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00:00This is the story of how I shredded a yellow card at Wembley Stadium during the Sidemen charity match.
00:05They shredded it!
00:06You see, last year I did this.
00:08Dude, they reversed it!
00:09Which got lots of people talking.
00:10And so this year I knew I needed to come back with something bigger and better.
00:14So I got brainstorming.
00:16Eat the card.
00:16Burn the card.
00:17Cut the card.
00:18And came up with an ingenious idea.
00:21I could shred the card.
00:22I ordered the smallest shredders I could find, but they just wouldn't do.
00:25Can you tell I'm wearing a shredder?
00:26So I called in the big guns and had some professionals custom make a shredder small enough to smuggle onto the pitch.
00:33This is the shredder.
00:35Along with a custom vest to hold it all in.
00:37You can't tell that I'm wearing anything.
00:39After a quick running test...
00:40This is working perfectly.
00:42I was ready.
00:43God, I'm nervous.
00:44The day of the match was here and I spent the whole game tackling my fellow YouTubers desperate for another yellow card.
00:50Then finally...
00:51Timer, what's going on here?
00:52Disaster had struck.
00:53I'm not sure what happened there.
00:54The shredder wouldn't work.
00:56But as I threw it to the ground in anger, the shredder amazingly fired up and I quickly seized the moment.
01:02It shredded it!
01:03So after a very close shave...