Benny Hill - Carmen 1985
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00:00Audience Applauds
00:04Birds Chirping
00:10Cock-a-doodle-doo
00:13Horn Blows
00:16Laughter
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00:46Hey, what's going on?
00:48Hey, hey, hey, where, where, where, what?
00:51Laughter
00:55What you playing at?
01:01Men of the artillery
01:03Live next to a distillery
01:05To climb inside they can't resist
01:07No wonder they're always
01:09Cackling and screaming, shout
01:12Make us clean the stables out
01:14No time for tea, not half a cup
01:16Because the work keeps piling up
01:18We're the infantry brigade
01:20Overworked and underpaid
01:22Twenty-seven to attend
01:24No wonder half of us are bent
01:26Kill us fighting men are we
01:28Who longs to kill the enemy
01:30Could you kill a man, Henri?
01:32I suppose I could, eventually
01:34Laughter
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01:52Right dress
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02:15Other arms
02:18One, two, three, four
02:21Ah!
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02:36Okay, right, right, turn
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02:40Quick march
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02:53Get up
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02:57Get up
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03:04Halt, attention, fire
03:08Fire
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03:17We went off to fight for peace
03:19Fight for peace and win the war
03:21And some of us would like a piece
03:23Of what we have been fighting for
03:27Laughter
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03:40What do you think you're doing, you girls?
03:42Get up, you're supposed to make cigars
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03:46Sir, please try to understand
03:49We'd like to comply with your wishes
03:52But the work we do is repetitious
03:55One piece a girl can have a day
03:58Laughter
04:00We blow it up and down a high
04:03Sometimes quite low and sometimes high
04:06It helps to make the time pass by
04:08If we quietly and newly sing
04:12A sweet and gentle lullaby
04:23Laughter
04:24La la la la la
04:31La la la la la
05:06That is the most disgusting suggestion I ever heard in my entire life.
05:36Besides, where could we go?
05:52I should have to run a little faster.
06:01But I've heard that men are treachery,
06:03Oh, they're in search of lechery,
06:05Kissing the girls and drinking wine some night till nearly half past nine.
06:09It's just like heaven, I'm unguarded till eleven,
06:13Romance and music, but I'm on duty,
06:17I could not leave my post, you see,
06:19No matter what you promise me.
06:34Oh, ho-ho-ho, ho-ho-ho-ho!
06:41Each pretty face that you'll find in Aunty Lily's place
06:44Will make your heart beat that much faster,
06:48Those girls will adore you and they will dance for you,
06:52Then a-ha-da!
06:54But what?
06:55La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la!
06:56Yeah, but my cho-la-la-la-la what?
06:58Ha!
06:59La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la!
07:01What then?
07:02Anything to please our lord and master
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