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00:00Ueda Keisuke
00:05Torigoe Yuuki
00:102.5 Dimension Haiyuu Kai Kitte no Oshaberisto ga Otodoke Suru Buttsuke Honban no Talk Variety
00:20Konkai wa donna talk ga tobidasu no ka na?
00:31Ueda Torigoe
00:33Kuchi wa Marumaru no Mata
00:36TV Season 3
00:43Hello
00:48You know, I bought a bed last year
00:52and it smelled fishy
00:54It's not fishy!
00:56I don't know if you've noticed
01:00but I'm wearing pants with a duck character
01:03I'm just walking around like a duck
01:08What?
01:09I thought I was a duck when I bought the bed
01:13so I'm wearing pants with a duck design
01:15That's not fair!
01:16Stop it!
01:17No, it's not
01:18It's a waste of money
01:19I think this is a bad part of TV
01:22What?
01:23It's obviously a good bed
01:25There's no way you'd make such a mistake
01:29I'm still a bit worried
01:32I'm sure you'll say something like,
01:34is it okay?
01:36No, it's fine
01:38It's just a design
01:41It's cute
01:42And it's just a duck
01:44If a salesperson sees it,
01:46they'll be like, is that a duck?
01:48Why are you giving me a duck sign?
01:53Today's guest is this person!
01:57Hello!
02:01Today's guest is Konishi Tei!
02:05Konishi Tei, nice to meet you
02:07Konishi Tei
02:28You're here
02:29I'm here
02:31We finally get to meet
02:34I did voice acting for A3
02:36and you did for A3
02:38I went to see you
02:40I've seen your name a lot
02:44so I felt like I've met you before
02:47I think the people around you feel the same
02:49I think everyone feels the same
02:51I'm happy
02:52Me too
02:53Thank you
02:55Nice to meet you
02:56What are you doing?
02:58What are you doing?
02:59You've been doing this for a long time
03:01Since you were a minor
03:03It's been that long?
03:05It's been a long time
03:07Because of your work?
03:08We've been working together since last year
03:13I think you're the only person
03:17who I can talk to about acting
03:20I go to see your core work
03:24I think you're the only person I can talk to about acting
03:27I think you're the only person I can talk to about acting
03:28You look smart
03:30You talk too much from the start
03:33Everyone is like what should I talk about?
03:37I'm really nervous
03:39You're lying
03:40I can see how long you've been acting
03:42I can see
03:43I was really scared today
03:45You're lying
03:47I've been scared since this morning
03:49You're lying
03:50I was holding my head
03:52Hold it
03:53Hold it for me
03:56I'm happy that you invited me
03:59The three of you are from Kansai?
04:01Yes
04:02I'm from Osaka
04:05We talked about local stuff
04:09Our hometown is close
04:12It was close
04:13I'm happy
04:14It's been a long time
04:15That's right
04:17How old are you?
04:18How old were you when you started acting?
04:23I started when I was 15
04:27That's early
04:28I was in the first year of high school
04:30You're older than me
04:31I was 17
04:34How did you start acting?
04:36I lived in Osaka
04:40My parents knew each other
04:43The president of my previous agency knew me
04:48That's how I started acting
04:52I went to Osaka to see the musical
04:56Tennis no Oni-sama
05:00I saw the stage for the first time
05:03I've never seen it before
05:05I was like there's a world like this
05:08That's how I got interested
05:12The reason I came to Tokyo was because of Tennis no Oni-sama
05:20That's how I started acting
05:22I didn't expect to be on TV
05:26I didn't plan to act until I was in the first year of high school
05:33I studied for the entrance exam
05:35I went to Osaka high school
05:37I was just a student
05:40It was a sudden development in my life
05:43You're smart
05:45I understand local talk
05:48I know where high schools are
05:52When I heard it, I was like you're smart
05:56I went to a new school
06:00Tokyo high school surprised me
06:07I went to Osaka high school when I was in the first year of high school
06:13I studied hard for the entrance exam
06:16I didn't want to give up after 6 months
06:21You studied hard
06:24People stopped you
06:26The teachers stopped me
06:30I didn't know much about Tokyo high school
06:35The school was noisy
06:40There were bad guys
06:42I was like are you okay?
06:44You're a great teacher
06:46I was worried
06:47There's a theater in Osaka
06:50You became a citizen
06:52There's a theater
06:54They taught me
06:56Tokyo high school was a course for people who were doing entertainment
07:04I heard about it
07:10I heard about it
07:12It was a turning point in my life
07:17I didn't know how Seiya was seen by the audience
07:22The same type
07:25A little devil
07:27It smells like that
07:30He has a refreshing face
07:34I hope I can do that today
07:38You're great
07:40I hope I can
07:42Do it
07:44Don't tease him
07:46Who's friendly?
07:48Who's friendly?
07:55Kandai
07:57Kan-chan is always talking about Seiya
08:00Yes
08:01He kept telling me that he wanted to meet me
08:10He said he wanted to meet me
08:12We talked about it many times
08:16I don't know why he wanted to meet me
08:19I don't know
08:21Maybe he felt something similar
08:25Kan-chan is from Kansai
08:28People from Kansai gather a lot
08:31People from Kansai gather naturally
08:33It's rare to see Seiya close with a senior
08:37It's rare
08:39I don't meet actors in private
08:45I don't meet actors in private
08:47I don't go drinking
08:49I don't drink
08:51I don't drink
08:53What about eating?
08:54I go
08:56But I don't go often
08:59I go once in a while
09:01I'm sure you're there when I say I'm here
09:03I go to the park
09:06I went to the countryside the other day
09:10I'm sure I'm there
09:12I'm glad that Seiya is there
09:18I'm watching you
09:20I can't go
09:23I'm sending him off as a rare character
09:29If a rare character comes, I'm like Seiya
09:32I'm always there
09:35You're always there
09:37I was standing next to Yuki-kun at the music festival the other day.
09:49When I'm close to him, I want to make fun of him.
09:53I don't usually make fun of him.
09:58Make fun of me?
10:01When I'm close to him, I feel like I have to do something.
10:05I feel like I have to make fun of him.
10:07That's my pressure!
10:09Make fun of me!
10:11Make fun of me!
10:18What should I do?
10:20When I'm close to him, I feel like I have to make fun of him.
10:25I think it's better to write something like,
10:27You don't have to make fun of me.
10:29I think it's better to write something like that.
10:32You don't look like that.
10:34No, I'm not.
10:36I'm amazing.
10:38I'm from Kansai.
10:40And I'm persistent.
10:42I'm persistent, bad, and sharp.
10:45When I went to see Raichi the other day,
10:49I was talking to the producer.
10:51I'm going to get along with everyone from the mental age.
10:55Wait a minute.
10:57Are you a high school student or a junior high school student?
11:00If I get along with that mental age, it might be a big deal.
11:04He was already floating.
11:07He was standing, but he was already crying.
11:11I've never acted like this.
11:13I've never acted like this.
11:17I've never acted like this.
11:19What's your plan?
11:21I'm going to do a very novel play.
11:23It's too novel.
11:25I'm scared.
11:28It's like a young man's lightness.
11:32It's like a young man's lightness.
11:34I was scared of the back of the stage.
11:38I was scared of the back of the stage.
11:42The back of the theater was floating.
11:44The back of the theater was floating.
11:47It was a four-person theater.
11:49There was a high school student.
11:52He was a fun and popular kid.
11:56It's like a dance battle in the back of the theater.
11:59I don't like it.
12:01I don't like it.
12:07Please talk about the episode.
12:09I don't like it.
12:11I don't like it.
12:13I don't like it.
12:15Please watch it while drinking.
12:20It's a lie episode.
12:23It's a lie episode.
12:25What is it?
12:27It's really easy.
12:29I want to see who's lying.
12:35There are three cards.
12:37Please draw one card each.
12:39There are two cards that say,
12:41There are two cards that say,
12:43There are two cards that say,
12:45If it's true, it's a real episode.
12:47If it's a lie, it's a lie episode.
12:49It's a game where you guess who's lying.
12:54If it's true, it's an episode talk.
12:57I don't like it.
13:01Please watch it while drinking.
13:04Let's start with the word.
13:06Let's start with the word.
13:08Let's start with the word.
13:14Seiya is Mako.
13:16Seiya is Mako.
13:18Rock-paper-scissors.
13:24I don't know if this is right.
13:26I don't know if this is right.
13:28Let's see.
13:32It's already started.
13:34It's already started.
13:36Put it in your pocket.
13:40I don't know who will go first.
13:42I don't know who will go first.
13:44I don't know who will go first.
13:46I don't know who will go first.
13:48The order is also related.
13:50The order is also related.
13:52Please think about it.
13:54Do you understand?
13:56Do you understand?
13:58He says yes.
14:00He says yes.
14:02Let's start from here.
14:04As a planner.
14:06As a planner.
14:08As a planner.
14:12Last year, my sister had a baby.
14:14Last year, my sister had a baby.
14:18The baby was still a while old.
14:20The baby was still a while old.
14:22We were excited
14:26and she didn't laugh.
14:30The baby's freckles were visible.
14:36She thought it was sharp.
14:38I yelled loudly.
14:40I yelled loudly.
14:42I was like,
14:44that's so lame.
14:46But, well,
14:48since it's our first time meeting,
14:50I thought that
14:52we shouldn't laugh yet.
14:54And the other day,
14:56it was New Year's Eve,
14:58so I thought that
15:00we could grow up a little
15:02and do it for the second time.
15:04So I tried my best
15:06to make a lot of funny faces.
15:08You did a lot of repertory.
15:10What?
15:12What did you say?
15:14You said it yourself.
15:16I didn't do manzai.
15:18But I made people laugh
15:20and did a lot of things.
15:22But,
15:24no matter how much I did,
15:26it was always like this.
15:28When I gave it to my sister
15:30or my mom,
15:32they laughed
15:34and gave it to me.
15:36Why?
15:38For some reason,
15:40I was the only one
15:42who was hated.
15:44You were hated early on.
15:46I see.
15:48But it's totally possible.
15:50It's totally possible.
15:52To be honest.
15:54I see.
15:56We should remember this.
15:58Then,
16:00I'll go.
16:03Well,
16:05you know,
16:07we go to various places.
16:09For example,
16:11when we go to a place like this,
16:13we don't go to the front door.
16:15We go to the back door.
16:17The staff guides us
16:19and tell us where to go.
16:21We go up the elevator
16:23and go to the dressing room.
16:25It happens a lot.
16:27So,
16:29where is the bathroom?
16:31You know,
16:33the bathroom has a mark.
16:35There was no mark there.
16:37So,
16:39I asked the staff
16:41where the bathroom was.
16:43The staff told me
16:45the bathroom was
16:47in front of the three doors.
16:49I said thank you.
16:51Then,
16:53the bathroom was lined up
16:55with toilet paper.
16:57It wasn't lined up.
16:59I thought
17:01it was a women's bathroom.
17:03I'm glad it wasn't there.
17:05But,
17:07I was like
17:09why did he lie?
17:11I was embarrassed.
17:13I was bothering him.
17:15I was like
17:17the bathroom was different.
17:19It was a big deal.
17:21It was a big deal.
17:23It was early in the morning.
17:25So,
17:27I was embarrassed.
17:29It's hard to understand.
17:31It's hard to understand.
17:33The toilet.
17:35I was like
17:37where did he go?
17:39It's my job to make it hard to understand.
17:41I was like
17:43where did he go?
17:45I was like
17:47where did he go?
17:49I'm going to ask Seiya.
17:51I have
17:53a younger brother.
17:55I have a younger brother.
17:57I feel sorry for him.
17:59When I started eating,
18:01I joined the family
18:03and ate together.
18:05It's common for me.
18:07When I have a baby,
18:09time stops.
18:11Did you have a baby?
18:13No, no.
18:15I had a baby.
18:17Congratulations.
18:19I'm not a baboon.
18:21It's my episode talk.
18:23Right?
18:25It's amazing.
18:27So, I have a baby.
18:29Time stops.
18:31You get.
18:33But your eyes won't meet.
18:35Your eyes won't meet with the baby.
18:37If it was my baby...
18:39Are you okay, Shiki?
18:41If it was my baby,
18:43my eyes won't meet.
18:45Time stops.
18:47My eyes won't meet.
18:49I was like, what are you looking at?
18:51I'm sure it's the chin.
18:55I'm sure she'll look at my chin and talk to me.
18:58This is what happens when Tori has a baby.
19:02I see.
19:08Isn't that a little too much?
19:11But that's what the story is about.
19:14It's a true story.
19:17I don't know who's lying.
19:20Let's point at the person.
19:23Point at the person who you think is lying.
19:28One, two, three.
19:33Seiya and I think Tori is lying.
19:36Tori thinks it's me.
19:38Tori, why do you think it's me?
19:40I don't think it's a coincidence.
19:46Are you saying I'm lying about the story?
19:49I think it's either way.
19:54But that's my job.
19:57Seiya, why do you think it's Tori?
19:59I think she's obviously lying.
20:04You think she's lying.
20:06I honestly thought she was lying.
20:10There's no way.
20:12When I was talking to her,
20:15I didn't go to pick her up.
20:19I asked her if she was okay.
20:21If she sneezed, I asked her when she was going to sneeze.
20:25But I didn't go to pick her up.
20:28Maybe she was nervous.
20:31Maybe she was lying.
20:33Maybe she was lying.
20:36I thought she was lying.
20:39I'm looking forward to the results.
20:41Me, too.
20:44Who is the liar?
20:48Please show your card.
20:58Here we go.
21:00One, two, three.
21:04It's you!
21:06You got me.
21:08The liar is Seiya.
21:11No way.
21:13I did it.
21:15It's all a mistake.
21:17It's all a mistake.
21:19We pointed at each other.
21:23I didn't expect you to aim at me like that.
21:27The story is already in the card.
21:30It's true that my sister gave birth to a baby.
21:33And she smiled at me.
21:40So, it's the opposite story.
21:43It's true that she gave birth to a baby.
21:45I didn't expect you to aim at me like that.
21:48I was nervous.
21:49The loser is Ueda and Torigoe.
21:55I can tell by the color.
21:57It's apple cider vinegar.
21:59It's sour.
22:00Let's eat.
22:03It's sour.
22:05It's bitter.
22:07It's the worst.
22:09I thought it was apple cider vinegar.
22:13I can't tell by the color.
22:15I couldn't tell at all.
22:17I thought it was apple cider vinegar.
22:19But I'm fine.
22:20Really?
22:23We'll be back next week.
22:26Please look forward to it.
22:28Today's guest was Seiya.
22:34To be continued.
22:39How was today's recording?
22:43It was so fast.
22:45It was fast.
22:46I had a good time today.
22:48I've heard from people around me.
22:52I've heard about your acting.
22:54It's strange.
22:56I feel like I'm meeting you.
22:58I've never met you before.
23:00I want to see your dark side.
23:03I want to see it.
23:04You're popular.
23:06I want to see it.
23:09Please look forward to it.
23:11Bye-bye.
23:16Loser.
23:20Today's loser is
23:22Pretty cute dance.
23:24Pretty cute song?
23:31Today's loser is
23:33Pretty cute dance.
23:35Pretty cute song?
23:41Pretty cute song?
23:43Where is it?