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00:00The best I mean you're about to shave your mustache. I'm gonna look like a lesbian in a week as soon as your mustache
00:05She's gone off. I got a shape of SNL
00:08They can't let you have a stash. No script. They're probably not I would think why
00:14Because like makeup and they put beards
00:21Yeah, I gotta play a bunch of different little characters, I'm gonna play dress-up
00:25That makes sense. I wrote a bunch of sketches for this and I've got ideas for sketches
00:30I would love to hear them right now. All right
00:32What you know the says a Polly achi is in a doctor's office
00:36Yeah
00:36And he goes like I'm so sad and the doctor because you should
00:39She can't see clown and part of that. She's like, you don't understand but the doctor goes she can see Bozo
00:44The clown is one of the best clowns out there, but she's like really
00:48They think Polly achi is a good clown. The doctor goes. He's a fucking terrible clowns. One of the worst clowns I've ever seen
00:54But I actually should kill himself. Anyway, that's one. I just want to sketch
00:57The one I really like is there's a woman who gives birth and she's in the hospital and they go you may notice that
01:03You don't care about Gaza anymore. We notice this with a lot of the first-time mums
01:08Anyway, it's just another idea for a sketch. Okay, that'll be a hit. What about what about a partial birth abortion sketch?
01:14I like that with the heads out, but it's like a silly baby with a lot of attitude
01:18I
01:27Should bring you guys let you guys pitch these and see how fucking scary it would be
01:34It's so scary. You go in you go. I got some good ideas. Yeah
01:40I'll look I'll look them dead in the eye
01:45Beautiful ideas
01:47You want him I got him fuck I forget how mine went what I
01:51Had one idea that I thought was good. It was like a it was a thing about drag queens reading
01:56And a guy me coming into the library and be like what the fuck's going on here. What's this and they're like, it's
02:03You're allowed to do it. It's a public library and be like, well, then I'll do mine. Yeah, and then I do one
02:08Fuck I forget how it went. I remember not drag queen, but it was like
02:12Maybe dressing up like a founding father and doing like an American story time reading and then another guy comes in
02:18It's like what's that fucking drag queen doing?
02:21And then they get the gays stand up for me. They go. It's free speech. It was like, yeah, I forget how it fucking went
02:27That's pretty cool. I remember I remember it was it was a lot better. Yeah
02:32There was a good joke there, but then I got I was like I got that one
02:35That's topical and nobody's gonna get that offended by it. Yeah kind of is playing to both sides here. That's okay
02:41Maybe they'll do it. We brought it up in the first meeting. They're like, that's interesting. Uh,
02:46Here's what we're gonna do. I was like, yeah, you're right. I'm damn. Yeah, dude. I
02:51That's fucking yeah, that's that's scary man. I also didn't want to ruffle any feathers that first time. Yeah
02:55Yeah, I was very you can get in there and ruffle this time. You can flex we've talked about that, too
03:01It's hard to ruffle the feathers on the monologue
03:03Cuz then you got to do sketches
03:06After you said gay and retard in the last that was the first man to say gay and retarded in
03:1220 years on television. That was pretty good
03:15True and people just shrugged that off and said, I don't know under the next one some articles
03:20There was some articles immediately that go that sucked. Well, it's it's so it is so easy to go, bro
03:26I'd go in there and be like fuck you guys. Yeah
03:30You can't get the room you go, holy you feel like the biggest fucking dumbass
03:35They're having to go do stuff with the whole cast. Yeah
03:39And the cast is nice. I know we can be like everybody here is great
03:42You're gonna get on stage by fucking SNL could suck my dick
03:47Yeah, thanks
03:49We'll say this. I would not have been so gracious. I'll just say that I would I would the second
03:54They brought me back. It was like, okay
03:56No, you're I think I'm more open-hearted
03:59You I'd never see you carry around bitterness or resentment you move on with your life and you do the right thing I get
04:11You've done some good work on yourself and it's the best of the Instagram's of all the former enemies when they get in trouble just
04:17It would come out
04:20It was so good though every single that one time this one lady just caught a mean stray
04:25I was just sitting on my couch and I saw this lady like is that Trump hack fucking gone yet?
04:30And I was like, let's take a look at your stand-up
04:33I'm gonna post that right now. Hey everyone. Look how funny this fucking lady is
04:41It was we didn't have that many dogs
04:44No, it was just on my Instagram story. I didn't publicly but I was like, here's a somebody talking shit next story
04:49Is let's take a look at what they do