Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a woman in Northern Michigan who received a phone call from a creepy clown.
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00:00There's literally like a dozen clown stories in the news today.
00:13It's happening in northern Michigan, too.
00:16Okay.
00:16All these creepy clown sightings and the local TV station, 9 and 10 news.
00:22Both of them.
00:23Both of them.
00:24Channel 9 and...
00:25Channel 9 and Channel 10.
00:26No, I think it's at 9 o'clock.
00:28I don't know.
00:28Whatever.
00:29Anyway.
00:29Here's what they say.
00:30Clowns are just creepy.
00:33Fuzzy hair, painted faces, and colorful clothes.
00:36There's a clown craze popping up across the country, and people are now spotting creepy
00:40clowns in northern Michigan.
00:42Reports of clown pranks are coming from across the U.S., some of them serious.
00:47This call to 911 from Osceola County.
00:50Central Expansion.
00:51Hi there.
00:52Just got home here a little bit ago.
00:54My daughter had told me that early this morning she swears up and down in her life.
00:58She was so scared this morning that she saw a clown coming out of the woods.
01:03And another in Big Rapids.
01:05The caller says a clown called her.
01:07What's your dispatch?
01:07I just had a phone call from one of them clowns that's been going around.
01:13What?
01:13What did they happen to say?
01:15They said they're coming to get me tonight.
01:18Wait, wait, wait.
01:19Pause.
01:20What did they say?
01:21How did the clown identify himself?
01:23Hey, this is the scary, creepy clown.
01:28I mean, how do you, when you call someone, what do you, how do you, oh, so you do the
01:34clown, that thing.
01:37And then you say, I'm coming to get you.
01:39Hi, kids.
01:40I'm your new friend.
01:42Happy, slappy, whatever you want me to be called.
01:49Hey, 9-1-1, uh, yeah.
01:51One of those creepy clowns just called me.
01:55Oh, yeah?
01:56Said he's coming to get me tonight.
01:57Oh, no.
01:59What can you do about that?
02:00Hello?
02:02Is he still, oh, you got a three-way call going here?
02:05Ah, yeah.
02:06He's still on the line?
02:08Of course.
02:08I'm not hanging out.
02:09Hi, creepy clown.
02:10Oh, hello.
02:13Where do you live, little boy?
02:15Ah, I'm not in my house right now, and I'm not a little boy.
02:17I'm a 9-1-1 emergency operator.
02:19Oh, my.
02:20Do you like balloons, little boy?
02:24Never cared for them.
02:25Oh, it's so fun to make balloons.
02:29Hello, Lisa.
02:31See, this is the guy that they were talking about.
02:34Yeah, this is the guy.
02:37Oh, little kid.
02:38Won't stop calling.
02:40It comes up on my caller ID as creepy clown.
02:45I should not answer the phone anymore.
02:47Oh, yeah.
02:47Don't answer the phone.
02:49My name, creepy clown.
02:50Still there.
02:51Right in the phone book.
02:55I'm the creepy clown.
02:59Oh, oh, oh.
03:01Can I paint your face?
03:02I don't know what you want me to do, ma'am.
03:07Just don't pick up the clown phone calls.
03:09Yeah, I won't.
03:11Stop doing that.
03:12Ignore it if it says creepy.
03:18I'm coming over.
03:20It's time for me to come over.
03:22That would be unsettling to get a call from a creepy clown, but I wouldn't answer the phone.
03:30Yeah, I know.
03:30You wouldn't know it was the creepy.
03:31It would not say creepy clown calling.
03:33Right.
03:34Hi.
03:35Creepy clown.
03:35Well, I don't answer the phone ever.
03:37Unless he leaves a message.
03:38Hi.
03:39Just to let you know, I am a creepy, real, I got a super scary creepy clown face on right
03:46now.
03:47Just wanted to call you and let you know I'm, I'm terrifying.
03:52So, like, you should be, you should be really scared.
03:56Like, if you could see me right now, you'd be terrified.
04:00I mean, I'm not really good at doing any kind of creepy clown voice, but I, I'm telling
04:06you, I am nuts.
04:07I'm right out of my mind.
04:09Uh, big green hair, uh, big, uh, boots, big red boots, uh, striped whole, my whole outfit
04:17striped.
04:17It's like one, uh, it's like one full piece of suit.
04:23I got, uh, white, white gloves.
04:24I got a flower hair.
04:25It squirts.
04:26I got a horn and, uh, you know, you should be terrified right now.
04:31I hope you're really shaking in your boots when you listen to this because, uh, I'm coming
04:38over.
04:38I'm going to come get you.
04:40I'm coming to get you.
04:41You'll, you'll know when the clown gets there that it's, uh, you know, it's me.
04:47It's less effective when it's on the phone.
04:50Yeah.
04:50And just a normal voice.
04:51All right.
04:52Uh, yeah.
04:53I wish I could do something good, but I can't, but I'm telling you, I'm probably going to
04:58kill you and stuff.
04:59So, uh, talk to you later.
05:02See ya.
05:03I don't know.
05:04It's also ridiculous.
05:05It's all BS.
05:06It's all crap.
05:08But some, these little pranksters, these idiots, someone's going to get hurt legitimately.
05:13Clown pops out of my dad the wrong time.
05:15He'd been drinking a little bit.
05:17Oh, yes.
05:18One dead clown.
05:20Oh, slow death, too.
05:22He'd be like, oh, turn out he wasn't magical after all.
05:25He got blood in him like everybody else.
05:29Oh, look.
05:30If it bleeds, we can kill it.