Harrison Ford Tells The GREATEST Joke of All Time! BROCCOLI?

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00:00If I tell this joke, my wife is going to be so mad at me.

00:05This might be the greatest joke of all time.

00:08So this guy's working in the produce department at the grocery store, and a lady walks up

00:14and she says, excuse me.

00:16He says, yes.

00:17She says, where's the broccoli?

00:19I can't find the broccoli.

00:21He said, oh, I'm really sorry, ma'am.

00:23He says, we ran out of broccoli.

00:26We'll have some tomorrow morning.

00:28And he goes back to his work, and he's stacking the oranges, and he hears behind him, mister,

00:34mister.

00:35He turns around, and it's the same lady.

00:37She says, where's the broccoli?

00:41You got any broccoli?

00:42He says, no, ma'am.

00:45We're fresh out of broccoli.

00:47We'll have some tomorrow morning.

00:51Goes back to work.

00:52A couple minutes later, this woman walks right up in his face, and she says, how come I can't

00:57find any broccoli?

01:00He says, lady, do me a favor, will you?

01:05She says, what?

01:06He says, how do you spell, indulge me, how do you spell cat?

01:11He says, like in catastrophic.

01:14She says, C-A-T.

01:17He says, how do you spell dog?

01:20Like in dogmatic.

01:22She says, D-O-G.

01:24He says, how do you spell fuck like in broccoli?

01:27He says, there is no fucking broccoli.

01:28He says, that's what I'm trying to tell you, lady!

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