Dave found something on his body that he couldn't believe and when he shared it with everyone on the show they were just as shocked by the discovery.
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00:00all right before we head out of here on a tuesday morning amazingly my voice survived
00:09the show thank goodness um i have noticed though you know the the sucky part about getting older
00:15there's so many sucky things but i did this is embarrassingly what you pooped yourself no i
00:22didn't poop myself thank god chuck my butthole goes i go yeah i know um i found my first
00:32gray pube no you did not you found a gray pube you shared it with all of us you found a gray pube i
00:41found a stark gray alone like one yeah but he stood proud yeah proud and gray that's a sad
00:52day we've talked about that years ago years ago remember we talked about gray pubes yes we were
00:58like so blown away by the fact that you could even think about it yeah like yeah we're devastated about
01:05it i am gray all on my chest like all the whole top layer of my chest hair is already it's already
01:15gray it comes in gray it's all gray it's so dyed my my beard is so dyed you know right
01:21but i was so shocked to discover it is it too soon because i don't my dad didn't go gray until
01:30late and i don't have a lot of gray hair anywhere on my body question what
01:35would would you dye your pubes
01:40if you see because if i was in the dating game yeah okay see that's why i was in the dating game
01:48i would definitely remove every single gray pube before a date yeah see like for me i it would be like
01:54a losing battle if i was in the dating game i'm so gray on my chest there's no getting over i'm old
02:00yeah you know but if all i had if i had like a bare chest but then i had my pubes and there was a
02:07few grays i think i would i think i'd dye them i do can you do that though i didn't think i would
02:13not worry about any kind of warning yeah but it's near your privates you gotta i would keep it away
02:19from my privates lease you know what i mean as best as i could does it make your donger look
02:23distinguished no makes it look old i can't believe dave has pubes long enough to see that they're
02:29turning colors well and it wasn't like they don't get crazy here right i take care of business but as i
02:34was cleaning up shop you look down and what well because if you have a gray in the in a forest of
02:41darkness yes on my balls is where it was oh my god yeah it wasn't really oh my god no that's where i
02:49would have thought you would have got it for the last place on earth oh my goodness i found a lone
02:54stark white my god my goodness i'm hoping it was just an anomaly it's not you know the only
03:01one hair was shocked at something no three weeks you'll have to know let it grow like there's not
03:07a whole bunch more to come anytime soon dave let's hope please imagine you just had like uh
03:12your balls are just covered in the beard of zeus we have to call him mr snow bush
03:17stop it hey look there's a little worm poking out of that snow bush like i said i've got it
03:24my seems to be working its way down so like my obviously my head on the sides would be gray
03:30my beard's gray arms don't look gray they're not they're they're not gray this here is gray
03:37yeah i've found them in my head before oh yeah my whole head my whole head i think some people go
03:43gray really young and some people not like my dad's not even gray like amber's family they all go gray
03:48really young but my dad was in his like 50s before he started gray hair so that's why i was so shocked
03:55and my lone gray ball pube yeah that's crazy what a discovery those words together i know guys
04:03i just i wasn't i wasn't gonna share but it shocked me to my core and it sounds like an emo band yeah
04:09i do not want big white balls like big white hair covered balls yeah no you don't but we're all
04:17gonna have them when we're old i mean but i'm not old yet no i'm saying when we are old and we know
04:22we're not taking care of ourselves anymore we're gonna be a disaster down there
04:26it's just sad times yeah sorry i stared at it did you rip that thing right out of there
04:38right out of there yeah you get him out and forget about it move on you know you know where he was at
04:44though right you took a mental load of where he was at checked and checked yeah the past couple
04:49of mornings okay make sure none reappear hopefully it was one and done well i hope you could have got
04:57a dead one like it might have been just clinging on for life and maybe it was a dead hair and it
05:01went gray that's what i think i'm not ready for gray balls no who is who is i'm not
05:05i'm not ready for high school no the same as it did mhm
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