TV-G | 30min | Comedy, Drama, Family, Music, TV Series | Episode aired 10 February 1965
Ross is expecting his usual surprise birthday party. But the family has other ideas.
Director: David Davis
Writers: Ed Jurist, Sidney Sheldon, William Asher
Stars: Patty Duke, William Schallert, Jean Byron
Ross is expecting his usual surprise birthday party. But the family has other ideas.
Director: David Davis
Writers: Ed Jurist, Sidney Sheldon, William Asher
Stars: Patty Duke, William Schallert, Jean Byron
Category
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00:00I'm hungry, let's eat.
00:04No, let's finish this game of Scrabble first.
00:07How many peas in pizza?
00:09There aren't any peas in pizza.
00:11There's mushrooms and anchovies and...
00:14Never mind.
00:16Pizza.
00:18Move.
00:19Okay, okay.
00:31This in here.
00:33This in here.
00:34Will you move?
00:35Okay.
00:41There.
00:43What's that?
00:44Just what it says, crunch.
00:46Hey, wait a minute.
00:47That's crunch spelled with a C.
00:50What makes you such a big expert?
00:54Patty, how are we going to get Ross's presents into the closet within the city right there?
00:59I'll tell you what.
01:00I'll get him into a nice friendly conversation.
01:02That'll distract him.
01:03No, it won't.
01:04That would only make him suspicious.
01:06You're right.
01:07Okay.
01:08I'll get him into a nice friendly argument.
01:10Once I've got his attention, you make a beeline for the closet, okay?
01:13All right.
01:15Can you hear me?
01:24Well, well, well.
01:26Playing Scrabble, fellas?
01:28No, we're drilling for oil.
01:30Drilling for oil.
01:31That's very funny, Ross.
01:33Will you put an egg in your shoe and beat it?
01:35Oh, you're really whipped today.
01:37Hey, come on.
01:38Give it a...
01:39Oh, now you've done it.
01:40I'm sorry, Ross.
01:42Keep looking.
01:44I think you'll get some more.
01:45How many was this?
01:46Seven?
01:47Yeah.
01:48Oh, here's another one.
01:50Oh, here's another one.
01:52Okay, I think you've got them all now.
01:57I got it!
01:59D-O-G.
02:01Dog.
02:02I'm tired of this game.
02:03Why don't we go outside and hack around?
02:05Okay.
02:06Oh, wait a minute, fellas.
02:08How about a nice game of three-handed Scrabble?
02:11Then you'll play with us?
02:12Oh, sure.
02:13I'd love to.
02:14Okay.
02:17Are you ready?
02:19Play Scrabble with you?
02:20Put an egg in your shoe and beat it.
02:25You know, you're right.
02:26Your sister is a flip.
02:27No, she's not.
02:28She didn't really want to play.
02:29No?
02:30Nah, she was just keeping us busy
02:32while Kathy hid my birthday presents.
02:34How do you know?
02:36I just know.
02:37It's kind of a gift I have.
02:39Like...
02:40Like mental telepathy?
02:42No, like eavesdropping.
03:14Kathy adores a minuet
03:17The ballet Russe and Crepe Suzette
03:20Our Patty loves to rock and roll
03:22A hot dog makes her lose control
03:24What a wild duet
03:26Still they're cousins
03:29Identical cousins
03:31And you'll find
03:33They laugh alike
03:34They walk alike
03:35At times they even talk alike
03:37You can lose your mind
03:39When cousins
03:41Are two of a kind
03:50Come and get it.
03:51Boy!
03:52My mother never gives me lunch in my room.
03:55Not even when they want you out of the way
03:56so they can talk about you?
03:58Is that what they're doing?
03:59Of course.
04:00They're discussing my birthday.
04:02Boy, you sure got grown-ups figured out,
04:04don't you, Ross?
04:06Why not?
04:07I've been around them all my life.
04:10But we always give Ross
04:12a surprise party on his birthday.
04:14Mommy was younger then.
04:16Can't argue with that kind of logic.
04:18I mean, he's not a baby anymore.
04:20I think a surprise party would just embarrass him.
04:22Do you really think it would, Patty?
04:24Of course.
04:25We can't just give him
04:26one of those old boy parties anymore.
04:28And he doesn't know enough girls.
04:30He's at that awkward in-between age.
04:32He's too old for marbles
04:33and too young for martinis.
04:35Well, all right, I guess we'll
04:37skip the birthday party this year.
04:39Good.
04:40Right.
04:43Right now they're downstairs
04:44planning a surprise party for me.
04:46I have one every year.
04:47It's kind of an old family tradition, you know?
04:49Then I should go ahead and get you a present?
04:51Well, that's up to you.
04:53But you'd look pretty silly
04:54coming to a birthday party without one.
04:58But besides his presents,
04:59I think we should do something
05:00to celebrate Ross's birthday.
05:02Well, what do you think he'd like?
05:04I've got a great idea.
05:06I saw an ad in the paper.
05:07Excuse me, Papa.
05:09Here.
05:10The creature that swallowed the earth.
05:12It's perfect.
05:13Perfect for what?
05:15See the monsters.
05:16Half vegetable, half human.
05:18See raw violence as horror stalks the streets.
05:20See the earth devoured alive,
05:22gulp by gulp.
05:23It's raw.
05:24Yes.
05:25He's mad about monster pictures.
05:27You mean take him to see that for his birthday?
05:29Well, do you really think
05:30he'd enjoy that sort of thing?
05:31You know I think he'd love it.
05:33Good.
05:34Now all we have to do
05:35is find somebody to take him.
05:38Thank you for volunteering, Patty.
05:48The best part is watching them
05:49try to keep it a secret every year.
05:51I'll bet.
05:52Hey, slick.
05:54The things they do to get me out of the house
05:56till the party's ready.
05:57Like once, a long time ago
05:59when I was just a kid,
06:00they told Patty to take me
06:01to one of those merry-go-rounds on a truck
06:03and give me a few rides.
06:04Was that funny?
06:05Yeah.
06:06I wouldn't get off and go home.
06:08Then once, she took me to the movies
06:10and when we get there, she says,
06:12Oh, dear, I just realized I saw this picture.
06:15So we go home and of course there's a party.
06:17I'm dying to find out
06:18what they're gonna pull this year.
06:21Enter.
06:24Uh, Ross?
06:25Could I speak to you, dear?
06:27In a minute.
06:29You let her call you dear?
06:34On my birthday,
06:35I have to make these allowances.
06:37As soon as that's over,
06:38she goes back to you little rat.
06:41Now, what can I do for you?
06:43How would you like to see
06:44The Creatures That Swallowed the Earth?
06:46Yeah.
06:47Good.
06:48What's the joke?
06:49No, it's not a joke.
06:50It's a movie.
06:51I thought maybe you'd like
06:52to go with me tomorrow.
06:53Tomorrow?
06:54Yeah.
06:55You know, for your birthday.
06:56That's right.
06:58Tomorrow is my birthday, isn't it?
07:00Yeah.
07:01What do you say?
07:02Is it a date?
07:03Thanks, Patty.
07:04It's my pleasure.
07:05No.
07:06It's my pleasure.
07:07Okay.
07:08Have a good time.
07:10Did you hear that?
07:11She's doing the movie bit again.
07:14Boy, you sure were right.
07:16Let's make out a list of the guys
07:17who want to come to the party.
07:18Oh, boy.
07:20Joey.
07:21And Al.
07:22Al's a good guy.
07:23Yeah.
07:24And Nicky.
07:27No girls.
07:29All right.
07:30Well, I'll see what I can do.
07:33Call you later.
07:35Oh, Martin.
07:36Yeah?
07:37Margie has a problem.
07:38Her in-laws came in
07:39unexpectedly from Texas.
07:40That is a problem.
07:41Martin,
07:42she was going to have
07:43the bridge club
07:44at her house tomorrow,
07:45but since we're not
07:46giving Ross a surprise
07:47birthday party,
07:48would you mind
07:49if I had them here?
07:50The in-laws?
07:51The bridge club.
07:53No, no.
07:54Of course not.
07:55Oh, darling, thank you.
07:56That's really very thoughtful.
07:57Yeah.
07:58Besides, it gives me a good excuse
07:59to get out of the house
08:00and play some golf.
08:02Let's see now.
08:03I better call the bakery.
08:06How will you folks know
08:07that's a list of people
08:08you want to come to the party?
08:10There's a little hint.
08:11See?
08:12A list of my most
08:13sociable friends.
08:15You're a master.
08:16Please, no hair-worshipping.
08:18Is this Piper's Bakery?
08:20This is Mrs. Lane.
08:21I'd like to put in
08:22a special order
08:23for tomorrow, please.
08:24Would you send over
08:25a dozen chocolate
08:26whipped cream tarts, please?
08:28Fine, thank you.
08:29We're in big trouble.
08:31Why?
08:32Well, she ordered 12 cakes
08:33and we've only got
08:34six guys on the list.
08:35What are we gonna do?
08:37Go back upstairs
08:38and invite six more guys.
08:41Genius.
08:42Sheer genius.
08:51We'll use a bigger glass
08:52next time.
08:53Rod!
08:54Come on, we'll be late
08:55for the movie.
08:56Be right there.
08:57Did you hear that, Stanley?
08:58I'd better hurry
08:59or I'll be late
09:00for the movie.
09:02Yeah, I wish
09:03I hadn't found out.
09:04It makes it tough
09:05to play along with them.
09:07Well, I should be home
09:08in about 15 minutes,
09:09so you and the rest of the guys
09:10can come over anytime.
09:12Right.
09:13Bye.
09:16Are you sure you wouldn't
09:17like to go with us, Kathy?
09:18Oh, I'd love to, Patty,
09:19but a peculiar thing
09:20happens to me at horror movies.
09:22What?
09:23I get horrified.
09:25Is that so?
09:26Besides, I have
09:27a tennis stick with that.
09:29Patty, don't let Ross
09:30see the movie more than twice.
09:31I want him home
09:32in time for dinner.
09:33Oh, don't worry, Mama.
09:34I'll have all I can do
09:35to sit through it once.
09:36Oh, Martin,
09:37if you expect to make your escape,
09:38I suggest you do it now,
09:40because the whole gang
09:41will be here any moment.
09:44Ross,
09:45what are you all dressed up for?
09:47Well, don't you think
09:48I should be dressed
09:49for my own whoops?
09:51We're only going to the movies.
09:53Sure.
09:54The movies.
09:56Don't worry, Mama.
09:57I'll bring him home in time.
09:58And, Ross,
09:59I don't want you
10:00stuffing yourself
10:01with a lot of popcorn and junk.
10:02Do you understand?
10:03You mean at the
10:04movies?
10:05Yes.
10:06Don't worry.
10:07There isn't much chance
10:08of my stuffing myself
10:09at the movies.
10:12Ross, are you feeling all right?
10:14Me? Great.
10:17Have a good time
10:18at the movie, Ross.
10:19At the movie.
10:20Sure, thanks.
10:21You bet.
10:22Oh, I'll help you
10:23with that out, Natalie.
10:24Oh, would you, Kathy?
10:26Of course.
10:28You sure you're all right?
10:30Sure.
10:31Let's go, Patty.
10:33Right.
10:34We don't want to miss
10:35the beginning of the movie.
10:36Oh, certainly not.
10:37Ta-ta.
10:42Keep an eye on him,
10:43will you, Patty?
10:44Yeah.
10:45I don't know what's with him.
10:46Maybe his tie's too tight.
10:48I bet he's just excited
10:49because it's his birthday.
10:51No.
10:52There's something wild going on.
10:54I've got that terrible feeling
10:55we're living with a time bomb.
10:57Ah, it's just my imagination.
10:59Well, see ya.
11:02Well, I better get going.
11:04I've got to meet Otto King
11:05at the country club.
11:06Maybe it's silly,
11:07but I feel guilty.
11:08Why?
11:09Because it's Ross' birthday.
11:11You're going golfing,
11:12I'm having a bridge party,
11:13Kathy's playing tennis.
11:15Natalie, Ross is doing
11:16what he likes to do.
11:18He's watching a half-vegetable
11:19monster devour the earth.
11:23I do hope we're not making
11:24a mistake by not having
11:25a party for him.
11:26So do I.
11:27Now, believe me,
11:28I'm his father,
11:29and the last thing in the world
11:30he's thinking of
11:31is a surprise birthday party.
11:35Oh, the girls are here.
11:37The thundering herd.
11:38I'll go out the back way.
11:39Well, as long as you're here,
11:40the least you can do
11:41is say hello.
11:43The least I can do
11:44is say goodbye.
11:48Hi!
11:50Look, girls,
11:51the first husband
11:52we've caught this year.
11:54Well, uh, not quite.
11:55I was just on my way out.
11:57Four.
11:58Hi, dear.
12:05Oh!
12:06Hi, Stanley.
12:07Ross isn't here.
12:09He said half an hour.
12:10Am I too early?
12:12Too early for what?
12:14For Ross' big surprise party.
12:23So Ross didn't want to let on,
12:25but he knew about
12:26the surprise party
12:27all the time.
12:28He knew about the...
12:29Patty was right.
12:30The time bomb is going off.
12:31He even heard you
12:32ordering the cakes.
12:33And when he heard
12:34you order a dozen,
12:35he called up
12:36and invited more guests.
12:37Oh, no.
12:38Am I the first one?
12:39Oh, yes.
12:41And are there
12:42going to be many more?
12:43I'll say.
12:44Everybody's coming.
12:47As Patty would say,
12:48oh, boy.
12:50There's nothing wrong,
12:52wrong.
12:53Oh, no.
12:54Nothing's wrong.
12:55Everything is just fine.
12:56Good.
12:57Gee, Mrs. Lane,
12:58I can't tell you
12:59how much Ross is looking forward
13:00to this party.
13:01Oh, good.
13:02That's fine.
13:03Stanley, now you just wait
13:04out on the patio
13:05until the other boys get here,
13:06and here's some cookies
13:07to tide you over.
13:09Kathy, you're right.
13:11About what?
13:12About, oh, boy.
13:14Well, I don't think
13:15we have much choice.
13:16Since most of the guests
13:17seem to be on their way,
13:18there's nothing else for us
13:19to do but find the host.
13:21We're having a birthday party.
13:22All right.
13:23I'll call the theater
13:24and see if I can get in touch
13:25with Patty.
13:26Oh, would you, Kathy?
13:27And I'll go to the market
13:28and get some hot dogs
13:29and lemonades
13:30and party favors and prizes.
13:31Oh, and if the boys come
13:32before I get back,
13:34maybe they can learn
13:35to play bridge.
13:38Hello.
13:39Information.
13:40May I please have
13:41the telephone number
13:42in Brooklyn Heights?
13:45Creature that swallowed the earth.
13:46Looks like a great picture,
13:47doesn't it?
13:48Yeah, I wish I could
13:49see it sometime.
13:50What?
13:51I mean, I can't wait.
13:52Hey, hiya, Ross.
13:53You going to the movie?
13:54Well, sort of.
13:55What do you mean
13:56you're going to the movie sort of?
13:57You're either going
13:58or you're not.
13:59Oh, Ross, wait there, huh?
14:00I'm not.
14:01They gave me
14:02a surprise party today.
14:03Oh, I get it.
14:04The old decoy trick
14:05to get you out of the house
14:06while they're getting
14:07everything ready.
14:08Yeah, they're real amateurs
14:09and it's kind of pitiful.
14:10Yeah, my folks, too.
14:11Say, uh,
14:12so you're having
14:13a surprise party, huh?
14:14Yeah.
14:17Yeah.
14:18Well, uh,
14:20many happy returns
14:21and hope you have
14:22a good time at your party.
14:23You'll have to tell me
14:24about it sometime.
14:25Hey, wait a minute, Joey.
14:26Weren't you invited?
14:27Well, it's okay.
14:28I mean, it's your party.
14:29You can invite
14:30whoever you want.
14:31Your name was on the list.
14:32My folks must have called you.
14:33Were you out this morning?
14:34Just fooling around
14:35in the garage for a while.
14:36Well, there you are.
14:37You mean I'm invited?
14:38Yeah.
14:39Gee, thanks.
14:40Hey, is Keith going?
14:41Yeah.
14:42That's funny.
14:43I just saw him.
14:44He didn't say anything about it.
14:45My folks must have
14:46missed him, too.
14:47I tell you,
14:48they just aren't
14:50and make sure they're all there.
14:51Gotcha.
14:53My sister's coming.
14:54Yeah, well, uh, okay, uh,
14:55Ross, old buddy.
14:56Uh, enjoy the movie.
15:00Well, I got the tickets.
15:01Let's go.
15:02You bought tickets?
15:03What for?
15:05It's a little ceremony
15:06they make you go through
15:07before they let you in.
15:08Well, you mean
15:09you're going in
15:10even though you saw
15:11the picture before?
15:12Who says I saw it?
15:13Well, weren't you
15:14gonna say that?
15:15No.
15:16Well, then how...
15:17I mean, where...
15:18Huh?
15:19What?
15:20Nothing.
15:21Nothing.
15:23You know, they ought to
15:24write a science fiction
15:25picture about you.
15:26Come on.
15:27The monster already
15:28devoured half of New Jersey.
15:35Yes.
15:36Yes, I know
15:37the movie is in progress,
15:39but couldn't you send
15:40someone to look for them,
15:41please?
15:42Uh, the boy is about
15:43four feet, ten inches
15:44with blonde hair
15:45and blue-gray eyes
15:46and he wears, uh,
15:47uh, glasses.
15:48Brown frame glasses.
15:50And Patchy's
15:51very easy to recognize.
15:52She looks a lot like me.
15:54I'm sorry.
15:55I mean...
15:57Yes, I know your theater
15:58must be very crowded,
15:59but this is important.
16:01Oh, no, it's not
16:02exactly an emergency.
16:03It's more of a crisis.
16:06Hello?
16:07Hello?
16:09Hello?
16:11Oh.
16:12Oh.
16:16Excuse me.
16:28Hi.
16:30Is he here yet?
16:31No, not yet.
16:32Where do we hide?
16:35Follow me.
16:38Right this way, boys.
16:39Excuse me.
16:40Yes, now cool,
16:41I tell you.
16:42Yes, yes.
16:43Oh, oh, oh.
16:44Oh, oh, oh.
16:45Oh, excuse me.
16:46Oh, excuse me.
16:47Excuse me.
16:48Excuse me.
16:49Excuse me.
16:52Um...
16:54Well...
16:56Here.
16:57There's Stanley.
16:58Hi, guys.
16:59You're late.
17:00Hi, Stan.
17:01Where's the birthday boy?
17:02Oh, he'll be along
17:03any minute.
17:04Where do we hide?
17:05You wouldn't like
17:06to play bridge, would you?
17:07Bridge?
17:08Never mind.
17:09Why don't you all
17:10make yourself comfortable
17:11and I'll get some of
17:12Ross' games for you
17:13to play with.
17:14Well, can't we have
17:15anything to eat or drink?
17:16I'm afraid
17:17the refreshments
17:18haven't arrived yet.
17:19No.
17:20Oh, boy.
17:21Just sit down, all right?
17:22Excuse me.
17:26Boy,
17:27I've been to some
17:28pretty corny
17:29birthday parties
17:30in my time,
17:31but this one is pathetic.
17:33I don't know
17:34how it happened.
17:35All I know is
17:36this half-vegetable monster
17:37was about to eat
17:38me in the gun building
17:39and I reached over
17:40to grab my brother's hand
17:41and he was gone,
17:42he just disappeared.
17:43Now, now,
17:44please take it easy, miss.
17:45I'm sure he's in the theater
17:46somewhere.
17:47I looked everywhere.
17:48Well, now,
17:49let's try it again.
17:50What does he look like?
17:51Uh, he's about, uh,
17:52this tall with, uh,
17:53blonde, shaggy hair
17:54and blue-gray eyes
17:55and...
17:56And brown-framed glasses.
17:57Yeah,
17:58how did you know that?
17:59He's standing
18:00right behind you.
18:03Oh.
18:06Sorry.
18:07You're all right.
18:10Hello?
18:11Is this Pfeiffer's Bakery?
18:12This is Mrs. Lane's son.
18:14You know those chocolate
18:15whipped cream tarts
18:16you're delivering?
18:17Well, we'd like a dozen more.
18:18We're having more guests
18:19than we thought.
18:20Uh, yeah.
18:21Hi.
18:22I think you have
18:23the wrong number.
18:24Uh, goodbye.
18:25What are you doing in there?
18:26Did you know I was
18:27a nervous wreck?
18:28Uh, uh, uh,
18:29I was making a phone call.
18:30In the middle
18:31of a monster picture?
18:33You really are growing up.
18:34Well, we better be going.
18:35Yeah.
18:36Oh.
18:37The street is this way.
18:38The theater is this way.
18:40Don't you want to see
18:41the end of the picture?
18:42Patty, we can't.
18:44Why not?
18:45Well, you know.
18:47No, I don't know.
18:49Because of the...
18:50Oh, cut it out.
18:53Ross,
18:54maybe you better tell me
18:55what you're talking about.
18:56Look at the time.
18:57We have to get home.
19:00Home for what?
19:02Oh, boy.
19:03Patty,
19:04I can't keep it up
19:05any longer.
19:06I know about it.
19:07I've known about it
19:08since yesterday.
19:10Good.
19:11Now, do you want to tell me
19:12about it or is it just
19:13for the years of the FBI?
19:14Oh, come on.
19:15I'm talking about
19:16my surprise party.
19:18Your surprise party
19:19that you're keeping me
19:20away from the house for.
19:23Oh.
19:26Oh, Ross.
19:28I don't know how
19:29you got that idea, but...
19:32There's no surprise party.
19:33Gee, Patty,
19:34would you make a great spy?
19:36No matter how much
19:37they tortured you,
19:38you wouldn't break down,
19:39would you?
19:40Come on.
19:41We'll be late for the party.
19:45Oh, boy.
19:47And would you send over
19:48another dozen chocolate
19:49whipped cream tarts, please?
19:51Oh, yes, I know you did,
19:52but we've had a few
19:53unexpected developments.
19:54I have a group here
19:55who can eat them faster
19:56than you can bake them.
19:59Uh, Natalie,
20:00do you think these
20:01are enough sandwiches?
20:02No,
20:03but it's all we have.
20:05Well, I'll take the coffee
20:06and cake into the bridge game.
20:08How is the group
20:09in the patio doing?
20:10Well, I don't know
20:11how much longer
20:12I can keep them under control.
20:13They want Ross.
20:14So do I.
20:15Maybe we should just
20:16have sent them to the movie.
20:17That's not a bad idea.
20:19This is the last time
20:20I will ever surprise Ross
20:21by not giving him
20:22a surprise party.
20:23Shall we, uh,
20:24press on?
20:28Ferris.
20:33Forgive me.
20:34Oh, stay away, partner.
20:35We're winning.
20:36Looks delicious.
20:37Shall we take a break?
20:38Oh, let's do it.
20:44Uh, I'm home, honey.
20:46He's coming back, Natalie.
20:47Who's coming?
20:48Ross.
20:49He and Patrick
20:50are coming down the street.
20:51Big deal.
20:56What's going on around here?
20:57I'll tell you later, dear.
20:58Quick, everybody.
20:59Out of sight.
21:00Let's hide.
21:01Come on.
21:02I don't know what's going on.
21:03Come on.
21:04Let's hide, too.
21:05Come on.
21:06Let's hide.
21:14Right now,
21:15they're all in there hiding.
21:16Ross, look.
21:18You're a year older now.
21:20Can't you get it
21:21into your head?
21:22There's no birthday party.
21:23Sure, sure.
21:24Look.
21:26You know what's
21:27going on in there now?
21:29Mama's bridge club.
21:30Of course.
21:33Okay, I give up.
21:34I guess you'll just
21:35have to learn to face life.
21:37Thanks for everything, sis.
21:38This is gonna be
21:39the best surprise party
21:40I've ever had.
21:41Wait.
21:42Uh.
21:44I can't let you go in there.
21:46You mean they aren't ready yet?
21:49Ross.
21:51I don't want you to be hurt.
21:54I'm the one who said
21:55you shouldn't have a party.
21:57I was doing it
21:58for your own good.
22:00At least I thought
22:01I was doing it for your own good.
22:03There is no party.
22:07That house isn't
22:08full of my buddies
22:09waiting for me.
22:10No.
22:11I'm sorry.
22:13If they are inside
22:14waiting to shower me
22:15with presents,
22:16what will you give me?
22:18What do you mean?
22:19Will you be my slave
22:20for a month?
22:22Yeah, sure.
22:23But, Ross.
22:24That's all I want to know.
22:25Can I go in now?
22:28Yeah.
22:29Just wait until you see
22:30the surprised expression
22:31I have this year.
22:35Well, hello, darling.
22:36Back from the movies already?
22:37Yeah.
22:38What happened
22:39to your bridge club?
22:40Surprise!
22:41Surprise!
22:42Surprise!
22:43Surprise!
22:44Surprise!
22:45Surprise!
22:46Surprise!
22:47How was the movie?
22:52What happened?
22:54As near as I can
22:55figure it out,
22:56it was a case of
22:57spontaneous combustion.
22:59Nobody planned
23:00a birthday party.
23:01Oh, I think
23:02you're mistaken, Patty.
23:04I am?
23:06Ross did.
23:07Oh, slave.
23:08Could you carry
23:09these presents
23:10into the living room for me?
23:14He's got them
23:15for a whole month.
23:16Come on.
23:29Did you have enough
23:30to eat, Ross?
23:31Yeah, thanks.
23:33Ross, how many times
23:34have I told you about
23:35reading at the table?
23:36I have to do this
23:37for a book report
23:38in school tomorrow.
23:39Oh, slave.
23:40Could you turn
23:41the page for me?
23:42Turn the...
23:44Yes, Ross.
23:46How's that?
23:47Thanks.
23:48Sure.
23:49I want you to save
23:50your strength,
23:51because when this month is over,
23:52you're gonna need it.
23:55Oh, uh,
23:56isn't it about time for, uh...
23:58I get it, Aunt Natalie.
24:00I'll get it.
24:02That kid's a born slave.
24:05Happy birthday!
24:07Happy birthday, Ross.
24:09Aw, gee, thanks.
24:10Go ahead.
24:11Make a wish
24:12and blow out the candles.
24:15Very...
24:17Blow them out.
24:21Oh, come on.
24:22Blow harder.
24:23Harder.
24:25Keep going.
24:26Come on.
24:27Harder.
24:29Come on now.
24:42Here's Kathy
24:43Who's lived
24:44Most everywhere
24:45From Zanzibar
24:46To Farkly Square
24:47But Patty's
24:48Only seen the sights
24:49A girl can see
24:50From Brooklyn Heights
24:51What a crazy pair
24:52But they're cousins
24:53Identical cousins
24:54And you'll find
24:55They laugh alike
24:56They walk alike
24:57At times they even
24:58Talk alike
24:59And sometimes
25:00They talk like
25:01They're cousins
25:02They're cousins
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