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00:00Oh, he's here.
00:04Good morning.
00:06Congratulations on winning All That's Manzai.
00:10I'm sorry about February.
00:12Not at all.
00:14It's late, isn't it?
00:15It's so late that Yoshimoto's weight is on the line.
00:17It's been a long time.
00:19Last year's All That's Manzai.
00:21Karashi Renko, who won the Higami championship with the Seitoha Manzai.
00:27Manzai!
00:29Manzai!
00:33From April, the two of them went to Tokyo.
00:36When we met in the dressing room,
00:38At the same time,
00:39I heard a voice saying,
00:40Let's go to Tokyo.
00:42That's amazing.
00:43There's no one else.
00:44I don't think there's anyone else.
00:46There's no one else.
00:47I knew it.
00:48I knew it.
00:49I knew it.
00:50I knew it.
00:51I knew it.
00:53To aim for further activities in the future,
00:56Osaka's last manzai training.
00:59In front of the manzai legend.
01:01I'm going to perform manzai.
01:03In front of the audience.
01:05That's right.
01:06In front of the three masters,
01:08Taiman Manzai.
01:10Before leaving Tokyo,
01:12Overcome the last wall left.
01:15Karashi Renko's last training in Osaka.
01:19Manzai!
01:22I don't know if you've seen it.
01:24I hate it when comedians are watched by comedians.
01:26It's really cool.
01:27And it's a man-to-man.
01:28Oh, my God.
01:29Why?
01:30I thought I'd see it in the theater.
01:32In front of me.
01:33I hate it.
01:35Then, the first manzai master.
01:38Where are you going?
01:39It's Awajishima, isn't it?
01:41I've moved a lot.
01:44It took a long time.
01:46Is the comedian living here?
01:47I don't know.
01:48Is the comedian living here?
01:49Awajishima.
01:50Awajishima, isn't it?
01:51It's a huge sea.
01:52The first manzai master.
01:59I see.
02:00He's living here, isn't he?
02:02Was he your ex-girlfriend?
02:03He said he lived in Kumamoto.
02:06What?
02:07Didn't he say that?
02:08Is it okay to say that?
02:10What should I do if I'm wrong?
02:11How much have you told him?
02:13Only Karashi Renko.
02:17Only?
02:19It's time for them to show their manzai.
02:24Who are they?
02:26I'm nervous.
02:29Is it here?
02:31It's amazing.
02:34Let's go.
02:39Good morning.
02:40Good morning.
02:41Mr. Kuroda.
02:43What should I do?
02:44Mr. Kuroda.
02:45Good morning.
02:46You're late today.
02:47I'm sorry.
02:48We're going to Tokyo this time.
02:53Why?
02:54We're going to say hello.
02:55Are you going to Tokyo in a horror state?
02:57Please don't do that.
02:59Don't you think Tokyo is good?
03:00It's good.
03:01When you go to a wide show, you'll be nervous.
03:06The first manzai master is Kuroda, who has been a judge at a show race.
03:13What is the relationship with Karashi Renko?
03:16I've met him and talked to him.
03:19I've never met him in person.
03:21I want you to go to his house and get angry at him.
03:26I want you to choose a good story at the scene.
03:31Kuroda will definitely choose a good story from the Karashi Renko story.
03:38He is looking for a hint from his house.
03:41Please wait for me.
03:42It's been a while.
03:48I'm impatient.
03:50I'm sure you're impatient.
03:53Let me get back to the office.
03:54He's already back.
04:05What's going on with them?
04:08Lilly, you look happy.
04:10You look happy.
04:13That's Kuroda-san.
04:15Do you want persimmons?
04:16Persimmons?
04:19What do you mean?
04:20Persimmons.
04:21Persimmons? Why?
04:22Wow, that's great. Persimmons.
04:24I got persimmons from Kuroda-san.
04:27What?
04:28It's a token of love.
04:29It's a token of love.
04:30You got persimmons?
04:32Yes.
04:33Excuse me.
04:34Excuse me.
04:35That's cool.
04:36There's an elevator.
04:37There's an elevator.
04:38There's an elevator?
04:39Yes, there is.
04:40That's cool.
04:41I was riding the elevator for about two months.
04:44When the electricity came, I was surprised.
04:47Really?
04:48It's over 30,000 yen.
04:50Elevators are amazing.
04:52I've never been there.
04:54I've never been there.
04:55I've never been there.
04:56I've never been there.
04:57I see.
04:58I see.
04:59Wow.
05:00It's really nice.
05:01It's really nice.
05:02Even the terrace.
05:04It's really nice.
05:05It's a party.
05:06It's a party.
05:07It's a party.
05:08It's a party.
05:09It's a party.
05:10It's really nice.
05:11My wife made this.
05:13I see.
05:14It's really nice.
05:15It's really nice.
05:16The view is really nice.
05:17It's a really nice garden.
05:19Do you draw?
05:21I'm a painter.
05:22I see.
05:23I don't know anything.
05:24I see.
05:25I don't know anything.
05:26I don't know anything.
05:27I don't know anything.
05:28I don't know anything.
05:29I heard that you have a girlfriend in Kumamoto.
05:34What are you talking about?
05:36No, no.
05:37No, no.
05:38No, no, no.
05:39No, no, no.
05:40No, no.
05:41No, no.
05:42That's not true.
05:43I have a girlfriend in Kumamoto.
05:45I heard that you have a girlfriend in Kumamoto.
05:50I was going to ask her.
05:52But I didn't know because I was not interested in her.
05:54I didn't know.
05:55I didn't know.
05:56I didn't know.
05:57I see.
05:58I see.
05:59I see.
06:00He touches what he sees.
06:02But he can't find the clue.
06:05You're a dog.
06:06What should I do?
06:07I don't know what to do.
06:11What should I do?
06:12I thought it was a mop.
06:13Cleaning.
06:14Cleaning.
06:15Cleaning. Or house.
06:16House.
06:17I bought a house.
06:18Guitar.
06:19I don't play guitar.
06:21I don't have a guitar.
06:22We're going to do 6 out of 12 minutes.
06:24This is a lot.
06:25We can do it.
06:27It's a lot.
06:31A small talk.
06:32What's a small talk?
06:34Ocean view.
06:36Don't you fish from there?
06:38You can catch it there.
06:39It's a sea bream.
06:42You can catch it from the hole.
06:43It's like this.
06:45I've caught it before.
06:46It's big.
06:47Is it?
06:48Really?
06:49What have you caught?
06:50Drill.
06:51Is it big?
06:52It's big!
06:53It's big!
06:55You're a fisherman.
06:57You're a fisherman.
07:00It's delicious.
07:01It's delicious.
07:02It's really good.
07:03It's a brand called iWooStar.
07:07It's hot.
07:10It's really good.
07:11You can eat it raw.
07:12It's delicious.
07:13It's delicious because they bring it to me.
07:16It's delicious.
07:17I'm happy.
07:18I've never talked to him before.
07:21He's starting to melt.
07:23He's kind.
07:25He was very kind.
07:26I think we can do it.
07:28I don't know what's going to sell in Tokyo.
07:31It's better not to say that we're going to Tokyo.
07:33What do you mean?
07:35I'm from Kansai.
07:37If I say I'm going to Osaka, people will think I'm going to Tokyo.
07:40If I say I'm going to Osaka, people will think I'm going to Osaka.
07:43If I say I'm going to Osaka, people will think I'm going to Osaka.
07:45There's a possibility that people will hate me.
07:47I'm the only one in the Tokyo office and the Osaka office.
07:50I don't know the world.
07:52I'm not good at talking, so it's hard for me to say it.
07:54You're stupid.
07:55He's angry.
07:57He's angry.
07:58He's angry.
07:59He's angry.
08:00He's in a pretty awkward situation.
08:02He's going to cut out the main story.
08:05Actually, there's a reason why I'm here.
08:09You're telling me now?
08:10Yes.
08:11You're telling me why you're here now?
08:12Yes.
08:13Actually, I'd like you to watch the manzai.
08:17To whom?
08:18To Mr. Kuroda.
08:19Where?
08:20Here.
08:21It's hell.
08:23If you don't like it, you don't like it.
08:25It's hell.
08:27What are you going to do?
08:29I really want your advice.
08:32What kind of reaction will Kuroda's manzai show in Osaka?
08:38What kind of reaction will Kuroda's manzai show in Osaka?
08:45Hello.
08:46I'm Kuroda.
08:48Nice to meet you.
08:50Nice to meet you, too.
08:51I'm going to start a new hobby.
08:54A hobby?
08:55Yes.
08:56What do you want to do?
08:58I have a lot of hobbies.
09:00You said fishing.
09:02I didn't say that.
09:04You said it yourself.
09:05I want to try fishing.
09:06Fishing?
09:07Yes.
09:08But I don't know how to start.
09:10That's true.
09:11It's easy.
09:12You can ask a good person to teach you how to fish.
09:18I see.
09:19Then you can learn how to communicate and improve your fishing skills.
09:23I want to try it.
09:24Do you want to try it?
09:25I want to ask a good person to teach me how to fish.
09:26I want to ask a good person to teach me how to fish.
09:39I'm scared.
09:41I've never seen this before.
09:42Me, too.
09:45He said fish.
09:46Don't let me see it.
09:48I'm a professional fisherman.
09:51It's funny.
09:52I don't have to listen to him.
09:53He's smiling.
09:55He's smiling.
09:56He's a very dangerous person.
09:57It's hard.
09:59It's hard.
10:00It's hard.
10:01It's noisy.
10:02Excuse me.
10:03Can you open the lid of the bait?
10:05You can't do it.
10:06I can't do it.
10:07You can't do it, can you?
10:09Yes.
10:10It's hard.
10:13Don't react to my proposal.
10:15Don't do that.
10:16That's good.
10:17I think I proposed to a huge woman on the beach.
10:19How do you use this?
10:20What?
10:21How do you use this?
10:22All you have to do is feed the fish.
10:24Don't do that.
10:25Don't throw everything away.
10:26It's more useless than illegal fishing.
10:28What kind of fish do you catch?
10:30I caught a fish with my right foot.
10:31You're having fun every day, aren't you?
10:34Don't make a fuss.
10:35I'm doing it.
10:36I'll give it to you.
10:37What kind of situation is this?
10:39I'm sure you'll catch it.
10:40Don't ignore me.
10:42I'm sure you'll catch it.
10:45Where did you put it?
10:46Someone put it in your pocket like a gravel line.
10:49It's small.
10:50It's small.
10:51Give it back to me.
10:52I've heard of it.
10:53Have you ever caught a small fish?
10:55Catch the dream.
10:56That's cool.
10:57Catch and release.
10:58Why don't you catch a dream?
11:00You don't need that.
11:01I'll give you a small fish.
11:03But if I catch a bigger fish than I am, will I be released?
11:06What are you talking about?
11:07That's what I'm talking about.
11:08That's not possible.
11:09If you don't do that, the ecosystem will collapse.
11:10It's strange if you don't do that.
11:12That's right.
11:13If I catch a big fish, I'll be released.
11:16Don't ignore me.
11:18What kind of fish have you ever caught?
11:20Me?
11:21I've caught a yellowtail about this size.
11:23That's amazing.
11:24What about you?
11:25I've caught a yellowtail about this size.
11:26Is it big?
11:27Yes.
11:28What did you catch?
11:29I've caught a sardine.
11:30You're a monster.
11:31Did you catch a sardine of this size?
11:33This size.
11:34Is it this size?
11:35You don't need this.
11:37I made a mistake.
11:38What did you make a mistake?
11:39I made a mistake.
11:40What did you make a mistake?
11:41You just fell without a forearm.
11:42It hurts.
11:43Do you want me to show you?
11:44It hurts.
11:45You have my fishing rod.
11:46What are you doing?
11:47You used my fishing rod.
11:48It's smaller than me.
11:49What?
11:51Don't let go of my fishing rod.
11:53I fell into the sea twice in a short time.
11:55I'm tired.
11:56Can you take me home?
11:58I'll take you home.
11:59Thank you very much.
12:00Thank you very much.
12:01Thank you very much.
12:02Thank you very much.
12:03Thank you very much.
12:05He is a man.
12:06He is a man.
12:07It was fun.
12:08Thank you very much.
12:09I'm glad.
12:10I'm glad.
12:11If I were you, I would have done the opposite.
12:14What do you mean?
12:15You said you wanted to fish.
12:18You said you wanted to fish.
12:21I see.
12:23It's like you're telling a lie.
12:27I see.
12:28I see.
12:29I think your feelings have been shaken.
12:33You are a man.
12:35You are a man.
12:36When I say I hurt you, you are gentle.
12:38I feel like I'm being hurt.
12:40I see.
12:41I think you should be more angry.
12:42I see.
12:43I think you should be more angry.
12:44I got you.
12:45I see.
12:46I think it's totally fine to get more angry.
12:48Thank you so much for this.
12:51It was great.
12:53It was fun as a normal meta.
12:55The quality of the material is amazing.
12:57I happened to have the perfect one.
12:59It's amazing.
13:00What was your advice for the situation?
13:02The staff in the outside world seems to be great, so be careful there.
13:07It's not a song production.
13:10It's really raw.
13:13I'm glad to hear that.
13:16There are two more people.
13:18The second manzai training is VTR.
13:22It's a manzai.
13:23It's lame.
13:24Is it okay?
13:25I don't know.
13:26I'm the judge of the second episode.
13:29Are you the judge?
13:31From Kuroda-san?
13:33You jumped too far.
13:34You jumped too far from Kuroda-san.
13:38It may not be good.
13:40No, no, no.
13:41Osaka-san.
13:42No, no, no.
13:43Osaka-san.
13:44This is Osaka-san's last greeting.
13:47The second manzai master is Tetsuo Waraimeshi.
13:53He has advanced to the finals of the M-1 Grand Prix for 9 consecutive years.
13:57He won the championship in 2010.
14:00He is now the judge of the Mr. M-1 Grand Prix.
14:07He is a famous entertainer.
14:10His name is Tetsuo Waraimeshi.
14:12The location is Shin-Koji in Tennoji.
14:16Have you ever learned anything about entertainment?
14:21The most important thing is that I'm not afraid of slipping.
14:26Is that so?
14:27One person is for everyone.
14:29Everyone is for one person.
14:31He taught me a lot.
14:34If I slip alone, it will be painful.
14:38I'm not slipping alone.
14:40I'm slipping with everyone.
14:43It's the ultimate.
14:46I'm going to ask him about manzai from now on.
14:51The location is a little...
14:53It's amazing.
14:55It's amazing.
14:58Let's talk about the M-1 Grand Prix.
15:04Yuta said,
15:06It's amazing for 9 years in a row.
15:09That's not enough.
15:12That's not enough?
15:14It's really amazing.
15:16I have to go.
15:18Say more.
15:19I'll tell you what that means.
15:21You've been in the M-1 Grand Prix for 9 years in a row.
15:25But you haven't won more than 6th place.
15:28That's right.
15:30You've only won 5th place.
15:32That's amazing.
15:34You're a monster.
15:36You've won three times in a row.
15:40That's amazing.
15:42You've been in the M-1 Grand Prix for a long time.
15:44Didn't you get used to it?
15:46When I was in the final,
15:51I thought about something else.
15:55I was late for my partner.
15:59I don't know where I'm talking right now.
16:04That's scary.
16:06It's a scary story.
16:08So I skipped one move to my partner.
16:12That's too bad.
16:15That was in 2006.
16:17I've been in the M-1 Grand Prix for a year in a row.
16:20I didn't think it would be that bad.
16:23I was surprised.
16:28He overcame his difficulties and won the championship.
16:31He is now a judge.
16:34To find out how to win the M-1 Grand Prix,
16:36he goes to the back of the judges.
16:40Did you have a standard?
16:43I made it 4.
16:45I thought I'd make it 6.
16:47I see.
16:49I thought I'd make it a little bigger.
16:52I thought that would make a difference.
16:54I see.
16:56After the judging,
16:58I was surprised to see that the judges were messy.
17:02I usually research and teach about Buddhism.
17:07I don't care what the judges write.
17:10Buddhism is amazing.
17:13I don't care what the judges write.
17:17I just need to remember this.
17:20I've never seen that kind of script.
17:23It's like a Chinese program.
17:26He asks for advice on how to go to Tokyo.
17:31Then, Tetsuo makes a mistake in Tokyo.
17:38Most of the MCs in Kansai say,
17:41Don't do that.
17:43Don't do that.
17:46When I was young in Tokyo,
17:49I experienced this.
17:51Not all the MCs would say that.
17:58I lived in Hinadani.
18:00I was sitting in Hinadani.
18:02A volleyball came from the other side.
18:06The ball had the name of the entertainer on it.
18:09When I caught the ball,
18:11the person who caught the ball
18:14and the person who received the ball
18:16had a live banzai.
18:18That's amazing.
18:20Everyone was excited.
18:22I was walking around Hinadani.
18:27I was walking around.
18:29I hit the ball.
18:31That's funny.
18:34In Kansai,
18:36people would say,
18:38Don't do that.
18:40But in Tokyo,
18:42people would say,
18:44Don't do that.
18:48If you want to do that kind of thing,
18:50you need to get to know the MCs.
18:54It's like a manual.
18:58It's necessary.
19:00If you don't know what it is,
19:02it's hard to understand.
19:05After learning how to behave in Tokyo,
19:08we will tell you the real purpose of this project.
19:12Have you finished the confirmation report?
19:14What are you talking about?
19:16Have you finished the confirmation report?
19:18Yes, I have.
19:19Actually,
19:21as a host of this program,
19:23I'm going to do manzai.
19:25You're not good at it.
19:27What do you mean?
19:29The cushion is hard.
19:31I think you should put a cushion in it.
19:33It's hard.
19:35Before going to Tokyo,
19:37I'd like to get some advice from you about our manzai.
19:45So you came to the best place.
19:48The best place.
19:50I'd like you to do it.
19:52I'd like you to do it.
19:54We live in a temple.
19:57Manzai performed by Tetsuo.
20:02What is the content?
20:05There was a perfect manzai.
20:07It was a miracle.
20:09Tetsuo will perform the perfect manzai for this stage.
20:16Hello, we are KANASHI RENKON.
20:18Nice to meet you.
20:20I'm curious.
20:22I saw it on the radio.
20:25How can I watch it?
20:27I can only listen to it.
20:29Did you watch it on TV?
20:31I watched it on TV.
20:33It's like a temple training experience.
20:35Ordinary people can also participate.
20:37I think you should go.
20:39I'm so confused.
20:41I don't know what you're doing.
20:43I think you should go.
20:45I'm going to do OSHO.
20:47Come to Shiga City.
20:49Can I go?
20:52It's amazing.
20:55What kind of rush is this?
20:57It's too loud.
20:59It's amazing.
21:00It's me.
21:01It's the opposite.
21:03It's George and me.
21:05A hotel horse will come.
21:07What?
21:08I'm looking forward to it.
21:10This temple has a long history in Kyoto.
21:13I will train to calm my mind so that I don't hit people or get angry.
21:20We do OSHO every day.
21:22Please take off your shoes.
21:26Don't point your finger at me.
21:28Are you training?
21:31This is not a temple.
21:33It's dangerous.
21:37I thought I saw bread at a close distance.
21:40I do OSHO every day.
21:42I will introduce you to the inside.
21:45This is the courtyard.
21:47This is the toilet.
21:49This is the dining room.
21:51I'm curious.
21:53What are your feet?
21:55This is the dialect of Kyoto.
21:57Don't say that.
21:59Who says that?
22:01Is it Tyrannosaurus?
22:03Please read the book.
22:05I've never read a book like this.
22:09I'm too relaxed.
22:11Are you off today?
22:16Don't say that.
22:18Are you a Buddhist?
22:20You don't say thank you.
22:22You always say thank you.
22:24Please sit down.
22:26This is a short story.
22:28You may get angry.
22:30I have a lung problem.
22:32Where is it?
22:34I'm sorry.
22:36I'm sorry.
22:38This world is reincarnated.
22:40There are many souls.
22:42Please don't kill me like that.
22:45I may have been the soul of an important person.
22:49Please don't kill me like that.
22:51Please don't kill me.
22:53Please take care of your life.
22:55I'm sorry.
22:57Let's have lunch.
22:59This is a bowl of salmon roe rice bowl.
23:01You are full of life.
23:03Is this food to eat?
23:05You are full of life.
23:07Who eats salmon roe like grapes?
23:09Don't throw away the skin of the salmon roe.
23:11That's a whole salmon roe.
23:13This is like a commercial dish.
23:15This is like meat and soybeans.
23:17That's the opposite.
23:19Why do you make a whole salmon roe?
23:21Don't you have a proper training?
23:23I have.
23:25Please come in.
23:27I can't get in here.
23:29It's pitch black.
23:31I'm in the mirror.
23:33I'm in the mirror.
23:35I'm in the mirror.
23:37I can't believe it.
23:39I can't believe it.
23:41What's wrong with you?
23:43What's wrong with you?
23:45I'm going to have a party with 100 women.
23:47You don't have a training.
23:49Thank you very much.
23:53That was fun.
23:55How was it?
23:57That was the most interesting.
23:59The best was the salmon roe.
24:01The best was the salmon roe.
24:03That was the most interesting.
24:05That was the most interesting.
24:07It was a good match.
24:09It was good.
24:11Gohonzon was beautiful.
24:13It was a good match.
24:15It was a good match.
24:17I could see how the sky was disturbed.
24:19I could see how the sky was disturbed.
24:21You also have a good pace.
24:25You were like,
24:27You were like,
24:29you were going to the next round.
24:31You were like,
24:33you were going to the next round.
24:35You were like,
24:37I see. It's like a shop.
24:39Yes, yes.
24:40Both of you are really good at picking up girls.
24:43I'm so happy to hear that.
24:44Once again, it's really interesting.
24:46I'm so happy to hear that.
24:47I'm so happy to hear that.
24:48I'm so happy to hear that.
24:49And in a good way, we can put in a man's favorite joke.
24:52Yes.
24:53That's amazing.
24:54Why do we have to be the judge?
24:56That's right.
24:57I thought about it.
24:58Tetsuo-san, you don't want us to look at you, right?
25:00That's right.
25:01I really don't want that.
25:02You'll be laughed at.
25:03You'll look like a weird triangle.
25:05I don't want that.
25:06Now, let's move on to the last manzai training.
25:10VTR manzai.
25:12Hey.
25:13Hey.
25:14Hey.
25:15Now, let's move on to the last manzai training in Osaka.
25:18Yes.
25:19The manzai legend is waiting for you here.
25:21This is an amazing place.
25:22He's a manzai legend.
25:24Ishiba-san?
25:25Ishiba-san.
25:26Ishiba-san.
25:27He's waiting for you in that room.
25:30It's a room where great people do erotic things.
25:32It's really nice.
25:34It's a nice place.
25:37No.
25:38What?
25:39No.
25:40No.
25:41Let's go home.
25:44He's a manzai legend.
25:45He's a manzai legend.
25:53It's a nice place.
25:57No.
25:58What?
25:59No.
26:00No.
26:01Ishiba-san.
26:02Ishiba-san.
26:03Let's go home.
26:04Why?
26:05He's a manzai legend.
26:08Let's go home.
26:09He's a manzai legend.
26:10I think there's a manzai legend behind him.
26:12It's like a martial arts competition.
26:16Hello.
26:17Hello.
26:18Hello.
26:19Hello.
26:20Hello.
26:21Hello.
26:23The third manzai legend is Yoshida Takashi, who won the M-1 Grand Prix in 2005.
26:31After winning the M-1 Grand Prix, he played in the second round of the Variety Championship.
26:37Five years ago, he moved to Osaka.
26:40He's a manzai legend who knows both the bitter and the sweet of Tokyo and Osaka.
26:47Hello.
26:48Hello.
26:49Actually, I'm going to Tokyo from April.
26:51You're going to Tokyo?
26:52Yes, I'm going to Tokyo.
26:53Why are you going to Tokyo?
26:54It's been 12 years since I've been in Tokyo.
26:58I want to have a match.
27:02What makes you want to go to Tokyo?
27:05He's a master.
27:06What makes you want to go to Tokyo?
27:11When I was in Osaka, there were many comedians competing with me.
27:19When I was in Tokyo, there were many actresses.
27:27They were in the first row of Hinadan.
27:29They were so strong.
27:32I was so scared of Hinadan.
27:34I was like, even if it's Sanma-san.
27:37The comedians I saw on TV were looking at me.
27:41I was like, I can't lose.
27:43On the night of the match, I looked at myself in the mirror and said,
27:51You did it.
27:53That's amazing.
27:54That's a special skill.
27:56I only have guts.
27:59You only have guts.
28:01If I were an emcee in Tokyo, I wouldn't need to say anything.
28:08If you were an emcee, wouldn't you have to wait?
28:11I think it's better to say it first.
28:15What I've been watching out for is that the people in the middle want to leave their mark.
28:25I think it's funny to be impatient.
28:31We have that, too.
28:33Kosugi is here.
28:35There's another one there.
28:38For example, in the order of laughter.
28:41Hold hands.
28:44Kiss.
28:47Touch boobs.
28:49You're overdoing it.
28:50There's a pattern like that.
28:53But Kosugi is a little impatient.
28:58Hold hands.
29:00Touch boobs.
29:03You're too fast.
29:05That's when it happens.
29:07What I was trying to do at that time was to say,
29:10Even if you don't do it anymore, I'll make it worse.
29:13I see.
29:16That's amazing.
29:18It's a very serious job.
29:21Then, even if you don't do it anymore, the people at the scene and other entertainers will say,
29:29I was conscious of saying,
29:34Even if I slip, I'm going to be cut, so I'm going to move forward.
29:43Is that important?
29:45It's very important.
29:47But if I move forward, I'll slip a lot, right?
29:51Then it's a minus at the scene, right?
29:54I'm not good at it.
29:56I see.
29:58I'm calm.
29:59I just want to have fun.
30:01No, no.
30:03I can understand that.
30:05I can't understand it.
30:07I see.
30:09I see.
30:10I see.
30:11I see.
30:13I'm sorry.
30:14I'm sorry.
30:15I heard you.
30:19I'm sorry.
30:20I'm sorry.
30:21I'm sorry.
30:23What was it?
30:24It's a manzai.
30:25I see.
30:26What kind of story do you want to tell?
30:28I see.
30:30I just want to have fun.
30:33I don't want to.
30:34It's a precious story.
30:36I want you to watch a strong story and give me advice.
30:42I want to.
30:43I want to say what I want to say.
30:46The main story is a manzai in Taiwan.
30:50Can he cut it out?
30:52I see.
30:54You live in Tokyo, right?
30:55Yes.
30:57I couldn't help it because I wanted to say it.
30:59Anyway, even if it's a little shopping, you have to go round and round in a three-dimensional parking lot.
31:04I see.
31:05You have to go round and round.
31:07I'll give you advice on how to live.
31:09Is it okay to do it online?
31:11I'm fine with that.
31:13I see.
31:15Actually...
31:17I didn't expect you to say that.
31:21I was called by the director for a moment.
31:25The cushion was hard.
31:27It was hard.
31:29What did you say?
31:31Actually, I want you to watch a strong story and give me advice.
31:37Now?
31:38Yes.
31:39From now on.
31:40I refuse.
31:42I was told by everyone.
31:44I don't like it.
31:45I don't like either.
31:46I was told by everyone.
31:47I was told by everyone.
31:48I was told by the judges.
31:50I was told by the judges.
31:52I don't have many opportunities to be on TV.
31:56I feel strange.
31:58I'm sorry.
31:59I'm going to Tokyo.
32:00About three minutes.
32:01About three minutes.
32:02I'm sorry.
32:03I'm sorry.
32:04I'm sorry.
32:05I'm sorry.
32:23Hello.
32:25I'm Rengon Karashi.
32:27Nice to meet you.
32:31I want to be able to get out of trouble.
32:36Trouble?
32:37What do you mean?
32:38For example, I'm in a room with a girl.
32:41Then she comes back.
32:43Then I'm in trouble.
32:44It's like a meeting.
32:46I want to be able to deceive her at that time.
32:48It's impossible.
32:49It's over if you get caught.
32:51I want to be.
32:52You want to be.
32:53That's why you divorce.
32:54Stop it.
32:55It's impossible.
32:56I want to do it.
32:57Do you want to do it?
32:58I want to make her shine.
33:00I'm going on a business trip.
33:01I want to do it.
33:04It's a success.
33:06I'm tired.
33:07I'm back.
33:08What?
33:09A big person?
33:10What?
33:11What?
33:16Why am I in trouble?
33:18You're in trouble.
33:20I'm in trouble.
33:21You're in trouble.
33:22It's awkward.
33:23It's just the two of us.
33:24Who?
33:25My grandfather.
33:27You're bad.
33:28You have to match your gender.
33:30Do you have such a big grandfather?
33:32What do you have?
33:34This?
33:35I bought this to eat with you.
33:37I'm going to cool it in the refrigerator.
33:38I don't care.
33:39I don't care about this.
33:42I'm not sure if I should put it in the refrigerator.
33:44I'm watching you.
33:46Don't do this.
33:47It's disgraceful.
33:49It's the worst.
33:50I don't need this bracelet.
33:53I don't need this photo.
33:55I don't need this letter.
33:57I don't need this.
33:58I'll tell you later.
34:00I'll tell you later.
34:03It's the worst.
34:04Don't cry.
34:06Don't touch me.
34:09Hello.
34:10I'm KURASHIYAN.
34:11I'm leaking water.
34:12I'll kill you.
34:13Who is in trouble with water?
34:15Leave it to me.
34:16Are you coming?
34:17The old man who put a magnet in the refrigerator.
34:19Close the door.
34:21I don't need this screw.
34:23Do you want to make something with that knife?
34:25Do you want to drink?
34:26I won't cook from now on.
34:28I don't need this.
34:31What is this?
34:32It's a black tragedy.
34:33I'll kill you.
34:34I'm KURASHIYAN.
34:35What is this?
34:37I'm KURASHIYAN.
34:38Don't die.
34:39Why don't you become a murderer?
34:41I'm KURASHIYAN.
34:42Don't die.
34:43I'll kill you if you die.
34:44I don't understand.
34:45I'll kill you if you die.
34:46I'm KURASHIYAN.
34:47I don't need this.
34:48I don't need this.
34:50Shut up.
34:51I'm KURASHIYAN.
34:53Is this a dragon screw?
34:56What is this?
34:57I'll put it back.
34:58I'll put it back.
34:59Thank you very much.
35:03What does YOSHIDA say?
35:05He is very serious.
35:07That's right.
35:08I'm YOSHIDA.
35:10I'm serious.
35:13Is that true?
35:14I can't help it.
35:17I can't help it.
35:20The sky is so cloudy.
35:24The sky is so cloudy.
35:25The sky is so cloudy.
35:26I'm talking about the problem of water.
35:27I'm talking about the problem of water.
35:29That's orthodox.
35:31I see.
35:34I thought I was that kind of person.
35:39I feel uncomfortable.
35:43I'm a fool who everyone knows.
35:49I don't look like KURASHIYAN because everyone knows me.
35:54I don't look like KURASHIYAN because everyone knows me.
35:58I see.
36:00I don't want to be like KURASHIYAN.
36:03I see.
36:04Let's do it in TOKYO.
36:06I'm in charge of it.
36:07I think there are more people who want to see it in TOKYO.
36:13Is that true?
36:15I'm sorry.
36:17Mr. YOSHIDA.
36:19We were surprised.
36:21We were surprised.
36:22We were surprised.
36:23We were surprised.
36:24We were surprised.
36:25But I hate Sunny the most.
36:29I thought so.
36:30I'm afraid of it in TOKYO.
36:32I thought so.
36:33We performed a manzai with three people.
36:38Is there a wall you have to overcome?
36:41No.
36:42No.
36:43No.
36:44Are you practicing martial arts?
36:47What?
36:48Please come here.
36:51Please come here.
37:00Are you practicing martial arts?
37:03What?
37:04Please come here.
37:06Please come here.
37:10I'm sorry.
37:11I'm sorry.
37:12I'm sorry.
37:13I'm sorry.
37:14I'm sorry.
37:15I'm sorry.
37:16I'm sorry.
37:18I'm a little sick.
37:20I was forced to work.
37:24I'm sorry for the crow's nest.
37:26I'm sorry.
37:27I'm still on leave.
37:28Please cut this out.
37:32I didn't say it.
37:33I have to say it to the two of you.
37:35In your own mouth.
37:37What?
37:38What?
37:39Are you going to do that?
37:40What?
37:41Are you going to do that?
37:42Are you going to do that?
37:43Are you going to do that?
37:44It's too heavy!
37:45No, no, no.
37:46Say it yourself!
37:47Yes.
37:47Can I watch the manzai?
37:48Is it okay?
37:49You're going to watch the manzai?
37:51Yes.
37:51Yes, I am.
37:52You're going to watch it?
37:52Yes.
37:53I'm nervous.
37:54I don't really want to watch it.
37:57That's right.
37:58I'm nervous about the titans.
38:01And it's a big show.
38:02It's a big show.
38:03I haven't heard about it.
38:05Let's go.
38:07Wow!
38:07Isn't it great?
38:08Let's go.
38:09Iori, who has been working part-time at a snack shop run by the titans since the first year.
38:14The titans are a shocking presence in Osaka.
38:18It's super gori gori.
38:22The last martial arts training in Osaka.
38:26Let's watch the manzai!
38:29Hello!
38:30I'm Ren Kon Karashi.
38:31Nice to meet you.
38:33I often walk on the street.
38:36Let's all walk.
38:38Don't talk to me like you're the only one.
38:40When I walk on the street, I often run into people in the dining room.
38:43Well, well, well.
38:45I'll be careful.
38:47Don't laugh at me.
38:48I'll run into people.
38:49I don't really run into people.
38:51I get nervous when I run into people.
38:53It's scary.
38:54I've run into too many people in the dining room.
38:56I remember everything.
38:57You remember everything?
38:58You remember all the steps?
38:59It's okay.
39:00I'm going to ride a bike.
39:01You're going to ride a bike?
39:02I'm counting on you.
39:05Wait a minute.
39:07Stop the bike.
39:09Officer.
39:10The bike is floating.
39:12I think there's a transparent person on it.
39:15I'm floating.
39:17The bike is floating.
39:21I'm the police.
39:22Give me the notebook.
39:24I thought I could put it in.
39:27Do you have an ID card?
39:28ID card?
39:29Do you have a license?
39:30I don't have a license.
39:31You don't have a license?
39:32Yes.
39:33Let's go.
39:34Ren Kon, all of a sudden?
39:35Here.
39:37You want me to take it?
39:38Yes.
39:39For my duty?
39:40I'll be back in two weeks.
39:42I'm going to a training camp.
39:43Don't wait for me.
39:44Let's go to the health center.
39:45Okay.
39:46This is the health center.
39:48There's no point in comparing.
39:50There's only writing on it.
39:53I'm going to be out of money.
39:55The country's money.
39:56Please confirm your number.
40:00It's number one.
40:01I'm number one.
40:04Chaplin's bike is number one.
40:06The rear wheel is big and the rear wheel is small.
40:07That's the best bike.
40:08Show me your bag.
40:09My bag?
40:10This is it.
40:11Adidas.
40:12Are you my friend?
40:13Don't just look at the side.
40:14Look inside.
40:15It looks cool and very passionate.
40:17It's not mine.
40:20What's this?
40:21It's a headache medicine.
40:22Really?
40:24It's a really bad medicine.
40:25It's really a headache medicine.
40:26I'll check it.
40:27Please believe me.
40:28I'll check it.
40:29It's a light stick.
40:31It doesn't work.
40:33It doesn't heal.
40:35I'll check your urine.
40:37What are you saying?
40:38I'll check your urine.
40:39Be quiet.
40:40I'll check your pee.
40:41You're an adult.
40:42I'll check your pee.
40:43Don't say that in the city.
40:45I'll check your urine.
40:46I'll check your pee.
40:47Don't say it in a row.
40:48Be quiet.
40:49Okay, let's do it together.
40:50Don't be shy.
40:51It's okay if we do it together.
40:53You can't do it here.
40:54You're under arrest.
40:55What?
40:56You're under arrest.
40:57Me?
40:58Yes.
40:59Why?
41:00You're obstructing a public servant's pee.
41:01I'm obstructing a public servant's pee?
41:03You're under arrest.
41:05You're obstructing a public servant's pee.
41:06You're under arrest.
41:07Let go of me.
41:09You're under arrest.
41:11You can't do it.
41:12The sun is over there.
41:13It's 3.40 p.m.
41:14It's a time watch.
41:16Did you see the time watch?
41:17Yes.
41:18It's a time watch.
41:19Please cheer for me.
41:20You're under arrest.
41:22I feel better.
41:23Did you cheer for me?
41:24Yes.
41:26You're under arrest.
41:28Call the real one.
41:29Bang!
41:30Ouch.
41:33This guy is dangerous.
41:34It hit me in the head.
41:36It's like a shulker.
41:38Help me.
41:40I'm going home.
41:41This guy is dangerous.
41:44Are you hopping?
41:46Thank you very much.
41:48Thank you very much.
41:54Thank you very much.
41:56Thank you very much.
41:58It was fun.
42:00Every time it's the second half,
42:02I get excited and speak loudly.
42:06You should speak more clearly.
42:09Yes.
42:10I sometimes feel like that.
42:14Mr. Yoko, you're good.
42:16No, I'm not.
42:17No, you're not.
42:19To be honest, it was so much fun that we were frustrated.
42:21No, it was fun.
42:23That's great.
42:24I will continue to do it.
42:28I heard that you were going to have a farewell party.
42:31I'm sorry to hear that.
42:33I'm sorry.
42:35I thought I wouldn't be able to see you until the end.
42:37I'm glad to hear that.
42:38I'm glad to hear that.
42:39I'm glad to hear that.
42:40I'm sure you've heard a lot of advice from people in Tokyo.
42:45I'm a fan of you.
42:49I always greet you with a smile.
42:53It's easy to greet you.
42:55I can do it even if it's hard.
42:57I always greet you with a smile.
43:01I will do my best.
43:04That's great.