Gogglebox Australia - Season 20 Episode 9
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00:00There's a cricket.
00:14Cricket?
00:15Get it.
00:16It's hopping everywhere.
00:17I got it.
00:18I got it.
00:19I got it.
00:20I got it.
00:21Don't.
00:22Don't.
00:23Not in my pants.
00:24Shit.
00:26Shit.
00:27Every evening in Australia...
00:30What have we got here?
00:31I know what that means.
00:32TV reaches over 12 million of us.
00:35That's what it is.
00:36It is.
00:37Okay.
00:38But have you ever wondered what other people are watching?
00:41I just can't watch this show.
00:43Find out what people thought about what was on in the last seven days.
00:47Yes!
00:48You have to be like a complete bogan to love that.
00:52I thought that was really good.
00:54Don't watch this s***.
00:55This week, this was back.
00:57The Great Outdoors?
00:58Didn't this show finish in the 90s?
01:01Chef's Table had us salivating.
01:03Oh, yeah.
01:04Oh, my God.
01:06Stop it.
01:07And the premiere of Aussie Shore made us go...
01:11What the hell is this show?
01:12..and...
01:13Ah! ..and...
01:15Oh, Christ.
01:22Oh, dear.
01:23I haven't got time to sew.
01:25I'm too busy to sew.
01:27Now I've stapled it.
01:28Beautiful.
01:29It just shows how much I've used it and the love of it.
01:32Just shows how much your arse sits on it.
01:34Bit... Oh, s***!
01:35What, you're going to staple up your collar?
01:37This is The Great Outdoors.
01:39Saturday on Seven, we watched...
01:41The Great Outdoors?
01:42The Great Outdoors?
01:44Didn't this show finish in the 90s?
01:46I haven't seen this since we were kids.
01:48Yep. It's been 12 years, but now it's back and exploring...
01:53..wide-open roads of Route 66.
01:56Oh, we're doing Route 66?
01:58That's on my bucket list.
01:59From Chicago right through to LA in the west.
02:03Who is this dude? Um...
02:05James Tobin. He's the weather reporter on Sunrise.
02:08He's cute, too. He's very cute.
02:09Have a look at this.
02:11Who was on The Great Outdoors?
02:12It's hard to pick a favourite, but if I had to...
02:15Ernie Dingo.
02:16I think, at the time, he was the only black fella on TV.
02:19Mm. Tom Williams?
02:20Tom Williams was a big Great Outdoors guy.
02:23When you think of Route 66,
02:25your mind goes to motorbikes and Mustangs.
02:27Midlife crisis.
02:29Oh, I like the bikes.
02:31You need something with a bit of class.
02:33Who else? Jennifer Hawkins.
02:34Jennifer Hawkins.
02:36She used to always do the beach holidays.
02:39Oh!
02:40We're going to Fiji.
02:42Probably should get one of the girls to do it.
02:43You beauty.
02:45How much of a crush did you have on Katrina Rountree?
02:47She's on Getaway. Yeah, right-o.
02:49Let's move on to Jimba Island.
02:52Where are we now?
02:53We're in sunny Queensland, brother.
02:56Wow. Wow.
02:58We've got a woman in the water.
03:00So it hasn't changed that much, Simon.
03:01On Queensland's Sunshine Coast.
03:04Cutie Patootie goes to the US and she gets shafted to Queensland.
03:08Yep, you heard right.
03:10Hells yeah. See, this is my sort of location.
03:13The turtles know that you're there. You're swimming beside them.
03:15You're kind of in sync with them.
03:16I've found something new to add to my bucket list.
03:19You don't have money, mate.
03:20It was just unbelievable.
03:21And the turtles probably think,
03:23hey, let's go down here, we can swim with some humans.
03:25OK, but head in, lad.
03:27And there's many more kilometres to explore.
03:30Queensland has it all. We've got the beautiful beaches
03:32and then it backs on to, like, the rainforest.
03:34What more could you want?
03:35The hinterland is nirvana for mountain bikers.
03:38This is my hell.
03:40Getting dust up my nostrils. She's about to fall off.
03:42This is not for the faint-hearted.
03:44The pubic bone's going to be bruised.
03:46Oh, yeah.
03:47The multi-use tracks wind their way through eucalypt forest.
03:51I need to buy a new seat cover for my bike.
03:53I'm actually surprised you have a seat on it at all.
03:55Ha-ha-ha!
03:58I'm falling for the view, literally.
04:01Oh, that's pretty nice. It's pretty.
04:02But do I feel the need to bike ride to it?
04:05Mm-mm. Mm-mm.
04:06And the same applies when it comes to gorgeous places to eat.
04:11I love a little pub lunch.
04:13That's not a pub lunch.
04:15It's not a little lunch.
04:16She's having a buffet.
04:17The good old classic pub meal has been transformed.
04:21Transformed into some foamy shit.
04:23Pub food was a parmigiana and chips.
04:25And if you're a vegetarian, parma without the ham.
04:27But I don't know what's better, the food here or that view.
04:32Both. Food for sure.
04:33Guarantee the food's better.
04:35This century-old country pub is in prime position.
04:39However, have you, young lady, been to Mount Tambourine?
04:43The only problem with Queensland, really...
04:45The Queenslanders.
04:47THEY LAUGH
04:48OK, well, maybe you'll prefer this next destination.
04:52Jungfrau, the top of Europe.
04:55Whoa!
04:56Look at that. Ooh!
04:57I was more like it.
04:58Where everything is higher, steeper.
05:01I feel so sorry for Kimberley.
05:03Yeah. Teagan is now in Europe.
05:05She gets to do the cool stuff
05:07and the other lady went for a pub lunch.
05:09They call this the region of superlatives.
05:12The what? What's a superlative?
05:13It sounds like something you take when you're backed up.
05:15And it all starts right here in Grindelwald.
05:18Grindelwald! That's where we went!
05:20Grindelwald, my favourite place in the world!
05:23Why do I need to pay thousands to go to Switzerland?
05:26I'm driving half an hour bloody north.
05:28I'm going to Mount Tambo.
05:30It's known as the top of adventure.
05:32Wow, look at that.
05:33Spectacular.
05:35Bro, look where you're walking. Literally around the cliff.
05:38Feels like you're suspended in Swiss skies.
05:41You have a look at how gorgeous that is.
05:42That's like the sky bridge at Mount Tambourine.
05:45It's the same thing.
05:48Oh, my God!
05:51Wow. I'd love to do that.
05:54Look at that. They've got giant swings.
05:56Treetop challenge.
05:58Mount Tambo.
06:00What an awesome show.
06:02But you know what? They can't do another episode
06:04because they can't get any better from this.
06:06Well, I'm glad that got a reboot.
06:07That'll make a lot of people really happy with the nostalgia.
06:10Well, we only had one TV and we all used to sit together
06:13and wait for the shows to start
06:16and then we'd go to the toilet in the ads because you couldn't pause.
06:19Those were the days.
06:31Mum comes home in a couple of days' time,
06:32tell me I'm going massive cleaning.
06:33Have you watered the fern?
06:35The hairy one thing?
06:36Over there.
06:37Oh, that one?
06:38It looks a bit dead.
06:40Oh, my God!
06:41You're dead, mate.
06:42Yeah, no, we'll pour... We'll put something in it.
06:43We'll do it tonight after TV.
06:44Pour some coffee in it.
06:45Yeah, we'll wake it up with some coffee.
06:47Sunday night on Nine.
06:49D! Hold on!
06:51The grand final waits for no-one.
06:53What a match-up we've got.
06:54The Storm and the Panthers for grand final glory.
06:57This is Melbourne versus Sydney.
06:59Go, Panthers!
07:01Let's go, Storm!
07:03Get wrecked, rest of Australia.
07:05They're playing in their fifth consecutive grand final.
07:08Who won last year?
07:10Panthers, they've won the last three grand finals, bro.
07:12We beat them in 2020,
07:14now we're going to beat them in 2024 and stop their run.
07:16I'm going to be beating myself in patience.
07:18First, some pre-match entertainment.
07:23I don't mind Kid Leroy.
07:24A lot of old people have no idea who Kid Leroy is.
07:29Kid Leroy?
07:30Who's Kid Leroy?
07:31Maybe that's one of the player's sons.
07:33All right, bring out the boys in footy shorts.
07:35All right, here they are.
07:37Oh, I love a boy in pink.
07:39I wonder what else is pink.
07:41Oh, well, I hope we don't find out.
07:43The trophy sideline.
07:44Come on, Storm!
07:46Four in a row, let's go, Panthers.
07:48I'm going Melbourne.
07:49You know how many Queenslanders are in Melbourne?
07:51Well, they've won four in a row, he's going to be right up there.
07:54I'm trying to think, should I iron those other sheets?
07:56In an intense first half, the Storm was first to find the gap.
08:00Play the grand. Oh, shit.
08:02Another exploration.
08:03They're not going to catch him.
08:05Terry Grant gets over us!
08:07Yes!
08:08Oh!
08:09Yeah!
08:10Melbourne captains!
08:11Is that it? No, that's it.
08:13Oh, I did it wrong.
08:14I mean, even this homo knows that.
08:15But the Panthers quickly answer.
08:17They did it again there.
08:19Go Cleary. Go Cleary.
08:21Alimony.
08:22Get on the ball!
08:23To Riva! To Riva!
08:25Yeah!
08:26Woo-hoo!
08:27Come on!
08:28Let's go!
08:29Both teams are lighting it up.
08:31They've done the biggest mistake of all times,
08:33they've just given them a goal.
08:34Maybe I can wax every hair off my leg one by one.
08:37And in the shadows of half-time...
08:39No. No.
08:42Stage Martin, Liam Barclay!
08:44Oh!
08:46Stop pumping the air.
08:47If this keeps going, your TV is going off the balcony.
08:51At the start of the second half,
08:53Melbourne crossed the Penrith goal line.
08:56Go, go, you good thing.
08:57The woman might have scored here.
08:58Oh, score!
09:00Oh!
09:02Look at the pink jerseys.
09:04I'd love to be in the middle of all that.
09:06I think it'd be a much better sport if they just had no shirts.
09:09But the decision was sent upstairs.
09:11Bullshit.
09:12That's a try. That's definitely a try.
09:14Good call.
09:15I want to be the ball.
09:16And with that, the Panthers continued to build a lead.
09:20There's a contest at the back, it's come down for Penrith.
09:22Goal! Goal! Goal!
09:24It goes to Leota.
09:26Here we go, we're through again, we're through again,
09:27we're through again.
09:28Alimony!
09:29Yeah!
09:30No!
09:33And it turned out to be the match winner.
09:35Penrith, Penrith, Penrith!
09:36Yes!
09:38Woo-hoo!
09:40Mmm, look at them.
09:42That's how I want them to run at me.
09:43This is history.
09:45The Pink Panther strikes again, baby.
09:48The Panthers are going to have to start renovating their trophy room.
09:51It's that big?
09:52At least something good came out of Penrith.
09:54HE LAUGHS
10:04What was your favourite thing at the show?
10:06Favourite thing at the show?
10:07I know, just me, obviously, with you, but something else.
10:09Probably the cows.
10:10That bull or whatever, this long thing and then balls this big.
10:15I thought, oh!
10:17Now, you said, I thought, oh, big keef.
10:19I've never said that, keef.
10:21Never.
10:22This week on Binge...
10:24Oh!
10:25It's Boy Island!
10:27Boy Island.
10:28..it was here...
10:29Final time, baby!
10:32Final time, baby!
10:34F Boy Island.
10:35..the moment of truth.
10:37So we get to find out who's an F Boy and who's a nice guy?
10:39Correct.
10:40F Boy Island.
10:41Hey, bro, your seat's over there.
10:43And it all kicks off at a reunion.
10:45The three of you have a rather massive decision ahead of you.
10:49Massive.
10:50For Nicole, that massive decision is between Nathan and Jack.
10:55No shirt again.
10:56The guy has not worn a shirt the whole time.
10:58It's not washing day every day.
11:00The biggest pick between Doug and Patti...
11:02Oh, who brought the grandpa?
11:04Oh, do not go for that fake brown hair.
11:06Yeah, what in the Turkey hair transplant is that?
11:08..while Ali is torn between Chad and Jo.
11:11Let's talk about Jo.
11:13I don't like his jawline.
11:15It's too perfect.
11:17Ooh, ouch.
11:19Mansplain!
11:20Do you know what mansplaining is?
11:22Not really.
11:23Well, self-reflecting, you do it all the time.
11:25Do you need me to explain it for you?
11:26No, it's OK.
11:27So the mansplain is when...
11:29And now going to interview the two guys that are still there
11:32purely to ruin their day.
11:34Wow.
11:35Thanks.
11:36What should Ali know about Chad?
11:38OK, here we go.
11:41Ooh, nothing to say.
11:43Not one of you has anything to say.
11:45He's got a shit name.
11:46He's got a really shit name.
11:48Let's talk about Jo, then.
11:51Lots to say about Jo.
11:53They don't like Jo.
11:54They think Jo's an f-boy.
11:55And on top of that, too, there's that girlfriend,
11:57ex-girlfriend thing.
11:58Oh!
11:59Ex-girlfriend thing?
12:00What's the ex-girlfriend thing?
12:02We still text, I send her photos of my dog
12:04because it was our dog.
12:05That's fine.
12:06Excuse me, I have kids with my ex.
12:09I don't send him pictures of my dog.
12:11I'm allowed to send her photos.
12:12I don't even send him pictures of the kids,
12:14let alone the freaking dog.
12:16But wait, there's more.
12:18Prior to the show, he actually met his ex-girlfriend
12:21coincidentally.
12:22Oh, shit.
12:23She got Jo's number off Jo's mum.
12:25Jo's mum?
12:26Oh, shit.
12:27How are you sending messages of the dog
12:29but you don't have her number and she doesn't have your number?
12:32Oh, it's all unravelling, isn't it?
12:34Yes, it is.
12:35I lost my phone.
12:37The old I lost my phone trick.
12:40Jo seems to be in quicksand.
12:43He's an f-boy.
12:44He's an f-boy.
12:45Absolutely an f-boy.
12:46If his name starts with J.
12:51The last mixer.
12:52Oh, thank God.
12:53Hi, boys.
12:54Put a freaking shirt on, dude.
12:57My God, it cannot be that hot.
12:59Well, wait.
13:01Shush, shush.
13:02I love it when the cameras are like this.
13:06Who's she kissing?
13:07Jo.
13:10Lordy, Lord.
13:12Hot and steamy.
13:13Why do we have to be a mixer right now?
13:15They want to go and mix some bodily fluids,
13:17if you know what I mean.
13:18She hasn't picked him yet.
13:20Where's Chad?
13:21Where's Chad?
13:22Oh, poor Chad.
13:23This is nasty.
13:24I've been played by women before.
13:26Why does he sound like Darren Lockyer?
13:28And I'm not about to make that same mistake again.
13:30Chad, get out of there, bro.
13:32Block, delete, done.
13:34He's getting up.
13:35He's going straight to Ali.
13:37He's going to tell her.
13:38I'm out.
13:39Yes!
13:40Yes!
13:41Ali, you're stuffed up.
13:43No, don't run after him.
13:45Do you not feel anything between us?
13:47Oh, shut up, Ali.
13:48Could you kiss the other bloke?
13:50Am I wrong?
13:51You're not right, but you're not wrong.
13:53Oh, right.
13:54We're going to talk in riddles now, are we?
13:56You're leaving me with no choice.
13:58You've left me with no choice.
13:59You're leaving me with no choice.
14:00You've left me with no choice.
14:03I don't like her.
14:04She's been confusing.
14:05Is it a bit nasty if I kind of hope that Jo's an f-word?
14:08Nah, I am praying.
14:10Well, let's find out.
14:13Final decision time.
14:14All right.
14:16Good evening, everyone, and welcome to our finale.
14:19What's that?
14:20Abby, what are you wearing?
14:21She's come as a cyclone ice block.
14:23It's now time to make an extremely difficult choice.
14:27First, Nicole chooses...
14:29Hang on.
14:30Jack.
14:31Oh, shit, he's got clothes on.
14:32That's why you didn't recognise him.
14:34I thought he'd just have a bow tie and nothing else.
14:36And we learn that Jack is...
14:38A nice boy!
14:39Wait, what?
14:40Then Crystal picks...
14:42Don't choose Paddy.
14:43Paddy.
14:45But I'm proud to say I'm a nice guy.
14:47A nice guy!
14:52So they've picked two nice guys.
14:54Now for Ali.
14:56Oh, she's very down in the dumps.
14:59Does it make it any easier knowing you have one option?
15:03No, it doesn't.
15:05I just don't like the chances of there being three nice guys at the end.
15:10Yep, she's right.
15:11There can't be three nice guys at the end.
15:13What do you reckon he is?
15:14He's a dickhead, but I think he's a nice guy.
15:16There is no way in hell Joe is a nice guy.
15:19Sorry.
15:20Joe, why did you come to this island as?
15:25Every single one of you have doubted me.
15:27Oh, this is cringy, but it's worth it.
15:30But money is money.
15:32Yes!
15:33Say it!
15:34Just drop the F-bomb!
15:35But there is one thing that triumphs money every time.
15:40That is love, baby.
15:41I'm a nice guy.
15:42What?
15:43Romeo and Juliet?
15:45Ah, so dramatic.
15:48Dickhead, nice guy.
15:50Three nice guys!
15:52What an anticlimax, there was no F-boys.
15:54Am I disappointed that they all fell in love?
15:57A bit.
15:58I have lost faith in reality TV.
16:01Oh my God, how good was that?
16:03This goes to show that we don't know how to read F-boys.
16:05No, well.
16:06Well, you know, they do walk among us.
16:10Be careful, Bob.
16:15MUSIC
16:26When I landed back in Brisbane the other night
16:28and I was waiting in the taxi line,
16:30there was only about four or five other people around
16:32and I thought I was going to land at a very silent part.
16:36Turns out it...
16:38Was the opposite?
16:39Was the opposite.
16:40It almost ripped a hole through my pants.
16:42On Thursday on Foxtel, we checked out a new reality show.
16:45Moonshiner's Master Distiller.
16:47Mate, we've done barbecue, we've done glass blowing.
16:50We've done everything legal,
16:52so now we're going to do something illegal.
16:54What's moonshine?
16:55Macon Grog.
16:56Correct, because back in the day...
16:58Making liquor was a skill that helped folks
17:00survive difficult economic times like the Great Depression.
17:04Yeah, so they used to drink and then there was prohibition,
17:06but people kept making moonshine underground.
17:09Nothing like a home brew.
17:11I bet you we don't see one black person on this TV show.
17:14Oh, well, that's presumption.
17:16Um, anyway...
17:17All right, guys, welcome to Master Distiller.
17:19Why are all the judges dressed the same?
17:21There must have been a sale on the overalls.
17:23You've got to work with what ingredients that you have.
17:26Oh, OK.
17:27He doesn't have overalls, he has over-nothings.
17:30Is that why they're called moonshiners,
17:31because they get their tushies out at the end?
17:32Maybe they'll put their noose to the sky
17:34after they've been drinking.
17:35I hope not.
17:36Y'all going to run us a little liquor and show us out of you three
17:38which one really is the next Master Distiller.
17:40How do you end up as a judge on a moonshine-making contest?
17:44Like, what's your resume?
17:45Diabetes and three missing teeth.
17:47Then, for no reason, we head outside to get cooking.
17:50So they must just chuck everything in a pot
17:52and boil it up or something, eh?
17:53The Lebanese and these guys actually have a lot in common.
17:55These guys are making moonshine, the Lebanese make adak,
17:58and we both marry our cousins.
18:00That's true.
18:01First up, we find out what contestant Cole is making.
18:04Sugar, cornmeal and cornflakes.
18:06Cornflakes!
18:07Cornflakes!
18:08Oh, yuck.
18:09I grew up on cornflakes.
18:10I used to have six bowls every morning.
18:12I never got pissed.
18:13Next, we say hello to Erin.
18:15She looks like an Erin, doesn't she?
18:16Yes.
18:17And she's using fruit as her base.
18:19I think it's going to take me to cut these nectarines.
18:22Why are you cutting it out?
18:23Why don't you just mash it?
18:24Look, she starts off with ten fingers.
18:26Let's see where she is in 55 minutes' time.
18:28Ow!
18:30Oh!
18:31Told you, I told you!
18:33We'd have called a nine!
18:34Did you slice it good?
18:35Yeah, it's OK.
18:36This is just a bowl of moonshine to clean the wound.
18:38True.
18:39Rounding out the three contestants is this bloke.
18:41Bruiser!
18:42Of course he's a bruiser, look at him.
18:44As long as there's blood in my veins and breath in my lungs,
18:47I'm going to make liquor.
18:48Blood in his veins.
18:49I reckon it's 50% moonshine in his veins.
18:51Absolutely.
18:52What are we cooking, boys?
18:53I got almost everything I think I need.
18:56Oatmeal, raisin, bran, honey, sugar and water.
18:59Watermelon?
19:00It's like the worst porridge ever.
19:01That looks like what you bring up
19:02after you've probably drunk his moonshine.
19:04Smells beautiful.
19:05Then, with the one hour up...
19:07We'll monitor the temperature.
19:08When it gets down, we'll either pitch a yeast for you
19:10or come get you to pitch it yourself.
19:12What? Was that English?
19:13The guys from Duck Dynasty are like,
19:15what are these fellas saying?
19:16Get this guy some subtitles!
19:18Might as well be in Arabic.
19:19And the fermentation process is soon complete.
19:22Five days later.
19:23Five days later and he still doesn't have a shirt on.
19:25It's like watching episode FBoy Island.
19:27A Brix hydrometer measures how much of the original sugar
19:30has been converted to alcohol.
19:32This is getting scientific for a whole bunch of hillbillies.
19:34Alright guys, we did the science, did the math
19:36and the numbers do not lie.
19:38I don't reckon they did the science or the math.
19:40I don't reckon they passed the science or the math.
19:42It's then time for the final step in making moonshine.
19:45We have one hour to get these stills together
19:47in a manner that they will function and function safe.
19:50Wait, they have to build the still?
19:52Oh, because now they've got to boil it
19:54and the steam will go up, go across and settle
19:56and then it'll come out the bottom.
19:58Too much work.
19:59I'd just rather go to the bottle shop.
20:01Oh, ****!
20:02Oh, ****!
20:03Whoa, ****, she nearly blew one up.
20:05Don't fear the poof.
20:06Don't fear the poof?
20:07I feel like everyone on this show would fear the poof.
20:09I've told you that a few times.
20:11Yeah.
20:12Oh my God, it's boozy.
20:13Oh!
20:15That looks disgusting.
20:17Yum!
20:18Mine's better than wiping your hand in with a wash rag.
20:20What?
20:21Enunciate!
20:22You can always throw a little bit of your mash in there too now.
20:25What?
20:26What is this scene?
20:27Who taught that man to talk?
20:29Righto, how about we just get to judging?
20:31It's a smooth liquorice.
20:32I think you did a good job.
20:33Okay, so this is the taste test.
20:35They're literally getting paid to get smashed.
20:37This would be the best job.
20:39Aaron.
20:40Aaron.
20:41They really are all pissed, aren't they?
20:42Absolutely.
20:43It's really floral.
20:45God, I hope none of these guys are driving after this.
20:47Let's go to alcohol then.
20:49They're getting more and more pissed.
20:51Those overalls will be off in a minute.
20:53Let's go give them our decision.
20:54Let's go back in there and tell them.
21:00And it all comes down to overalls versus no overalls.
21:03Bruiser and Aaron, here we go.
21:05And guess what?
21:06You can both be winners.
21:07Unfortunately, we can only crown one Master Distiller.
21:11Who wins?
21:12I'm going to say Aaron wins.
21:13I reckon Bruiser's got it.
21:14No, I reckon it's Bruiser.
21:15No, I reckon Aaron's got it.
21:16I made wine in Greece once back in 1987, but we stepped on the grapes.
21:22Oh, okay.
21:23Anyway, the winner is...
21:25Bruiser, you're the next Master Distiller, my friends.
21:28What did I say?
21:29My buddy picked it.
21:30Bruiser wins.
21:33I loved that show.
21:34Did you?
21:35Couldn't understand a word they were saying, but man, it was interesting.
21:37Now run home to your wife slash cousin and let them know you won.
21:53In Melbourne, Anastasia's on the phone to her fiancé.
21:56Yes, Gabby?
21:59No, lamb.
22:01Yeah, well, you can get some pork as well.
22:03Get half lamb and half pork.
22:05Yeah, you can get both.
22:07Bye.
22:09That was so romantic.
22:12This week on Netflix, we watched...
22:14Chef's Table.
22:16I love Chef's Table.
22:17What is this show?
22:19A documentary series celebrating renowned chefs.
22:22Is this going to be food porn?
22:24Yeah, pretty much.
22:25Oh, shit, yeah.
22:26And in this episode...
22:27I see flour, eggs.
22:29We meet Evan Funke.
22:31Mixing.
22:32Chef and restaurateur.
22:33When you start kneading like that, it's only one thing.
22:36Who is famous for his handmade...
22:38Pasta.
22:39That's right.
22:40Oh, yes.
22:43The thing to understand about Evan Funke is that he has chosen the most difficult path,
22:49making pasta by hand.
22:51There's nothing better than fresh pasta.
22:53I think if someone made me pasta from scratch, I would fall in love.
22:56And it requires perfection.
22:58And that's an extraordinary thing.
23:00Lasagna.
23:01Wow.
23:02Tortellini and brodo.
23:03Oh, yeah.
23:04Tagliatelle Bolognese.
23:06That does look delicious.
23:07Why are they playing inspirational love music?
23:11His obsession goes extremely deep.
23:14I was really dissatisfied with where my life was going.
23:18And I stumbled on La Vecchia Scuola Bolognese in Italy.
23:21It was run by Alessandra, who is one of the best sfoglini in the world.
23:28I got on the phone.
23:29She said, okay, we'll see you when you get here.
23:32If you're going to learn to make dough, you go to Italy.
23:34Go to Asia.
23:35We'll show you how to make real pasta.
23:37To be fair, pasta came from noodles.
23:39And then the Greeks perfected it, and then the Italians copied us.
23:46Alessandra teaches with overflowing warmth.
23:50She looks so proud.
23:51She's like a nonna.
23:53She's just sharing her experience and her recipes.
23:56Exactly.
24:00You need heart.
24:01It's all by touch and feeling.
24:03I wanted the craft of handmade pasta to be the focal point of everything I did from here on out.
24:09For a big, tough guy, he's got some very delicate hands.
24:13Delicate hands.
24:14And I just gave myself to the whole thing.
24:18Oh, wow, look at that man with his hands.
24:21Smack that dough, baby, smack it.
24:23Fast fingers.
24:25Girls.
24:26I fell into this rhythm of making dough after dough after dough after dough.
24:32Look at him work that roller.
24:34It is very intense.
24:36Is this kind of sexual?
24:39Erotic.
24:40You've got to feel it as you're doing it.
24:43You've got to feel it.
24:44One day, it felt natural for the first time.
24:47This is getting intimate again.
24:49It was fresh and thin.
24:50He's making love to this dough.
24:52Strong and balanced.
24:54He's talking about this pasta like it's his one true love.
24:57In the end.
24:58Wow.
24:59Look how thin it is now.
25:01See the light coming through it.
25:02It was perfect.
25:03When you start to see your hand behind it, this is who I'm going to be.
25:09Oh, I got goosies, man.
25:11Like on a cooking show.
25:13I want one of those sticks.
25:15A rolling pin?
25:16Yeah.
25:17A lot of the handmade shapes are dying with the true masters.
25:21Dying with all the nonnas.
25:22Less and less young people are willing to really become a master of it.
25:26I suppose they want these traditions to be passed down and lost.
25:29True.
25:30Very true.
25:31But even when I ask my nonna now, how do you make it?
25:33She says, ah, just a little bit of this, a little bit of that, put it together.
25:36What's that?
25:37A cup?
25:38I wanted to celebrate these women.
25:40So when I opened Funky, I listed the pasta shape with its provenance.
25:46Siddy and the woman who taught me.
25:48Love that.
25:49He's paying homage to the woman who taught him how to make it.
25:52He's so passionate about it, isn't he?
25:56Oh, mm.
25:58Wow.
26:02Oh, my God.
26:04Oh, stop it.
26:06Oh, yeah.
26:08Oh, yeah.
26:10Oh, yeah.
26:11Oh.
26:12Oh, yes.
26:13Oh, my God.
26:15Mm.
26:16Oh.
26:18Oh, they're good.
26:20This is like watching porn with my mate.
26:22It might be even better.
26:24We are celebrating their history.
26:26Giving the credit where credit is due.
26:29So that their legacy also lives on.
26:31I'm sure the Italian nonnas will be proud.
26:34Ah, can we bring up Iberitz, please?
26:37That was very, very, very interesting.
26:39I really liked that.
26:40That was exciting.
26:42Yeah.
26:43Sexy.
26:44Yeah.
26:45Just beautiful.
26:46Yeah.
27:01In Brisbane, it's swooping season.
27:04I was on my scooter the other day, and no joke...
27:09Like, literally, I was on my scooter, and it was like this.
27:12And I'm like, what the hell's going on?
27:15Well, you've got a big target there where your crown is.
27:18The big bald spot.
27:19So they're flying in.
27:22This week on Netflix, it was back.
27:24The LA real estate market is unpredictable.
27:27Hey, what's this?
27:28You know what this is.
27:29Hot chicks.
27:30Big tits.
27:31You ready to put a for sale sign on the sunset?
27:34Selling sunset, Leanne.
27:37We're back, baby.
27:38Do you know what I love about this show?
27:39Big tits.
27:40Oh, don't be like that.
27:42Because season eight was back with a bang.
27:44Oh, my God.
27:45We're in the wrong industry.
27:47We really are.
27:48Isn't this just a real estate show for LA?
27:50That's what you think, small fry.
27:51It's got the three pillars of success.
27:53Real estate, hot women and drama.
27:55And the LA real estate reality show stars.
27:58Hi, honey.
27:59Chelsea's like a crazy A-type that can't take direction from anyone.
28:03Look at the size of those nails.
28:05I didn't think you were going to say nails then.
28:06Also in the show is Mary.
28:08With this group, if there's anything we're used to, it's challenges.
28:11Mary's like the queen of the company.
28:13She's been there the longest.
28:14She's like the OG.
28:15They all look like Barbies.
28:17Yeah, real estate Barbie.
28:18And new to this season is...
28:21Oh, hello, Alana.
28:23Let's go.
28:24And what about Alana?
28:25Well, she's new.
28:26We don't know her yet.
28:27She's new this season.
28:28Sorry, I thought you knew everyone.
28:29I am the newest member of the Oppenheim group.
28:31Okay, welcome.
28:32Welcome aboard.
28:33The real estate agents around here do not look like that.
28:35No, they're all middle-aged fat men.
28:36I've been in real estate for three years now.
28:38I have a ton of experience.
28:40A ton of experience in three years.
28:42What qualifies her to sell a $20 million property, Milo?
28:44Hotness.
28:45Correct.
28:46And they all work here for this bloke.
28:48We've got an important client coming in.
28:50Are they allowed to go to work with their boobs out?
28:52That's how you sell houses.
28:53Oh, that's how you sell houses.
28:54I wonder if most of their clients are men.
28:56Something tells me they might be.
28:58Hello.
28:59Hi.
29:00Hi.
29:01Jeff is a homeowner.
29:02Well, I can walk in.
29:03Keith, I'm a homeowner.
29:04Thanks for coming by.
29:05I know it wasn't a quick trip.
29:07Oh, God, there's two of them.
29:08Are they identical twins?
29:09Yeah.
29:10These two look like Andrew Tate and his brother.
29:12We'd like to bring on a couple of agents that you like.
29:14Oh, look at all the girls listening in.
29:16Yeah.
29:17Do you know I was almost a real estate agent?
29:18What?
29:19Yeah, it came down to did I want to work in disability
29:21or did I want to be a real estate agent?
29:22I'm not going to be wearing Jimmy Choo.
29:23You know what I'm wearing?
29:24What?
29:25Spend less.
29:26Ladies, if I can ask, I would like several of you
29:28to go meet Jeff so that he can decide, you know,
29:30which of you will be on the listing.
29:32Does he get to choose which one of the girls he has
29:34as his real estate agent?
29:35Correct.
29:36Well, that sounds sus.
29:37All right.
29:38Well, then Alana, Mary, Chels,
29:39I'll have you guys go down.
29:40I'll set that up.
29:41So this is between Chelsea, Mary and the new girl, Alana.
29:43Well, this should be good because Mary and Chelsea
29:45have had beef forever.
29:46Frankly, I don't care.
29:48No.
29:49Just get to selling the house.
29:50Yeah, right-o.
29:51Good point.
29:52Oh, my goodness.
29:53Six bedrooms, nine bathrooms.
29:55What does one do with all of that space?
29:57We actually never need to worry about this issue.
30:01$29 million.
30:02Oh, that's a lot of lotto tickets.
30:06Commission is almost $900,000.
30:08I'd push my choosies up for that kind of money, too.
30:12If you're going to live in LA, you want to live there.
30:14The rest is a shithole.
30:15There's 48 solar panels in this house,
30:17which generates 75 gigawatts.
30:19Does Tesla charge us in that house?
30:21Love.
30:22Love.
30:23Love.
30:24Shut your mouth.
30:25Oh, my God.
30:26That's gorgeous.
30:27You know what's wrong with that house?
30:29Did you see the barbecue area?
30:30It's open.
30:31There's no cover.
30:32It's a white-wiver's room.
30:33You can't have a barbecue.
30:34Have you seen the rest of the house, Keith?
30:36Yeah, but...
30:37Next, the three agents pitch to homeowner Jeff and his wife.
30:41Here we go, girls.
30:42Oh, I see.
30:43The three girls are doing their pitch.
30:45My tits are bigger than your tits.
30:47This is a gift for you guys.
30:48Oh, thank you.
30:49Let's hope it's not a $10 bottle of Spumanti.
30:52Beautiful.
30:53Definitely.
30:54We definitely have the experience.
30:56I think Mary's men may just have been to get her boobs out.
30:59Yep.
31:00It's then time for Chelsea to present to the couple.
31:03Oh, my God.
31:04She looks like a baddie from a James Bond movie.
31:06What is she wearing?
31:07She looks like Blade.
31:08Blade.
31:09Blade.
31:10Yeah, like Wesley Slump.
31:11Just came off the set of To Wong Foo and now he's going into Blade.
31:13Yeah.
31:14Find an agent that is as passionate about the house
31:16and loves the house as much as you guys love the house.
31:19I love this house.
31:20That's not a pitch.
31:21That's about like, yeah.
31:22Thank you so much for coming.
31:23We'll let you know.
31:24Decision time.
31:26Who are you picking?
31:27We know that Chelsea and Mary hate each other,
31:29so in the spirit of the show, let's choose those two.
31:32We really want to work with Mary.
31:33That is amazing.
31:35They picked Mary.
31:37Chelsea is going to be fuming.
31:40And they also really want to work with Chelsea.
31:43Oh!
31:44Ah, you picked it.
31:46Sharing the listing.
31:47So we've picked the two people in the office
31:49that can't stand each other?
31:50Okay, that checks out.
31:51I didn't want it all.
31:52Can you blame me?
31:53This is going to be an absolute schmuzzle.
31:59Bloody hell, we're on.
32:00We're so on, everyone's bloody at their throats.
32:04Well, that was half an hour out of my life.
32:06I'll never get back.
32:07At least one thing's consistent.
32:08What is that?
32:09We haven't seen a house get sold on this show yet.
32:11True.
32:22I'll tell you what, you can do all you want to do
32:26to jazz up a $5 pizza.
32:28I got extra cheese.
32:30I put chilli flakes on this.
32:32Have a taste of that.
32:35Yeah, mate, you can put lipstick on a pig,
32:37but it's still a pig, isn't it?
32:39It certainly is.
32:42Thursday on Nine,
32:43we paid a visit to the Royal Prince Alfred Hospital.
32:48Our PA.
32:49Our PA has been on our screens
32:51for so long.
32:52Well, people keep getting injured and sick.
32:54That's it, there's always something new to see.
32:56Yep, so let's see what Season 20 has in store.
32:59Can you wiggle your toes?
33:01Finally.
33:02Oh, God.
33:03We are about to see some gruesome things.
33:06I hope it's not graphic, I just started freaking eating.
33:09It's every rap fan's dream to shoot a music video.
33:12Hands up, up, up, up.
33:14Yeah, we got something to say, so come and follow my way.
33:17OK.
33:18It's a vocal cord injury for sure.
33:20What did he do?
33:21So it was, like, throwing me across the room and...
33:28Oh, bang.
33:29I missed it.
33:30What's happened?
33:31They dropped him.
33:32That's not a word.
33:34It wasn't the best idea, clearly.
33:36At least he sees the funny side of it.
33:38Only because he's on that whistle.
33:39Troy landed hard, badly fracturing his ankle.
33:42Oh.
33:43Oh, I don't want to know, no, no, no.
33:44I'm literally finding out tomorrow if my ankle's OK
33:47or if we need to do some more work on it.
33:48You can see there's some skin tenting,
33:50like the bone's about to push through the skin.
33:52Oh, my God!
33:53Oh!
33:54Oh!
33:55Why?
33:56Why, why, why?
33:58An X-ray shows just how badly deformed the ankle is.
34:02Holy moly!
34:03That little square bit's supposed to be underneath the long bit.
34:06Start sucking on that green thing.
34:08With Troy now heavily sedated, orthopaedic doctor Sarthak Chopra
34:12will try to pull the ankle back into place.
34:15You all right, Troy?
34:16Mate, Troy's asleep.
34:17Oh!
34:18Oh!
34:19Oh!
34:20Oh!
34:21Troy's not asleep.
34:22Oh!
34:23Oh!
34:24Oh!
34:25Oh!
34:26Millie, don't vomit on me, please.
34:28I'm finished.
34:29It's all done.
34:30Oh!
34:31Can you imagine how much pain he would have been in?
34:33They really drugged that man up and he was still crying and screaming.
34:36Yeah.
34:37You'll be fine tomorrow.
34:38Let's take a break from Troy and meet Elio,
34:40who's at the RPA to have...
34:42..surgery to repair his leaking heart valve.
34:45Oh!
34:46Oh, he's having a heart operation.
34:48So the first thing we're going to do is to repair the heart strings.
34:52Heart strings?
34:53I didn't know hearts actually had heart strings.
34:55I may put in new heart strings.
34:57Plucking up my heart strings.
34:59I thought it was just a saying.
35:00But it's actually a real thing.
35:02After that, I will be putting in a new door frame.
35:05Geez, we are tugging on heart strings, putting on door frames.
35:08This is like the block.
35:09And all of this is done through the use of minimally invasive robotic surgery.
35:13A robot?
35:14How are you feeling?
35:16All I want to know is one thing.
35:18Am I going to die or am I going to live?
35:20In order to operate, Elio's surgeon has to stop his heart.
35:24We want the heart to stop so we can operate inside of the heart.
35:27Wow.
35:28How does he stay alive?
35:29Elio's heart will be stopped and supported by a heart-lung machine
35:32that will keep blood circulating around his body.
35:35Isn't that incredible?
35:36It's amazing what they can do now.
35:38And what we're going to do now is to open the interface.
35:42No.
35:43So you can do Dr People proper but you can't do this?
35:45Show me stuff coming out.
35:46I don't need to see what's on the inside.
35:48None of my business.
35:49And that will allow us to enter the left side of the heart.
35:53That's the inside of a heart, Tim.
35:55Oh no, no, no.
35:56Over here, there are broken cords.
35:59Oh my God.
36:00Those are heart strings.
36:01Problem is, Elio's aren't doing their job.
36:04They're lazy strings.
36:06So what we're going to do now is to put new heart strings onto the pupillary muscle here.
36:10Oh, he's literally going to tug on his heart strings.
36:12These replacement heart strings are incredibly strong.
36:15He is tying a fishing line inside this guy's heart with robots.
36:20Incredible.
36:21So he's beating regularly himself.
36:24We'll just take him off the pacing.
36:26The human body is wild.
36:27The fact that that heart can just go back to beating.
36:30With a foreign string now in it.
36:31How does this heart know to beat?
36:34That's your choosies.
36:35After less than two days of being cared for, he's ready to go home.
36:40Two days.
36:41That is absolutely amazing.
36:43Meanwhile, back with MC Ankle Breaker.
36:46Troy's broken ankle has been fixed in place with a metal plate and screws.
36:51Oh God.
36:52You nervous about tomorrow, Mel?
36:53He'll spend six weeks in a boot or cast and another six having physio.
36:58Six weeks?
36:59Bro, that guy's having physio for a year.
37:01I guess he won't be crowd surfing any time soon.
37:04Despite the pain, this hardcore rap fan still thinks it's a small price to pay.
37:09It was 100% worth every second of it.
37:12Idiot.
37:17I feel like these shows are just not my cup of tea.
37:20Love a bit of blood and gore.
37:21Gee, that heart surgery was unreal, wasn't it?
37:24Imagine learning to do it though.
37:26What, they practice on dummies?
37:28No, real people, Keith.
37:29And if they die, they just get the next one.
37:31Jesus Christ.
37:39I was cleaning out the garage the other day and look what I found.
37:53Jared, do you remember her at my 30th birthday?
37:56Kevin, 20 years ago at the Normanby Hotel.
37:58Shut up, 20 years ago.
38:01This week on Paramount Plus, this happened.
38:05We've come from all over Australia.
38:07To live in the ultimate party town.
38:08What the hell is this show?
38:10Aussieshore!
38:12This is Aussieshore, you know like Geordie Shore?
38:15Oh, Christ.
38:17Hot girls, hot guys, who asked for this?
38:20I did.
38:21Are you serious?
38:22I really want to watch this, I just don't want to watch it with you guys.
38:25Yeah, maybe not the best thing to watch with the rellies.
38:31As the show follows the antics of a
38:33Whole bunch of drunk people hanging out, sleeping with each other, causing havoc,
38:37Being hungover and they're repeating the same cycle tomorrow.
38:39This can only ever be filmed in Queensland.
38:43I told you.
38:44These are going to be the loosest people ever.
38:47Yes!
38:48My name's Katya, I'm 23 years old.
38:50This looks like a classy gown.
38:52Got the glam on, got the rig out.
38:54And I'm ready to launch.
38:56I'm starting to cringe and the show's been going for 50 seconds.
39:02I opened the door all by myself.
39:05You push down and then...
39:10Alright, Katya's a lot. Katya is a lot.
39:12Who else we got?
39:13Do we have to see more of them?
39:15My name's Con, I'm 27.
39:17Con, a Greek boy.
39:19Here we go.
39:20With the ladies, it's never really been a struggle.
39:22Why is he walking like this?
39:23He's giving big dick energy for sure.
39:26He's giving big dick head energy.
39:28Cheers to staying positive and testing negative.
39:34Your jaw is dropping.
39:36Who else we got? Bring out the rest.
39:38Well, we also have Tom.
39:40I'm just a nice guy who likes to far out.
39:44Thomas looks like he went to a private boys school.
39:46Do we have a Napperol spritz?
39:48He's one of those.
39:49He's gay.
39:50No, but Kyle is.
39:52Con is sexy.
39:53Is he the token gay?
39:54They're not wrong.
39:55Are there any other gay men coming?
39:57Surely, they can't have one.
39:59I'm not going to lie, I'm quite jealous of his hair.
40:02And also a big fan of the D.
40:07My name's Lily, I'm 21.
40:08I'm from Cairns.
40:09Oh, Lily's from Cairns.
40:10Local produce.
40:12That is actually one of the weirdest things you've ever said.
40:15What do you mean? A local person?
40:16What the?
40:18That was a nip.
40:19I've seen a nip.
40:20Come on, have you never seen a pair of tits before, boys?
40:22It has never happened to me.
40:24I sunbake with cucumbers on my nipples.
40:27And it's almost like...
40:28...flush someone or show someone my tits.
40:30They're ready and they look perfect.
40:32I don't know what I was going to say or something.
40:35I like someone that's, like, ugly but hot.
40:37Oh, enough!
40:38Even if they have an ugly name.
40:39What's an ugly name?
40:41Keith.
40:42Keith?
40:43No!
40:44She said she wants Keith!
40:45They said, what's an ugly name?
40:47No, she said she wants Keith.
40:48What's an ugly name?
40:49No, no, I didn't hear that.
40:50Alright, with everyone in the villa,
40:52it's time to get to know each other.
41:00Ah!
41:04I want to know what these guys do for a living.
41:06Okay, let's clean things up with Con and Lily.
41:09Oh, wow!
41:11Who have relocated to the shower.
41:13Puppies are out.
41:14Close your eyes, Yoshi.
41:15You're too young to see this, mate.
41:17For Lily and Con to be our shower and...
41:19Peeping Tom!
41:20Peeping Tom!
41:21That's literally Tom too.
41:23Does not bother me.
41:24I am really vibing, Lily.
41:26Tom, get on in there.
41:27Now Tom's getting involved.
41:29Tom and Lily seal the deal.
41:31Yeah, you know, darling.
41:32Oh, no, Con's getting involved.
41:34Who's that Cardio Lily?
41:36Oh, now Lily's getting involved.
41:38What the hell is going on?
41:40I'm a man of my word and when I see something, I want.
41:42Oh, now Con's going to go for Lily.
41:44Kin Con always has a way to get what he wants.
41:46Always.
41:47Oh!
41:48Ah!
41:49No!
41:50Why are there cameras?
41:51Give me your phone now.
41:53I actually can't wait.
41:55I actually can't wait.
41:56Wait for that.
42:02Ah!
42:03Con!
42:04What happened?
42:05Kin Con's a flop.
42:06Yep.
42:07Kin Con?
42:08More like failed dong.
42:10Mate, we've all been there.
42:11That'd be right.
42:15Contributors have been offered professional support
42:17throughout the making and airing of this program.
42:19I need some professional support after watching that show.
42:25OK, well...
42:41Say bye-bye, Daddy.
42:42Bye.
42:43You don't want to.
42:44Pfft.
42:45Play that.
42:46OK, you've got to give me a kiss before you go then.
42:48Bye, Daddy, no.
42:49OK, bye-bye.
42:51I'm going in my room.
42:53Yeah.
42:54No, I don't want to.
42:55Has she just learnt how to say that?
42:57No, no, that's all the time.
42:58She's young enough to be able to say,
43:00no, I don't want to,
43:01but she's not old enough to be able to bribe.
43:05Monday on the ABC, we watched...
43:07Oh, Australian Story!
43:09This is one of our favourite shows.
43:11Who have we got tonight?
43:12It's this familiar face.
43:13Look who it is.
43:14Oh, it's Michael!
43:16Oh, from Love On The Spectrum.
43:18Yes.
43:19Michael Theo.
43:20What's your greatest dream in life?
43:22To become a husband.
43:23Such a hopeless romantic.
43:25I love him, he's so cute.
43:27Hello, Mikey.
43:28But Michael's life has had its challenges.
43:31Michael was almost eight years old
43:33when he was formally diagnosed with Asperger's.
43:36It's now called autism.
43:37It'll be very hard.
43:38Yeah.
43:39I actually was non-verbal as a small child.
43:42I was constantly off in my own world.
43:44Wow.
43:45And it'd be hard as a parent to stand by
43:47and, like, watch your child go through all of that.
43:49Speech therapy wasn't working
43:51because he wasn't interested.
43:52They would have had Michael being told
43:54all the things that he can't do.
43:56We were given information like,
43:58um, he may never say I love you.
44:01Oh.
44:02This breaks my heart.
44:04That's where I started to become quite determined
44:07that Michael was going to have...
44:09better.
44:11Absolutely.
44:12Meet George Jetson!
44:14I noticed the way he reacted to
44:17animation that I could see was going to be
44:21the medium to get him talking.
44:23Wow.
44:24Life's not fair, is it?
44:27You see, I, will I, shall never be king.
44:31Wow.
44:32Gee, he's got down pat.
44:33He's really good.
44:34And you shall never see the light of another day.
44:38Adieu.
44:39Wow.
44:40That's a talent.
44:41Wow, so animations are the reason
44:43that he became verbal.
44:45And once Michael found his voice...
44:47It's my pleasure.
44:48...he also found his confidence.
44:50Across two seasons of Love on the Spectrum,
44:52the world fell in love with Michael Theo.
44:55We sure did.
44:56A lot of people our age aren't interested in commitment,
44:59they're only interested in intercourse.
45:03He's so truthful and honest, isn't he?
45:06I'm that and you call me, say, I'm being rude.
45:08One of my philosophies is never fall for a girl
45:12just because she's hot.
45:14I've fell for that a lot of times, Michael.
45:17I wish I took his advice many times ago.
45:19Excuse me a second, gentlemen.
45:20Once it hit Netflix, Love on the Spectrum just exploded.
45:25It was a worldwide phenomenon.
45:27I know that it was kind of a joke,
45:29but would you go on The Bachelor?
45:31He was interviewed by Ellen.
45:33Oh my God, I didn't know he was this famous.
45:36I've heard that the men are not really allowed
45:38to be themselves and they're also hairless and chiselled,
45:41which I am not.
45:42Success wasn't what I expected.
45:45He did a TEDx talk.
45:47Wow, what?
45:49It's better.
45:51These are like big achievements.
45:53Massive achievements.
45:54From non-verbal to doing a TED talk.
45:57Incredible.
45:58But it gave me the confidence and the self-belief
46:00that I could follow my dreams from childhood
46:03which is acting and performing.
46:05You go, Mikey!
46:06I'm a film and television director and writer
46:09and like everybody else, Michael really made an impact with me
46:15and I thought, can he be in a scripted series?
46:18He did a series, what's it, Austin?
46:20Love that show.
46:21He's the main character.
46:22What's your name?
46:23Austin Hogan.
46:24Oh my God!
46:25This guy's dreams are coming true.
46:27Oh my God, I love this so much for him.
46:29It's about his journey of self-discovery
46:32and self-realisation.
46:33I'm pretty sure that I'm your son.
46:37He's talented.
46:38I've spent a lot of time around people with autism over the years.
46:41What he is doing now is massive.
46:43I actually enjoyed being in front of the camera.
46:45It definitely felt like home.
46:47Oh my God, he's loving life.
46:49I love that Love on the Spectrum has actually given him a platform
46:52to actually follow his dreams.
46:54There's still a couple of things missing in life.
46:59A house and a woman to settle down with.
47:02Oh, he's still looking for love.
47:04Is that so much?
47:06He'd be hot property right now.
47:07Michael's DMs would be a wild place, wouldn't they?
47:10Whatever woman finds him will be lucky, hey.
47:13Since you consider yourself a protective sister,
47:16what are your thoughts on the idea of me
47:19actually dating someone at the moment?
47:21Ooh!
47:22In fact, we've actually kissed several times.
47:25Whoa!
47:26Oh, Michael, I love you.
47:31Oh, that was beautiful.
47:32It's so nice.
47:33Done well, Michael.
47:34I didn't know he'd done all that kind of stuff, though.
47:36So many people never get to live their dream,
47:38and he's proof you can.
47:40That's cool.
47:41Heart warmed.
47:42Heart warmed, my friend.
47:44I will sleep well tonight.