Preston ate other people's food, Casey sucked out the nitrous from whipped cream, and Steve invents a Condiment Car.
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00:00Let me ask you this, then. You all worked in, besides, did you all work in restaurants and restaurants?
00:07For servers, how commonplace is it to on the way from the...
00:13No.
00:14Not the way from the way. We talked about this on the way back.
00:17Maybe up on the counter?
00:18No, on the way out.
00:19Yeah.
00:20Because the kitchen that I worked in, you'd put up, you know, order up, you'd put it up on a counter.
00:26Like there's a whole plate of fries.
00:27And it was still in the kitchen, so it wasn't in line of sight for the customers.
00:33So they could probably grab a fry and eat one on the way out, you know?
00:36It was never that for me.
00:37You never did that?
00:38No, but I sucked all the nitrous out of the cream.
00:42Really?
00:43I watched.
00:45Dude, my waiter just took a dump on our table.
00:49I watched one waitress.
00:51She had like three or four different whipped cream things.
00:54That just was like cream juice because it had no nitrous.
00:58Dude, what's going on here?
01:00These are all broken.
01:02Do you remember?
01:03I don't know.
01:06I have no idea.
01:08I have no idea.
01:10That's no stock there.
01:12Casey, at a place called the Coffee Beanery.
01:16Yeah!
01:16All right, so the same thing happened.
01:18I wanted whipped cream on hot chocolate.
01:21Oh, my God.
01:22The guy's like, um, oh, he's going through the cans.
01:27I said, what are the odds that six cans of whipped cream have no propellant in them?
01:33And Steve, did you know that when you do nitrous, it's like sulfur hexafluoride?
01:37Yeah, it makes your voice sound like this.
01:39What's going on?
01:39Did you folks like some espresso?
01:45Just a side note.
01:46That stuff killed brain cells so fast.
01:48Oh, my God.
01:48It was so stupid.
01:50Dude, also, I watch people in the parking lot doing these things and walking at the same time.
01:55Rule number one, sit down first.
01:57Because you're going to fall and smash your face into a parking block.
02:00I've got to get to surgery.
02:04I'm a neurosurgeon.
02:06Preston, you know that thing that you got me where you can stick your phone in the vents of your air conditioner?
02:12Yes.
02:12I saw somebody that has a...
02:14That's how you heat up your chicken?
02:15No.
02:16No.
02:17Steve, it's even more ridiculous than that.
02:20And he listens to the show.
02:21I'm not going to out you.
02:22But he has one of these things that goes into the vent that you put in...
02:28Air freshener?
02:29No barbecue sauce or honey mustard or something like a chicken nugget.
02:33He has like a catty?
02:35Get out of here.
02:36I swear to God.
02:38I like that.
02:38I like that.
02:40That's great.
02:41It's exactly what it looked like.
02:42It's like having a fixin's bar on your dashboard.
02:45And I made a joke about it.
02:47Like, hey, I can't believe you have a barbecue sauce holder here.
02:50He goes, yeah, I found it on...
02:51It was like, you know, an ad on Instagram.
02:53I was like, that's actually what this is.
02:55Steve, that's like getting a limited edition, like Jeep or something.
02:59This is a Roy Rogers.
03:00Right, Roy Rogers.
03:01Look at this.
03:02The signal squirts horsey sauce.
03:07Yeah, the rear view pressed.
03:09It's like you're milking a cow.
03:12It's like you're a tiger.
03:12It's like you're a dick.
03:13You're living on the show.
03:24And it's like, you're like this damn right?
03:26You live on your own.
03:28You live on your own.
03:28You have to freaking play.
03:30You've been free.
03:31So wounds show you.
03:32You've been free to come over.
03:34You have to go over your Using the Mess.
03:37You have to run.
03:39And we're on your way.
03:40Die for you.
03:40I have to run over your shoes.
03:41You have to run over the whole time.