TV-G | 30min | Comedy, Drama, Family, Music, TV Series | Episode aired 2 December 1964
After some stocks that her father bought for her increases in value, Patty decides to sell stock in a new company: Patty Lane Inc.
Director: Claudio Guzmán
Writers: Austin Kalish, Irma Kalish, Sidney Sheldon, William Asher
Stars: Patty Duke, William Schallert, Jean Byron
After some stocks that her father bought for her increases in value, Patty decides to sell stock in a new company: Patty Lane Inc.
Director: Claudio Guzmán
Writers: Austin Kalish, Irma Kalish, Sidney Sheldon, William Asher
Stars: Patty Duke, William Schallert, Jean Byron
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00:00Hello, everybody.
00:01Hello, darling.
00:02Hello, Uncle Martin.
00:03Hi.
00:04Where's Patti?
00:05I believe she's up in her room.
00:06Oh.
00:07Patti, I'm home.
00:08Hi, Papa.
00:09I'll be right down.
00:10This is great.
00:11The Magnetic Man and the Electrodynamic Monster
00:12are going to fight an ultrasonic duel
00:13over the Subterranean Lady.
00:14Hmm.
00:15That ain't too bad.
00:16I'll be right down.
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11:36I suppose it's a case of having to spend money in order to make money, right?
11:49Wrong.
11:50If we're shrewd, we don't have to spend money.
11:53But how could...
11:54Please!
11:55Girls, be careful how you handle the merchandise.
11:58Ah, Mr. Fleming?
12:01Yes?
12:02What can I do for you?
12:06What can we do for you?
12:09I am Patti Lane, president of Patti Lane Incorporated, and this is one of my directors, Patti Lane.
12:14How do you do?
12:15Mr. Fleming, this is your lucky day.
12:18Look, Miss Lane, be careful, you might break...
12:20Your jar is being considered as the official glassware from Mother Patti's Preserve,
12:24the Jam of the Kings and the King of the Jam.
12:26That's not plastic, you know.
12:28Oh, yes, I know.
12:30Notice its distinctive quality.
12:34Not round like other jars, but square.
12:37Yes, yes, I think it would be very suitable.
12:40As I always say, you can't put quality jam in a cheap jar.
12:45Yeah.
12:46Mr. Fleming, you can send us six dozen jars.
12:49Good, I'll write up the invoice.
12:53Invoice, Mr. Fleming?
12:55Invoice?
12:57Please!
12:58When we are prepared to announce to the world that the Fleming Bottle Company are our official glassmakers?
13:03Six dozen jars isn't a very loud announcement.
13:06Well, that's just the beginning.
13:08Yeah.
13:09Mr. Fleming, I am prepared to offer you 15 shares of stock in Patti Lane Incorporated.
13:16Uh, in exchange for the jars.
13:1815 shares? How do you...
13:20You're right, that's too much.
13:2210 shares, and that is my final offer.
13:25I don't know much about Wall Street.
13:27Uh-huh.
13:28But you do know about Easy Street, Mr. Fleming.
13:31And that's exactly where Patti Lane Incorporated is going to put you.
13:34Yes, it's been a very active stock.
13:37Future orders are already streaming in.
13:39Well, I'll talk to my stockbroker about it.
13:42Mr. Fleming, if Henry Ford came to you with the automobile, would you want to see your stockbroker?
13:51Or Edison with the electric light?
13:53You are in at the birth of a dynasty.
13:56Is it a deal?
13:57It's a deal.
14:02Oh, Mr. Fleming, you should be more careful how you handle our merchandise.
14:11Just look at the way I'm soaring.
14:13At this rate, I'll be able to merge with a larger corporation.
14:15Who would buy us out?
14:17I'll buy them out.
14:19According to my records...
14:20You're out of order. I didn't recognize you.
14:23Why? Do I look different?
14:27If you want the floor, you have to raise your hand.
14:33Chair recognizes Richard Harrison.
14:36According to my records, the number of outstanding shares is 240.
14:42That's great!
14:43Patti, we were capitalizing our stock at 200 shares.
14:48That means we've sold 40 more shares than we have.
14:51How could that happen?
14:53Maybe while you were out trading shares for the jars, the apricots and the sugar,
14:57Ross and I were busy selling shares.
15:00Yeah, we all goofed.
15:08240 shares.
15:09What do you think?
15:12I think we're all under arrest.
15:17Hello? Anybody home?
15:23Hi.
15:24Hello, darling.
15:25What are you all dressed up for?
15:27You're taking me out to dinner.
15:29I am.
15:30Oh, the kitchen is out of bounds for me.
15:32Mother Patti has gone into preserved production.
15:35That I've got to see.
15:41Hi, Popo. Come to watch the wheels of industry turning?
15:43I'm very impressed.
15:45I think we're really quite well organized.
15:47Say, did you manage to work out your surplus stock problem?
15:50Uh-huh.
15:51I decided to give up 40 of my shares and then it balances out okay.
15:54Good.
15:55I'm glad to see you worked it out in such an unselfish manner.
15:58Oh, I didn't mind.
15:59I still have 61 shares and that's more than anybody else.
16:02Hmm.
16:03Now I know why you're known as the she-wolf of Wall Street.
16:06Well, I'll see you next.
16:08Right.
16:10We'd better get started, Patti.
16:12The jam takes an hour to cook.
16:13A whole hour?
16:14Can we do it any faster than that?
16:16Not when you use dried apricots.
16:18Oh, this is supposed to be a modern corporation.
16:20We have to be efficient.
16:21It still has to cook an hour.
16:23Not if you use a pressure cooker.
16:25Oh, my recipe doesn't say anything about...
16:27Of course not.
16:28That was hundreds of years ago.
16:29They didn't even have pressure cookers.
16:31Well, I've never made it any other way before.
16:34Oh, well, you're going to now.
16:35This is the space age.
16:37Here's Mom's.
16:38I'll go over and get some more from some of the other stockholders.
16:49Now, this is what I call mass production.
16:53I've never made so much jam at one time before.
16:55I hope I figured these measurements right.
16:57Maybe I should have traded some shares for a computer.
17:00You don't need a computer.
17:02Kathy got an A in math.
17:05Where do you want me to put these?
17:07Oh, in the oven.
17:08That's the way we sterilize them in mass production.
17:11Aren't you filling them a little too high?
17:13One of the secrets of success is to get the maximum capability...
17:16Out of your equipment.
17:18Here, let's have another refill.
17:24I don't know how you do it.
17:26I'm just a regular guy.
17:27I'm a hand-pulled machine.
17:28I'm not a machine who can do it by hand.
17:30I can do it by hand, but I'm not a machine...
17:32Who can do it by hand?
17:33Well, I'm a machine.
17:35I'm a machine.
17:37Let's have another refill.
17:40Where do I put these labels?
17:41Oh, ask Patty.
17:43Patty, where do these...
17:49Patty, the labels go on the outside of the jam, not the inside.
18:08Isn't it time for the jam to be done?
18:12Yeah, any second now.
18:13I gotta leave soon.
18:15My father only gave me two hours to be a big business tycoon,
18:18and then I gotta go do my homework.
18:21It's been 30 minutes, Patty.
18:23Seems like 30 years.
18:27There it is, folks.
18:28The jam's done.
18:29From now on, the stock of Patty Lane Incorporated skyrockets!
18:37It's skyrocketing, all right!
18:47It's skyrocketing, all right!
18:50Welcome to the Fourth of July.
18:52Our mass production is a mass mess.
18:55You better clean it up before your mother and father get back.
18:57How are we gonna fill our orders?
18:59We'll start all over again with new supplies and chalk it up to research,
19:02so our first quarter profits will be a little less.
19:04I really don't think we should...
19:06The jars! They're still in the oven!
19:14Hey, Chris, put her in the water!
19:15Oh, Patty, don't put them in cold water!
19:31Gee, it smells like apricot jam.
19:36Hmm.
19:46What happened?
19:48I think the bottom just dropped out of the market.
19:56The meeting is now called to order.
19:59Okay, let's face the facts.
20:00We had a couple of setbacks, right?
20:02Right.
20:03And we've wasted all our supplies, right?
20:04Right.
20:05And we can't fill our orders, right?
20:06Right.
20:07But are we licked?
20:08Right!
20:10Come on, now.
20:11There's an old saying in big business.
20:13If at first you don't succeed...
20:14Cry, cry again.
20:17Can you be serious?
20:19We can start over.
20:20Oh, come on!
20:23Patty, sometimes it's wiser to give up.
20:25I'm not giving up!
20:27We know how we've made our mistakes, and the next time we'll avoid them.
20:30Look, we ought to take our losses and dissolve right now.
20:33Patty, that's the way we all feel.
20:35Well, it doesn't matter how you all feel.
20:37I'm the president, and I move we resume operations.
20:39We say no, and we outvote you.
20:42How can you? I'm the majority stockholder.
20:44You have more shares than anyone else.
20:46But you don't have more shares than everyone else combined.
20:50Well, how can you be combined? All the stockholders aren't here.
20:54We have signed proxies from all the other kids.
20:56I mean, all the other stockholders.
20:59And they're all in favor of dissolving the corporation.
21:04You too, Cat?
21:05I'm sorry, Patty.
21:07But it's for your own good.
21:11Ross?
21:13I'm sorry, sis.
21:15So, you deliberately went behind my back to urge people to betray me?
21:21To undermine Patty Lane Incorporated?
21:23We knew you'd want to pick up the pieces, and it's hopeless.
21:33I'm sorry.
21:59Patty, may I come in?
22:03I guess so.
22:07You outvoted me anyway.
22:14I wish you wouldn't feel this way about it.
22:18I'm sorry.
22:20I guess I just never thought that my own family and friends would walk out on me.
22:24We haven't walked out on you, honey. We're right behind you.
22:27Pushing me off the cliff.
22:29Patty, we did it for your own good.
22:31We didn't like to see you get in any deeper.
22:35Don't worry. I'll pay back the stockholders and Mr. Fleming and the others.
22:40Well, that's not really necessary.
22:42I mean, it's already been taken care of.
22:44Everybody's been paid back.
22:47How?
22:48Well, Kathy and Richard and your brother Ross all came to me with some money they'd saved.
22:53They asked me to use it for you, to reimburse the others.
22:57So...
22:59Well...
23:01Papa?
23:06That couldn't have been enough.
23:10You paid them all back, didn't you?
23:14You said you weren't going to bail me out again, but you did.
23:17Honey, if you learn something from it, we'll put it down to the cost of your education.
23:22And it's worth it.
23:25Thanks, Papa.
23:26Besides, I thought it was a wonderful idea.
23:28You just got a little overambitious.
23:31I'll make it up to you.
23:32I'll pay you back every penny, even if it takes forever.
23:34Even if I have to work for it.
23:46How do you like that? We're up to 80 today.
23:49Says they expect it to go even higher.
23:51I made some apricot jam this afternoon, Aunt Natalie.
23:54Good. I'll serve it with breakfast tomorrow.
23:57Pretty big jump from last week, 70 to 80.
23:59Why don't we do something exciting, like go to the movies?
24:02They predict it'll hit 95 before long.
24:05A new high for the year.
24:0770 to 95 in one week.
24:09Sounds like an interesting stock.
24:11Martin, please don't get her started on that again.
24:14But she may have something there.
24:16And if it goes higher than that, they say...
24:18Patty, what's the name of that stock?
24:20You say something?
24:21Yeah, I just asked you what the name of the stock that's doing so well.
24:26What stock?
24:27I'm reading the weather report.
24:29Anybody for the movies?
25:00What a crazy pair
25:02But they're cousins
25:05Identical cousins
25:07And you'll find
25:09They laugh alike
25:10They walk alike
25:11At times they even talk alike
25:13You can lose your mind
25:15When cousins
25:18Are two of a kind