Denise Richards and Her Wild Things Season 1 Episode 8
Denise Richards and Her Wild Things Season 1 Episode 8
Denise Richards and Her Wild Things Season 1 Episode 8
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00:00Being in the public eye and in Hollywood, there's a lot of times where people think that they know
00:08my family, they think they know my ex, they think they know me. I remember Charlie and I went to
00:14the SAG Awards. We got out of the car fighting because he was mad at me because my dress didn't
00:19fit and I had to find another dress because I was pregnant. And then we saw Johnny Depp and
00:26his wonderful wife at the time. It was funny talking to both of them because she was like,
00:32oh my God, she's so cute. Look at how cute she is. She's pregnant and this. Little did she know that
00:37three weeks later, I was filing for a divorce from this guy. And you never know what goes on
00:43behind closed doors or in the car.
00:56Oh my God. You get it all over everything. It's everywhere. She's got it on the walls,
01:13definitely in the truck. If you can't find her, you just have to look for her stains everywhere.
01:18I'll do a quick 10 what? You know what? What? I'm going to body makeup you. So take your shirt off
01:27and I'm going to show you, not that you need abs, but because this is your first time doing this,
01:34I'm going to just do the spray. I can't believe they're doing this to me.
01:37Oh my God. Lift your head up. Oh yeah. Look at those.
01:41Oops. You looked good. Did I? Yeah. I didn't, I didn't really see a difference,
01:53but I felt. I saw a difference. There you go. Oh my God. Babe, this stuff is like really weird.
02:00Hold on. Don't touch anything. Babe, you look good either way. I'm joking. Oh, thank you.
02:05You're welcome. Nice save, by the way. That's good. Thank you.
02:07Careful. It's hot. Okay. You can drink the coffee, but keep your, yeah. You just have to like,
02:13not let your, I'm just going to like air out like this. Yeah. I'll just drink my puff. I'll just walk
02:17like this. Do you want me to do your back? No. I'm good.
02:26This looks like a good spot. Yeah. May I put your arm out? Oh, that's cute. Yes. Wait,
02:32get the side rope in it. Yes. Wait, it's perfect low key. Oh wait,
02:37it's good. Is it weird if I'm barefoot? No, don't do barefoot. Okay. Not for free.
02:44Should I do my cheese now? Okay. Am I sharing today or is it all for me?
02:50Oh, you're way better. I get one. And then how many do you get?
02:53Should we do a TikTok?
03:00I'm so hot too. I think we got it. Should I wear this one? I like it. I want to see it on you.
03:11Well, I have to let my body makeup dry right now. So I can't do that. Let me go grab a hairdryer.
03:15Let's speed up this process. I'm not waiting. We're doing this. I'm going to double fist here.
03:25Oh, look at that. Nice.
03:28This is what we do for Red Carpet. I'm going to come here in a while. So I'm excited to go for
03:34ourselves. It's important to go to not everything. Like you don't have to go to the opening of an
03:41envelope, as some people say. Oh, nice, nice. Oh, thank you. But it is important for me to go to
03:48certain red carpet events, photo shoots, to stay relevant. You could draw my tushy if you want.
03:55There we go. We'll draw it. If you don't do any of that, then it's out of sight, out of mind, and then
04:00they'll hire someone else. Do you know what's so funny was when I did Bond, I, first of all, didn't
04:07know how big that movie was and the franchise. How could you not know how big that movie was?
04:11Because I didn't. The red carpet was bigger than the Oscars. Like Bond, it was just, you know,
04:18do you respect me or talk one finger? No, Mr. Bond, I expect you to die. Your Bond impersonation is...
04:23It doesn't suck. It doesn't suck. It's very cute. Okay. Right now I feel embarrassed, so.
04:29Don't be embarrassed. It's good.
04:37Here we go. Here it is, right here. Here's the... See? It's in here somewhere.
04:51I'm gonna ask where we can park, bitch. I'm gonna... How about that?
04:54Here, they're all up there. I'm gonna park.
04:57Hi. How are you? I'm good. How are you?
04:59I'm great. Do you want to go park it? I want to do Garcelle first.
05:02Okay. Okay. These are all my people.
05:04Here's your people. One of them.
05:08Here's our people. Here's... How are you?
05:09I'm so good. How are you? You look beautiful.
05:11You too. Thank you for coming.
05:13Of course. My husband's parking.
05:16Oh, he is? I wanted to... I didn't want to miss you.
05:18What do we got going on here?
05:2015 minute, 6 p.m., 8 a.m. to 8 p.m. What time is it right now?
05:26That's not good. Okay.
05:28Everything's good, right? Yeah.
05:30All the girls. They're all good. Pain in my ass, but good.
05:33Uh, hello. We're mothers. Of course, they're painting our asses.
05:35But they're good.
05:36I love that you come out and support me.
05:39You're such a girl's girl, and I love that.
05:41Thank you. You too.
05:43You go do...
05:43I'm going there. I'm going to wait for my husband, and then I'll meet you in there.
05:46Yes, I want to give him a big hug.
05:48Driving away, temporarily closed.
05:51F*** it. I'm going to do it anyway.
05:52Where's my husband?
05:58There he is.
05:59Babe.
05:59Oh, my God.
06:00Hey, how's it going?
06:01My God.
06:01Finally, I get to see you.
06:03How are you?
06:04Hi, Denise.
06:04Hi.
06:05You look gorgeous.
06:07You look real.
06:08She's a movie star.
06:09Yeah.
06:10We know your movie star.
06:11How are you doing?
06:13I'm...
06:13It's crazy.
06:15No, we just did a cast trip.
06:17Really?
06:17Yeah.
06:18That's fun.
06:19Was it good?
06:19It was fun.
06:20Yeah, we did a lot of interesting things.
06:23I bet.
06:24Jennifer, you're so funny.
06:27Justin, can you take a photo of us?
06:30Don't you all have to put your shoe out?
06:32Yeah, there you go.
06:35Garcelle's inside.
06:36What do we do?
06:37Here, come inside.
06:38Can we check in?
06:39Okay.
06:39It is not easy going on a red carpet, having people take pictures of you as a couple,
06:45then saying, we just want your wife.
06:48You want me to go with you, babe?
06:49Yeah, sure.
06:52That's totally fine with me.
06:53It's a little awkward.
06:55It's awkward, because Eddie stands off to the side and be like, what the f*** do I do now?
06:59It's okay.
07:00Take your time.
07:05You do handle it very well.
07:07That's not easy.
07:09There we go.
07:10It's a gauntlet.
07:12So where's the tequila?
07:13Come on, guys.
07:25Come on.
07:26Eloise, do you want to help me while Dad's dealing with the dogs?
07:30Let's set up Timmy and Blue's outfit, like accessories, because we're going to open up an Instagram account.
07:39Eloise and I want to open up an Instagram account.
07:41For our cats?
07:42For our cats.
07:43For our animals.
07:44Eloise, how many hairless cats do we have?
07:47What are their names, Eloise?
07:48So, Blue and Tim.
07:52Is this a good idea?
07:53Yeah.
07:54It is?
07:54Yeah.
07:54Okay, yeah, for sure.
07:55You really want to?
07:56Okay.
07:57So, Tim, he's got a bigger name.
08:00Bolsakian.
08:01He had a vasectomy, because we thought he'd look really odd with, you know, missing parts.
08:07It wouldn't be balanced right.
08:08I don't know.
08:10Timmy, you have to work.
08:12Timmy, you look so cute.
08:12Eloise, come over here.
08:14Timmy, oh my God.
08:15Timmy, you look like a rock star.
08:17Here we go.
08:17You're a rock star, buddy.
08:19You're going to be a model.
08:22Look at this.
08:23Eloise, did you see this?
08:24He's just like running away.
08:25Blue, look at me.
08:26Over here.
08:28She loves to be photographed.
08:31Should I hire a social media person for our animals?
08:45Denise.
08:45Denise.
08:45Denise.
08:45Denise.
08:48So, we're going to get you, you're going to choose the outfits.
08:51Hi.
08:51I'm Valerie.
08:52Valerie.
08:52Hi.
08:53Doing your makeup today.
08:54Makeup.
08:54Oh, I'm honored.
08:55And I'm Julia.
08:56Hi, nice to meet you.
08:57Nice to meet you.
08:58I'm so excited.
08:59I'm so excited, too.
09:00And we're shooting, too.
09:01Kimberly and I, we shot together years ago, and she had told me this magazine wanted to
09:07do a shot with all of us together.
09:11So, we're shooting for runway TV, singles on you, and then we're going to be shooting, hopefully,
09:17as many as we can with the girls.
09:19I'm excited.
09:20This is going to be so fun.
09:21It's funny because Kimberly photographed us years ago together.
09:26The girls got along really well.
09:28It was very different dynamic back then.
09:31I love this.
09:32This would probably be me.
09:35Yeah.
09:36I have a lot of anxiety about this shoot.
09:38But I'm hoping that the girls will keep the peace because it is a professional situation.
09:44Are you excited about it?
09:46Yeah.
09:46I haven't seen Lola in a minute, so...
09:49You'll be fine.
09:50I'm fine seeing her.
09:51Okay, good.
09:52She's the one who's just, like, angry for some reason.
09:55I'm excited.
09:56I don't think Sammy's going to be like, I can't go because Lola's there.
09:59I'm going to try and put all that aside.
10:01It's going to be just so cool to be on a magazine.
10:03I'm so excited.
10:04We're going to start with the singles until all the girls are here.
10:08Okay, perfect.
10:10Wait, I have hair in a bag.
10:12If not, my husband can bring it.
10:15I don't think it's in here.
10:17Let me call him.
10:19If you see hair, let me know.
10:21Oh, my God.
10:24Sammy's car just got stolen.
10:26What?
10:33Like, towed or stolen?
10:34My car is gone.
10:36I don't know what to do.
10:38Call the police?
10:39This is a science universe.
10:41I don't want to go today.
10:43You have to go today.
10:45You're not.
10:46I'm just going to stay home.
10:47No, you're not.
10:49Sammy, we can send you a car to come here.
10:52It is what it is.
10:53It's not going to bring your car back.
10:54You just need to call the police.
10:56Mom, okay.
10:57When you have to do something, you have to show up.
11:01I think this is such a great opportunity, especially since Sammy wants to model and she is just starting out.
11:07It's a small town and you don't want word to get around if you're being difficult or you're not going to show up the day of.
11:14That's not cool.
11:16Can I just call them, please?
11:18Yes.
11:18Call me back.
11:20Okay, bye.
11:21Bye.
11:21Whatever.
11:22She doesn't, I mean, I don't know what to say.
11:27Denise, are we ready?
11:28I'm ready.
11:29Awesome.
11:30It's all good.
11:31Let's pop you in here.
11:32Let's do it.
11:36Hi, Loli.
11:37I'm sorry.
11:38This is so heavy.
11:39Hi, honey.
11:40How are you, Mom?
11:42Hi.
11:43Hi, Lola.
11:44How are you?
11:44Good.
11:45How are you?
11:45I'm just going to ask you, what is the theme of the shoot today?
11:50Well, the theme is like high fashion, modern.
11:53Okay.
11:54No, I'm so excited.
11:55My mom and my sister have always been really comfortable like posing and things like that.
11:59I just don't know what I'm doing for some reason.
12:02Like, I feel so insecure.
12:05I used to compare myself to them a lot and like, why are they so confident in this space?
12:10And I feel like I'm like completely an outsider.
12:13But I think it will be very exciting.
12:17I don't know.
12:17Lola.
12:19Yeah?
12:19Your sister's car is gone.
12:22Oh, my gosh.
12:22That's terrible.
12:24So, um, is it just going to be you, too?
12:27Or is she...
12:27She needs to come.
12:29Yeah, I know she needs to come.
12:42Well, at least two will be here.
12:44And Eloise will be here.
12:46I know.
12:47Denise, could I get you in there real quick?
12:49Yeah.
12:50Perfect.
12:51Just a test.
12:52That's it.
12:53Denise, I love that when your arms were up, we're cool, too.
12:56Oh, that's hot.
12:57I like when you turn your head that way.
12:59I think we got it, Denise.
13:00All right.
13:01So, I'll change.
13:09Hello.
13:11Hi, Mom.
13:11Sorry, I called the floor.
13:12Hi, Sammy.
13:12Oh, it's okay.
13:13Hi, Sammy.
13:14Oh, hi, Mom.
13:15Hi, Mommy.
13:15How are you doing?
13:16Hi.
13:17Hello.
13:17I'm so glad you're here.
13:19Me, too.
13:21Your hair looks crazy.
13:22Come here.
13:23Come here and look what we did.
13:24It looks good.
13:26Hello.
13:26I don't remember what happened.
13:27Oh, my God.
13:28It's okay.
13:29It's so annoying.
13:30So, wait.
13:30You woke up and it was gone?
13:31It got repossessed because I forgot to put the payments on my new card.
13:36It's so...
13:37Well, so it's really not stolen.
13:38I know.
13:39Last time this happened, this has happened since once.
13:41It took me two weeks to get it back.
13:43So...
13:43Yeah.
13:44How do you not know you didn't prepay it?
13:47That's part of being an adult.
13:48It sucks sometimes.
13:50Yeah, Mom.
13:51Like, I'm not ready to be an adult.
13:54Like, it's clear.
13:55I forget things all the time.
13:57I really am like, ugh.
13:58Of course I forgot to pay off my freaking car.
14:00So let's get started.
14:02You met Sammy?
14:03Be careful when you're walking there, please, Denise.
14:06I need to deal with my car.
14:08What kind of makeup are you doing, Sammy?
14:11Um, I have no idea.
14:14What hair are you doing?
14:20For me, like, whenever I'm in a bad headspace,
14:23my friends like to not be serious to get me out of my, like, serious, like, problems.
14:28And so with Sammy, I like to do that sometimes.
14:30What's in there?
14:32I don't...
14:32Lola, why are you, like, asking me a million questions?
14:34Even though she gets really annoyed with me,
14:36I have a feeling maybe it helps her.
14:39Okay, here we go.
14:40My mom's hair looks so pretty.
14:41Oh, she looks so pretty.
14:42Oh, that is so hot.
14:44Look at it.
14:45We need more wind on the hair.
14:49Denise, nice.
14:50That's it.
14:51That's just underwear, underwear.
14:53Sorry.
14:53I mean, I can retouch it.
14:56I always admire you when you're shooting, Mom.
14:58I mean, obviously, she's good in front of the camera
15:00because she's done it for so long.
15:01When you're in front of a camera and it's...
15:03She's just so animated.
15:04I don't know how she does it.
15:07You are very good, like, moving around.
15:09I just never know what to do.
15:11When I first started modeling, I was so self-conscious.
15:14I didn't know where to put my hands, where to do this.
15:17Even when I take Instagram photos, I never know what to do.
15:20Oh, this looks so good.
15:22I love a good smokey eye.
15:23We're going to do the group shot.
15:25Okay.
15:25Perfect.
15:26So then we'll do the white on the other.
15:27Okay.
15:28This is what we put on our face
15:31so we don't get makeup on the wardrobe.
15:37Lola.
15:38So I don't get makeup on.
15:40Oh, my God, Mom.
15:42What?
15:43Nothing.
15:45Mom?
15:46This isn't, like, flattering.
15:48Yeah.
15:49I don't feel pretty at all.
15:51I don't either.
15:53You're a potato sack, and I'm in a trash bag.
15:58I am a clown.
16:04Eloise is here.
16:06Weasley's here.
16:07Hi.
16:08Hi, Weasley.
16:09Thank you so much.
16:10For you standing, you guys, it's all just going to be close and tight.
16:13We could make it off the shoulder a little bit.
16:15Okay, ladies, ready?
16:16Here we go.
16:17Oh, look at that.
16:17Lola?
16:20Sorry.
16:21Come on, bring it, Lola.
16:22Good.
16:23I was watching them.
16:26I was trying not to make an issue, being so happy.
16:29Yes, look at that.
16:30All right, Lola, bring it.
16:32I think probably if I back off a little bit, they will come together again.
16:38Beautiful, you guys.
16:39We're just going to get another shot.
16:49I can get just you and Lola.
16:50Face each other, please.
16:51What's your good side?
16:52Good side.
16:53Okay, good.
16:54Oh, that's it.
16:54I like that.
16:55Yeah, look at you guys.
16:58Nice.
16:58I've always looked up to Gigi and Bella Hadid's photos together, and I've always wanted Sammy
17:04and I to be like them.
17:05Oh, I love that.
17:07Sammy would hate that I say that, but I was excited.
17:10I mean, yeah, part of me did it because I had no choice, and the other part of me did
17:14it because I know in the future, me and Lola are going to look at that and just be so happy
17:18we have those photos together.
17:19Okay, I got it.
17:20Thank you, guys.
17:21Yay.
17:22Thank you so much.
17:24Like, deep down, I know me and her are going to be on good terms again soon, so.
17:29Good job, Sammy.
17:30Thanks.
17:31At least I hope so.
17:34So we're going to get one more shot.
17:36We're going to get a group shot.
17:37Yeah.
17:37With you ladies.
17:39All right, we're going to do that.
17:40Perfect.
17:40Okay.
17:40Oh, my gosh.
17:45This looks amazing.
17:47All right, you guys, you ready?
17:49You almost ready, girlfriend?
17:51I just want to make sure.
17:52Okay, okay.
17:53We're going to emulate the other shot.
17:55Oh, my God.
17:56Oh, my gosh.
17:58Eloise, you are a little baby.
18:00Look at how cute you guys are.
18:02All right, are we ready?
18:03We're ready to rock and roll.
18:04It'll be good.
18:05I can't believe it's been 10 years.
18:08It's so bittersweet.
18:09I'm so proud to see my girls grow up into these young, beautiful women.
18:16That, to me, is, like, the most important thing.
18:19Mom, you should go in the middle.
18:21I was on this side.
18:22Eloise, Mom's going to carry you.
18:25I'm not going to carry her.
18:26I'm kidding.
18:28I've always been one that likes to bring the family together.
18:31Here we are, girls.
18:33I want you guys to, like, repair your relationship.
18:36I feel I succeeded having this family picture with me and the girls.
18:42Oh, this is so exciting.
18:45But I try to bring the normalcy to our craziness as much as possible.
18:51Oh, my God.
18:52Look at how everybody's just so much taller these days.
18:55Smile.
18:56I love it.
18:57Oh, you guys.
18:58That's so cute.
18:59That's it.
19:01That's it.
19:02Oh, I love it.
19:04Yeah, you guys.
19:05Oh, yeah.
19:07Look at that.
19:08Woo!
19:08Yeah.
19:10Nice.
19:11Yeah, good.
19:12Yeah, exactly.
19:13Thank you so much.
19:15Okay, yeah.
19:15Ten years ago, I was definitely in the midst of a, probably had a phone call from their
19:22dad or some who got a call from my publicist, like, oh, this story is going to be coming
19:27out.
19:27And I'm like, oh, that's great.
19:28And I have to go do a shoot.
19:30This time, I'm, like, worried about my kids showing up to the damn photo shoot.
19:36But I'm glad that that's my worry and not the worry I had ten years ago.
19:41That's cute.
19:42Look at that, you guys.
19:44Oh, these are cute.
19:46That was so fun.
19:48Thank you, thank you for doing this.
19:50Yeah, of course.
19:51And, you know, it means a lot to me.
19:52I know it hasn't been easy.
19:55No, I'm glad that we did it.
19:56It was nice.
19:56But I'm very proud that you were able to suck it up and do these pictures and be professionals.
20:02You guys did such a great job.
20:04Right?
20:05I would love to do this photo shoot again ten years from now.
20:09It could be three generations.
20:11I wonder if our kids will get along.
20:13Definitely not.
20:14Let's hope so.
20:15Why not?
20:16They should get along.
20:17Give us all a hug.
20:18A group hug.
20:19You're not going to touch my movies.
20:21Don't worry.
20:22Okay.
20:23Thank you, everyone.
20:27You're so a werewolf.
20:28So today, as of a couple hours ago, Lola has apologized for everything.
20:38And I think we can finally, like, move into the right direction of being on good terms again.
20:44So I'm excited.
20:45I have been wanting these girls to be friends again.
20:48And now they get along when they could not get along for s***.
20:54But I'm glad.
20:55It might not seem like it, but this is one big happy family.
20:59Ish.
21:00It is.
21:01I didn't realize how much I miss talking to her.
21:04Now I call her probably 20 times a day.
21:07That's funny because I don't even remember unblocking her.
21:10Let's end it on a good mom.
21:11You're bursting my earphones out.
21:12Oh, I am sorry.