Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a sect of monks in India who are fighting to keep one of their traditions of pooping in the open.
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00:00a sect of the jain religion in india oh yes is petitioning a state government to exempt its monks
00:17from expected rules that ban pooping in the open listen we need to poop and we like to poop in the
00:24that is a part of their tradition pooping in the open that's a part of this religious group's
00:30tradition like i'm not sure jane should be around anymore um in one of these areas where these jane
00:37monks travel they say if the rule is implemented it will create problems for them they're very
00:41strict about following their lifestyle so like having a toilet would be like uh having a possession
00:49using a toilet would be like you know it's a luxury i guess yeah and they don't have i mean basically
00:56it looks there's a picture of them here it looks like they just wear a little loincloth like they
00:59have nothing no worldly possessions yeah so they got to poop in the streets yeah in the streets
01:06i don't know why that came to my head
01:16now are you thinking of the song taking it to the streets yeah yeah taking it to the streets
01:24pooping out in the streets pooping in the streets pooping in the streets
01:30it's a different take
01:35i don't know why that's it
01:36i don't know why that's it
01:38it's time to poop
01:40damn
01:44i just feel a rumbling
01:46rumbling in my tummy
01:50rumbling in my tummy
01:50rumbling in my tummy
01:54i almost missed you
01:57all right kick in chorus
02:00i ain't got a poop again in the streets
02:07pooping it in the streets
02:10pooping it in the streets
02:12pooping it in the streets
02:13i gotta poop again
02:15pooping it in the streets
02:17take this man
02:20there it is
02:21all of them god damn doobies
02:22the poopy brothers
02:24lisa went to a crazy place to
02:27get the doobie brothers back
02:29i saw it hit her like physically
02:31she was like
02:32pooping it in the streets
02:34pooping it in the streets
02:36pooping it in the streets
02:38time to poop again
02:43pooping it in the streets
02:48pooping it in the streets
02:49speaking of you know my indian brother-in-law tells a horrible tale
02:53they went back to visit
02:54he was still a little kid
02:56yeah
02:56and he tripped and he fell into one of these outdoor poop troughs
02:59oh no
03:00no because that's what they have
03:01like they just have like uh
03:03there's like a
03:04pooping it in the streets
03:06they'll dig like a little ditch
03:07where everyone is expected to poop in
03:09yes
03:09imagine if i fell in a poop ditch
03:11lace it down
03:14lace it down
03:14welcome to india
03:15i'd be like a day that will live in infamy
03:20lisa way fell into a poop ditch
03:23world war three it started
03:28oh i'd never want to fall into a poop ditch
03:32no
03:33mike hold on lisa still singing
03:34pooping it in the streets
03:37pooping it in the streets
03:41pooping it in the streets
03:46we're pooping pooping
03:48better than in my pants
03:50just a bit though
03:52it's part of my religion
03:54let's go spitter
03:56everyone said dancing in the streets would be another
03:59let's let's do it
04:01which is that lionel richie
04:03van halen
04:04oh yes
04:10all in all around the world
04:13are you ready for a brand new beat
04:15summer's here
04:18the time is right
04:20for pooping in the streets
04:23they're pooping in calcutta
04:25down in jakarta too
04:28i don't know any city
04:32i don't either
04:34it's pooping
04:36poop
04:36pooping
04:37poop
04:37poop
04:38pooping
04:39pooping everywhere
04:41poop
04:42swing
04:43swing
04:44pooping
04:45pooping
04:45pooping
04:46pooping
04:47in the streets
04:48that's the other thing you don't see
04:50no wiping at all
04:51yep just a little
04:52little warning there
04:53if you're planning your indian trip
04:54yeah
04:55and my wife wants to do it in the next couple of years
04:58i just
04:58no dude
04:59i don't know
05:00i don't know
05:01no i'm up for traveling but
05:03there's certain things
05:05i may not be ready for
05:07i will be a tour guide
05:08just hold on one second
05:09while i go take a poop right in front
05:10the problem is
05:13is that there's just new fresh poop all the time
05:15if they would
05:16if everyone would just like stop pooping
05:18the heat would just dry it all up
05:21and then it'd be like
05:22oh okay you know what
05:23we don't smell it anymore
05:24but there's just the fresh poops
05:26yeah fresh poop and heat
05:28mm-mm
05:29mm-mm
05:29bad times