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00:30It's amazing.
00:38He was here a while ago, right?
00:41Yes, I was outside.
00:44We were sitting side by side in the cold.
00:47It's hard to gather so many people on a weekend.
00:53I'm serious.
00:55I'm serious, really.
00:57Recently, I've been working on a movie.
01:02I've worked with a lot of actresses.
01:06You've worked with a lot of actresses?
01:09No, no, I can't say I've worked with them.
01:11That's what I said before.
01:15You've worked with young actresses, like Ayumi Nakajo.
01:23You've worked with Moca, right?
01:27Yes, I've worked with Moca.
01:29I've heard from Moca that
01:31when Hiroka Yakushimaru comes as a guest,
01:34she doesn't say a word.
01:37What does that mean?
01:39She wants people to think she's a good person.
01:43No, no, I'm serious.
01:45We're always like that.
01:47When people get too interested,
01:48we want people to think she's a good person.
01:50Speaking of which, I just remembered.
01:53What is it?
01:54I was in a Korean movie last year.
01:57The main character was Hyun Bin.
02:00You know, the character in Love Uncertainty.
02:02And Hyun Bin is just like the character in Love Uncertainty.
02:07He's very quiet, gentle, and kind.
02:13Yes, I can say that.
02:15But when I talk on the radio,
02:16Hyun Bin sends me a letter.
02:18And when I was talking to him during my free time,
02:22he said the reason why Love Uncertainty became a hit
02:26was because of you.
02:30I was like, really?
02:33I was like, really?
02:35And at that time,
02:37I hadn't met you or Hyun Bin yet.
02:41But when I asked him,
02:44he told me a lot about Love Uncertainty on the radio.
02:47I was so glad that Love Uncertainty became a hit.
02:50So I sent him a letter to express my gratitude.
02:56That's amazing, isn't it?
02:58I thought it was amazing.
03:00And when Hyun Bin came to Japan,
03:04I promised to meet him.
03:06I was so grateful.
03:09So I said,
03:10I want to say thank you to you.
03:14That's amazing.
03:16My wife was there.
03:18So I said thank you.
03:20But he didn't say a word.
03:25He didn't say a word.
03:27He didn't say a word in the first episode.
03:31And he didn't say a word in the second episode.
03:34So I said,
03:36He didn't say a word.
03:38He was like this.
03:40He didn't say a word.
03:42Of course, he didn't speak Korean.
03:44But I have a translator friend.
03:48You gave a speech at Son Ye Jin's event.
03:51Yes, yes, yes.
03:52He was so close to you.
03:56I wanted him to think you were a good person.
03:59He was like that to Hyun Bin,
04:01but to Son Ye Jin.
04:03I was at Son Ye Jin's event.
04:07Yes, at the fan meeting.
04:09He didn't say a word.
04:12From the first episode to the second episode,
04:14we were in the same car.
04:16Hyun Bin was in another car.
04:19In the middle of the car,
04:23I called my wife and daughter.
04:26You were so good.
04:28I was so impressed.
04:31You imitated me.
04:35You were so good.
04:37You did it in front of everyone.
04:39You didn't say a word when you got there.
04:42No, no, no.
04:44It's really like that.
04:46I didn't expect the people watching
04:48to be so close to me.
04:50Yes.
04:52The image of the role we were watching
04:56is the same as you two.
04:58It's the same.
05:00It's beautiful.
05:02How can you speak so normally?
05:06I didn't know him.
05:09We were in the same movie.
05:11I thought it was a lie.
05:13What movie was it?
05:15It's being released in Korea now.
05:19I don't understand Korean.
05:21Is it true?
05:23Yes.
05:25It feels strange.
05:27Even I can't speak Korean.
05:30But you two are so close.
05:33You two were talking.
05:35It wasn't in Korean.
05:37But you two were so close.
05:40I can't speak Korean at all.
05:44I don't know why I can't speak Korean.
05:48But I didn't want to leave you.
05:52You two are a wonderful couple.
05:54I've been invited to your wedding several times.
05:57Why?
05:59Will it end with that?
06:01Yes.
06:03I'll see you again at another job.
06:05Why?
06:07Why will it end?
06:09You're an illustrator.
06:11It's strange that an illustrator
06:14is seeing you.
06:16You're an illustrator.
06:19It's good to be an actor.
06:21But why are you seeing him?
06:24I'm starving today.
06:29We were supposed to have a meal together after this.
06:34But I got a call in the morning.
06:36I didn't go out.
06:38I was in the office.
06:40I said, I'm starving today.
06:43I'm starving.
06:45I can't go to dinner.
06:47Will you get angry if I say this?
06:50I'll be honest if I get angry.
06:52But I won't get angry.
06:54I was going to ask why you got hungry.
06:56But you didn't say it.
06:58I won't say it.
07:00I went to have a meal.
07:03It was the first time to eat Oyako-don.
07:05I was eating it.
07:08I thought it was delicious.
07:10My family members were eating chicken.
07:13Oyako-don?
07:15It was Oyako-don.
07:17It was Tamago-don.
07:19I thought it was Tamago-don.
07:21When I got home,
07:23it was late at night.
07:25It was painful.
07:28Do you understand?
07:30Like Masuo-san?
07:32Masuo-san?
07:34It was painful.
07:37I went to bed.
07:39It was late at night.
07:41My family members cleaned up.
07:44I understood.
07:47You threw it away.
07:49It was a little raw.
07:52Oyako-don is a rare food now.
07:56Oyako-don is rare until it turns white like a candy.
07:59Mr. Bei said he had a stomachache.
08:02I said I could do it anytime.
08:04I used a painkiller.
08:06I always put it on.
08:09It was painful.
08:11We were walking with such a small bag.
08:13We lived in Paris Hilton.
08:18I have to be careful.
08:20I don't do it only today.
08:22I do it every day in private.
08:26I need a stopper.
08:29Mr. Yamamoto, the stylist,
08:31made a stopper for me.
08:34Is it weak?
08:37At the end of the year,
08:39I had a stomachache.
08:41I have a weak liver.
08:43If I let my guard down, I'll have a stomachache.
08:46If I didn't have this medicine,
08:48I wouldn't be here now.
08:51I don't know where I have a stomachache.
08:53I was in a bad condition.
08:56I was in a bad condition.
08:58I was in a bad condition.
09:00I was in a bad condition.
09:03I used to carry this around.
09:07It was during the pandemic.
09:10At that time,
09:12restaurants were only open until 8 o'clock.
09:14I went to a Chinese restaurant
09:16that I used to go to a lot.
09:18I ate with the driver.
09:21I was in a bad condition.
09:23When I was about to go to the bathroom,
09:25my daughter came out of the kitchen.
09:27She said,
09:29it's been a long time.
09:31My mother passed away.
09:33I asked her,
09:35did my mother pass away?
09:38After hearing that,
09:40I went to the bathroom.
09:43I didn't do anything.
09:45I got out of the bathroom.
09:47I got in the car.
09:49I went to the bathroom.
09:51I didn't know that
09:53the convenience store
09:55was no longer open.
09:57I didn't know that.
09:59I didn't know that.
10:01The moment I thought
10:03I couldn't do it anymore,
10:05I thought it was pretty hard
10:07to get from here to my house.
10:09to my house.
10:11to my house.
10:13I was in a bad condition.
10:15I was in a bad condition.
10:17The driver was
10:19a Filipino boy.
10:21I sat around the store.
10:23I was sick of what I had to do.
10:25I was swollen a lot on the road.
10:27It was too much
10:29suffered by only a little bit.
10:31I was swollen a lot.
10:33It was like Mr. Yanigasan at the Taientai.
10:35It was like Mr. Yanigasan at the Taientai.
10:37When I arrived at the Ebisu station,
10:39I was really swollen.
10:41It was strange.
10:43I thought I was stuck.
10:45But if I could, I would do it.
10:47Right?
10:47Yes.
10:48If I could, I would sit like this.
10:51And so, the Filipino guy, Topaz,
10:54I gave Topaz instructions.
10:56I said, Topaz,
10:57I always ask you to get off in front of my apartment,
11:00but this time, it's like this.
11:02You told him that?
11:03Yes.
11:04I told him to go to the parking lot.
11:05I would go up from the parking lot.
11:07And he said,
11:08Are you serious? Are you serious?
11:10I couldn't understand what he was saying.
11:13And,
11:14When I went to the parking lot,
11:16he told me to prepare this.
11:17A trash bag,
11:18a pair of pants,
11:19clothes, a bath towel,
11:20and a tissue.
11:21That's what he told me.
11:22In a parking lot like that,
11:24you would do that?
11:26No, because,
11:27I couldn't get on the elevator
11:29while I was soaking wet.
11:30Ah, I see.
11:31So, in the parking lot,
11:32I would do it completely in the car.
11:33After you cleaned it up?
11:34And then,
11:35I would bring a tissue,
11:36put on my pants,
11:37and do it there.
11:38He told me to bring a bath towel that I could throw away.
11:40A long time ago,
11:41I drew a picture of Fukuyama-kun
11:43with a bath towel on it.
11:45He said,
11:46This is too delicate.
11:47Of course.
11:48This is too delicate.
11:49You don't have it.
11:50He was so pissed off.
11:54So,
11:55I threw everything away.
11:57He told me to bring a new bath towel.
11:58A new one.
11:59I wiped my body with it,
12:00I got on the elevator,
12:01and I threw away the rest in the trash bag.
12:03About two months later,
12:05I quit Topaz-kun.
12:08That was the trigger.
12:10Poor Topaz-kun.
12:12So, please tell me.
12:13I can do it anytime.
12:15No, no, no.
12:16You can do it anytime.
12:17You are really great.
12:18You have such a person.
12:20But,
12:21it's good.
12:22You are good friends with your wife.
12:26Even though you threw everything away,
12:28your wife said,
12:29Yes, yes.
12:30How do you do it?
12:31Your wife who does it for you
12:32is not everyone.
12:34No, really.
12:35I'm just saying this.
12:37I'm really
12:38crazy.
12:40At this age,
12:41you can do it
12:42because you've been doing it for 50 years.
12:44I wonder if there is such a thing.
12:47Instead,
12:48what is it?
12:49Why is there such a person?
12:51The other day,
12:52a picture of the wedding came out.
12:54Is it a picture of a married couple?
12:55Yes, yes, yes.
12:56I'm talking about my wife.
12:58She is cute.
13:00She is cute.
13:02She is cute.
13:03Everyone says,
13:04Your wife is beautiful.
13:06So,
13:07I called her.
13:08Hello.
13:09I just saw the picture of the wedding.
13:12Everyone said,
13:13Your wife is beautiful.
13:16So,
13:17She said,
13:18I'm a pig now.
13:24She said,
13:25Your wife is beautiful.
13:26I said,
13:28She said,
13:29I'm a pig now.
13:32Why are you angry?
13:34She said,
13:35Your wife is beautiful.
13:36I'm a pig now.
13:38I wonder what a woman is like.
13:42I think it's not a good way to praise that day.
13:48I think so, too.
13:49For example,
13:50you often say that the structure of the brain is different.
13:52It is said that men have different brains
13:55when they are full and when they are full.
13:59However, it is said that women's brains
14:02share a lot when they are full and when they are full.
14:04So, when you're full,
14:07you don't feel like you're thinking about something erotic.
14:10It's said that women don't feel like that.
14:12Oh.
14:13See?
14:14Women say,
14:15I'm full, I'm full.
14:17Don't answer like that.
14:20Why is that?
14:22So,
14:24it's different from the structure of the brain.
14:27The structure of the brain is different.
14:30There are people who are completely different.
14:32There is a person named Karina Maruyama.
14:34It's so funny.
14:35I can't send you the address,
14:37but I'll send you an e-mail.
14:39Happy New Year.
14:42Take care of your back.
14:43What does that mean?
14:45What does that mean?
14:48That's a phone call from a Golgo 13 agent.
14:52What kind of phone call is that?
14:55What does that mean?
14:57It's a threat.
14:59It's my habit.
15:01Take care of your back.
15:03You're a soccer player,
15:05so you should take care of your back.
15:08I guess so.
15:10Oh, I see.
15:11That's what you do for a living.
15:13But as expected,
15:15you don't come to the Nen-ga-jo anymore.
15:18That's right.
15:19I've been coming to the Nen-ga-jo.
15:22But I'm looking forward to getting the Nen-ga-jo
15:25and writing it.
15:27In the past,
15:28I was looking forward to getting my Nen-ga-jo
15:31and writing it.
15:33I was looking forward to how many Nen-ga-jo
15:35I could get as a kid.
15:37And whether you could get it or not.
15:39I could get it.
15:40It's not a big deal.
15:42But my agent told me to keep it.
15:45I don't know what I could get
15:47with the number.
15:48I don't know what I could get.
15:49I just cut it.
15:50You cut it.
15:51But you could get a good one
15:52like a TV.
15:53I couldn't get that.
15:54You could get that one.
15:55I think it's likely to get it.
15:58Nobody sees that.
16:00I think it's more likely to get it than the lottery.
16:03Why don't you get the lottery?
16:07The lottery.
16:08I buy the lottery every year.
16:11The probability of getting the lottery
16:14is higher than the probability of getting the thunder.
16:17So the probability of getting the thunder
16:19is higher.
16:21What do you mean by the probability of getting the thunder?
16:23In your head.
16:24In my head?
16:25That's right.
16:26The probability of getting the thunder
16:28is higher than the probability of getting the lottery.
16:31What?
16:32The probability of getting the thunder is lower than the probability of getting the thunder.
16:34There was a person who was a lottery critic.
16:38I drew an illustration of his series.
16:41So I know a lot about the lottery.
16:44Everyone who gets the lottery
16:46has the same rule.
16:50What do you think it is?
16:53A person who knows it well.
16:56Isn't that your research?
16:58It's about whether you know it well or not.
17:01I see.
17:02There's a rule.
17:03There's a rule.
17:04So it's a person who buys a lot of lottery tickets.
17:08But what you're saying may not be far away.
17:12That makes me angry.
17:14That's why you're pretending to be nice.
17:15You know the answer.
17:16It may not be far away.
17:17That makes me angry.
17:18What you're saying may not be far away.
17:21You're getting close to Manabu-kun.
17:24I don't know what you're talking about.
17:27Regardless of the price, he buys it every time.
17:31It doesn't matter if it's 300 yen or 300,000 yen.
17:34If he doesn't buy it every time,
17:36there aren't many people who win with what they buy once in a while.
17:40That's what I researched.
17:42He buys it every time.
17:44I feel like I'm going to win when I have it.
17:47I've never won because I'm lucky.
17:51I won 300,000 yen.
17:55I won 300,000 yen.
17:56That's amazing.
17:57That's amazing.
17:58The lottery critics have been buying it for many years.
18:02I won 1,000,000 yen once.
18:05But I rarely win 300,000 yen.
18:08I'm a lucky wife.
18:10I sound like a weird guy.
18:13I'm a little embarrassed.
18:15I was being honest.
18:17No!
18:19I don't write essays.
18:21I don't write essays.
18:23It's a seasonal essay.
18:25I'm lucky.
18:28I sound like a weird guy.
18:33Wrinkles, dents, dents on the skin,
18:37creases on the teeth.
18:39It's getting cuter and cuter.
18:42Women should think about this, too.
18:49I've done this a few times.
18:52What do you mean?
18:53I'm getting tired of it.
18:59I don't know if I need this or not.
19:03Maru-san.
19:04Why do men like young women?
19:08It's not like that.
19:10I like women in their 30s more than women in their 20s.
19:16I try not to say their actual age.
19:20It's not like that.
19:21It's not like that.
19:22I understand everything.
19:23But I like women in their 30s more.
19:25But 30 years old is a little younger than us.
19:27Young people are very young.
19:29In terms of liking and disliking,
19:31it's not just young people.
19:33There are a lot of mature women.
19:36There are a lot of them.
19:38It's not the time to say there are a lot of them.
19:41I like mature women.
19:43I like mature AV more.
19:45What are you talking about?
19:47What are you talking about?
19:49There's an editor I know called Zononem.
19:52Who?
19:53There's a guy named Zononem.
19:54He also does rap.
19:56He's been into mature women since he was in his 20s.
20:04When Zononem got married in his 30s,
20:09he had more than 10 wives.
20:13When he got married in his 30s,
20:15he had about 45 wives.
20:17At that time,
20:19the so-called mature women industry
20:21called Zononem a lolicon.
20:26But what I like about Zononem
20:29is that even if he likes young women,
20:31young women are not always young.
20:34But people who like mature women like Zononem
20:36find their wives cuter every day.
20:40Every year,
20:42the wrinkles, dents,
20:46dents on the skin,
20:48and gaps in the teeth
20:50make their wives cuter and cuter.
20:53If that happens,
20:54it's better for women to think about it.
20:57Even the gaps in the teeth?
20:59When the gaps in the teeth appear,
21:01the cuteness increases more and more.
21:03The older a man gets,
21:05the more beautiful his wife looks.
21:09I think my wife is really cute even now.
21:16You've known her since you were a teenager.
21:18Yes, since I was a teenager.
21:20Your wife has a cute face.
21:22Yes, she's really cute.
21:24She's cute.
21:25She called me and said,
21:27this picture is really cute.
21:29The picture at that time was really cute.
21:32Do you want to see it?
21:34But I like your wife's face.
21:38She has a cute face.
21:39No, get out of here.
21:41It's like looking at your wife sexually.
21:45It's not like that.
21:46She has a cute wife.
21:48Yes, yes, yes.
21:49Bring me my bag.
21:52So,
21:53you don't like only young men.
21:58No, I want you to think about that.
22:00Really.
22:01Yes, yes, yes.
22:02This, this, this.
22:05It's a wedding photo.
22:07Yes, yes, yes.
22:12She has a cute face.
22:14Cute face.
22:16Cute.
22:19And this is Bunkin Takashimada.
22:22It's really good.
22:23The picture at that time.
22:24Yes, yes, yes.
22:25I've been thinking that my wife is cute for a long time.
22:30And we're really good friends.
22:32Is there a secret?
22:34Originally, those two were ideal.
22:38I don't know about him, but I like my wife's face.
22:43After all, we have the same taste in faces.
22:46No, get out of here.
22:50No, but this is what both men and women like.
22:54I think it's a pretty strong word to be told that you like your face.
22:59I see.
23:01It's not about kindness.
23:06I see.
23:07The fact that you like your face has the power to calm your anger.
23:13Even if you think it's annoying.
23:17You're a funny guy.
23:19Get out of my house.
23:21I'm going.
23:23When I went to Mr. Bei's house, I took off three buttons on my shirt.
23:28I thought I was appealing.
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