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00:26last time on game grumps
00:28Okay, okay, daddy likes a little good castle a yummy little castle
00:42Nothing's happening. Why are you acting so weird?
00:53Hey welcome back to game grumps everybody
00:55We're gonna finish this chess game, let's do it
01:00Just cuz I move somewhere it doesn't mean you have to react to it. I know that's what I'm thinking about right now
01:05Okay, I'm thinking you moved. What does that change? And then I'm like I don't need to change anything. So what do I do now?
01:10What's my thing? What's my play? I?
01:14Don't know yet. I'm
01:16Figuring it out. I'm
01:18Figuring it out. Okay, this spot needs to be a backed up
01:24But how is the question I
01:28Need to move. I need to move. I have to move if I do if I don't it move I
01:35Will it move?
01:38Uh-huh, maybe Queen no, why would I move Queen?
01:53No
02:07Chess is a funny game made for funny guys
02:14Funny game for funny guys
02:19Love in life
02:22Funny guys
02:27Okay
02:28That is a funny move for daddy. That could be funny move for daddy
02:35Daddy says could be funny move
02:37But where can you go to fuck with me on that? Where could you go to fuck with me on that?
02:42I'm just gonna do it. I'm gonna fucking do it. I'm gonna follow my dreams. That's a good move. Thank you
02:48Okay, let's see what I got here
02:51Can't even look
02:55Can't even look
02:59This music it came in exactly the right time because I am having a full-on meltdown why you're doing quite well, thank you
03:09Captain the chess club over here
03:22Aaron oh god, what do you think that was? Do you think it was piss type one in chat if you think it was piss?
03:41Oh
03:43Goodness me. I can't wait for the comment section to just be ones for like, yeah, of course. Absolutely
03:51Oh
03:55Man oh
03:57Man chess masters. What do I do? What do I do right now in this very moment post in the comments?
04:01What do I do? What's my move? Well, I okay after Dan moves. What's my move? Yeah
04:09What's my move play yeah, what's the best move and if and if I made that move then congratulate me if I did not make
04:16Me look like a fucking fool
04:18Be like you dumb shit
04:21How could you have made that stupid fucking?
04:25Here's what you should have done the horse goes here numbnuts
04:32This is interesting, I don't know what to do
04:36That's like every day of my life and every move of this board. Okay, okay
04:51Oh, yeah
04:57That was a good move
04:59That's great
05:02Totally sprinkled my tinkle totally effed my
05:06F my John
05:09Sprinkle my tinkle sprinkle my tinkle
05:13No, I want to sprinkle my tinkle to be honest with you
05:16I think it must be my tinkle
05:20Can the best bring that tinkle?
05:23What's it what's the profile picture?
05:26It's badass babes. Oh my god. It's badass. It's gonna be like the eighth time you've asked me. Yes
05:31It's well cuz it looks so familiar every time and it is because you tell me every time it's so funny cuz I don't remember
05:36Anything about badass babes. It was awful. Yeah, it was
05:40babes fighting aliens if I recall
05:45Hold on let me get up in there. What's our plan?
05:48What are we thinking? What are we thinking? What's lined up here? What's lined up? Maybe I go that way. Maybe go this way
05:53Okay, gee whiz
05:56Man I feel like I just need to like start positioning things, you know
06:03Maybe that's the
06:06Positioning things maybe I like to super gum it up, you know, maybe I just get it like ultra gummed
06:12Okay, what do you have which bit which you have you have the you have the white Bishop I see
06:17So that's gonna be a problem for me the white knight
06:22Mmm, I took your I took your black Bishop, right? Yeah, you mean the one that runs on black squares? Yeah. Yeah
06:33Here we go here we fucking go now, this is the jam I was waiting for
06:38Ostensibly come on if if you can hear it this shit slaps and if you can't sorry
07:08Yeah
07:15Down down pants tonight
07:20I'm just I'm just going dead that you know, I wasn't going like down down. Okay
07:24Just dead dead pants tonight
07:27I'm gonna take it. I'm gonna take it
07:31Daddy's gonna take those pants tonight
07:34Yeah, yeah, yeah pants he's gonna take those pants daddy takes pants
07:42Some guy takes his pants tonight
07:45So rook then you easily take so what's the fucking point? So what's my best play here?
07:51You what do you want to attack with you want to attack with that bad boy?
07:55You can't do that not positioned. So well you go there I take fine
08:01Horsey goes there horsey goes there
08:05Horsey goes there horsey goes there horsey horsey don't play that way
08:11Tony just wrote my recommended title for this video Aaron fully mentally dissolves
08:18Not a bad title nice work to not a bad title
08:27God damn
08:29No
08:30No, no what I don't know. I don't know what to do. I don't know what to do
08:35I don't know what's going to advance my career in this world, and I feel like that's so relatable to so many people
08:47Alright, here's what I'll do. Okay good stuff
08:53Might have fucked myself on that one, but I feel like that is setting up for something that will piss you off
08:59Specifically and that's all I care about
09:02right now
09:04Okay
09:06Oh, we're starting oh that oh you did it you did it
09:11But I didn't see it and you did it what I do you fucking added a new piece that was threatening the spot
09:16Oh, yeah, yeah triple backup. Yeah
09:24That's it man, that's that was it that was the move that fucking
09:28There's no coming back from the course. There is no zero percent
09:34Like it's zero percent. Well, I mean this is what I was gonna do. Yeah, that's why I moved that pawn there. So
09:47Yeah, yeah, yeah
09:55She just keeps like falling and then like catching herself
10:10That's really fucking funny
10:12You okay?
10:26They're having a hard day, huh?
10:30Oh my god that song better be in the episode
10:34People are gonna think we're just losing our minds
10:37Okay, all right patreon only yeah, hey if this gets edited then join our patreon we'll air this one without the music missing
10:45That's a great idea
10:47And we're not gonna do it on purpose if we can actually air it will air it
10:50So why would we do it on purpose? That'd be more work for us you and me
10:55No, thank you. Yeah
10:58Not for you and me to be more for the editors, right?
11:06Oh
11:16Boy this is
11:18This is risky. It's trashy. It's getting trashy in here
11:22Certainly is really what's happening?
11:25We want to do a full-on trades ease you want to get it started or you want me to get to start it?
11:30I guess I have to start it
11:32Not many pieces that are
11:35Doing it's that spot that spot right there. I got to start it out, you know
11:45I can also do another one
11:59What did daddy do Oh daddy backed up that spot again
12:03Funny stuff quadruple backing very nice funny stuff. Let's
12:10Just checking just checking just checking just checking
12:16Should be fine in theory everything's cool
12:32Yeah
12:39Really we'll just want to do a straight Queen trade
12:45Might be the move. I don't know if I want that though
12:49Maybe you should have thought of that before you like forced a Mexican standoff
12:54Oh
13:02How's that play out how's this bad boy play out you do that
13:06It's no fork
13:08Do that. There's no fork
13:10Do that. That's a threat but I can take that out you do that
13:15So you're forcing my queen?
13:17That's fucking rude
13:20That's fucking rude, I'm sorry
13:23Wow, when you moved your rook, none of the juice came with it. It's just like its own autonomous juice puddle
13:31All right, is there like a sneaky
13:34This sneaky way out of this. I don't know but if you say that out loud
13:40It makes it vastly less sneaky I
13:43I mean, I don't know. You're probably I'm assuming you're thinking about the same thing. So
13:50That's that's where my mind's at brother
13:55Really
13:57Getting sentimental really I love playing chess with you. Thank you
14:03I
14:12Yeah, that'd be an issue, huh, that would be an issue, huh, I think it's I think it's queen or bust bruh
14:18These fries are looking less appetizing by the minute
14:23And it's queen or bust, isn't it
14:27I don't think there's any move that
14:30Gets me out of this
14:32Slamboree jamboree
14:35That's threatened that's threatened that's threatened that's threatened
14:39That
14:42Unprotected no, that'll no that you'll take there. Oh
14:46My god. Oh my god, daddy. It's happening. I'm facing my own mortality. I
14:53Knew this would happen someday daddy. All right, son
14:58chill out
15:00You say that
15:02Would that I could father
15:10Man
15:13So what happens then so take take
15:19The only thing you could take it with was a rook so we trade rooks as well
15:25Which would be nasty
15:28Then you'd have a rook set up
15:32So that would be bad for me
15:39This fucking pawn is the bane of my existence now
15:41I want your own I could have made so many moves without that pawn or I wanted to at least I
15:47Don't know if it would have
15:49Done anything. Yeah, you never really know
15:52Once things change, so is it the horse?
15:55Because if you know, obviously I do that then you take the Queen and I'll horse the Queen I
16:01Can't get over you calling it a horse like so so stubbornly. Maybe that is the move. Maybe I take the horse
16:07Maybe I take the horse with my ashtray
16:11You don't want to fuck it. Let's just get this moving. Okay?
16:18It's a terrible move. Yeah, it's not a good move. No, it's awful. Yeah, I don't know why you did that
16:22Rooks are worth more than knights. I know they are dude. Okay
16:34Oh, man, I don't know what I was thinking there. I thought something different would happen
16:40That was really really dumb. I thought you'd get scared and you pissed yourself
16:44You want to you want to rewind it?
16:46We can rewind it
16:48You want to you want to rewind it?
16:50We can rewind it. I do obviously. Yeah, rewind it. That's so stupid though
16:57It's so lame. Just it's everybody gets one
17:01All right
17:02One more
17:04Okay, there you go. Whoops. Okay, everybody gets two I guess
17:11All right
17:13Play from here. Yeah
17:16Yeah
17:18So it is the fucking Queen move, huh? Might as well do it. It's the Queen move. Yeah
17:25You say that cuz you want it
17:26No, I want the other thing the thing that you already did that was the way better outcome for me
17:34This is like an even trade no, it's not cuz you set up your rook
17:45Do I even want your rook
17:50Maybe you maybe I make you come and get it. I take your bishop you take my bishop. I make you come and get my rook
18:01Your knight is back unless you take it unless you take it with the pawn, which you probably will
18:07Then your rook is a little free and then the rook can be taken
18:12So maybe it's better to just
18:14Let sleeping brooks lie
18:24I reject your reality
18:35I love guitars. I find them so worth. They're a good instrument
18:44Apples and oranges are my favorite fruits
18:51Apples and origins are my favorite fruits. This is all desperation at this point. There's fucking nothing going on anymore in this board. I
18:58Can't save myself. I'm not smart enough. Maybe another man would be smarter. Not I
19:03Not I
19:04Would you like a tip? No, okay. Go ahead as a general rule if you're behind in pieces
19:11You don't want to be doing
19:13tradesies
19:14Yeah, duh
19:16Okay, I was trying to figure out how to not do that
19:19But every situation I put myself in made it one step worse er one step closer to the edge and frankly
19:24I'm about to break
19:27Okay
19:29Well, you would you see a better move I mean just like not engaging like move the rook away
19:38All right, let's move it back
19:41Let's move it back. All right, let's see what happens. Let's play from here
19:44Okay, that's two mistakes that have been played back and when you still win you can you can hold that to me
19:51I'm not gonna hold anything over 100% hold it to me. You can shove it in my face
19:55I don't like a fucking dog that just pooped on the carpet Aaron
19:58You can do it. I don't care to do it. In fact, I want you to I'm not
20:03Wait, I'm not playing chess to exercise dominance
20:07That
20:10Seems like your mistake, although here is an opportunity to exercise a little bit of dominance
20:22All right admittedly
20:24When I said do not engage I should have been more clear
20:27Do not engage unless that's the smartest move
20:31Well, I just I just meant like
20:34Okay, wind it back
20:37I
20:38Just meant like you don't have to do anything because I'm not necessarily going to go trades. Okay? Yeah
20:50Or oh well never mind what okay now it's fine
20:53You think you think daddy was a little bit of your lips on his lips
21:07Huh
21:13He wants to live that life
21:16He can touch his lips with your lips and finger lips every time they're on his finger lips. Did you say? Oh
21:21and your finger lips
21:25Touch your lips with his fingers
21:28And your finger lips and he touches his lips with his fingers and he fingers your lips and touches your lips
21:34But he touches lips everybody's touching all his lips lips are touching
21:39I'm getting touched by these lips everybody these lips are getting touched
21:45Um
21:48How about this I
21:51Only have two rooks
21:53hand a bish
21:54You've got a bish
21:57with two extra nights
21:59Mm-hmm, which is troubling me. I will say
22:03quite troubling indeed
22:07So let's talk for a second shall we let's make this
22:13Let's make this a little interesting
22:20Suck those lips
22:26Touching
22:36Dude I'm fucking trapped like fuck darn. Sorry language
22:42Um
22:47So that's I mean I sure sure sure sure sure it's a move I can do
22:58This is not looking good for Aaron I was about to say Nate that's my brother's name
23:02Yeah, I mean it's not looking good for him either because you know
23:07If he's proud of his brother, he's not gonna be proud of this moment
23:13Bingy bong bong
23:16Corky boy chick
23:19Why would you act this way? Why would you act this way? You're embarrassing yourself and me as well
23:26I'm gonna air this episode
23:30Boy our rooks are just staring at each other fucking looking at what are you looking at you stupid bastard?
23:42Ooh
23:44It's a spooky move
23:47Mm-hmm
23:53It's dicey, yeah, I've only got one move. Oh, no, I guess I got two it's it's very dicey. I
24:02Could get trapped. Oh no
24:06That's all right, it's it's a little bold but
24:12Yeah, I thought you were gonna do not to
24:16not to like
24:18Take yourself cool or anything, but
24:21So what's the what's the move? I don't fuck myself here. I
24:26Think you're all right
24:28You go there that doesn't work you go there
24:31What's even the point you go there and then what you threaten nothing you threaten the king, but I can take
24:37So yeah, then it's here
24:40this
24:47Daddy's gonna watch this
24:49Oh, yeah, that's what I'm talking about. That's what I'm talking about. That's what I'm talking about
24:54Daddy's gonna watch you play the chess move that's gonna make me go fuck
25:04Daddy's gonna watch. Awesome. I made you do it. That's great. Yeah, it's fun
25:20Now's the time to thinky think with that stinky stink
25:24Uh-oh
25:28No, this is bad, oh daddy, this is bad, but why
25:34Why would you do this?
25:36Do you want me to move my pawn so that that coupon can get through?
25:40That what you want
25:44It's just a trade yeah playing chess against you is so weird sometimes
25:48Oh
26:03Oops I asked myself. Did you yeah, absolutely. Bummer. I sure did
26:13Oh, no, no, he's all right
26:15Yeah, that's yeah
26:18Yeah, I thought I was effed, but it turns out I had to just left
26:26Leave
26:28Wow, yeah, sometimes you got to change the tenses if you're gonna make the word rhyme
26:32Uh
26:46All right, I suppose I'll start being a little being a little naughty man, yeah
27:03Yeah, yeah
27:11Teach me how to doggie man, teach me how to doggie. Teach you how to doggie? Do people doggie still?
27:17Teach me how to doggie
27:19Teach me how to doggie, teach me how to doggie
27:44Do I
27:47Just straight-up go after the night yeah, why not I got nothing else to do my pawns are all fucked up. Just killin time
27:58Stop it stop it knock it off. Hey knock it off. What did I say?
28:10Aw man, and now I can't be sneaky deeky about it
28:17Had to end at some point
28:24You take that yeah
28:28It's gonna be a problem for daddy
28:30okay, I just want to take one of those fries and
28:33like
28:35slowly rub the juice off the bottom of the board I
28:42Don't think there's a point to this anymore
28:45With the game or life, I well I've resigned that long long ago in a galaxy far far away
28:53I
29:14Why does he go there who I ask you why don't you go to and why did daddy go there?
29:23Take the thing and then the dude he just takes a free fucking pawn. He just does it
29:41I mean truly what is the point? I can't do shit
29:47Do any kind of nasty shit?
29:50Can't do any kind of nasty shit, and I want to do nasty shit, but you're preventing me from doing nasty shit
29:54I'm sorry. I just didn't want the nasty shit. Yeah
29:57Then I'll go back well, then I'll go back. You know what if you're gonna do nasty shit over there
30:01Then I'll do nasty shit over here
30:03All right, you know it's like if I can if I'm gonna go down. I'll go down swangin
30:08Take it okay take the other one to gives a fuck like I give a ish. I don't give an ish
30:15You want to take a pawn or you want to save your night, how about both?
30:25Little bit of both action going on who cares I don't care
30:29Does it seem like I care cuz it's not at all. Yeah, that's a misnomer. That's 100%
30:34You teach me how to tell you teach me how to tell you yeah, yeah
30:53Daddy wants to know how to tell you
31:05Daddy wants to know how to tell you
31:10Man the editors are gonna have their work cut out for them if they have to put in a different song
31:15They're gonna have to find a song that
31:17Perfectly man just just air this if the music's copyrighted just fuck it
31:22We won't get paid join our patreon this episode sponsored by the game girls patreon join it please. Sponsored. Yeah, okay
31:30I mean it truly. Oh, yeah, yeah, I guess it would be yeah in that in in that event
31:45Soul yeah that Dougie's gonna take your soul all right, okay, don't you get about this fucking song. I'm sorry
32:00I
32:21Can't even fucking I can't even with that chick
32:24Yeah
32:29Well that is awkward
32:33Excuse me
32:36Where do you think you're going Queenie
32:48Hand me the controller
32:51I can't hand me the controller
33:09And what so judgmental
33:13Sorry
33:18God damn if there if there wasn't fucking every spot possible being protected right now
33:24Jesus Christ can't go here can't go here can't go here can't go here and take this cuz you'll just take back
33:30Can't go here cuz I go this you'll take there. What's the fucking part of any of it?
33:36Yeah nights are amazing
33:38I
33:41Can't even fucking
33:45Her brother I honestly think that's like the only thing you really need to work on what like
33:55The nights basically did I ask okay?
33:59I'm sorry that was rude. No. It's alright. I get it
34:03Just I'm just pissed off the number of belief beyond belief my body and soul are leaving their bodies
34:10Take it take it. I don't care. I'm fucking at this point. I'm just like making this fun for you. That's nice
34:21Check some kind of check
34:25This is a check
34:28Peter what is this?
34:30Is checkmate is about to happen I hear
34:34might be
34:37What is this gonna check me
34:40Action, what is this? I'm gonna check me
34:43Action when you left upon action capturing on Queen is sitting there right on my lawn
34:52The king is going further out
34:55The king is gonna check some shit out
34:59Where's my rook going? I don't know, but he can't go far cuz this shit's so
35:06fucked
35:08Shit is fucked
35:12Proper fucks
35:16It is first
35:18No one knows where this is gonna go. This is a weird checkmate
35:25Yeah, that's a weird one
35:29Good game Aaron look at that. It kind of looks like like a hand with like two fingers like yeah
35:34Deuces fuck yeah, where I don't even see it. It's upside down now
35:41Oh look at our little Santa Monica Pier place. It's only a couple guys getting mugged in the background. Yeah
35:48Really fucked only a couple
35:51Just dude getting shanked and rotate to the point where it reveals the secrets of the two-handed
36:00There's the pier there's a ferris wheel
36:03friggin love Santa Monica
36:06Can't fucking see it anyway well great job Dan next time on game grumps
36:10I hope that you had a good time because I certainly did I like playing chess even when I lose all the time every
36:15Single time I like playing chess with you too, man
36:17They really got the garbage down though. That's that's a critical part of the Santa Monica experience
36:22I feel like they said it without saying it. Yeah, you know yeah, it's like they didn't put garbage where it would be
36:29Yeah, they just put garbage. Yeah, just they're like you can figure you know you know how they roll here you get it