TV-G | 30min | Comedy, Drama, Family, Music, TV Series | Episode aired 24 November 1965
After being stood up on a date with Richard, Patty refuses to speak with him. This time, Ross tries to patch things up.
Director: Bruce Bilson
Writers: Ed Jurist, Sidney Sheldon, William Asher
Stars: Patty Duke, William Schallert, Jean Byron
After being stood up on a date with Richard, Patty refuses to speak with him. This time, Ross tries to patch things up.
Director: Bruce Bilson
Writers: Ed Jurist, Sidney Sheldon, William Asher
Stars: Patty Duke, William Schallert, Jean Byron
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00:00Okay, look at page 15, the third one down.
00:10Ralph Gilroy, yes, he's very good looking.
00:14Well, he's definitely another possibility.
00:17Patty, I don't know what this little tiff between you and Richard is about, but I...
00:23It's not a little tiff, and I really don't want to talk about it.
00:26All right, but you've only been not talking for two days.
00:29Do you think it's a little early to be looking for a replacement?
00:32Kathy, this is war. It's never too early to build up your defenses.
00:35Besides, Ralph Gilroy really digs me.
00:37How do you know?
00:38When a boy keeps hitting you and pulling on your hair ribbon, that's a definite sign.
00:42Your hair ribbon?
00:44Back in elementary school.
00:45No matter how many times I kicked him in the shins, he kept pulling on my hair ribbon.
00:48And then, one day, it happened.
00:51I knew it was love.
00:52What happened?
00:53He kicked me back.
00:59I'd better get dressed.
01:00Are you sure you don't want to go to a movie with Freddy and me?
01:03Uh-huh.
01:04All right, Patty, I understand.
01:06After all, Richard might call again, and then you wouldn't be here to refuse his call.
01:11Kathy, I assure you I'm above that childishness.
01:17Well, perhaps Richard has decided to stop phoning and make a frontal attack.
01:22He wouldn't dare.
01:25If that's Richard, you can tell him to go jump in a lake.
01:27He's all wet anyway.
01:29Who was it?
01:30Was it Richard?
01:31No, but I think he sent you a box of candy.
01:33You didn't accept it, did you?
01:35Why not?
01:36Well, you can throw it in the garbage can for all I care.
01:39Throw it in the garbage can?
01:40When I'm here?
01:46Oh, boy.
01:52Hello?
01:53Is this 624-1098?
01:57Oh, hi, Richard. This is Ross.
01:59Oh, I thought I had the wrong number.
02:01Hey, Rich, this candy is great.
02:03Candy? What are you talking about?
02:05When I'm talking about the candy, you mean somebody else sent this to her?
02:08Ross, would you ask Patty if she'd please come to the telephone?
02:15Switch to the suite.
02:17Al Cameron.
02:19What?
02:20Richard, the next time you don't send a box of candy, would you call a guy and let him know?
02:30Meet Kathy who's lived most everywhere
02:33From Zanzibar to Barclays Square
02:36But Patty's only seen the sights a girl can see from Brooklyn Heights
02:40What a crazy pair
02:42But they're cousins
02:45Identical cousins all the way
02:49One pair of matching bookends
02:52Different as night and day
02:55Where Kathy adores a minuet
02:58The Ballet Russe and Crepe Suzette
03:01Are Patty loves to rock and roll
03:03A hot dog makes her lose control
03:05What a wild duet
03:07Still they're cousins
03:10Identical cousins than you'll find
03:14They laugh a lot, they walk a lot
03:16At times they even talk a lot
03:18You can lose your mind
03:20When cousins are two of a kind
03:49Hello?
03:50Hello, Richard? This is Ross.
03:52Ross, can you talk a little louder?
03:54I can't. That's the whole point.
03:56How's Patty?
03:57Wow.
03:58Still sore at me, huh?
03:59Richard, will you hold on a second?
04:02Patty! Phone!
04:04Patty!
04:06Phone call!
04:07Patty!
04:08I'm coming!
04:10You haven't got all day, will ya?
04:12I didn't even hear it ring.
04:14Hello?
04:15Oh boy, is that you, Patty?
04:17Who is this?
04:18It's me, Richard. Hello.
04:20Goodbye.
04:21What did you do that for?
04:22I told you I didn't want to talk to Richard if he called.
04:25Sure, but he didn't call.
04:26What?
04:27I called him.
04:28You...
04:29Yeah, I know he thinks I...
04:31Oh, how much do you like a knuckle sandwich?
04:33Don't flip your wig.
04:34I was just trying to patch things up.
04:36What makes you think I want to be patched?
04:38Mom!
04:40Okay, no more Mr. Nice Guy.
04:42Mom!
04:44What's the matter?
04:45Do you know what your son the ankle biter just did?
04:48He tricked me into talking to Richard on the phone.
04:52Well, I think that was very sweet of him,
04:54and I think you're going to spoil your appetite for dinner.
04:56How can you spoil something that's already spoiled?
04:59Patty, since you haven't seemed fit to confide in me,
05:04I don't know what this little spat between you and Richard is all about.
05:07It's not a little spat.
05:08No?
05:09What is it?
05:11Nothing, Mom.
05:13All right, darling, if you don't want to talk about it, that's up to you.
05:16Where are you going?
05:17Oh, I've got work to do.
05:18Don't you want to hear what happened between Richard and me?
05:20Well, I'm not going to drag it out of you.
05:22You're not?
05:23Certainly not.
05:25Mom, why don't you sit down, and I'll tell you.
05:28Remember last week when I had a date with Richard at the Shake Shop?
05:32I waited over an hour for him.
05:34He was that late?
05:35He was even later. He never showed up.
05:38And then the next day at school,
05:39somebody told me they saw him at the library with Cynthia Howard.
05:42I see.
05:43Did he have any explanation?
05:44Of course not.
05:46He didn't say anything?
05:47Who knows? I haven't talked to him since.
05:49Well, dear, I don't think that's a very reasonable attitude.
05:52Suppose he can explain the whole thing.
05:54It might just be a misunderstanding.
05:56You really think so?
05:57Well, you'll never know unless you talk to him.
05:59That's true.
06:01Maybe that's him.
06:04I'm sorry, old-timer, but all systems are no.
06:06Bye.
06:07Who was that?
06:08Richard.
06:09Richard?
06:10Yeah, and you saw me, Patty.
06:11I hung up on him as fast as I could.
06:13Ross, I could straggle you!
06:14What?
06:15Bye!
06:249, 12, 15, 16, 17, 19, 25,
06:2733, 34, 36, 39, 42, 47, 49.
06:3140, carry.
06:334 and 3 is 7.
06:341 is 8, 13, 18, 20, 27.
06:40Do you want something, honey?
06:41No.
06:42How's it all going?
06:43Right now, it's quite a mess.
06:44Oh.
06:45Well, I won't bother you.
06:47Uh-huh.
06:4828, 30...
06:50Was that the phone?
06:52No, I think that was the timer going off in the kitchen.
06:54Oh.
06:5530, uh...
06:57Well, I really don't want to bother you.
07:034 and 3 is 7.
07:041 is 8, 13, 18, 27, 28,
07:0737, 44, 52, 59...
07:10Dear, may I interrupt?
07:11Just a minute, honey.
07:1259, 66, 74,
07:1574 and 6 is 80,
07:17and 9 is 89, and...
07:21Is it really that important?
07:22It's about Patty and Richard.
07:2566, 74, 80.
07:28Martin.
07:32Martin, she's just miserable about the whole thing.
07:35If she's so miserable,
07:36how come she went out with that cameraman boy
07:37the night before last?
07:39That just proves that he's shorter than she is.
07:42Natalie, that doesn't prove anything.
07:45Do you remember the 4th of July
07:46just before we got married?
07:48When we weren't talking.
07:50That's right.
07:51And you thought I was so miserable?
07:52Well, I dated Gladys Healy
07:53three nights in a row just to get even with her.
07:57Martin Lane, you told me
07:58you stayed in your room and read poetry.
08:00I did?
08:024 and 3 is 7.
08:034 and 3 is 7.
08:0518, 27, 28.
08:0828, uh, 37.
08:1044, 52.
08:1252 and 7 is 59.
08:13Dad, you busy?
08:14Very.
08:1559.
08:16Well, is it gonna be long?
08:18No, no, I should be through
08:19in a couple of years.
08:21Well, all I want is a quick yes or no.
08:24It's about getting an advance on my allowance.
08:2672, 78.
08:28I'm willing to pay interest on it.
08:2997 and 7 is 103.
08:32Well, wouldn't you want
08:33a little extra income?
08:35I'll wait until you're through.
08:414 and 3 is 7.
08:431 is 8.
08:445 is 13.
08:4613 and 5 is 18.
08:4918 and 9.
08:51Ross, would you get that phone, please?
08:53And get my head chopped off again?
08:5618 and 9 is 27.
08:5928.
09:0028 and 9.
09:0228.
09:03Why aren't you answering the phone?
09:05It might be Richard.
09:06That's why I'm not answering it.
09:11Hello?
09:13Oh, yes, he is.
09:14Just a moment, please.
09:18It's Eddie.
09:19Sorry.
09:24Hi, Eddie.
09:26Yeah, I asked him.
09:27No, you wouldn't.
09:28I guess you'll have to go
09:29to the movies by yourself.
09:31Yeah, I know how it is.
09:32I don't like to go alone either.
09:34You want to come over here
09:35and maybe we'll hack around?
09:37No.
09:38Okay, it's up to you.
09:40So long.
09:43Changed your mind?
09:45Changed my mind about what?
09:46Who is this?
09:47It's Richard.
09:48And, Ross, before you hang up,
09:49would you ask Patty
09:50if she'd please come to the telephone?
09:52Okay.
09:53Patty!
09:54Richard's on the phone!
09:55Patty!
09:56I'm coming!
09:58Here she comes.
09:59You mean she'll talk to me?
10:00Yeah.
10:01She's dying to talk to you.
10:02Ross!
10:03Here.
10:04No.
10:05Hang up!
10:07Hold on a second, Richard.
10:08There's been a little hang-up.
10:10Mom!
10:12Now what?
10:13Didn't you hear
10:14what that little bleep just did?
10:15Well, I thought you wanted
10:16to talk to Richard.
10:17Not if he thinks I'm anxious
10:18to talk to him.
10:19Martin, would you do something
10:21about this?
10:23Patty, I hope you realize
10:24you're taking too long.
10:25I hope you realize
10:26you're taking a risk.
10:27What do you mean, a risk?
10:28Well, as your mother will tell you,
10:29you can push a man
10:30only so far.
10:32Believe me, dear,
10:33he's right.
10:35You think I'm pushing him?
10:37As your father will tell you,
10:38a man has his pride.
10:40Even Richard.
10:43Yeah, you're right.
10:44I'm sorry, Richard,
10:45but I just can't stand
10:46to hear a grown teenager cry.
10:49Ross!
10:50Don't hang up!
10:52You hung up!
10:53Holy cow,
10:54isn't that what you
10:55just told me to do?
10:56This is a fine time
10:57to start doing what you're told.
10:58What did he say?
10:59Did he say...
11:00Did he say call back?
11:01Did he say anything?
11:02He said he's coming over.
11:03He is?
11:05So...
11:07Coming over to apologize, huh?
11:09I got news for you, pal.
11:10You got a wrong misimpression.
11:12What do you mean?
11:14Richard says that he left
11:15his notebook here last week.
11:16He needs it,
11:17and that's the only reason
11:18he's coming over.
11:19Well, I got news for you, pal.
11:20That's just an excuse to see me.
11:22He didn't leave any notebook here.
11:23Don't move.
11:34In that case,
11:35he probably won't even come in
11:36and always apologize.
11:41I'm sorry, Patty.
11:43It's not your fault, Ross.
11:44It's me.
11:45How can I hope to compete
11:46with a girl as cool
11:47as Cynthia Howard?
11:48I think you're just
11:49as cool as she is.
11:51Yeah?
11:53Am I just as pretty?
11:55Wouldn't you rather
11:56be cool and pretty?
11:58Thanks a lot.
11:59Well, I didn't mean it.
12:02Well, as a matter of fact,
12:03I think that any boy
12:04that wouldn't go for a girl
12:05as pretty as you
12:06must be out of his tree.
12:10Ross, that's the first time
12:11you ever said I was pretty.
12:13Well?
12:14Am I?
12:16Patty, I wish I had a dollar
12:18for every time I've heard
12:19a certain person say so.
12:20Richard?
12:21No, Mom.
12:24Thanks a bunch.
12:26Wait a minute.
12:27Why don't you try
12:28to make up with Richard
12:29when he comes over?
12:30He's not even gonna come inside.
12:31He's just coming over
12:32to get his notebook.
12:33How about...
12:34suppose you can't find it?
12:37Of course I can find it.
12:38It's right there.
12:39Yeah, but you know
12:40how things have a way
12:41of disappearing around here?
12:43Ross, that would not
12:44only be unethical,
12:45it would be wrong.
12:47Wait a minute, Patty.
12:48I think I got a way
12:49to make it ethical.
12:50How?
12:51Well, if I hide it somewhere,
12:52you really won't know
12:53where it is.
12:54That's collusion.
12:55All right, how about this?
12:57What's collusion?
12:58I don't know.
12:59It means underhanded.
13:00Okay.
13:01Supposing you tell me
13:02not to hide it
13:03and I hide it anyway.
13:04That way I'll collude
13:05and you won't have to.
13:08Ross, you're a great rat.
13:11Hey, wait a minute.
13:12I just had another idea.
13:13What?
13:14I mean, just as insurance.
13:15Collusion insurance?
13:16Yeah.
13:18If I went to the movies,
13:19you wouldn't be able
13:20to ask me where I put
13:21the notebook even if
13:22you attempted to.
13:23Is that really necessary?
13:24Well, I'm just thinking
13:25of your happiness.
13:28Yeah.
13:29Yeah, it would be
13:30better that way.
13:31Okay, that'll be 75 cents
13:32for the movies
13:33and a quarter for popcorn.
13:34All right, forget the popcorn.
13:35You're welcome.
13:50Mom!
13:51Mom!
13:53How do I look?
13:54Oh, you look lovely, dear.
13:56You sure it's not too much?
13:57I mean, I really want to play it cool.
13:58Oh, you look great.
13:59I'm sure you won first prize.
14:01What?
14:02Aren't you going
14:03to a costume party?
14:04Popple, for your information...
14:06It's out! It's out!
14:08Patty, don't rush!
14:10I love the way she plays it cool.
14:21Hi.
14:22Good evening.
14:23Did, uh, did Ross mention...
14:25Yes, yes, he said
14:26you were coming by
14:27to pick up your science notebook.
14:28Oh.
14:29Well, I guess I'll just
14:30wait out here, then.
14:31Um, I'm very sorry,
14:33but we don't allow visitors
14:34to wait on the front porch,
14:35irregardless of whomsoever
14:36they might be.
14:38What?
14:39Come in.
14:40That sure is
14:41a pretty outfit, Patty.
14:42Well, this?
14:43I just didn't have a chance
14:44to get dressed.
14:45Oh, you're going out?
14:46I might.
14:47Well, then I better split.
14:48But I might not.
14:49So, uh, why don't you
14:50just come in and sit down?
15:00Boy, you sure look pretty, Patty.
15:02I do?
15:03And listen, Patty,
15:04about last week...
15:05No explanation necessary.
15:07Really?
15:08Absolutely not.
15:09Where were you?
15:12What do you mean, where was I?
15:14I happen to know
15:15you were at the library
15:16with Cynthia Howard.
15:17I wasn't with her.
15:18She just happened to be there.
15:19I mean, it's
15:20a free public library.
15:21Oh, really?
15:22And when did you ever
15:23go to a free public library
15:24except to get warm?
15:25And what about our date
15:26to meet at the Shake Shop?
15:27What's the matter with you, Patty?
15:29You were supposed to meet me
15:30at the library.
15:33I was?
15:34Yeah, I waited over
15:35two hours for you.
15:37You did?
15:42Under the circumstances, Richard,
15:44I feel there's only
15:45one thing I can say.
15:47I forgive you.
15:51Boy, I sure missed you.
15:54You did?
15:56Yeah, it seemed like
15:57a year, you know?
15:58I know.
15:59Boy, time sure
16:00doesn't fly sometimes.
16:01Yeah, Patty...
16:02Hi, it's Richard.
16:04Holy cow!
16:05Time sure does fly sometimes.
16:07I gotta get that notebook
16:09and start cramming
16:10for that test on Monday.
16:11But today's Saturday.
16:12You have two whole days.
16:14I know, but I've been
16:15goofing off for two whole months.
16:17And my dad said
16:18if I don't bring my grade up,
16:20I've had it.
16:21What do you have
16:22to bring it up to?
16:23Anything that doesn't
16:24look like an F.
16:26Really.
16:27I gotta go.
16:29Could I please
16:30have that notebook?
16:31Yeah, uh...
16:33I think Ross said
16:34he saw it someplace.
16:36See you later, Patty.
16:37Going to a movie.
16:38Uh, Ross, wait a minute!
16:40Wait!
16:41Look, Richard needs
16:42that notebook.
16:43I mean, he really needs it.
16:44Do you know what I mean?
16:45Certainly, Patty,
16:46and I sure wish
16:47I could help you,
16:48but I gotta get over to Eddie's.
16:49No, I'm not kidding!
16:50He really needs it!
16:51Ross!
17:00That sister of mine
17:01is really great
17:02when she's putting on an act.
17:03You know, for a minute there,
17:04I thought she actually
17:05wanted that notebook.
17:06You think hiding it
17:07in the laundry bag was safe?
17:08Who'd find it there?
17:09Anyone who's looking
17:10for dirty laundry.
17:15Hello?
17:17It's Patty.
17:19Hello?
17:20Yeah?
17:21Oh, Ross, am I glad
17:22I got you.
17:23Now you listen to me,
17:24and you listen good.
17:25Richard needs that notebook.
17:26Patty, is Richard there
17:27by the phone?
17:28Yeah!
17:29I thought you were serious.
17:30I am serious!
17:31Where is the notebook?
17:33Boy, Patty, what a put-on.
17:35Ross, where is it?
17:37Keep it up, Patty.
17:38Keep it up.
17:39You're doing great.
17:40Ross, this is your last chance.
17:42If you don't tell me
17:43where that notebook is,
17:44I swear you'll regret it
17:45for the rest of your life.
17:46You overdid it, Patty.
17:47And besides, I gotta go.
17:48Bye.
17:50Ross!
17:51Patty, instead of
17:52persecuting the poor kid,
17:53why don't we just look
17:54for the notebook?
17:55You're right.
17:56I can always persecute him later.
17:59I'll tell you what we'll do.
18:00We'll flip to see
18:01which movie we go to.
18:02No.
18:03No, I'm willing to see
18:04whichever one you want to.
18:05You are?
18:06Gee, thanks, pal.
18:07The guest should never
18:08argue with the host.
18:09Hey, wait a minute.
18:10Which one am I?
18:11You're not paying, boss?
18:12Eddie, if I had enough
18:13money for two,
18:14you wouldn't be one of them.
18:15It's Ross' strong box.
18:16He keeps all the valuables in it.
18:17Here's some tools.
18:18Try and open it.
18:19I don't get it.
18:20There's nothing valuable
18:21about a science notebook,
18:22particularly mine.
18:23You got a hairpin?
18:24What do you need a hairpin for?
18:25You got all these tools.
18:26Oh, I don't know,
18:27but that's the way
18:28they always open them
18:29in the movies.
18:30Oh, dear.
18:31It's open.
18:32Some safe cracker.
18:33I don't see my notebook.
18:34That rotten little kid.
18:35I knew he was loaded
18:36and he took my 75 cents
18:37and then he ran out
18:38on the whole thing.
18:39What do you mean
18:40he ran out?
18:41Well, you saw him, Richard.
18:42He just ran out
18:43right before your very eyes.
18:44Yeah, well,
18:45what did you pay him for?
18:46It's something personal.
18:47Let's just forget about it.
18:48Oh, no, wait a minute, Patty.
18:49There's something here
18:50I'm beginning not to understand.
18:51What?
18:52What do you mean
18:53he ran out on the whole thing?
18:54I don't know,
18:55but that's the way
18:56he's beginning not to understand.
18:57Mom,
18:58we're gonna check the kitchen.
18:59Okay, honey.
19:00Natalie,
19:01this is ridiculous.
19:02We've looked
19:03all over the house
19:04for that stupid notebook.
19:05Well, it's got
19:06to be here somewhere.
19:07Yeah, but meanwhile,
19:08I haven't balanced
19:09my checkbook yet.
19:10Well, then,
19:11why don't you go back to it?
19:12You don't mind?
19:13Go ahead.
19:14Okay.
19:15Balancing a checkbook
19:16is more important
19:17than your daughter's happiness.
19:18Well, then, go ahead.
19:19Where do you want me to look?
19:21Hey, wait a minute.
19:22There's something behind here.
19:23Is that the notebook?
19:24Well, move this
19:25a little,
19:26and I'll try and get to it.
19:33Aren't these the cigars
19:34Ross gave you last Christmas?
19:35Oh, yeah.
19:36He didn't smoke them.
19:38I smoked one.
19:41Maybe I should
19:42raise his allowance.
19:44Boy, is he cheap.
19:50What are you doing?
19:52When Ross is old enough to smoke,
19:54he's gonna get a nice present
19:55from his cheap father.
19:59Let's go check
20:00Ross' room again.
20:01All right.
20:04Oh, maybe you should
20:05check the basement.
20:06Now you tell me.
20:07Oh, and Martin,
20:08as long as you're going
20:09to be down there,
20:10would you please
20:11take this laundry
20:12and dump it into
20:13the washing machine
20:14and turn it on?
20:17Sure, it's safe
20:18for you to show up.
20:19Sure, either they've
20:20already made up
20:21or they're never gonna
20:22talk to each other again.
20:24You mean that dumb
20:25brother of yours hit it
20:26and now he won't tell you
20:27where it is?
20:28But I'm trying to tell you.
20:29I asked him not to tell me.
20:30Well, what am I
20:31supposed to do now?
20:32Keep your voice down.
20:33That's one thing
20:34you're supposed to do.
20:35Boy, you're right.
20:36What an act.
20:37That's no act.
20:38Come on, let's go
20:39get that notebook.
20:40Boy, I tell you,
20:41this is the last time
20:42I do anything for...
20:45It's not there.
20:46Look, do me a favor.
20:47Check my room
20:48while I check Patty's.
20:49What does the laundry
20:50bag look like?
20:51It's got big flowers
20:52all over it.
20:53Flowers?
20:54How should I know?
20:55I'm not a florist.
20:59Oh, hi, Eddie.
21:00Is Ross home?
21:01Yeah, we're looking
21:02for a laundry bag
21:03with big anonymous
21:04flowers on it.
21:05Thanks for reminding me.
21:06About what?
21:07Oh, Mrs. Lane asked me
21:08to put that laundry
21:09in the washing machine.
21:10I forgot all about it.
21:13Hey, what are you
21:14just standing there for?
21:15Why aren't you looking
21:16for the laundry bag?
21:17Where should I?
21:18Your dad found it.
21:19Found it?
21:20Yeah, he just went down
21:21and put it in the
21:23What do you mean ladder?
21:24It's his laundry.
21:25Dad, wait.
21:26Ross.
21:27Dad, you're not
21:28going to get away this time.
21:29Richard, get another arm.
21:30Let's go.
21:31Now you listen to me.
21:32Dad, no.
21:33Where is that notebook?
21:34Get out, Ross.
21:35You're starting to tick me off.
21:36Did you call me, Ross?
21:37I couldn't hear a thing
21:38with that washing machine going.
21:41What's all this yelling about?
21:43Nothing, Dad,
21:44compared to the yelling
21:45you're going to hear now.
21:48It's pretty quiet in there.
21:50Yeah.
21:51Either Richard is still mad
21:52and they're not talking or
21:54oh, they're not talking.
21:57I don't think I've ever
21:58seen Richard so upset.
22:01Well, do you blame him?
22:02I think he could have been
22:03a little more gracious
22:04after we offered to make amends.
22:06Yeah.
22:08How are you boys coming along?
22:11Just about finished.
22:15Can you read it?
22:16Well, it's certainly
22:17as legible as it was originally.
22:19What's legible?
22:20Well, it's the same as collusion,
22:21only not so underhanded.
22:23Forget it.
22:24Keep working.
22:26You're not scorching
22:27any of those pages, are you?
22:28No, Mom.
22:29We get the iron set on rayon.
22:32What about the cover?
22:34Forget it.
22:35Come on.
22:36We'd better take these
22:37in to Richard.
22:39Richard!
22:42Richard!
22:44Yeah, Ross?
22:46We got your notebook
22:47cleaned and pressed.
22:48Gee, I certainly want
22:49to thank you, fellas.
22:50You can read
22:51practically everything.
22:52That is, everything
22:53you could read before.
22:54Sir, we got one
22:55of these pictures
22:56a little scorched.
22:57Any pictures?
22:58Yeah, the ones with this girl.
22:59Are they in there?
23:00You'd better let me have them.
23:01May I see those?
23:03Well, well, well.
23:05The many faces
23:06of Cynthia Howard.
23:08No, wait a minute, Patty.
23:09Let me explain.
23:10When I ran into her
23:11at the library,
23:12she had these proofs
23:13from a photographer,
23:14and she asked me
23:15which one I preferred.
23:16When I couldn't
23:17make up my mind,
23:18she came outside
23:19and let me know.
23:20You know,
23:21kind of sleep on it.
23:22I mean, uh...
23:23It's not how it happened.
23:24I swear.
23:25I think we'd better split.
23:28Richard.
23:29Now, wait a minute, Patty.
23:30You said Cynthia gave you
23:31these pictures
23:32at the library that night.
23:33Now, we haven't
23:34seen each other since.
23:35Would you be good enough
23:36to explain to me
23:37how her pictures
23:38got in your science notebook
23:39which was here all the time?
23:40Now, wait a minute, Patty.
23:41You're mixing me up.
23:42I'm not mixing you up.
23:43You were born that way.
23:44Good night.
23:45Now, don't say
23:46anything you'll regret.
23:47Just go home
23:48and dig this over very clearly,
23:49and when you've got
23:50a reasonable explanation...
23:51Yeah?
23:52Call Cynthia Howard
23:53and give it to her.
23:57I'm sorry, Patty.
23:58Oh, that's okay, Eddie.
23:59Thanks for not being sore.
24:00It wasn't your fault.
24:01You did your best.
24:02Patty, I just want to say...
24:03Who cares what you want to say?
24:05I'll never forgive you
24:06for this, but I...
24:07Never!
24:08I'm going home.
24:09I'm going with you.
24:14Where's Ross going?
24:15For a walk in space
24:16without a rope, I hope.
24:19Are you sure
24:20we didn't get him
24:21from a band of gypsies?
24:23Well, I don't think
24:24it's fair to blame
24:25your troubles on him.
24:26No, you're right.
24:27It's all your fault.
24:28Our fault?
24:30How do you figure?
24:31Well, if you two
24:32had been stronger 14 years ago
24:33when I was running around
24:34the house saying,
24:35I want a little brother,
24:36I want a little brother...
24:37None of this would have happened.
24:47Here's Kathy
24:48Who's lived most everywhere
24:51From Zanzibar
24:53To Barclay Square
24:55But Patty's only
24:56seen the sights
24:57A girl can see
24:58From her brother's eyes
24:59What a crazy pair
25:01But they're cousins
25:04Identical cousins
25:07And you'll find
25:09They laugh alike
25:10They walk alike
25:11At times they even
25:12talk alike
25:13You can lose your mind
25:16When cousins
25:18Are two of a kind