A disgusting video and a caller who had more important things to do than talk to the show made Lisa react in a very Italian way.
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00:00is it weird that my significant other does blank you fill in the blank with that question
00:15and get on the riff lines at 248-544-WRIF 248-544-9743 or text 4WRIF 49743 um okay here's
00:27one is it weird um my girlfriend can suck her own boobies that's not weird that's she does it while
00:35she's pleasuring herself that's a go-to move in the in the porn realm if i could suck my own boob i
00:41would i'm almost there i'm almost there i'm probably pop one of these bitches in my mouth
00:49that not as hot no no it'd be weird for a guy to do it oh my god i don't know if there's video of a
00:59guy doing it oh no dude there's fat dudes out there that have no shit yeah i know that's what i mean
01:04please please guys he types it sucks his nipple is that what we're looking for yeah
01:09let's turn that volume up oh yeah oh is it there i think we found it i think we found it
01:19oh my god you got it oh my jesus jesus that's a dude oh look at the length of those nipples
01:26that's not a guy that's a guy lisa wait i gotta go on the screen for a second
01:31oh damn oh god oh god oh god oh god
01:36what's that why does he have tits like that
01:43oh mailed apple sucker oh just like fat cut titties he's got like i've got bitch pits
01:50oh there you go there you go so yeah i'm almost there
01:57those are his i didn't look long enough to get those are his the mustache made it worse
02:05we go plumbers people want to see you tweet it out yeah you got to tweet it out they want to see it
02:10if they want to see it then they can see it
02:14oh oh yeah they want to see it you want to see it you're gonna go see it
02:23all right you wanna see you're gonna see it you're gonna ask for it
02:27you want this this is what you want you want twitter
02:32oh you want to see it
02:34dave dave they wanna see it
02:37you show up to him you give it to him dave
02:40to him, Dave. You give it to him.
02:42Goddammit, you give it to him. You asked for it.
02:43They're never going to be the same. You asked for it.
02:46You just remember, it's your own fault.
02:49Twitter?
02:49Old man licking his nipples.
02:53After that
02:54nipple sidetrack,
02:55let's get back on track.
02:57Back to the riff lines. The question we have for you right now is
03:00is it weird that my significant other
03:01does blank? You fill in the blank.
03:04Dylan, go ahead.
03:06Hi, Dylan.
03:08Oh,
03:09how's she going, eh? How's she going, eh?
03:13My
03:14girlfriend, she likes to
03:16stick her fingers, try and
03:18stick her fingers where the sun don't shine
03:19on a constant basis.
03:22Constant basis?
03:23Like even, like, not during sex?
03:26Not during sex.
03:28She tries to put her finger in your...
03:30Oh, no.
03:32He's got other calls.
03:34Oh, okay.
03:35You can't put us on hold here on the David Checkpoint Show.
03:38Sorry, that's not how the system works.
03:40But you've got important things you're talking about here.
03:42Yeah.
03:43This was...
03:43So, it was...
03:44What was it?
03:45His chick is trying to put fingers in his butt.
03:48In his?
03:48Yes.
03:49Yes.
03:49And not during sex, just all the time.
03:51Yeah.
03:52That's where she likes to rest her fingers.
03:54And you're calling to ask us if that's weird.
03:55Yeah.
03:57Yeah, it's weird.
03:58Are you kidding me?
03:58Are you kidding me?
04:00Are you calling us?
04:02Are you calling us on hold?
04:04You're doing that to us?
04:05Oh, you got a hold first off.
04:06Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa.
04:07You got a big business dealer on the line?
04:10Yeah.
04:10But don't you realize you're calling us?
04:13Oh, we wait for you?
04:15Oh, oh, we wait for you.
04:16Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
04:17Just put us on hold, yeah.
04:19Do what you like.
04:19Make your breakfast.
04:20Talk to the kids.
04:22Close your deal.
04:23Come back.
04:24Talk about the fingers in your butt.
04:26We got all day here.
04:28You thought it was kind of important.
04:30That's why you got a hold.
04:31That's why you talked to Jason.
04:34You waited.
04:35You waited an hour.
04:38But now, now we're not good enough for you.
04:42We're just not good enough for you.
04:44Is that what it is?
04:45You got a close to the deal.
04:46I hope that's not what it is.
04:47Because I feel like that's what it is.
04:54Oh, we'll be right with you again.
04:58You got a pressing matter to attend to.
05:01Fingers in your butt.
05:03We are nobody.
05:04Don't you worry.
05:07I'll be honest here.
05:08I feel really disrespected right now.
05:10I feel really disrespected.
05:12And when I feel disrespected, it's probably not going to be good for you.
05:16Things in life are not going to work out for you right now.
05:20I'm sitting here with bells on, waiting for a good finger in the butt story.
05:25No, but boom, you're gone.
05:27Just like that.
05:29The look on her face when he said to go on hold, she was like...
05:33Did he just ask that?
05:38Am I hearing what I think I'm hearing?
05:40Just put us on hold.
05:41I got to talk to the doctor or something, because something ain't clicking right up here.
05:45I think he said, will you hold?
05:50You know what I think it is?
05:51I think you forgot who you're talking to.
05:57Yeah.
05:59Italian Lisa.
06:00Got other people to help.
06:03Got better things to do with my time anyway.
06:05Anything else I could do for you?
06:07Yeah.
06:08You feel free to call back whenever you want.
06:10Remember if it's your schedule.
06:12Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.