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00:00The 5th Entertainment Award!
00:03Congratulations!
00:08This year, in 2024,
00:10we have brought a special award
00:13called the Great Production Special.
00:15Thank you for your support.
00:17Thank you!
00:20There are people who are not alone.
00:23Not alone.
00:24Right, Kago-chan?
00:25That's right.
00:27It's a pinpointer.
00:29Here it is.
00:3216,500 yen.
00:34Who is it?
00:35It's me.
00:36Mizuta.
00:37This is the first soccer spike
00:41to become a person who attracts people.
00:44Mizuta...
00:46disbanded.
00:48Last year?
00:50Yes, last year.
00:51It was a shocking incident.
00:54It's the first time he's disbanded
00:56since he appeared in Jounetsu Tairiku.
00:58Why?
00:59Mizuta's relationship with people
01:01has decreased after the disbandment.
01:04He says that his personality
01:06that he wants to change no matter what
01:08is related to it.
01:10People don't usually come to see me.
01:12No, no.
01:13That's not true.
01:14Mizuta's juniors who say they like him
01:17and Mizuta's seniors who say they like him
01:19I've never heard of them.
01:22It's like Omote Kuro-chan.
01:24What do you mean?
01:25Omote Kuro-chan.
01:27He has a very strict personality.
01:31For example,
01:32at the entrance of the theater,
01:34he greets the juniors who smoke.
01:36Then, he goes up to the dressing room
01:38and greets the juniors who just came up.
01:43When he greets me again,
01:45I stop him and say,
01:46Why do you do it again?
01:48I don't need it.
01:51Why?
01:52Because I'm doing something, too.
01:53If I stop him from doing something,
01:55he'll say,
01:56Why are you stopping me now?
01:57I just said hello.
01:58Do you think I forgot what I just said?
02:00I thought so.
02:02He's kind at the end.
02:05That's why he does it himself.
02:07Yes.
02:08I've been doing foot salute since Osaka.
02:11I'm doing it in Tokyo.
02:13If I pay attention,
02:14the atmosphere gets really bad.
02:17For example,
02:18Murakami and I are at the top.
02:20When Murakami talks to the juniors,
02:22the juniors get nervous.
02:24For example,
02:25I have a 2-hour time limit.
02:28When the time is up,
02:30I have to finish it as soon as possible.
02:32But the juniors want to play more.
02:33So, they say,
02:34One more game! One more game!
02:36If the adults don't follow the rules,
02:38they say,
02:39One more game! One more game!
02:40It's not fun.
02:41Then,
02:42they change their clothes.
02:43What?
02:44Because there's still time left.
02:46What?
02:47I've been the captain since I was in middle school.
02:49I'm the worst captain.
02:51No,
02:52I'm the one who says,
02:53It's over.
02:54Let's decide next time.
02:55It's 10 minutes left.
02:56I'm the one who says that.
02:58No,
02:59I say,
03:00One minute left.
03:01I say that normally.
03:02I say,
03:03One minute left.
03:04You have a strong eye.
03:05You have a strong eye.
03:06You have a strong eye.
03:07You have a strong eye.
03:08Excuse me.
03:09I'm a member of this soccer team.
03:11You're a member?
03:12Yes, I am.
03:13You're a member.
03:15I think Murakami could feel good.
03:17I see.
03:18He's like,
03:19You better be on time.
03:20But he did great at the right cross.
03:23I see.
03:24That's a good captain.
03:25That's why he's so popular.
03:26He's really good, isn't he?
03:27He's really good.
03:28How's the tension now?
03:29As for you,
03:30do you think so?
03:31Yes.
03:32How do you feel?
03:33It's not cute at all,
03:36I could get used to it.
03:37You can get used to it.
03:38You can get used to pupa?
03:40Sports is about
03:41a strong feeling.
03:43But if you say it with such calmness, I feel like it's impossible.
03:48But if you do it within the rules, I can't say it.
03:50That's no good.
03:52But it's not impossible.
03:53I think it will definitely get better if you hold it down once.
03:57I can't stand it when people break the rules while I'm holding it down.
04:00Please close your eyes.
04:02I don't think that's a good idea.
04:04What?
04:04No, no, no, no.
04:06I don't think it's a good idea to break the rules.
04:08Rules are to be broken.
04:11No, no, no, no, no.
04:13That's how I ruined my life.
04:15No, that's not it.
04:19I can't take my eyes off of her.
04:24She looks at me like,
04:26I'll get you again.
04:28I could say that, but I'm also jealous.
04:31Oh, so that's what you mean.
04:33I want to have fun together.
04:36Do you want to go out for a meal after you're done?
04:39No, I just got home, so I don't know what everyone else is saying.
04:42Why are you going home?
04:44If Mr. Mizutada is here, I want to go too, I want to go too.
04:47Yes, well, that's another dream of a dream.
04:50Do you think it's a bird?
04:53I think I'll say it again when I go to the restaurant.
04:57I don't want to exchange opinions with the people in the restaurant.
05:01Don't tell the staff.
05:03I went to the restaurant that my junior recommended.
05:06There was chicken and burdock pasta.
05:08I thought it was delicious.
05:10When I asked, I was told that the chicken was gone.
05:13There was pork in the other menu.
05:15Can't you make this pork and burdock pasta?
05:17I was told that I couldn't.
05:19Why can't you make chicken and burdock pasta?
05:22No, no, no.
05:24When I asked, my junior said,
05:26It's the restaurant I'm going to, so please stop.
05:28It's not like Murakami-kun.
05:30It's not candy and mochi.
05:32You should try it now.
05:34Mr. Mizutada praised me for getting angry.
05:37I think the atmosphere will change.
05:41Why can't you make pork and burdock pasta?
05:44I don't think it's a good combination.
05:47I like the idea of using burdock for pasta.
05:50Thank you very much.
05:52I'm getting angry.
05:55It's not candy and mochi.
05:57It's like a mochi picture.
06:00Both of them hurt.
06:02Mr. Daigo, please make a decision.
06:05Mr. Daigo, I really want to change.
06:07Well, this receipt is...
06:10It's a little...
06:13I'll give it to you.
06:15Congratulations!
06:18As I said, I want to change.
06:20Let's go to a restaurant.
06:22I want to change.
06:24If you get along well, you can do that.
06:26But if you work together for a day,
06:29I don't think you'll like me.
06:31That's a problem.
06:33Mr. Mizutada, don't you think so?
06:35I don't think so.
06:37I get rejected a lot.
06:39Mr. Mizutada.
06:41I don't care.
06:47It's 1.63 million yen.
06:49That's amazing.
06:51I see.
06:53I'll give it back to you.
06:55No, no, no.
06:57It's strange.
06:59I'll bring it to you.
07:02Here you go.
07:04That's amazing.
07:06This is a really good one.
07:08This is because of Mr. Daigo.
07:10It's just a toy.
07:12It's a engagement ring.
07:14What are you talking about?
07:16It's totally different.
07:18When he appeared last time.
07:20You like him, don't you?
07:22Are you thinking about getting married?
07:24He said he wanted to play for two years.
07:27Play?
07:28Who do you want to play with?
07:30I don't know.
07:31I think I'm going to puke.
07:33Why?
07:34It's obvious how he treats her.
07:39Three months later, he proposed to her.
07:42He was rejected because he felt like he was being looked down on.
07:47I proposed to her and she rejected me.
07:49I didn't agree with that.
07:51Do you remember that?
07:53When I appeared on this show,
07:55I told Mr. Daigo to be a little nicer.
07:58He told me not to push myself.
08:00He told me to go to my favorite restaurant.
08:03Based on that, I changed my mind.
08:06I started to go to a lot of restaurants.
08:09And I proposed to her.
08:11If I didn't appear on this show,
08:14I don't think I would have proposed to her.
08:16You're saying a lot of things.
08:18Mr. Daigo, who watched this show,
08:20pushed my back.
08:22You didn't have to take care of her
08:24because you got used to being a nice girl?
08:26That's right.
08:28Thanks to appearing on this show,
08:31I changed my mind.
08:32I searched for a place I wanted to go.
08:34I asked her where she wanted to go.
08:36We went together and she was happy.
08:37It was too late to do that.
08:39Either way,
08:40she said she couldn't marry you.
08:42That's all.
08:43Why did you bring it here?
08:45It's like Mr. Daigo shook it.
08:48Why did Mr. Daigo shake it?
08:50You held the ring in your hand
08:53and said,
08:54you're amazing to be able to talk like that.
08:57Mr. Daigo,
08:58Mr. Kuro-chan's manager
09:00gave me a testimony
09:02from the third person's point of view.
09:04When Ritsu made a trip plan,
09:07he said,
09:08this is no good,
09:09this is minus 10 points,
09:10and so on.
09:12You chose this destination,
09:15and you got minus 10 points?
09:17It's very difficult.
09:19I'm sorry, Mr. Daigo.
09:20I think you understand.
09:21I don't understand.
09:23Mr. Daigo,
09:24don't put me on the same side as you.
09:26You're the only one who understands Mr. Kuro-chan.
09:28Don't call me Mr. Yora-chan.
09:32It's been a long time since we went to Kabakura,
09:34so it's a deduction policy, right?
09:36Why did you think I would understand?
09:40If that's the case,
09:41it's fine.
09:42Wait a minute.
09:43I think it's hard to drop
09:45the ring number 163 on this show.
09:47I'm sorry, Mr. Nittele.
09:49I understand.
09:50This is good.
09:51If that's the case,
09:52why don't you drop this one?
09:53What?
09:54If that's the case,
09:55why don't you drop this one?
09:56What?
09:57This one.
09:58When you were dating Richie,
10:00the ring he gave you,
10:01the ring worth 340,000 yen,
10:03he gave it back to you.
10:05What?
10:07That's crazy.
10:08What?
10:09He gave it to you?
10:10He didn't give it back to you,
10:11he gave it back to you.
10:12He gave it back to you.
10:13Wait a minute, Kuro-chan.
10:14All the women on this floor
10:16were pulling it.
10:17If you pull it,
10:18it'll come back.
10:19Come on!
10:21He's a strong man.
10:23I wonder what this is.
10:25300 years later,
10:26it's an old story
10:28about two rings.
10:31Give it back to me.
10:32It's worth 340,000 yen.
10:33Give it back to me.
10:34Don't say give it back to me.
10:35It's funny.
10:36It's like you took it.
10:37It's like you took the money once.
10:39Well,
10:40Kuro-chan is really...
10:41Don't say it like Agnes-chan.
10:43Is that all you can say?
10:46Well,
10:47there are too many
10:48give and take.
10:51Do you mean you're going to get it?
10:53There are too many takes.
10:54Kuro-chan, it's the other way around.
10:56What?
10:57It's not like that.
10:58Kuro-chan,
10:59let's not use the side characters.
11:01Let's speak in Japanese.
11:03In the end,
11:04when you say that,
11:05I don't like her.
11:07Even if you think so,
11:08I want you to give me back 340,000 yen.
11:10That's it.
11:11That's it again.
11:12Everyone's crazy.
11:13No, no,
11:14you're crazy.
11:16Well, Naime-san,
11:17please make a decision.
11:18Please!
11:19I want it!
11:20I want 340,000 yen!
11:22340,000 yen!
11:23Here's the receipt.
11:24Here you go.
11:25Why?
11:26It's no good.
11:27Why?
11:28Was it better to be expensive?
11:29No.
11:30Kuro-chan,
11:31let's be human.
11:34Let's be human quickly.
11:37Let's be human quickly!
11:42Here you go.
11:44This is me.
11:46Last time,
11:47on this show,
11:48I got the approval
11:50for a matching app worth 9,000 yen.
11:53Really?
11:54Last time?
11:55Last June,
11:57Kuritani said that
11:59the women he met on the matching app
12:01were constantly dumped on him.
12:04I didn't know that love was so painful.
12:10However,
12:11last December,
12:12Kuritani announced that
12:14he had a girlfriend for the first time in his life.
12:17However,
12:18it was a series of tragedies.
12:22You're the only one who's lucky.
12:23What's that?
12:24Everyone's...
12:25Why did you come here?
12:26It's still early to say
12:28that there were many things in 2024.
12:30What?
12:31Early?
12:32What?
12:33On the contrary.
12:34Last year,
12:35I had a lot of frustrations.
12:37For example,
12:38at work,
12:39before recording,
12:40I was told that
12:42I should fall in love with a female talent.
12:44I did my best and fell in love with her.
12:46It's hard.
12:47It's hard.
12:48I was dumped on the show.
12:50What do you think of people's hearts?
12:53Even in private,
12:54I had a matching app.
12:56When I went to the meeting place with my partner,
12:59there were three men and one woman.
13:03Kuritani came.
13:04It's the worst.
13:06To make people laugh,
13:08he made a video.
13:10I've had a lot of mischief.
13:12I've had a lot of frustrations.
13:16But Daigo saved me from that misfortune.
13:21Really?
13:22I don't want to fall in love anymore.
13:24I was on this show.
13:25Daigo approved my matching app.
13:29Instead of approving it,
13:31he told me to continue the matching app.
13:34So I continued it.
13:35After that, he took care of me.
13:37He invited me to dinner.
13:40The next day,
13:41I made a promise to meet a woman.
13:46Daigo listened to me until the morning.
13:49He made a plan with me.
13:52He told me what to do.
13:54What kind of plan?
13:55For example,
13:56he said,
13:57It's like rain.
14:00When it rains,
14:03you should buy an umbrella.
14:05Why?
14:06When it rains,
14:09you should run to buy an umbrella.
14:11It's cool.
14:13Is it cool?
14:15It's a strange plan.
14:17It's a very strange plan.
14:19It's cool.
14:21It's for him, right?
14:23You should run to buy an umbrella.
14:28It's cool.
14:29It's just a lack of preparation.
14:31It's a very old manga.
14:34What if you run to buy an umbrella?
14:37You should run to buy an umbrella.
14:40You should say,
14:41I'd like a cup of coffee.
14:43He would accept it.
14:45What do you mean?
14:47You should run to buy an umbrella.
14:49You should run to buy an umbrella.
14:52You should say,
14:53I'd like a cup of coffee.
14:54He would accept it.
14:56Did he really say that?
14:58I don't know, but I think he really said that.
15:01It's a story about not having an umbrella on a hot day.
15:05It's a story about not having an umbrella on a hot day.
15:06On the contrary,
15:07he said,
15:08I'd like a cup of coffee.
15:09You should make the night brighter.
15:11You should make the night brighter.
15:12You should invite her to drink from the beginning.
15:14He said so to me.
15:17I was told to go out 3-4 times.
15:20I confessed my love to him.
15:23He said,
15:24Yes.
15:25He said,
15:26I'd like an umbrella for a married couple.
15:28Ehh!
15:30That's crazy!
15:31No way!
15:32I think my junior told him about it.
15:36And Daigo-san contacted him.
15:37He was kind?
15:38He asked if he could eat with him.
15:39But he lost his coolness at that time.
15:46When he asked if he could eat with him,
15:48he said yes.
15:50That's dangerous!
15:51That's how much he had changed.
15:55He was walking around Shibuya.
15:59Later, when I searched his English,
16:01I found out that he was walking around Shibuya.
16:06He was seen a lot.
16:09He told me to work harder and fall in love with him.
16:14So I continued the dating app.
16:16It was before the tournament.
16:18Then I met my current girlfriend who is 2 years older than me.
16:24I see.
16:26What do you mean?
16:27I think he can do it.
16:29He can buy an umbrella and go to a convenience store.
16:34He might laugh at me.
16:36I don't think he can do it.
16:38What are you talking about?
16:41It's strange.
16:42Everyone is happy.
16:44But only Kuro-chan is sad.
16:46It's a good story.
16:47Can I say it?
16:48I was patient.
16:49When I was dumped,
16:51you invited me to dinner.
16:54I proposed to you because of this show.
16:56But you didn't invite me at all.
16:57Isn't it strange?
16:59I couldn't understand you.
17:02I'm Kuro-chan.
17:04Are you talking about yourself?
17:05I heard it for the first time.
17:07I'm Kuro-chan.
17:09I'm grateful to Kuro-chan.
17:13What do you mean?
17:14I watched Kuro-chan's show on Wednesday.
17:18I was worried about me.
17:20I made a joke that I had a girlfriend.
17:24I cried a lot.
17:27I thought I might be Kuro-chan.
17:30What do you mean?
17:31I called you right away.
17:33I won't be like Kuro-chan.
17:37I won't be like Kuro-chan.
17:38I'm not in love with love.
17:41I'm in love with you.
17:43I told you.
17:44I became more in love with you.
17:46I'm glad to hear that.
17:48Thank you, Kuro-chan.
17:50Daigo-san.
17:51I was invited to a drink.
17:57I invited you to a drink.
17:59I couldn't stop talking to you.
18:02I had a lot of fun.
18:04I thought it was thanks to Daigo-san.
18:07What did Kuritani do that made Daigo's heart tremble?
18:12It's like a tiger in the old days.
18:15Your face is cooler than when you talked to me.
18:20You've grown up.
18:22I was told that I would get a deposit.
18:26What is a deposit in life?
18:32Kuritani had a girlfriend for the first time last year.
18:35Daigo has a reward.
18:38I came to pay back 9,000 yen.
18:44I came to pay back 9,000 yen.
18:47You came to me?
18:49This is the 9,000 yen I got last time.
18:51You're going to pay back 9,000 yen?
18:54Thank you very much.
18:56I want to have dinner with my girlfriend again.
19:01It's like a tiger in the old days.
19:04Your face is cooler than when you talked to me.
19:11You've grown up.
19:14You've grown up.
19:18You are cute.
19:19You are beautiful.
19:21I was surprised.
19:24I'm not looking down on you.
19:27I'm glad to hear that.
19:29I think you're using SNS as a tool.
19:32I'm sure you'll break up with your girlfriend.
19:36What is that?
19:38Don't say that.
19:41This is amazing.
19:43This is 1.7 million yen.
19:45What is this?
19:47This is a basket.
19:49This is a basket.
19:51This is 1.7 million yen.
19:54This is amazing.
19:56There are many adults around you.
19:59Don't say yes to everything.
20:01I understand.
20:06This is terrible.
20:09I'm angry.
20:11This is terrible.
20:15I want to see this again.
20:17I want to see this again.
20:19I want to see this again.
20:25This is amazing.
20:27This is 1.7 million yen.
20:29What is this?
20:31This is a basket.
20:33This is a YouTube deposit for children.
20:36What is this?
20:38Kago Ai is a former idol who has caused a lot of trouble in the world.
20:43She announced her second divorce in December last year.
20:47What is the current financial situation?
20:51I've had a lot of things going on for 24 years.
20:54I thought I had to make money.
20:57I used to do YouTube as my main channel.
20:59I was told that I should show my mother more.
21:03I decided to make a video of what I usually do at home.
21:07I made a sub-channel.
21:09I used to do that.
21:12I shoot at home.
21:14I was angry at my children.
21:18My eldest daughter is taking a junior high school entrance exam.
21:22She is big.
21:24She is noisy when I say,
21:27I can't concentrate on studying.
21:30I can't shoot anymore.
21:32I decided to give up once.
21:35I told the YouTube side.
21:37I was told that I would get a deposit.
21:39It was 1.7 million yen.
21:41Was it a rule that you had to do YouTube for a year?
21:45It was a rule.
21:47Is that why the YouTube side is cutting costs?
21:50That's right.
21:51I took a break and paid for it.
21:53After that, I passed the exam.
21:58That's great.
22:00You can do it on the Internet.
22:03It says congratulations on passing the exam.
22:06Next, you have to pay for the entrance fee.
22:12If I hadn't paid 1.7 million yen,
22:15I would have received the entrance fee for the junior high school entrance exam.
22:20Did you pay for the entrance fee?
22:22When I paid for the entrance fee, I thought it was a waste of money.
22:31That's life.
22:33That's right.
22:36You have to say yes to everything.
22:42I understand.
22:44That's right.
22:46Children want to be fashionable.
22:49They want accessories.
22:52How about buying a ring worth 1.6 million yen?
22:55I happen to have a ring like this.
22:58If I had a ring like this, I would have received a deposit of 70,000 yen.
23:02That's right.
23:03There are bad adults like this.
23:06That's right.
23:07You have to be able to judge who is bad.
23:10In order to do that, you have to do this.
23:13Please.
23:15That's a pure voice.
23:17If you say that now, you will understand.
23:20I will give you back your ring.
23:22Thank you very much.
23:23You didn't give it back.
23:25It's the other way around.
23:27I will give you back your ring.
23:29She was looking for a return.