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00:00It's time to announce the winner of this year's Ogiri-O Kettei-Sensei!
00:08These four people will be participating in this event!
00:16Let's get started!
00:18Here is the first topic!
00:20What is the new feature of the smartphone released in 2069?
00:26It's about 45 years from now.
00:33What is the new feature of the smartphone released in 2069?
00:43What is the new feature of the smartphone released in 2069?
00:56Mr. Bakarizumu, what is the new feature of the smartphone released in 2069?
01:02It's waterproof.
01:04It's about waterproofing.
01:06It's a bit sticky.
01:07I see.
01:08Why did you only use half of it?
01:12Mr. Noda, that's good.
01:13What is the new feature of the smartphone released in 2069?
01:17It's DVD-playing.
01:19DVD?
01:22It's not DVD?
01:24It's DVD.
01:25DVD?
01:27Don't you think it's a bit strange?
01:31Actually, this is the Oogiri-Kaito that someone else came up with.
01:37It's supposed to be entertaining even for a comedian.
01:44It's a skull-massaging function.
01:47If you don't have hair...
01:48What do you mean?
01:52Mori-chan.
01:54Red team vs. Blue team.
01:55I'm neutral.
02:00The members of Oogiri-Kaito will challenge the Oogiri-Kaito.
02:05Who is the best at Oogiri-Kaito?
02:09It's the cream.
02:12Before the show, the members will decide who will do the Oogiri-Kaito.
02:18Let's open it together.
02:21Wait a minute.
02:23I can't read it.
02:26Arita-san is reading it from the side.
02:30Are you doing the Oogiri-Kaito?
02:33I can't read it.
02:35What is it?
02:37Why did you call all the muscular people?
02:41It's not all of them.
02:44It's the president.
02:47Does President Ishida know about Oogiri-Kaito?
02:50I don't think so.
02:52Maybe he knows the answer.
02:54He doesn't know the concept of Oogiri-Kaito.
02:57Let's look at the answers of Oogiri-Kaito.
03:01Do I have to read all of them?
03:02Did you read all of them?
03:04I can't read it.
03:06I just read three of them.
03:07This is the one that I can understand.
03:10The president doesn't understand Oogiri-Kaito.
03:14There is an explanation for the answer.
03:18Do I have to read all of them?
03:21You have to read all of them.
03:23What is the explanation for the answer?
03:27I'm looking forward to it.
03:30Please enjoy the Oogiri-Kaito.
03:35What is the new feature of the smartphone released in 2069?
03:41Arita-san, what is the new feature of the smartphone released in 2069?
03:44The new feature is that protein comes out of the smartphone.
03:48What does that mean?
03:50What does that mean?
03:52Does that mean that there is a part of the smartphone that contains protein?
03:57I don't know about that.
03:58Did you come up with that idea?
04:00I don't know about that.
04:01Please take responsibility.
04:02Protein will definitely come out of the smartphone.
04:04Is that so?
04:05Horiuchi-san, what is the new feature of the smartphone released in 2069?
04:09The smell of the smartphone is transmitted to the other person.
04:18I'm sorry.
04:19No one wants that.
04:21No one wants that.
04:24But there is such a feature.
04:26Bakarizumu-san, what is the new feature of the smartphone released in 2069?
04:29What is the new feature of the smartphone released in 2069?
04:31It's not infrared.
04:32It's called infrared telecommunication.
04:34It's a little different.
04:36It's like a kotatsu.
04:41Noda-san, what is the new feature of the smartphone released in 2069?
04:45It's like a dial-up black phone.
04:46Oh, it's back.
04:48I see.
04:49You don't have to write it down.
04:51You don't have to write it down.
04:53It's like a dial-up black phone.
04:54It's like a dial-up black phone.
04:57You know that, don't you?
04:58I thought it was a new generation, so I added it.
05:01I see.
05:02I don't have to explain it.
05:05Hayarita-san, what is the new feature of the smartphone released in 2069?
05:09When you open the map, you can see the road to the nearest Gold Gym.
05:15Why is it limited to Gold Gym?
05:18You don't have to write it down.
05:21You should remember the nearest Gold Gym.
05:25You don't have to write it down.
05:26You don't have to write it down.
05:27It's convenient, isn't it?
05:29Mr. Horiuchi, what is the new feature of 2069?
05:33With a 20kg smartphone, you can train anywhere.
05:37Aren't you influenced by Alibaba?
05:40I'm influenced by GoldSim.
05:45Protein and stuff.
05:46No, I'm not.
05:47You're not?
05:49That's what I was told.
05:51Mr. Bakarizmus, what is the new feature of 2069?
05:56You can measure your life expectancy.
05:58No, no, no.
06:00Not O.
06:02What does it say?
06:04It's a C-countdown.
06:06You don't have to write it down.
06:08Life expectancy is like that.
06:10I don't know if you can understand it.
06:12How many customers are you fooling around with?
06:14It's too high level.
06:16There are things you can't understand.
06:18It's not over yet.
06:20Let's finish it properly.
06:22You can still do it?
06:24What is the new feature of 2069?
06:27Skeletal massage function.
06:30Then you should have finished it earlier.
06:34What is it?
06:36Right?
06:38The first topic is Cocomande.
06:40Hori-chan is laughing with muscles.
06:43On the other hand, Noda Crystal is forced to draw a picture of the president of the dream group.
06:48What's next?
06:50What is the new feature of 2069?
06:54I think it's almost there.
06:59Arita-san, what is the new feature of 2069?
07:02I want to be strict.
07:04People who can't lift 100kg can't get out of the house.
07:09They can't get out of the house.
07:11Why are you so obsessed with muscles?
07:15You have to put in this much effort to be on TV.
07:19You don't have to be on TV.
07:21You don't have to be on TV.
07:23You don't have to be on TV.
07:25You don't have the right to be on TV.
07:27Horiuchi-san, what is the new feature of 2069?
07:30I watch Sakamoto Ise's muscle training exercise for 3 minutes a day.
07:36What is that?
07:38This is a reversal.
07:41It's not a reversal.
07:43I don't understand it.
07:45Please think about it.
07:46I don't understand.
07:47Muscle training?
07:48You are noisy.
07:49You too.
07:50Muscle training?
07:52You too.
07:54Arita-san, what is the new feature of 2069?
07:5710% of body fat.
07:58That's what you want.
08:01You don't have to put in this much effort.
08:04You are obsessed with muscle training and protein.
08:09I want to be strict.
08:11I want to be strict.
08:14What is the new feature of 2069?
08:17You don't have to be on TV.
08:19You don't have to be on TV.
08:23You don't have to use earphones at remote performances.
08:27Why?
08:28You don't have to be on TV.
08:30I don't have to be on TV.
08:32Arita-san, what is the new feature of 2069?
08:36What is the new feature of 2069?
08:39You are a comedian.
08:41I see.
08:42I see.
08:43Arita-san, what is the new feature of 2069?
08:45You don't have to be a macho man if you are not 45 cm tall.
08:49You again?
08:51Why did you say that to me?
08:54Because I'm a macho man.
08:56You are not a macho man.
08:58You are not a macho man.
08:59You are not a macho man.
09:01You are not a macho man.
09:03What is the new feature of 2069?
09:07You always check your hair when there is a static electricity.
09:11You always check your hair when there is no hair.
09:13What do you mean?
09:15Mr. Horiguchi.
09:16This is a technique.
09:17It's hard to read.
09:19This is a technique.
09:20This is a technique.
09:21Noda-san, what is the new feature of 2069?
09:24What is the new feature of 2069?
09:27You don't have to be on TV.
09:30You don't have to be on TV.
09:31You don't have to be on TV.
09:34You don't have to be on TV.
09:37You don't have to be on TV.
09:39I can't explain this.
09:43You don't have to be on TV.
09:45You don't have to be on TV.
09:47Why are you so cool?
09:49It's more interesting to be on TV.
09:51Then do it.
09:53You don't have to be on TV.
09:55I explained it in the first part.
09:59You don't have to be on TV.
10:01Mr. Horiguchi.
10:02You don't have to be on TV.
10:04You don't have to be on TV.
10:06You don't have to be on TV.
10:16Why did you buy this?
10:19Please close this.
10:22What is the scene that you want to shout out?
10:29Let's go to Bakarizumu.
10:31What is the scene that you want to shout out?
10:33When I pushed the up and down button on the remote control,
10:37the TV was blown away.
10:40It was in the back of the car.
10:42It was in the back of the car.
10:43The Grand Tower of Roppongi was blown away.
10:45That's inappropriate.
10:47That's rude.
10:49Can I use this as an actual experience?
10:53It's an actual experience.
10:54It's an actual experience.
10:57Please tell us an inappropriate scene.
10:59The man who was introduced as a macho man was a skinny macho man, not a bodybuilder.
11:05It doesn't matter.
11:07I'm a macho man.
11:09Stay away from my muscles.
11:13It's really annoying.
11:16Mr. Tanaka, are you ready?
11:17Yes.
11:18Please tell us an inappropriate scene.
11:21It's a weather forecast.
11:26What do you mean?
11:29It's a weather forecast.
11:30There was a weather forecast on the smartphone.
11:34It's a weather forecast.
11:39What are you talking about?
11:42It doesn't matter.
11:43It doesn't matter.
11:45Mr. Bakarizumu, please tell us an inappropriate scene.
11:48He was a fish.
11:55It's a little bit rude.
11:57It's a little bit rude.
11:58It's a little bit rude.
11:59He may have a facial expression.
12:02His face.
12:03It's an inappropriate scene.
12:06It's not a joke.
12:08He was recorded in the news as a victim.
12:15I'll be angry at you.
12:17It's not a joke.
12:19I'll be angry at you.
12:20What is the picture?
12:21The picture is not correct.
12:24The picture is not correct.
12:25He was angry.
12:27He was cheating.
12:28The picture is not correct.
12:32Mr. Arita, please tell us an inappropriate scene.
12:34Please imagine.
12:36This is inappropriate.
12:38When someone who is having a lot of fun says,
12:41you don't have to drink at all.
12:46That's...
12:48Are you a boring person even in class?
12:52It's annoying, isn't it?
12:54Don't say that.
12:55Don't say it's not funny.
12:58Don't say that.
13:01You'll get a bad impression.
13:03This is an inappropriate scene.
13:06A 200km history of talking to a vegan.
13:10I see.
13:12Really?
13:13That's good.
13:14Arita-san, it's like this, isn't it?
13:17I didn't say anything about drinking.
13:19That's how it is.
13:22Don't show this.
13:24I don't like this.
13:26You've been losing all this time.
13:28I don't like this.
13:29I'll do what Ueda-san laughs at.
13:31This is an inappropriate scene.
13:34Kon Arimura is on TV.
13:36No, no.
13:38I don't like this.
13:40I don't like this.
13:41You can be on TV.
13:42Ariko-san, you can be on TV.
13:45I'll be on TV.
13:47Ueda-san, this is a common scene.
13:51This is an inappropriate scene.
13:53He's screaming that it's cheaper than Yume Group.
13:56It's definitely noisy.
13:58It's noisy, isn't it?
14:01This is definitely an inappropriate scene.
14:03It's cheaper than Yume Group.
14:05I can't allow this kind of two-man show.
14:07That's right.
14:08Arita has a lot of muscle.
14:11Noda is a member of Yume Group.
14:13Horike is trying to do something with his hand.
14:16Bakarizumu is trying to do something with his hand.
14:18Who will be the winner?
14:21Next is the photo blowing ceremony.
14:25Answer the photo correctly.
14:30Please choose one.
14:36Let's start with Noda-san.
14:38Noda-san's answer is...
14:40Shiden.
14:43I can't make it any cheaper.
14:45I'm sorry.
14:47He's the president of Yume Group.
14:49He's still the president of Yume Group.
14:51I'm not the president of Yume Group.
14:53I'm not the president of Yume Group.
14:55I'm not the president of Yume Group.
14:57You like Yume Group, don't you?
14:59I thought I was the president of Yume Group.
15:02Horike, which one will you choose?
15:06C.
15:09It's painful.
15:12It's painful.
15:16It's simple.
15:18It's simple.
15:21Alisa-san's answer is...
15:24C.
15:29Which manufacturer's protein do you use?
15:32Protein A.
15:34You're crazy.
15:36You like protein, don't you?
15:38You're crazy about muscle.
15:41I was doing muscle training.
15:43Bakarizumu-san's answer is...
15:46B.
15:49It's been three years since my family left the house without saying anything.
15:54But you're still cooking.
15:57Horikike-san's answer is...
16:00C.
16:02You have bad breath.
16:07I don't mean bad breath.
16:09I don't mean bad breath.
16:11That's the technique.
16:13That's the technique.
16:15That's what you're particular about.
16:17I don't mean bad breath.
16:20Bakarizumu-san's answer is...
16:23C.
16:26We promised to go to the barber shop together tomorrow.
16:30You went first.
16:32You went first.
16:34You can't go anymore.
16:37Noda-san's answer is...
16:39C.
16:42Was my fart that bad?
16:45I'm sorry.
16:47Was it bad?
16:49He said was it bad.
16:51Was it bad?
16:53Was it bad?
16:55I guess that's what you're particular about.
16:57I guess that's what you're particular about.
16:59You said it was bad.
17:01You said it was bad.
17:03I didn't say it was bad.
17:05Bakarizumu-san's answer is...
17:08B.
17:10I'm neutral.
17:14It's pretty rare for Bakarizumu-san to bring up the answer with his face.
17:20That's a rare pattern.
17:22Horiguchi-san?
17:24I'm going to aim...
17:26Which camera?
17:28The third one.
17:30I'm going to aim...
17:32B.
17:34Did you make a mistake with the amount of food you brought?
17:40That's not the face you make when you check the camera.
17:44This is a TV show.
17:46No, no. I didn't go to a vocational school to shoot a video like that.
17:51Now, Mr. Noda's answer.
17:53In B.
17:55Come on, everyone. Let's eat.
17:59Huh?
18:00Am I the only one who can see?
18:03That's enough. I don't need it.
18:07That's enough.
18:10M1 and R1, please respond.
18:14Are there any more?
18:17Now, Mr. Arita's answer.
18:19Yes, I'll go.
18:20Now, Mr. Arita's answer.
18:21I'll go with A.
18:24Is it true that this doesn't make you sick?
18:32No, no.
18:34Yes, my hair is messy.
18:38Everyone, my hair is messy.
18:41Why are you trying to look cool?
18:44After this, it will be even messier.
18:51Are there any more?
18:52Now, Mr. Bakarizumu's answer.
18:54In C.
18:56What?
19:00What?
19:02What did you say?
19:04What?
19:13You worked too much in 2020.
19:16Take a long vacation.
19:19You.
19:21Now, Mr. Horiusu's answer.
19:23B.
19:26I made a mistake on my birthday.
19:36Why are you trying to look cool?
19:40You made a mistake on your birthday.
19:42I made a mistake on my birthday.
19:45That's enough.
19:46Are there any more?
19:47Now, Mr. Bakarizumu's answer.
19:49In C.
19:50Now, Mr. Horiusu's answer.
19:51In C.
19:57The pizza party is tomorrow.
20:01Say it in B.
20:03Not in C.
20:06Why did you say it in C?
20:07Say it in B.
20:09If I say it in B, it will be the same.
20:11That's what I'm talking about.
20:12It's funny because you said it in C.
20:15Are there any more?
20:16Now, Mr. Noda's answer.
20:21In C.
20:24Hurry up and let me go.
20:27Toilet.
20:29I'm going to leak.
20:31Apologize to Mr. Noda.
20:34What?
20:36That's not a free material.
20:39I'm not doing it anymore.
20:42Are there any more?
20:43Now, Mr. Arita's answer.
20:46A.
20:48I'm not in this state.
20:51Don't make me have sex.
20:54You started to say terrible things.
20:57I'm retiring.
20:59This person is retiring.
21:03You started to say terrible things.
21:05Finally, on TV.
21:09After this, the result will be announced.
21:11Who was the most excited?
21:14After this, the result will be announced.
21:19I made a mistake on my birthday.
21:22After this, the result will be announced.
21:2650 people who don't know who they are.
21:29Who was the most excited?
21:33Who will be the winner?
21:37The person with 21 points will be the winner.
21:41Now, I will announce the winner.
21:44The winner is...
21:49Mr. Bakarizuma.
21:56He got 19 points.
22:00Mr. Horiuchi.
22:02Mr. Horiuchi got 2 points.
22:04Mr. Horiuchi got 3 points.
22:08Mr. Horiuchi got 3 points.
22:11Mr. Arita and Mr. Noda got 5 points.
22:13They were strong.
22:16Thank you very much.
22:18No, no, no.
22:20You should announce the winner.
22:21You should announce the winner.
22:22You should announce the winner.
22:24I'm sorry.
22:25Actually, I sent you the results of the tournament.
22:29There is no such tournament.
22:32Actually, we were planning to play the get- Together board game.
22:38You made the game look as if you were thinking of the answer someone had finally come up with.
22:45You did that in the picture, right?
22:47What do you mean, everyone?
22:50You said someone else had come up with the answer.
22:52What do you mean by that?
22:55I don't think so.
22:58You are being a Iketani.
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