TV-G | 30min | Comedy, Drama, Family, Music, TV Series | Episode aired 9 March 1966
After Patty receives a dress from Cathy, who is on vacation in Paris with her dad, she decides to throw her first adult party. But things get complicated when Uncle Jed arrives.
Director: Gary Nelson
Writers: Arnold Horwitt, Sidney Sheldon, William Asher
Stars: Patty Duke, William Schallert, Jean Byron
After Patty receives a dress from Cathy, who is on vacation in Paris with her dad, she decides to throw her first adult party. But things get complicated when Uncle Jed arrives.
Director: Gary Nelson
Writers: Arnold Horwitt, Sidney Sheldon, William Asher
Stars: Patty Duke, William Schallert, Jean Byron
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00:00And Paris is such absolute heaven, Dad and I are having a marvelous time just walking
00:07around and looking.
00:08Oh, yes, I remember it well.
00:11Yesterday, Dad took me shopping on a terribly fashionable street called Rue Saint.
00:18Rue Saint-Honoré.
00:19Yeah, how'd you know?
00:21I took your mother shopping there once, left a permanent scar on my wallet.
00:25Hey, listen to this.
00:28Dad bought me the most beautiful evening dress, and it looked so terrific on, I made
00:32him get one for you, too.
00:34Now isn't that just like Kathy?
00:36Tell Uncle Martin, Dad is sending him the bill.
00:39Isn't that just like her father?
00:42Come on, Dad, don't be mad.
00:44A real Paris creation.
00:45I can't wait till it gets here.
00:46Mom, do you think they could have delivered it while you were out shopping?
00:51No, dear.
00:52Ross was here all afternoon.
00:53Look, Ross, I'm expecting a very important package from Paris.
00:57He's not even listening.
01:00Ross?
01:01Hmm?
01:02I said Kathy sent me a package from Paris, France, and if you happen to be here when
01:07it arrives, would you please put it...
01:09Why don't you listen to me?
01:11Would you...
01:12Is this it?
01:13Well, why didn't you tell me before?
01:15Oh, you know how I am.
01:16When I work on my cars, I get carried away.
01:19How'd you like to really get carried away?
01:21Well, how do I look?
01:24Like a girl in her first Paris creation.
01:26Oh, Pat, it's a sensation.
01:28Thanks, Mom.
01:29Ah!
01:30That must be Richard.
01:31Oh, um, Father, would you get the door, please?
01:34Certainly, daughter.
01:35Wait a minute.
01:36I want to make an entrance.
01:43Hi, folks.
01:44Patty ready?
01:45Hi, Pat.
01:47We're late.
01:48Let's go.
01:51Richard, take a look around.
01:55Don't you notice something special?
02:01Yeah, you had the place painted.
02:03Richard!
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03:21Someone ought to give a formal dinner party.
03:23Girls will make the boys dress, too.
03:25Like suits and ties?
03:27Why just suits and ties?
03:28We'll make them wear tuxedos.
03:29That would be wild.
03:30Then what's stopping us?
03:31Let's just decide here and now
03:33we're gonna have a formal sit-down dinner party.
03:35With place cards and silver.
03:36And candlelight and wine.
03:38Wine?
03:39Okay, candlelight and soda pop.
03:41Well, I'm with you.
03:42When?
03:43How about Saturday night?
03:44That's perfect.
03:45Great.
03:46Good, then we're all agreed, right?
03:47Right.
03:48What time do you want to set your house, Patty?
03:50Well, I think it's a lovely idea.
03:52How many people are you having?
03:53Just four couples.
03:54I want it to be a small, quiet, charming affair.
03:57What are you planning to serve?
03:59Well, I thought I'd leave that up to Andre.
04:01Who's Andre?
04:02He's the French chef he can hire by the night.
04:07Well, Mom, he's very in
04:08and he only charges $50 a night.
04:10I will do the chefing.
04:11I may be out, but I work cheap.
04:13You have tickets for the theater Saturday.
04:15For the theater?
04:16Yes.
04:17I'll be there.
04:18I'll be there.
04:19For the theater Saturday.
04:20For $50, I'll cook before I go.
04:24Can we at least have a butler to serve?
04:26No.
04:28Any other small, simple, charming, quiet ideas?
04:31Well, I did think it would be nice
04:33to have a gypsy violinist
04:34kind of stroll around and play.
04:36Oh, everybody does that.
04:38Why don't we hire Lawrence Welk?
04:41Okay, Mom, let's talk about the menu.
04:44Well, everybody loved what I served
04:45at your birthday dinner.
04:47Chicken soup and lamb chop?
04:48Richard loved it.
04:49Richard loves grass.
04:51Mom, I'm not putting on my Paris creation
04:53to eat lamb chops.
04:55All right.
04:56What do you suggest?
04:57Here, I copied this down
04:59out of your French cookbook.
05:01To start, pate maison by Tom.
05:04Fine.
05:05What is it?
05:06Chopped liver.
05:07I'll call Sam's delicatessen.
05:11Uh, the soup.
05:12Petit marmiton à la Louis XIV.
05:15Chicken broth.
05:17Chicken broth?
05:18Named that for a famous French king?
05:20He loved quiet, simple, charming food.
05:24What next?
05:25Main course.
05:28Um, what about coutelet d'agneau?
05:32Hey, that's groovy.
05:33What is it?
05:34Lamb chops.
05:37At an elegant black tie dinner party?
05:39We'll dress the chops in elegant little black panties.
05:44Lamb chops.
05:46What about dessert?
05:47Uh, well, can't you think of something?
05:51What about cheese and fresh fruit?
05:53Mom, nobody likes cheese,
05:55and if you have fresh fruit,
05:56the boys are liable to start
05:57playing catch with it.
05:59Yes, that's always a problem
06:01at an elegant dinner party.
06:04What are we gonna have?
06:06Pat, do you remember that fruitcake
06:09your Aunt Ellen used to send us at Christmas?
06:11That'd be perfect.
06:12Do you know how to make it?
06:13No, but I'll write Uncle Jed
06:14and have him send the recipe.
06:16Aw.
06:18It's gonna be a groovy dinner.
06:20Yes.
06:21One dozen carnations, one dozen gladiolas,
06:24uh, two bunches of daisies, and a dozen roses.
06:27Are you ordering for a dinner party
06:28or a gangster's funeral?
06:30Yes, I'll need them late Saturday afternoon.
06:33Okay, fine.
06:34Thank you very much.
06:35Goodbye.
06:37Let's see now.
06:38Flowers, nuts, candles.
06:40Oh, I must remember to get candles.
06:43Ross, what are you doing Saturday?
06:44You're inviting me to your dinner party?
06:46No, I'm inviting you to get lost.
06:48I'll get it.
06:50I'm not gonna let anybody or anything
06:52interfere with my party, including Uncle Jed.
06:56I did.
06:57Uncle Jed?
06:59What a wonderful surprise.
07:01Yeah.
07:02Natalie, you're looking pretty
07:04in a blue ribbon guernsey.
07:05Oh, Jed, you always say the nicest things.
07:09Want to know something?
07:11That extra weight's right be coming to you.
07:13Oh, Jed, hi.
07:15Hold it, hold it there.
07:17Don't cop to being kissed for strangers.
07:20Who is this young lady?
07:23Don't tell me.
07:24It's Patty.
07:25Heh, filled out real nice, ain't she?
07:28We're hoping she'll bring us a blue ribbon.
07:30Eh?
07:32Hey, uh, who's this young fella?
07:35Can't be Ross.
07:36He weren't no more than a spindle shank calf
07:38last time I saw him.
07:40Well, I've grown into a spindle shank boy.
07:46Well, it certainly has been a long time.
07:49Too long, in fact.
07:50Yep, that's just what I got to think of myself
07:53when you wrote me asking for Aunt Ellen's fruitcake.
07:55Must be.
07:56I, uh, thought I'd get on the bus
07:58and deliver it in person.
08:00Well, we're just delighted that you did.
08:02Come in, come in.
08:03Martin's going to be so upset
08:04that he wasn't here to meet you.
08:06Oh.
08:08Still keeping this place hot as a blast furnace, ain't you?
08:11Oh, well, it's not really warm.
08:13It's just that our furnace is a great deal more efficient
08:15than that old coal stove up at the farm.
08:17Oh?
08:19Can you Ross chestnuts over your furnace?
08:22Fix the thermostat, Ross.
08:24Yeah.
08:24Uh, here, Uncle Jed, sit down.
08:28Well, so you got a new dye van.
08:31Mighty fancy.
08:34Uh-oh.
08:35Somebody's went and tore the cellophane
08:37off of that there lampshade.
08:40Hey, you don't want these lights on
08:41in the broad daylight, do you?
08:43You know what I ought to say.
08:44We need it more than the electric company.
08:47Yeah.
08:50Well, uh, how has the bus trip gone, Uncle Jed?
08:53Made it in just a matter under five hours.
08:56Five hours?
08:57You should have taken a plane.
08:58If the good Lord meant for us to fly,
09:00we'd have been born with wings.
09:02Instead of wheels.
09:03Huh?
09:06Patty, come here.
09:07Sit down alongside me.
09:09Tell me all about yourself now.
09:11You got a fellow?
09:12Oh, yeah, yeah.
09:13His name is Richard Harrison.
09:14Glad to meet him.
09:16Had your lunch, Uncle Jed.
09:17Oh, don't worry about that.
09:19I'll eat lunch with you.
09:20We've already had lunch.
09:21Then I'll wait till dinner.
09:23I'll just take a sandwich to tide me over.
09:27Fine.
09:28What would you like?
09:29Chicken, bologna, ham?
09:31Say, that sounds like a dandy combination.
09:34Put some Thousand Island dressing on that,
09:35if you don't mind, and a little mustard.
09:38Have you got any coleslaw?
09:41No.
09:42Forget the coleslaw.
09:43I don't want to be a burden.
09:45Just put a pickle on it.
09:48Uh, Ross, why don't you take Uncle Jed up to the guest room
09:51and get him settled meanwhile?
09:53Good.
09:54Uh, sure, that's a sweet pickle.
09:56That other kind don't set till good.
09:58Mom, how long is he going to stay?
10:00Well, I don't really know, dear, why.
10:02Well, I love him and everything,
10:03but what's going to happen to my dinner party?
10:05Well, why should he interfere with that?
10:07Take it easy on that day of banjo case, Ross.
10:09Oh, you brought your banjo.
10:10Yep.
10:12Thought we'd all get together for a good old-fashioned hoot.
10:15That's one way he could interfere.
10:19Honey, I don't think there's any reason
10:20to get upset in advance, because after all...
10:22Hi, everybody.
10:23Martin, am I glad you're home early.
10:25I'm glad you're home early, too.
10:27I'm glad you're home early.
10:28Guess who dropped in on us unexpectedly.
10:30Natalie, I thought you were going to talk to your mother
10:32about that sort of thing.
10:33It's not Grandma, it's Uncle Jed.
10:36What?
10:37You mean to tell me that old...
10:38Howdy, Martin.
10:40Oh, hi there, Uncle Jed.
10:48More coffee, Uncle Jed?
10:50Uh, don't mind if I do.
10:54He's really hooked on that TV, isn't he?
10:56I'll say, he's been glued to that set ever since he got here.
10:58You'd think he'd be worried about using up all that electricity.
11:01I don't think he was till he figured out
11:02the free entertainment was a bargain.
11:06Dad, my dinner party's tonight.
11:08Suppose Uncle Jed decides to stay parked in there.
11:11Oh, I don't worry about that.
11:13Want to bet?
11:14What do you mean?
11:15There's a big rodeo on Channel 7 tonight.
11:18Guess who's not going to miss it?
11:19Oh, Dad, you've got to tell me.
11:22Dad, you've got to do something.
11:24I can't give an elegant dinner party
11:25with Uncle Jed parked in there watching a rodeo.
11:28Patty, he's my father's only brother.
11:30What can I do?
11:31Well, can't you take him someplace tonight?
11:34Tonight? Are you joking?
11:35We've got tickets for Hello, Dolly.
11:37Do you mean to tell me you're going to leave
11:39your father's only brother alone on a Saturday night?
11:42Oh, Patty, we've waited three months for these tickets.
11:45You know how long I've been waiting
11:47to give an elegant dinner party?
11:48All my life.
11:49All right, all right, just a minute now.
11:51I have an idea.
11:56Uncle Jed?
11:57Shh, shh.
11:58It's only the commercial.
12:00Yeah, that's my favorite one, Martin.
12:03You get a washing machine that jumps up
12:05and down near Hits the Ceiling.
12:07Please, Uncle Jed.
12:09Believe me, there'll be another one on in a few minutes.
12:12What's on your mind, Martin?
12:14Uncle Jed, you know who you ought to look up?
12:17Cousin Clarence.
12:18Clarence Withers?
12:19Well, him and me was boys together.
12:21That's right.
12:22Yeah.
12:23Used to go fishing every day after school.
12:26Sometimes during school.
12:30Well, he's retired now,
12:31and he lives not too far from here.
12:33How'd you like to get together with him sometime?
12:35Like tonight?
12:37Tonight?
12:38What about my rodeo?
12:40Well, you could both watch it on his set.
12:42Oh.
12:43Martin, that's a Jim Deadly idea.
12:45Good.
12:46I'll call him right now.
12:48Good old Cousin Clarence.
12:50Ain't seen him since he give up his automobile dealership back home.
12:55Martin,
12:56put down that phone.
12:58I ain't a-goin'.
12:59Why?
13:00No, sir.
13:02Wouldn't set foot in that old buzzard's house
13:05if I was caught in a typhoon.
13:06Why not?
13:07Well, he sold me the worst lemon I ever bought.
13:1032-packered.
13:1132?
13:12That's ancient history, Uncle Jed.
13:14Here's a piece of advice for you, Martin.
13:17Never forget an injury.
13:20I'll get it.
13:21Might be for me, you know.
13:26Well?
13:28Everything was fine
13:29until Uncle Jed discovered a Packard in his past.
13:33Flowers.
13:34Who's sick?
13:35Oh.
13:38Well, they're for, uh,
13:40Patty's dinner party tonight.
13:42Party?
13:43You're having a party tonight?
13:45Well, it's just sort of a get-together, Uncle Jed.
13:47Why didn't somebody tell me about it?
13:49Well, it was sort of a sudden decision.
13:51And you wanted me to go a-visiting tonight?
13:53How come?
13:54Well, you see, Uncle Jed, I, um...
13:58If you're worried about me being in the way, you needn't.
14:08I think he's hurt.
14:10I'd better go and apologize.
14:11No, I will.
14:12It was my fault.
14:15I sure feel rotten about making him feel unwanted.
14:18Well, just explain to him that he's gotten a wrong impression.
14:21Okay.
14:25Lucky I thought to bring this with me.
14:27Nothing zings up a do like a little banjo music.
14:30Banjo music?
14:31Yep.
14:32Now I'll provide some entertainment before dinner
14:35and then afterwards we can all gather round.
14:38Ain't nothing helps the digestion like a good loud sing.
14:42Sit down.
14:44Now, I know you young folks like to dance
14:47and I'm real good at that, too.
14:49Oh, don't worry.
14:50I know you think I could only play square dances.
14:52Not true.
14:53I'm right up to the minute.
14:54Play polkas, foxtrots, the whole works.
14:57Here, give me a sample.
15:00One, two, three, four.
15:04Wait a minute.
15:05One, two, three, four.
15:07Wait a minute.
15:08One, two, three, four.
15:18Time to get them together.
15:20Well, haven't quite got the hang of that one.
15:23I'll give you one of my favorites.
15:25Here.
15:31Yeah, that's very catchy.
15:34Well, that's just the introduction.
15:36Wait till you hear the song.
15:44You know, my foot's the biggest part of my trouble.
15:47Well, don't worry, Patty.
15:49I'll work out a nice snappy routine for your party tonight.
15:52You know, Uncle Jet, I think it's time for Young Widow Malone.
15:56Young Widow Malone.
15:58Say, that's one of my favorites.
15:59Never miss that.
16:00You know, that poor gal is in a heap of trouble.
16:06Patty, I wish I could suggest something.
16:09I've got an idea.
16:10Yeah?
16:11Why don't you entertain my friends and I'll go see Hello Dolly?
16:14Patty, I know how you feel.
16:16But for all you know,
16:17your friends might find him kind of quaint and interesting.
16:20I think you're exaggerating the problem.
16:22It's all relative.
16:23Mm-hmm.
16:24Yours, Martin.
16:26Maybe we should give him one of our Hello Dolly tickets.
16:29You mean you wouldn't mind giving it up?
16:31Me?
16:32You and Uncle?
16:33Well, now, wait a minute.
16:35Shh.
16:36I want to hear this.
16:37This offer is good anywhere in the metropolitan area.
16:40Remember, we'll install a color TV set in your own home
16:43for one week, free of charge.
16:45Did you hear that?
16:46What was it?
16:48An answer to my prayer.
16:53You sure there's no extra charge for this?
16:55Not a penny, Uncle Jet.
16:57If that, don't beat everything.
16:59Wait till I get back home and tell them
17:01that I've seen the rodeo in real live color.
17:03Yeah, you'll practically be able to smell the horses.
17:05Yippee!
17:08Say, Patty,
17:09you sure you young people won't mind my passing up the dinner?
17:12Sure we'll mind, Uncle Jet.
17:14But we wouldn't want you to miss your rodeo in color.
17:16Patty, I'm leaving you all my money.
17:19Serve to make some.
17:22Pat, I'll have everything ready to serve
17:24before we leave for the theater.
17:25Okay, Mom.
17:26How's the table look?
17:27Oh, well, it just looks beautiful, dear.
17:29Where are the candles?
17:31Oh, I knew I forgot something.
17:33Ross!
17:34Yeah?
17:35Look, would you run down to the store
17:36and get some pretty candles for the dinner table?
17:38Just as soon as I check out the tape machine.
17:40Ross, there isn't time.
17:41Well, you want elegant dinner music, don't you?
17:44Oh, I blew a fuse.
17:46Oh, brother, I really needed this tonight.
17:48Ross!
17:49Hurry up, dear.
17:50Run down and put in a new fuse, will you?
17:52Yeah, be fast about it.
17:53I gotta dress.
17:54Hold on there, sonny.
17:55Fuse won't do us no good.
17:57What do you mean?
17:58Take a look outside, honey.
18:00Holy cow!
18:01The whole neighborhood's black.
18:02Well, you can't blame that one on me.
18:04That's electricity for you.
18:05Not dependable.
18:07Got the radio on.
18:08And at exactly 6.15 p.m.,
18:10a massive power blackout struck the borough of Brooklyn.
18:13The whole borough?
18:14Yes, the whole borough.
18:16Police were already at work
18:17trying to repair the damaged lines,
18:19but a power company spokesman
18:20estimated it'll be four to eight hours
18:22before we'll have lights again.
18:24Four to eight hours?
18:26Oh, boy.
18:28There goes my rodeo.
18:30Mom?
18:32I'm terribly sorry.
18:34It's all right.
18:35There'll be another rodeo.
18:39Oh, darling, now don't be upset.
18:42Hear, hear now, Panty.
18:43What's wrong?
18:44Don't you understand?
18:45I can't have my dinner party now.
18:47How come?
18:48Uncle Jed, the whole house runs on electricity.
18:51Don't see why that should interfere with anything.
18:53How am I going to cook dinner?
18:55You're gonna cook dinner.
18:57I've got a fireplace, ain't you?
18:59Ross, get a fire started.
19:01Right.
19:02Got candles in the house, ain't you?
19:04No, we never got any.
19:06Oh.
19:07Ross, I'll get that.
19:09You run on out and get us a whole heap of candles.
19:12Right.
19:13Uncle Jed,
19:14you really think this is gonna work?
19:16Why not, sis?
19:18Eaton was invented long for electricity.
19:23Nobody has any candles?
19:25Everybody got there ahead of me.
19:26They're all sold out.
19:27Uncle Jed,
19:28what are we gonna do now?
19:29We can't eat in the dark.
19:30No.
19:31There's only one thing to do.
19:34What's that?
19:35Macaroon candles.
19:36How do you do that?
19:37Natalie,
19:38you got any paraffin in the house?
19:40Why, yes, I have.
19:42Patty,
19:43take all she's got
19:44and put it into a pot
19:45and melt it on the fire.
19:46Okay.
19:47Do we need anything else?
19:48Yeah.
19:49We need some milk cartons,
19:51some string,
19:52some clothespins,
19:53and some coleslaw.
19:55We still don't have any coleslaw.
19:57Oh.
19:58Well, then bring me another pickle.
20:01Okay.
20:05Poor Martin,
20:06stuck in his office.
20:07I ought to say
20:08Fit was invented
20:09for elevators.
20:11Uncle Jed,
20:12you're out of this world.
20:13I may be soon, Patty,
20:15but I ain't yet.
20:18Patty,
20:19it's no use.
20:20I just can't get a line.
20:21Everybody in town
20:22must be on the phone.
20:23Oh, that's it.
20:24I'm wiped out.
20:25What's got into
20:26the churn now?
20:27Oh,
20:28Ross has been trying
20:29to call Patty's friends
20:30to tell them that
20:31the dinner is still on
20:32and he can't get through.
20:33Hadn't you got
20:34the bicycles, honey?
20:35Of course.
20:36Well,
20:37don't just stand there.
20:38Get out
20:39and spread the word,
20:40Paul Revere.
20:41Yeah,
20:42one if I land,
20:43two if I see.
20:44The candle's in it.
20:45See, Patty,
20:46you can't let life
20:47get the better of you.
20:48You got to take it
20:49by the handles
20:50and make it go down
20:51the right furrow.
20:52Uncle Jed,
20:53will you marry me?
20:58Sweet child.
21:00Oh, Patty,
21:01it's just the most
21:02perfect dinner
21:03and I really love
21:04your dress.
21:05Oh, thank you, Ross.
21:06Hey, did I happen
21:07to mention that
21:08it was an original
21:09from Paris, France?
21:10Every now and then.
21:11I got my tux
21:12from Louie's rental service.
21:13It's wild, Richard.
21:14It's really you.
21:15No,
21:16it's Louie's.
21:17Oh.
21:18Hey, kids,
21:19why don't we
21:20go in there and dance?
21:21Haven't you heard, Richard?
21:22Oh, yes, Bill.
21:23Even the transistor
21:24radios are out.
21:25Well,
21:26what are we gonna do now?
21:28Sonny,
21:29glad you asked
21:30that question.
21:38Lost my partner,
21:39what'll I do?
21:40Lost my partner,
21:41what'll I do?
21:42Lost my partner,
21:43what'll I do?
21:44Skip to my Lou,
21:45my darling, hey.
21:46Skip, skip,
21:47skip to my Lou.
21:48Skip, skip,
21:49skip to my Lou.
21:50Skip, skip,
21:51skip to my Lou.
21:52Skip, skip,
21:53skip to my Lou.
21:54Skip to my Lou,
21:55my darling.
21:56You'll find
21:57another one prettier, too.
21:58You'll find
21:59another one prettier, too.
22:00You'll find
22:01another one prettier, too.
22:02Skip to my Lou,
22:03my darling.
22:04Skip, skip,
22:05skip to my Lou.
22:06Skip, skip,
22:07skip to my Lou.
22:08Skip, skip,
22:09skip to my Lou.
22:10Skip, skip,
22:11skip to my Lou.
22:12Skip to my Lou,
22:13my darling.
22:14Skip to my Lou,
22:15my darling.
22:16Skip to my Lou,
22:17my darling.
22:18Skip to my Lou,
22:19my darling.
22:20Why, Martin,
22:21what happened to you?
22:23I tried to walk down
22:2456 flights of stairs.
22:25Aw.
22:26Hey, Patty,
22:27I see you had
22:28the party after all, huh?
22:29Yep.
22:30Thanks to Uncle Jed.
22:31He managed everything.
22:32Well, you see,
22:33there's a lot to be said
22:34for the old-fashioned ways
22:35after all.
22:36Hey, uh, Martin,
22:37how about this one?
22:38Used to be your favorite.
22:43Still is.
22:44Oh, when the saints
22:46go marching in,
22:48oh, when the saints
22:50go marching in,
22:52oh, Lord,
22:54I want to be
22:56in that number.
22:58Oh, when the saints
23:00go marching in,
23:02oh, when the sun
23:04begins to shine,
23:06begins to shine,
23:08oh, when the sun
23:10begins to shine,
23:12oh, Lord,
23:13I want to be
23:15in that number.
23:17Oh, when the sun
23:19begins to shine,
23:21when the sun
23:23sounds the call,
23:25when the trumpet
23:27sounds the call,
23:29oh, Lord,
23:31I want to be
23:33in that number,
23:35when the trumpet
23:37sounds the call.
23:43While strolling
23:45in the park one day,
23:47in the merry, merry
23:49month of May,
23:51I was taken by
23:53surprise by a girl.
23:55Hey, Mike!
23:57Great timing.
23:58Hey, now we can have
23:59some dancing music.
24:01Hey, Rich,
24:02I've got a better idea.
24:09Isn't that better,
24:10Uncle Jeff?
24:11Patty,
24:12that there is boss.
24:13It's really boss.
24:14Well, you know
24:15what I always say,
24:16we can use it more
24:17than the electric company.
24:18Yeah,
24:19that's pretty good, Patty.
24:21All right, everybody,
24:22together now.
24:23A one and two.
24:25While strolling
24:26through the park
24:27one day,
24:29in the merry,
24:30merry month of May,
24:32I was taken
24:33by surprise
24:34by a pair
24:35of roguish eyes.
24:36In a moment
24:37my poor heart
24:38was stole away.
24:40I immediately
24:41raised my hand
24:43and finally she...
24:48Here's Kathy
24:49who's lived
24:50most everywhere
24:52from Zanzibar
24:54to Barclays Square.
24:56But Patty's only
24:57seen the sights
24:58a girl can see
24:59from her house.
25:00What a crazy pair,
25:02but they're cousins,
25:05identical cousins,
25:08and you'll find
25:10they laugh alike,
25:11they walk alike,
25:12at times they even
25:13talk alike.
25:14You can lose
25:15your mind
25:17when cousins
25:19are two of a kind.