MJTV: Cotsco is Recalling Its Kool-Aid
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00:00Those sons of bitches over at Hi-C are bringing back ecto-cooler flavor for the new Ghostbusters movie.
00:09Hey, Kool-Aid!
00:10Oh, yeah!
00:12Oh, yeah!
00:13Hey, Kool-Aid! Is Kool-Aid being recalled at Costco?
00:17Hey, Kool-Aid!
00:19Oh, yeah!
00:20Oh, yeah!
00:21Oh, yeah! Kids, don't drink the Kool-Aid!
00:24Isn't this why you stayed away from, like, hard-colored shirts as a kid?
00:28Hey, Coop, let me just get an oh, yeah.
00:30Just give me an oh, yeah, ISO real quick.
00:32So, Costco is warning, I was just at Costco on Sunday.
00:36I didn't own red or purple shirts until the age of 26.
00:40I was just at the Lutz, well, Wesley Chapel Lutz, whatever.
00:44I guess technically Lutz, isn't it?
00:45Yes.
00:46On 50, was it 54 or 50, what is that?
00:4956.
00:5056.
00:51Oh, yeah!
00:52Oh, yeah!
00:55It's a big Kool-Aid recall!
00:57I was just at Costco.
00:58I didn't realize his voice was like this.
01:00Yeah!
01:01You drink too much Kool-Aid.
01:03All right, so Costco is warning customers who purchase certain Kool-Aid mix that batches
01:07of the product being recalled over concerns they may contain small fragments of metal or
01:12glass.
01:13Oh, yeah!
01:15Shut up, red Kool-Aid.
01:16It's not true!
01:18Don't believe him.
01:19Oh, no!
01:20What the hell do you...
01:21Hey, kids, you want glass fragments and metal shards inside your Kool-Aid?
01:26This is purple Kool-Aid for no glass.
01:28Listen, I bust through walls and glasses and buildings.
01:32Oh, yeah!
01:34Shut up, red Kool-Aid, you're an idiot.
01:36Listen, Orange, I'll kick you in the jimmy.
01:39Oh, yeah!
01:39Yeah, so the retailer issued an alert from Kraft Heinz.
01:42The company makes Kool-Aid explaining that the manufacturer and the FDA have issued recalls
01:47of the 82.5-ounce tub.
01:51Of course, it's the Costco massive, like...
01:55Oh, yeah!
01:57Don't believe it.
01:58It's not true.
01:59It's all a lie.
02:00It's the giant Costco-sized...
02:03Where's Grape at?
02:03I'm right here.
02:04Here's Grape.
02:05Hey, what's up?
02:06Grape Kool-Aid here.
02:07Don't believe him.
02:08It's a conspiracy.
02:12Hey, Red.
02:13Tell him about it, Red.
02:14In other news...
02:15Hey, Kool-Aid!
02:17It's all kids.
02:18Those sons of bitches over at High C are bringing back Ecto-Cooler flavor for the new Ghostbusters
02:25movie.
02:25I'll kill them.
02:26Let's go get them right now.
02:27Oh, no.
02:28What about...
02:28Oh, no.
02:29What about Tang?
02:30Tang is nothing but the devil.
02:32Oh, yeah!
02:33That's the devil's syrup right there.
02:35Tang has been against us Kool-Aid family for years.
02:38Like the mafia.
02:39Like the mafia.