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00:00I'll give you 1,000,000 yen for a successful karaoke.
00:03Next week, on the 25th, a 60-minute special.
00:09Westland Eguchi.
00:10Karaoke failed on purpose.
00:12A radio prank.
00:14What kind of prank is this?
00:16It's not a prank.
00:17Shut up!
00:18How can you say that?
00:20Tonight, the best selection of pranks.
00:32First, Seiya Shimoguri.
00:34What kind of prank is this?
00:40Shimoguri Myoujo.
00:42Shut up!
00:44Shut up!
00:46Seiya.
00:48What is it?
00:50What is it?
00:52SM Club.
00:53This is from the information provider, Double Art, Shinbei.
01:01Recently, Seiya moved to Tokyo.
01:04His new house is 15 minutes away from the station.
01:084-story living room, 4-story bedroom, 1-story hallway.
01:13His rent is 170,000 yen.
01:16It's huge.
01:174-story, 4-story.
01:18It was 4-story, 4-story.
01:19I got a blueprint.
01:22It said 9-story to relax.
01:25When I lived there, the hallway was very long.
01:30The hallway was almost 9-story.
01:33What?
01:35What is this hallway?
01:37You didn't find it yourself, did you?
01:40No, I didn't.
01:42Shinbei!
01:44You didn't find it yourself, did you?
01:46You said it yourself.
01:48That's good.
01:50Apparently, he left his property to a woman he knew.
01:57But the woman wants his key.
02:03Wait, wait, wait.
02:05She's a woman.
02:07You're crossing the line.
02:09You're crossing the line.
02:10You're crossing the line.
02:13Shinbei said that.
02:14You can't talk like that!
02:16He doesn't know the level of the TV show.
02:20Shinbei!
02:22There's a woman he's drinking with.
02:25She's good at looking for a house.
02:28So I told him I'd help him.
02:30But he was really busy.
02:32So I asked him to help me.
02:35But he was really busy.
02:37So I asked him to help me.
02:39So I asked him to help me.
02:40You said his address.
02:42You said his address.
02:44No, I didn't.
02:46I'm sorry.
02:48You're crossing the line.
02:50You're crossing the line.
02:52You should've taken a break.
02:54So I ended up helping him.
02:56So I ended up helping him.
02:59I was surprised.
03:01So he helped you.
03:03So he can go to work.
03:05He can sleep in.
03:07Do you like her?
03:08I broke up with her a month ago.
03:11With this girl?
03:12No.
03:13All of them are bad.
03:15Wait a minute.
03:17Outrageous.
03:19All of them are outrageous.
03:21All of them are outrageous.
03:24All of them are bad.
03:26All of them are bad.
03:27All of them are bad.
03:29Do you like her?
03:30Do you like her?
03:31I think I like her.
03:33Do you like her?
03:35Do you like her?
03:37Give her to me.
03:40No, no, I can't take it.
03:43No, no, I can't take it.
03:44Wait a minute.
03:45What?
03:47Why?
03:48I met my crush,
03:51and I gave her a good key.
03:54And?
03:57There will be many people on the set.
04:00No, not many.
04:01I went to his house,
04:03but it's the wrong one.
04:05I didn't get the key.
04:08No!
04:09Please forgive the third child.
04:11What's the third child?
04:13I'm sorry.
04:14What's going on?
04:15Stop him!
04:16What are you talking about?
04:18A girl is angry at a stranger.
04:21I'm going to apologize.
04:23I promise.
04:24All of you.
04:26All of you.
04:27All of you.
04:29All of you.
04:31I promise.
04:32I promise.
04:33Next, Oshizu Okubo's sad love story.
04:36When I was in love, I was alone on my day off.
04:40I went to the location of Ogi Yahagi's location.
04:44I went there without permission.
04:47It's a tough job.
04:49It's a tough job.
04:51It's a tough job.
04:53It's a tough job.
04:55It's a tough job.
04:57It's a tough job.
05:00It's a tough job.
05:03Did you have a big heartbreak?
05:05I don't want to talk about it.
05:08I finally realized it.
05:11You realized it?
05:13I realized it.
05:14I was alone on my day off.
05:18I didn't know he was playing with me.
05:21I didn't know he was playing with me.
05:23I wanted to make it clear.
05:25I was kept away from him.
05:27I was drinking with a stylist that night.
05:30Ogi Yahagi and our stylist had something in common.
05:34I told him I was alone on my day off.
05:37Ogi Yahagi told me to come because he was shooting at Mt. Fuji.
05:42I just went there.
05:43You went there a lot.
05:45It's a tough job.
05:46It's a tough job.
05:47It's a tough job.
05:48I thought you were a strong woman who could overcome a heartbreak with your own strength.
05:53I can't do that.
05:55I can't do that.
05:56I want to know your specific story.
05:59Did you go on a date?
06:00Did you have something more than a date?
06:02Did you try to get close?
06:04Or did you have something before you started dating?
06:06In a nutshell, I was kept away from him.
06:10What do you mean?
06:13What do you mean?
06:14You were kept away from him?
06:15I was kept away from him.
06:16I was a little closer to him, but I was kept away from him.
06:21I've been dating him for a long time.
06:26You've been dating him for a long time?
06:27Yes.
06:29Did you know about this?
06:31I didn't ask him directly, but I asked him to go out with me.
06:35But thanks to that, I lost a lot of weight and became beautiful.
06:39That's why you lost weight.
06:41Thanks to the Sundome-Kaikyo.
06:43Sundome-Dia.
06:45Sundome-Dia.
06:46There is no such thing as Sundome-Dia.
06:50Oasis Mr. Okubo.
06:52Three years later, he fell in love with a girl.
06:55I got this information from Tanpopo Kawamura.
06:59I went to Akasaka with Mr. Okubo, a 70-year-old president who likes him.
07:08I thought there was no old man.
07:10But I thought it would be nice to spend the rest of my life traveling around the world with him.
07:18Old man?
07:20That's right.
07:22Mr. Okubo, a president of a well-established company, likes Mr. Okubo.
07:30When I went to Akasaka with my son, he said I was a wonderful and beautiful old man.
07:39Wonderful and beautiful.
07:41It happens.
07:43You're bad-mouthed.
07:45Mr. Okubo has been popular since he was 8 years old.
07:48He is an old man named Pineapple King of Ishigaki Island.
07:51That's amazing.
07:53That's right.
07:55Pineapple King of Ishigaki Island.
07:58Pineapple King.
08:00He is invincible.
08:01He is invincible.
08:02What is Haruna Harisenbon's unexpected private?
08:07I got this information from Tokumei Kibou.
08:10Tokumei Kibou.
08:12Tokumei Kibou.
08:14It means it's not good.
08:16What?
08:18It's completely different from the atmosphere of men.
08:21Here it is.
08:22Until now, I didn't drink much, but Haruna learned how to drink and started drinking a lot.
08:30Yes, yes, yes.
08:32I was surprised that she drank until morning and drank a lot of tequila.
08:38In addition, when I said that I might have one night love, I was a little surprised.
08:45No, no, no.
08:47Oh, oh, oh.
08:48No.
08:49It's Osaka, isn't it?
08:50No, no, no.
08:52It's getting bigger.
08:54But is it true that you started drinking?
08:56It's true that I started drinking in the last six months.
08:59I can't drink about 10 cups of tequila.
09:02You can't drink that much?
09:03It's very strong.
09:04I drink at a friend's store.
09:08There is a BGM in the store.
09:11When I drink 10 cups of tequila, my body gets excited and I dance.
09:20That's why I started drinking.
09:21Do you dance?
09:22Do you dance?
09:23What kind of feeling?
09:25That's right.
09:26What kind of feeling?
09:27What kind of feeling?
09:28What kind of feeling?
09:29What kind of feeling?
09:30I thought it was music.
09:32I thought it was music.
09:35You started drinking tequila.
09:39When something goes like this,
09:44it becomes noisy.
09:49It's very noisy.
09:50Maybe it's still in its infancy.
09:51It's noisy!
09:52It's noisy!
09:53I can't talk.
09:54You can't talk over there.
09:57A few days later...
10:00Is this right?
10:02The next show is a 60-minute cut-time special.
10:05The entrance to the restaurant is a karaoke challenge.
10:07It's a fake prank.
10:09It's really hard.
10:11Even though it's a prank, it's really hard.
10:13There's no sound at all.
10:15Next is the veteran MC, Futo Goto.
10:18What is the embarrassing story of the Dokushin era?
10:22I got it from Moody.
10:24Recently, I was so happy to be on the show of Otameshika.
10:30When I was drinking with the girls at the karaoke,
10:32I said, let's play kaerema-ten.
10:34I asked the clerk for the top 10 of the food menu.
10:38I started playing kaerema-ten against a girl who wasn't motivated at all.
10:42Goto was more excited than anyone else about the girl he was dating.
10:46On the way, the girl answered,
10:48When I said, fried potato,
10:50the girl said,
10:52Final answer?
10:54She even said the final line of a different show.
10:57The girl was so excited that she was about to go home.
11:00No, no.
11:01I said kaerema-ten tonight, but I got goosebumps.
11:08In the past, I used to collect girls in the karaoke box.
11:11Goto was so excited.
11:13What are you talking about?
11:16You said, let's play teru-chan-go-ten in front of the girl.
11:19I didn't say that.
11:21I just talked like that.
11:24I don't care.
11:32I don't do that often.
11:34But I think I can tell if the girl is excited or not.
11:38I think I can tell.
11:40I said, let's do it.
11:43I said, let's do it.
11:45But she was looking down at me.
11:49I can't stop.
11:58Goto was more excited than anyone else about the girl he was dating.
12:03He often played the jazz version of Oyoge Taiyaki in the dressing room.
12:14The jazz version of Oyoge Taiyaki.
12:17It's not a jazz version.
12:20Can you play the jazz version?
12:24He is good at playing the guitar.
12:26Wait a minute. Can I play this?
12:34What is this?
12:36Amazing.
12:40Can I sing this?
12:44Every day.
12:46Every day.
12:48We are on the iron plate.
12:52We are on the iron plate.
12:54He is good at playing the jazz version.
12:57He is good at playing the jazz version.
12:59He is good at playing the jazz version.
13:01At the bottom of the sea where we swam for the first time.
13:09He is good at playing the jazz version.
13:11At the bottom of the sea where we swam for the first time.
13:17The bottom of the sea is heavy.
13:25The sea is wide and my heart is pounding.
13:32What is this?
13:37What is this?
13:38What kind of tension do you want to be in the dressing room?
13:42Is there another version?
13:43There is no jazz version of Kotei-san Arisugite.
13:47I think there is.
13:48I think there is.
13:51Kotei-san Arisugite.
13:58Mimikin naruwa.
14:05He is a jazz singer.
14:08Arisugite has a face that he doesn't want to be told.
14:15I said it last week.
14:19You don't have to say it.
14:21Don't say it.
14:22Don't say it.
14:24Information provider.
14:26Instant Johnson Sugi.
14:29He is a junior of Otakuro.
14:31He is close.
14:34When I talk about work, I have a hard time, but I can't run away.
14:39If you ever quit being an entertainer, tell me and Ryuhei-san.
14:43At that time, we will give you money, so open a shop.
14:47Thanks to Ryuhei-san, I was able to come this far.
14:49I have no choice but to thank him.
14:51Just like Ryuhei-san did a lot for me, I have to do a lot for you.
14:57He said.
15:02That's good.
15:04Such a good person.
15:06You can't say that.
15:13You are relieved with all your might.
15:15I'm relieved.
15:16It's really embarrassing.
15:18Why did you say that?
15:20I didn't say that.
15:24He is a junior of the same agency.
15:26Nishihori from Machine Guns.
15:28When I go to dinner late at night, he gives me a souvenir for my wife.
15:36At that time, he always says.
15:39I didn't do it for you.
15:41I did it for my wife.
15:42Don't eat it, you bastard.
15:44His way of saying is similar to Takeshi-san.
15:47He always says I'm cool.
15:49Stop it.
15:52Osamuro.
15:54It's KF.
15:56It's not a game.
16:03Be conscious.
16:05Be conscious.
16:11Be conscious.
16:13Don't be stupid.
16:15Stop it.
16:17Don't be stupid.
16:19Don't be stupid.
16:21Stop it.
16:25It's good if it's your place, but it's a good place.
16:30Apologize.
16:32Apologize and get out.
16:34I can't get up.
16:36Finally.
16:38Stop it.
16:40Stop it.
16:52Stop it.
16:54Takeshi-san is desperate.
16:56Stop it.
17:09For more information, please go to the show's homepage.
17:14Next is Chidori.
17:16He is going to take a picture of his real feelings.
17:20We have received information from the London Arts staff.
17:23Picaru's story has ended.
17:25Chidori is having a hard time in Tokyo.
17:28What kind of feelings do they have now?
17:31He is going to take a picture of his real feelings.
17:33Really?
17:36Next is Chidori.
17:38Chidori is going to talk to the high school students.
17:41Chidori is going to talk to the broadcast writer, Kishimoto.
17:45Chidori is going to talk to the manager, Kishi.
17:48Chidori is going to talk to the two.
17:50This is bad.
17:52What do you think of Nobu?
17:55I am usually told that.
17:58Don't you dislike that?
18:00At first, I felt uncomfortable.
18:04I saw his name on the poster.
18:07I saw his name on the poster.
18:10I thought he was a man with a bad breath.
18:13I thought he was a man with a bad breath.
18:15He is a great man.
18:17I think I will get used to him in a month.
18:19I think he is sad.
18:21He is very happy.
18:23Really?
18:25He said, Nobu is funny.
18:27He said, Nobu is funny.
18:29He said, Nobu is funny.
18:31I thought he was a great man.
18:34Next, let's talk about his trip to Tokyo.
18:37I don't think he is a man who can be teased.
18:41I don't know how to deal with the host.
18:44I thought so when I came to Tokyo.
18:47I don't think people think Nobu is a man who can be teased.
18:54I don't think so.
18:56I think so.
18:57I think he can be teased.
19:02I think he can't be teased.
19:06I think so.
19:07In Tokyo.
19:08In Tokyo.
19:09Can he?
19:11He is great.
19:13I shouldn't have said that.
19:15Next, he asked this question.
19:17Some people think Nobu is a man who can be teased.
19:22I think Nobu is a man who can be teased.
19:27Next, let's talk about Nobu's seniors.
19:33First, Ariyoshi.
19:36Ariyoshi is very kind.
19:43I think so.
19:45When we first met Ariyoshi,
19:49Ariyoshi was the first person who came to Osaka.
19:55Ariyoshi was the first person who came to Osaka.
19:58Ariyoshi was the first person who came to Osaka.
20:00Next, let's talk about Zakiyama.
20:03I don't know what Zakiyama is thinking.
20:08I don't know what Zakiyama is thinking.
20:13He said,
20:15You guys should shoot.
20:17He said,
20:19You guys should shoot.
20:22After saying that,
20:26Zakiyama decides to score a goal.
20:31I don't think so.
20:34He said,
20:35He said,
20:37He said,
20:38Nobu Koike is not good at Zakiyama, but he has his own way of explaining things.
20:50If you invite me to Longhorn, I'll be like, what's going on?
20:57I think I'll be there at the opening.
20:59Let's do the opening.
21:01I heard you became Nobu Koike.
21:04I heard you like ramen.
21:10Do you like ramen too, Nobu Koike?
21:13Do you like ramen too, Nobu Koike?
21:16No, I'm Katsukane!
21:21My manager isn't laughing.
21:26I think Kyonyuu's A-ko is better.
21:30I think I'm more funny.
21:32You should say it in a straight face.
21:35When everyone else is like Nobu Koike, I'm like the only one who thinks I'm A-ko.
21:45When I'm with my father, I'm like Kyonyuu.
21:49I see.
21:50Nobu Koike, Nobu Koike, who's Nobu Koike?
21:53I suddenly started to call him my father.
21:56Do you think I'm A-ko?
21:59Do you think I'm A-ko?
22:01I think I'm A-ko.
22:03You don't have to call me Koike.
22:06Until then, I'll call you Koike.
22:13You mentioned it at the opening, right?
22:17Why didn't you say it today?
22:18It's about ramen.
22:22I'm handsome when I eat ramen, okay?
22:26It's our time now.
22:28He reacted to ramen.
22:31I'm A-ko.
22:33I'm A-ko, the man who makes A-ko possible.
22:37What are you doing?
22:39That's not the time.
22:41It's time to react.
22:43I'm A-ko.
22:45I'm A-ko, the man who makes A-ko possible.
22:53We'll give you 1 million yen for karaoke.
22:56Next week's 60-minute special.
22:59It's a prank on Westland Iguchi.
23:05Iguchi failed in the 2000 Karaoke Challenge.
23:10I can't pick up the sound.
23:13I can't see anything.
23:15I can't see anything.
23:17But the situation is worse than expected.
23:20I can't see anything.