Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about an Australian man that was robbed by someone on the beach in Thailand and went to the police to report the crime. And, realize that Chuck might have dreams of running away to Thailand.
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00:21It sucks to be old.
00:25An old guy.
00:27Vacationing in Thailand.
00:30Who met a hot chick on the beach.
00:34Ended up getting robbed by that crush.
00:38So sad. I thought it was love.
00:40It is.
00:41I thought it was love.
00:42Just sad.
00:43A 65-year-old Australian man in a wheelchair.
00:49Lady boy.
00:50Oh no.
00:52Oh no.
00:53He told police he was robbed of more than 11,000 baht.
01:00By a Thai woman he met on the beach in Pattaya and invited back to his room.
01:06Dude, I mean, I've just seen videos of like just guys walking down the street in Thailand and it's like they're just like these bars.
01:17Everything's open and it's you're just being solicited the whole entire time.
01:21Isn't that a wild place?
01:22Because they do have some strict laws there.
01:25They'll beat your ass, right?
01:26They'll like just beat you down.
01:27For drugs, they'll kill you or whatever.
01:29But they're like, bang anyone that you want.
01:33Don't have drugs.
01:35You know?
01:35Bang whoever you choose.
01:36It's just wild.
01:39But if you're handicapped, in a wheelchair, on the beach.
01:44On the beach, which is a tough go.
01:46That's a tough go.
01:47You're vulnerable.
01:48Yeah.
01:48You know?
01:49Police officers found the man on the beach about one o'clock in the morning while on patrol.
01:53He was shouting for help.
01:55The team helped bring him to the police station.
01:57As you can see him here, he was speaking to a police officer about his predicament.
02:06Oh, yeah.
02:08Man, it'd be just so terrifying to get arrested anywhere else.
02:15I mean, America's scary enough.
02:18He wasn't arrested.
02:18Oh, he was brought in.
02:20He was reporting the robbery.
02:21Yeah, yeah, yeah.
02:22That's right.
02:22That's right.
02:23I forgot.
02:24It's totally, it's allowed.
02:26I was like, oh, no.
02:27He was trying to meet somebody.
02:29But he didn't think, like, he's not saying he was listing a hooker.
02:33He just met a beautiful woman on the beach.
02:35Exactly.
02:36Yeah.
02:36Exactly.
02:37And thought that she fancied him.
02:39Right.
02:40But, yes, she did rob him of about $11,400.
02:44About $350 U.S.
02:46Yeah.
02:47He met the woman on the beach early in the day.
02:49They were getting along famously.
02:51I bet.
02:52I bet.
02:53He invited her back to his room.
02:56Mm-hmm.
02:56However, after he was taking a bath, he discovered that she had taken all of his cash and left.
03:04Oh, no.
03:05I mean, come on.
03:06While he was in the tub.
03:07Let's be honest here.
03:08It's a 65-year-old man who's in a wheelchair.
03:11Right.
03:11Right.
03:12He's pulling tail.
03:14He's pulling.
03:15He's taking baths with chicks.
03:17I don't know.
03:17It didn't say she was in the bathroom.
03:19No.
03:19But, I mean, like, there's not often that I've been able to, like, have someone come over
03:24to my house and be like, you know what?
03:25I'm going to go take a quick bath.
03:28You know?
03:29Hold on, lady.
03:29I've got a bath.
03:30You don't mind if I take a quick bath.
03:33I mean, who knows what she's been through, right?
03:35Oh, well, no.
03:36I'm sure it's some stuff.
03:37Everything would be gone, though, if you had a woman.
03:40Oh, Chuck, if you got into the bathtub, you'd come out to an empty house.
03:43I'd be in there, scrub-a-dub-dub.
03:46I got the bubbles.
03:48Well, this is going to be a good time.
03:50All of my metal detecting stuff is gone.
03:52Oh, everything's gone.
03:53Where are my computers?
03:54Oh, it's gone.
03:55Oh, all the computers.
03:56I thought it was loud.
03:57He rode his wheelchair back to the beach in the hopes of spotting the thief, but was unable
04:02to catch her.
04:03No, it's tough.
04:04Tough going.
04:04The woman had changed her clothes, but he said he could remember that face.
04:09Yeah.
04:10Cops were gathering information here to try and search for the thief.
04:15But very unlikely they'll ever find her.
04:17No.
04:18You can't just rob a disabled man.
04:20No.
04:20No, you can't.
04:21No, you can't.
04:22Or any man, really.
04:22But it's pretty easy.
04:23It's hard to be.
04:24Oh, it took my money there.
04:27I thought he's...
04:29I can't run after her.
04:31You can't.
04:32I wonder if you...
04:32Because you...
04:33They sell, like, special bikes for the beach, right?
04:36With big, thick tires.
04:37Okay.
04:38I wonder if they have...
04:38They must have each wheelchairs.
04:40Yeah, they do.
04:41Have you ever seen them?
04:42They're like big moon...
04:43Moon wheels.
04:44Oh, okay.
04:44I've never thought about that.
04:46No.
04:47Yeah.
04:47That's a thing, huh?
04:48Because I saw a guy one time, he, like, took his brother up on top of a mountain.
04:52Yeah.
04:52In one of these big things and then just launched them off the side.
04:55Yeah, right there.
04:55All-terrain beach wheels.
04:56They ain't cheap, either.
04:57Yeah.
04:58What a cool thing that those exist.
04:59Yeah.
05:00Yeah, no idea.
05:01I think I've seen them before now that we've seen them.
05:04But I actually rode a beach bike.
05:07Yeah?
05:07It's challenging.
05:08I bet.
05:09It seems like it would be.
05:10Not something I would ever want to do.
05:11Is it an electric bike so you don't have to pedal?
05:13No.
05:13Oh, wow.
05:14Oh, wow.
05:15It just has big...
05:16You just want to be exhausted.
05:18Like, this kind of tire.
05:21Okay.
05:21Yeah.
05:22On it.
05:23Nope.
05:23It is.
05:24If you want an incredible workout, that will make you question your life choices.
05:29Well, it's just wild because you'd get an incredible workout in about 300 yards.
05:34You know, you go about 300 yards and you're like, I'm done.
05:36I can't even go back.
05:37You go as close to the water as you can get.
05:40Yeah.
05:40Sure.
05:41Where it's packed down more, right?
05:42Of course.
05:42We're trying to get to that part, though.
05:45Yeah.
05:46Yeah.
05:46Anyway, back to this old guy.
05:48Anyway, they say that they're still searching for his hooker thief.
05:54I don't think they're going to find her.
05:55I don't think they're going to find her either.
05:57She's long gone.
05:58She got 11,000 baht.
06:00Yeah.
06:00Yeah.
06:01Just last month, a Turkish visitor lost 25,000 baht to a woman he was attracted to at the
06:09same beach.
06:10I just wonder how...
06:11Is it target men there?
06:13All this is happening.
06:14Like I said, it'd be just so wild to just be over there and walk down the street where
06:22the red light district is.
06:25It's just insane.
06:28It's a different place.
06:30I'll say that.
06:30It's just a different kind of place.
06:33Beautiful.
06:34Yeah.
06:34Yeah.
06:35It's beautiful on the White Lotus this season.
06:37Oh, yeah.
06:38That's right.
06:38That was Thailand.
06:38It was a wild time.
06:39Yeah.
06:40Oh, right.
06:40So, like, I just...
06:42And my whole thing is, as a guy, are you prepared for something like that?
06:48Are you prepared to have people throwing themselves at you?
06:52Yes, for money, but still, like, hundreds of people approaching you.
07:00Like, and people are just not...
07:02You don't give in?
07:03Are you booking a trip to Thailand?
07:04Is that what we're discussing here?
07:06What are you doing on your phone there, off to the side?
07:09He's like, Chonbury, bitch.
07:10He's like, could you imagine?
07:11Could you imagine?
07:12Women just throwing themselves at you?
07:14Can you imagine women being interested in you?
07:18Can you even imagine it for a minute?
07:21Because I can.
07:23I can imagine it.
07:25And it seems pretty, pretty cool.
07:29Will I catch stuff?
07:30Of course I will.
07:31Of course you will.
07:32Of course I will.
07:33Do I care?
07:35I don't.
07:37I do not care.
07:38It's like your Disney World.
07:40It is.
07:40Oh, my God, yeah.
07:41It's truly the happiest place on Earth.
07:45I mean, give it a whirl, then.
07:47Your Thailand dreams.
07:49Oh, it's just insane.
07:50It's beautiful.
07:51Yeah, it's like a really beautiful place, but there's just, like, some sick stuff that
07:54goes on.
07:55Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
07:56You gotta do it, Chuck.
07:58Yeah.
07:59I don't know.
07:59All the ladies will be a guy.
08:01Visualizing Chuck walking through the streets of Thailand.
08:04Listen, guys, we knew a guy.
08:05We knew a guy.
08:06He got wrapped up in some Thailand stuff.
08:09Okay?
08:09Yes, we do.
08:10That was different.
08:11That was different.
08:12I don't need to be extorted.
08:13No, it was a bit different than that.
08:17Yeah.
08:17So, you know, it just looks like where Mortal Kombat goes down.
08:23I just know I would be like, I'd get myself into a really bad scenario.
08:28You would.
08:29No, you would.
08:29I'd get myself into a really bad scenario.
08:30Chuck, you'd be in that chair talking to a police officer.
08:33Like, wait a second, what's that?
08:33Yeah, that would be Chuck.
08:34That'd be Chuck using the back of his head.
08:37You're not going to believe this.
08:38I know that Reese's Peanut Butter Cup t-shirt anywhere.
08:40It was a guy.
08:42It was a guy.
08:43You never would have known.
08:46I went with it.
08:52What an ego boost for you.
08:55Even guys want me over here.
08:57You've always thought that.
08:58It's nuts.
08:58You've always thought that anyway.
09:01The guys, the girls, everybody wants me.
09:05For money.
09:06The cop that's taking down the notes just seems like he's like, yeah, I heard this.
09:10before.
09:11Yeah, exactly.
09:11A lot.
09:12He's got it all set.
09:13He's got a form already filled out.
09:15Well, doesn't that seem like he's not even taking notes?
09:17He's just clicking.
09:18He's just clicking like, yeah.
09:20Old man, Bob.
09:21Lady boy.
09:22Click on that.
09:22He's like, I just copy and paste.
09:24That's it.
09:25I just copy and paste from the last one, that guy that was in here.
09:29Am I going to see my money again?
09:31No.
09:31No.
09:32No.
09:32No.
09:33You will not.
09:34No.
09:35No, man.
09:35That poor delusional old man thought he'd hit it off.
09:38This thing that he's in this.
09:40He's in pictures.
09:41Hazel, a horse stole my money, there.
09:44He's in the.
09:47They take pictures of everything there.
09:51I'm like, don't take pictures.
09:54He would.
09:54The Bangkok Post.
09:55Look, I just want my 300 bucks back.
09:58I didn't know that guy.
10:00Listen, that guy was super attractive.
10:02I swear, I thought it was a girl.
10:06Oh, I want to see the picture.
10:07Swear to God.
10:08You wouldn't have known until that thing came out.
10:12Huge.
10:13I ran.
10:15Thing was gigantic.
10:17Where was it hiding?
10:20Oh, Chuck.
10:21Yeah, man.
10:22Maybe put off those Thai dreams for a little while.
10:24No, but obviously Thailand's, they're like targeting me.
10:27They're like, oh, single guy, older, you know.
10:31I just can't believe the nonchalance on the cop's face.
10:34Yeah.
10:34Oh, yeah.
10:34He's just like, oh, yeah, horse, take your money.
10:37It's a happen all the time.
10:37It's just another day for them, right?
10:39He's got his reading glasses on.
10:41He's just like, hold on.
10:42Yeah, yeah.
10:43Last guy, how'd that happen to him, too?
10:46You're not going to believe it.
10:50Oh, my God.
10:51Tell me how it happened.
10:54Let me guess.
10:55Yeah.
10:55Was it a beach girl or a street girl or a guy?
11:02Yeah.
11:02That poor Australian man in the news in the Bangkok Post.
11:06Yeah.
11:06Yeah, man.
11:07They do.
11:08They take everybody's picture no matter what.
11:12Like, whoever took this picture, they don't even really know why he's there.
11:16They're just like, oh, a guy's here.
11:17Take his picture.
11:18You know, it could have just been, oh, I lost something.
11:21Right.
11:22Why are you filing a police report?
11:23We'll document this whole thing just in case it's a huge story.
11:26Yeah.
11:27Poor guy.
11:29Someone said I was in Phuket at a huge two-story townhouse right on the beach, all utilities
11:36included, 800 bucks a month.
11:38Oh, no.
11:38Listen, that's what's doing it.
11:40Because they know that I'm cheap, and there's all these people that are like, you don't
11:43have to.
11:44This is probably why I got that sailor guy, the guy's sailing, because it's like, I just
11:50want to leave.
11:51I just want to leave.
11:52What?
11:52I want to just escape.
11:53Your social media is telling you all about?
11:54Yes, my social media is, is, no, my social media is all of these people who have left
12:01America.
12:02Okay.
12:02They're like, I am leaving America to go live in a foreign land.
12:07I spend $3 on all these groceries.
12:11I, all of the upsides, and they're really hitting me hard with this.
12:15So Thailand comes up in your?
12:16Thailand has come.
12:17A lot of people, listen, a lot of people, a lot of guys moved to Thailand.
12:21Yeah.
12:22Because there's some and dreams already.
12:24There's a bonus to it.
12:25So this guy who had that place, he said, 20 bucks a day would cover four to five meals
12:30and drinks at night.
12:32He says, Chuck, the ladies there would love you.
12:34Of course they would, until they saw, you know, everything.
12:37But then they'd be like, oh my God.
12:39You little poo cat, little tiny mistake.
12:43Yeah, I'm not killing it.
12:45But money, money talks, you know.
12:48Yeah, it does.
12:48I've just, I've seen it enough where it's like enough people are like, look at my, look
12:53at my life, look at my life.
12:54And like, there's just hundreds of people throwing themselves at them.
12:57I mean, they all want just to be paid, but.
12:59Yeah.
12:59Yeah.
13:00It's an ego boost.
13:01Yeah.
13:01One day, Chuck will be there.
13:03Yeah.
13:03Yeah.
13:03I mean, that would take.
13:04I don't think there's air conditioning, so I don't see myself.
13:09Yeah.
13:09In some toilets, you do have to put a bucket of water.
13:13Oh.
13:13Oh my God.
13:14Well, that's not good.
13:15I need a lot of buckets.
13:16Yeah, you need a lot of buckets.
13:19You know, and how do I get the water?
13:20Do I have to walk to a well?
13:22Do I got a pump in there?
13:23I don't know.
13:23I don't know.
13:23Like all that stuff.
13:24Trust me.
13:25It's not as great as it seems.
13:27Jim is with us in Wild Lake.
13:29Jim had Thailand dreams.
13:31Oh, Jim.
13:32How did they work out for you, Jim?
13:34I ended up having a kid with one of those Thai horses.
13:38Oh, my God.
13:39Jesus.
13:41One of those ladies had your child?
13:43Chuck, are you okay?
13:44Chuck's joking.
13:45Hold on.
13:45Chuck is joking.
13:47Chuck has had a Thai dream crush.
13:48Oh, boy, I don't plan on a Thai whore child, as he put it.
13:53I don't think he planned on it.
13:55You don't.
13:55You don't plan on it.
13:56That's what happened.
13:57That was his souvenir.
13:58Oh, man.
13:59Well, before I go, I'm getting, I mean, snap it off, basically.
14:04Chuck, coming into work with a baby carrier with a little Asian baby in it.
14:08Amazing.
14:10Oh, Thailand dreams, huh?
14:11Thai dreams.
14:11Yeah, this is Phuket.
14:13Hello, Phuket.
14:14Hey, Phuket.
14:15I'm Uncle Dave.
14:15I'm hoping he's going to be a cricket player.
14:18Yeah.
14:19Super into soccer.
14:20You're crazy your life, huh?
14:22Yeah, it sucks.
14:23It really sucks.
14:24We don't have a daycare here.
14:26What are you going to do with that baby?
14:27No, this is it.
14:28Okay.
14:28He's going to be on the show with us.
14:30A couple more years of this.
14:32Oh.
14:33Yeah, all those dreams I had.
14:34Oh, I think that's a stinky diaper, dude.
14:36I don't know what to do about that.
14:38Okay, let me get my monkey guy.
14:41Who's the one you calling?
14:42That's, uh, that's, well, not my bride.
14:45That's my whore.
14:46That's my whore friend.
14:47Okay.
14:48Right.
14:48Your whore friend.
14:49That's my whore friend.
14:50Chuck's whore friend.
14:51And, you know, and he comes in and he's like, ah.
14:55That would be Chuck Luck.
14:56Oh, my God, it would.
14:58That's really knock up a whore.
15:00I mean, don't.
15:01Like, what are you doing?
15:02I know.
15:04Mistake.
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