Dave & Chuck the Freak held a contest during the St. Patrick's Day broadcast today which involved listeners licking feet clean in order to win concert tickets.
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00:00All right, so every year on St. Patrick's Day, we do something special, something different.
00:13Last year, I made a big mistake and got a lap dance from a legless stripper.
00:18I wouldn't say it was a mistake.
00:19Oh, it was a mistake for me.
00:21I thought it was a home run.
00:22It may not have been a mistake.
00:23For everyone else, it was not a mistake.
00:23I thought it was gold.
00:24For the show, it may not have been a mistake, but it's on every porn site known to man.
00:29Yes.
00:30Under the fetish section.
00:32And I got in a lot of trouble from my wife.
00:33You hear in the background, that's the Fear Factor theme, Sean.
00:38Oh, the Fear Factor theme.
00:40What are these people going to have to do to win Green Day tickets?
00:45We're calling it Feet Factor.
00:48Feet Factor.
00:49Feet Factor.
00:51It's not going to be fun.
00:52It's not what they know.
00:54James?
00:55James is down here with our contestants.
00:57How many people do we have playing?
00:58Well, we have quite a few, but we'll see how many people actually participate once we reveal
01:02what we have to do to win these Green Day tickets.
01:04Okay.
01:05Because I feel like some of them are going to drop out.
01:06They look kind of innocent and not like they want to get their mouth as dirty as we're
01:10going to make them get it.
01:11Oh, yes.
01:12Drink up, people.
01:13Drink up.
01:14Drink.
01:14Drink.
01:15So, do you want me to reveal what's going to happen?
01:16Yes.
01:17All right.
01:17So, what we're going to do is one partner in the groups of two is going to sit on this
01:20chair.
01:21You're going to remove your shoes and socks.
01:23And the other partner is going to clean the powdered sugar we're about to put on your
01:27toes off.
01:28Whoever can do it the fastest and the cleanest is going to win the tickets to see Green Day
01:32March 27th at the Joe Louis Arena.
01:34James is the ultimate judge.
01:36Yeah.
01:36That guy's totally into it.
01:37Oh, yeah.
01:37He's right.
01:38Yeah.
01:38This guy?
01:39So, you do a lot of toe sucking?
01:41You know, not normally, but I think I'm drunk enough to be able to suck them bitches clean.
01:46Okay.
01:47So, okay.
01:48Somebody already dropped out.
01:50Oh, yeah.
01:50No.
01:50The two dudes.
01:51I knew the guys were going to drop.
01:53Look at those guys.
01:54They're like, nah.
01:55Nah.
01:55Foot factor is riling them up.
01:57Did everyone quit?
01:59All right.
01:59Did she try to talk her girlfriend into it?
02:02Yeah.
02:02Come on.
02:02You can do it.
02:02Who's your partner, sir?
02:03Where's your partner?
02:04Get it done.
02:05Oh, okay.
02:06So, he's doing his girlfriend.
02:07Yeah, he's...
02:07So, this is just like another bedroom exercise for this guy.
02:09Okay.
02:09So, now I think you make him switch.
02:12Oh, yeah.
02:12Switch it up.
02:14Sit your butt down.
02:15She's going to be sucking your toes.
02:16Oh, yes.
02:19Yep.
02:19Switch it around.
02:20Yeah, no.
02:21No, but actually, you're the one who has to do it.
02:22Yeah, you're doing the sucking.
02:24You're doing the sucking.
02:25Yeah, see, this is the deal.
02:27This is the big reveal.
02:28Now that you guys have made your choice.
02:30No, you're doing the sucking.
02:31Let me remind you guys, we are doing a live radio show.
02:33So, if you can pick it up a little bit.
02:34The girls all have to do the sucking.
02:36The girls will be the toe suckers.
02:38Yeah.
02:39So, these guys...
02:39Guys, get your shoes off.
02:41Oh, the guy's got some big boots on, too.
02:43If you're just joining us, we're playing Feet Factor, where these contestants will have
02:48to lick...
02:48Oh, that's a big sock that guy has, too.
02:50There's going to be a lot of toe jam.
02:51Yeah, he's trying to dry it right now.
02:52If somebody can hand me my squirt gun, they're going to have to...
02:56Where's his penis squirt gun?
02:57Sir, please, take your shoes off and your socks.
03:00Your lady will be servicing your toes today.
03:03Yes.
03:04Your lady will be servicing your toes.
03:05You guys are sitting in the right positions.
03:07Oh, yes.
03:07The positions are good.
03:09But he needs to take his feet out.
03:11Yes.
03:11These three women are going to suck some feet.
03:13Now, this is probably going to be on a porn channel later, too.
03:16They still don't get it.
03:16They still don't get it.
03:16We didn't think about this.
03:17Your toes go into her mouth.
03:20It's good I can't really see very well.
03:23I don't know.
03:23Now Ken's switching them all around.
03:25I don't know what's going on anymore.
03:27What's happening?
03:27Are the suckers up there?
03:29This is very confusing.
03:31Okay.
03:32Get your balls out of your purse and suck some toes.
03:36Ken is angry.
03:37Ken is angry.
03:39So she needs to go up there, too.
03:40I guess.
03:41I don't know, Ken.
03:43I'm all confused now.
03:44It's good.
03:45She says the green light.
03:46Green for go.
03:47Go for lunch.
03:48Not at all.
03:48All right.
03:49Let's move it along, people.
03:50Lady, move your ass.
03:50Let's go up there.
03:51We've got to hose these toes down.
03:52Yeah, hose them down.
03:53We've got to get these tipsies nice and wet.
03:54Get those tipsies wet.
03:55I guess I can see.
03:57Get those sprinkles on there.
03:58You've got a nice view.
03:59So what's happening here is.
04:01I don't know why they gave me a bottle that doesn't work.
04:02Let me explain it here.
04:03There's a lot of rift problems today.
04:03People who are just joining us.
04:05We have people here who are playing Feet Factor.
04:07Oh, God.
04:08Their partner's feet are going to be covered in green powdered sugar.
04:12Yeah, just don't think about it.
04:13And the first person to lick these dirty feet clean wins tickets to Green Day.
04:17So they're going to have to go to town.
04:20Make sure he gets them in between those toes there, Ken, too.
04:22Right in between those toes.
04:23That's a net in between the toes.
04:24That's where all the good toe jam hides.
04:25The feet are getting wet.
04:26By the way, this is going to be our peep show later, so you'll find it up.
04:28This is a foot lover's dream.
04:31It is.
04:32Now, listen.
04:33I think his foot needs a little bit more.
04:35Yeah, this guy on the end needs a little more sprinkles.
04:36Yeah, Ken.
04:37He's got more sprinkles on that one.
04:39Sprinkle it up.
04:40No, no.
04:42Please hand me my camera back.
04:44Look at the urgency.
04:46Oh, God.
04:46Oh, God.
04:47More sprinkles.
04:48God.
04:48God.
04:49More sprinkles.
04:50Ken, more sprinkles.
04:52Ken James is mad.
04:54It is a nightmare here.
04:56This is what happens when you're trying to set stuff up in a five-minute commercial break.
04:59Yeah.
04:59Yeah.
05:00Usually it's fine.
05:01We broadcast live.
05:02And we're here.
05:02Now he's double-fishing the sprinkles.
05:04Okay.
05:05All right.
05:05Good job.
05:06Okay.
05:06They didn't have got to defeat him.
05:07Okay.
05:08Hold on.
05:08Hold on.
05:09Don't wipe it off.
05:11Don't cheat.
05:12Don't cheat.
05:13She just wiped it off.
05:14Son of a bitch.
05:15God.
05:16Yeah.
05:16Goddamn whore.
05:17Don't do it.
05:17You're a million whores.
05:18Don't cheat.
05:19Okay.
05:20So, are you ready?
05:21All right.
05:22Okay.
05:23Wait.
05:23Hold on.
05:24Hold on.
05:24Hold on.
05:24And James is the judge and jury.
05:25Keep the toes.
05:26We're going to tell you when to start.
05:27The first person.
05:28Listen.
05:29Okay.
05:29Pay attention for God damn sake.
05:30The first person to lick the foot completely clean wins tickets to see Green Day March 27th of the joke.
05:39The foot's got to be clean.
05:40Clean.
05:40And James will judge that.
05:42If I don't think it's clean enough.
05:42No wiping with your hands.
05:44Correct.
05:45All your tongue.
05:47On your marks.
05:48Get set.
05:48Go.
05:49Go.
05:49Lick those feet.
05:50Oh, wow.
05:50Oh, my God.
05:52Those poor ladies.
05:53Don't wipe it with you.
05:55Don't wipe in the sprinkles.
05:56Yeah.
05:56No wiping sprinkles.
05:57Oh, my God.
05:58Oh, God.
05:58I've never thought I would not like this as much as I do.
06:01Yeah.
06:01Get some of that over there, Ken.
06:02Oh, those guys' feet.
06:03Oh, God.
06:04She's really going to town.
06:05Wow.
06:05She's going to town, dude.
06:06Do you know her?
06:07I think I'm getting a motor watching this.
06:09You don't know her?
06:09Oh, my God.
06:10Oh, I thought they were together.
06:11No, I think they just met.
06:13Oh.
06:15Toes.
06:16Toes.
06:16In between the toes.
06:17Get it.
06:17Look at this.
06:18Green.
06:19That girl might have done it with a stranger.
06:22Oh, no.
06:23She can't get between this.
06:24This one looks pretty clean.
06:26Oh, my God.
06:27He's trying to shake the sprinkles off.
06:28That's pretty.
06:29Okay.
06:30It's up to James.
06:31James is the judge.
06:32I've got to get the camera up in this foot here.
06:34Oh, you've got to see their green mouth, dude.
06:36You've got to see their green.
06:37I feel like someone's going to throw up.
06:39That's who I got here.
06:39It's going to be me.
06:41But she's still going.
06:42They're going to throw up on us.
06:43Oh, she's still here.
06:45Oh, look at that.
06:45She's still not wanting to throw up.
06:46She was like.
06:48Someone throws up.
06:49I think it's got to go with these two here.
06:52I definitely think it's the cleanest.
06:56Definitely think it's the cleanest.
06:57Okay.
06:58So who's the winner here, James?
07:00These two right here.
07:01These two?
07:01Yeah, these two right here.
07:02So here's the thing.
07:03You're a couple, right?
07:05You're a couple.
07:06So that gives you a bit.
07:07You're still winning.
07:08That gives you a bit of an unfair advantage.
07:09This couple right here, you don't even know each other, right?
07:12No.
07:12And you look the hell out of these feet.
07:13She has a fiancé.
07:14You licked his feet like you loved those feet.
07:16She has a fiancé.
07:17You have a fiancé.
07:18Oh, that poor man.
07:19Yeah.
07:20But you are a great foot licker.
07:22I'm going to give you that.
07:23This woman here looked like she was going to throw up from the get-go.
07:26She's got a nice green mouth.
07:28Sir, do you know her?
07:31Oh, you know.
07:31Okay.
07:32So you're the only strangers here.
07:33God damn it, you win too.
07:34Because the fact that you did that to that man's...
07:38The fact that you did that...
07:39Can we talk to her for a second about this?
07:41Don't you swear.
07:42You look like you're going to swear.
07:43But don't you swear.
07:44I'm going to step right in between.
07:44Don't swear.
07:45Talk to James here.
07:46I want to talk to this couple that doesn't know each other.
07:48Yeah, hold on.
07:49Just wait a second there, lady.
07:51She's been drinking.
07:51Yes, I can tell.
07:52Be prepared.
07:53Okay.
07:53Have you ever sucked a stranger's foot before today, madam?
07:56Have you ever sucked...
07:57I'll translate.
07:58Have you ever sucked a stranger's foot before today?
08:00No.
08:01Okay.
08:01How was that experience for you?
08:03It was terrible.
08:06I'm horrified at myself.
08:08Yeah.
08:08Okay.
08:09But I did it for my fiance.
08:12Yes.
08:12Also so that he would not be as mad at me when he picked me up later today.
08:16Sure.
08:16Because I had a Green Day ticket for him.
08:18Uh-huh.
08:18So your fiance is going to go with this guy to the show, huh?
08:22Yes.
08:22They're going together.
08:23Okay.
08:24Wow.
08:24Look at that.
08:25And you've got stuff all you got.
08:27Green facial.
08:27Green facial.
08:28Yeah.
08:29That's a green on your face.
08:30Let's talk to the gentleman.
08:31Have you ever had a woman suck your feet before?
08:33The James has the microphone right there.
08:35Have you ever had a lady suck your feet before?
08:37No.
08:38No.
08:38I have not.
08:39What's up?
08:39That was a first.
08:40How was it?
08:41Thumbs up or thumbs down?
08:42It was interesting.
08:42It was rough.
08:43No.
08:44Thumbs up.
08:44It was a thumbs up.
08:45It was a thumbs up.
08:46I could tell.
08:47You looked like you were enjoying it.
08:48Smiles.
08:49He's all smiles.
08:50He did not expect to have his foot licked today by a stranger.
08:54I guarantee that.
08:55No.
08:55I don't think anybody expected to have their feet licked by a stranger.
08:57No.
08:57No.
08:57No.
08:58They didn't.
08:58And then this lady at the end here.
09:00Hi, madam.
09:00How are you?
09:01Hi.
09:01Big high five for you there.
09:02I'm going over here.
09:03James has a microphone there.
09:03I have the mic over here, ma'am.
09:05She's drinking.
09:06She's drunk.
09:06Yes.
09:07Hi.
09:07How did she enjoy it?
09:08How did you enjoy it?
09:10It was gross.
09:11It was the most disgusting thing I've ever known.
09:13I'm going to be honest.
09:14Your mouth looks really gross right now, too.
09:16It might be.
09:17I could tell.
09:17His feet and your mouth is the two most disgusting things in the bar right now.
09:21You definitely got to go wash the mouth.
09:22It's really gross.
09:23Yeah.
09:23Do we have any Listerine?
09:25We need something over here.
09:26We are all green.
09:27Yeah.
09:27So you're all going to see Green Day.
09:29Yes.
09:29You all win.
09:30You all win.
09:31Look at that.
09:31Everybody wins.
09:32Everybody's going.
09:34It's like Oprah.
09:35You get a ticket.
09:36You get a ticket.
09:37You get a ticket and you're all filthy bitches.
09:39We all get high fives.
09:39It's not like Oprah at all, really.
09:41No, not really.
09:42Oprah does not do that.
09:43Tonight on the worst Oprah ever.