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  • 4/23/2025
He also like to smell balls.

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00:01Kathy sent this to me. It's a graphic that says you can only pick two smells
00:08and then it's got a list of things that you choose from. This is tough. Fresh cut
00:12grass, home break bed, homemade bread, strong coffee, line dried sheets, dark
00:17chocolate, garden dirt. You're talking two smells only for the rest of your life.
00:20Campfire, brownies, baking, just two of these that would be your favorite. Chlorine.
00:25Oh, just two of your favorite. Chlorine, baby snuggles, apple pie, banana
00:29boat sunscreen, new books, fresh towels, leather boots, and right before it rains.
00:34Do you want to know my two? Yeah. Okay, so I did have a hard time between a number of
00:39them. So, strong coffee, baby snuggles, the banana boat sunscreen, and right before it
00:44rains. But if I had to pick two, I would do strong coffee and baby snuggles. No
00:48kidding. Yeah. Okay. He's a nice guy. There's something to say for the quote
00:56unquote new car smell. Love the new car smell. Yep. Which is pretty great. I have to admit
01:01it. And I don't think they all smell quite the same. No. But there is something that's
01:06similar. Hold on. Chuck just brought something in. Chuck D'Amico. Oh, yeah. He's carrying
01:10a shoe box. Hi, everybody. Hi. Dead puppy. So, I got brand new. What's it? What's it?
01:15Dead puppy. Dead puppy. Dead puppy. Everybody, isn't awesome? Look at it. I got it in a box.
01:20And I just keep it around. Brand new running shoes. Ah. They're actually not quite right
01:24for me. I'm going to return them. But I showed them to my friends, and everybody immediately
01:28just smell them right up to the nose. They want to smell you. Pass them around. Here
01:33you go. Thanks, Nick. Grab the shoe. Smell them. Okay. So, you know what? A shoe store
01:37in general. Yeah. I think that smells nice. I immediately think of a... You guys are going
01:42to die when I say this. When I smell this, I think of dicks. I do like it. Of course you
01:48do. Me too. Now, isolate that, please. I know. Are you lifting up and smelling underneath,
01:54or are you... Yeah. No. Oh, I'm sorry. You mean the store. Yeah, that's what I meant. Dicks.
01:59Dicks. I was asking if you were lifting up and smelling underneath, but Casey, are you
02:04good? I already sniffed them. I was in his office. Did you sniff them? No. Oh, okay. But
02:09I usually do. You're what? I would never sniff somebody else's sneakers. Uh-huh. I didn't
02:12sniff your own. If you like the smell of dicks, then... Shut up. I just say sporting goods.
02:17What about urologist's office? Love it there. My friend said opening
02:24a new can of tennis balls. That's good. Yes. Yeah. The tennis ball. I love the smell
02:28of balls. Yes. Fuzzy balls. I get mine at dicks. I get all my fuzzy balls when I'm sniffing
02:34dicks. I mean, some balls smell better than others. That's true. Like a fresh football.
02:41Like a leather football. You know what else? Let's talk about smelling balls. The red ball
02:48from Dodgeball. Dodgeball. Like a... Spalding made those, didn't they? I don't remember
02:53a name on, but the standard... Yes. You're right, Steve. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That had
02:57a nice sense to it. A basketball smells kind of nice, too. Basketball. Yeah. And we go
03:01to dicks and smell some balls. Let's go, Steve. Let's go to dicks and smell some balls. And
03:10there it is. Yeah. There it is.

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