I Gave IShowSpeed his First EVER Goal & Scored at Wembley
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00:00UK YouTube has been synonymous with football for years, whether it's packing players, pretend packing players,
00:06OH MY GOD
00:08kicking a ball at the crossbar,
00:09not kicking a ball at the crossbar, making bold claims, making bold runs, or simply just playing the beautiful game.
00:16And throughout all of that, I was just watching at home as a fan, and that was enough.
00:21But I did always wonder what it would be like to be a part of it.
00:24And somehow, in what seems like the most aggressive industry plant ever, I've been able to find out.
00:29I don't know how it's happened, nor does it feel entirely deserved, but I feel incredibly lucky to be in the position I am.
00:34And I think, outside of having a completely open schedule, I have you guys to thank for that.
00:38Because somehow, from being just sat on my sofa after school, watching it happen, we're now going all the way.
00:46Here we go, we're going all the way! Come on!
00:49All the way to Wembley!
00:53Spencer FC for the Wembley Cup!
00:57And there we go, there's the...
00:59Look, pretty cool.
01:01This is so obsessive, I don't really understand what's going on.
01:04I thought I was playing in a match.
01:05Apparently now I'm an England footballer.
01:07Take the plan now, manger on some food.
01:10We have just mangered, and guess who we found in the lunch hall?
01:14Oh, what the hell?
01:15Oh, what the hell?
01:16I've never left the last place I'd expect to see Mr. Gingy.
01:18Oh, because he's went for something to eat.
01:21It's alright, I'll sit on the pit tray.
01:23Yeah, but you call me fat every day, and you're the fucking manager.
01:26Fuck off.
01:28It's tough love, it's tough love. It's the hair-dryer treatment outside the changing room.
01:30And having successfully reduced YouTube All-Star morale, I made my way to get my graphics done.
01:35Where, after I ingeniously pointed at the camera, I defaced probably about 30 Sidemen shirts
01:40before making my way to the training pitch.
01:48And training was going seriously until a certain Jimmy decided to check out the competition.
01:53And it was my time to conquer the beast.
01:56Jimmy, want to know my favourite, favourite feast of all seasons?
01:58Crunch.
02:10You had one job. You had one job, brother.
02:15Yeah.
02:17Yeah, that's right, Mr. Bruce.
02:20And don't come around here again.
02:22Training's taking its toll, I'll be honest.
02:23But at least I'm not the worst, man.
02:25I'm not the worst.
02:26Exactly, I was just confiding in you.
02:28I'll be honest, who's the worst out of everyone here?
02:31No, I'm not the worst.
02:33Where do you want to play?
02:34Just in your pocket.
02:36I wish I was on the other team.
02:37No, I...
02:38I'll play anywhere, coach. Except no, I won't.
02:40I'm not coach.
02:41All right, feudal Bagwell vibes.
02:43Um, I would want... where am I?
02:44Midfield somewhere.
02:45Don't make me shoot, don't make me do it.
02:47Ever heard of the phrase, just live in the moment?
02:50I have, George Clarkey.
02:52Have you?
02:54How much... how much camera equipment do you need?
02:57Not a phone in sight.
02:58I don't know, somebody put it on me.
02:59And my encounter with the Joe Pro marked the end of training.
03:02So I decided to go and check into my room.
03:03I've got all sorts of nonsense.
03:06Vicstar's rammed a sunglass in my face.
03:09Links with my name on it.
03:11It's just a t-shirt that I'll never wear, but thank you.
03:14This is insane.
03:15Um, I don't know how the hell this is occurring.
03:18There's literal recycling in the room.
03:20What the hell?
03:20Who has recycling in a hotel room?
03:22That makes no sense.
03:23I don't even do that at home.
03:24I just kill turtles for fun.
03:26So I think I'll get used out of that shou-shou.
03:28And get used out of that shou-shou I did,
03:30as much like my hinge match with a lot of emotional baggage,
03:33I had a date with a streamer.
03:36We're in Watford.
03:37We're in Watford.
03:39We're in a car park playing Watford.
03:41I'm doing Mondeo.
03:43What did you do to prepare yourself for playing for the 90 Stars of the Wimbledon?
03:46Go to the local school and have a kick about.
03:47That's what you can say.
03:48Exactly.
03:48When any problem arises, I go to the local school.
03:52The live stream has started.
03:53Oh, yo, who are you?
03:57Hey, nice to meet you, bro.
03:59Myself, Frozen, and Simon have not got a real clue what's going on.
04:04We're so out.
04:05Not out of place, because they're lovely boys.
04:07Yeah.
04:07But we, like, we're just not like this.
04:10This isn't us.
04:11This is chill time.
04:12We have on-camera time where we go,
04:15and then just off.
04:17Just beating the Americans in what can only be described as a race war.
04:19We were literally only allowed to walk, and it still felt like a hate crime.
04:23We still won, I think, three of the games.
04:25I mean, look at this.
04:26Stateless from Simon.
04:27He's making him look silly, poor bloke.
04:29And I promise, we were all doing this.
04:31We definitely were all doing this.
04:32A poor man to send straight back to America.
04:34Oh, God.
04:37Let me tell you, an evening of successfully ruining the American dream,
04:40it really builds up an appetite.
04:42Second manger of the evening.
04:44This is carb loading, people.
04:45An whole pasta.
04:47What is the An banter?
04:48You say it a lot.
04:49I don't know.
04:50I accidentally just made it my vocab.
04:52And there we have it.
04:53Training day is complete.
04:54Um, I'll be completely honest.
04:56I don't know what my life is right now.
04:58Tomorrow, I'm playing at Wembley.
05:00What the fuck?
05:01Very happy boy currently.
05:02Excited for Tomozo.
05:04I guess we'll see what's going to happen, shan't we, guys?
05:08But anyway, it's ta-ra from me.
05:11I'll see you.
05:13I'll see you tomorrow.
05:15And with that, training came to an end.
05:17There was no more preparation to be done.
05:20It was game day.
05:28It's game day, people.
05:39What the hell am I doing with my life?
05:41What a lucky little chap I am.
05:43We've got breakfast and then about an hour until the coach leaves.
05:47For Wembley.
05:49What is that even about?
05:50People keep saying, how are you feeling for it?
05:53And I really don't know how to sort of fathom what is actually happening.
05:57I think I may be well out of my depth.
05:59Also, I couldn't sleep last night and I just kept playing over in my head like,
06:04but what if I score?
06:05Just tucking it to the bottom corner.
06:06I've never tucked anything into the bottom corner.
06:08I think now's a good point to recognize our fallen soldiers.
06:12Those who didn't make it at the age of 28 are for TV.
06:18At the age of 24, Italian Bach.
06:22And at the age of 25, Arthur Hill.
06:25I know it's taken a tough toll on us all, but you may not be with us on the pitch today,
06:31but you are with us in our hearts, boys.
06:34I think I should probably eat breakfast.
06:40Breakfast of champions, people.
06:43Oh, that's a foul.
06:46I was sat next to a plug hole.
06:49There he is.
06:51That was Uncle Ben's packet.
06:54Where's the flavour?
06:56You are not doing anything for the stereotype of white people right now.
06:59That's fucking spicy.
07:02What the actual fuck is that?
07:04No, yeah, I like the suit, but does it come with a hat, potentially?
07:09We have mom's aid.
07:11I mean, I'm just waiting for bloody speed to turn up.
07:15Look at me, I've got a million quadrillion followers and I can do whatever I want.
07:19Pathetic.
07:20Away we go.
07:22And it was at this point that it really did start to feel very surreal and we were mere
07:25hours out from kickoff.
07:26I was having such a good time that every now and then you sort of stop and realize how
07:29quickly everything was moving, so I kind of wanted to take a moment to take it all in.
07:42You ever.
07:45Want to be who?
07:49Me.
07:52But we.
07:58Want to be you.
08:02And me.
08:05I'll be asking you.
08:07You ever.
08:11Want to be who?
08:14And me.
08:17Want to be asking.
08:28Hello.
08:30Oh, my Lord.
08:33There he is.
08:35This is insane.
08:37What the hell am I doing here?
08:38You are kidding my literal ass.
08:40Wembley's got prime.
08:41Wembley's got prime.
08:43What's your favorite prime?
08:45Uh, messy, sort of 2013 era.
08:49I meant the drink.
08:50Picky time, Harold.
08:52Hey, if you're looking to see.
08:53That's a video, that's not a picture.
08:56You've got my literal anus there.
08:57So we left the changing room and faced the tunnel to step onto the Wembley pitch for
09:01the very first time.
09:02This is it, people.
09:05Oh, my God.
09:07Oh, my fucking God.
09:09This is insane.
09:13This is insane.
09:15I cannot exaggerate enough.
09:17I do not belong here.
09:20What in the hell?
09:21Yeah, I'll be honest.
09:22The warm up was a bit of a blur.
09:24It's quite hard to focus when you're looking at this.
09:29Little warm up done.
09:31Not a lot of goals.
09:33This man, however.
09:35Oh, treating the balls like they're eggs.
09:37He was a poacher out there today.
09:39In the back of the net, all course, parky boy.
09:41And there's so many people out there.
09:43Isn't it?
09:44It's so surreal.
09:45It's so insane.
09:46And then before we knew it, the waiting was over.
09:48A few words from Cal and Simon later, and we were playing at Wembley.
09:53Well, the starting 11 where I was watching them play at Wembley.
10:08When you fix everything.
10:11I don't know about you, but I gotta get it out.
10:14And I don't know how soon.
10:16Right, no turning back now.
10:18Good luck, boys.
10:27Four minutes in, and I think about you, Jamie.
10:30I think I'm thinking it's looking all, it's like an all Simon FC right now.
10:33It is.
10:34A ginger handball.
10:36Ginger handball.
10:37It's gotta be, it's gotta be Josh, you're right.
10:53I am with gold scorer, Joseph Weller.
10:57You're having a bit of a battle out there, man.
10:59With me.
11:00I had to hit the suey.
11:02I saw that.
11:02He's been on me, and I'm like, I'm not gold.
11:05Yeah, man.
11:05That's celebration, though.
11:07And then Logan likes it.
11:08Oh, mate, I'm sure.
11:09You just hit all your emotes.
11:10Everything you're on the locker.
11:11Yeah, that moment, bro.
11:13Like, that was so sick, though.
11:14Right, people, this is it.
11:15It's a like for like swap.
11:16I'm coming on for Logan.
11:20This is the cat and dog camera we're seeing right now, by the way.
11:24The crowd goes wild for George Clarkey as he comes on the field.
11:28Good player, by the way.
11:30George Clarke, terrible first touch.
11:31Half time, people.
11:33Let's go, boys.
11:34Come on, Josh.
11:34It's coming.
11:35Some good play.
11:36I decided to take a shot from what seemed like Hungary.
11:38Just spoon over the barber.
11:39A couple of early blunders.
11:41I'm in this game of chess.
11:43But I feel like I pulled it together a little bit towards the end.
11:47Such good fun.
11:47And at half time, brought words of wisdom again from the coach.
11:50But what about the players?
11:52Jason, a singular word, please.
11:56Epicness.
11:57It's coming.
11:58I said one word.
11:59Honestly, Americans, man.
12:00Half time over.
12:01Your boy is still a centre back for some reason.
12:04I think because I'm just such a sneaky, large unit.
12:07Centre back.
12:09Gonna still score a goal.
12:10I'm...
12:10Call me Ronald Kerman.
12:14Kerman!
12:15And that's half two already underway.
12:18There's been some interesting play on show.
12:21And lots of goals already scored.
12:24But Team Sidemen FC were still looking for a certain someone to get on the score sheet.
12:29And it felt like it was just around the corner.
12:35Joshua.
12:35Hello.
12:35This is your goddamn half, boy.
12:37I believe in you, keep it up.
12:39It's happening, it's going to happen.
12:41We hope, we hope.
13:04You shine, can't be seen.
13:08Baby, if I could pay you to a kiss from a rose on the grave.
13:14Ooh, the more I get, I feel strange on the field, yeah.
13:20And now that your rose is in bloom.
13:24A light hits the gloom on the grave.
13:30Handball, I just gave a goal away.
13:32It happened.
13:34Hell yeah.
13:36I told you.
13:38Nice work, man.
13:39Thanks, man.
13:40That went absolutely goddamn crazy.
13:42Thanks, man.
13:42Yeah, I did just give Speed his first goal.
13:44Oh!
13:46Hey, you're part of the story.
13:48That's what that's really like.
13:49Not a great part, though.
13:50Doesn't matter, you're part of the story.
13:52How, um...
13:54Here's to the goal that I'm sure I will score in the last three minutes that I come on.
14:00What songs are on licks? Because I want to start singing it.
14:02Yeah, we can play it.
14:04And then, yeah.
14:06Staring at two different views on your window ledge.
14:08Coffee has gone cold.
14:10It's like time froze.
14:12Is it likely that you will score a goal?
14:14I don't know the...
14:16I don't think it's likely.
14:18There you go.
14:20It's you floating in space.
14:22There you go.
14:24It's you floating in space.
14:26There you go.
14:29You go wishing, floating down, I wish it well.
14:31It's like I'm always causing problems, causing hell.
14:33I didn't mean to put you through this, I could tell.
14:35We're gonna sweep this under the carpet.
14:37Is it straight to pens, if it?
14:39Let me know, Tim.
14:41You can't hear it there, but he actually turned to me and said we aren't gonna need them.
14:43I promise to build a new world.
14:45I promise to build a new world.
14:47I promise to build a new world.
14:49I promise to build a new world.
14:51I promise to build a new world.
14:53I promise to build a new world.
14:55I promise to build a new world.
14:57I promise to build a new world.
14:59I promise to build a new world.
15:01I promise to build a new world.
15:03I promise to build a new world.
15:05I promise to build a new world.
15:07I promise to build a new world.
15:09I promise to build a new world.
15:11I promise to build a new world.
15:13I promise to build a new world.
15:15I promise to build a new world.
15:17I promise to build a new world.
15:19I promise to build a new world.
15:21I promise to build a new world.
15:23I promise to build a new world.
15:25of the shittiest goal ever, but how did that even happen?
15:28Somehow I scored, still not sure if it's mine.
15:31Um, it did get touched and apparently it was an own goal otherwise.
15:34Hence, the complete lack of celebration.
15:37But, your boy scored.
15:39Watch and go.
15:43Hiya.
15:44Hey.
15:45You should've planned a celebration.
15:47Hiya.
15:48Such a pessimistic attitude.
15:50It was quite funny though, you just won.
15:52Because I was like, I didn't know if it was my goal or not.
15:55Oh really?
15:56Oh yeah, yeah.
15:57So I just ran, I didn't know if it had gone in and I poked it after.
16:00So I was like, I don't know.
16:02There's not a more me celebration to a goal than that.
16:05Your goal virginity is gone.
16:07Yes.
16:08How does that feel?
16:09Well it's one of them ticked off the list.
16:10Right, well we'll pause my awful banter because I got tagged in this on Twitter the other
16:13day.
16:14If you zoom into the background on the monitor, Kai just gets shot by a sniper in the middle
16:18of my interview and I wasn't even aware of it.
16:21And nobody goes over for a good like 10 minutes so the bloke's just sort of writhing in pain
16:25as I just waffle utter nonsense.
16:28So that was quite funny.
16:29What a weird little life.
16:33I think it was at this point where we could really appreciate just how insane this whole
16:37thing was.
16:38Not only looking at the 90 plus thousand in the crowd, not just doing the famous Wembley
16:43walk, not even just sort of playing on a pitch with people that I have literally grown up
16:47watching, but also finding out that we raised 4.7 million pounds for charity.
16:52So thank you to everybody that made it possible, whether you watched from home or in the crowd.
16:57Fuck yeah!
16:58Yes!
16:59Yes!
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17:20Yes!
17:32There we go.
17:33Chariots in match.
17:34Gone blue.
17:35Insane.
17:36Hey, nice work lads.
17:39What a crazy little world.
17:41Crazy!
17:43Woo!
17:46Ayo, we're back at the hotel. I'm joined by Max the Shredder Fosh.
17:58Hello. That went down seamlessly.
17:59Fuck I know. I spent months preparing for that. I got an engineer to 3D print the fucker.
18:06I get the yellow card and it doesn't turn on so I have to smash it against the ground
18:10and then it turns on. By that point I've already like shredded the card in half with my hand.
18:16Somehow it still works though. Still works. I just still got the Twitter shot. So funny
18:22though.
18:23Just got back to the hotel. What an insane day. I knew like coming into this that I wouldn't
18:32be able to sort of fathom what the hell is going on and why it's happening to me and
18:37everything but it's just like so insane to just experience. Obviously I don't deserve
18:46to be on that pitch. If you're watching Joey Barton.
18:52I've said this before and I feel like I need to say it again. I don't think the imposter
18:57syndrome will ever go. Like I've always been such a like just so obsessed with YouTube
19:04and always wanted to do it. I've seen these charity matches and I've always thought like
19:08damn I want to do that. Like I can't even play football. I want to do that. And it's
19:13just so cool to have been able to do that. I scored at Wembley. What do you mean? Yes
19:21it was a tap in and it was shit. And I ran off and I didn't even realize if it was my
19:25goal or not. Or Toby's or something. It's just so insane and I like I feel like I need
19:30to thank the Sidemen like beyond belief because they've given me so many opportunities with
19:37just videos and I've got I've got to thank them but also obviously y'all who's just seeing
19:44people today and like it's just so strange people sort of shouting your name. It's very
19:51cool and I just feel very blessed and lucky to be in the position I am. Yeah I'm very
19:57happy right now. It seems life's going to get even crazier soon. And I'm yeah I'm just
20:06very thankful. This job is so cool and fun. Thank you all. I'm going to put some jeans
20:12on and then eat my body weight in pasta.