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00:00Dude, how was SNL? You could talk about that.
00:02I got that.
00:02There we go.
00:04It was easier the second time.
00:07But the one thing that sucks is you know what's coming the second time.
00:10So the first time you go through and you're like,
00:11all right, Monday, that was easy.
00:12Tuesday, that was easy.
00:13And then all of a sudden you do everything on Friday.
00:16You film all those pre-recorded sketches.
00:18You film.
00:19So you're there.
00:19We had to get there at like 6.
00:216 a.m.
00:22So you got to like pick up at 5.30 and then you get done at fucking 2 a.m.
00:26And then you got to do the real thing.
00:27And then you wake up the next day.
00:29Why do they do it that way?
00:31I don't know.
00:33That sounds good.
00:33Why not?
00:34Yeah, do that first.
00:35Rest up.
00:36Yeah.
00:36Maybe just to get you jacked up and like juiced up.
00:40I don't know.
00:40Yeah, you know.
00:43It was actually.
00:43I mean, it doesn't matter how late you stay up.
00:45When you do the rehearsal live.
00:46Yeah.
00:47It's the scariest.
00:48If they ever showed that monologue I did.
00:50Oh, yeah.
00:51Nuts.
00:54It's the most nervous I've ever been.
00:56And then the real show, I was uncomfortably not nervous.
00:59That's a good idea.
01:00I was like, oh, this isn't good.
01:01Yeah.
01:01Giving you the run through is a genuinely good idea.
01:04Yeah.
01:04Every sketch, you're nervous.
01:05You're like, I can't read.
01:06That's.
01:06Dude.
01:08Everyone's.
01:08I've talked to people before.
01:09Like, yeah, I can read off a card.
01:10I'm like, dude, I can hardly read books to my kids.
01:12You got to read the card like you're telling a joke.
01:14That's like no.
01:16I don't know.
01:16And then they change the lines in between rehearsal and the real show.
01:19I'll tell you what I would do.
01:20I would fuck the first card up immediately.
01:23And I'd think about it the rest of the time.
01:24And I pick up every single card after that.
01:27So that's my prediction for sure.
01:30So we did rehearsal, and we did another Jamaican church sketch.
01:34And I think I set up so bad.
01:36They were like, it's not that good.
01:38Yeah, that's what happened.
01:39You do a sketch, and then they're like, all right, we're not going to use that.
01:41And you're like, that was my fault, because that was definitely funny.
01:44Now they shouldn't have went back to the well.
01:46Did you make it?
01:47Well, I like to make it.
01:49Well, I love it.
01:50It's funny every single time.
01:52Yeah, the monologue, though, is the scariest.
01:55And it was like, there's Tate McRae fans in the front.
01:58Oh, God.
01:58It's like, oh, man, they're not going to fucking like me talking about Ken Burns.
02:02Yeah.
02:02Just like young.
02:04How did what did they were?
02:05They just didn't like it.
02:06That's cool.
02:07The monologue went well.
02:08But that's cool.
02:09The rehearsal.
02:10Who were the who were the fans?
02:12It was just was it just like attractive ladies sitting up front?
02:15Or was it?
02:15Yeah.
02:17They're the fucking worst.
02:20If you had to pick a demographic that you didn't want,
02:22two rows of in the front is just hot ladies.
02:25Hot young women.
02:26They're no.
02:27And in the way that set up, you saw it was like two sections.
02:30And then everyone else is just in the back of the room.
02:32Yeah.
02:33It's not conducive for stand up.
02:35No.
02:36Unless you have like a point.
02:37They like that.
02:38Yeah.
02:38If a comedian goes out there and makes a fucking good point.
02:41Sure.
02:41Everyone's like, that's incredible.
02:43You can get the hot young babes with good points.
02:46Even if they don't fully understand it, they're like, wow, awesome.
02:50I never thought of it like that.
02:51Yeah.
02:51Hot young babes are blasting what you think you want them.
02:55The one thing that was funny with SNL was the first time tape McCray, by the way, extremely
03:00nice lady.
03:00Yes.
03:01Nice Canadian lady came in.
03:02She was very like, Hey, she was.
03:04So the host screen room here, the musical artist is right across the hall.
03:10And I was like sitting on the couch trying to fucking read freaking out.
03:12Yeah.
03:13And then she walked in.
03:14I was like, I don't know why I did this.
03:16I was just like, she kept walking.
03:19And I was like, oh, that hurts.
03:20But then she came right back in.
03:22I was like, Hey, how are you?
03:22Did you read?
03:23I was like, but then the first thing we did was a sketch where I was in a fucking like
03:31motorized scooter dressed like an animal and she had to sit on my lap.
03:35And right before they're like, Tate, are you okay with this?
03:37Is everything okay?
03:37Are you all right with sitting on his lap?
03:39She was like, yeah, I don't care.
03:40And I was like, no one asked me.
03:41And they're like, Shane, are you?
03:41I was like, yes.
03:45Which seemed really funny at the time until it's literally just me, her and the director.
03:49And I was like, I hope you understand.
03:51I was kidding.
03:52She didn't laugh.
03:53I think she laughed, but I was immediately embarrassed that I did that.
03:57She's like 21.
03:58I'm sitting there like, yes, I'm good with it.
04:00I mean, to be fair, it was very funny.
04:02Yeah.
04:03Funny scene you possibly do.
04:04But yeah, the aftermath of that would have been like, I'm fucking around.
04:07And it was like, we just got done filming the first sketch and I had to rush to that
04:11one.
04:11And they're like, hurry up.
04:12She's got to leave.
04:13And so I was like, sweaty.
04:17It was a nightmare.
04:19And then it was she's like her character was supposed to flirt with me.
04:21And so she was like, we have such a nice thing.
04:23And she like rubbed my chest and in my head.
04:25I was like day.
04:25My chest is definitely so
04:29sitting on me.
04:29I must have.
04:30I must have been four hundred degrees laying on just a hot pillow that was like,
04:36I'm really sorry about this.
04:40I was just kidding when I said I was super happy.
04:42I was just joking about that.
04:43She's like, what?
04:44I'm like a joke.
04:44I told I don't even know if you heard it.
04:46What?
04:47Yeah, I was
04:50definitely felt sweat on my chest.
04:52Damn.
04:53Yeah.
04:53You're in the presence of a diva.
04:59That's so sick, though.
05:00They're like, do you have anything you don't want to do?
05:02I was like, I'm just not going to wear a dress.
05:05I can't do it.
05:06Yeah.
05:06From cat.
05:07You can't, bro.
05:07I was like, what?
05:08I'd be like, yeah, whatever.
05:09It's funny.
05:09I'm not doing anything wrong.
05:10You can't now.
05:11Now it's there's too much.
05:14I put that dress on.
05:15It's over, dude.
05:16No, did he, bro?
05:17You can't.
05:18You can't do it.
05:18No, I'm not.
05:20It's tough, though.
05:21It's tough to speak up at NBC.
05:23It's weird to be in an office.
05:24And they're like, do you have anything?
05:25It's like, I'm just not gonna wear a dress.
05:28Okay.
05:29Okay, dude.
05:30I was like, I mean, you know, is it cat Williams?
05:35You don't need him on your bumper for sure.
05:37Fuck no.