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00:00The second half of the match between the partners who never say peace again!
00:06This time, we have come to Mamatart and Gakutensoft.
00:09Nice to meet you.
00:10Nice to meet you, too.
00:11Do you have any gratitude for your partner?
00:14From my partner?
00:15No, I don't.
00:17Is that so?
00:18In the first place, I'm the one who makes the jokes.
00:23I don't know how to put it, but he just remembers them.
00:28Is that how you say it?
00:30I don't have any gratitude.
00:31I make jokes by myself at home.
00:33And I send them to him on LINE.
00:36And he says,
00:37I got it.
00:40First of all, thank you for making the jokes.
00:43How about you, Mamatart?
00:44When I make jokes, Otsuriman asks me,
00:52What do you mean by that?
00:54How do you do that?
00:55And Otsuriman says,
00:57I want you to do this kind of movement.
01:00That's it?
01:01And I say,
01:02Well, that's fine.
01:04I understand.
01:06He doesn't know what's funny.
01:08So when he's done,
01:09I say,
01:10That's not funny.
01:12He said,
01:13That's not funny.
01:14That's not funny.
01:16It's because there's a joke that makes the jokes funny.
01:20And in tonight's mischief,
01:22he even wrote a joke,
01:24but he has no gratitude for the joke.
01:27So,
01:28he verified what would happen if he didn't say a joke
01:31to a joke that he doesn't know anything about.
01:35And then,
01:36What?
01:37What?
01:38What?
01:39Why did you write a joke?
01:40Don't change your mind when he says that.
01:42Hey, you.
01:43That's right.
01:44It's weird to do that in a shrine.
01:45Be proud of your jokes.
01:47That's not what I meant.
01:49He's at the limit of his expectations.
01:52Mr. Ueda,
01:53Thank you for your jokes.
01:55Queen's number.
01:59Last year's champion,
02:01Gakuten Soku.
02:04So,
02:05what do you think would happen if you didn't say a joke?
02:07Well,
02:08I would say,
02:09What?
02:11No, no, no.
02:12I would say meaningless words.
02:16I wouldn't move forward or back.
02:18I would just stand still and say,
02:20What?
02:22No, no, no.
02:23I would say only meaningless words.
02:25Please tell us the story of your marriage.
02:27It was a wedding.
02:28My partner did something,
02:30and I hit him.
02:32I said,
02:33It's funny.
02:34Then,
02:35he said,
02:36You must be angry.
02:38I said,
02:39No, I want to make you happy.
02:41That's the story of our marriage.
02:43I see.
02:44So, you are serious.
02:45Yes.
02:47They met Yojo,
02:48who is said to be a special edition of Kanburi program.
02:51The verification begins.
02:55What would happen if Yojo didn't say a joke?
03:00Hello.
03:01Hello.
03:06Let's get started.
03:07In the future,
03:08if you can get married,
03:10I have a question.
03:11What?
03:12If I can get married,
03:13No, no, no.
03:14If I can get married,
03:15No, no, no.
03:16I'm done.
03:17Why?
03:18Why do you say such a bad thing?
03:19I'm 43 years old.
03:2043 years old.
03:21I have no marriage history.
03:22No.
03:23I'm an idol nerd.
03:24Yes.
03:25My hobby is playing crane games.
03:26I'm done.
03:27I'm done.
03:30After three minutes,
03:32they go home.
03:35Do you have something to show me?
03:37You are like a child.
03:39Leave it to me.
03:41Are you sure?
03:42I'll show you my special skill.
03:45Do you have any special skill?
03:47I can play air guitar.
03:48What's that?
03:49Air.
03:50Like air guitar?
03:51Air guitar?
03:56I can't see it because I don't know the answer.
03:59I don't know what you are doing.
04:02Have you ever seen it?
04:07Here you are.
04:08You are funny.
04:10You are as quiet as a car.
04:12I'll make your wife angry.
04:14I want to make her happy.
04:18I'll make your wife angry.
04:20I want to make her happy.
04:22You want to make her happy?
04:23Yes.
04:24I see.
04:25I want to make her happy.
04:26I see.
04:28I want to go on a trip with you.
04:32I want to go on a trip with you.
04:34You want to go on a trip by yourself?
04:36It's a wedding.
04:38I don't want to go on a trip suddenly.
04:39I don't know why I want to go on a trip suddenly.
04:41I want to make you happy at the wedding.
04:43I see.
04:44I'm your senior at the wedding.
04:48I have a lot of things I want you to do.
04:53What are you talking about?
04:54I want to make you happy at the wedding.
04:58I want you to do a lot of housework.
05:00I'm talking about the wedding.
05:02Why are you talking about housework?
05:04I want to make you happy at the wedding.
05:06At the wedding?
05:07What should I do?
05:11I'll call someone as a surprise.
05:16I'll call Takanohana's son.
05:18I'll call him and say,
05:19I'm here.
05:20I'll call him and say,
05:21I'm here.
05:23I'll say,
05:24I'm Takanohana's son.
05:26If I do this,
05:28your wife will be very surprised.
05:29So you want to make her happy.
05:32You want to make your wife happy.
05:34I want to make her happy.
05:37Why is it a surprise?
05:39That's what I'm saying.
05:42I want to make you happy.
05:44You want to make me happy.
05:46But if it's like what you just did,
05:47you'll be disappointed.
05:48Let me give you some advice.
05:50Advice?
05:51I hope that you'll be able to get married.
05:54I'll ask you about that later.
05:57I'll ask you later if you're happy to get married.
06:01Huh? Later?
06:03It doesn't matter now.
06:05I want to get away from the wedding.
06:08If it's after the wedding, there will be a lot of episodes.
06:12So, how should I make you happy at the wedding?
06:17That's the problem.
06:19Since you did Kendo, why don't you do Air Kendo?
06:24Why?
06:25Air Kendo.
06:26No, no, no.
06:28You told me to take care of the wedding.
06:31I'll leave it to you.
06:32Then, I'll do Air Kendo.
06:35I'll do Air Kendo.
06:37Air Kendo.
06:38I'll do it.
06:44You're doing your best.
06:46What?
06:48If you do this, I'll be angry.
06:51Then, I want to make you happy.
06:53I want to make you happy, but...
06:56What?
06:59I want to make you happy.
07:01What's going on?
07:03I want to make you happy.
07:05What?
07:06What's your purpose?
07:10My purpose?
07:11I want to make you happy.
07:13I told you to leave it to me.
07:15I want to make you happy.
07:17You told me to leave it to you.
07:20I see.
07:21I see.
07:22The wedding hall is expensive.
07:26What?
07:27The floor is expensive.
07:29I thought it was expensive.
07:31The price and the ceiling.
07:33The price and the ceiling.
07:34The floor?
07:35It's expensive.
07:37The outside.
07:40The outside?
07:41From the top.
07:42The windows.
07:45I want to put the parachute on the windows.
07:50It's fun.
07:53You do it?
07:54Yes, I'll do it.
07:59If I do this, I'll make you angry.
08:02I want to make you happy.
08:04I want to make you happy.
08:06I want to make you happy.
08:08You look good when you're told that.
08:10What? How many times have I said that?
08:14I don't know.
08:17It's practical.
08:19Let's go to the bingo tournament.
08:21Let's go.
08:23Let's go.
08:25I'll bet 2 million yen.
08:27I'll bet.
08:29I'll bet.
08:302 million yen.
08:32If I do that, I'll get excited.
08:34My wife will be angry.
08:36I want to make her happy.
08:38I want to make her happy.
08:44It's not good to make her angry.
08:47I want to make her happy.
08:49You've had enough.
08:52Let's end it here.
08:55He's at his limit.
08:57He gives a signal to Okudani.
08:59He gives a signal to Okudani.
09:01He gives a signal to Okudani.
09:03I'll make her happy.
09:05I'll make her happy.
09:07I'll give her all my money.
09:10I'm sure she'll be happy.
09:12I'm sure she'll be happy.
09:17That's enough.
09:19That's enough.
09:21That's enough.
09:23That's too much.
09:26That's too much.
09:29That's a good point.
09:31No, no, no, no, no.
09:33I can't do this.
09:35I can't do this.
09:38They tell each other that they have a commentary.
09:41They move to another room and tell each other.
09:46Is this okay?
09:47Yes.
09:50We'll end the show here.
09:58Wow!
09:59Please sit in the middle.
10:01Please sit in the middle.
10:03We have a long program.
10:08It was a little long.
10:09I felt it was long.
10:10Really?
10:11It was long, wasn't it?
10:12Long?
10:13It was very long.
10:14Why?
10:15He doesn't say long.
10:17Did you do it with an ad-lib?
10:19I did it with an ad-lib.
10:20Why didn't you add an ad-lib?
10:21What?
10:22It was a long program.
10:23What?
10:24Wait a minute.
10:25What do you mean?
10:27What do you mean?
10:28It didn't end at the end.
10:31I thought I had to add an ad-lib.
10:34It didn't end?
10:35It didn't end.
10:36I said,
10:37I'm going to make my wife angry.
10:40You said that.
10:41And then,
10:42That's it.
10:43That's it.
10:44I didn't say that.
10:46If you said,
10:47That's it,
10:48it would have ended.
10:49I didn't say that.
10:50If you didn't say that,
10:51it would have continued.
10:52That's right.
10:53You always say,
10:54That's it,
10:55but you have to thank me.
10:57Me?
10:58No, no, no.
10:59Wait, what?
11:00If you didn't say,
11:01That's it,
11:02it would have continued.
11:03It would have continued for 8 or 10 minutes.
11:05That's right.
11:06Let's thank him.
11:08Me?
11:10Let's thank him.
11:14Otherwise, it will happen again.
11:16It will happen again.
11:17I don't want it to happen again.
11:18Right?
11:19You always say,
11:21You always say,
11:22Thank you for letting me finish.
11:23No, I always say,
11:24Thank you for letting me finish with MORE & MORE.
11:27Yeah.
11:28Did you finally notice?
11:29That's what it means.
11:33What do you mean?
11:35You didn't have enough gratitude.
11:36What?
11:37You said,
11:38I said,
11:39I said,
11:40I said,
11:41You said,
11:42You said,
11:43You said,
11:44You said,
11:45You said,
11:46You said,
11:47You said,
11:48You said,
11:49You said,
11:50Moe wa ikoru isenan ja naindesu!
11:52Chigaimasu yo!
11:54Sore wa arieru yo, kongo mo.
11:56Attara akannen da!
11:58Attara akannoyo!
12:00Dakara kantani moe wa iyou to kaeta oman toite kure.
12:04Iyutekureta eiyan!
12:06Ikagadeshita ka?
12:08Yosu ga kateru kao kawaii sugite,
12:10Uchi no ina ga oyatsu moraitai toki.
12:14Mechakucha kawaii katta desu.
12:16Tashikani, yojo no yosa wa deteta kabushin da.
12:18Honma desu ka?
12:20Nantoka episodo togu no konai desu.
12:22Hairou to shitara zenbu tsubushite kuru kara.
12:24Nante ne, kekkoujiki no ato no hanashi wo shite kuru kara.
12:30Tsuzuite wa sakunen no M-1 Finalist
12:32Mamataru to.
12:34Doudesho, moe wa?
12:36Iwanakattara.
12:38Saki no yojo-san mitete,
12:40Uchi no Otsuruhiman ni
12:42Kore ga taerareru no ka?
12:44Robai shite,
12:46Funya wo zenbu morasa.
12:50Sore wa, sore wa, sore de mo.
12:52Shouganai, sore wa.
12:54Ariemasu yo.
12:56Yatta miyuu shika wakarimasu.
12:58Ochi no kudari oshiete kudasai.
13:00Hatsu Mouden ni
13:02Futari de ikun desu kedo,
13:04Saigo Torii wo,
13:06Kigyou no TikTok no shinnyuu shain mitai ni
13:08Torii wo kuguru tte iu
13:10Wake yatte,
13:12Kigyou no shinnyuu shain no TikTok ka,
13:14Otsuruhiman ga, moe wa?
13:16Tte ii dasu toki arun desu kedo,
13:18Sou dewa nakute?
13:20Sou dewa nakute?
13:22Jigoku no serifu yada.
13:24Mamataru to Otsuruhiman.
13:26Ochi no tsukkomi ga nai to dou naru?
13:28Doudesho!
13:30Doudesho!
13:32Doudesho!
13:34Doudesho!
13:36Mamataru to Otsuruhiman.
13:38Ochi no tsukkomi ga nai to dou naru?
13:40Mamataru to Otsuruhiman.
13:42Doudesho!
13:44Mamataru to desu!
13:46Arigatou gozaimasu!
13:48Arigatou gozaimasu!
13:50Oshogatsu nan de ne,
13:52Hatsumoude ni ikitai na to omou desu ne.
13:54Hatsumoude ni ikitai yo ne.
13:56Hatsumoude, kyo wa futari de iku renshuu yattakou.
13:58Honto itsumo arigatou.
14:00Torii ga aru ne.
14:02Torii no kuguri kata shiteru?
14:04Torii no kuguri kata wasureta.
14:06Torii wa na,
14:08Niji no houkou ni,
14:10Kobashiri de hashiri nukeru?
14:12Kobashiri de hashiri nukeru,
14:14Hoshinuku kuguri kata?
14:16Nani ga sore?
14:18Kowai yo!
14:20Doutatte shittane, sore?
14:22Kimura ga kinchou shiteru na.
14:24Kimura ga kinchou shiteru na.
14:26Sugoi kinchou shiteru.
14:28Saa, iyo iyo, Ochi no kudari e.
14:30Chuu-chuu-chuu-chuu-chuu.
14:32Chuu-chuu-chuu-chuu-chuu.
14:34Michi-michi-michi-michi-michi.
14:36Buchi!
14:38Uwa!
14:40Ga-san!
14:42E, kono suzu tte
14:44Sonnani jinja ni
14:46Kuttsui terun ya!
14:48Sonnani jinja ni
14:50Kuttsui terun ya!
14:52Sonnani jinja ni
14:54Kuttsui terun ya!
14:56Saigo, Torii no kuguri kata.
14:58Kaeru kata mo aru wake.
15:00Buu!
15:02Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba.
15:04Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba.
15:06Look at that!
15:07It's like a TikTok of a company's new employee!
15:12Hey!
15:13Hey, come back here!
15:16Come back here!
15:18The shrine won't forgive you if you do something like that!
15:21What?
15:23Okay, go on.
15:29What's that sound?
15:31What's that?
15:32What's that sound?
15:33Eh?
15:34It's Hee-wara!
15:35Wait, what's going on?
15:36What's going on?
15:37What's going on?
15:38Why are you back here?
15:41What's going on?
15:42Don't you understand?
15:46What are you doing?
15:47We're in the same world.
15:48What's going on?
15:50Why are you back here?
15:51It's Hee-wara if you think it's a rice ball!
15:55What?
15:56It's Hee-wara if you think it's a rice ball!
15:58I don't know.
16:00You shouldn't have said it like that.
16:02Oh, I see.
16:04So, I'll go first.
16:06I'll go first?
16:07No, no, you can go first.
16:08Okay, I'll go first.
16:10I'll go first, okay.
16:11If you trudge that much, you'll get a punishment.
16:13Oh, I see.
16:14I see.
16:15Oh, that's right.
16:17I'm going to go get some Baby Custard.
16:19Baby Custard?
16:20Baby Custard?
16:21You look like a Kansai person.
16:22Baby Custard?
16:23What are you going to do?
16:24Baby Custard.
16:25Baby Custard, okay.
16:26Are you coming?
16:27Are you coming?
16:28I'll get some.
16:29Are you a pigeon?
16:31What was that? What did you just do?
16:34You just won!
16:36Why did you drop it on the floor?
16:39I don't know anymore.
16:41I'm sorry.
16:43I'll pick it up.
16:44You'll pick it up?
16:45Okay, I'll pick it up.
16:54This is fine, right?
16:56Why are you picking it up like a baby casserole?
17:00I know, right?
17:01It's weird to do it in a shrine.
17:03I know, right?
17:05Be proud of yourself, you idiot.
17:07You said the first mode wasn't good, right?
17:11Then I'll do it, right?
17:13I'll do it, right?
17:14You'll do it, right?
17:26That old man...
17:31I'm getting excited.
17:34I'm...
17:36You look like you're having fun.
17:38Grandpa, Grandma, raise your heads.
17:42You don't look like an old man at all.
17:49Raise your heads.
17:50You mean the old man and the old woman are bowing?
17:53What did you do?
17:55Shadow claw.
17:57Shadow claw?
17:59You look like you're having fun.
18:01You thought your shoulders were lighter, right?
18:06Shadow claw?
18:08Shadow claw.
18:09I just stole your hit points.
18:13You're bad at this.
18:15I just stole your hit points.
18:17What are you talking about?
18:19This is a men's corner.
18:23That's true.
18:24You're just being silly.
18:27I'm sorry. Let me wipe your sweat.
18:28Stop it!
18:29Don't wipe my sweat!
18:31It's a little dirty.
18:33Hey!
18:34That's enough!
18:35Why are you making me sad?
18:36Stop it!
18:37Why are you making me sad?
18:39It's a little dirty.
18:40Don't wipe my sweat.
18:41It's a little dirty.
18:42Don't say it's a little dirty.
18:44One of them is the trickster.
18:48The trickster is gone.
18:50He's gone.
18:51You look like you're having fun.
18:57Crackle, crackle, crackle, crackle.
19:02Crackle, crackle, crackle, crackle.
19:04What did you just say?
19:07Smartphone.
19:12He's laughing at you.
19:15He loves it.
19:19There's no point in doing this.
19:22I'm not troubled at all.
19:25He's having fun.
19:27He's just being silly for more than 10 minutes.
19:30So, let's call Hiwara and ask him to do a manzai.
19:34Really?
19:35Did you pay a visit to the shrine?
19:37I didn't pay a visit to the shrine.
19:42I prayed that everyone would get fat.
19:44You should lose weight.
19:46Thank you very much.
19:49He bowed his head.
19:53He's in a good mood.
19:55What are you going to use this for?
19:58This is for YouTube.
20:00Are you going to edit it like that?
20:02This is for YouTube.
20:03So, you're going to use it in 3 minutes?
20:07He's angry.
20:09He's laughing.
20:11If you think it's a dongle, it's Hiwara.
20:13If you think it's a dongle, it's Hiwara.
20:16I don't know.
20:19Conan and Otsuruhiman...
20:25Conan and Otsuruhiman didn't finish their manzai.
20:27So, Otsuruhiman is going to tell a story.
20:35I have a promise.
20:39A promise?
20:41How many minutes did you sleep?
20:443 minutes.
20:45I thought you slept more than 3 minutes.
20:47What do you mean?
20:49You didn't sleep more than 3 minutes.
20:50I slept more than 3 minutes.
20:51What are you talking about?
20:52I didn't finish my manzai.
20:54You two didn't finish your manzai.
20:57I was doing it.
20:59I don't know.
21:03I'm sorry.
21:04I'm not good enough.
21:08You're a small fish.
21:10I'm not good enough.
21:12Why did you stretch your body?
21:14I didn't finish my manzai.
21:16I stretched my body at the end.
21:20You said you were a dongle.
21:23You stretched your body.
21:25Is it my fault?
21:27You said you were a dongle.
21:30I thought I was a dongle, it's Hiwara.
21:33What's that?
21:35I don't know.
21:37When I thought I didn't finish my manzai,
21:40I put my body in a box.
21:44You put your body in a box.
21:46I didn't finish my manzai.
21:48I put my body in a box.
21:50I put my body in a box.
21:52After this, Ueda gave a lecture to Mamataro.
22:00I'm sorry.
22:03Why did you do that?
22:05After this, Ueda gave a lecture to Mamataro.
22:08Let's say thank you to Mamataro.
22:12Thank you for letting me finish my manzai.
22:15Please let me finish my manzai.
22:20Please tell us your impression.
22:23Both of you seem to like each other.
22:27You went to your friend's house.
22:32It's fun.
22:34We were like that when we were in high school.
22:38One by one.
22:43I asked him if he had a smartphone.
22:45He said he didn't have a smartphone.
22:48It was fun.
22:51I didn't have fun at all.
22:56I have to finish my manzai.
22:58I see.
22:59Next time, we will have a big tournament.
23:03But I think I have an idea.
23:06Special rules for announcing other people's answers.
23:09If you don't have hair, you can't do it.
23:11Will Ogiristar make a miracle?
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