We also discover Preston smells like onions & mustard and kids smell like hoagies & Doritos.
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00:00I actually never had that conversation with my father, but I just had that conversation with my son.
00:06I pulled him into a room. It was just he and I talking. I said, hey, listen.
00:10Are you listening to me?
00:11No, no, no. I said, this is not to embarrass you.
00:14I'm just telling you, you're not a little kid anymore.
00:16You're turning into a young man, and so you're at a point in your life where you have to shower every single day,
00:21and you have to put deodorant under your arms every single time.
00:24Good, right? I mean, that's a standard talk, right?
00:26Casey, the reason we had the talk with my son, who's 12, is because he stunk.
00:30And it was one of those things where it's like, dude, you need to shower more.
00:34But it's embarrassing when you hear that.
00:35And when you do shower, you need to wear deodorant because there's an effect,
00:38and it's just what happens when you get a little bit older.
00:41But he needs to do it because he's going to get made fun of.
00:45He'll be the stinky. I don't want to have the stinky kid.
00:47You don't want to have the stinky kid?
00:48No.
00:49One thing I didn't do throughout my entire school, and I've mentioned this on the air before,
00:54and this is junior high and high school, I never wash my gym clothes. Ever.
00:58No?
00:59Oh, my God.
00:59I think a lot of kids.
01:00The whole year.
01:01The whole year.
01:02I know, right?
01:03All right, did you go to gym a lot?
01:04Every day?
01:05Every day, yeah.
01:05Were you active in gym, or were you a cool kid standing off to the side?
01:08No, no, no, yeah.
01:09You were the kid that smelled like Doritos.
01:10Yeah, the participant.
01:11Doritos.
01:12That's what the gym suit would smell like if you didn't wash it.
01:14We said hoagies.
01:15We go, let me say to the kids, all right, you guys take a shower, you're smelling hoagies.
01:19We should put out a Twitter poll.
01:21What does body odor smell like?
01:22Because we've heard hoagie and Doritos.
01:26And now that I remember, I do remember associating smell with, I think, my own body odor.
01:30You ever sniff your own pit?
01:33Occasionally, yeah, yeah.
01:33You should have to check.
01:34So I remember smelling when I was younger that I always thought that my own armpit smelled
01:41like onions and mustard.
01:42Really?
01:43Yes.
01:43To get mixed together.
01:44Now, would you normally eat that?
01:46Yes.
01:46Okay, so it's pleasant for you.
01:48Yeah, so I kind of liked it.
01:49So maybe that's why.
01:51Maybe you did actually, you're sweating out the onions.
01:54I didn't even think about that.
01:55Well, you can sweat out garlic.
01:57Yeah.
01:57If you eat a very garlic-based diet, and when you sweat, you can smell like garlic.
02:02Yeah.
02:02Which is a fairly pleasant smell.
02:04Can you sweat out apple crumbles?
02:06Apple crumbles.
02:07Let's try.
02:08I don't know.
02:08What about chocolate chip cookies?
02:09Blueberry.
02:10I just want to see if I'm missing an opportunity here to sweat out chocolate chip cookies.
02:14Yeah.
02:15So hoagies, Doritos, and mustard and onions, and I'm sure there are other people that have
02:19a scent that they basically have labeled as body odor.
02:23Well, you know, of course, we talked about this, that the old belief is that when white
02:29people, Caucasians, get wet, they smell like dogs.
02:31Like wet dog.
02:32Right.
02:32Correct.
02:33And dogs' paws smell like corn chips.
02:37And that is actually true.
02:38Yeah.
02:39So these different things, I don't know, we tend to be enamored of our own smell, right,
02:44to some extent?
02:46Enamored with our own?
02:47Yeah.
02:47Yeah, yeah, yeah.
02:48I mean, that's why the smell of your own farts is actually really good.
02:50It's a pleasant thing.
02:52Not always.
02:52No.
02:53Well, listen, you can, yeah, you can blow yourself out every now and then.
02:57No, you can't.
02:58But you're pretty proud of it.
02:59Yes, exactly.
03:00That's the divine distinction.
03:02That's a prize winner, right?
03:03It may be horrible, you're like, oh, my God, I'm a champion.
03:07I've had to leave the room from my own.
03:08No.
03:09You've offended yourself with your own gas?
03:11I didn't say I wasn't proud of it.
03:13Wow.
03:13I was like, man, that was strong enough to make me leave.
03:15Did you walk out cursing yourself?
03:17Yeah.
03:17What kind of animal am I?
03:18Kind of impressed.
03:19I honestly, Nick, I didn't think that was possible.
03:21Like, I swear to God, the worst that it smells for you, the best that it smells for me.
03:27Okay.
03:27Like, you know, if it's a really bad one where I'm like, oh, man, press is going to be really bad.
03:31It's like clicking your elbow.
03:32It's almost impossible to do.
03:34Yeah.
03:34Yeah, but if you have one that's coming and you can tell by the heat and so on or the
03:39pressure and you know it's going to piss me off, do you actually go, oh, yeah, that's
03:44a good one?
03:45No.
03:46No.
03:46You don't take a little sneak sniff for yourself?
03:48All right.
03:49Oh, I always take a little.
03:50All right.
03:50We need to go.
03:51Yeah.
03:51Okay.
03:51But I will say.
03:52The cup, have you cupped recently?
03:56Sure.
03:56Yeah.
03:56Of course.
03:57I never cup.
03:58I never cup.
03:58No.
03:59You don't have to.
04:00I don't have to.
04:01I'm an old pro.
04:02Amateurs.
04:02It's also a good way to run a self-diagnostic.
04:05Absolutely.
04:05I mean, there's a lot of medical, relevant medical material to be gleaned from assessing
04:11your own orders.
04:12I'm trying to make a case for cupping your fart.
04:14I know you are.
04:15I love giving myself a Dutch oven.
04:19Really?
04:19Oh, if it's a really bad one.
04:21You'll pull the covers up?
04:22Not only.
04:23I will just sneak under the covers.
04:24I'll be like, I'm just going to lay here for a little bit.
04:26Do you know what's equally fun, Casey?
04:29Casey?
04:31Crap in a pillowcase and pull it over your head.
04:36Kathy, what do you think about the smell of your own gas?
04:38I think you guys are disgusting humans right now.
04:42I think you're a liar.
04:43I think so, too.
04:44Okay, I'm pretty sure I'm not pulling the covers over my head and enjoying my own stench
04:49like Casey.
04:51Yes, you are.
04:51No.
04:52No, she'll enjoy your stench.
04:54One thousand percent.
04:55No, I don't think...
04:56We've talked about this before.
04:58You are very...
05:00I mean, obviously, the notion of passing gas liberally at home is not something that you
05:03do, correct?
05:04You don't think I pass gas at home?
05:05Is that what you're saying?
05:05No, I don't think you do.
05:06I don't think you stand in the middle of a room and go, baboon!
05:09Yeah, he did it!
05:10Give me a...
05:10Hey, get over here!
05:11I think you go into the conservatory.
05:14Pull my finger!
05:15Yeah.