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00:00It's started. We're shooting on TV.
00:03Hmm.
00:04I like the hand.
00:05What?
00:06The angle of the hand.
00:07What are you doing?
00:08It's good.
00:09I can't do this anymore.
00:12This is what I drew for the Kotatsu project.
00:14When Nobu drew this,
00:16I thought,
00:17wow, humans can do everything with this.
00:21So, for this project,
00:23I want you to draw your favorite erotic picture.
00:26What?
00:27Wow.
00:29I thought,
00:30the more people there are,
00:32the more erotic the picture will be.
00:34Oh, I see.
00:36So, the erotic sense will come out.
00:38Yes, yes.
00:39This is the first person.
00:41Oh.
00:42Ta-da.
00:43Oh.
00:44Mr. Cookie.
00:45First of all, you're good at drawing, right?
00:46Yes, yes, yes.
00:47You did a good job at Koopy.
00:48Yes.
00:49Oh, that was amazing.
00:51You drew a gentle Daigo.
00:52What do you think people who draw this will get?
00:56I've never heard of a person who talks like that.
00:58I've never heard of that.
00:59The erotic picture is flat.
01:03The person's true nature will be revealed by the picture he drew.
01:12Ebichi Darling
01:16This is Cookie's dressing room.
01:20Good morning.
01:21Good morning.
01:22Good morning.
01:23Mr. Cookie.
01:24Good morning.
01:25Good morning.
01:26Good morning.
01:27You're still stylish.
01:29Oh, please.
01:30Fashion check.
01:31No, no, no.
01:32Fashion check.
01:33Not fashion check.
01:34What did you get invited for today, Mr. Cookie?
01:37I got invited for the best song of the Showa era.
01:40Oh, that's good.
01:41I was happy that I could be on a show like this.
01:44Oh, I see.
01:45You haven't been invited much, have you?
01:46Well, no.
01:48I'm not the kind of person to be invited.
01:51Not yet, not yet.
01:52Not yet, not yet.
01:53I'm Ebichi Darling.
01:55Mr. Ebichi Darling is the only TV viewer I've ever invited.
02:00I'm going to add Kanpei and Magic.
02:03Could you write the kanji you like the most?
02:09The kanji I like the most?
02:12I'm not exaggerating.
02:14Oh, are you serious?
02:15I'm serious.
02:16That's true.
02:17I wonder what it is.
02:19I don't know.
02:21Please.
02:22Silver.
02:23Silver is better than gold.
02:26This is where you get the sense.
02:28The one that's not gold.
02:29Maybe silver is cool.
02:30The fact that it's included as a bonus.
02:33There are words you can use.
02:35To me?
02:36Yes.
02:37Which word do you like the most?
02:39Silver.
02:40Silver.
02:41There are a lot of things.
02:42It's cool.
02:43Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
02:44There are a lot of things you can use.
02:47I'm not talking about what I see on TV.
02:53It's big and big.
02:55What is this?
02:56What is this?
02:58What is this?
03:00I wanted to know.
03:02Are you a fortune teller?
03:04Are you a fortune teller?
03:06I'm not a fortune teller.
03:07I'm a fortune teller.
03:08I'm not a fortune teller.
03:09What is this?
03:10So, could you draw the most erotic picture that you like the most?
03:20The most erotic picture that I like the most?
03:22Yes.
03:23Is it okay for me to draw that?
03:25Yes, go ahead.
03:27This is amazing.
03:30I asked you a few questions at the beginning.
03:32Yes.
03:33Did they make any sense?
03:34No.
03:35No?
03:36No.
03:37Did they make any sense?
03:38This is embarrassing.
03:41I finished it in 7 seconds.
03:43Why did you do that?
03:45I was embarrassed.
03:48You don't have to draw it on TV.
03:50I see.
03:51It doesn't matter.
03:52I just drew it because I thought it was erotic.
03:58That's right.
04:00You can choose the color.
04:04I drew it.
04:06This is the most erotic picture that I like the most.
04:08Go ahead.
04:14Yes, yes, yes.
04:16A little bit of armpit hair.
04:18Yes, a little bit of armpit hair.
04:20A little bit of armpit hair.
04:22Yes, yes, yes.
04:24It's not good.
04:26You can't see armpit hair.
04:28This person is beautiful.
04:32You like humans.
04:34You like humans.
04:36That's right.
04:37What about black knees?
04:39Black knees are different.
04:41Black knees are...
04:43How can I say? Black knees?
04:46Is there anyone who has black knees?
04:48Black knees?
04:49Is there anyone who has black knees?
04:51I see.
04:53What did you understand?
04:55What did you understand?
04:56What did you come here to do?
04:57Lastly, please tell us your motto.
05:00My motto?
05:02First of all, your motto and...
05:04What you don't need.
05:06Your motto is what you don't need.
05:08What I don't need is heavy.
05:10As an actor, what I don't need is heavy.
05:12Please tell us your motto.
05:14This is serious, but...
05:16The past is trash.
05:18That's cool.
05:20I can't go back and fix it.
05:22So I'll throw it away with the trash.
05:24That's great.
05:26You can change the future, but you can't change the past.
05:28Thank you very much.
05:31Hey, Corona.
05:34The next target is...
05:36The next target is this person.
05:38Yoshimura.
05:40He's from Haten-ko.
05:42He recently got married.
05:44I was wondering if there was any change in his eroticism.
05:48What kind of erotic picture will the newly-married Haten-ko man draw?
05:53Thank you for your hard work.
05:55I see.
05:57Please sit down.
05:59I can't sit down.
06:01It's starting.
06:03It's already started.
06:05It's been a while since I've been on TV.
06:07It's been a while, hasn't it?
06:09It's like Momotaro.
06:11Is it like Momotaro?
06:17I don't want to see this.
06:19I don't want to see this.
06:21I don't want to see this.
06:23It's not funny at all.
06:25It's not funny at all.
06:28What's your favorite food, Yoshimura?
06:30What's your favorite food, Yoshimura?
06:32Write it down.
06:34What am I supposed to write?
06:36Your favorite food.
06:38I'll write Yakiniku.
06:42Oh, Yakiniku.
06:45What?
06:47It's too difficult.
06:49I'll do as you say.
06:51This face is the best.
06:53No, no, no.
06:55Is it true that you look like you're not dressed up?
06:57No, no, no.
06:59I'm not dressed up.
07:01I'm dressed up.
07:03I've never seen you like this.
07:05After you said Yakiniku.
07:07Yakiniku.
07:09I thought you looked like Yoshimura.
07:11I thought you looked like Yoshimura.
07:13Then,
07:15please draw
07:17your favorite
07:19erotic picture.
07:22This is the real problem.
07:24This is the real problem.
07:26The most erotic picture?
07:28You think so.
07:30No, no, no.
07:32It's not good.
07:34I'll draw it seriously.
07:36Wait a minute.
07:38Have you already drawn it?
07:40No, I haven't.
07:42It's not this.
07:44It's not this.
07:46You've already drawn it.
07:48You've already drawn it.
07:50I can't draw it.
07:52You're a man with a straight face.
07:54You're a man with a straight face.
07:56I've already drawn it.
07:58I'm not good at drawing pictures.
08:02Oh, yes.
08:04This is the head.
08:06This is the head.
08:08This is the head.
08:10This is the skirt.
08:12This is the skirt.
08:14This is the skirt.
08:16What is this?
08:18What is this?
08:20What is this?
08:22It's the beginning of the erotic manga.
08:24That's not good.
08:26You're right.
08:28It's the beginning of the erotic manga.
08:30You're right.
08:34I can't see my face.
08:36Your facial expression is secret.
08:38My facial expression is secret.
08:40I can't see my face.
08:42I can't see my face.
08:44Wait a minute!
08:46Wait a minute!
08:48I don't know what it is, but I have a feeling it's not good.
08:51It's not bad at all.
08:53The third one is...
08:55Ah!
08:57Ah!
08:59It's deep.
09:01It's called Udai.
09:03The story is deep, too.
09:05It's deep.
09:06If you ask me to draw my favorite erotic picture,
09:08I might draw this.
09:10Your own picture?
09:13Ah, I see.
09:15I can't imagine it at all.
09:17I can't imagine it at all.
09:22If you ask me to draw my favorite erotic picture,
09:24I might draw this.
09:26He rushes to the dressing room of Udai.
09:28He rushes to the dressing room of Udai.
09:30He's covered in blood.
09:32Ah, I'm scared.
09:34Good morning.
09:36He's wet.
09:38He's wet.
09:41What are you going to draw today?
09:43I'm going to draw the best song from Showa.
09:46It's called Hyaku.
09:48I won't get drunk.
09:50He won't get drunk.
09:52It's a show about Udai.
09:54It's a show about Udai.
09:56It's a show about Udai.
09:58It's a TV program.
10:00What is that?
10:02It's a program about Udai.
10:04It's a show about Udai.
10:06It's a show about Udai.
10:08Who is the person you respect the most in the history of Udai?
10:15Let me see...
10:17His looks...
10:19He is so chubby.
10:24He looks like he has double eyelids.
10:31Mr. Udai, do you freeze your dressing room like this?
10:37Are you dead?
10:40I wasn't aware of it at all.
10:43Who is the person you respect the most in the history of Udai?
10:49Mr. Osamu Setsuka.
10:51There are adult manga and children's manga.
10:57I think he has tried many things.
11:03What is your favorite manga?
11:06According to Adolphe...
11:09According to Adolphe...
11:14He was on the show, wasn't he?
11:19Mr. Udai...
11:22What is the word that makes you happy?
11:25I'm curious.
11:30What is the word that makes you happy?
11:33He is cute.
11:35He is unexpectedly cute.
11:38I've never thought that. I'm sorry.
11:41Are you kidding? I thought he was cute, too.
11:44He is strange and scary.
11:49You've never had a meal with him, have you?
11:52No, I haven't.
11:54He is cute as usual.
11:56I've never had a meal with these two.
11:58It's a reflection.
12:01It's like moving at high speed.
12:05May I ask you a question?
12:07Yes.
12:09What is Udai's favorite erotic picture?
12:16It's an erotic picture.
12:18What do you think?
12:20Actually, I like things that are quite direct.
12:26May I ask you to draw it freely?
12:29Please draw it.
12:31Really?
12:33Look at his face. It's getting erotic.
12:36He looks like an old man.
12:39It's getting erotic.
12:41I really want to see it.
12:43What do you think is erotic?
12:46There is something hidden.
12:48I've finished.
12:51What is the title of the picture?
12:54Come on.
12:56Come on?
12:58What does it mean?
13:00I don't know. Let's see.
13:02It's just as it is.
13:08It's wonderful.
13:12It's just as it is.
13:14Of course, it will be blurred.
13:18It's a well-known back posture.
13:20It's a woman's posture.
13:22I think there is a woman who likes to show off.
13:25It's a woman's posture.
13:27She is showing off her back posture.
13:29She is showing off her back posture.
13:31She is showing off her back posture.
13:33As you can see, it's steaming.
13:37It's hot.
13:39It's like a rice ball.
13:42I thought it was a Tenshin.
13:46It's like a foot.
13:48It's like a foot.
13:50It's amazing.
13:52A beautiful woman is showing off her back posture.
13:56But when it comes to such an act, she is so free.
14:00It doesn't have to be beautiful.
14:03It doesn't have to be beautiful.
14:05Wait a minute.
14:08It doesn't have to be beautiful.
14:10I'm talking about a legendary criminal.
14:13I'm interviewing a legendary criminal.
14:16It doesn't have to be beautiful.
14:19Ideally, I want her to be in a state of dissatisfaction.
14:27And...
14:30I want her to be in a state where she can do anything.
14:38It doesn't have to be that she loves Udai.
14:42I see.
14:44It doesn't have to be that she loves Udai.
14:47I'm sorry, but it's a TV show.
14:51That's right.
14:53He finally said it.
14:56I would like to see one more.
15:00That was a good one.
15:03Did you two drink together?
15:07My junior came later.
15:10I went with Udai the other day.
15:13Makio.
15:14I went with Makio.
15:16He is the last one in the entertainment world.
15:19He is the last one in the entertainment world.
15:22Go ahead.
15:30Can I go home now?
15:33Let's wait, Nobu-san.
15:35I wrote about five lines.
15:37Let's wait, Nobu-san.
15:39I wrote about five lines.
15:41This time is important.
15:42I'm sorry.
15:44I'm sorry.
15:46I'm not in a hurry.
15:48The title is...
15:50That's it.
15:52That's it.
15:54Go ahead, Udai-san.
16:00Straight.
16:02From the front to the back.
16:07Straight.
16:09Can you see it like this?
16:10You are wearing M-shaped sleeves.
16:14It's aluminum.
16:16It's hidden.
16:18Sometimes rice balls are stored in aluminum.
16:25I feel like it's important.
16:29Aluminum is more important than wrapping.
16:31I feel like I'm keeping the temperature.
16:36You have a lot of intestines.
16:40It's like a press conference.
16:43This is the last one.
16:46Udai-san's...
16:48Self-introduction.
16:50You can say whatever you want.
16:55I think it's better to talk about Udai-san.
17:01I heard it.
17:03Your self-introduction.
17:06I know who I am.
17:10When I pull out my hand.
17:13When I lie.
17:15Even if people misunderstand me.
17:18Even if there is a strange rumor.
17:21I know everything.
17:24What a word.
17:27I think that's enough.
17:29Even if people don't understand me.
17:33You are like a prisoner.
17:36He is like a prisoner.
17:41The last target is...
17:43Udai's secret.
17:46Who is he?
17:48Udo.
17:50That's amazing.
17:52Udo-san is called by a fake program.
17:59Udo-san.
18:06Udo-san.
18:08Hello, Udo-san.
18:10Why?
18:12You were looking at the memo again.
18:14Memo again.
18:16Memo again.
18:18T-shirt.
18:20The color of the T-shirt is different.
18:22The color of your T-shirt is different.
18:24Udo-san, what did you call me today?
18:27I called you because I wanted to PR.
18:32Udo-san.
18:34I don't have this.
18:36It's dangerous.
18:38It's a shame.
18:40If I don't have a sofa, I will die.
18:45I'm alive because I happened to have it.
18:48Udo-san, can you write your favorite kanji?
18:52That's true.
18:57Toubo.
18:59That's true.
19:03What should I write?
19:09What?
19:11Are you playing a game?
19:16Are you being bitten?
19:19That's fast.
19:21Do you have a favorite kanji?
19:24Please.
19:27Ten.
19:33Do you have a favorite kanji of Amano-san?
19:38That's true.
19:40Amano-kun.
19:42That's amazing.
19:45I'm embarrassed because I'm a comedian.
19:48But I don't have that.
19:50I don't have that.
19:52I'm scared.
19:59Udo-san, what did you call me today?
20:03Udo-san, please write your favorite erotic picture.
20:14I don't know at all.
20:16Udo-san's favorite erotic picture.
20:19I'm so worried.
20:21But it's fast.
20:23It's faster than Udai.
20:25Udai is still like this.
20:28He's touching his forehead.
20:30He's touching his brain.
20:32He's touching his forehead.
20:39It's hot.
20:41It's like he's getting a powder massage.
20:50Is this it?
20:52Let's go.
20:54Please.
20:56This is it.
20:57It's an erotic picture.
20:59It's an erotic picture.
21:02It's a shower.
21:04He's taking a shower.
21:06It's a picture of a woman taking a shower from a thin glass Udo.
21:12This is Udo-san.
21:14This is Udo-san.
21:16You can't look at it.
21:18You can't look at it and you want to look at it.
21:21It's a picture of a woman in a wet shower.
21:24It's amazing.
21:26I'm embarrassed.
21:27Are you embarrassed?
21:29I feel like I'm being ignored.
21:32I'm embarrassed.
21:34By the way, how old are you?
21:37I'm 58 years old.
21:39You're 58 years old?
21:41No, I only go there once.
21:43Can you come and go?
21:45I just got a picture from the staff.
21:48It's a proof that Udo-san was peeping at the bathroom.
21:53It's an arrest.
21:54It's an arrest.
21:56I see.
21:58It's an arrest.
22:00It's an arrest.
22:02It's an arrest.
22:04It's an arrest.
22:06Udo-san looks fine.
22:10I see.
22:12I should have done this more.
22:15Where did you post it?
22:17From the beginning to the end.
22:19I'm sorry.
22:22Are you regretting everything?
22:24I don't think I have to regret it.
22:26I'm sorry, I didn't do anything this time either.
22:28That was close.
22:30I'm glad there was nothing.
22:32I just happened to be alive.
22:35I want to teach you fencing.
22:38The second part.
22:40The main character is Yusuke, who broke the giant's head.
22:43Fencing is my business!
22:46If you're going to teach me fencing, take it from me!
22:47Get out of my way!
22:49He's practicing ignoring the bell.
22:53You're injuring me!
22:56He's streaming past episodes on Terasa TV.
23:00Watch it!
23:02Udo-san, you don't have this?