Dave & Chuck the Freak asked listeners to share their irrational fears and were shocked by one woman who shared some creepy information about herself.
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00:00Our question for you now on Dave and Chuck the Freak is, what's your irrational fear
00:08and what started that?
00:10Kelly, what's your irrational fear?
00:13Oh, hi.
00:14Penis, balls.
00:15Penis, penis.
00:17Ball, penis, however it goes.
00:19Yeah.
00:20My irrational fear is people with dirty panties.
00:27Oh, my God.
00:28Poop in their panties.
00:30Yeah, yeah.
00:31I don't like to be around them.
00:32No, who does?
00:33I like that.
00:36Because you like what?
00:38Because I like it.
00:39Oh, wait a second.
00:40Wait a second.
00:41Right in the break.
00:43In the break.
00:44Emergency break.
00:45You want poopy panties.
00:49See, when I was a kid, my grandma wasn't very clean, and she left her panties in a bag.
00:56Yeah.
00:56I would always smell them.
01:01It's like, if you can't beat them, join them type deal.
01:05Yeah, so you would then poop your pants.
01:07Embraced poopy panties after that.
01:10Kelly, what's happened?
01:11No, it's just what she's into.
01:13And now that I'm older, I just, I love it, and, you know, I got to stay away from people
01:20that have it in, you know, that stink, because I like it.
01:23Because you want to smell it.
01:24Yeah, you want to get in there.
01:25Because I want to smell it.
01:26Yeah, you want to get right in there.
01:27Because it reminds you of grandma?
01:28I want to get right in there.
01:29Does it remind you of grandma?
01:31A little bit.
01:32It reminds me of my grandma, yeah.
01:34That's so wrong!
01:35No, it's what, girl, you know, I like the smell of lemon meringue.
01:40It reminds me of my grandma.
01:41I even have a story of when I was like 10 years old, my grandma, my grandma was a housekeeper.
01:49Yeah.
01:50And she pooped pants.
01:51Oh, she pooped them!
01:53Yeah, she pooped pants.
01:53And cleaning the house.
01:54Yeah.
01:55Yeah, and she put them in the back of the van, and they sat there for like two weeks.
02:00And I found them, and my uncle was in the front seat, and I took the panties, and I put
02:04them over his face.
02:08Wow, and how did he react to that?
02:11Oh, I got my butt beat real good.
02:13Oh, sure, yeah.
02:14I mean, you put poop on a guy, so.
02:17Oh, yeah, so I'm a sick pup, pretty much.
02:19Yeah!
02:20Yeah!
02:21Yeah!
02:22I've just determined my irrational fear is you now.
02:25You just have to strike your truck with something, babe.
02:27Dave, as long as you don't poop your pants any time this week.
02:30Yeah, is it just?
02:31That's a question, I guess.
02:33Is it just panties, or can it be any soiled undergarments?
02:37Oh, any soiled undergarments.
02:39Yeah, any kind of poop.
02:40Is that a fear?
02:42Is she afraid of what she might do if she's around someone who has done it?
02:47Yes, I'm afraid of what I might do.
02:50Yeah, yeah.
02:52She wants to get all up in it, like Play-Doh, just when you think you've heard it all.
02:55I even had a co-worker bring me a pair of her panties for my birthday last year.
03:02It was the best gift I ever had.
03:03Poopy panties?
03:04Oh, my God, yeah.
03:04I smelled a slight hint of something in them.
03:11Oh, wow.
03:12Yeah, yeah.
03:14Holy cow.
03:15Oh, yeah.
03:16That's a really creepy call.
03:18All right, Kelly.
03:19All right.
03:20Wow.
03:21Huh.
03:22Well, there you go.
03:23All right.
03:23All right.
03:24Take care.
03:25Thanks.
03:25Call again.
03:26I'm just writing down the numbers so I can alert the authorities.
03:28That is the creepiest call that we've had.
03:31Second creepiest.
03:32You guys.
03:33You guys.
03:34I mean, this year so far.
03:36Probably here.
03:37Yeah, 2018 for sure.
03:39Definitely in this building.
03:41And it's really hard for a woman to be a creep.
03:43Yeah.
03:44But she's a vampire.
03:45That was the creepiest woman we've ever encountered here.
03:49Yeah.
03:49For sure.
03:50On the show.
03:51That is a winner of a creepy woman.
03:54You know what?
03:55Okay, here's the thing about this girl, okay?
03:57And she is just the first person.
04:01Well, she's not the first person, but she's one of a few people who have called in to admit
04:06what clearly is going on out there in the world because there's so much porn that involves
04:12this stuff that people are into it, guys.
04:18They're into it.
04:18They're into playing with it.
04:20They're into having it on them.
04:21They're into it.
04:22We usually don't hear the back story.
04:25No, you don't.
04:25Why?
04:26No, you don't.
04:26The origin story.
04:28The origin story is terrifying.
04:30Granny's poopy panties.
04:31Someone said, I think you guys just found Buffalo Brenda.
04:34We did.
04:36Hey, Brenda.
04:38Hey.
04:40I'm going to tell you a story about my grandma.
04:43Poopy panties.
04:43Yeah.
04:46What happened with your grandma?
04:48She pooped her panties and I like to smell them.
04:52That's horrible.
04:53Get out of here.
04:54You've even upset Buffalo Bill.
04:57You're sick.
04:58You're not going in the pit.
05:00You're sick, lady.
05:01Get out of my pit.
05:03You know, we've heard, obviously, this before, this whole, this scenario, but not in that
05:09way.
05:09And a woman and a backstory and the way that the whole thing.
05:14Yeah, the whole thing was a real sick puppy.
05:17I felt the same way as I do when there's turbulence on a plane.
05:21When that lady was going, you're buckling down.
05:23I was kind of like looking at Lisa.
05:24I hit my head on the chair next to me.
05:26That's how.
05:27Yeah.
05:27Like, Lisa.
05:28I did.
05:28My headphones, like, hit them.
05:30Dave stood straight up.
05:32Dave.
05:32Dave literally stood up at one point.
05:35He had to stand for some reason.
05:37I didn't know what was next, you know?
05:39Well, turns out.
05:41Yeah.
05:42Grandma was a housekeeper.
05:43Oh, God.
05:44And, uh...
05:46Oh, boy.
05:48That's all.
05:48And even the co-worker?
05:50The co-worker that got her panties is a birthday gift?
05:52What's that?
05:52Best birthday.
05:53What's that about?
05:54That I've ever had was when my co-worker bought me.
05:58I don't know, Lisa.
05:59I don't know.
05:59I'm taking my skin suit and I'm getting out of here because you're sick.
06:04All right.
06:04You're sick.
06:05Okay.
06:06Well, if you're going to leave, you mind leaving behind some of your...
06:09Hey, man, what the hell's wrong with you?
06:12It freaked Buffalo Bill out.
06:13Come on.
06:14Hide half me.
06:15Come on.
06:16Take a poop in those skin underwears.
06:18I'm just going to tuck my wiener and walk away.
06:22Nuts.
06:22Well, what are you doing with those skin underwear?
06:26Leave me alone.