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00:00All right, we are in Qatar, and I am playing in a football match, not the Sidemen charity
00:16match, I'm playing in Match for Hope in two days.
00:18I've got two days of training before that.
00:20We've literally just arrived, unpacked a little bit, thought I'd give you a room tour.
00:23We have the toilet.
00:25It's just the toilet.
00:26But look at this.
00:27Look at this room.
00:28It's the living room, and I just opened this on my Snapchat.
00:31We had a poster of me, very handsome.
00:33And then we also got this, which, still trying to figure out what it is.
00:37That was a psycho smile, wasn't it?
00:42The bedroom, very nice, big TV, and this is my new hack, take a fire stick everywhere.
00:46The same one, I just bought this for it.
00:48Take that one now everywhere, and we can have all the streaming services everywhere.
00:51This was our accreditation.
00:53The fact that it even says 974, it looks like I'm in Squid Game or something like that.
00:57That looks like a bad sort of crime too.
00:59That's not like, oh, he probably, you know, he killed someone, that is a bad crime.
01:03But you know what I mean?
01:04That looks like a bad crime.
01:05Then we have the en suite.
01:07You ain't seen this.
01:08I showed John a quick room tour on my phone, but I didn't show this part.
01:11Little walk-in wardrobe, makeup area, his and her sinks, big toilet, big shower.
01:16The room is ridiculous.
01:17The room is very ridiculous, I know.
01:19John's pulling faces behind the camera.
01:20He's in awe.
01:21And then we have the balcony.
01:22Look at the view we have, crazy, crazy.
01:26That building scares me though.
01:27The U-shaped one.
01:28It looks like an evil lair.
01:29Apparently they stayed there last year for this match.
01:31We have just arrived, as I said, so I am absolutely knackered.
01:34Training tomorrow, training Thursday, and then the match Friday night.
01:38I'll be honest, I'm not that hopeful of our team.
01:40I don't know most of them, so maybe training will change my mind, but it should be good.
01:45We have Thierry Henry, we have Perlo, we have Del Piero, and we have Wenger managing us.
01:50I don't think you understand, you do understand how sick that is.
01:54If I'm playing up front with Thierry Henry, and then I'm going to go from that to the
01:56charity match playing up front with Zerkaa, I might not play.
01:59I can't do it.
02:00Anyways, I'm going to sleep, I'm going to have a nap, and then I'll get some dinner
02:03and we'll train tomorrow.
02:07Okay, we've got team pictures to do first.
02:09I pretend I know where I'm going, but I don't.
02:11Oh, shit.
02:12Simon.
02:13What's going on?
02:14How are you, bro?
02:15You good?
02:16You too.
02:17I love your shirt.
02:18I love your shirt.
02:19Where are you going?
02:20Huh?
02:21Where are you going?
02:22Oh, to eat.
02:23Did you already eat?
02:24No, but have you done pictures?
02:25Yeah, I did my team photos.
02:26No, bro.
02:27It's down.
02:28It's like a maze.
02:29Where are you?
02:30It's like bottom floor, bro.
02:31Oh.
02:32What are you doing here?
02:33Bring us somebody who's up.
02:34Oh.
02:35You can lead us.
02:36Yeah, yeah.
02:37Just point us in the right direction.
02:38Are you filming?
02:39Yeah.
02:40Oh, wow.
02:41Hello, Blanc.
02:42Cheers.
02:43Would you go in here?
02:44Yeah, yeah.
02:45Sorry.
02:46Are you blind?
02:47You look so good.
02:48You look so good.
02:49Great.
02:51Hey, look.
02:52Hey, look.
02:53Me?
02:54What about me?
02:55My camera's bigger than your camera.
02:56Yeah.
02:57What, fam, yous?
02:58That was a good reply, though.
02:59Yeah, it was a freaking great reply.
03:00It was a great reply.
03:01We're on the same page.
03:02You look so good.
03:03Give us a wink.
03:04Give a little wink.
03:05Come on, come on.
03:06Come on, come on.
03:07Come on.
03:08Come on.
03:09Come on.
03:10Come on.
03:11Come on.
03:12Come on.
03:13Come on.
03:14Come on.
03:15Come on.
03:16Come on.
03:17Come on.
03:18Come on.
03:19Come on.
03:20Come on.
03:21Come on.
03:22Give a little wink.
03:23Pretty much right to do, yeah, there.
03:24Good.
03:25Welcome to Tar.
03:26Welcome to Tar.
03:27Tell us your match five predictions, if you'd like.
03:28Well, I think that we are going to win 17-4.
03:39Thierry Henry is getting 16 of the goals.
03:50and then Anglican is just getting one and Manny's getting all four of those.
03:53The song that gets me hyped up for a game, I Dreamed a Dream by Susan Boyle.
04:01Beautiful, beautiful.
04:02When it drops.
04:05Oh, oh.
04:08Thank you very much.
04:09And that is it.
04:11I did not see that coming.
04:12No, neither did I.
04:13There's some more searches for you, Zoe.
04:17Oh, you having a good?
04:20I have to score before him, can't do the celebration.
04:23Sorry, I have to score before him.
04:27I'm doing this in like the full kickoff.
04:30Keep a straight face, you won't.
04:36Team coach in five minutes to go to training.
04:38Yo, why are you on this bus?
04:40Yo, why are you on this bus, bro?
04:41Get on the bus, get on the bus.
04:47Swap, swap, swap.
04:49Me and him swap.
04:50He's always wanted to be here, I knew it.
04:52We're going to win, aren't we?
04:54We will, we will, bro.
04:56Are we going to win?
04:56Oh, look who's here.
04:59Yeah.
05:00Of course, we're going to win.
05:02Okay.
05:03Oh, no.
05:04Hello, everyone.
05:05Hello.
05:06That's a suitcase.
05:07Okay, what's up with that?
05:09Look at that.
05:10Eyes.
05:11Mate, look at that bad boy.
05:12Eyes and everything.
05:13Considering you earn six million pounds a year.
05:15Oh, fuck off.
05:16What have we got?
05:17We've got Benz next to KSI.
05:20Oh, where am I, where am I, where am I?
05:24Oh, next to, next to who?
05:28Billy?
05:30You see that?
05:31Come on, you see that?
05:34Jeez.
05:34See this?
05:36Oh, you see this?
05:38Oh, you know what?
05:39You know what?
05:40They put the best players on this side.
05:43Look at this side, look at this side.
05:44You want to see?
05:45Elky, Elky.
05:45Seriously?
05:47Being in the changing room with Jinx
05:50made me realise we're finished.
06:14Oh, and this is?
06:15No pressure, Simon.
06:16The kids are going to watch this.
06:17In the middle.
06:22Damn.
06:23Danny doesn't do boring.
06:24Danny's going to rattle this shit.
06:25No, Danny doesn't do boring.
06:26Come on, Danny.
06:26You're playing for the goal position.
06:27He's jammed all the way.
06:33He's got it.
06:33Where's Simon?
06:34How are you talking and teaching?
06:35I taught nothing to this.
06:37I had nothing to do with that.
06:45Come, come, come.
06:46We're going to do a penalty shoot-out against them.
06:47Yeah, everyone's got to take one.
06:49We can't just go.
06:49Everyone against each other.
06:51Chunks, Chunks, you go first.
06:52Chunks, there you go.
06:53I'm in!
06:54Horror show.
07:05Hey man, you're a bit of a try-hard, you know?
07:07You know, he's such a trial.
07:09Look at him, man.
07:10This ain't YouTube, yeah?
07:14He only knows popping.
07:21I'll show Malachi his part.
07:24Malachi's seeing this pen.
07:26Don't go safe.
07:27Take the safety off.
07:28Don't be boring, man.
07:37I can't even go off.
07:38Do you want to keep it now or do you want to keep it?
07:45Are you ready to scrap, man?
07:47Yo, tell the keeper if he could just...
07:51Tell your keeper to use them.
07:55Yes!
08:06Oh, we got Simon left.
08:11Oh, my.
08:12Simon, for the win!
08:14Simon, for the win!
08:15Don't be boring.
08:16Don't be boring.
08:17Simon, for the win.
08:24Thank you very much.
08:25Appreciate it.
08:25Yeah.
08:29Boring, boring, Harry.
08:31Boring, boring, Harry.
08:33I grew up with Tom Higgins.
08:35It's habitat.
08:36That was in, that was over the line.
08:39It was over the line.
08:41It was over the line.
08:42I'm gonna win.
08:43I'm gonna take one.
08:44Well done, well done.
08:45Well done.
08:46Well done, goal.
08:48It's your turn.
08:50Yeah!
08:51Yeah!
08:52Speed to win.
08:53Speed to win.
08:54Speed to win.
08:55It's Cass' angle.
08:56Holy fuck.
08:57Yeah!
08:58Speed.
08:59Oh!
09:00Win it again, win it again.
09:01Kevin to win.
09:02Kevin to win.
09:03Yeah!
09:04Why you all quiet?
09:05What's up?
09:06How you doing?
09:07You doing good?
09:08Yeah, you?
09:09Yeah, I'm all right, man.
09:10I'm all right, man.
09:11How's life been?
09:12Can't complain.
09:13Can't complain.
09:14Gonna be a dad.
09:15Oh, you're about to be a dad?
09:16Yeah, I heard, bro.
09:17Why are you saying I'm threatening?
09:18I don't know what I'm saying.
09:19Are you ready to be a dad?
09:20Yeah.
09:21Boy or girl?
09:22Girl.
09:23Girl.
09:24Congratulations.
09:25Congratulations.
09:26This is the nicest I've ever seen you.
09:27What's your name, man?
09:28My name's Kevin.
09:29Kevin.
09:30Kevin.
09:31Kevin.
09:32Kevin.
09:33This is the nicest I've ever seen you.
09:34What's your name, man?
09:35I don't know yet.
09:36You don't know yet?
09:37I'm scared.
09:38No, no, no, no.
09:39Let me give you a...
09:40Okay.
09:41Give me a name.
09:42I'm scared.
09:43Minora.
09:44I'm scared.
09:45This group's scared.
09:46Minora.
09:47Minister.
09:48We don't want to start with M because of my surname, her surname.
09:49Start with M. Don't want to have it like...
09:50Give me one that doesn't start with M.
09:51Elizabeth.
09:52That's so boring.
09:53Elizabeth.
09:54That's so boring.
09:55Elizabeth.
09:56That's so boring.
09:57Elizabeth.
09:58That's so boring.
09:59Elizabeth.
10:00That's so boring.
10:01What is...
10:02What is it about the name?
10:03Yes, that's better, Steve.
10:04Oh!
10:05Hey, where did you get that from?
10:06Where did you get that from?
10:07He's jasting himself right now.
10:08Yeah, he's...
10:09Okay.
10:10He's...
10:11Go on, then.
10:12Hey, he's still smiling from the first shot.
10:13Fair enough.
10:14He's going six yards out.
10:15What's he meant to do, like...
10:16There you go.
10:17Three, okay.
10:18That was a little bit weak, though.
10:19Don't look up at the camera.
10:20Don't look up at the camera.
10:21Look at the camera.
10:22There you go.
10:23Okay.
10:24That was a little bit weak though.
10:25Don't look up at the camera.
10:26Don't look up at the camera.
10:27There you go, that was a little bit weak though.
10:31Don't look at us.
10:32Fuck, he didn't even aim his torch yet
10:33and he's talking, bro.
10:34What does that mean?
10:43First watch.
10:43All right, is that training done?
10:45I think so.
10:45All right, so we come into the shopping mall
10:48because there's a Sidemen store.
10:49Hello, sup, sup, sup.
10:52So there's like a fan area.
10:53So there's like, well, there's all of this.
10:56What have we got?
10:56We've got No Two Ways, internet, how is he?
11:00How is he not turned up here?
11:02And he's got the, that is outrageous from Zerkaa.
11:05This man does not want to play football.
11:06Match of hope, we've got Simon.
11:08Simon, we've got Sidemen.
11:09Toby, come here, come here, come here.
11:11So you see how me, you and Ethan are playing.
11:12I saw your vision.
11:14Where is this guy?
11:15Where is he?
11:16Where is he?
11:17Exactly, him.
11:19He's here.
11:20He's better without, like we're better without him.
11:22Yeah.
11:23These two, how is he?
11:24I forgot Zerkaa's not here.
11:25This, I'll teach him.
11:29You know what?
11:30I hope no one buys that.
11:32Have that Josh.
11:33Ethan will get annoyed by this.
11:34Ethan, me and Toby are here, right?
11:36Where's Big Star?
11:39Where's Josh?
11:40You see what I'm saying?
11:41Josh, where are you?
11:43Why are they not here?
11:44Name a numbers on the back of an adult shirt.
11:46It's a yellow card unless it's a retro kit.
11:48That's how I see it.
11:49If you start, if he starts walking around with beds, 15.
11:54I'm just like, it's a bit weird.
11:55Every single menuette I buy has Toby 21 on the back.
11:59Yeah, yellow card.
12:00Yellow card for that.
12:01Okay, half and half starts.
12:03Oh, the red card, red card.
12:05We got a meet and greet now.
12:07I don't really know what we're doing to be honest.
12:08I'm just kind of being herded.
12:25Meet and greet done.
12:26I don't know what we're doing now,
12:27but we're going back to the hotel
12:28and then there's a meal at Noble or something,
12:31which I have no idea if it's for players,
12:32if it's for everyone, if it's for, I don't know.
12:35I don't know what it is.
12:50All right, 9 a.m.
12:51We're doing a shoot for the new kit.
12:54Why are we doing a shoot for a kit we've already launched?
12:56They said this would look cool.
13:00See that guy, yeah?
13:01He is so handsome.
13:04I think he should just model it all.
13:05He should do it all.
13:06I don't want to buy something that I see Minimin wearing.
13:08I want to buy something I see Tofus are wearing.
13:10Look at that.
13:11It's a specimen like that.
13:12Wow.
13:14He's got the sun in his eyes too.
13:16Yeah.
13:18He's got that fake sleeve.
13:19Yeah.
13:20Where he's just like, ah, I've been here yesterday.
13:23Shorts look a little bit too big, though.
13:25Yeah.
13:27I suppose he's got to.
13:28So how's that massive fucking anaconda?
13:33Okay, well.
13:34Is that your calf muscle or is it your deltium?
13:36I don't know.
13:41Ask me.
13:47I'm going to sneeze.
13:49Not the clap.
13:50Not the, oh man.
13:52Don't model it, guys.
13:53Modelo.
13:54Modelo.
13:56Modelo.
13:58He just missed an arse hole.
13:59That was crazy.
14:02So this is Chunks of Speed, boss.
14:04Yeah.
14:04Chunks of Speed are going on.
14:05They've got their own show.
14:06Too big time.
14:07Too big time.
14:08You ain't going to see KSI and Abba following us.
14:10We did see them yesterday.
14:11Too big time.
14:12Oh wow, okay.
14:13What's going on here?
14:14What's going on?
14:15Oh my God, contact.
14:17We made it.
14:18That's the stadium, right here.
14:20We are training at the stadium today.
14:23There's also a press conference,
14:24but I think we're filming a more side-bent video
14:27in the stadium.
14:28And then, yeah, we're training
14:28with some of the legends, I think.
14:30Changing rooms, you know.
14:32Let's go.
14:33Where are we?
14:34Where are we?
14:35Woo!
14:36Watch this one.
14:37Watch this.
14:41Yeah, watch this one.
14:42He scored every other one.
14:43He scored all of them.
14:44He scored all of them.
14:48I'm trying to be like Pirlo, man.
14:51Trying to be like Pirlo.
14:52Today is the training day,
14:54where we're in the stadium, obviously.
14:55This is where we're playing.
14:56We filmed a more side-bent video.
14:58And, I mean, Wenger's over there.
15:00Oh my God.
15:01We've got Pirlo here,
15:02who's one of the legends playing with us.
15:04He took two shots before this,
15:05and it was just unreal,
15:06like the technique.
15:07Hit the target, man.
15:08Hit the target.
15:09There you go.
15:10I feel good about our team.
15:11So good.
15:14Just him, but like easy.
15:15It's so easy.
15:18Oh!
15:22Soon as the camera comes on.
15:23Fucking hell, Bill.
15:24Go again, go again, go again.
15:25Go again, go again, go again.
15:28Go again.
15:28Go again.
15:29Go again.
15:30Go again.
15:31Go again.
15:32Go again.
15:33Let him go again.
15:33Let him go again.
15:34I just want it to this side.
15:36I'm going to try and grab it.
15:37I'm having a bit of a problem.
15:39No, Bill, he wants it on the floor.
15:42Why are we kicking it legitimately?
15:44Honestly, since the camera turned on,
15:46the shooting has got 10 times worse.
15:48Hey!
16:01If I go near post, I have to do slow.
16:04I've got to do this.
16:06Nice.
16:06Yeah.
16:13Hello.
16:14How are you doing?
16:15Oh my God.
16:16I haven't seen you in a while.
16:17How are you doing, man?
16:17You can't kick it now, you can't kick it now.
16:21Don't ruin them.
16:22Get out of here.
16:23Wait, who's voting?
16:25You boys, right?
16:27Come on.
16:28You're saying that because I'm here.
16:30Well, who are you supporting?
16:32All Blue Charity, bro, right?
16:34Nah, that's an answer right there.
16:37I'm going to ask you one more time.
16:40Who are you supporting?
16:41Mike, bro.
16:43You know that.
16:44Get out of the shot.
16:49Training done.
16:50I'm more confident in the team.
16:51I feel like the team has got good energy.
16:53Everyone in the team believes we can win.
16:54Whether we can or not is a different story.
16:56Well done, mate.
16:56Gun show.
16:57You're not making the title, you know?
16:58What?
16:59How crazy is that?
17:00How am I not making?
17:01Don't look at me.
17:02Speed, Speed already did it.
17:03He named my child.
17:04What did he name him?
17:05Menorah.
17:06That is cringe.
17:06And then I say like,
17:07hey, it can't be with a name and he said,
17:08okay, Elizabeth.
17:09That is even more cringe.
17:10That's what I said.
17:11Bro, it's what?
17:12It's 2025 and we're calling someone Elizabeth.
17:15I'm saying.
17:17Oh, okay.
17:18Now, okay.
17:18Double title.
17:19No, no, no.
17:20Can't be with a name.
17:21Okay.
17:22This is a bit weird.
17:23Julala.
17:23Julala.
17:26Just a minute now.
17:27Okay.
17:28It's a new name.
17:29Julala.
17:30New name.
17:30If Danny doesn't take it, I'll take it.
17:31Julala.
17:32Danny.
17:33Danny.
17:34Well, I'll let you have that one.
17:35Oh, okay.
17:37Whoa.
17:38Oh.
17:39Oh.
17:40Oh.
17:41So.
17:44So I had the whole,
17:45you saw how I came in, right?
17:48No, you saw how I came in.
17:50Yeah.
17:50I got to be honest.
17:51I didn't help.
17:54Well, I came in with swag, bro.
17:55I came in with swag and then obviously I've left.
18:02Hey, yo.
18:03I'll see you guys in a bit, man.
18:04Let's go, man.
18:06Let's smash it tomorrow.
18:11Get out!
18:12Get out!
18:15Please, please, please.
18:19We know.
18:19Bro.
18:20Bro.
18:21Bro.
18:22Bro.
18:23They're present.
18:24I'm in their heads.
18:25I'm in their heads.
18:27I'm starting.
18:28All right.
18:29So this is the team we're looking at.
18:30That's me.
18:31Jinx.
18:32Danny.
18:34What?
18:35It's not starting.
18:36What do you mean?
18:36Huh?
18:37That's the full squad.
18:38How are we busting it?
18:39Oh.
18:40So why are you right side of the back?
18:41So why are you right side of the back?
18:42Fandom is playing an attack?
18:43Full squad.
18:44Yeah, yeah.
18:45But like what's...
18:46No, these are the positions though.
18:47These are the positions.
18:47Yeah, Fandom is in attack.
18:48So we're going to rotate.
18:49Where's all three?
18:50Up there.
18:51Oh, okay.
18:52So we're going to start.
18:53I just thought, get out.
18:54No, no, no.
18:55It's going to be like we rotate and it's like.
18:56Wait, you're sick of us?
18:57Yeah, bro.
18:58I've always played center back.
18:58What are you saying?
18:59Sit, put your feet up.
19:00Wait, what?
19:03What are you doing back there?
19:04Boys.
19:06I'm going to be honest.
19:08We might be screwed.
19:09No.
19:10No.
19:11No.
19:12But, but, what will win is our mentality.
19:16Yeah.
19:17Yeah.
19:18Yeah.
19:18Yeah.
19:19Yeah.
19:20Yeah.
19:21Yeah.
19:22Yeah.
19:23Come on.
19:23Yeah.
19:24Let's have it.
19:25Like the great Homer Lander said,
19:27I'm stronger.
19:29Yeah.
19:29I'm smarter.
19:30Yeah.
19:31I'm better.
19:32Yeah.
19:33Yeah.
19:34That is the mentality we need.
19:35Yeah.
19:36Yeah.
19:37Yeah.
19:38Yeah.
19:39Yeah.
19:40I believe we'll win.
19:41Do you know what we're going to do?
19:42Win.
19:44We're going to
19:45pod the bus.
19:46Yeah.
19:47Yeah.
19:48We're going to pod the bus.
19:49Pod the bus.
19:50Pod the bus.
19:51Pod the bus.
19:53Pod the bus.
19:54And you know who's going to be on pod by itself?
19:57Me.
19:58Yeah, I mean, I'm worried.
19:59Yeah.
20:00Yeah.
20:01Yeah.
20:01Yeah.
20:02Yeah.
20:03Yeah.
20:04Yeah.
20:05Yeah.
20:06Yeah.
20:07Yeah.
20:08Yeah.
20:09Yeah.
20:09Yeah.
20:10Yeah.
20:11I'm proud to be your captain, guys.
20:13I'm not better than you, I'm like you guys.
20:17But the situation makes me the captain.
20:19Yeah.
20:20Yeah.
20:22Yeah.
20:23Yeah.
20:24Yeah.
20:25Yeah.
20:26All right man.
20:27One last thing, guys.
20:28One last thing.
20:29Last thing, guys.
20:30Last match up, I did the airline hair cut.
20:34Yes.
20:35Because I love Ronaldo.
20:36Yes.
20:37Today I did the same!
20:39Yeah!
20:41Yeah!
20:43Yeah!
20:45Yeah!
20:47Yeah!
20:49Yeah!
20:51The vibe's there, isn't it?
20:53Wicked fuck, boys!
20:55Wow!
20:57Henry has no idea, has he?
20:59Yeah!
21:01Yeah!
21:03Yeah!
21:05Yeah!
21:07Yeah!
21:09Yeah!
21:11Look, we may lose the game,
21:13but we won the war!
21:15We won the match!
21:17Yeah, we won the match!
21:19We're not the worst players, though.
21:21Now, the coach is going to talk.
21:23Yeah, he's going to be like...
21:25He's just walked in to see me
21:27left back next to angry Jim.
21:29He's fuming.
21:31That's...
21:33I'm the next to Henry.
21:35That's crazy.
21:37It's...
21:39What a match of all.
21:41There are some players who
21:43have already played a little bit
21:45of football.
21:47That's you.
21:49I'd just like to remind you
21:51football
21:53is like
21:55elections.
21:57Before, it's
21:59unpredictable.
22:01Unexplainable.
22:03But...
22:05The more
22:07you play well, the more it's
22:09explainable after the game.
22:11And...
22:13I would like to tell you
22:15that we are here for the match of hope.
22:17Unfortunately,
22:19your staff is hopeless.
22:27What?
22:30Okay.
22:32All right.
22:34So, we start with David.
22:45Our captain is John.
22:52Let's go.
22:54Ready?
23:00Yeah!
23:06Yeah!
23:10Say my name.
23:13Yeah!
23:19Yeah!
23:25Yeah!
23:30Yeah!
23:34Yeah!
23:40Yeah!
23:45Yeah!
23:53Ha-ha!
23:55Ha-ha!
23:58Ha-ha!
24:04Honestly...
24:08Just be better.
24:10Yeah, just be better.
24:12Just be better.
24:16It's just a skill gap.
24:21He's so red.
24:23Yo, it's a new brother!
24:25It's not like Danny Aronson's ahead of you.
24:28No, it's like that.
24:29Oh, it is exactly like that.
24:31He's in the sky!
24:34I'm here with you, bruv.
24:36I'm here with you, bruv.
24:39This man, this man didn't train.
24:42You're the standard now.
24:45I'm starting over.
24:48This man is locked in.
24:54He had his headphones on the whole time.
24:57Locked.
24:58Always a drop of fucking stinker.
24:59Okay, now, we're ready.
25:01Why are you wearing this?
25:02I think I told this man.
25:04I swear only subs have to wear this.
25:07Only subs have to wear this.
25:09That's why Ethan's wearing it.
25:11Yeah, that makes more sense.
25:14I stop this.
25:16That's just his.
25:19No, no, if it was me, you'd do the exact same.
25:22Oh, 100%.
25:23You'd do the exact same.
25:24He knows you.
25:27Oh!
25:29Oh!
25:37Look at this man right here.
25:39Look at this.
25:41I'm going to score.
25:42I'm going to score.
25:44Please help me to score.
25:46I'll try, but I'm a left back.
25:48I've got Henri playing in front of me.
25:50I'm playing left back.
25:51Henri is playing left mid.
25:54Crazy times.
25:56Crazy.
25:57Me and Danny Arends sat right behind Paolo and Henri.
26:01That is outrageous.
26:04I'm left back.
26:05Oh, so you're going to be cornering me.
26:07You're slow.
26:08This is easy.
26:09Oh, it's easy.
26:10Minister, we've got 67 players cornering me.
26:14Speed's laughing.
26:15He's like, he knows I'm slower than him by quite a long way,
26:18but I know he can't control the ball.
26:20Here we go.
26:21Can he grab the room?
26:22Will he get the room's attention?
26:23Awesome, guys.
26:24Oh, oh, oh.
26:27I need to address the whole room.
26:29Of course, of course, of course.
26:34Brothers, today is a very, very big day for all of us.
26:41What day is it?
26:43Friday.
26:45We should be here with our loved ones.
26:47We should be here inside our loved ones.
26:50No.
26:51We're inside football.
26:54That is the love of the game.
26:57That is the love of the beautiful game.
26:59We decided to play football instead of being with our loved ones.
27:06So today we're going to make sure that we defeat that team.
27:11Chumps.
27:12Speed.
27:13Who are they?
27:14Nobody.
27:15Nobody.
27:16Dickheads, that's what they are.
27:17Dicks for heads.
27:21We have Thierry Henry.
27:30We have Dabdi Ara.
27:35We have Perlo.
27:37Yay!
27:40These are legends in the game helping us win tonight.
27:45So, make sure you put your heart out there.
27:50Make sure you put your soul out there.
27:52Make sure you put every single bit of you on that pitch.
27:57All of us.
27:58To the point where I want to see us kill the game.
28:07I want to see us win.
28:10I want us to see blood.
28:13I want us to knock someone out.
28:16I want someone to die.
28:21This is our time.
28:22This is our moment.
28:24Arsene Wenger.
28:29As the manager, please bless us.
28:31I don't want you to die.
28:47Look at this guy.
28:48This guy did not make eye contact with me once.
28:54This man is playing right back.
28:56And I'm playing left back.
28:57Against who?
28:58Me and Henri versus you and Speed.
29:01What in the world is going on?
29:06Hello. What's your name?
29:07Khalifa.
29:08Khalifa.
29:09Can I play with you?
29:10Yeah.
29:11Hello.
29:12Who do you want to win?
29:14You have to say us.
29:15You're on our team.
29:16Who's your favourite?
29:18I'd say Billy Wingrove, KSI and you.
29:22You're just saying me.
29:23Can I ask you something?
29:24Yeah.
29:25Do you like Thick of It?
29:27Do I like Thick of It?
29:28I do.
29:29Do you?
29:30Yeah.
29:31How does it go?
29:32I'm in the Thick of It.
29:33Everybody knows.
29:34They know me where it's close.
29:36I stay here and it grows.
29:38I don't know your name.
29:39I don't know why.
29:40So just go.
29:41Go away Billy.
29:46Wow.
29:50What a shot.
29:54What a shot this is, eh?
29:58Dale Pierre walking out into a stadium.
30:01This is crazy.
30:06Where's James?
30:09That is a crazy shot.
30:13Oh my god.
30:25You go out in front of me.
30:26You go out in front of me.
30:31Hey.
30:34How you doing?
30:38How you doing?
30:39Hello.
30:42Oh, OK.
30:43You actually did it.
30:46Good luck.
30:47Good luck.
30:49Good luck, man.
30:50Good luck.
30:51Good luck.
30:56Yeah.
31:00That's crazy.
31:08Crazy.
31:09Guys.
31:10It's like crazy.
31:13French League champion.
31:17Let's get down.
31:18Let's get down.
31:19Crazy.
31:21Let's get down.
31:22Oh, that's brilliant.
31:24What can you do for me?
31:27Great team.
31:28Great team.
31:29How can you do that?
31:30Just like this.
31:32Billy Wingrove.
31:37Go on, man.
31:38Go on, go on.
31:39Just change the beat.
31:40Go on, man.
31:42Just like this.
31:431-1, finish.
31:461-1, finish.
31:49Let's get down.
31:50Let's get down.
31:52Here's Thierry Henry.
31:53Dale Pierres and Aikers.
31:54Futs back.
31:55Cuts back
31:57Oh, and ball!
31:59Penalty! Has to be, has to be
32:01Oh, they rebated him there, man
32:03Who's gonna take this one? I'm seeing Sark standing over the ball
32:05I'm seeing Usi standing over the ball
32:07But I think it is gonna be our good friend Sharky
32:09But it seems as though they might want
32:13Someone to be substituted on
32:15I think that's what Minimente is calling for so far
32:17But let's have a look and see
32:19They might be substituting someone on to take the penalty
32:21We'll see for now
32:23But I actually think
32:25Aboufoula is entering the pitch
32:27Albeit with his training bib on
32:29Without a shell
32:31It looks as though maybe that substitution
32:33Won't be allowed to happen
32:35Let's see
32:37Aboufoula throws it down in frustration
32:39Are they gonna let him take it?
32:41Thierry Henry has won a penalty, a four
32:43You fought hard for that
32:45Bro, I went to the penalty spot, there was two players
32:47On the ball, and they both went
32:49No, no, no, I'm taking it
32:51I'm gonna take it
32:53If Henry doesn't wanna take it, he won't
32:55Back to the action, Aboufoula
32:59Looking for his first goal
33:01In one of these charity games
33:03Look at the concentration in his eyes
33:05Rocking the R9 hair style
33:07Can he finish like the grey man himself too?
33:09Aboufoula, from 12 yards
33:11GOAL!
33:13GOAL!
33:15GOAL!
33:17GOAL!
33:19GOAL!
33:21GOAL!
33:23GOAL!
33:31Half time with Team KSI and Aboufoula
33:33In the lead, 5-2
33:37Hey, link up
33:39I was looking at you, the whole free kick
33:41Can I take it?
33:43Can I take it?
33:45I was waiting, I was like, you wanna know, I'll go, I'll go, I'll go.
33:56Presidente Iniesta, one time to E-Man.
33:58E-Man, sees goal, goes for it.
34:00Oh, that is brilliant!
34:02Wow!
34:04David Silva finds E-Man, for the hat-trick, to make it for the finish!
34:10So no chunks, no speed, but here is Billy Wingrove.
34:14With an opportunity to win the game,
34:16touches Pizzo away from goal, but they do have numbers here.
34:18Brilliant!
34:19Comes inside, for the winner!
34:27You've got the score!
34:29The score is in goal!
34:31Oh, what a goal!
34:33What a goal!
34:35What a goal!
34:37What a goal!
34:49Ah, we've won!
34:51This man here, has never played football in his life.
34:53Never played!
34:55Never played in his life!
34:57Never played!
35:00Winner, with your weak foot!
35:02First time I ever kicked anything with my left foot!
35:04First time I've ever kicked anything!
35:06I've never used my left leg for anything!
35:08They doubted me my whole life, they doubted me!
35:10Paulo and Paulo, yeah?
35:12Crazy!
35:14Crazy!
35:16Crazy!
35:18Congratulations!
35:20Thank you very much!
35:24The winners!
35:26Yeah!
35:28By the way,
35:30the guy who scores the winner, never played football before!
35:32Weak foot!
35:34Weak foot!
35:36He should never touch a football again!
35:38I know!
35:40And he's gone...
35:42Crazy!
35:44Paulo!
35:46Never play football again, yeah?
35:48Never touch a football!
35:58We are the champions of the world!
36:00We are the champions of the world!
36:02We are the champions of the world!
36:04We are the champions of the world!
36:06No, no, no!
36:08Stop trying to grab it!
36:10Yeah, yeah, yeah!
36:14Alright, so we've won!
36:16Jin's getting the first goal, right there!
36:18Oh, you've got a goal card?
36:20No, it's just the link-up!
36:22It is, it's different!
36:24Do you know what they call me now?
36:27They always deliver!
36:29You actually do!
36:31Yeah, we won, got my gold medal!
36:33It's what we do, you know!
36:35We go places, we get a gold medal, we do it!
36:37Flight tomorrow!
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