The show gets off track when Dave and Lisa accidentally touch feet under the table during WRIF news.
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00:00I'm sorry I kicked you.
00:30In the splits?
00:32It's like something from a Leslie Neal movie.
00:39I'm just sitting with my legs.
00:41And then I'm trying to do that as well.
00:46I felt a dab.
00:48I was like, what was that?
00:49That was so far away from Lisa.
00:51They are so far away.
00:54There's no...
00:55Honestly, would you think, looking at where they are,
00:58there's any way that Dave could accidentally touch her leg?
01:02Not at all.
01:03I can barely get it over there.
01:06I've got long legs.
01:09Wow, that is odd.
01:11That made things weird.
01:14How you doing?
01:15And what Dave has written on the back of his sheet there.
01:18That will make the piece of it.
01:19I was a little offended during this break.
01:25Dave's sending mixed signals.
01:27He plays footsie and then says...
01:28That's how he gets the chicks.
01:31That's how he gets chicks.
01:32He completely intrigues them.
01:33They're like, what?
01:34He's touching me, but he's telling me to F off.
01:36Yeah, why did he touch me if he hates me?
01:38That's a good experiment to do.
01:40See you, like, play footsie with somebody
01:42and then hold up a sign that says F you?
01:48I'm telling you, I can't even believe
01:50the 12 feet that you guys are apart from each other.
01:54That there was any contact.
01:55I have long legs.
01:55Look, okay, let me just put my leg up.
01:57Yeah, put your leg up.
01:58Let me see.
01:59Look, it goes right here.
02:00Jesus Christ.
02:01It goes right next to her.
02:03That's like me playing footsie with Kylo Ren over there.
02:05Yeah, exactly.
02:07Come on.
02:08I'm not a freak.
02:09You make me sound like Elastic Man or something.
02:12Andy, why are you touching me?
02:15Hey, stop your whining.
02:20Anyway, Dave.
02:21You don't even need that mask.
02:23Yeah.
02:23I'm going to stretch out for a while.
02:25Yeah.
02:25Oh, my.
02:26Wow, Jesus Christ.
02:29Lisa's like, okay, enough of that.
02:32She's taking all of her possessions and moving them over.
02:34Oh, boy.
02:35I never thought Lisa was at risk of a Dave footsie there.
02:39No.
02:40Of course not.
02:40Hey, you guys got this whole wrong.
02:42Oh, she footsied me.
02:43I did.
02:43I was like trying to get a little more comfortable as well.
02:47Exactly.
02:47And I was stretching my legs out.
02:48You initiated it.
02:49Because we don't have a lot of room.
02:50But yeah, yeah, yeah.
02:51I know.
02:52It's not designed well.
02:53Dave's legs are just everywhere.
02:54Exactly.
02:55You just can't get around it.
02:56Turns out it wasn't Dave's leg.
03:00Oh, my God.
03:00Come on.
03:01Exactly.
03:01Stop it.
03:02Nine inches of fury right there.
03:04Stop it.
03:04Anyway, I'm totally sidetracked now.
03:08I'm all flustered, Lisa.
03:10Sorry, Dave.
03:10Oh, my manta.
03:11Woo.
03:12Woo.
03:12Woo.
03:13Steamy up in here.
03:14I was like, we would just go past it.
03:15I'm like, I just touched Dave's foot.
03:17We'll just go past it.
03:18No.
03:18We'll stop right here.
03:20It's the first time you touched my foot in like 12 years.
03:22Yeah.
03:23This guy probably got a boner.
03:24Oh, come on.
03:25Well, we saw what happened at the stripper.
03:29Okay.
03:30Stop it now.
03:32Let's move on, shall we?
03:34That was no legs or feet.
03:35Exactly.
03:36That was weird.
03:38The stubs.
03:39What were you saying?
03:40I was saying.
03:41I was talking about feet and shoes, too, actually.
03:43Oh, you were weird.
03:43Oh, you were weird.