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00:00Hi, I'm Tsumi.
00:07Hi, I'm Batsu.
00:08We're from the TV show called Myoto Manzai.
00:11You came up with a funny idea today, right?
00:14Yes, I did.
00:15I'm going to show you my voice and face when I'm about to leave.
00:19I'm going to show you my voice and face when I'm about to leave.
00:24Hi, I'm Tsumi.
00:28Hi, I'm Batsu.
00:30We're Dostoevsky.
00:34I'm with Jennifer Lawrence.
00:39Oh, no!
00:40Ouch!
00:42I'm with Cameron Diaz.
00:58Hi, I'm Dostoevsky.
01:03Hi, I'm Batsu.
01:08Hi, I'm Batsu.
01:13Hi, I'm Batsu.
01:18Hi, I'm Batsu.
01:23I had a meaningless conviction that I would never accept this idea.
01:44However, there was a big difference between me and Rocky.
01:54Oh, you're awake.
01:57I'm so nervous.
02:02Me too.
02:03Don't be nervous.
02:06In order to prove that I'm not just a loafer,
02:10Rocky knows he's going to lose,
02:14but I'm going to prove that I'm not just a loafer.
02:25I'm going to sleep a little longer.
02:28Okay.
02:36I'm going to sleep.
03:07Love and consumption
03:10Even if I get rid of them, they rot away
03:13I can't do anything if I throw them away
03:20I can't give up on love
03:26Hurry up, Osomatsu
03:31Taro, stay home.
03:33Mom and Dad are going to work hard.
03:36I want to go see them.
03:38I'm sorry, Taro.
03:39But it's embarrassing to be seen by Mom and Dad.
03:42You didn't even go to see Taro's comedy, did you?
03:44Instead, you can keep looking at your iPad.
03:46Really?
03:47I'll do my best.
03:50See you later.
03:52See you.
03:53See you.
03:54Okay, let's go.
03:57What?
03:58Hurry up and move.
03:59Okay.
04:07It would have been nice to show Taro
04:09that we're doing comedy.
04:11What are you talking about?
04:12That's impossible.
04:14You've been watching Doblock,
04:16so you must know a lot about comedy.
04:18I've seen Doblock a few times.
04:20Really?
04:22Is that a compliment?
04:24No way.
04:26I don't think so.
04:28Doblock
04:57This is the name of the company and its representative.
04:59Please give me your contact information.
05:00Okay.
05:05Dos...
05:06Dosuto...
05:07I'm sorry.
05:08Dosuto F. Suki.
05:09Dosuto F. Suki.
05:10Dosuto F. Suki.
05:11Okay.
05:15Okay.
05:17Please come back here 30 minutes before the audition.
05:20Okay.
05:21I'll do it in order.
05:25Why are you in my way?
05:30Good morning.
05:31Good morning.
05:35Takakura and Kento are together.
05:37I don't like it.
05:38I'm leaving.
05:39Megu.
05:40Takakura...
05:41Takakura and Kento are together.
05:43I don't like it.
05:44I'm leaving.
05:45Megu.
05:47Hey!
05:48It's you.
05:50I'm sorry.
05:51Who was it?
05:52Danmitsu, right?
05:54Are you okay?
05:55You haven't vomited for a while.
05:57I'm a little nervous.
05:59I don't feel good.
06:00Get a grip.
06:01You're the one who said it.
06:07I'll go buy another one.
06:08Are you still going to drink?
06:09I'm nervous, too.
06:13It hurts.
06:14I'm leaving.
06:23Get a grip.
06:24You're the one who said it.
06:26Hey!
06:27What?
06:28Why are you doing this?
06:30I'm so frustrated.
06:32I'm so frustrated.
06:34I thought you were the best.
06:41Hurry up.
06:44Hurry up.
06:59Don't make that face.
07:03Get a grip.
07:05I'll wait for you.
07:11I can't help you.
07:13I'll do my best.
07:16Please be quiet.
07:21Thank you for coming today.
07:24We will start the audition today.
07:27Among you,
07:31I'd like to choose three groups, but the chosen ones will perform at the live show starting at 6 p.m.
07:40Some of them are professionals, so if you want to be a professional, I'd appreciate it.
07:45The teachers of the famous Kosei Sakka will judge you.
07:49That's fine, Yamada-kun.
07:50I was playing God Town.
07:53No, it's Gogoro.
07:55It's the same.
07:56It's the same.
07:57It's the same.
07:58Then, in the reception,
08:02Mr. Mijinko.
08:04Yes.
08:05Mr. Mijinko.
08:06Yes.
08:07Please.
08:11Do your best.
08:12Yes.
08:17Hello.
08:18Hello.
08:20Hello, I'm Mijinko.
08:21Nice to meet you.
08:23I really like the baseball class, so I'm going to the baseball class.
08:28How many seconds is 50 meters for you?
08:31How many seconds is 50 meters for me?
08:3315 seconds.
08:35Well, children...
08:36You're slow.
08:37Don't say it clearly.
08:38You're pitiful.
08:39How many seconds is Haribosu for you?
08:41How many seconds is a professional?
08:4314.9 seconds.
08:44It's not much different.
08:45I met a blond man as a stalker.
08:48What?
08:49That's right.
08:51You were a stalker?
08:52I didn't expect you to go to Tokyo.
08:54But...
08:55Let's do our best.
08:56Let's go.
08:58Come on, Yuhiko.
08:59Come on.
09:00I love this ball.
09:02Come on.
09:03Let's get together.
09:04Next,
09:06Mr. Hizakakun.
09:08Hizakakun, Hizakakun, Hizakakun.
09:10Hello, I'm Hizakakun.
09:17Thank you, Mr. Hizakakun.
09:19Please take off your shoes.
09:23Next,
09:26Mr. Dostoevsky.
09:29Yes, yes.
09:30Mr. Dostoevsky.
09:31Yes, I'm Dostoevsky.
09:33We were called.
09:45Read it carefully.
09:46You'll get the result, right?
09:49Hey!
09:53Let's start.
09:54Yes.
09:55Let's go.
09:57Wait a minute.
09:58What?
09:59Hold me tight.
10:00What are you talking about?
10:02I'm nervous, too.
10:04Let's do it.
10:06Hello, I'm Tsumi.
10:09Hello, I'm Batsu.
10:12Let's get together.
10:13Let's get together.
10:14I'm Dostoevsky.
10:18I'm Dostoevsky.
10:20You're still talking.
10:24What was it?
10:25What was it?
10:27Actually, we are
10:29sex-loss.
10:31We are loss.
10:33Yes, yes.
10:34Loss.
10:35Loss.
10:36What are you talking about?
10:39We are a couple.
10:41We decided to get together with a celebrity we like.
10:45Get together.
10:46Get together.
10:47It's too small.
10:48It's your line.
10:50For example, you like Danmitsu, right?
10:52So you want to get together with Danmitsu
10:54and show your face and voice to everyone.
10:57No.
10:58I don't want to.
10:59No, you don't.
11:01Then I'll go first.
11:03I love Kuo-san Sato.
11:05I got together with Kuo-san Sato.
11:07I don't want to.
11:08I'll go.
11:09I'll go.
11:12What are you doing?
11:13It's your turn.
11:16Dan...
11:17Dankichi...
11:18Dan...
11:19I got together with Danmitsu-san.
11:22Right?
11:23I got together with Hugh-sama.
11:26I don't want to.
11:27I'll go.
11:28It's Hugh-Hugh.
11:32It's your turn.
11:38I got together with Flatbeat-san.
11:41I don't want to.
11:42I'll go.
11:43It's your turn.
11:47I got together with Dicaprio-san.
11:49I don't want to.
11:50I'll go.
11:51Titanic.
11:54I got together with Ken Takakura.
11:56I don't want to.
11:57I'll go.
11:58You're so clumsy.
12:01I got together with Uno Shohei-chan.
12:03I don't want to.
12:04You're so cute.
12:13I don't want to.
12:44I got together with Hugh-sama.
12:57I got together with Hugh-sama.
12:59I don't want to.
13:01I'll go.
13:13Oh, thank you very much.
13:20Now, please leave.
13:23Yes, sir.
13:28Well then, next is...
13:33I was thinking of starting judo this year.
13:36Judo this year? That's unusual.
13:39I think the beginning is the most important.
13:42Of course, the beginning is the most important.
14:09What's wrong?
14:39What am I?
14:45What am I?
14:50Am I stupid?
14:56This...
14:59This is not my life.
15:01This is not my life.
15:05I don't have anything I want to do.
15:08I don't have a big goal.
15:10What is this?
15:18Why?
15:20I work for you.
15:24But what is this?
15:25Is this a punishment game?
15:26Is my life a punishment game?
15:29No, it's not.
15:33But...
15:37This happened because I didn't live properly.
15:43I don't think so.
15:47I know that.
15:50I've been pretending not to see it.
15:52In my life.
15:53I know that best.
15:59But...
16:01Why are you...
16:04What are you?
16:06Who are you?
16:08Do it properly!
16:11I told you I'd give you a result.
16:15What is this?
16:17Why is it like this?
16:19You should do more!
16:24I...
16:25I...
16:28I'm frustrated.
16:30I'm so frustrated.
16:33Because I thought you were the best.
16:40I'm such a loser.
16:51But I don't have the courage.
16:55My life is a mess.
17:00I'm such a loser.
17:06It's all your fault.
17:09I mean...
17:11It's all your fault.
17:13I'm such a loser.
17:15It's all my fault.
17:17It's all my fault that I didn't live properly.
17:22But you...
17:25Do it properly!
17:27Do it!
17:29Don't make me tell you to do it!
17:31I don't want to say it!
17:36I'm such a loser.
17:41It's all your fault.
17:47I'm such a loser.
17:54I'm such a...
18:24I'm such a loser.
18:28I'm such a loser.
18:31I'm such a loser.
18:33It's all your fault.
18:36It's all your fault that I didn't live properly.
18:39It's all your fault.
18:54I'm sorry.
19:01Welcome back. How was it?
19:04It was...
19:07not good.
19:10I see.
19:13Yeah.
19:14I thought it was funny.
19:19What's not good?
19:22I'm so upset.
19:26I'm so upset.
19:30But I'm most upset about Gota.
19:51I'm so upset.
20:21I'm so upset.
20:51I'm so upset.
21:12Taro, I'm home.
21:14Welcome back. How was it?
21:17It was fun.
21:19Did you get it?
21:21No, I didn't.
21:23That's why you should've sold the flag.
21:27You're right.
21:29I'm hungry.
21:31I'll make something.
21:33I'm tired. I'll go take a bath.
21:36Okay.
21:38Oh, right.
21:40If you didn't get it, it was Tomoroko's fan club.
21:50Tomoroko's Fan Club
22:04I've been thinking about writing a script.
22:11I'm going to write about Chika.
22:15Chika is the best, but she's also the worst.
22:22That's what I want to write about.
22:34I'll live my life the way I want.
22:36I'll dress up.
22:38It won't make a difference.
22:40I guess I'll just have to have sex.
22:44I don't care what happens to you.
22:46I love you.
22:47I don't love you.
22:49Are you okay?
22:50I'm not okay.
22:53You could've written something more interesting.
22:57That's where couples come in.
22:59I guess we'll have to wait until we're old.
23:04To be continued.
23:09This drama is a DVD.
23:12If you want to see more scenes, please visit the program's website.