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00:30This is the power of softball.
00:32Downswing.
00:34This is the power of softball.
00:36Downswing.
00:38Downswing.
00:46Shouten no Jikan ga Yatte Marimashita. Shikai no Shunputei Shota desu.
00:50Engei wa sanshuu renzoku aisare tsuzukeru pingenin tokushuu.
00:54To iu kote, nishiume no kyou wa,
00:56Yonaka no chotto shita koto wo tsubiaichau.
00:59Tsubuyaki Shiro san desu. Douzo.
01:10Ano, ano, nanka mukatsuku toki wa ne.
01:13Nanka mukatsuku toki ne, ano.
01:15Nanka, hamigahiko te, ano, minna saigo made tsukaitai janai?
01:18Dakara, koi, sugoi shiboru yo ne.
01:20Sugoi shibotte, saigo no itteki made to omonda kedo,
01:23Saigo atsuko, saki cho katai kara,
01:25Kou yatte mo denai kara, kou,
01:27Kou yaru yo.
01:28Kou yaru to, chotto dake den de,
01:30Chotto dake den de, sore wo haburashi de, hikkon jaun da yo ne.
01:33Hikkon jaun da yo, kore.
01:35Katate de dame no, futatsu no chikara ga hisu yo,
01:38Itsu ni natte mukatsuku no da yo ne.
01:40Mukatsuku no ga, ano, ano,
01:42Windbreakers no, chuugakusei toka ga kite iru,
01:44Jarji no, shaka shaka suru yatsu.
01:46Are tte, eri ni ii no datto,
01:49Chaku ga tsuitete, chaku turutte akeru to,
01:51Perappera dakedo, ano,
01:52Food mitai no ga den da yo ne.
01:54Demo, ikkai detara,
01:56Nidoto moto ni wa modoran.
01:58Modoru yo.
01:59Modoru kedo mo,
02:00Boko boko nan da yo ne.
02:01Kimochi yaru yo.
02:02Kirei na.
02:03Ano koro no aitsu ni wa,
02:04Nidoto ome ni kakarenai da yo ne.
02:06Ato mukatsuku no,
02:07Ano, zeri,
02:09Hyaku gojen ga,
02:10Kappu gata no,
02:11Arui ne,
02:12Furutsu zeri mitai,
02:13Furutsu da mitai yo ne.
02:14Ue no biniru wo,
02:16Zeri tte,
02:17Aketara, sugu zeri nan da yo ne.
02:19Yohaku nai,
02:20Aketa sugu zeri tte,
02:21Ano, nan da,
02:22Aru janai,
02:23Genkan akete,
02:24Sugu kaidan mitai na ie.
02:25Sou, yohaku zero nan da yo ne.
02:27Akete,
02:28Nan darou na,
02:29Tsuyu?
02:30Tsuyu tsu no wa,
02:31Zeri no kono,
02:32Saisho,
02:33Su,
02:34Su ne.
02:35Minna,
02:36Zeri no saisho wa,
02:37Su kara hajimanda yo ne.
02:38Welcome, zeri.
02:39Kirei ni,
02:40Gyutte,
02:41Biniru wo muku to,
02:42Omotta yori,
02:43Kurun tte natteru ne.
02:45Suge kurun tte natteru kara,
02:47Tsukue ni dou oite mo,
02:48Beto beto,
02:49Oite,
02:50Yoku moku ka na,
02:51Tte omocchanai.
02:52Ato mukatsuku no ga,
02:53Tsukue,
02:54Desuku to ka kaisha de,
02:55Tonari no yatsu no,
02:56Pasokon no utsu oto ga,
02:57Urusei yatsu ne.
02:58Ta ta ta,
02:59Taan tte,
03:00Enter key,
03:01Taan tte,
03:02Jibun no rizumu de,
03:03Shigoto shite masu yo,
03:04Tte no ga,
03:05Doki doki,
03:06Omae no pasokon no ue de,
03:07Suika tabete yarou ka.
03:08Uzai no yo,
03:09Uzai,
03:10Are gura uzai ne,
03:11Ano,
03:12Kuruma unten shite tara,
03:13Uzai,
03:14Are gura uzai ne,
03:15Ano,
03:16Kuruma unten shite tara,
03:17Jyutai ni hamaccha tte,
03:18Jyutai no toki tte,
03:19Mou ugokanai kara,
03:20Onaji kuruma de,
03:21Mae mo zutto onaji kuruma da kara,
03:22Aki chatta no ka na,
03:23Ushiro ni notteru,
03:24Ano,
03:25Kodomo ga kocchi muite,
03:26Ore ni zutto,
03:27Janken o idonde kuru,
03:28Uzai,
03:29Saisho ga kawaii no,
03:30Ahaha,
03:31Tte yatten da kedo,
03:32Hateshi nai nda,
03:33Zutto,
03:34Katou ga makeyou ga,
03:35Kankei nai nda kara,
03:36Janken,
03:38Ahaha,
03:39Mukatsukun da ne,
03:40Ato ne,
03:41Mukatsukun,
03:42Nanka,
03:43Ano,
03:44Supa de okae mono shitetara,
03:45Ano,
03:46Yusen de kyoku ga nagarete te,
03:47Ano,
03:48Aore kono kyoku suki nan da yo na,
03:49Nante,
03:50Hmmm,
03:51Soro soro sabida zo,
03:52Tte toki ni,
03:53Gyoumu renraku,
03:54Gyouumu renraku,
03:55Ahahaha,
03:56Ima,
03:57Chotto zurashite kure iru ya,
03:58Sabi kiken no ni sa,
03:59Gyoumu renraku no ato,
04:00Mou sabi kike nai cha,
04:01Mukatsukun da ne,
04:02Ato mukatsukun,
04:03Ano,
04:04I was like, which way should I go?
04:08I had to make her walk.
04:10I wanted to put pressure on her.
04:12I was like, hello.
04:14Hello.
04:16Hello.
04:18I was just being greeted by her.
04:20I couldn't talk to her.
04:22I was like, what are you waiting for?
04:24That time was a waste.
04:26It was a waste.
04:28I was on the train.
04:30I arrived at the station.
04:32The door was open.
04:34There were people getting off the train.
04:36I wanted to get off.
04:38But no one was getting off.
04:40What was that?
04:42It was a waste.
04:44It was embarrassing to go back.
04:46It was annoying.
04:48At the concert,
04:50everyone was waving the penlight
04:52because it was a ballad.
04:54But when the person next to me
04:56was doing the opposite,
04:58we were bumping into each other.
05:00It was so annoying.
05:02It was so annoying.
05:04I gave her a good answer,
05:06but she didn't give me a penlight.
05:08It was so annoying.
05:58It's time to say goodbye.
06:00First of all,
06:02let's hear from the major leaguers.
06:04Is it because of the weather?
06:06Shota, the host,
06:08bites a lot.
06:10Spring has come.
06:12That's what he said.
06:16Yesterday,
06:18I went to work
06:20with the host
06:22at Sodegaura in Chiba.
06:24Shota said,
06:26it was so cheap.
06:28But when I looked back,
06:30it said Chinese.
06:32It's important to know the essence.
06:34Ichinosuke knows the difference.
06:40After work,
06:42I went into my room.
06:44Before I turned on the light,
06:46I tried to take off my socks.
06:48I couldn't do it well.
06:50I stumbled and hit my head
06:52on the cabinet.
06:54I thought,
06:56I'm in trouble.
07:02Next, we'll go to Tosa City,
07:04Kochi Prefecture.
07:06Nowadays,
07:08people use SNS.
07:10Tosa's bonito is delicious
07:12because it's seasoned with salt.
07:14Harenosuke Tatekawa
07:16is going to give a speech.
07:18I heard that the price of goods
07:20has gone up.
07:22I told the members
07:24to raise their hands
07:26before I do.
07:28This is Kouraku-chan.
07:34The other day,
07:36Kouraku-san's children
07:38had a party
07:40to celebrate
07:42their 7th anniversary.
07:44Among 600 people,
07:46Kouraku-san
07:48took the camera
07:50and staff
07:52and came to me
07:54with a loud voice.
07:56He said,
07:58Miyaji-kun,
08:00how much will you pay today?
08:02I said,
08:04300,000 yen.
08:06But the atmosphere
08:08was strange.
08:10I said,
08:12I haven't paid that much
08:14and I don't have time to pay.
08:16Please don't ask that question.
08:18This is Miyaji.
08:20This is Yamada.
08:26Everyone,
08:28if you have a good answer,
08:30I'll give you a Zabuton.
08:32If you get 10 Zabutons,
08:34I'll give you a great prize.
08:36Do your best.
08:38I'll go.
08:40The first one.
08:42From tomorrow,
08:44it's the day of spring.
08:46Many people go to the grave.
08:48It's good to go to the grave
08:50with your family,
08:52but some people
08:54don't like it.
08:56Please tell us
08:58why you don't like it.
09:00There are many ways to go to the grave,
09:02but I don't like it.
09:04Taihei-san.
09:06I don't like going to the grave.
09:08It's not good luck
09:10to go to the grave.
09:14Yamada-san,
09:16please raise your hand.
09:18It's good luck.
09:24Ishinosuke-san.
09:26I don't like it.
09:28I don't like going to the grave.
09:30It's not good luck
09:32to go to the grave.
09:40I'm sorry.
09:42Miyaji-san,
09:44Miyaji-san.
09:46I don't like going to the grave.
09:48When I go to the grave,
09:50I hear a voice
09:52from inside.
09:58Koratsu-san.
10:00I don't like going to the grave.
10:02It's not good luck
10:04to go to the grave.
10:08Toyoda-san.
10:10I don't like going to the grave.
10:12It's not good luck
10:14to go to the grave.
10:20Harunosuke-san.
10:22I don't like going to the grave.
10:24It's not good luck
10:26to go to the grave.
10:34Taihei-san.
10:36I don't like going to the grave.
10:38It's not good luck
10:40to go to the grave.
10:46Miyaji-san.
10:48I don't like going to the grave.
10:50I have to dance
10:52with the flowers in my mouth.
11:00What kind of rule is that?
11:02Ishinosuke-san.
11:04I don't like going to the grave.
11:06There are people
11:08who catch me
11:10and then disappear.
11:16Koyuza-san.
11:18I don't like going to the grave.
11:20I like going to the grave
11:22where I reflect myself
11:24on the polished tombstone.
11:28Yamada-san.
11:30Can I have one?
11:32Is there such a person?
11:34Yes, there is.
11:36Miyaji-san.
11:38I don't like going to the grave.
11:40When I pray,
11:42I enter
11:44someone else's account
11:46without permission.
11:52Don't make a face
11:54like you said something good.
11:56It was pretty good, wasn't it?
11:58Ishinosuke-san.
12:00I don't like going to the grave.
12:02I don't like going to the grave
12:04where the total amount of money
12:06is displayed.
12:16Taihei-san.
12:18I don't like going to the grave.
12:20I thought it was Ojizo-san
12:22but it was
12:24Ichinosuke-san.
12:33Harunosuke-san.
12:35I don't like going to the grave.
12:37I don't like going to the grave
12:39where there is a half-price sticker
12:41on the dango.
12:46Miyaji-san.
12:48I don't like going to the grave.
12:50In addition to going to the grave,
12:52let's have a barbecue
12:54and make Ishiyaki Bibimbap
12:56with the tombstone.
12:59Kouraku-san.
13:02I really don't like
13:04going to the grave.
13:07I forgot to pour water
13:09so let's lick the tombstone
13:11together.
13:18What is that?
13:22Kouraku-san.
13:24If you don't have confidence,
13:26don't say it.
13:28Let's go to the second question.
13:31This is the second question.
13:33There are more cashless stores
13:35that don't use bills or coins
13:37and don't have wallets.
13:39It seems that many people
13:41go out like that.
13:43Everyone, please say
13:45that you live a life
13:47without this and that.
13:49I will ask you if that's okay
13:51so please answer.
13:53You live a life
13:55without this and that
13:57except for money.
13:59Taihei-san.
14:01I live a life
14:03without salt for my health.
14:05Is that okay?
14:07Instead, I drink
14:091 liter of soy sauce every day.
14:13You will die.
14:15You will die.
14:17Be careful.
14:19Ichinosuke-san.
14:21I live a life
14:23without my number card.
14:25Is that okay?
14:27Yes.
14:31Harutosuke-san.
14:33I live a life
14:35without a washing machine.
14:37Is that okay?
14:39There is no mistake in this choice.
14:43Koyuta-san.
14:45I live a life
14:47without water.
14:49Is that okay?
14:51My wife doesn't need water.
14:57Your wife doesn't need water.
14:59It's just that the baby came out.
15:01I have a bad personality.
15:03I was born with it.
15:05You were born with it.
15:07I changed my view.
15:13I don't need applause.
15:17Miyaji-san.
15:19I live a life
15:21without a car.
15:23Is that okay?
15:25I rubbed my car.
15:27I'm repairing it now.
15:31It's the truth.
15:33What's wrong?
15:35Life is fun.
15:39Koraku-san.
15:41I live a life
15:43without my number card.
15:45Is that okay?
15:47It's not okay.
15:49Give me money.
15:51Hayabusa-san.
15:53I live a life
15:55without a weather forecast.
15:57Is that okay?
15:59It looks like there is no weather.
16:05Koraku-san, please do it like this.
16:07I didn't hear it.
16:11Ichidosuke-san.
16:13I live a life
16:15without a smartphone.
16:17Is that okay?
16:19I lost my job.
16:21So I started an online casino.
16:27It's against the law.
16:29You did it, didn't you?
16:31No, I didn't.
16:33Koyuza-san.
16:35I live a life
16:37without panties.
16:39Is that okay?
16:41It's okay.
16:43I don't wear panties.
16:45Taihei-san.
16:47I live near the sea.
16:49I live a life
16:51without a boat.
16:53Is that okay?
16:55Yes, without a boat.
16:57Without a boat.
16:59Without a boat.
17:09You should go there sometimes.
17:13You always go there.
17:17Taichi-san.
17:19I live a life
17:21without a TV.
17:23Is that okay?
17:25Today, I will introduce
17:27this portable DVD.
17:29It costs
17:31298,000 yen.
17:33It's expensive.
17:41It's expensive.
17:43Koraku-san.
17:45I live a life
17:47without a ballpoint pen.
17:49Is that okay?
17:51If I need it,
17:53I go to the post office
17:55and ask for it.
18:05Harutosuke-san.
18:07I live a life
18:09without shoes.
18:11Is that okay?
18:13Is that okay?
18:21Taihei-san.
18:23I live a life
18:25without paying
18:27unnecessary taxes.
18:29Is that okay?
18:33Ishiba-san.
18:35I'm Ishiba Shigeru.
18:37I think
18:39we are
18:41very similar.
18:43I study
18:45every day.
18:47Taihei-san, Taihei-san.
18:49I will
18:51keep studying
18:53about local
18:55affairs.
18:57Well,
18:59we are not similar.
19:01We are just
19:03getting used to it.
19:06Ichidosuke-san.
19:08I live a life
19:10without a comb or a hair dryer.
19:12Is that okay?
19:14It's okay.
19:21That's right.
19:26The third question.
19:28Let's go.
19:30Yama-san, please.
19:32Yes, sir.
19:35Is that okay?
19:37Well,
19:39I think many children
19:41want to be a major leaguer
19:43because of Doge's
19:45great performance.
19:47Tonight, there will be
19:49a match between Giants and Kabutsu.
19:51I think it's good to enjoy
19:53the game of the major league
19:55while drinking alcohol.
19:57I want you to be
19:59the father of Horoyoi.
20:01I will be the son
20:03of Horoyoi.
20:05Please answer me.
20:07I will be the son of Horoyoi.
20:09Well,
20:19I will be a major leaguer.
20:21Ichidosuke-san,
20:23I will be a major leaguer.
20:25Dad,
20:27I will be your interpreter.
20:29Please write the number of the lecture
20:32and raise your hand.
20:37Koyuza-san,
20:39I will be a major leaguer.
20:41Do you want to be
20:43a major leaguer like Osanji?
20:45Well,
20:47I will give you 50-50.
20:55Well,
20:57the answer is fresh.
20:59Well,
21:01Koraku-san,
21:03I will be a major leaguer.
21:05That's better.
21:07Even if you become a rakugoka,
21:09you can't be a master.
21:23Miyaji-san,
21:25I will be a major leaguer.
21:27Wow,
21:29I'm so happy.
21:31Tonight,
21:33let's drink Hideo.
21:35What is Hideo?
21:37Let's drink Hideo.
21:39Let's drink Hideo Tornado.
21:41What?
21:43You are drunk now.
21:45Well,
21:47I will be a major leaguer.
21:49I will measure
21:51whether you have
21:53that vessel or not.
21:57Well,
22:01Ichinosuke-san,
22:03I will be a major leaguer.
22:05Well,
22:07your name, Ichiro,
22:09was taken from
22:11Zaitsu Ichiro,
22:13not Suzuki Ichiro.
22:15I'm so happy.
22:19Koraku-san,
22:21I will be a major leaguer.
22:23I see.
22:25Do you want me to teach you?
22:27Dad, you are good at sliding.
22:31I'm so happy.
22:33I'm so happy.
22:35I'm so happy.
22:39Well,
22:41Harunosuke-san,
22:43I will be a major leaguer.
22:45I see.
22:47You will be a pitcher
22:49who can throw a high ball.
22:51This is a high ball.
22:55Well,
22:59Miyaji-san,
23:01I will be a major leaguer.
23:03Stop it.
23:05I'm Kushi Katsuya
23:07who is well-known in Osaka.
23:09Even if I become a major leaguer,
23:11I will be a pitcher
23:13who can throw a high ball.
23:17I will be a pitcher
23:19who can throw a high ball.
23:21Taihei-san,
23:23I will be a pitcher
23:25who can throw a high ball.
23:27Well said.
23:29In fact,
23:31I named you Shota
23:33because
23:35I wanted you to join
23:37the club someday.
23:39He is Shota Imanaga.
23:41You are Shota Tanoshita.
23:43You are not Shota Tanoshita.
23:45You are so uncool.
23:47You are Shota Tanoshita.
23:49I think Shota Imanaga's
23:51father and mother
23:53are my fans.
23:57What?
23:59What did you say?
24:01They are from the same generation.
24:03It's rare to see Shota Tanoshita.
24:05In fact,
24:07one of my fans named him Shota.
24:09So, listen to me, Shota!