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00:00A few hours later...
00:02Tonight...
00:03Where are you going, human?
00:04It was healthy. If you close your eyes in bad places...
00:06Close your eyes!
00:08He's thinking about how to be a pink fish tank that's overflowing with secrets.
00:13We've gotten too fat, and our hip joints have disappeared.
00:17Disappeared?
00:18How much do you weigh now?
00:19I'm 190kg.
00:20190kg?
00:22Don't say it like that!
00:23Don't say it like you did when Ochiai announced his annual report!
00:26Furthermore...
00:27Oh no!
00:29I don't care who it is!
00:30I'm sorry!
00:31I'm sorry!
00:32The white elderly's apology...
00:35To the blue doctor...
00:37Code Blue...
00:39It's a mensa.
00:40A blood donation?
00:41A blood donation?
00:44Episode 463
00:46The background...
00:47You're 190kg...
00:49The crane is 1000 years old...
00:51The pink fish tank's big plan...
00:553...
00:562...
00:57It was a tough time for Mr. Hasegawa!
01:00Yeah.
01:01He was dying!
01:02He wasn't dying!
01:04He was dying!
01:05He said,
01:06He said,
01:08He said,
01:10He said,
01:12And then he collapsed with a smile.
01:14And then he collapsed with a smile.
01:15He really did!
01:16He really did!
01:17Look at me!
01:18Look at me!
01:20Yes.
01:21After airing the show,
01:22After airing the show,
01:24The Nagauchi show was full of enthusiasm.
01:25The Nagauchi show was full of enthusiasm.
01:28A female manga?
01:38It was too light,
01:40It was too light,
01:42In the meantime...
01:44There's too much change!
01:46Who should call it?
01:48I'm sorry. I was just standing there.
01:50What?
01:52What's going on?
01:54What's going on?
01:56What's going on?
01:58At the end of the story,
02:00the studio was in a bad mood.
02:02The studio was in a bad mood.
02:04The studio was in a bad mood.
02:06I saw it.
02:08Did you see it?
02:10Yes, I did.
02:12What was it like as a doctor?
02:14It's called a mental reflex.
02:16I have a mental reflex,
02:18but I think I can give you a diagnosis.
02:20I think I can give you a diagnosis.
02:22You've never had it before, have you?
02:24You've never had it before, have you?
02:26No, I haven't.
02:28Do you have adrenaline rush?
02:30When you're about to pass out?
02:32When you have a mental reflex,
02:34the reflex of the abdominal muscles
02:36reflect and you may faint.
02:38Does it happen often?
02:40Does it happen often?
02:42Does it happen?
02:44You worry about it?
02:46Don't worry about it.
02:48Don't worry about it.
02:50Don't worry about it.
02:52You don't have to worry about it.
02:54Don't worry about it.
02:56If you say that, the audience
02:58will think,
03:00that's true.
03:02Don't you worry about laughter?
03:04You worry about laughter and health.
03:06You worry about laughter and health.
03:08You're the type to worry easily.
03:10But it's been on the internet,
03:12I got a lot of calls from different people than when I first started.
03:15I was like, it's okay, it's okay.
03:17It's not a big deal.
03:19You don't have any side effects?
03:21The biggest worry is that the blood vessels in my brain are clogged.
03:24That's what I'm most worried about.
03:26It's clogged, right?
03:28And I've been gaining weight a lot lately.
03:31Oh, I see.
03:33I used to be really fat.
03:35You have a wife, and you have a family.
03:37Well, you can cook with this.
03:41Vegetables and fish.
03:43You're going to climb the sky, aren't you?
03:45Husband and wife can push through the sky.
03:49That's what a husband is.
03:51Does that mean it's okay?
03:53You can't push through the sky.
03:55I said, oh, but what do you mean?
03:57I said, oh, but what do you mean?
03:59What does it mean?
04:01What does it mean?
04:03It's up in the sky.
04:05That's how amazing the position is.
04:08It's higher than the sky.
04:10You can't go beyond the sky.
04:12That's the bottom of the sky.
04:14It's the top of the sky.
04:16What are you talking about?
04:18It's hard.
04:20I've never seen a blond man who can't do this well.
04:24I've never seen a blond man who can't do this well.
04:26I've never seen a blond man who can't do this well.
04:28I've never seen a blond man who can't do this well.
04:30That's why you have to work hard.
04:32You're going to be a comedian, aren't you?
04:34I'll live long.
04:36I'll be a comedian.
04:38If I can, I want to do a good job of selling the participants.
04:40Can I say something to him?
04:42He is
04:49Am I fast?
04:51Am I fast?
04:53Am I fast?
04:55If you call Nagaru
04:57If you call Nagaru
04:59Did Nagaru come back 2 days later?
05:01Did Nagaru come back 2 days later?
05:03Am I fast?
05:06He's good.
05:07Takano, you should watch something too...
05:09Takano, what's up?
05:11No, Takano, you should watch something too.
05:13You shouldn't talk.
05:15Takano, what's up?
05:17Watch something.
05:19You should watch something.
05:22I'll tell you what to watch.
05:30The Disease of Cannabis!
05:34I'm so scared!
05:36Are you happy?
05:38I'm so scared!
05:40Are you happy?
05:41If it doesn't work, let's pay for Fuji TV.
05:43Why me?
05:44It's a slip-on.
05:45A slip-on?
05:47We're taking care of Fuji TV.
05:50If we make a slip-on, you guys won't be able to talk.
05:54You won't be able to talk.
05:57You can do it, you can do it.
05:58Do your best!
05:59Diagnose it yourself.
06:00Are you okay?
06:01I'm pretty worried.
06:03Are you okay?
06:05Are you okay?
06:06Are you stupid?
06:07You ate a lot, too.
06:08This is bad.
06:10What is it?
06:11This is a slip-on.
06:13A slip-on?
06:14A slip-on?
06:15Where's the original?
06:17Bring me my wallet!
06:19Bring me my wallet!
06:20Bring me my wallet!
06:21Bring me my wallet!
06:22Do you want to pay?
06:23I'll make a box for you.
06:25You can decide the price based on your income.
06:28By the way, how much did you donate to Fuji TV?
06:33If it's in Jinnai, I'll take 20,000 yen.
06:3520,000 yen?
06:37You'll take 20,000 yen?
06:38I'll take 2,000 yen.
06:402,000 yen?
06:412,000 yen.
06:43What about you, Horiken?
06:45I might have a lot of money.
06:48A slip-on?
06:49A slip-on?
06:50A slip-on?
06:51The viewers like what you do.
06:56Even though the audience is not laughing, I'm laughing.
06:59That's a slip-on.
07:03It's a slip-on.
07:06He went home.
07:08He's going home?
07:11You were good at going home, weren't you?
07:14I'm good at going home?
07:16You were good at going home, but you are not good at it anymore.
07:19You are doing good at going home every time you go home.
07:21Don't let your boss know I'm going home.
07:22You're not good, are you?
07:24I don't want to be seen by my boss.
07:26I look like a wife who's pregnant.
07:28I'm good at drawing.
07:30You were drawing it so beautifully.
07:32Are you going to lower Mr. Sanma's character?
07:34No, that's what Higashino told me.
07:37If I lower it, we have to lower it too.
07:40We have to lower it too?
07:42That's right.
07:43If I lower it, we have to lower it.
07:45That's right.
07:46If I lower it,
07:48If you raise it, will it go up?
07:50Mr. Sanma raised it.
07:51If I raise it, it will go up.
07:54That's right.
07:56That's why Higashino will definitely lower it.
07:58I have a family.
08:00Mr. Sanma will lower it.
08:01It's been 10 years since then.
08:03If Mr. Sanma lowers it, will Mr. Higashino lower it?
08:06It seems to go down.
08:08Of course, we will go down now.
08:10Of course.
08:11If the number of people around there goes down,
08:13Mr. Sanma will be this much.
08:15That's right.
08:17We're going to get rice.
08:20We're going to get rice.
08:22Let's eat octopus for the time being.
08:25We will eat it deliciously.
08:27We will eat it deliciously.
08:30Today's guests are these people.
08:33Please come in.
08:42Please sit down.
08:45Is the chair okay?
08:47What is it?
08:49The chair is okay.
08:51How many kilograms is it now?
08:52It's 1.90 kg now.
08:541.90 kg?
08:561.90 kg?
08:58Don't say it like when OCHIAI announced the annual report.
09:011.65 kg.
09:031.65 kg?
09:05I'm embarrassed.
09:07It's 1.90 kg.
09:09It's as heavy as RIKISHIN.
09:11If it's in RIKISHIN, it's in the top 5.
09:15It's as heavy as RIKISHIN.
09:171.90 kg is heavy.
09:19It's dangerous.
09:21Is your knee okay?
09:23My knees are healthy.
09:25Your knees move a lot.
09:28How can you move?
09:31You can't move with this body.
09:33I can do KOSAKU DANCE.
09:35You can do KOSAKU DANCE.
09:37You can do KOSAKU DANCE.
09:41You can't do this.
09:43You can't do this.
09:45You can't do this.
09:47It's 1.10 kg.
09:491.10 kg.
09:51Don't say it like when OCHIAI announced the annual report.
09:53Don't say it like when OCHIAI announced the annual report.
09:55You can exercise a lot.
09:58You can exercise a lot.
10:00There are claims.
10:02The first is a claim from SHIBA and TAKANO.
10:07Don't think you can do it forever.
10:11I see.
10:13Don't say it like money.
10:18What was that?
10:22SHIBA, what is this?
10:24Don't say it like money.
10:26Don't say it like money.
10:28Don't say it like money.
10:30That's why it's the most expensive.
10:32Where did you go?
10:34I went there three years ago.
10:36How did you go there?
10:38I went there because I was healthy.
10:40Don't say it like money.
10:42I don't know when I'll say goodbye to my parents.
10:46I don't know when I'll say goodbye to my fat partner.
10:50I don't think so.
10:52I'm in the hospital now.
10:54I'm in the hospital now.
10:56I'm too fat.
10:58My hip joints are worn out.
11:00My hip joints are worn out.
11:02Your hip joints are worn out?
11:04Your hip joints are worn out?
11:06You were treated at GOD HAND.
11:08You were treated at GOD HAND.
11:10I was treated at GOD HAND once.
11:14I had a surgery to cut my knees.
11:16I had a surgery to cut my knees.
11:18I can't do it anymore.
11:20So I put an artificial hip joint in my leg a week ago.
11:22So I put an artificial hip joint in my leg a week ago.
11:28I'm in the hospital now.
11:30I'm in the hospital now.
11:32I can't be surprised if I say I'm dead.
11:34It's not strange at all.
11:36The surgery was a success, right?
11:38The surgery was a success, but
11:40if he was that fat,
11:42it wouldn't be strange if he died.
11:44It wouldn't be strange if Sama-san
11:46turned around and died.
11:48At this moment?
11:50The doctor said,
11:52he's too fat.
11:54This is a picture of him
11:56when he was in the hospital.
11:58Isn't this from SM Club?
12:00It's not oxygen, is it?
12:02He's wearing a seat belt.
12:04The other day,
12:06when we were on the plane to Kagoshima,
12:08a mole was hit by an old man
12:10in the front seat.
12:12Because he was too loud?
12:14Because he was too loud?
12:16Because he was too loud?
12:18This is the real mole.
12:20This is the real mole.
12:22This is the real mole.
12:24He couldn't come to this recording today.
12:26He couldn't come to this recording today.
12:28So I got a letter from the mole
12:30from my audience.
12:32What's a letter from the mole?
12:36Oh my gosh,
12:38what's this album about?
12:40What a mole!
12:42Why is this?
12:44Why is this?
12:46Why does he need a copy?
12:48Why does he need the original?
12:50I want the original copy.
12:52I want to keep the original copy.
12:54I want to keep the original copy.
12:56I want to keep the original copy.
12:58I can't even eat good food.
13:00However, society, everyday life,
13:02goes on as usual.
13:04That's what happened.
13:06Mogura!
13:10Due to daily indecency,
13:12on the 37th,
13:14his body screamed.
13:16Suzuki Mogura.
13:18As a result,
13:20a man who had no choice
13:22but to go to the hospital.
13:24His junior instructor,
13:26Otsuruhiman,
13:28wrote a letter to him.
13:32It's been a long time.
13:34I'm Suzuki Mogura,
13:36from the Aerial Stairs.
13:38I've had indecency for many years,
13:40and I can't walk.
13:42I had a surgery to insert
13:44the artificial hip joint.
13:46However, my body didn't move at all.
13:48My whole body was paralyzed,
13:50and I couldn't do anything.
13:52I just looked out the window.
13:54It's been a long time.
13:56In this hell,
13:58I can't even smoke a cigarette.
14:00I can't even eat good food.
14:02However, society, everyday life,
14:04goes on as usual.
14:06He's dead.
14:08He's dead.
14:10He's dead.
14:12It's your fault.
14:14It's your fault.
14:16It's your fault.
14:18Mr. Himan,
14:20health is the most wonderful thing.
14:22It's irreplaceable.
14:24You can still make it now.
14:26Suzuki Mogura.
14:30He's dead.
14:32He's dead.
14:34What should he do?
14:36I don't think he'll change.
14:38It's hard for him.
14:40Once he goes to the hospital,
14:42he'll realize he's going to lose weight.
14:44Once he goes to the hospital,
14:46he'll realize he's going to lose weight.
14:48He'll try to gain weight again.
14:50Once he's fat,
14:52he'll try to go to the hospital again.
14:54If he doesn't lose weight,
14:56his artificial hip joint
14:58will get worse.
15:00It's a consumable.
15:02If he's too fat,
15:04he'll break
15:06if he sits like this.
15:08What?
15:10I don't think he can do it.
15:14There are still many obstacles
15:16to overcome
15:18to make the surgery successful.
15:22From now on,
15:24we'll talk about
15:26the health problem of Otsuru Himan.
15:30He's so big that he'll get a death penalty.
15:32What kind of death penalty?
15:34Even if he tries to take a taxi with him,
15:36he can't.
15:38It's not a big taxi.
15:42His car is in the shape of Himan.
15:48Himan is in the shape of a taxi.
15:52You know Himan is in the shape of a taxi, right?
15:56Himan is in the shape of a taxi.
15:58What about me?
16:00You're in the economy class, right?
16:02I'm in the economy class.
16:04I'm in the economy class.
16:06I'm in the economy class.
16:08I can't get on the car.
16:10It's like a massage chair.
16:12I can't get up.
16:14I can't get my butt in.
16:16I can only put my right butt in.
16:20It's like a tornado.
16:26Are you moving like a tornado?
16:28Yes, I'm moving like a tornado.
16:30When I got on the plane,
16:32I said,
16:34I got it.
16:36It's like a seat belt.
16:38It's like a seat belt.
16:44At first, I was embarrassed,
16:46so I asked him to add a seat belt.
16:48I asked him to add a seat belt.
16:50I asked him to add a seat belt.
16:54Don't you touch anything around here?
16:56Don't you touch anything around here?
16:58There's a button to recline.
17:00There's a button to recline.
17:02It's a bottle cap, right?
17:04It's a bottle cap, right?
17:06It's a bottle cap, right?
17:10You have to bend over to recline.
17:16It's wisdom.
17:18It's wisdom.
17:20Bend over to recline.
17:22Bend over to recline.
17:24It's like a grandpa's ass.
17:26It's like a grandpa's ass.
17:28I think it's hard to do a shoot.
17:32I've gained a lot of weight, and he's about 100kg.
17:36So, if we have a shoot and we have to compete with each other,
17:40and the loser has to do the punishment game,
17:42the punishment game is a long, high-power zip line.
17:46It's pretty hard to control your weight.
17:49What?
17:50So, if he loses and gets punished,
17:53and he can't control his weight,
17:55I don't know why, but I have to do it.
17:57You have to win.
17:58You have to win.
17:59There's a limit on blood pressure, too.
18:01That's true.
18:02Blood pressure.
18:03And you can't do the horseback riding.
18:05Horseback riding?
18:06Horseback riding.
18:07Tomoshige can't do horseback riding.
18:09Yeah, yeah.
18:10We have to go on a shoot with two people,
18:11and Tomoshige can't ride a horseback.
18:13Only a guy with legs can ride a horse.
18:16Who wants to see you ride a horse?
18:19Because I can't ride a horse.
18:21I want to see it.
18:23I want to see it.
18:26Stop it.
18:27He's a complainer.
18:28I said it once.
18:29Let's argue.
18:30I'm sorry, Sanma.
18:31Takano can't speak voluntarily.
18:33Stop it.
18:34He's a complainer.
18:35He didn't say a word.
18:36I said it!
18:37I didn't say it.
18:38I said it once!
18:39I said it once.
18:40I didn't say it.
18:41I said it.
18:42I did it with Oiver.
18:44I did it with Oiver.
18:45Next week.
18:46Next week?
18:47It's okay.
18:48He can't speak voluntarily.
18:49I said it.
18:50Voluntarily.
18:51Everyone was like,
18:53Why didn't you say it once?
18:55I said it once.
18:56Say it now!
18:57Say it!
18:58I'm sorry.
18:59I said it.
19:00I didn't say it.
19:01You didn't say it in Ibuki's editing.
19:04I didn't say it.
19:05You only said it once, so use it!
19:07I won't.
19:08You can't say it.
19:10You can't use it!
19:11Because?
19:12You only said it once.
19:13I said it!
19:14Speak.
19:15Speak.
19:16I didn't say it.
19:17I said it!
19:18I said it!
19:19With a yellow signal in his voice, the editing order was placed, and the night was over.
19:27A strong greeting came from the side of the monitor, which had changed a lot.
19:33Now, it's closed.
19:35The monitor has changed.
19:37From today, these two.
19:39I'm a serious muffin, Chiba Ken.
19:42Please.
19:46A man full of energy.
19:49I'm U-MO.
19:52I'm U-MA.
19:55U-MO is the same as Tenko Morio.
19:57U-MO?
19:59There are a lot of things in it.
20:01No, it's original.
20:05Hey, let's go.
20:07Hinayajin.
20:09Hinayajin, do your best.
20:11I'm here to put out all the fire.
20:13I'm a savior.
20:15Cool.
20:16Closed.
20:18Be careful.
20:21Be careful when you eat.
20:24Ankake ramen here is very delicious.
20:27Let's eat while it's hot.
20:31Did you burn your mouth with Ankake ramen?
20:34What are you doing?
20:39I told you to be careful.
20:41I told you to be careful.
20:43Ankake ramen is...
20:45Put the shampoo on top and cool it down.
20:48It's hot.
20:50I'm hot, too.
20:52What are you doing?
20:54What are you doing?
20:56There are a lot of things in it.
20:58There are a lot of things in it.
21:00I'm a savior.
21:02I'm a savior.
21:04I'm a savior.
21:06I'm a savior.
21:08I'm a savior.
21:09It's an end-of-the-year performance.
21:11It's an end-of-the-year performance.
21:13It's an original.
21:15What's after that?
21:17What are you doing?
21:22It's different.
21:24It's different.
21:26What are you doing?
21:28What are you doing?
21:30It's totally different.
21:33It's totally different.
21:35It's not over yet.
21:36It's not over yet.
21:38It's not over yet.
21:41What are you doing?
21:44It's a government.
21:46It's a government.
21:48What are you doing?
21:50He doesn't say what he's doing.
21:52He doesn't say what he's doing.
21:54Next.
21:56I'm energetic.
21:59I'm energetic.
22:01It's a healthy fisherman.
22:06You can do it!
22:07Ay!
22:08Ay!
22:09Ay!
22:10Ay!
22:11That's it!
22:12Ay!
22:13Ay!
22:14Ay!
22:15Ay!
22:16Ay!
22:17Massage my heart!
22:18This is humor!
22:19Yay!
22:20That's right!
22:21I didn't make any noise at all.
22:28I want Sugi-chan to make a noise.
22:33I'm sorry.
22:34I thought I'd be in a movie.
22:35You'd be like,
22:36I bet you were in that.
22:37I bet you were watching
22:38A New World of Massage.
22:39I bet you were.
22:40That's fine.
22:41I bet you were.
22:42I bet you were.
22:43Everyone's not watching that.
22:44It's been a decade.
22:45I bet you were.
22:46A decade ago?
22:47I bet you were.
22:48Can you do that?
22:49Starting next week.
22:50Starting next week.
22:51I bet you were.
22:52It's fine.
22:53I bet you were.
22:54Let's go with Pakuri Pakuri.
22:55Pakuri Pakuri.
22:56Pakuri Pakuri.
22:57That's fine.
22:58You'll be the Pakuri Pakuri of the convenience store.
22:59Pakuri Pakuri.
23:00Pakuri Pakuri.
23:01Why did you play a trick on me?
23:03It's a trick on the ad-lib.
23:05You're slow.
23:07You should have sticked a little bit more.
23:09Stick it.
23:14Don't look at me.
23:16What's the matter?
23:18How could you?
23:20You look like the same person.
23:22You look like the same person.
23:24We know that.
23:26We know that.
23:28I'm not the same person as you.
23:30You're being a dickhead!
23:34Next time...
23:35Hikaru is going to be so loud.
23:37Ito-san, don't say such a sad thing!
23:39Please stop!
23:41This, this, this, this, this, this, this!
23:43This, this, this, this, this, this!
23:45The program to make him go crazy starts.
23:49That was it!
23:51And...
23:52I think Iwakura-chan likes me.
23:55What?
23:56When Ido-san and Iwakura-san told me to come to the living room,
24:00and we started dating,
24:02my brain was destroyed.
24:04What?
24:05What?
24:06What?
24:07It's been a while since I've seen a picture of a mole in the hospital.
24:11It's been a while.
24:12Minogashi's stream is on T-Bert and FOD.
24:16It's 1-9-0 right now.
24:19Break!
24:20Okay, we're going to take a break!
24:23I've received the letter.
24:27I feel like the time has come for the weak to go from being fat to being fat.
24:31Is that how you see it?
24:33Is that how you see it?
24:34I'm thinking about surviving until the end.
24:36I'm worried about your health.
24:38Well, that's true.
24:39This time, the clinic came to see me,
24:43so I thought I'd learn a lot,
24:46but I didn't hear anything convincing.
24:50That's right.
24:51We were strangers.
24:53I wanted to hear more positive things from the doctor.
24:57He might be a little upset because he's a doctor.
25:00I don't want him to think that the patient is quiet all the time.
25:03Chichimin's voice is loud.