like the rom-com that everybody is talking about.
17:11Define everyone.
17:12Most of my white friends.
17:13That's right.
17:14And the show stars...
17:15Kristen Bell.
17:16I love her.
17:17Is Kristen Bile Batman?
17:19Kristen Bell.
17:20It's a woman.
17:21She is.
17:22And she plays Joanne,
17:23the star of a hit relationship podcast...
17:26I have never dated a guy who was in love with his grandma.
17:28..who perpetually picks the wrong blokes to date.
17:31I mean, he literally had a photo of him and his grandma
17:33on his profile.
17:34The signs were there.
17:35Yeah, that's on me.
17:36Do you like rom-coms?
17:37I bloody hate a rom-com, yuck.
17:39You love this shit, eh?
17:41I do.
17:42Alright, I could make healthier relationship choices.
17:44The best thing about rom-coms is they're predictable.
17:47A girl that can't fall in love finally finds a guy,
17:49but there's a huge complication we have to solve,
17:51a little bit of comedy on the side.
17:53Nothing makes me more uncomfortable.
17:54Love is not real.
17:55Well, let's find out if it is,
17:57as Joanne gets invited to a party full of singles
18:00by her friend Ashley.
18:01Who's going to be there?
18:02A divorcee with a young kid.
18:03A finance guy and a rabbi.
18:05As soon as someone said that to me, I said,
18:07no, I'm sorry, I'm washing my hair.
18:08I'll be there.
18:09I wish I had people trying to set me up when I was single.
18:12Like, Jarrod, remember, I'd always say to you,
18:14can you introduce me to some of your gay friends?
18:16But I wanted to keep those friends, Kevin.
18:18So, Joanne goes to check out these potential suitors
18:21at the party.
18:22Rabbi.
18:23Oh, that's the rabbi.
18:24Shalom.
18:25Mm.
18:26Hi.
18:27Hi.
18:28Oh, my God.
18:29That's, um...
18:30Seth from the OC.
18:31And there's Adam Brody, and he plays...
18:33I'm Noah.
18:34Noah.
18:35Hello, how are you?
18:36How do you know Ashley?
18:37We're in a Neighbourhood Watch program together.
18:39We're basically both Karens.
18:40LAUGHTER
18:41Funny.
18:42Funny gets you far.
18:43Funny does get you far.
18:44I think she only invited me because I'm kind of going
18:46through a break-up thing.
18:47Ooh.
18:48The fresh break-up.
18:49So, that's the divorce guy.
18:50I think she felt sorry for me.
18:51Mm.
18:52Oh, they're having a little something-something.
18:56You know what we've got to wait for now?
18:58There's going to be a little complication
18:59of why they can't get together.
19:00That is so typical of a rom-com.
19:02And the complication soon becomes apparent.
19:04100%.
19:05If I knew my friend was being cheated on, I'd tell him.
19:07What do you think, Rabbi?
19:08Be our ethicist.
19:10Uh, well, Judaism doesn't exactly...
19:13Wait, why are you talking?
19:14HE GASPS
19:15He's the rabbi!
19:16I'm the rabbi.
19:17Oh!
19:18What a plot twist!
19:20A reason they can't be together.
19:21It's hot, right?
19:22Sort of.
19:23Why can't she be with the rabbi?
19:25Rabbis can only be with Jewish girls.
19:27He's going to have to flirt to convert.
19:30They're just making eyes at each other.
19:32They're going to be screaming out shalom later.
19:34I think I'm going to go.
19:36She's going to go?
19:37Why do girls do that?
19:38Once they start to be, like, into a guy, they call it early.
19:41You're in, like, a romantic grey area
19:44and I'm trying to make healthy relationship choices.
19:47See, she knows it's a bad choice.
19:48Why is this always the way?
19:51You're not by chance wrestling with your faith, are you,
19:54considering throwing it all away?
19:55Because with all of the flirting,
19:56you really don't feel like a rabbi.
19:58She's fallen in love.
19:59We're going to get a kiss and then we might get a little bit of...
20:02No, Milo, it's a rom-com, mate.
20:04They have to be in love.
20:05They will.
20:06Look at those sex eyes.
20:07Oh.
20:09Come on, bring it in.
20:11Where is it? Where is it?
20:12I think it's too soon for a kiss.
20:14I want to thank you.
20:15Oh, a handshake!
20:17Oh!
20:18There you go.
20:19Get home safe.
20:20I'm into it. I like this show.
20:22I love the vibe. I love this energy.
20:25It's so cliche, though.
20:26I know, but that's what people like.
20:28That's right, and all shows use cliches and tropes.
20:31That's it, baby.
20:32Bravo to Yanni!
20:34I don't care, Keith.
20:38She's going to go on heaps of bad dates now.
20:40I use this for my commercial auditions
20:42and this one you saw on my Raya profile.
20:44Oh, she's on other dates, but she's thinking about the rabbi.
20:47You watch too much shit with your missus, dude.
20:52Oh, the rabbi's been asking about her.
20:54And Joanne decides to ditch her Friday night date and...
20:57She's going to run to the synagogue.
20:59Run to the rabbi.
21:03Oh, he's spotted her.
21:05She's the only one in non-black.
21:07And you know that...
21:09This story's going to relate to her.
21:11..we have all these chances to wake up
21:13and change the course of our lives.
21:16Everything can have purpose if you allow it.
21:19Why am I, of all people, feeling something in a rom-com?
21:21You getting gooseys?
21:22Shabbat shalom.
21:24Shabbat shalom.
21:30Rabbi.
21:32Joanne.
21:35Kiss, kiss. Kiss.
21:38Uh-oh. That's his mum.
21:40Don't ever mess with a Jewish mum.
21:42Who the hell is that?
21:45A shiksa.
21:46Oh, shit.
21:51Oh, that was so bloody good!
21:53I think we'll definitely get into this.
21:55I think so.
21:56They're so easy to watch, man.
21:58It's predictable and fun.
21:59Don't you wish sometimes your life was like a rom-com?
22:02No.
22:18Is that you or her?
22:20Her?
22:22She's full of air.
22:24This week on Netflix...
22:26Oh!
22:27..we watch the new season of...
22:29Outlast.
22:31What in the Hunger Games is this?
22:33A survival competition unlike any other.
22:36We have survivalists, which means weirdos and loners.
22:41I actually would like to do this.
22:43Oh!
22:44It's a competition with a big prize.
22:47$1 million.
22:49I think I'd be really good at this.
22:51Dad, I had to put up the tent since I was 12 years old.
22:54I was the one assembling the tent.
22:56And just one rule.
22:58A player must be a part of a team in order to win.
23:01This is, like, alone.
23:02And survivor and more.
23:04And we had the same tent for ten years and you never knew how to do it.
23:07Rubbish.
23:08The team who prevails will have to outlast.
23:11And it was colour-coded, so you just matched the colours on the poles.
23:14You're milking it now.
23:16This season, the teams must survive.
23:18Alaska.
23:19It looks dreary and cold and scary, doesn't it?
23:22Bears. There's bears.
23:23Yeah, there's a few of those.
23:25Oh, let's go.
23:26The game has just...
23:28What's that?
23:29..begun.
23:30Is that them in the box?
23:32Is that them in the box? Is it a human in a box?
23:34No, there are four hatchets for four teams and...
23:37For those of you holding a hatchet,
23:39you will be selecting a team one player at a time.
23:43We're picking teams like high school t-ball.
23:45Every week I had to pretend I had my period.
23:47Oh, me too.
23:48Oh, yeah, me three.
23:49Tell us why we should pick you.
23:51Oh, you've got to sell yourself to them now.
23:53My name is Drake. I'm from West Texas.
23:55I'm a hunter, a fisher.
23:56What would your skills be that you could bring to the table?
23:58I could shut my body down for three or four days without any food.
24:02I'm Bayo. I'm a professional hunter.
24:04I actually don't think I've ever seen you not eat.
24:07Comes home from work, all haven't eaten all day.
24:09I have formal and technical training in outdoor education.
24:11I wouldn't winch. I'd just close my body down completely.
24:14I wouldn't winch. Bullshit, Dad.
24:16Why are you so animated? I'd just close my body down.
24:18That's what I said.
24:19You winch all the time.
24:20Do not!
24:21The players have divided themselves equally into four teams.
24:24Have you noticed it's always Greek words?
24:26Alpha, beta, delta.
24:29What about gamma?
24:30I don't think they put gamma because gamma means, you know...
24:34What?
24:35Reading.
24:36And so Team Alpha sets off to make camp.
24:38Trying to find a flat camp.
24:40Could you imagine us three standing in the bush?
24:42Oh, no.
24:43But one member quickly takes charge.
24:45I have a super type-A personality.
24:48Always been a leader.
24:50Gonna take the leadership role.
24:52Oh, it's actually irritating already.
24:54I'm pretty well-versed in being competitive.
24:56So you're toxic, is what you're saying?
24:58I'd say hunting is definitely my strong point.
25:00How many of these people do you reckon own a gun?
25:01All of them.
25:02I'm gonna make sure my team is fed.
25:04How many of these people do you reckon like Donald Trump?
25:06Also all of them.
25:08He didn't.
25:09Not the squirrel.
25:10He wants to kill Theodore.
25:12I don't think I could be eating squirrel.
25:14But then again, I wouldn't even be there.
25:16Dang it.
25:17Oh, missed.
25:18Come on.
25:20God, that's dang it.
25:22It's embarrassing for you.
25:24Zach returns to camp disappointed.
25:26He hasn't done nothing.
25:27How long do you reckon Dad would last for?
25:29Two seconds.
25:30All he talks about is I'm a badass with my bow and arrow.
25:34There's already a fight for The Alpha.
25:37You sure like going hunting today?
25:40Please tell me this guy comes back with something.
25:44He got it.
25:45He got it.
25:49Look how small it is.
25:50It's not going to go very far between all those people.
25:53It's a little rat.
25:54He told me.
25:57Don't spit across that.
25:59Anybody can get lucky.
26:00Ew.
26:01I'm sensing vomiting and diarrhea within eight hours.
26:05I like squirrels.
26:06Boy, did that look good.
26:08What would you pair it with?
26:09Would you make a salad or would you go veg and mash?
26:11I think a veg and mash.
26:12Yeah, I think a squirrels veg and mash too.
26:14Damn.
26:15It looks horrible out there.
26:17This is the worst year 10 camp anyone's ever been on.
26:19We were cold.
26:20What's an arborist?
26:21A tree lopper.
26:22What do you want an arborist in the forest for?
26:24What are you doing?
26:25Origami of the trees?
26:26If you don't know why you'd want an arborist...
26:28Chopping trees?
26:29Shelter.
26:30See, you would definitely suck at this.
26:32I'd be in a cave.
26:34I really enjoyed that show.
26:36I'm going to watch that series.
26:38I probably will never watch that again, but good to know.
26:41Why do they call it Outlast when it's just the same as Alone?
26:44Why have they changed the name?
26:46Because you're not alone.
26:47There's a group.
26:48Oh.
27:04In Melbourne, the Daltons are looking forward to dinner.
27:08I want to kebab with you all night.
27:13Kebab you in the sunlight.
27:16You're literally sexualising kebabs.
27:18No, I'm not.
27:19And that is freaking weird.
27:20I'm totally not feeling like a kebab anymore.
27:22OK, sing a song and I'll kebab you.
27:24Quick.
27:25Come on.
27:27In Australia, over 40,000 men and women are currently behind bars.
27:33Shush!
27:34Shush!
27:35You'll be in there soon.
27:36Thursday on Seven, we watched a show all about...
27:39Australia's most dangerous prisoners.
27:41Here we go.
27:42Buckle in.
27:43I just love this shit.
27:45In the 90s, an average of 130 prisoners broke out each year.
27:50130 each year?
27:52They don't put that on the news.
27:54This is ex-con John Killick,
27:56whose escape from Sydney's Silverwater Jail in 1999
28:00was like something out of a movie.
28:02Oh!
28:03I know this case, I know this case, I know this case.
28:05His girlfriend got a helicopter.
28:07Brilliant.
28:08Do you remember that?
28:09Mm.
28:10John uses the prison phone to call Lucy Dutko.
28:13So I got on to her and I said,
28:14look, I'm going out for a run in the oval.
28:16So she went ahead and hijacked the chopper.
28:18Oh, she hijacked the helicopter.
28:20This is like Tom Cruise.
28:23Once Lucy and the pilot are in the air,
28:25she doesn't mess around.
28:27This is true love.
28:28She pulled a small gun, he thought it was a toy,
28:30so she pulled out a machine gun.
28:31He was like, fair, I'm going to land it.
28:33So we got away.
28:34They got away.
28:35Mission impossible.
28:37After six weeks on the run, it was all over.
28:40Killick got 15 years.
28:42How about the Charlie Wheeler?
28:43Dutko was finally released in 2006.
28:46If all of you guys did that together, you'd stay together.
28:50John and Lucy are no longer together.
28:52Oh, really? Now that you're free?
28:54When he got out, he had waited for her after all these years
28:57and she's now moved on and married.
28:59Escapes from prison are more than just the stuff of movies.
29:02How would you break out of prison?
29:04I think I would try and flirt with the prison guards.
29:07Oh, look, I don't think it's going to go the way
29:09that you think it will go.
29:11But when it comes to great escapes, no-one can top...
29:14Oh, Tony Mockbell.
29:16Great wig.
29:17Before Mockbell's eventual downfall and arrest,
29:20he was very, very good at dealing drugs.
29:24We can't have been that good. He probably got caught.
29:26You know who's good? The ones we don't know about.
29:28If you're going to be a criminal, be a good one
29:30and you can't say he wasn't a good one.
29:32Oh, I thought he was a former inmate.
29:34I get confused between the correctional officers and the prisoners.
29:37This is a fun game. Prisoner or prison guard?
29:39Ash Langsworth is a former correctional officer.
29:42He looks like he could be a prisoner, though.
29:44Back then, the conditions were extremely tough for Tony.
29:47Former correctional officer and prisoner.
29:49So he's been both.
29:50It's Mockbell's humble beginnings as a pizza shop owner...
29:53Pizza shop owner.
29:54See, he started in hospital too.
29:56..that made him a uniquely charming kind of gangster.
30:00Oh, so you had a change of career from pizza maker to drug dealer.
30:04He was a gambler by instinct and he needed money to gamble.
30:08Paraqueen over here.
30:10Then when Tony gets wind that the cops are after him,
30:13he makes a plan to...
30:14Stow away in the tiny claustrophobic compartment...
30:17No, I would say put me in jail before I get in that little cavity.
30:20No, thank you.
30:21..and travel to Greece.
30:22What a terrible way to get to Greece.
30:24Tony Mockbell was arrested by Greek police...
30:26Bravo! You bloody Greeks, you got him!
30:29Idiots should have gone to Lebanon.
30:30..he'd adopted a new identity...
30:32Driver's licence, New South Wales.
30:34It says Vic Roads in the bottom right.
30:36It's worse than the fake ID I had when I was 17.
30:39But then in prison...
30:41Tony Mockbell lies bleeding on the exercise yard...
30:44Someone got at him on the yard.
30:46..as paramedics fight to save his life.
30:48Why would you save his life? You have to.
30:50Oh, yeah, I've got to save...
30:51Today, Mockbell's health is in terrible decline.
30:55So he's still alive.
30:56He'll come out of jail with a lot of memories, most of them bad.
31:00Hold on a minute, he went to Greece.
31:02That was pretty good.
31:03Justice has been served.
31:06What, how would you break out?
31:07They're it! Nope.
31:09Lainey and I aren't doing that for you.
31:11You'd leave me in jail, you wouldn't help me escape.
31:13No, we would come and visit.
31:14But you wouldn't help me escape.
31:15I'd smuggle a phone up my anus or something for you,
31:17but that's about as much as I do.
31:18I don't think I'd want that phone, thank you.
31:20We'll stay in prison.
31:31Well, you know the biggest game changer
31:33that I've just noticed with my new phone?
31:35What?
31:36Face ID.
31:38What do you mean?
31:39Well, like, I just go into it
31:42and then it just takes a photo and it unlocks.
31:46Dude, welcome to 2012.
31:49Hi there.
31:50Oh, it's Will Ferrell.
31:51I'm Will Ferrell, one of the greatest actors in the world.
31:54LAUGHTER
31:55Oh, my God, this guy is absolutely hilarious.
31:58Back when I was at Saturday Night Live,
32:00I met a guy named Andrew Steele.
32:03He became one of my closest friends.
32:05This week on Netflix, we watched a new documentary
32:08that charts the relationship between Will Ferrell
32:11and his long-time friend.
32:14Will and Harper.
32:16Have you seen previews for this, Jared?
32:19No.
32:20It all starts with an email from his friend.
32:23Hey, Will.
32:24Something I need you to know.
32:26I'll be transitioning to live as a woman.
32:30Wow!
32:31Imagine that email from one of your friends out of the blue.
32:34It's bombshell, isn't it?
32:35I don't doubt that Will is my friend,
32:37but I'm not Andrew Steele anymore.
32:40OK.
32:41Where do we go from here?
32:42There are so many questions to ask
32:44and you don't know where to start.
32:46How am I supposed to treat her?
32:47Does she want it to change?
32:49I'd be so curious.
32:50I want to know everything.
32:51I mean, that's what friends do.
32:52They share.
32:53So Will decides to take his old friend
32:55on a road trip across America
32:57to get to know her again as Harper.
33:00Go on a road trip.
33:01That's what you do.
33:03I'm curious how you've settled on your name.
33:06Great question.
33:07Yeah, imagine getting to pick a new name.
33:09So my first impulse was to make it easier on everyone else.
33:12Change Andrew to Angie,
33:14and I was saying the name in my head
33:16and it just sounded like wet cardboard to me.
33:19LAUGHTER
33:20No offence to all the Angies out there.
33:22And then I go, Harper, you love the name Harper.
33:25That's it. That's what it's going to be.
33:27Aw.
33:28There's so many names,
33:29but nothing feels like your name besides your name.
33:31Yeah.
33:32Here's a question.
33:33Oh, OK.
33:34Here we go, here's our deep questions now.
33:36How are your boobs?
33:38Now you've got boobs.
33:39That's such a guy question.
33:41How are your toothies?
33:42I love my boobs.
33:43I joke that I did puberty in about four hours.
33:47That's the first proper change you would see
33:50that would really define that you're a woman.
33:52So that's massive.
33:54Then it was time for a pit stop.
33:56This is the house that I grew up in.
33:58Oh, this is an old house.
33:59Going down memory lane.
34:00This is probably around the age
34:01where I started to feel just kind of weird.
34:03It'd be hard to feel like a prisoner in your own body.
34:07I love this photo.
34:08Whenever I see myself as a little girl.
34:11Can you imagine holding that inside you for 60 years?
34:15Yeah.
34:17Darn it.
34:19Where are we off to now?
34:21State line, welcome to Texas.
34:23Texas!
34:24Yeehaw!
34:25Isn't that a very closed-minded area?
34:27I spent my life stopping in bars, drinking, meeting people,
34:31but I just don't know if I can anymore.
34:34This would be challenging, though.
34:35Like, you and I have done pub crawls in the country
34:38and it's not always friendly.
34:39I packed this.
34:41Oh, Jesus.
34:42Hoping to get you at some point.
34:44Here it is.
34:45Whoa. Sherlock Holmes.
34:46He's not flying under the radar in that outfit.
34:49Oh, can I get a beer?
34:52Why does Harper look uncomfortable?
34:54What's happening?
34:58Have a look at all the iPhones everywhere.
35:00That's weird.
35:01As much as I've been in a fishbowl in various times in my life...
35:04Yeah.
35:05..this trumps all.
35:08Oh, I can feel for...
35:11..all the cameras out.
35:14This F does not fly in Texas.
35:16Someone needs to let Will Ferrell and his trans buddy know
35:19Texas is not Hollywood.
35:20Oh, that's bad.
35:22Oh, this is all the trolling.
35:24Who is the creature across from Sherlock?
35:26Really?
35:27Who's the creature writing it?
35:28Exactly.
35:32Oh, boy.
35:33Oh, Will's crying.
35:34Oh, he's really rattled by it all.
35:36I feel like I let you down at that moment.
35:39Oh, no, no, no.
35:41I was like, oh, shit.
35:43We've got to worry about Harper's safety.
35:45He just wanted to have a bit of fun.
35:47This has really opened up Will's eye
35:49to see what his friend's going through.
35:51And then Harper opens up about her secret life.
35:54I just was looking for some place to go
35:57where I could get away from people.
36:00Oh, wow.
36:01Harper felt like she had to hide.
36:03I just hid myself somewhere.
36:05Oh, Harper.
36:11You never know what's going on for someone, eh?
36:14Yeah.
36:15Very raw, open, honest.
36:16Yeah.
36:17I think this has brought them even closer as friends.
36:20Yeah.
36:21And when they finally get to their destination...
36:23I got you a little present.
36:25You did?
36:26Her own pair of diamond earrings.
36:28Not diamond earrings, really.
36:30Oh, that's a nice present.
36:32It's OK to feel pretty.
36:34Do nice, pretty things for yourself.
36:37Oh, jeez.
36:39Oh, that's nice. Good on you, Will.
36:41That's so special because Will's embracing who she is.
36:44It's never too late to be your true, authentic self.
36:48Oh, that was lovely.
36:50I hope a lot of people watch this documentary
36:53because there's some powerful messages in there.
36:55It's just something about seeing, like, a funny guy like Will
36:58have deep conversations that makes it so much better.
37:00I've always loved Will Ferrell,
37:02but I love him even more after that.
37:18What are you doing?
37:20Just relax. Have you never had it before?
37:22I have had it before.
37:23Shh, shh, shh.
37:24Oh!
37:26Oh!
37:27Bro, your toes are uncrackable. How stiff are you?
37:29I'm stiff.
37:30Stop trying to...
37:31You're going to pull them out of the socket.
37:33Oh, that one went. That one went.
37:35This week on Binge, we checked out a travel show
37:38that's already on the air.
37:40It's called...
37:41It's called...
37:42It's called...
37:44It's called...
37:46It's a travel show that's all about exploring cities
37:48in just two days.
37:51Travelman!
37:5348 hours in Helsinki. I've been to Helsinki.
37:55Didn't you not leave the airport?
37:57Yeah.
37:58I'm going to take you hurtling through a maxi mini break.
38:01Where is Helsinki?
38:02Prague? No. Poland? No.
38:04Finland!
38:05Correct. And it's hosted by this British comedian.
38:08From the wickety wickety whack.
38:10Richard Ayoade. He's so funny.
38:12Who's Richard Ayoade? It's from the IT crowd?
38:15Correct.
38:16And in each episode, Richard travels with a special guest.
38:19Joining me in this Nordic nonsense, Paul Rudd.
38:22Everyone loves Paul Rudd. Who is he?
38:24That's you. That's me.
38:25Oh, he's...him. Yeah.
38:27Why did you make me fly 6,000 miles to Helsinki?
38:32I've been to Helsinki. What's it like?
38:34It's really sad and depressing.
38:35Oh, don't be like that, because...
38:37There are kayak tours willing to accommodate
38:39inexperienced aquaphobes.
38:41Oh, they're going to kayak.
38:42I haven't been kayaking in 100 years.
38:44I don't think a kayak would stay afloat with you in it.
38:46A two-hour watery wallow will see us gamely glide
38:49past some of Helsinki's many shoreside attractions.
38:52How dirty is that water?
38:53Honestly, the Yarra River looks better than that.
38:55This is a very nice way to see the city.
38:57What are you seeing? Nothing.
38:58You're in the water. What are you seeing?
39:00It's a bit choppy under this bridge.
39:02On a scale of boring ways to see a city, you have my tour.
39:05Close second is definitely the kayak tour.
39:07Great way to see a city. Bike, kayak.
39:10We paddle majestically past the Opera House.
39:12That's not an opera house.
39:13Over there, that's the Zoo Island.
39:15Zoo Island.
39:16There's a lot of similarities with Sydney.
39:17There's a bridge, an opera house, and there's a zoo by the water.
39:20This is the Timu version of Sydney.
39:22Yeah.
39:23Next up for the two travellers...
39:24We head to the mainland in search of sustenance.
39:27Here we go. About to get some Finnish food, baby.
39:30OK, this is getting somewhere now.
39:32Hello. Hello.
39:33Oh, hello.
39:34Oh, he's cute.
39:35The Finnish men, hello.
39:36Finnish men, guys. They're Finnish.
39:38I'd make him Finnish, man.
39:39Yes, it's very hard.
39:40So this is reindeer jerky.
39:42Reindeer jerky. Yuck!
39:44I've had every other meat in my mouth, so why not reindeer?
39:47Our quest for culture drives us ever onwards.
39:50Of course they go into a sauna.
39:51If anyone can appreciate a good sauna, the gays can.
39:54I love, love, love a good sauna.
39:56Oh, wow, this is creepy.
39:58So...
39:59Oh!
40:00Oh, look out!
40:01Place, place!
40:0280 degrees. Oh, my God.
40:03It's just like a stinky hotbox.
40:05What?
40:06Excuse me.
40:07I don't see how relaxed you can be when your eyes are on fire.
40:10Aren't you supposed to be naked in a sauna?
40:11Yeah.
40:12I can't.
40:13I don't want to give anyone watching this an erection.
40:14Too late.
40:15I like Finland now.
40:16Well, if you liked that, you're going to love this.
40:19It's time to combine a sauna with meat.
40:22Wasn't there already meat in the last sauna?
40:24We just saw it. We saw his meat in the sauna.
40:26I know you're happy. It's a BK.
40:27Burger King. Yum.
40:29Can we sauna at Burger King?
40:31Yes is the answer.
40:32Another sauna?
40:34I don't want to sweat while I'm eating my meat.
40:36Oh, we love...
40:37No, stop it.
40:38How's the burger?
40:39It's really good.
40:40It's really good.
40:41You can eat whatever you want.
40:42It doesn't matter because you're burning it off while you're eating.
40:44I love it.
40:45It's then time for one final stop.
40:47In order to undo any unwittingly accrued health benefits...
40:50What are we getting now? An ugly T-shirt and caring?
40:52Come on, guys. Show us Helsinki.
40:54...liquorice is a massive deal in Helsinki.
40:56Oh, I hate licorice.
40:58It's so gross.
40:59It's such an old person thing to like, licorice.
41:01Licorice. I love licorice.
41:02Salmiakki originated in pharmacies as a decongestant.
41:06And look at their lollies. Their lollies look like shit too.
41:08They're not very appetising.
41:10Nothing about this is appetising.
41:12...quivering with anticipation...
41:14Let me guess, they're going to eat the lollies?
41:16In a sauna.
41:17In a sauna.
41:18Not quite.
41:19...we hit Helsinki's imposing neoclassical cathedral.
41:21Oh, God.
41:23Boring.
41:24Paul Wright is like, how did I end up here?
41:26Sitting on steps eating some God awful lollies.
41:29Oh, God, it's like swallowing phlegm.
41:31Has Paul enjoyed any of this trip so far?
41:34There were so many great moments.
41:37Did we miss something? Where were the great moments?
41:39It's been all shit.
41:41Is this the point of the show?
41:43Is that we're going to places that are not good?
41:45This is it.
41:49That's it.
41:50Oh, that was shit.
41:5148 hours in hell.
41:52100%. Not Helsinki, hell.
41:54Straight up hell. Drop the sinki.
41:55A list of all the places I don't want to go in the world.
41:58Helsinki.
42:08You know, the other day, I just happened to be walking past the front door
42:12and I thought, oh, what's that little white dog doing out by the gate?
42:15So as I walked over, I seen a woman and I thought, what's that dog doing?
42:18Better be peeing on our lawn, not shitting on our lawn.
42:21It wasn't shitting, was it?
42:22It was shitting.
42:23So by the time I got out the front to have a go, she'd already walked off
42:27and I forgot I had my pyjamas on, no bras,
42:29and I started running down the street and then I stopped
42:31and I looked at myself, Lee, go back in the house,
42:33don't worry about it, the dog shit on your lawn.
42:35Did you hurt your knees?
42:36Shut up.
42:38This week, we checked out Binge's new critically acclaimed Aussie drama.
42:43Oh, what have we got here?
42:44Where are we, a clan meeting?
42:46Bro, do you know what this is?
42:48Season two, The Twelve.
42:50Oh, I bloody love season one of this.
42:53I binge the entire thing.
42:55Why is it called The Twelve?
42:56It's all about the twelve as a jury.
42:57Correct.
42:58And this season centres around the murder of a wealthy local female farmer.
43:03It's your classic whodunit.
43:04That's right.
43:05And leading the case for the defence is...
43:08Here he is.
43:09Sammy Neal.
43:10Mr Jurassic Park himself.
43:12Oh, I'm getting excited.
43:14Having two defendants is one of the challenges of this case, Patrick.
43:18Oh, so we've got two people who are up for murder.
43:21You will be sitting next to Patrick in court.
43:25Oh, I think she's the same lady that was at the fire at the beginning of the episode.
43:29Oh, burning something.
43:30So you need to keep your body language neutral.
43:35Oh, lovers.
43:36You know it's going to be good when you get the flashbacks.
43:38Are they husband and wife?
43:39Well, they're definitely not brother and sister.
43:41Yeah, it's going to be hard to be neutral.
43:44I hate him.
43:45Oh, ex-lovers.
43:47So who got murdered?
43:48On the morning of 19th of July, 2022.
43:51Here we go.
43:52Mother, landowner and thriving local farmer Bernice Price was seen alive and well.
43:56By that evening, Bernice Price was dead.
43:59Murdered by her own daughter, Sasha Price.
44:01Oh, shit.
44:02And her boyfriend, Patrick Harrows.
44:04Oh, they're saying they killed Schiller's mum.
44:06This is hectic.
44:07After an altercation with a gun, brutally hit Bernice Price on the head.
44:12They dumped her in a well in an attempt to cover up her injuries as accidental.
44:16Why would they kill her mother?
44:18So they could inherit the 12,000 hectare cattle property known as Airlie Downs.
44:22You're kidding.
44:23Oh, 12,000 hectares.
44:24Their motive was not only greed but a determination to pursue a romantic relationship
44:29of which the victim, Bernice Price, disapproved.
44:33Oh.
44:34Why is she so against it?
44:35We don't fuck the hard hill.
44:37Is that her? Is that the dead lady?
44:38It's a flashback.
44:39We'll take advantage and talk about our business in town.
44:41Look, her mother's gut is never wrong and I think she has a bad feeling about this man.
44:44Back in the present day, we also get to know the 12 jurors.
44:48Apparently these things can be quite gruelling.
44:50So this is the 12?
44:51This is it. This is the jury.
44:53A friend of mine ended up with PTSD after a trial.
44:55Because of what happens with the crime?
44:57No, from dealing with the other jury members.
44:59The jury always hate each other.
45:01Yeah, they've always got so many problems.
45:03Which is always like, that's the whole thing of the show.
45:05Is that we get a look behind the scenes of the jury who are judging these people.
45:10And it's like, who are you to judge?
45:11I was hoping they wouldn't pick me.
45:13Have you ever been asked to do jury duty?
45:15No, never.
45:16I feel like as soon as I read Arab last names I go, nah.
45:19These jury rules are pretty gnarly, hey?
45:21I really want to sit in on one.
45:23But now in my luck I'd probably argue with the judge.
45:25You'd have to stick by them for the whole six weeks.
45:28Shouldn't have to take the whole six weeks.
45:29Right?
45:30I mean, come on.
45:31Pretty much an open and shut case to my mind.
45:33Those jurors concern me.
45:35Okay, Ali McBeal, calm down.
45:37Bernice Price was the most notoriously disliked battle axe in the district.
45:43Oh, here we go.
45:44People would have been lining up to knock the old bitch off.
45:47Oh, so he reckons that no one liked Bernice.
45:50So maybe it wasn't the daughter and her lover.
45:52Ex-lover.
45:53Ex-boinker.
45:54It's then time for the prosecution to try to prove how Bernice died.
45:58The shape and angle of the injury to the back of the head
46:01was more consistent with a blow by an instrument than a fall.
46:06Oh.
46:07Tool Dr. Lu has identified is, I believe, known as an auger.
46:11A what?
46:12What's an auger?
46:13It's when you put it in the ground and you turn it and it gets to the dirt.
46:16Oh, look, he's showing.
46:17Yeah, see?
46:18Hey, what are you doing here?
46:19So this is a flashback?
46:20Yeah.
46:21Oh, mum's going to catch him having kissy kissy.
46:24Oh, that's her mum.
46:26Busted.
46:27HR department's going to have a field day.
46:29We believe the auger that was used was found in the burn pit.
46:32Remember we saw it getting thrown in?
46:34No.
46:35At the start, they threw it into the big burn pit.
46:37Oh, she looks like she's burning evidence.
46:39The plot thickens.
46:40So did you find any forensic evidence on the auger in the photo?
46:43No.
46:44Oh?
46:45Any hair?
46:46No.
46:47Oh.
46:48Or skin, for instance?
46:49No, we did not.
46:50Oh.
46:51Well, that doesn't auger well for your case, does it, detective?
46:55Got that.
46:56Mic drop.
46:57I'm sorry, you've just been lawyered.
47:01Oh, this is flashback?
47:02Did they do it or didn't they do it?
47:06Who's she ringing?
47:07Her mother?
47:08I think she's ringing the lover.
47:12What is it?
47:13Can she hear the phone?
47:14Yes.
47:17Oh, that's the well where they find the mum.
47:19The well's in the shed.
47:21Well, well.
47:22It's getting juicy.
47:24That was good.
47:25We've got to binge this.
47:26I've got to know who did it.
47:27That's Aussie drama done right.
47:29At its absolute peak.
47:31Yeah.
47:32Let's go to the pub.
47:33Yeah.
47:34Let's do that.
47:36Well, that's it from all of us for this year.
47:38There's only four ice creams left.
47:40Oh, get me one.
47:41Save me some.
47:42Save, save, save, save.
47:43See you, Malik.
47:44Too slow.
47:45We'll be back on the couch in early 2025.
47:49You're welcome.
47:50Do you need help?
47:51Yes, please.
47:52Dad?
47:53Dad?
47:54You and me.
47:55Let's talk about...
47:56Hold my hand.
47:57Let's go.
47:58Hold your hand.