Dave & Chuck the Freak ask listeners to call-in and share stories about women injuring their lady bits.
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00:00uh ladies if you're bold enough worst way you injured your lady bits oh my god i bet i know
00:12the way yeah worst way you've injured your lady bits 1-855-954-6969 toll free 1-855-954-6969
00:23or text us at 4-6-9-6-9 because a woman shares her horror story over how her cat
00:30scratched her so badly down there she needed stitches oh my god
00:36attacked your parts pussy attack it's a pussy on
00:39oh got it
00:44that's the noise that makes one of vaginas hurt
00:48ancient tunes
00:54hear that
01:00the songs of a vagine
01:05it's been destroyed
01:09i'll light some candles
01:13different general injuries have different sounds
01:20yeah they do they do they do so the worst way you've injured your vagina that's what we're asking
01:251-855-954-6969 uh andrea yeah what happened i guess oh my gosh okay so i just had a baby right
01:35you think that's like the worst pain but when you have a baby sometimes you tear down there
01:41so afterwards they're sewing me up this dang lady
01:45she's like learning or something like with the doctor is sewing me up down there she clips my
01:50bean in the teeth
01:52whoa
01:53oh my god
01:55no
01:55that's not even near where you do any kind of ripping is it
01:59oh my god
02:00don't get the student
02:03she's not paying attention she's paying attention to where the needle's going
02:06and clips the freaking most important part
02:09did you did you punch her in the tit
02:11i wanted to i swore so badly and everybody's like oh you must it must have hurt when you had the baby and i go that wasn't when i had the baby
02:19it's like you just got you just went through birth and then there's a bean attack
02:22that's so mean
02:26that's terrible
02:26it's terrible
02:27yeah
02:28jesus
02:29you rip the bottom and then she hooks your top
02:32like captain hook
02:33get your bean caught into some gears
02:36jesus
02:36some teeth and some gears
02:39oh my god
02:40gears you don't want anything down there
02:42hooked in a gear
02:44tom's in boston next
02:45hi tom
02:46hey good morning guys
02:48good morning talking about worst vagina injuries
02:50um
02:52got a beard clipper for my beard
02:55and uh
02:56decided i was gonna help my lady
02:58trim down there
02:59you were gonna help
03:01oh boy
03:01yeah
03:02i was gonna help
03:04she was scared
03:04didn't want to near her
03:05so i said i'll
03:06i'll do it for you
03:07don't worry everything will be fine
03:08with your beard trimmers
03:09yes
03:10yes sir
03:11okay
03:11so i uh
03:12put the plastic guard on
03:14and
03:15wouldn't you know it
03:15my second swipe in
03:17i got one of her lips caught
03:18in between the plastic guard
03:19and the clipper
03:20and trimmed it right off
03:21oh
03:21oh my god
03:23oh
03:23you trimmed her lip off
03:25oh
03:25oh
03:25oh
03:26oh
03:27oh
03:27oh
03:28oh
03:28oh
03:29you can trust me
03:30honey
03:30you can trust me
03:32oh my god
03:33your bits
03:34good hands
03:35oh jeez
03:36oopsie doopsie
03:38oh no
03:39what's up with her lips
03:41you gotta do the other one
03:43i gotta even it out
03:46so it's just
03:50it's gone for good
03:50i'm assuming it was maybe
03:52just the
03:53just a little bit of
03:54the top
03:55the top part
03:56like the
03:56oh my
03:58yeah
03:58it was filleted
03:59very thin
04:00it wasn't a big chunk
04:01yeah yeah
04:02but still
04:02it wasn't just any kind of filleting
04:04no filleting
04:05should happen down yonder
04:06well and such an
04:07incident would cause her
04:09to live a lifetime
04:10of giant bush right
04:11yeah that's the last time
04:13she ever shaved
04:14she'd never want to do it again
04:15yeah
04:16she's furry now
04:18that's his penance
04:19yes
04:20it is
04:20there's always fallout
04:22that's his
04:22you shall have to deal
04:23with what you created
04:24you're sentenced to a lifetime
04:26of bush
04:27giant bush
04:28I sentence you
04:31order
04:32order
04:32yeah
04:33we sentence you to a lifetime
04:34of bush
04:35no
04:3575 years
04:37of deep
04:38deep bush
04:39you reap what you sow
04:40Ellen
04:42hey
04:44how are you
04:45talking about
04:45devastating vagina injuries
04:47um
04:48yeah
04:49I grew up
04:50with a chick
04:50and um
04:51she was uh
04:53in an accident
04:53she was riding
04:54in the console
04:55between two other guys
04:56and um
04:57the stick shift
04:59went all the way up
05:00she ended up
05:01with 13 stitches
05:02my god
05:03yep
05:04you don't expect that
05:05she took a wild
05:08mean one
05:09she took a wild
05:10mean one
05:11uh no
05:11wild healing
05:13oh
05:13they took a wild
05:15mean one
05:15yeah no
05:16did they put her back
05:17together and everything
05:18she didn't get her up
05:19I mean as good as good
05:20can be
05:20yeah
05:21when you
05:21fly forward in an
05:23automobile and land
05:24on the
05:24stick shift
05:25yeah
05:26and I do believe
05:27I thought she said
05:28she took a hard
05:28mean one
05:29oh yes
05:30that is what you thought
05:31she said
05:32it took a long
05:33time to hear
05:33I heard she took
05:35a hard mean one
05:36just pictured like
05:36being with a chick
05:37and being like
05:38I'm about to give you
05:39a hard mean one
05:40I can never say that
05:42I can never ever say that
05:44it's mean
05:44it's mean
05:46it's
05:46he's
05:47he's
05:47he's
05:49he's
05:49he's
05:51he's
05:51he's
05:51you ready for a hard
05:52mean one
05:52he's upset
05:53he's upset
05:54he's
05:54he's man
05:55you're in for it
05:57listen he's
05:58he's just a mean guy
06:00she took a hard
06:00mean
06:01he's mean
06:01he's nasty
06:02he's just a mean
06:04mean
06:05mean spirited
06:05he's a mean spirited
06:07wiener
06:07one more here
06:11fell off my horse
06:12and landed
06:13on a cactus
06:14oh
06:16listen out of a cartoon
06:17but like
06:18hours of removal
06:20with tweezers
06:21but there
06:21but there
06:22she landed
06:22vag first on a cactus
06:24vag first on a cactus
06:25that was the craziest
06:27Texas country song
06:29you ever heard
06:30I landed
06:31vag first
06:32on a cactus
06:34was the worst day
06:36of my life
06:37I'm surprised
06:39I'm surprised
06:40it hasn't been written
06:40it needs to be
06:41I like it
06:43I sort of
06:46yeah
06:47you