A woman in Bulgaria watches porn for a living and the show talks about what it would be like if Lisa had the job.
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00:00a woman in bulgaria actually gets paid to watch porn sylvia nikolova works for the u.s. based
00:16porn guardian out of bulgaria it's a company that worked with porn studios like vivid and hustler
00:21to find pirated porn content online oh and shut them down they had to have a woman do this
00:29a guy couldn't sit and do this he would never get anything done i wonder if they have a picture of
00:34her you think they do i doubt it but there she is oh she's cute i can't be her this is her she's the
00:43whoopee police they call her i would say i watch a lot of porn a lot more than the average joe is
00:52watching just sits at a patio cafe and watches the porn bulgaria
00:57so there she is yeah that's a great job
01:00it's actually a fairly decent job
01:01lisa come on
01:02look at what she look at her life
01:06she's got bulgaria to be a porn watcher
01:08she's just on a patio
01:09she only has to watch two seconds of it she just has to search like so like today on my search list
01:16i'd be amazing at this
01:18jealous of this woman
01:19oh i'd i'd clean the internet right up
01:22i mean if i like
01:23no you wouldn't
01:24no you wouldn't
01:24you'd have to clean a desk right up because you'd be too busy jerking off
01:27well i could i feel like i could jerk off twice and then i could get to work could you seriously see yourself doing that job lisa
01:34no dave but
01:37she likes the idea
01:40she's like i wonder
01:41well it's because that girl that girl's like eating at a patio drinking coffee
01:44yeah that's what that's what got me
01:45lisa's like man she's in a european
01:47i will say i do have to endure some porn watching here i i turn it off a lot though
01:52yeah but
01:53but you probably see more graphic stuff here than you would there
01:55i would need you as an advisor i'd have to call you chuck
01:58yes lisa
01:59we need help
02:00lisa calls and is like i got a real doozy for you chuck
02:03what is it
02:07well
02:09i can't tell if this is a vivid video or not
02:12it's an old one
02:13you're the best in the biz
02:14that's what i did
02:15erase that thing
02:18it's gone
02:20porn has been guarded
02:22porn guardian
02:25porn guardians of the galaxy
02:29what an eclectic group
02:33yeah
02:33jason can monitor jewish porn
02:35james on the thong porn
02:37oh yeah
02:39a gay porn expert
02:41james gamble
02:42i've come to save the day
02:45is that the name of the company
02:48porn guardian
02:49yeah
02:49porn guardian
02:50oh because you put porn guard in google
02:52those dirty
02:55dirty guard videos
02:57come on
02:57oh really
02:58security guard videos
03:03lisa had the orneriest look on her face
03:06she got like a little blush on
03:08so i type in
03:11porn guard
03:12it's not what you think
03:13this would be the problem with lisa doing the job
03:15though she was like oh my god
03:16i can't even click on this
03:19because it's just
03:20she's so dirty guys
03:23ryan is
03:26with the ladies
03:27oh
03:28hey chuck
03:29oh yeah
03:29imagine lisa having to describe
03:30what she's seeing
03:32to the company
03:32so
03:33what's in the video
03:34you want taken down
03:36well
03:36it's the guy with his thingy
03:40on the girls parts
03:42sorry
03:42and then he did the
03:43you know
03:44he finalied
03:45i'm sorry
03:46excuse
03:46on the parts
03:47i don't know what you're saying
03:48and then
03:48finalied
03:49doesn't sound too hardcore
03:51oh it was
03:53filthy
03:53filthy
03:54her other part
03:55you know
03:56which part is that
03:57the other one
03:58the anus
03:59jesus
04:00yes
04:05job is not for me
04:10i guess
04:10oh
04:11you'd have to
04:11if he had to describe something
04:13no
04:13she'd have to call me
04:14she's like listen
04:14i found this link
04:15and i'm not gonna click on it
04:17she'd just have to use sound effects
04:18there was a
04:19he put his
04:24inner
04:26we better clean that up right away
04:33that was a dirty one
04:34and then
04:34and then that
04:36and then he took his thing out
04:40and
04:40sprayed on her
04:42and then he got a
04:48two of them
04:52with their hands
04:55yep he was
04:59and then she put it in
05:05right inside
05:07lease away
05:13porn guardian
05:14that was a dirty one
05:17oh yeah
05:18there's diddle in the bits
05:19there's diddle in the bits
05:21right there
05:22he was doing what
05:27girl i'm gonna give you up
05:32big finale
05:39uh
05:40oh
05:41lease away
05:42porn guardian
05:42coming soon to bulgaria
05:45to a cafe in bulgaria
05:47she's got her little coffee
05:48like it all sounds great
05:49right
05:50she's like
05:50i'm in a cafe
05:51i got my coffee
05:51i got my computer
05:52opened up my laptop
05:53and oh god
05:55no
05:55it was
05:56because it looked
05:56yeah
05:57at least away porn guardian
05:59not coming to us
06:00anytime soon
06:01i'll take it
06:01i'll take it
06:01now
06:02You