Gogglebox Australia S21E08
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00:00I'm just making a cappuccino, Faye.
00:03Okay, love. Do you want one?
00:05No, no.
00:06There's this guy on my social media.
00:09He's super cute.
00:10But when he talks, he talks.
00:12Talk to me. I'm here.
00:13I don't like his voice.
00:20I'm rolling through and looking at all these baby things.
00:23Yeah.
00:24All these cute little babies.
00:25Yeah.
00:26I'm thinking of cutting my hair really, really short.
00:30Huh?
00:33Every evening in Australia...
00:34You know what this is!
00:36Yes!
00:37TV reaches over 12 million of us.
00:39What?
00:40It's so unhinged. It's crazy.
00:42But have you ever wondered what other people are watching?
00:45I just will never understand this show.
00:47Hey!
00:48Why is it so dumb?
00:49Find out what people thought about what was on in the last seven days.
00:53Let's go! Let's go!
00:54I love this show so much!
00:56We are about to meet a whole bunch of weirdos and I cannot wait.
01:00This week we crowned a new Australian idol.
01:03So the finale is Eilish, Gisella and Marshall Hamburger.
01:08I love that they get single names and his is too ludicrous not to mention the whole thing.
01:12Love Triangle returned with a familiar face.
01:15Mike! He was on...
01:16MAPS!
01:17MAPS!
01:18MAPS!
01:19He just got back from Turkey, obviously.
01:20And the premiere of Mobland had us going...
01:23Ohhhh!
01:24Ohhhh!
01:25Ohhhh!
01:26Thinking...
01:27This is gonna be sick!
01:28And saying...
01:29Mate, that was star-studded.
01:30Top shelf TV.
01:31In Melbourne, Millie's facing a dilemma.
01:43I had a friend ask me, what are you reading at the moment?
01:45I was like, reading!
01:46I'm watching MAPS!
01:47That's...
01:48I've got no time!
01:49Yeah, same.
01:50Because Monday night on 9...
01:52After three life-changing months...
01:54Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
01:57Australia's biggest social experiment...
02:00Social explosion more than experiment.
02:02...comes to a close.
02:03Let's go MAPS, baby!
02:06Final reunion.
02:08Hello.
02:09Greetings.
02:10The judges are bringing everyone back to tell them what a bad job they did in choosing the couples.
02:15They're not in love anymore.
02:16They're not in love anymore.
02:18They're not in love anymore.
02:19So we have one successful couple out of 10.
02:22Exactly.
02:23Hang on, there's also an important update.
02:25Look!
02:26Partner swap!
02:27Oh, that's right, Jackie and Clint got together.
02:29No!
02:30Yeah.
02:31The golfer's got a birdie, finally!
02:32How does that happen?
02:33Clint invited me down to Tasmania.
02:36And that ain't a euphemism.
02:37He's actually from Tasmania.
02:39Yeah, I'm...now I'm moving in with Clint.
02:42You're moving in?!
02:43Oh my God, they're deluded and blind.
02:45Hey, I'm Clint, how are ya?
02:47Well, it has been 12 seasons of MAPS, and just when we thought...
02:52We couldn't get any worse at our jobs, we brought you lot together.
02:56And for those of you walking away single, it's probably on you.
03:00Thank God that this is over.
03:02Oh!
03:03Stop stressing for these idiots.
03:05You know what?
03:06I say this every time, but this was my favourite season of MAPS.
03:09It always makes me sad when this finishes.
03:11Well, don't get too sad, because this week Stan launched a new season of its reality dating show.
03:18Love Triangle!
03:20Oh, great.
03:21This is a freaking MAPS spin-off.
03:24Oh, it's not that similar.
03:26You see, in Love Triangle, each single is matched with two prospective partners.
03:30They pick one to date, but then all three move into a house to live together.
03:34Is it just me, or is this the same drone shots they use in MAPS?
03:39Look, this is an exciting new series with its own unique identity.
03:43Mike!
03:44He was on...
03:45MAPS!
03:46MAPS!
03:47MAPS!
03:48MAPS!
03:49MAPS season six.
03:50He just got back from Turkey, obviously.
03:51People remember me as being...
03:53A bit of a dick.
03:54I'm not your therapist.
03:55This isn't therapy.
03:57Mike sucked.
03:58And now he's back.
03:59Dating since MAPS.
04:01It's been difficult.
04:02Because everyone knows that you are an absolute tosspot.
04:06The only way for him to date now is to go on a TV show where they force people to date him.
04:11And those two people are...
04:12Melinda from Wollongong.
04:14And Melissa from Sydney.
04:16It's the M&Ms.
04:17And M's.
04:18And Mike gets down to texting.
04:19Oh, Melinda.
04:20Here we go.
04:21Well, hello there, Michael.
04:23Nice to receive your message.
04:25Nice to receive your message.
04:26What, is he talking to an AI chatbot?
04:29So what are you doing right now?
04:31Just got off the top.
04:33God, watching someone text sucks.
04:36If we were doing that, Lee, what would we be doing?
04:38One.
04:39Two.
04:40Three.
04:41So tell me, do you have any interesting hobbies?
04:43God, he's got shocking chat.
04:45This is like texting with your dad.
04:47News revolution I set myself is to squash a watermelon between my thighs.
04:52Aww.
04:53Aww.
04:54I love this chick.
04:55Next, we head to Sydney to meet another hopeful single.
04:58I'm Chloe.
04:59I'm 27.
05:00Hiya, Chloe.
05:01I identify as bisexual.
05:03Ooh.
05:04When has she been in a triangle with a guy and a girl?
05:06Well, we won't know at first because...
05:08Chloe has been given only the first initial of her matches names.
05:13Oh.
05:14It's like the voice.
05:16Turn around for whoever.
05:17You'll know straight away if it's a he or a she by the text, I reckon.
05:20Well, let's find out.
05:21Up first, it's E.
05:23Very nice to hear from you, Chloe.
05:25What do you do for work?
05:26Boring.
05:27See, for blackfellas, it's not what do you do for work, it's who's your mum.
05:31I'm a machine operator and crane driver at a steel manufacturing company.
05:35That is definitely a male.
05:36Well, let's see what B does for work.
05:39Content creator for fashion brands.
05:41It's Belinda City.
05:42Well, we're about to find out because Chloe has chosen to go on a date with B.
05:47I wouldn't be meeting someone there.
05:48In the dark.
05:49No.
05:50Surely they could pick somewhere a little bit safer.
05:52Chloe.
05:53It's a girl.
05:54Guess who's on B's name?
05:55Bec.
05:56Bec.
05:57Bec.
05:58Yeah.
05:59My middle name's Rebecca.
06:00See, I told you, it's a very common lesbian name.
06:04I'm getting what's called a stem vibe from Bec.
06:07I've never heard that before.
06:08Which is like a mix between a mask and a femme.
06:11Seeing the lesbians make up all this weird shit.
06:14Do you like feminine girls?
06:15Different from what I'm used to, I normally go for quite masculine.
06:18Uh oh.
06:19I'm obviously not masculine.
06:20You'll be right.
06:21Let's give her a Bunnings voucher.
06:23Hook, line and sinker.
06:24Time for the next date, where Mike has picked Melinda.
06:27So is Melinda the watermelon thigh chick?
06:30Hello.
06:31She's got a couple of watermelons going on.
06:33Oh, hang on.
06:34Oh, they've got an ice cream boat.
06:36Ice cream on the beach?
06:37On the sea?
06:38On the water?
06:39Looks like it.
06:40Since when?
06:41I don't know.
06:42I've never seen that before, have you?
06:43Oh, it's probably a real Sydney thing.
06:45I know that beach.
06:46Yeah, see?
06:47I reckon that's Chinaman's Beach.
06:48They don't really call it that these days, do they?
06:50You used to make love on Chinaman's Beach.
06:52Do not.
06:53Alright, too much information.
06:54There you go.
06:55Thank you so much.
06:56That's a good start.
06:58Does she watch maths?
06:59That's the key.
07:00I don't know that Melinda recognized me for maths.
07:02Dude, you're not like that famous.
07:04Brother, you're on maths.
07:06I'm just going to have to let the cat out of the bag.
07:08No, you don't.
07:09Oh, don't shut up.
07:10Do I remind you of anyone?
07:12Oh, my God.
07:13What a loser.
07:15He's asking, do you know who I am?
07:17You know who does this when we go out?
07:19Kevin.
07:20A few years ago, I did Married at First Scythe.
07:23Oh.
07:24This is so awkward.
07:25Ew.
07:26Did you watch that?
07:27Yeah, I've seen it.
07:28I haven't seen Nona though.
07:29Okay, well.
07:30Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
07:33Pop that balloon.
07:34I'm going to meet you.
07:35Sorry, they haven't finished their ice cream.
07:38And they're leaving the date.
07:40I'm going to do a bit of a maths deep dive.
07:43Oh, no.
07:45That's bad for Mike.
07:48Oh, I didn't need another trash dating show in my life.
07:52But at least you don't have to learn new names.
07:54I'm invested only because I want to see Mike's downfall.
07:57I didn't mind that.
07:58I thought, like, you know, it was...
07:59I don't know where they got the triangle from, but...
08:02Oh, my God.
08:03Are you dumb?
08:15Did you know that the colour of your lips
08:17meant to be the same colour as your nibs?
08:22Welcome to the project.
08:23Hopefully it's a good news story.
08:24Top Gun and Batman star Val Kilmer has passed away aged 65.
08:29Oh, no.
08:30Oh, Val Kilmer died.
08:32He was one of Hollywood's biggest stars back in the day.
08:35Val lives behind daughter Mercedes and son Jack.
08:38He had throat cancer and he got pneumonia and died of pneumonia.
08:41My mum is going to be devoured.
08:44Oh.
08:45Tonight the world remembers a Hollywood legend.
08:47Is Val Kilmer famous enough to have a project segment dedicated to him?
08:52Bro, he was Batman.
08:53Bruce Wayne.
08:55I reckon he was the sexiest Batman out of all of them.
08:58Mmm.
08:59Oh, do you remember him in Heat?
09:02Wow, I love that movie.
09:03He was in, like, The Doors in Morrison.
09:05I am the greatest swordsman that ever lived.
09:08Willow!
09:09I don't think I've ever seen it.
09:11You are great.
09:12My goodness.
09:13He's been in so many movies.
09:15Bro, he's big.
09:16Val Kilmer's big, man.
09:17Yeah.
09:18Fair enough.
09:19So many incredible movies.
09:20Name your favourite Val Kilmer movie.
09:22One, two, three.
09:23Top Gun.
09:24He was Iceman in Top Gun.
09:25I think the whole volleyball scene in Top Gun really got her going.
09:30Such a spunk.
09:31This is how I remember him in Top Gun.
09:33Top Gun was really what launched him into the stratosphere, right?
09:36He didn't even want to audition for the role.
09:38His agent forced him to.
09:40Wow.
09:41Imagine not wanting to do Top Gun and not realising that it would kickstart your whole career.
09:45The intensity that he had, I mean, he had fewer than 100 words of dialogue.
09:48Really?
09:49I thought he was in it a lot.
09:50And then he's, like, considered to be, like, a main part of the movie.
09:53Yeah.
09:54And then he says at the end, he's like...
09:55You can be my wingman any time.
09:57And then Maverick's like...
09:58Bullshit.
09:59You can be mine.
10:00See, they don't make films like that anymore.
10:02Don't they?
10:03No.
10:04They made Maverick in 2022.
10:05Yeah.
10:06It was, like, 18 months ago.
10:07One last thing.
10:08He was already sick in that movie.
10:10That's right.
10:11He couldn't really talk towards the end.
10:13Because he was so poorly, he could barely say words because of the throat cancer.
10:18Oh, how sad.
10:19Who's the better pilot?
10:20You or me?
10:21I reckon, in a movie, that was one of the last lines he said.
10:26It was a courageous effort.
10:27Actually, that's a beautiful gift that he's left with us all.
10:30Yeah.
10:31That he did that.
10:32We all surprise the end.
10:34Oh, R.I.P.
10:35They'll kill Ma.
10:36What a legend.
10:37My mum is going to be dev-o'd.
10:40I've got to give her a call, actually.
10:43She'll be...
10:44Honestly, she'll be proper dev-o'd.
10:46So I took Sarah out to a really nice restaurant the other night.
10:59Wait, wait.
11:00She's Sarah.
11:01Your wife says.
11:02You're Sarah.
11:03Why does she get to be Sarah and mine says?
11:05Because she was already Sarah.
11:07We can't change, backdate it.
11:08You seem like...
11:09Get it off your chest.
11:10What else?
11:11Yeah, maybe just don't marry a Sarah next time.
11:13You're already looking at a house down the street to move into.
11:15You've married a Sarah.
11:16What else do you want from me?
11:17You're going to call your first son Malik?
11:19I was considering it.
11:21Finally, this week on 7.
11:23Woo!
11:24It's Australian Idol finals!
11:26Hooray!
11:27Do you call it a finale or the final?
11:30Finale.
11:31Why?
11:32Showbiz.
11:33Alright, let's put this shit on so we can finish it.
11:34Welcome to the Live Idol grand finale.
11:37What the hell's she wearing?
11:38She's coming out foil.
11:39You couldn't put her in the microwave.
11:40She would light on fire.
11:42I was going to say she looked a little bit like a roll-up.
11:44Or like an oil slick.
11:46From around Australia, thousands auditioned, but only three remain.
11:51So the finale is Eilish.
11:53Eilish is my favourite.
11:54Gisella.
11:55For 6-3 she's got a great voice.
11:56And Marshall Hamburger.
11:58I love that they get single names and his is too ludicrous not to mention the whole thing.
12:02Well, our first grand finalist to take to the stage.
12:06Gisella!
12:07Yes!
12:08Alright, come on Gisella.
12:09Gisella.
12:10What a feeling.
12:11Can you feel it?
12:12Can you feel it?
12:13Pictures come alive.
12:15She's got such a strong voice for her age.
12:18Through your love.
12:21Gisella is fantastic.
12:23She's only 16 with this much talent.
12:25She's going places, buddy.
12:26She should represent Australia in Eurovision.
12:28Wow!
12:29Oh my god!
12:30She's fantastic.
12:31Before you know it, she's going to sing Christmas carols at Carols by Candlelight.
12:35Did you enjoy that?
12:36No, sorry.
12:37I didn't like that.
12:38Thank you so much.
12:39Gisella's going to win.
12:40She is our Celine Dion.
12:41Oh, shut up and get on to the next song.
12:42Righto.
12:43Let's see what...
12:44Eilish!
12:45Eilish!
12:46Eilish!
12:47Eilish!
12:48Eilish!
12:49Eilish!
12:50Eilish!
12:51Woo!
12:52Do you reckon she's going to win?
12:53Yeah.
12:54No.
12:55No.
12:56Well, wait a sec, because we've still got this guy.
12:57Now my favourite.
12:58This is Marshall Hamburger.
12:59�.
13:00Hamburger.
13:01Hamburger.
13:02Can you imagine if Australia's biggest pop star's name was Marshall Hamburger?
13:21Australia's biggest pop star's name was Marshall Hamburger.
13:27Is his last name actually Hamburger?
13:31I'd love that.
13:32His dad must be German.
13:34Yeah, maybe.
13:36You get the whole package with this guy.
13:38But wouldn't he be called Marshall Frankfurt?
13:42No.
13:47Oh, yeah.
13:48Oh, there's a tail feather.
13:49There's a tail feather.
13:49There it is.
13:51Oh, come on.
13:54Woo!
13:55Give it up for the Berg.
13:57Because they're from Germany.
13:59The Frankfurt.
13:59And there's also Hamburger, the suburb.
14:02Righto, let's just see who makes it to the top two.
14:05Hamburger.
14:06I think Eilish is indefinitely.
14:08Fingers crossed for Gisela.
14:09I mean, like, they're all great, but I just don't really care.
14:13Eilish!
14:14Woo!
14:16Oh, Eilish!
14:17Go, Eilish!
14:18So she's made her through.
14:19And the second person through is...
14:22I think it's going to be Gisela.
14:23Gisela.
14:24Gisela.
14:24Gisela.
14:25Gisela.
14:26Gisela.
14:26It's got to be Gisela, right?
14:28Marshall!
14:29Oh!
14:30Oh, my God!
14:32Oh!
14:33What?
14:34I'm going to put my money on Gisela, to be honest.
14:36Well, you can't, because she's gone.
14:38Oh, well...
14:39Congratulations, Marshall Hamburger!
14:42You look shocked.
14:42I'm shocked.
14:43I'm shocked.
14:44I'm shocked as well.
14:45So, with the top two being Eilish and Burger Boy...
14:48I'll tell you what, I wouldn't mind a hamburger.
14:50I wouldn't be able to eat it all.
14:51It's time for a warble-off.
14:53Oh, he's in agony.
15:01He's probably sitting on his left testicle.
15:05Marshall for the win.
15:06Ugh.
15:07Gisela sits on both of them and she's not there.
15:10OK, well, let's just find out who won.
15:12Come on, Marshall.
15:13Bring it home for Queensland.
15:15Who's your favourite singer, Leon?
15:17I don't know.
15:18The winner...
15:19Is...
15:20Of Australian Idol...
15:21Is...
15:222025...
15:24Is...
15:24Drumroll!
15:26Sorry, but I haven't watched this for weeks for it not to be Gisela.
15:29We're done here.
15:30Marshall Hamburger!
15:32Oh, yeah!
15:33It's freaking Marshall!
15:35The burger with the lot.
15:36That's bullshit.
15:37Thank you, Australia.
15:38Don't thank me, I didn't vote for you.
15:40It looks like someone's memorial.
15:41Well, they're dressed for a funeral.
15:43Look at them.
15:44Yours would be like this, Jared.
15:45Confetti going everywhere.
15:46Big party, I'll have a guest list.
15:48A random cowboy.
15:49And someone in an ugly dress.
15:51Good night, Australia!
15:53What are we going to do now?
15:54That's over with, Lee.
15:55Have a lot.
16:13I can't meditate.
16:15No, too much head noise.
16:16Oh!
16:17I close my eyes and then people start doing back flips.
16:19Like, right now, I've got a little stick man, like, back flipping and I keep saying, stop.
16:23That's what I'm saying right now in my head, too.
16:25On Wednesday, we checked out Pilot Week on the ABC, where we discovered this new high school comedy.
16:32Irvi went to an all-girls school.
16:34Hey, I went to an all-girls school.
16:36Oh, so did I, sis.
16:38I'm co-ed.
16:39You actually surprised me that you went to a co-ed school.
16:41Why?
16:41Because you didn't figure out how to talk to girls until you were 37.
16:45The show is set in 2010 and follows year 11 student Irvi and younger sister Maya.
16:50You look like the girl in the back.
16:52Is this your story of high school?
16:54My eldest, Irvi, is falling behind in mathematics.
16:57We told you that, too.
16:59Please bless her studies so she doesn't fail.
17:03Or worse, becomes a struggling artist.
17:05I remember mum and dad wanted me to be a physio.
17:09You crushed mum's dreams.
17:11You became a dancer and a teacher.
17:13She thinks she's going to be the next Nicole Kidman.
17:16Yeah, and I wanted to be a star.
17:17It's not impossible.
17:19It is impossible.
17:20I forbid you from acting.
17:22I forbid you from acting.
17:23I'll disown you.
17:24Irvi's sister Maya, however, is acing school, being moved up a grade.
17:28You know what?
17:29That actually looks like our uniform.
17:30This is really taking me back, I'm not going to lie.
17:32Is it?
17:32Yeah.
17:33You're such a little noob, honestly.
17:34This year, I'm not helping you anymore.
17:36You're on your own.
17:36This was not like my high school experience.
17:39I would not have been caught dead within, like, five metres of my sister.
17:42That's rude.
17:42Who can I hang out with?
17:43Literally anyone in the quadmire.
17:45Take your pick.
17:46That group over there holding the basketball, that's a basketball group.
17:49What group are you in?
17:50I was with the nerds.
17:52I was in the what group?
17:53I was in an all-Lebanese group.
17:55Because your whole school was all-Lebanese.
17:56That group is toilet block, because they always sit near the toilet blocks.
17:59There was mole patrols.
18:01Oh, yeah, I forgot about the mole patrols.
18:03You've got your bookworms.
18:04You've got your popular girls.
18:05Oh, I think they must have been the popular girls after what they do on that banana.
18:08Who are they?
18:10That is spicy mayo.
18:12Spicy mayo?
18:13You know why they're spicy mayo?
18:14Why?
18:15You can only be their bestie if you're mixed race and hot.
18:17Oh, what?
18:18I could never be in with them, because I'm allergic to egg.
18:21Ow!
18:21Herbie, Herbie!
18:23So these are like the mean girls.
18:24This is me at work with my current team.
18:26Herbie's 2010 goals?
18:28Does that say break hymen?
18:30Break hymen?
18:31What's a hymen?
18:31No.
18:32It's the thing that...
18:33No.
18:33Who is that?
18:34That's Hot Ryan, the hottest year 12 at Grogon Boys High.
18:37Hot Ryan.
18:38I think we all went to school with a Hot Ryan.
18:40He's literally famous.
18:41He's not hot anymore.
18:42No, he's not.
18:43He's got a big gut on him, and he doesn't do anything.
18:45Are you talking about Kevin or something?
18:47Well, let's meet this heartthrob,
18:49as Hot Ryan has been cast as the lead
18:51in this year's musical with The Boys School.
18:54Get your face in the magazine.
18:56Oh!
18:58That's Hot Ryan.
19:00The old flick of Niagara.
19:02I remember that.
19:04Also, Hot Ryan looks like he's in his 30s.
19:06You can't tell me he looks like a high school student.
19:08None of them do.
19:09And Hot Ryan's starring role spurs Irvi into defying her dad
19:14and signing up for the musical.
19:15If her dad finds out she's there, mate, she's in big trouble.
19:18And she's not the only one taking chances,
19:20as in a bid to join Spicy Mayo, Maya has told them...
19:24I actually am adopted.
19:26What?
19:26Half Japanese.
19:28Half Indian.
19:29Arigato!
19:30Are you cereal?
19:32You're Jindian.
19:32A Jindian!
19:33I didn't even know that was a thing.
19:34I've got cousins who are Wagorigines.
19:36Oh!
19:37What are you doing in Fifth Period?
19:38She's joining Spicy Mayo.
19:40She's hanging out with the bad crew.
19:42That's not cool, man.
19:44Especially as Spicy Mayo are keen to find someone
19:47to torment this year from the school musical auditions.
19:50I was in the school musical.
19:51Sashay, beauty and...
19:53Okay, I did not do this shit.
19:56My very first musical was The Hunchback of Nostradamus.
19:58And you rung the bell when I, like, Quasimodo,
20:00like, trying to ring the bell.
20:01LAUGHTER
20:02The only thing more embarrassing than being in a musical
20:05is auditioning for a musical.
20:07Shut up. No, it's not.
20:08Which fugly frigazoid's life are we going to ruin this year?
20:11Maya?
20:12Are you spying on me?
20:14Oh.
20:14Isn't that lovely?
20:15Now, Legends, as the guest director,
20:17I need to get to know you.
20:19So write down something about yourselves
20:21that I might not know
20:22and hand the paper to me.
20:24Not her diary.
20:26I have an idea.
20:27Oh, she's going to expose her
20:28for having a crush on Hot Ryan.
20:30Oh!
20:30Camera lights action, baby.
20:35This year, Irvi's goals are
20:36to have Hot Ryan
20:38break my hymen.
20:40Oh, no!
20:43What's a hymen?
20:44Somebody explain to him.
20:45I'm not explaining that.
20:47You know what?
20:48I can't change who I am.
20:51I can't change what I love.
20:53Oh, so sad.
20:55Man, high school's tough.
20:57Listen, judges always love a sob story.
20:59She's in.
20:59What you said on stage,
21:00I really felt that.
21:02Maybe she did get the part.
21:03She's getting the lead.
21:05Not quite.
21:06Strumpet number seven.
21:07Yeah, baby.
21:08Strumpet number seven.
21:09Anything number seven isn't great.
21:11So true.
21:12Yes!
21:13Oh, she's stoked.
21:15That was like Westy
21:15when she got into the cricket team in school.
21:17Yes!
21:18And you played shit.
21:22I actually loved that.
21:24It was cheesy but funny.
21:25I mean, once you got past the fact
21:27that they were fully grown adults
21:28playing high school students,
21:30not too bad.
21:31You could have got a role in that show.
21:32Oh!
21:34Teenager number three.
21:48Can I be the first one to say,
21:51Ew!
21:51Oh!
21:51Ew!
21:52Since when did you say ew?
21:56Finally hit the stage
21:57where his parents having a kiss
21:59is disgusting.
22:00Another kiss.
22:01Welcome to the club, brother.
22:04Prime Time on SBS
22:05is a show all about
22:07transport infrastructure.
22:09Sydney is on a mission.
22:11Sydney has the worst infrastructure
22:13I've ever seen in my life.
22:16Congested roads.
22:16Roads are just useless.
22:18Traffic congestion.
22:19The traffic is disgusting.
22:21Well, there's some good things about Sydney.
22:23The Harbour Bridge.
22:24There's too much water around.
22:26And beautiful beaches.
22:28Bondi Beach stinks.
22:30All right, we get it.
22:31You're from Melbourne.
22:32But Sydney has tried to fix those problems
22:34with a massive infrastructure project.
22:37By building a new state-of-the-art metro system.
22:40Yes!
22:41Sick.
22:42Jeez, this is exciting.
22:43I'm sold.
22:44I love rail.
22:48Sydney's super tunnel.
22:49Love it.
22:50Wow.
22:51Isn't that what you were
22:51when you went down to Mardi Gras?
22:53A super tunnel?
22:54Been known by many names.
22:55The new city line
22:57will dive 40 metres
22:58under the surface of Sydney Harbour.
23:00A tunnel's underwater.
23:02For the first time in Australia,
23:04a specialised type of tunnel boring machine.
23:07Boring is right.
23:08Don't you ever wonder
23:09how things are made?
23:10No.
23:11Or TBM is being used.
23:13We now have a TV show
23:15about digging a hole.
23:16Love it.
23:17Dale Kerrigan would be so pumped with this.
23:19Yeah.
23:19Called a slurry machine.
23:21Called a slurry machine?
23:22That sounds like something
23:22I've been called a few times.
23:24Don't call her that.
23:25Bore through the mud and sediment
23:2740 metres under the surface.
23:29Oh!
23:30Who cares?
23:32Just enjoy technology
23:33and the advancement of humanity.
23:36No.
23:36You should have been an engineer, Kevin.
23:38I can't spell engineer.
23:40It's a big puzzle
23:41and very challenging.
23:43The show explores
23:44the technical challenges
23:45engineers have
23:46when digging a hole,
23:47such as...
23:48The way they're digging,
23:50there's going to be so many tunnels.
23:52Is there any earth anymore?
23:53Don't worry,
23:54they won't dig up the whole earth.
23:56My God,
23:57they're going to create a black hole.
23:59A black hole from a train track.
24:01Just relax.
24:02They're actually worried
24:03about moving the big drill machine around.
24:05Whoa.
24:06Some tricky
24:07but necessary manoeuvres
24:08needed to be performed.
24:10Okay, we have five hours now.
24:12The road is closed.
24:13Need to get the TBM across the road.
24:14See, this is what annoys me.
24:17Detour.
24:17Road closed.
24:19We're carefully transported
24:20across a busy road.
24:22You walk past road works,
24:23there's 20 dudes doing nothing.
24:25Nothing.
24:26Just standing there.
24:27Wait till you see inside.
24:28With the station box ready
24:30just in time...
24:31Look, but they're not doing anything!
24:32A large crowd has gathered...
24:34The guy's got his phone out!
24:35They're waiting for the slurry machine.
24:38How beautiful is she?
24:40Who's she?
24:41We're referring to the machine
24:42as a she because she's beautiful.
24:44What's her name?
24:45Something the slurry.
24:46Sarah.
24:47No, don't say Sarah.
24:50It's been named Kathleen.
24:52Call her Kathleen.
24:53Oh, the machine does have a name.
24:54Yeah.
24:55Kathleen!
24:56Why isn't it a bloke's name?
24:57It's a very big thing.
24:58Are they saying most Kathleen's are fat?
25:00Kathleen finally broke through underground.
25:02Oh, here we go.
25:03Big Bertha.
25:04Here she comes.
25:04It's a...
25:05It's a...
25:06It's a...
25:07It's a Kathleen!
25:11Sick.
25:12Look at that.
25:12Whoa!
25:14How amazing is that?
25:16Do you know who loves this show?
25:17Blokes.
25:18That's cool as.
25:20Do you know who doesn't love this show?
25:21Me.
25:22Kathleen isn't the only slurry.
25:24TBM Wendy.
25:25Wendy.
25:26Is Kathleen on Matt Lee?
25:27Probably.
25:28TBM Wendy.
25:29Come on, Wendy!
25:30Burst through into the light.
25:34Boom.
25:35Sick.
25:36Wow!
25:37There's a lot of nerds out there who love this.
25:39Dude, I love this.
25:40I'm loving this.
25:41Love it.
25:41Okay, you just hop on the train and you go, and you're gone.
25:44Yeah, but I don't care.
25:45You've got to see, okay, how did they make this?
25:47I don't care.
25:47And this is how you see them, with the big drill thing?
25:49I don't care how the train...
25:50Let's put the train there and I'll get on it.
25:53Central Station.
25:54The team face an almost impossible challenge, building the new metro line underneath the
26:00existing station.
26:01They've got to build a train station under a train station.
26:04That's right, while Central is still active.
26:07So it's now very important to move quickly.
26:09James has been allowed a 48-hour possession.
26:13Oh, look, but they're not doing anything!
26:14They've got 48 hours!
26:15They're doing shit!
26:17With so much to play for, they're racing time.
26:20One dude working.
26:22They're making sure everything's safe.
26:24The narrow work areas only allow one operation at a time.
26:28I've got to get off this.
26:29I'm just...
26:29Yeah, yeah, yeah.
26:30You've got tunnel vision.
26:32You've got tunnel vision.
26:33The ballast trucks dump the last load, and the tamping machine settles the ballast.
26:39Tampon machine?
26:39A tampon machine.
26:41Really?
26:42What's going on there?
26:43Maybe to sweep up all the oil, I don't know.
26:46And that's what you call a big weekend.
26:50That was unreal.
26:51That was one of the coolest shows I've seen.
26:53I'd like it if I couldn't sleep.
26:55No.
26:56And I'd put it on, because I'd be out like a light.
26:59Have you been on the metro yet?
27:01No, hasn't I been.
27:02It has opened the road.
27:03No, it's not open.
27:04People are catching it every day, bro.
27:06Yeah, but not the ones I want to jump on.
27:09Standard.
27:10Standard.
27:11It hasn't arrived at Bankstown, so it doesn't exist yet.
27:28Have I ever told you that I went to Guy Sebastian's concert?
27:32At the Palais Theatre in St Kilda?
27:34Never.
27:36I'm going to the Palais tomorrow night.
27:37Who have you seen?
27:37The Angels.
27:39Yeah, Bogan.
27:40Am I ever going to see your face again?
27:43No way, wait.
27:44What if we told you there was a treasure chest somewhere in the mountains north of Santa Fe?
27:49Wait, what?
27:50Treasure.
27:50No way.
27:51Yes way, because this week we dived into a new doco series that charts a real-life treasure
27:57hunt in the US.
27:59Golden Green, the hunt for Fenn's treasure.
28:03So it's a modern-day treasure hunt?
28:04Yeah, but it's now a Netflix doco, which means something bad has happened.
28:07Let's not get ahead of ourselves and find out about the fellow who buried the treasure,
28:12Forrest Fenn.
28:13Who's Forrest Fenn?
28:14A millionaire art dealer who wrote a memoir.
28:17Okay.
28:18He said, nobody's going to want to read this book about me, so I put something in there
28:22that will make people buy it.
28:24What's that?
28:24Well, Forrest had buried a treasure chest with $3 million worth of jewels in the Rocky Mountains.
28:30$3 million in jewels.
28:33Wow.
28:33Where's the treasure?
28:34In my book, there's a poem.
28:36A poem.
28:36And there are nine clues in the poem.
28:38Clues hidden in a poem.
28:40And anyone can go and find it.
28:41First one to it, can have it.
28:43Oh, wow.
28:44So people need to buy the book to find the treasure.
28:46That is the smartest viral marketing ever.
28:50The book took off.
28:52The treasure hunters took off.
28:54Can you imagine the type of people that are going for this?
28:56Let's meet some of them, shall we?
28:59Grew up in Trailer Park, never seen nothing really.
29:02The hosts.
29:03We're rednecks.
29:03I believe that.
29:04We're not stupid rednecks.
29:06They're rednecks, not dumb.
29:08Hard to believe.
29:09They read the poem to me.
29:11Surprised I could read the poem.
29:12Turns out they could.
29:13And inspired by the clues, they hit the road.
29:16We're coming, Mr. Finn.
29:17We are coming.
29:18Would you go on the hunt?
29:20Yes!
29:20Oh, heck yes.
29:21I would do it.
29:22No chance.
29:23Yee-haw!
29:23Imagine you're out there looking for treasure
29:25and you run into the three Hearst boys.
29:27You think, that's it.
29:28I'm being murdered.
29:30All right.
29:30Let's see in which remote part of the US
29:32these treasure hunters end up
29:34by following the poem's first clue.
29:37Begin it where warm waters halt
29:38and take it in the canyon down.
29:40What?
29:41Where does that warm water stop?
29:42I don't know.
29:43Like a spring, like a natural warm spring?
29:46A river system?
29:47It could be where people, like, piss a lot.
29:49So maybe a public toilet.
29:50Chad, I highly doubt
29:52it's a public toilet in the mountains.
29:54Okay.
29:55Let's see if other hunters have better ideas.
29:58Is my voice still okay?
30:00Cynthia Meacham.
30:01Crazy treasure hunter.
30:02The first clue to the poem was
30:04begin it where warm waters halt.
30:06So I always started with a hot spring.
30:09Clever.
30:09Hello, I told you.
30:11A hot spring.
30:12It wasn't too much longer
30:13that I discovered San Antonio hot springs on the map.
30:17You don't have to touch it.
30:18We know it's hot.
30:19It's got steam.
30:19Oh.
30:21But the Hearsts have other thoughts
30:22on how to crack the code.
30:24Here we go.
30:25Genius is back on the case.
30:26How else can I nail this down?
30:28And then that's when I found out about the synonyms.
30:29Oh, wow.
30:30Maybe he is smarter than we thought.
30:32Where equals lower.
30:34What?
30:35What?
30:36In what language does it equal that?
30:38So they're synonyms.
30:39How?
30:40Mate, he's still learning what a synonym is.
30:42Give the guy a break.
30:43See what I'm saying?
30:43No.
30:44I'm positive we were on the right track.
30:46Wait, so the boys think they're in Wyoming.
30:47She thinks it's in New Mexico.
30:49They're literally searching in two different states.
30:52I love how they all interpretate
30:54the poem and clues very differently.
30:56I love that you used interpretate.
30:58That's not a word.
30:59It's not.
31:00So let's see how another treasure hunter...
31:02Justin Posey.
31:03...is tackling how to find the boozy.
31:06Most dogs can detect different precious metals six plus feet down.
31:10Wow.
31:11I could train Tucker.
31:13A dog that can sniff out gold.
31:15That's smart.
31:16You don't do anything cool.
31:17So now that we have the secret weapon, the next question was...
31:21Where's the gold?
31:22Okay, so we've all started in different spots.
31:24Someone's got to be wrong.
31:25Yeah, but we've got a guy using a dog to sniff out gold.
31:28The other guys are turning the word where into lower.
31:31The third clue was not too far, but too far to walk.
31:34Guess what?
31:35Oh, this is going to be good.
31:36It's a marathon.
31:37What?
31:38Marathon.
31:38Too far to walk, you know?
31:40You've got to run.
31:41What?
31:42I love listening to their reasoning.
31:44Any smarter people have some theories?
31:46Yeah, do you know who's...
31:47Do you want to know who is biggest?
31:53Wow, look at that.
31:55You've got no chance finding this treasure.
31:57Okay.
31:57Maybe another clue will help.
31:59Okay, from here, it's no place for the meek.
32:01What's that mean?
32:02It's like you've got to be brave.
32:03What's that animal up there?
32:05Is that a bear?
32:05Oh, shit.
32:06It's a bear.
32:07This is how people die.
32:09The treasure hunter who disappeared several months ago has been found dead.
32:13Oh, God.
32:14Someone died looking for it.
32:16I told you.
32:16You can't just be walking around in the middle of nowhere in America.
32:19People started questioning, Forrest, why don't you call off the hunt?
32:22Now that it was a matter of life and death.
32:24Why should he stop the treasure hunt because someone lost his life?
32:26These are grown adults with fully developed brains doing this.
32:30You sure?
32:32But despite the fatality, even more people joined the hunt.
32:35300,000 treasure hunters.
32:37What?
32:37It went crazy.
32:39Oh, I just crashed.
32:41Oh, this is insane.
32:42I was not stopping until I found the treasure.
32:45Oh, I'm guessing that the three boys living in the trailer park didn't win the three million bucks.
32:51Are you serious?
32:52We want to know who won.
32:54Two episodes to go.
32:55Let's go.
32:56I'm not waiting for another show.
32:57Don't ruin it.
32:59I want to look it up.
32:59Don't you look it up.
33:00We're going to watch another episode now.
33:02We're going to watch another episode now.
33:04We're going to watch another episode now.
33:06We're going to watch another episode now.
33:08We're going to watch another episode now.
33:09Oh, big boy.
33:17I'm coming in.
33:19Oh, yeah.
33:20Oh, yeah.
33:21Yeah.
33:21There it is.
33:22Push hard.
33:23Oh, there it is.
33:25What did you do to it anyway?
33:27Well, you know I signed up to the gym at the start of the year.
33:29Yep.
33:29I finally went and I cooked my back.
33:31Oh, no.
33:33What the hell?
33:34I don't know.
33:35It was a gun.
33:36You're making it worse.
33:37Is that what I think it is?
33:43Lucky an animal show has come on.
33:45Oh, yum.
33:46It's not that kind of animal show.
33:48This is set in a zoo.
33:50I wonder how many animals in the zoo I've eaten.
33:52All right.
33:53Settle down.
33:54Everyone's excited.
33:55Secrets of the zoo.
33:56Secrets of the zoo.
33:58Secrets of the zoo.
33:59Yes, that's what the show's called.
34:02And the zoo revealing its secrets to us is in Columbus in America.
34:06Ostriches will be ostriches.
34:08Ostrich steaks are delicious.
34:10Enough.
34:10The war is our middle-aged male ostrich.
34:14Today he's getting his annual shots.
34:15He's getting a what shot?
34:16His annual shots.
34:17I thought he said an anal shot.
34:20There's no one who's looking nervous.
34:21He's going to kick and fight and it's going to get nasty.
34:24I want this to kick off.
34:25Dad.
34:28Good boy.
34:28All right, so we're going to try to lift this up.
34:30Oh, no.
34:31Oh, no.
34:32Wow.
34:32Ooh.
34:33Priscilla.
34:35No, she's stuck herself.
34:36She's stuck herself with a needle.
34:38I see Priscilla goes down.
34:40My goal is to make sure she's okay.
34:42There'll be a new needle for you.
34:44New needle.
34:44These guys look like they read instructions on how to give an ostrich a vaccine on T-Moon.
34:51Hopefully, they'll have better luck with this...
34:53Rhinosaurus?
34:53...a truly majestic creature that...
34:56Oh, my gosh.
34:59That was a rhino fart.
35:00I've honestly never heard one that loud.
35:02Oh, my gosh.
35:04We've had some suspicions lately that Sonia could be pregnant.
35:07Surely, they would know if she's pregnant or not.
35:09Surely, they knew that when they were going for it.
35:11The whole zoo would have heard her.
35:13Open.
35:13He wants to check if she's pregnant.
35:15That's a wrong end.
35:16Does he know that?
35:16He's supposed to be a vet.
35:17I'm having Dr Priscilla come down to do an ultrasound.
35:20If she's pregnant, who's the dad?
35:21Hopefully, it's another rhino.
35:23Oh, jeez.
35:24Hope the ultrasound doesn't come back looking like one of the zookeepers.
35:27And she's going out to pasture next week, right?
35:29Wait, they're putting her down?
35:30No, they're putting her in a literal pasture.
35:33She's going to be going out to pasture this morning.
35:35Take her there to pasture.
35:36Take her there to where, Keith?
35:38Pasture.
35:39Pasture.
35:40Yeah, not pasta.
35:40P-A-S-T-U-R-A.
35:41Pasture.
35:43They might be going to get past.
35:44They might be hungry.
35:45All right, next animal.
35:46Hey, guys.
35:47I love the ghosts.
35:48They're my favourite animal.
35:49The ghost.
35:52That's the one.
35:53My God.
35:54This is a petting zoo.
35:55We're at a fate.
35:56We quickly get through examining the rest of the goats.
35:58If you went to a zoo and you saw a goat, all right, mate.
36:01That's shit.
36:02You are a little bit too snobby for the zoo.
36:05Kiko is a sweet goat.
36:06She's one of my favourites.
36:07I'm convinced goats are Lebanese.
36:09Why?
36:10They look like they've come from, like, the Middle East originally.
36:15Oh.
36:15We do have a few that are a little feisty.
36:19Oh, my God.
36:20No.
36:21Goats were first domesticated in the fertile crescent region
36:24in the Middle East.
36:26You're, like, fourth cousins, probably.
36:28Yeah.
36:30Today, we're taking Kiko, our 12-year-old goat,
36:33in for another CT scan.
36:35We're doing a CT scan on a goat.
36:36I don't know if anything that goes in a shoe gets a CT scan.
36:40So her heart rate just picked up a lot.
36:42I can't get this sort of medical service.
36:44Four mils, Proposol.
36:45Takes me two days to get into the GP.
36:47All cleared.
36:48Another three weeks to get in with the specialist.
36:50We should have been goats.
36:51We finish up the CT and Kiko's doing great.
36:53Oh, animals look so sad when they're knocked out.
36:56I hope this is nothing serious.
36:57Her transporting a goat from the hospital down,
36:59back down to the barn.
37:00Aw, he's okay.
37:02Katie, she's down on her side.
37:04Okay, she okay?
37:05Oh, she!
37:06Gang cardiac arrest at this point.
37:07No, no, no, no, no, no.
37:11Oh, my God.
37:13Lower the table.
37:14Kiko, Kiko!
37:16Get oxygen flow by while we're...
37:18Pull that up.
37:19Oh, there we go.
37:21Oh!
37:23Stop for a second.
37:24Do we have any heartbeat?
37:26Nothing.
37:28Oh!
37:31Come on!
37:33No, guys, she...
37:34We're done.
37:35We're done?
37:36Oh, my God.
37:37Aw.
37:38Aw.
37:39What's happened?
37:40She did.
37:41Oh!
37:42We're, like, almost back to the barn.
37:43She just let out one vocalization and collapsed.
37:47Oh, they care so much.
37:48See, it's more than a job to them.
38:06Rest in peace, my friend.
38:09And it can happen in that quick of a moment, and...
38:13I suppose it'd be bad to say, you know, now...
38:18To be put on a souvila.
38:22No, don't.
38:23No.
38:25I like that, sure.
38:26I love nature docos.
38:29I'm so sad we lost the goat.
38:30We went to, like, a petting zoo,
38:33and they have goats there behind a fence
38:36because, like, they just ram into the kids,
38:38and then Malik got knocked over.
38:40Really?
38:41Goats are arseholes.
38:42They ram you.
38:43I told you they're evidence.
38:48Are you a 12-year-old kid at recess?
39:09For why?
39:11This week, Paramount Plus debuted a new English crime drama.
39:16We're here to find a solution.
39:18Why don't we have to find a way forward?
39:19Oh, this is Tom Hardy.
39:21I appreciate the relationship between the Dohans
39:23and the Lazarus goes back more than three decades.
39:26God, the gays go mad for him.
39:29Really?
39:30They sure do.
39:31And in this show, Tom Hardy plays Harry D'Souza,
39:34a fixer trying to broker peace between two rival gangs.
39:38When Tom Hardy's in it, you know it's going to be good.
39:40When Tom Hardy's in it, you know you're going to need subtitles.
39:44I'm a body language expert here,
39:47and I reckon these two don't love each other.
39:49Hold that thought.
39:50Why are we holding a thought?
39:51Because Harry needs orders from Conrad Harrigan.
39:54Let's call him the godfather.
39:56That's the big boss.
39:57Where are we?
40:01Hey!
40:01Pierce Brosnan?
40:03James Bond?
40:04007?
40:05Mamma Mia!
40:06It's always the same.
40:07In any orchard, you plant the trees.
40:09The trees grow tall,
40:11and sooner or later, the apples start to rot.
40:13And that, Harry, my son, is pruning time.
40:16I feel like all these mob bosses have such beautiful metaphors.
40:19Right.
40:20Change your plan.
40:22Oh!
40:24Motherf...
40:25Ah!
40:26Yep.
40:27He pruned them.
40:28It's no Mamma Mia, is it?
40:31Bobland.
40:32I want to see you alone.
40:33Oh, Helen Mirren's in it, too!
40:35Oh, my God!
40:36That's British acting royalty.
40:37Why is she a big actress?
40:38Is she a big actress?
40:40I can't...
40:40I can't even.
40:41I can't even with this.
40:43Guy Ritchie directs it!
40:45My favourite director in the world.
40:47Lock, stock and two smoking barrels.
40:49This is going to be sick!
40:51The real story revolves around...
40:53A taxi!
40:54Got these lads on a night out.
40:56Eddie and Tommy are the heirs of two rival crime families, so they really shouldn't be hanging out.
41:02Oh, it's kind of like Romeo and Juliet.
41:04Hmm, more like Romeo and Romeo.
41:06No, come on!
41:08What's up, mate?
41:10Oh.
41:10You know, like, this is never going to end well.
41:20Jesus, Eddie.
41:21Holy shit.
41:23Bit of a psycho.
41:26You've got to get out of there quick.
41:27Hey!
41:27Oh, my God.
41:30It's always some rich, spoiled brat that causes all the problems.
41:35Always.
41:36Tommy, where'd you get off to?
41:38Here.
41:38All right, don't shit yourself.
41:39He lodged it, put his hand in his back pocket.
41:42Of course he was going to get some.
41:43Oh, my God.
41:44This guy's got to get them all arrested.
41:45It may be worse than that, because the next morning, Eddie's dad gets a phone call from
41:50rival mob boss Richie Stevenson.
41:53Richie?
41:53Oh, Tommy was out with your Eddie last night, and he hasn't come home.
41:57Oh, shit!
41:58The two sons from the rival mob bosses were out together, and now one hasn't come home.
42:03So what's Eddie done with Tommy?
42:05If my Tommy ain't home by today, I'm coming up here with you, love.
42:09And I'm going to start with you.
42:11Oh, shit.
42:12It's always the kids causing trouble.
42:14Yeah.
42:15And guess whose job it is to fix it?
42:17All right, mate.
42:18Just as Harry finishes one problem, he's got a whole other problem.
42:21Wake up.
42:22Eddie.
42:24It's Harry.
42:25What have you done, Eddie?
42:26All right, you get one go at this, yeah?
42:27Tell me the truth.
42:29Were you with Tommy Stevenson last night?
42:32No, obviously not.
42:34Hawkey.
42:35He's acting like a spoiled brat.
42:37Make sure that Eddie does not leave that house, all right?
42:40Eddie's killed Tommy for sure.
42:42Well, he was on a bit of a stabbing spree last night.
42:44This little prick, he's just kicked it all off.
42:47To prevent an all-out mob war, Harry meets with Tommy's dad.
42:51There he is.
42:51Oh, shit.
42:51That's the big boss man.
42:52To either calm him down or take him out.
42:56Oh, the old...
42:56Sniper.
42:57With a silencer through the hole in the van.
42:59The last time I saw a hole in a van...
43:02Hmm.
43:02Different sort of van, I think.
43:03Different sort of hole.
43:05Where's Eddie?
43:05I need to see Eddie Arrogan.
43:07I need to hear from his own mouth, face to face, whether he was with my boy last night.
43:11Come on, Richie.
43:12You know that you can't just summon the governor's grandson like that.
43:17I say give up Eddie and save the war.
43:19Yeah, but the mob boss is not going to give up his own son.
43:22So Harry calls Godfather Conrad for orders.
43:25Where are we?
43:26Yeah, Eddie's lying.
43:28If Tommy's gone, there's going to be a war.
43:30We can do Richie now.
43:32It's your call.
43:33Oh, here they come.
43:38He's making his way to the car now.
43:40What's he going to do?
43:41What's he going to do?
43:42Where is he now?
43:44There's Helen Miriam.
43:45How's she feeling in the picture?
43:46Probably he's his wife.
43:47Harry's got Richie Stevens in the crosshairs.
43:49It's about ten seconds from getting in this vehicle.
43:51Nine.
43:53Eight.
43:53If we're going to do this, we'd better get a move on.
43:55Seven.
43:57Six.
43:59About three seconds, Conrad.
44:00Stick.
44:05Stick.
44:06Stick.
44:07What does that mean?
44:09Don't shoot.
44:10Oh, wow.
44:13Wrong place, wrong time.
44:14Helen Miriam's the boss, I reckon.
44:16She's the real mastermind.
44:18And don't you want to be there when Richie gets done?
44:21Oh, she didn't want her husband to miss out on the drama.
44:24That is a good wife.
44:25I know, I do.
44:28She's gangster.
44:29She's gangster.
44:30I'm telling you.
44:34Mate.
44:35Mate, that was star-studded.
44:36Top shelf TV.
44:52So my wife was cutting my hair last night, and there's one thing you don't want to hear
44:56when she's cutting your hair.
44:57She's chopping away at the back, and she goes, oh, oh, it's okay.
45:01You wear a hat a lot anyway.
45:03I don't know what she did back there, but it was an uh-oh.
45:05Oh, Jesus.
45:07This week, we watched a Netflix documentary about...
45:11Ned Brockman.
45:13Oh, yeah, I've heard about this guy.
45:15It's a man with a mullet on a mission.
45:18Who ran from Perth to Bondi.
45:22Run.
45:23I don't know a lot about Ned Brockman and his story.
45:25When I came to Sydney, I saw the amount of homeless people on the street.
45:29He would tell me, okay, I know exactly what I want to do.
45:32I'm going to raise some money for homelessness.
45:33A bogan with a heart.
45:35Get it done, Ned Brockman.
45:36Let's go.
45:36He said to me, I'm going to run across Australia.
45:39Jesus.
45:40I wouldn't drive across Australia, let alone run it.
45:43Google would have just been going, are you sure?
45:464,000 kilometres, $1 million going towards charity.
45:51So 100 kilometres, an ultra marathon a day.
45:55People think I know all about everything when it comes to running.
45:58I've got no idea.
45:58So he had no idea how he was going to do it, he just thought, I'll just start to run.
46:02Day one.
46:04It's nice out here.
46:05I love his energy.
46:06Everything was just like where I was meant to be.
46:09Look at that mullet bounce.
46:10Love the mullet, it's pretty iconic.
46:12Is there someone with him?
46:13They reckon, don't let your friends or your family crew you.
46:17I essentially picked my mum and my dad.
46:19He chose his mum to be his support person.
46:21We were green, so green.
46:23Nobody had worked out elevation.
46:25He said to me, I thought Australia was flat.
46:28Oh, I love him.
46:30I thought Australia was flat.
46:32Pills for days, baby.
46:34Woo!
46:34I love this guy, man.
46:36He could be the most Aussie guy who's ever Aussied.
46:38The average Aussie fell in love gradually as Ned went across the country.
46:42Got some cash going, man.
46:44Go donate.
46:45If you haven't donated, please go follow the link.
46:48I'll put one up here.
46:49Word spread.
46:50Are you going to follow this guy?
46:51But as the donations grew, Ned's body started to fail.
46:55He's limping, though.
46:57The toll, this would have taken on his body.
46:59The first injury was the niece.
47:01He had a pretty severe Achilles tendinopathy as well.
47:04Oh, my God.
47:05Bilateral hips, tearing one of his gluteal tendons.
47:08God, can you imagine?
47:09It would have been quicker to go through the injuries he didn't have.
47:11He's had a really sore toe, and the maggots ate the infection.
47:15Oh!
47:16What is he, Deb?
47:17In that moment, I remember just being like, how do we get through this?
47:21He's just in agony.
47:22I cannot sleep.
47:23I've rolled and tossed and turned, and I'm in so much pain.
47:28He's breaking down.
47:29Oh, imagine Mum listening to this.
47:32I want to run.
47:33I'm a gamer.
47:34My body right now is not letting me.
47:36Oh, can you just quit at this point?
47:38No, he's only got plan A.
47:40If you just get out to the next day, get to the pink line, and take another step,
47:46surely, surely it'll hold on.
47:48Let's go!
47:50Yeah!
47:50He's got more than one screw loose.
47:52Oh, if you grabbed him and shook him, he'd sound like a toolbox.
47:58Now he's starting to get some serious followers.
48:00By the time he hit Victoria, it was like...
48:02It was national.
48:03Full viral.
48:04And then it spread to Jimmy Barnes.
48:06You might be part madman, but you're an absolute legend.
48:11Barnsey!
48:11Catch a plane back.
48:13Albanese, he got in on it.
48:14You doing this, that commends my respect.
48:16Adesanya, that's his hero.
48:17That would have given him such a boost.
48:19That's where there was the honking and the people pulling over and the signs on the road.
48:25See, that's the thing.
48:26As the run went on, more people started to follow his story.
48:29I remember following this on social media every day.
48:31You'd wake up and look at where Ned was.
48:34Today, the final stretch from Campbelltown to Bondi Beach.
48:38We're coming home, baby!
48:41The 23-year-old Sparky receiving a rock star reception.
48:44Mate, this is not New Year's Day at Bondi.
48:46This is not your regular Bondi Australia Day.
48:48This is Ned Brockman turning up.
48:51It was just incredible to see the crowd engulfed behind him.
48:54I do remember seeing this on the news.
48:56I was going to fly to Sydney just to go to this.
48:58I got so wrapped up in it, yeah.
48:59It took 47 days and nearly 4,000 kilometres, but Ned Brockman has completed his epic cross-country run.
49:07Yes, Ned!
49:09What a freaking legend.
49:12Whatever money he raised, he's deserved it.
49:15How much?
49:16To raise 2.6 million.
49:172.6?
49:19Oh, good on him.
49:20Well done, Ned.
49:22At the end of the day, how could you be more proud?
49:24What a moment.
49:25I'm all goosed up, man.
49:27It's just like, what an achievement.
49:29God is my witness.
49:31Told you I was stacking.
49:32Get riches.
49:33Wow, that was an awesome show, yeah?
49:35That's so inspiring.
49:36I want to go do something for people right now.
49:39I want to do something.
49:40What are you going to do to help me?
49:41I'll buy you a ticket to Turkey to get a hair transplant.
49:44That's rude.
49:45LAUGHTER
49:46But I'll still take it.
49:51LAUGHTER
49:52LAUGHTER