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00:00Today we're going to be rating different viral products. First off, we got this one right here.
00:10Well, I mean, he can play basketball and he can run fast. What else can he do?
00:17I can do a backflip.
00:18You can do a backflip? Yeah, he's useless.
00:21So let's move on to the next product. Up second, we have Prime.
00:27Prime.
00:28Unfortunately for you.
00:30Watermelon?
00:31I couldn't find chicken or watermelon flavored Prime.
00:35So I just got white Prime.
00:37I don't want white Prime.
00:38Wait, this one's open. Have this one.
00:42I don't know what you put in there.
00:43Let's try this out anyway.
00:47What the? It tastes like Diddy.
00:49It stinks like...
00:51Tastes like Diddy.
00:54How would you know that, bro?
00:56Um, let's just try it out.
00:58All right, count down.
01:00Three, two, one.
01:17Bro, that doesn't look like...
01:20Oh, I think I know.
01:22Look, it's white, right?
01:23It's like semen.
01:24KSI and Logan Paul did stuff and they finished in this and now we're drinking it.
01:30Do you get it?
01:34I think we're gonna have to move on to the next one.
01:36Yeah, I can't.
01:39Next up, I got the Prime energy drink.
01:41I haven't tried this.
01:42I don't think I've actually had Red Bull either.
01:46Really?
01:46I don't think I've had any type of energy drink.
01:49Red Bull is gonna make you...
01:51This is probably the first energy drink that I've had.
01:53Yo, listen, listen.
01:54Your first time, this is like taking your virginity.
01:56So the first time, you're gonna be really energized.
01:59Like you're gonna really want to touch somebody.
02:02My bad, I'm sorry.
02:03Well, you're first.
02:04What the f**k?
02:05All right, that's enough, that's enough.
02:06This should be interesting.
02:07You ready?
02:08Three, two, one, go.
02:14It's kind of like a strawberry.
02:17I'll give it like a six out of ten.
02:20Six out of ten.
02:21I think the Metamoon was like a two.
02:24You're throwing trash.
02:25I think that was...
02:27You're throwing trash.
02:28But this...
02:29What's this, what's this?
02:32I'd probably give a seven.
02:34I'd give it like a six.
02:36Very seasoned.
02:38Look, it's carbonated, bro.
02:40Sparkling water.
02:41You don't like sparkling water?
02:42Of course I don't.
02:43I'm from America.
02:45So, Ryan Trahan also came up with his own candy a while ago.
02:50I decided to buy some.
02:51For me, I got Blue Raspberry.
02:55Okay.
02:56And for you, they didn't have chicken flavor,
03:00but they did have watermelon flavor.
03:02Ooh.
03:04So...
03:07What the f**k is wrong with me?
03:08What did it look like?
03:09His primal instincts are kicking in.
03:11Let's try this one.
03:12His primal instincts are kicking in.
03:14Let's try this candy.
03:15All right, I'm curious.
03:21It says it's plant-based, which is kind of gay.
03:23Like, I'd actually prefer to have like a bit of pork in there, you know?
03:28A bit of pig.
03:29You're throwing trash.
03:30I'm not throwing trash.
03:30A bit of bacon.
03:30You're throwing trash.
03:31I'd actually prefer...
03:32You're throwing trash.
03:33I actually like it.
03:34That watermelon.
03:35Hold on, you might turn black then.
03:37You might turn black.
03:37Once you go black, you never go back.
03:41You're throwing trash.
03:42It is trash.
03:44This is actually nice though.
03:45Sour blue.
03:46Blue raspberries.
03:47I'd give this like a four.
03:49I'd give that a four.
03:51This, genuinely.
03:52Probably a...
03:53If the energy drink prime was like a seven, I'd give this like an eight.
03:57Yeah, it's like a...
03:57Yeah.
03:58I agree.
03:59It's like an eight.
03:59So what other brand have we got?
04:01Oh yeah, we got feastables.
04:02And for me, I got the almond flavor.
04:04Let me guess, let me guess.
04:05I got the black chocolate.
04:07Well, I would have got milk,
04:09but you don't really look like a milk chocolate type of guy.
04:11You look more like a dark chocolate type of guy.
04:15And for me, I got the almond.
04:18So let's try this out.
04:18I've actually never had feastables.
04:20So you got the dark chocolate?
04:21Yeah.
04:22What are you trying to say?
04:23Black chocolate?
04:25That was the blackest one they had, bro.
04:27Nah, I'm going back to the fields.
04:30You're going back to the fields.
04:33They don't have it in the UK.
04:35They don't?
04:35So this should be interesting.
04:40Mmm.
04:41Mmm.
04:42Mmm.
04:44Oh, damn.
04:45We're going up the scale here, bro.
04:46It's actually good, though.
04:47I can't lie.
04:48That's good.
04:49That's a nine.
04:50Yeah, a nine.
04:50100%.
04:52100%.
04:54You want to try this?
04:54That feels fresh.
04:55Well, once you go black, you never go back.
05:00Oh, this is good.
05:01This is better.
05:02That's like, yeah, that's like a nine.
05:04This is like, the almond is like a nine.
05:06This is like an eight.
05:06Pretty good.
05:07This is black.
05:08Black things, you know?
05:09Wait, which is black?
05:10I haven't got some.
05:10Which is black?
05:11I'm being honest.
05:12Be honest, please, please, please.
05:14When you put it up to your face, you're basically the same.
05:18What the fuck?
05:19This is exactly why I got the dark one.
05:22We're going to have to move down to the next one.
05:24Yeah, what's the next one?
05:25So I've never had this either.
05:26It is the Off Brand Prime.
05:29Oh.
05:29Now, this is for you because I thought, you know, he's kind of gay.
05:34So I thought I'd get you the pink one.
05:36I'm going to touch you.
05:37And I got the orange version because I just like orange.
05:41Yeah, you're fruity.
05:43Yeah, you got the hot.
05:46Yeah.
05:46You're going back to the fields.
05:48Please don't touch me.
05:49Please do not touch me.
05:52No.
05:52I just drink it from here.
05:53You see that?
05:54It looks like piss.
05:55Does yours actually look pink?
05:57Yeah.
05:58It's got a pinky color.
05:59Messi's probably pissing that and you're going to drink it.
06:01Messi's piss.
06:03Should be interesting.
06:04Oh.
06:05It's better than that.
06:06It's better than the white Prime.
06:08It is a lot better than the Prime and this.
06:12Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, relax.
06:15We're getting so far ahead.
06:17This is the best one now.
06:18No, this one was the best.
06:20Feastables is the best.
06:21Yeah.
06:21You think this is the best one.
06:24I think this is the best.
06:26I disagree.
06:27You disagree?
06:28Yeah.
06:29Why?
06:30Because I'm the best.
06:31I'm going to rate this one though first.
06:33That I haven't tried that one.
06:34Actually, I'm gonna have to try this one.
06:36Is this going to turn me gay?
06:38Yeah, already I'm gay.
06:40So you really going to turn me.
06:44The orange is better.
06:45The orange is better.
06:46Okay.
06:47This gay one is just like, just really gay.
06:50The gay one.
06:51I'm going to give the gay one about like a six.
06:54Okay.
06:54I'm going to try it.
06:55I'm going to try it.
06:56I'm going to try it.
06:56I'm going to give it a six.
06:58It's a six.
06:59It's a six.
06:59Yeah, I don't trash really the orange one. I'm gonna give the orange a seven
07:09Yeah
07:12This better this don't taste like medicine though, I like the orange
07:18I also got your brand as well. Oh for real. Yeah
07:22Are you ready? Yeah
07:24Do you want me to open it up for you? Yeah
07:34It's still warm
07:37We got the
07:39Might have some Kool-Aid left if you're thirsty if that's what you're trying to say like
07:45Are you just so like shocked that you just like?
07:49can't say anything or like
07:52You just want me to feed it to you, maybe he's tired. I think he just wants me to feed it
07:58I
08:24Don't know
08:29I got water. I got I even got you watermelon flavored sweets
08:33So you just Thursday or like which I do with him coming down below. I hear this every day
08:40It calls me black
08:42Everything every single day. I'm tired of hearing this. I'm tired. It's getting to me
08:49And it's eating right in front of my ears
08:51It's getting to me, too
08:54I'm done
08:56It's getting to me too, I'm starting to turn black
09:02That's it for the video make sure to LIKE subscribe and eat that chicken and watermelon Oh