Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a guy who found out that his deceased mother was used by the military to test the effects of IED's on the human body and the show has a few ideas about some of the other tests they may have put Grandma through first.
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00:00why did the army blow up a guy's mom we need to blow her up listen we have to blow up your mother
00:12you know damn well we need to blow your mother to kingdom come
00:16it's horrible here's the story from abc 15 in arizona
00:24take a listen who still don't know what happened to the bodies of the loved one
00:29they donated to biological resource center her name was doris stopper jim
00:34stopper does know but he almost wishes he didn't it makes it hard to reminisce in a joyful way
00:42stopper donated his mother's body in 2013 after she battled alzheimer's he trusted brc to get her
00:48brain to neurologists who could hopefully learn more about the disease and i think that trust was
00:53what they fed on years later though stopper says he found out what really happened his mom's body
00:59according to reuters was sold to the u.s military she was then supposedly strapped in a chair on some
01:09sort of an apparatus and a detonation which took place underneath her to basically kind of get an
01:16idea of what the human body goes through when a vehicle is hit by an ied jesus christ that is
01:24horrible is the mom strapped in
01:26oh
01:28did you write all that down slow-mo
01:34slow-mo
01:36do they get
01:38mom
01:40yeah
01:42all right boys write that down
01:44she was
01:46whoa
01:48oh my
01:50that did not go as expected huh
01:52she's still alive or sort of but keep
01:56damn bigger
01:58bigger
02:00again
02:02well that one got her
02:04whoa
02:06that's it
02:07so when they donate these bodies they do they get money is that the deal yeah like they were
02:11we're selling the bodies no but
02:13did he get money
02:15that guy did he get money
02:17no
02:19i think they just donated
02:21you think you're helping like that guy said like alzheimer's things
02:23yeah right right
02:25my old roommate he's got in his will when he goes he wants his wife to donate his body to the college we went to
02:29for their science department
02:31i just keep picturing like the grandma's in place uh have the voltron kicker in her face
02:35yeah
02:37oh my god you guys three seconds of voltron kick
02:39all right
02:41three
02:43no
02:45jesus
02:47head came right off
02:49someone pick grandma up and uh
02:51re get her
02:53use the voltron sword on her
02:55on her torso
02:57voltron sword
02:59i mean it sucks
03:01they gotta they gotta test stuff
03:03i understand it but it is
03:05i've seen enough tests where they can tell like what it would do
03:09dude they do it on those discovery channel shows
03:11where they'll like shoot and they'll have that clear jelly with the organs and stuff
03:15just make some fake jello bodies guys
03:17yeah
03:18it's close enough you can kind of see what's gonna happen
03:21like don't you think that you feel a little bad like you're strapping grandma in
03:25yeah
03:27all right ed to ed 209s in place is the grandma strapped down
03:31grandma's uh strapped in uh commence ed 209 fire test in three
03:37two
03:39i'm writing this down
03:45fascinating
03:49fascinating
03:51fascinating
03:53it's crazy to like you call and like um yeah i'm trying to figure out what happened to my mom's body
03:59you know like what and then they're like oh uh well let me check here let me just let me do a little bit of a check here
04:05uh record saying what's your mom's name
04:07oh sorry we're dropping bombs on bodies right now
04:11it's kinda loud here
04:13uh check the name there
04:15yeah
04:17oh yeah
04:19oh boy
04:21uh
04:23well we took your mom
04:25and put her
04:27well how do i put this
04:29we put her in a chair
04:31tied the chair to a rocket
04:33fired it into space
04:37what
04:39pardon me
04:43let her re-enter
04:45and
04:47just in a chair float
04:51she tumbled without any
04:53parachute or anything
04:57into a field of spikes
04:59i don't know why we did that
05:01i don't even know why we did that
05:03but we did it we
05:05and then we
05:07lit it on fire
05:09i don't know why we did that
05:11picture like a grandma in space
05:13strapped to a chair floating around
05:15yeah she didn't re-enter
05:17uh we got 10 seconds until grandma
05:19re-entry
05:2010
05:219
05:228
05:237
05:246
05:255
05:261
05:27there she goes
05:28we're watching her
05:29there she goes
05:30oh boy
05:33grandma
05:34grandma's uh
05:35she's go for throttle up
05:37grandma's go for throttle up
05:39she's on fire
05:43i think she's on fire
05:44we expected some burning
05:45uh
05:46seeing as she's on the
05:48back of a rocket
05:50uh
05:51okay
05:52as we suspected the
05:53only thing that's left
05:54is one of her slippers
05:55uh
05:56we're at uh
05:57max q
05:58we're at
05:59max grandma is at
06:00max q
06:02that's when the uh
06:04highest pressure of the
06:06atmosphere is on the rocket
06:07and the grandmother
06:08at the same time
06:09ooh
06:10the grandma does not look good
06:12grandma disintegrated
06:13nope
06:14she's gone
06:15yeah it's bad times
06:16they're doing
06:18they can't
06:19no
06:22thank you
06:23sure
06:24okay
06:26make a
06:28click
06:29cuz
06:32until
06:33what
06:34you
06:35do
06:36that
06:37okay
06:39have fun
06:41because
06:42you
06:42how