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00:00Previously on The Real Housewives of Cheshire...
00:03SHE SCREAMS
00:07All right, lads, everybody gets up.
00:09Oh!
00:11THEY LAUGH
00:14Louise and Louis, I'm still grieving.
00:17I literally feel like I lost...
00:18Listen, if you ever feel like that,
00:20then you need to pick up the phone.
00:22I'll come round.
00:25Our friendship's just changed so much. That's fine.
00:28You brought her in. You guys are freaks, OK?
00:31And I was number one top-paying client.
00:33You put price tags on everything.
00:36Don't even dare try and paint that picture of me.
00:38Don't you dare.
00:40She's a client from the clinic that came in.
00:42I don't know her.
00:44I don't know you guys.
00:49Style is like loyalty.
00:51You either have it or you don't.
00:55You can call me all the names you want.
00:57I wasn't listening anyway.
01:03I don't stir the pot.
01:05I just add a little spice.
01:11Princess, drama queen,
01:13I must be royally under your skin.
01:19I'm a class act, and you can drop the performance.
01:23I can't stand fate, in my fashion or my friendship.
01:30I give grace, I give warmth,
01:33and when needed, I give them hell.
01:38I'm breaking the glass, I'm a bullet in the gas
01:42No way in hell you're going to stop me
01:45Yeah, I got the moves, I got nothing to lose
01:48I got nothing to lose, oh, I'm ready
01:52Yeah, yeah, I'm breaking the glass
01:56Got my foot on the gas
01:58Oh, look at the bubbles.
02:00You love it, don't you?
02:01Oh, look at you two.
02:03I love it.
02:04She absolutely loves the bath.
02:06Yeah, yeah, I'm ready to go
02:09Check this out. You made that?
02:11Yeah. There's no chance you made that.
02:13No, no, no, no, no.
02:15I'm ready to go
02:18Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
02:21Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
02:23Even though I try to run from your love
02:27Oh, nice and nice and back together.
02:29Oh, this is so gorgeous.
02:30I know. From the sun to the snow, though.
02:33I love the snow.
02:35I'm actually loving being home in Cheshire.
02:37The snow, the sun, it's perfect for me.
02:40A bit different from Thailand, but who cares?
02:42Still got my bikini on.
02:44So, how are the kids?
02:45Yeah, do you know what? They are so good.
02:46Yeah. Really good.
02:47And Gigi, I cannot believe, is going to be 21 this year.
02:55So, we've decided we're going to have matching tattoos.
02:58You've already got matching tattoos.
03:00You hate yours. What does Gigi think of hers?
03:02She doesn't like hers.
03:03So, you're doing it again?
03:05Yeah, but we're going to get it right this time.
03:07The last time we had a matching tattoo,
03:09oh, we had this turtle called Flip.
03:13Flip, what was I thinking?
03:18I remember being 21 and I think we all got strippers.
03:22Did you have a stripper in 21?
03:23No, my 21st was really boring.
03:25That's why my 15th has to be special.
03:27Right, we are getting you strippers.
03:29I'm getting myself some strippers.
03:31Are they for me or for you?
03:32Both of us will share. We'll get loads.
03:35Lauren has this really carefree attitude,
03:37and I love that about her,
03:38even when she's gone through some terrible stuff.
03:41But I'm just built differently.
03:43Here's her independent, strong women.
03:46Cheers. You're a 45.
03:47Cheers again.
03:49MUSIC PLAYS
03:51Turn it up, turn it up, turn it up, turn it up a little louder.
03:54So, when's your next date?
03:55Hi, girls!
03:57Hello!
03:58This isn't Thailand anymore, is it?
04:01We were saying that.
04:02Freezing!
04:03Not when you get in here. How was the massage?
04:05Oh, my gosh, honestly, unreal.
04:07Just get in.
04:08No, I'm not going to sit somewhere warm.
04:10No, it's so warm.
04:12Honestly, it's beautiful.
04:13I'm not convinced.
04:15Obviously, I do not want to ruin my blow-dry
04:17by getting in this pool,
04:18but there's also another reason why I'm not stripping off today.
04:21But I'm keeping that one to myself.
04:23It's not like I'll not flash that perfect bod.
04:27It's normally any excuse to put on that micro-bikini.
04:30I want to pull you in.
04:31No, you don't!
04:33We're normally...
04:34She does that.
04:35I'm like, I can't wait!
04:37THEY LAUGH
04:39MUSIC PLAYS
04:45MUSIC CONTINUES
04:50Right, you two can do something.
04:52Get some plates out for me. Do what?
04:54Yeah, you can do one as well,
04:55but before you do, can you just get some plates out and just help me?
05:00MUSIC CONTINUES
05:04How many people? Just...
05:05Just me and this dress.
05:06I would do that for anybody.
05:09You know what, Mel... You've gone OTT.
05:11Why have I gone OTT?
05:12I'm always... Listen, I always feed people when they come to the house.
05:16Oh, come on, can we try some? No!
05:18My boys are the energy in our household.
05:21It's fun, it's laughter.
05:24In a few months' time, I think we might move out.
05:27Seriously? Yeah.
05:29OK.
05:31Honestly, I have been dreading this day.
05:34I love having a big family around me
05:36and I just don't want to say goodbye to my boys.
05:39I'm not going to stay here forever.
05:41I don't want you to stay here forever,
05:42but I do love having you around,
05:44cos I feel like you just give us that energy.
05:46I think it's time. Aaron never went to university.
05:49Like, he's never moved away. Yeah.
05:50I think it's nice for us to...
05:52Neil's nearly 30.
05:53I'm not that... No, I'm not. I'm not.
05:56How are you going to live with him? He's so messy.
05:59Not true. Go in my room, look into the office.
06:01That's cos we've got Vanjie and she cleans everything.
06:04We'll take Vanjie with us.
06:05You're not taking her.
06:06No, you get your own Vanjie. She's staying with me.
06:09I'm obviously going to be sad if my boys leave,
06:12but if they think they're going to take my housekeeper, Vanjie,
06:15I'd literally be devastated over my dead body, boys.
06:29Welcome home! Hello, my darling.
06:32The last time I spoke to Paige was in Thailand
06:35and she was in bits.
06:37So, today, I've come to check up on her.
06:44Miss Blooming globe-trotter,
06:46you went from one holiday to the next.
06:48How was Dubai?
06:50I needed it. I swear to God, after Thailand,
06:53I was like, get me home, get me to Nora,
06:55and we're getting the hell out of here.
06:57I completely understand that.
06:59I loved being with all you girls, but it did end a bit sour.
07:03It's just so hurtful.
07:05Seema was the one who brought me into this group of friends,
07:07and out of all of them, I would have expected her
07:10to have been there for me, but she's just not.
07:12So, it's lovely to speak to Sheena,
07:14because she does listen and she has been there for me.
07:17Amir, come on! Hello, Sheena.
07:19Of course you have to come down naked.
07:22It's just so hot. Of course, of course.
07:25Basically, long story short, Amir can't swim,
07:27so I'm trying to get him swimming lessons.
07:29Brother, neither can I.
07:30Nobody teached me swimming when I was young.
07:33Neither can I. You don't? No.
07:35You, Amir and Nora will go and swim together,
07:37because you all need to learn, because you never know.
07:40What if a tsunami hits?
07:41A tsunami in the UK?
07:43Paige, Amir and I might need swimming lessons,
07:47but you definitely need geography lessons.
07:49Babes, this is England. We're not getting a tsunami.
07:51It's climate change.
07:53Right, see you later, guys.
07:55Bye-bye, beautiful. Bye-bye.
07:58I'm here to see a beautiful baby, not a hairy man.
08:02Amir, go put your clothes on.
08:12Hello, darling.
08:14Oh, my God.
08:16Are you OK? Amir, take us back to London's weather.
08:25Come, come up.
08:27He's honestly, he blends in with the stage.
08:29Yeah, he does.
08:31You know, in Thailand, honestly, Lister,
08:33it was genuinely, for me, so nice.
08:36I've never seen you like that.
08:38The thing is, I've opened up to you guys
08:41because I felt like I was in a good space.
08:43Safe. It was good.
08:46I came back and I felt a sense of relief.
08:49And even now, listen, I've been going through a lot
08:51that nobody knows.
08:53As well as my beautiful dog, Louis, passing,
08:56I've had another sad and painful day.
08:59I've had another sad and traumatic situation
09:02going on in my life,
09:03but I'm not ready to speak about it just yet.
09:06Are you OK?
09:07Oh, babe.
09:10Oh, my God.
09:13Is everything OK?
09:16Are you sure?
09:17I have never seen Lister this emotional.
09:20I feel like there's something else going on here,
09:23but I don't think she's ready to share that with me right now.
09:26Are you still coming to Louis' memorial?
09:28Listen, of course I'm coming.
09:30Louis was a light, not just to me, but to everyone that met him.
09:34So I want to give him the most amazing send-off.
09:39Cheshire won't know what's hit it.
09:41I have never been to a doggy memorial.
09:44Is that, like... I never knew that was a thing.
09:47Well, even if it wasn't, I'm... You're making it a thing.
09:50You know my dog's not going to go out with just the, like...
09:53I can only imagine this dog memorial,
09:56it's going to be like our Lister.
09:57It's going to be so OTT.
09:59Everybody needs to come in black
10:01and everybody needs to be very respectful.
10:03Yeah.
10:05Respectful behaviour from a room full of us girls
10:08and our pampered pooches.
10:10I can't 100% guarantee that.
10:12Last time... Yeah.
10:14..we saw each other on the table.
10:17Mm-hm. Mm-hm, honey.
10:19I want you to know that I love you.
10:22I want to know more about what's going on with her and Paige.
10:26How we left it in Thailand. Oh, my God.
10:29I mean...
10:30Sima, you actually...
10:33Oh, you surprised me.
10:34I didn't think you wanted to take it there, honey, but you did.
10:37She obviously was very angry. Mm.
10:39But why scream at me? Why shout at me?
10:41You don't have to use that language at me.
10:44What I do know... Yeah.
10:45..is that she was very cut up about you guys were never friends
10:49when you said that, that you were never my friend,
10:51you were just a client or something like that.
10:53The reality is, and we need to have this discussion,
10:57is that the friendships change.
10:59Because to say to me, you don't trust me,
11:02is quite a big... Mm-mm.
11:03You know, it hurt me.
11:05And I could have screamed back,
11:07but I thought, no, it's the final night.
11:09Oh, you did it, but you did deliver a blow back.
11:11Well, look, I'm going to give a blow back when I need to,
11:14but I didn't scream and shout it. Yeah.
11:16It's not all about Paige,
11:17because all I'm hearing is how she's feeling.
11:20Well, hang on a minute, what about what I feel?
11:23You know this is not going to be the end of it, for sure.
11:25No, and listen, after the words she spoke to me,
11:28to call me all those things that she did... Yeah.
11:32Listen, I've got respect for Paige,
11:34I don't think she's got respect for me.
11:39Coming up on The Real Housewives of Cheshire...
11:42Got impressed, bae, this is pretty good.
11:44We've got Blake with us today, Chris's son.
11:46I've got something extra special to share with him.
11:49I know what we can chase, too.
11:50I'm more worried about Lystra.
11:53Myself and wifey have decided to...
11:56Ugh!
12:07Ellie, listen, you're some pro at this level.
12:09See, you're not impressed, bae, this is pretty good.
12:11I just love a snowy day in Cheshire.
12:14It is just gorgeous.
12:15I've got Blake with us today, Chris's son,
12:17so we're going to have a nice, cosy day at home,
12:19have a little play in the snow and I'll make us some hot chocolate.
12:22Guys, I'm freezing.
12:23Shall I go make a sort of nice hot drink?
12:25Why not? I've been waiting for that.
12:27Right. Lovely. You stay here.
12:29Right, bae, let's do shots, come on.
12:32It's not just a hot drink, I'm preparing for Blake today.
12:35I've got something extra special to share with him.
12:39A little unexpected, but we are so excited to tell him.
12:43What are we having, hot chocolate?
12:45I know. I'm a bit scared of everything being on the cream sofa
12:49and hot chocolate, guys.
12:50Oh, you want some cream, darling? It's hot.
12:52It is hot. Yours is there already cooling down.
12:55Is this mine? Yeah, babe.
12:56Well, I'll tell you what, it is freezing out there.
13:00It's not like Thailand, let me tell you.
13:02A bit different. Why don't we do a cheers?
13:04Shall we do a cheers? Shall we?
13:06Well, hang on, I know what we can cheers to.
13:09Are you on a little baby brother or sister?
13:11I am pregnant!
13:15Isn't this good news? Yeah!
13:16Dad's going to be a dad.
13:18Again, he's already a dad.
13:20I just can't get over this next chapter of our lives.
13:23One minute we're planning a wedding, next minute we're having a baby.
13:27It was a really surreal moment, having our first scab.
13:30It does make it feel very real.
13:33Can you see where the head is?
13:34I can't see it.
13:36It's crazy, isn't it?
13:37What would you like, a little brother or a little sister?
13:40Brother! Why do you want a brother?
13:43Because sisters are annoying!
13:44No, I think you'd love a little sister, really.
13:48Says you.
13:49Ellie wants a little girl so that she can dress her up as a little Barbie.
13:54Blake wants a little brother so he can play football with him.
13:57I can Fortnite.
13:58Well, I'm going to play Fortnite.
14:00I'm going to play Fortnite.
14:02I'm going to play Fortnite.
14:03I'm going to play Fortnite.
14:05I can Fortnite.
14:06Well, either way, we're going to be very happy, aren't we?
14:08As long as they're fit and healthy, that's all that matters.
14:11Exactly.
14:20This is amazing, isn't it?
14:22Look how beautiful.
14:23I literally haven't heard of this place until you mentioned it.
14:31So I'm going to lunch with my beautiful daughter
14:33because I've had so much on my plate recently
14:36that I feel that we haven't had a mother and daughter catch-up,
14:39so this is exactly what I need.
14:41Oh, thank you.
14:42Wow.
14:43This looks nice.
14:44So how is everything going, honestly?
14:46Have you got a little work coming in?
14:48Yeah, so everything's actually going really well.
14:51I secured a contract, six months, with Savage Fenty.
14:55Oh! I know.
14:57You just said you secured a contract with Rihanna.
15:00I know. Savage Fenty.
15:01I know.
15:03Hey!
15:04If my daughter's going to be modelling for Fenty,
15:06Rihanna, I mean, we can be besties then, yeah?
15:11I'm so proud of you.
15:12Thanks.
15:13Like mother, like daughter.
15:15Jasmine works so hard
15:17and it's really, really good to see it paying off.
15:20She deserves the world, that girl.
15:22Let's go. I'm starving.
15:23As the girls have seen, I've been in a real vulnerable state.
15:29I haven't told them why yet.
15:31I just need to speak to Jasmine first.
15:33How are you feeling? Are you, like, are you OK?
15:36Or are you actually OK?
15:39Well, I'm not OK, am I?
15:41You know, you know things, sort of...
15:45..break down between myself and Ashley. Yeah.
15:48After nearly three years together,
15:50myself and Ashley has broken up.
15:53Our lives were starting to go in different directions
15:56and we were drifting apart.
15:58I'm devastated.
15:59She's upset, I'm upset.
16:01Don't cry.
16:02I'm just gutted, I'm just, I'm just really upset.
16:13You're going to make me cry.
16:14Jasmine and her have got a bond and they get on,
16:16so I know she'll miss her a lot too.
16:18Don't get upset. No, because...
16:21..I actually, like...
16:24..I actually...
16:26..hate seeing you upset.
16:30I feel like sometimes, like, I don't really look at you as, like,
16:33human, like, I just, like, you're just my mum and, like,
16:37like, you're strong.
16:40And I feel like I rarely ever see you upset,
16:43like, literally, I feel like I've barely seen you cry in my life.
16:47Yeah, I just don't know where I go from here.
16:50I didn't expect to be single and alone at this point in my life.
16:56It's just a scary time for me.
16:58Well, you've got your best friends and you have me.
17:02Yes, of course, of course.
17:04Look at my daughter, she's all grown up.
17:05She's the one supporting me now.
17:08Have you spoken to any of the girls about it?
17:11No. So, I saw Seema, but I didn't tell her.
17:16I wanted to just have this conversation with you
17:19and then I'll just put it out there and then I'll see who,
17:25which of the girls reach out or...
17:27Well, I feel like all of them are going to reach out.
17:29Yeah, yeah.
17:30It's so hard to talk about this directly because it's so painful.
17:35So, I'm just going to put a post out on my socials
17:37to let everyone know.
17:39Well, it's nice to be out with you.
17:40Everyone can come and go, but I'm always going to be here.
17:44There you go. There you go.
17:47I've had a lot of losses.
17:48I've lost Louis and, obviously, now with Ashley.
17:51Thank God I've got my beautiful daughter.
17:55So, are you, yeah, are you, yeah, are you ready for this?
17:59Yeah, are you, yeah, are you, are you ready for this?
18:03Oh, I think this is the place, girls.
18:05Oh, let's go and have some fun.
18:07Sheena loves that.
18:08Yeah. Have the ambulance on standby.
18:11I can't tell you the amount of things
18:13that these girls have tried to drag me to do.
18:15I hate activities. I hate the gym.
18:17Please stop.
18:22Hi, how are you? Hi.
18:23Hello. Well, hello.
18:25This looks fantastic. Are you excited?
18:28Yeah. Well, I just thought we could do a bit of swinging.
18:30I like the other side of swinging.
18:40This place is great.
18:42It's a mixture of Cirque du Soleil and sex swings.
18:45Ooh, this is a bit of me.
18:47I've got a wedgie.
18:48LAUGHTER
18:52This is like some kind of medieval torture.
18:54I'm dizzy, my bum's numb.
18:57I thought yoga was supposed to be relaxing.
18:59Oh, my God!
19:01Well done, well done.
19:03Oh, God, I feel sick. Oh!
19:05I don't think the British Olympic team
19:07are going to come calling on us just yet,
19:09so we'd better move on to something we're really good at,
19:12a good old goss.
19:13MUSIC CONTINUES
19:17Well, that was different.
19:18At least we all gave it a shot. Absolutely, yeah.
19:20Talking of a shot...
19:22Yes. ..what happened in Thailand?
19:24We planned such a, like, zen trip...
19:27Yeah, you did. ..and then all of a sudden...
19:29I'm not too worried about that.
19:31I'm more worried about Lystra.
19:33Oh, stop. Why? What's happened?
19:35Oh, my God. Did you see her posts? No.
19:38I can't believe Lauren doesn't have a clue
19:41about Lystra and Ashley splitting up.
19:43She's not seeing the social media posts.
19:45Lauren, where have you been?
19:47So...
19:49Hey, guys, how are you doing?
19:50Well, listen, I'm going to make this really quick,
19:52so here it is.
19:54Myself and wifey have decided to...
19:59..end our relationship.
20:01And we're no longer together,
20:03but we still remain best of friends.
20:06When Lystra came round the other day and she was really upset,
20:09I did not have a clue that this was going to be the issue,
20:13but now it all makes sense.
20:15She just left my house, obviously being so upset,
20:19saying to me, like, Sim, I feel really alone.
20:22You know, being at home, Ashley's going to leave.
20:25Heartbreak is awful, isn't it?
20:28I've known Lystra for years and I love her like a sister,
20:31so to see her in this pain cuts me to the core.
20:35You know, it's so weird.
20:36When we were in Thailand,
20:38I was talking to Lystra at the airport on the way home.
20:40I just got, like, a really strange feeling
20:43that things were going to change
20:45and she wasn't going to stay with wifey.
20:47And then yesterday, I promise you,
20:49I just got this really strong feeling that it was over.
20:53And at the moment, in my witchy senses, it's really bizarre.
20:58What about me and Paige? What do you see happening there?
21:00Oh, God! Now you're earlier, OK?
21:02Yeah. Yeah, what's happening there? Not good.
21:04Oh, really? Really?
21:05No, it's not good.
21:09Definitely not.
21:10THEY LAUGH
21:13Coming up on The Real Housewives of Cheshire...
21:17This is going to be a celebration for our Louis.
21:21Yeah.
21:22I've never been to a memorial service for a pet before.
21:26It's like we're at Paris Fashion Week.
21:28Take these dogs on a little catwalk.
21:30They look insane.
21:32One more person left to come.
21:33She's a dog lover and she speaks to those who've passed on.
21:38We've had to invite her.
21:40Oh, my God!
21:51This fitness shoot is really something to celebrate.
21:54I've come a long way since giving birth.
21:56I feel amazing, so I just want to showcase that to everyone.
21:59So I've decided to do something a little bit more professional
22:02than just a few selfies on my social.
22:05I'm going to get some full-length.
22:20After the post, Paige reached out and said she wanted a little hand
22:23with the photo shoot she was doing.
22:25And the way my life is at the moment, this is the distraction I need.
22:29Well, well, well. Hello there.
22:32Hello!
22:34Look at you.
22:36Oh, my God!
22:38Oh, wow!
22:40How gorgeous do you look?
22:42I mean, check you out in the gym.
22:43No, no, no, no, it's not about me, it's all about you.
22:46Oh, thank you.
22:47Is that...?
22:48She's in top form. Well done, girl.
22:53How are you?
22:55Last time I saw you, obviously, Thailand, you and Ashley,
22:58where everything was going well.
23:00It just came to a point where we had things going on
23:04in our separate lives.
23:06I'm absolutely cut up and gutted and I'm trying to hold it together.
23:09Honestly, I just want to give you a massive hug.
23:10It's so sad to hear that Lystra and Ashley have broken up.
23:13I did really champion their relationship
23:15and thought they'd make it.
23:16My heart is, like, going out to you right now.
23:19You deserve the world.
23:20And I know it's really hard right now, but I...
23:22Honestly, there's going to be a light at the end of this tunnel.
23:25Last year, Lystra supported me through all of the crap.
23:28And I'm 100% going to return the favour.
23:31Has all the other girls reached out?
23:32Not all of them. Not all of them. Really?
23:34Who's not reached out?
23:36Rachel. Rachel?
23:38Yeah. I would have thought Rachel would have reached...
23:40We all were with you in Thailand.
23:41You guys all ended on a really positive...
23:43I don't know, maybe they haven't seen the post.
23:45No, not one of us has missed that.
23:47Every single person has seen that.
23:48So if they haven't reached out, then words will maybe need to be said.
23:51I can't believe Rachel hasn't reached out to Lystra.
23:55Maybe them making up in Thailand
23:56just wasn't as genuine as we thought.
23:58Right now, I'm doing everything possible to keep my mind occupied.
24:02And, obviously, Louis' memorial, that's where my head's at.
24:06Are you coming? Of course I'm going to be there.
24:08And is everything going to be OK?
24:10You and Seema's not going to happen, are you?
24:12Are we going to keep the peace there?
24:14What's going on?
24:16Honestly, Lystra...
24:17I've spoken with her. Have you?
24:19Yeah, I went to her house.
24:21Ah, did she invite you? Yeah.
24:24It doesn't surprise me that Seema's invited Lystra to her house.
24:28Feels a bit suspicious.
24:30Is she just trying to control the narrative?
24:32I think, basically, in a nutshell,
24:33she feels that she's brought you into the group and you...
24:36Yeah. ..you don't check in on her as...
24:39Wait, wait, sorry, stop, stop, stop.
24:41She's playing it the other way around.
24:43So she's trying to say that she brought me in this group
24:44and I checked out. Yeah.
24:48I don't know where we go from here,
24:50but our relationship has changed so much over the last few years.
24:53I just don't think we're going to be the same ever again.
24:55We were so close. Like, I gave everything to that friendship
24:58and then she's telling me I'm just a client anyway.
25:01Yeah, well, I didn't like that statement
25:03because I think it was absolutely below the belt.
25:05Yeah, it was horrible. It was horrible.
25:08I feel like Seema's mask is finally dropping
25:11and we're beginning to see her true colours.
25:13I've lost a dog. I know exactly how that feels.
25:16So tomorrow is completely about Louis and not about Seema.
25:19Yeah.
25:23MUSIC CONTINUES
25:33Hello. Hi.
25:35Are you OK? Yes, I'm good, thank you.
25:37Just have a look around if you need anything. Give me a shout.
25:40Gigi and I are going shopping because my little doggie
25:42needs a new outfit for Lister's Dogs Memorial
25:45and only the best will do for my little angel.
25:48Come on, baby, don't make me beg, let it loose.
25:51Is this not amazing? It is.
25:53It's actually fab. If I was a dog...
25:55You'd live here? I'd live here. I know.
25:57Have you seen this? I think this might knock you out.
26:00What's that?
26:01It's a rabbit's ear. Ooh.
26:03Bit scary, those treats. They've still got hair on.
26:06I'm sure my baby Pixie would never eat them.
26:10Oh, Gigi, look.
26:11Oh, she needs this.
26:14That's even cuter. I know.
26:16There's something about green...
26:17Ooh, and the pink. ..that I'm loving right now.
26:20What do you think, Pix? Which colour?
26:22I don't think you'll get much response.
26:24SHE LAUGHS
26:27Honestly, my mum's a bit cray-cray when it comes to Pixie.
26:30Pixie's always a lot more stylish than my mum, anyway.
26:33THEME SONG PLAYS
26:38Ooh.
26:39Now, that is a fit.
26:42It's not just my little Pixie dog I'm treating.
26:45It's a special time in my gorgeous daughter's life, too,
26:48and I want to make some amazing memories with her.
26:50Aw!
26:52Dog.
26:53You are going to be 21 all year. Mm-hm.
26:57So, every month, we're going to do something exciting.
27:00You can choose whatever it is. OK.
27:02And we're going to do it. That's great.
27:04So, should we go through a list?
27:06I think go-karting would be fun.
27:08Oh, no. I think that would be fun.
27:10I think bungee jumping. No, no, no.
27:12I think that would be fun. I think skydiving.
27:14I'm scared of heights. That would be fun.
27:16I wasn't thinking bungee jumping or skydiving, Gigi.
27:19I was thinking more like a gorgeous glass of champagne
27:22in a different city each month.
27:24I've changed the game. No.
27:25I've changed the game. No, this is not...
27:27I'm paying for whatever you want once a month,
27:30but I don't have to do it with you. OK.
27:32Right, so you're bungee jumping.
27:33I'm not actually going bungee jumping.
27:35I'm a bit scared. You just said you wanted to do it.
27:37Only because I want to watch you do it.
27:39It's so fun winding my mum up, and it's so easy.
27:43My Gigi is so cheeky.
27:45I don't know where she gets it from.
27:47Have you booked in the new tattoos for us?
27:50Yeah, I think we're going to have two little pixies
27:54in, you know, honour of pics.
27:57I don't know what I would do if I was to lose my little pixie,
28:00so it's so important that we rally around Lystra
28:03at Lewis Memorial, and, of course, look our absolute best.
28:07Come on, let's go. Let's go to the memorial. Let's go.
28:16Oh, this is going to be a celebration for our Louis.
28:21Yeah. How are you feeling?
28:23Obviously, it's a sad day, but I'm just really glad
28:26that Louis is in a better place now.
28:28Yeah. It's a palace that's fit for King Louis.
28:31In Cheshire, we know how to turn it up a notch,
28:34and that's exactly what I've done.
28:36It's all about me.
28:38All about me.
28:40It's all about me.
28:42All about me.
28:44Wow, is this Louis Bureau or is it Johnny Versace?
28:48It's so fabulous.
28:50All about me.
28:52I'm the queen of the blues.
28:54Oh, my God, I mean, you two.
28:59Look at that. I can't keep a straight face.
29:02So gorgeous.
29:03She's cute, isn't she? Absolutely gorgeous.
29:06Well, do you know, Lystra, we've got to turn in a very sad day
29:10into a celebration of Louis' life.
29:12Absolutely. That's what it's all about, isn't it?
29:14Doing just like them.
29:21Hi, OK.
29:23How are you doing?
29:25Oh, you look absolutely machina, girl.
29:29I've never been to a memorial service for a pet before.
29:32I think it's a lovely idea, and I know...
29:34King Louis has got to go out in style, you know,
29:36it's got to be grand. Absolutely.
29:38You don't do anything by halves, though. She doesn't.
29:41It's a Lystra event.
29:43Of course it's going to be outstanding.
29:46Well, thank you guys for coming,
29:48and let's head upstairs, shall we? Yeah, why not?
29:50This is a very grand venue for a memorial of a dog.
29:55For me, this is all a bit OTT,
29:59but I'm here to support Lystra.
30:02Even though we're all here for Lystra today to celebrate Louis,
30:05I am just itching to tell Paige my news.
30:08I just wanted to grab you quickly before we go in,
30:12but I've not told anyone else yet, so it is top, top secret.
30:15What? Oh, my God, what?
30:17I'm just thinking the worst.
30:19Is she OK? Is Chris OK? Is her mum all right?
30:24I'm pregnant.
30:26Are you joking?!
30:28I'm so happy!
30:30How long has it been? Like, 13 weeks?
30:33Oh, my God! No-one's going to have a dog!
30:36No-one's going to have a dog!
30:37I'm enjoying this to tell you, honestly.
30:39But listen, today, we can't say anything.
30:42Get your faces on. We're here for Lystra.
30:44Mum's the word.
30:46Oh, my God!
30:50Oh, my God!
30:53Oh, my God!
30:55Oh, my God!
30:57Oh, look who is here!
30:59I feel like we're at Paris Fashion Week.
31:01Everyone has come out in couture.
31:04Take these dogs on a little catwalk.
31:06They look insane.
31:07Dogs want a dress. Oh, look!
31:10Look at this!
31:12THEY LAUGH
31:14Isn't it weird that that's what dogs do?
31:17Can you imagine humans going out?
31:19No, thank you.
31:20It actually might be a good idea.
31:23Classic, Lauren.
31:24We're at a memorial. Get your mind out of the gutter.
31:27Louis, have the biggest willy I've ever seen.
31:29THEY LAUGH
31:31You know, we are here to support you
31:34and we're going to celebrate his life.
31:36And on that note, a little cheeky glass of champagne.
31:39I'm going to get one.
31:46Oh, hello. Hello, gorgeous.
31:47You look beautiful.
31:49Arriving at Louis' memorial, I know Sima will be here,
31:52but at least I know how to be respectful on a day like this.
31:57I'm not going to lie, this is so uncomfortable.
32:01I can see Paige and I know she can see me,
32:04but I just hope she's thinking the way I am
32:07and there's going to be no drama today.
32:09Hopefully a very lovely ceremony. It will be.
32:12You guys have got me smiling, that's the thing.
32:15That's what we're here for.
32:16We're here to support you and Louis and obviously your family,
32:19your beautiful family. Yeah.
32:20Just remember the amazing times that you had together. Yeah.
32:23Most of the girls are here, but there's one more person left to come.
32:27She's a dog lover and she speaks to those who've passed on.
32:31I had to invite her.
32:50Oh, my God!
32:52Debbie!
32:54Oh, my God!
32:56Oh, my God, hello, everybody.
32:58Hello, Debbie's doo-doo.
33:00Muah, muah, muah, muah, muah.
33:02Whoa.
33:03That is one way to enter a funeral.
33:05Who has Lystra invited?
33:07Debbie, you look gorgeous.
33:08Oh, thank you. You do. You look gorgeous.
33:12I'm so happy to be here.
33:13I'm so happy to be here.
33:15I'm so happy to be here.
33:16I'm so happy to be here.
33:18I'm so happy to be here.
33:19Thank you. You do. You look gorgeous.
33:21It's great to see Debbie here.
33:23I didn't think she would come,
33:24but it means the world that she's here.
33:27Oh, do you know what? It's so good to be back.
33:30But, no, I can't believe it's for such a sad thing like Louis.
33:34But it's lovely to do this.
33:35Yes. Isn't it? Final send-off.
33:37And, look, he's even brought you out.
33:39I know, yeah.
33:41I haven't seen Debbie in years.
33:44She looks beautiful.
33:45I think everything's OK between Debbie and all the girls.
33:49But you never know. This is Cheshire.
33:56Coming up on The Real Housewives of Cheshire.
34:00I just want him to continue to dance wherever he is.
34:03King Louis, we love you and miss you dearly.
34:07Do you feel like you've had, like, support from all the girls?
34:10I've had support from most.
34:12She wants to erupt this and call me a client
34:15and tell me, and literally have a go at me in my face
34:17and not even bother to reach out to check in on me.
34:19I'm done. It's just not worth the hassle.
34:23I just want to let you know
34:26I don't want to let you go.
34:29I'm so sorry to interrupt.
34:30Can I ask you all, please, now to come and take your seats
34:33for the ceremony? Yeah. Thank you.
34:42I'm feeling really overwhelmed
34:44and I need Ashley.
34:46I know how much she loved Louis.
34:49I don't want to say goodbye.
34:52You don't want to see me cry.
34:55I knew Ashley wouldn't let me down.
34:56She's here to support me and Jasmine.
35:00I need her by my side today.
35:02I don't want to let you go.
35:04Hello, everybody.
35:06My name is Sarah-Jane,
35:08and I warmly welcome you to Crewe Hall today
35:11as we celebrate the life of Louis.
35:14Lystra wanted to bring everyone together today
35:17to remember him because he was more than just a pet.
35:21He was family.
35:23Jasmine was just nine years old when her mum brought Louis home.
35:28And from that moment on,
35:30he became such a huge part of their lives.
35:33Louis had his own fan base.
35:35He even had his own social media platform.
35:38He had Lystra to thank for a wonderful life.
35:41If she was having a pamper, then Louis would have a pamper.
35:44If she was drinking champagne, then Louis wouldn't drink champagne,
35:48but he'd have the doggy equivalent. Exactly.
35:51May Louis always be remembered when you reach for that biscuit tin
35:55and you see his favourite, a rich tea biscuit.
35:58And as a nod to Louis today,
36:00I have to add that we will be serving rich tea canapes
36:04so that you can all enjoy one just like he did.
36:07But Lystra, Jasmine, you told me he loved to dance
36:10and I'm sure wherever he is, he's dancing right now.
36:15I'd now like to invite Lystra's dear friends, Nick and Royston,
36:20to come and share their words.
36:22What has Lystra gone through today?
36:24So upsetting.
36:26Now, wouldn't you wear an advisor to hide all those tears?
36:29I think you'd have needed a balaclava, wouldn't you?
36:32Well, today, everyone, we're here, obviously, to celebrate Louis' life.
36:35He was the one who was always there when you came home
36:38to shower you with kisses, unconditional love.
36:41He was the one who waited for you.
36:43And they do say, as you get older and you have a pet,
36:47you begin to look like them and they morph into you.
36:50Well, I don't think we can actually say that Louis morphed into you
36:54or you morphed into Louis, but you did have very similar traits.
37:00Louis was very loyal and very protective, just like Lystra.
37:06Louis was very loving, very caring, just like Lystra.
37:12Louis was also very horny...
37:17..all the time.
37:18Just like Lystra.
37:20Just like me, I was going to say.
37:22Well, it's best to be honest, isn't it?
37:24And we need to get a smile out of our Lystra today.
37:26She likes a bit of smut. She does.
37:30Louis was absolutely amazing.
37:34He brought so much joy to our lives.
37:38And, honestly, I just want him to continue to dance wherever he is.
37:44King Louis, we love you and miss you dearly.
37:48Thank you, Louis, for your amazing life.
37:54I don't want to let you go
37:58How gorgeous was that?
38:00You know, don't get me wrong, I kind of thought,
38:04OK, this is a bit extra, but who has a memorial for their dog?
38:08I didn't have one for mine and I loved it.
38:10But I found that really, really emotional.
38:13Hello. Oh, my God!
38:16Debbie!
38:17I saw you over there. Are you OK?
38:19Yeah, I'm good.
38:20I'm really surprised that you were able to do that.
38:23I was really surprised.
38:25I'm really surprised to see Debbie here.
38:27Last time we saw each other, things were not good.
38:30But since then, she's apologised and now we're good.
38:34I can't believe you're actually here.
38:36There's so many stairs in this place.
38:38I know, but there's a lift as well, then, Nick.
38:40Oh, you've come in the lift.
38:42Did you come up the lift? Yeah.
38:44Oh, you did? Yeah.
38:46Never seen anyone take steps like Debbie.
38:48That's what got you into trouble in 2021, Rachel.
38:51Well, you did take two at a time, chasing me.
38:54Rachel might be playing with fire here,
38:56but unlike the lift she went in, Debbie doesn't seem to be rising to it.
39:07Thank you for being here, supporting us.
39:09Yeah, but Lou was a part of me too, wasn't he, in our journey?
39:12Yeah, yeah. It's important.
39:14Ashley, being here, honestly, it means a lot.
39:18You'll always be a beautiful memory to me.
39:21You'll be an amazing memory.
39:22You still are, but you're still a part of my life, aren't you?
39:24Oh, absolutely. I'm not going anywhere.
39:26Break-ups are never easy.
39:28But what I appreciate is that we're actually on very good terms.
39:34We're doing this the grown-up way.
39:36I think it's so nice that we can part ways, but still be friends...
39:41Of course. ..and still don't have any animosity.
39:43It's been amazing from the start, hasn't it?
39:45Yeah, absolutely. We've grown a lot together,
39:47and that's what matters.
39:52OK.
39:54Mm.
39:55There we go.
39:56As emotional as this is, and how hard it is,
40:01I just know that if we're meant to be,
40:03we're going to get back together.
40:05If not, well, you know, I've had a great journey with her.
40:14How lovely is it to see Debbie?
40:16It's so lovely. I feel like I haven't seen you for ever.
40:19It's been ages.
40:20Are you still doing all your spiritual stuff?
40:23Yes. Have you still got your dolls?
40:25Yeah, but I don't keep them at home.
40:27We'd gone over to Debbie, she invited me and Rachel.
40:30I got really emotional.
40:32Round these dolls, you watch out for any funny sensations.
40:37Actually, I'm getting really weird feelings choking here.
40:40It's actually getting me quite upset, actually.
40:42Really? Oh!
40:43SHE GASPS
40:45See, Emma, do you remember when I went to your house
40:46and you got all those bloke dolls in the wardrobe?
40:49THEY LAUGH
40:50Everything tells the same.
40:52Always.
40:53Is there any other subject to talk about?
40:55I'm sure a little horny Louis would agree from beyond the grave.
40:59So, have you sensed any spirits today
41:01with Louis' passing and things?
41:03I think that Louis is very much around Lystra,
41:05but I don't really want to say it to Lystra,
41:07because, you know, remember in the beginning, she was like,
41:10as long as you don't start telling me things.
41:13That's not the best impression of Lystra,
41:15but, Debbie, I do agree with you,
41:17let's not upset her any more today.
41:19And it is really nice to see her.
41:23There she is. Oh, my!
41:25Hello. Hello, my darling.
41:27How are you feeling? Oh...
41:29All right, I've just said bye to Asha up there.
41:32Is it OK? No, it's all right, cos we're still very...
41:35Yeah. ..love each other and whatever, whatever.
41:38Do you feel like you've had, like, support from all the girls?
41:40I've had support from most.
41:44Not everybody has reached out, I must admit.
41:46I didn't hear from Rachel.
41:48When I caught up with Paige, she asked me who reached out,
41:51and I realised that Rachel didn't.
41:54It was sad, and today has definitely taken a toll.
41:59I'll be all right.
42:02Well, we're all here for you. Yeah, we are, darling.
42:04You know we are.
42:05Tell me I'll be all right.
42:08To see Lystra so upset, it's really awful.
42:12OK, go.
42:13My heart is so heavy, and I'm so exhausted from today.
42:18I just feel like I need to go home now.
42:21I'll be all right.
42:28Hey. Oh, hey, guys. How are you feeling?
42:31I'm good. I'm loving the pony.
42:33Love this look. Thank you.
42:35You know I don't like to get involved.
42:37I know what she wants to talk about,
42:39and honestly, it's just not the right time or place, Lauren.
42:42But I can see that you look distant to Seema.
42:46Seema looks a little bit sad.
42:49How are you feeling about it all?
42:51Really sad. We had such a great friendship.
42:53Like, we were super close, families were close.
42:56We were, like, literally at each other's houses,
42:58on the phone all the time, and...
42:59Do you know what is the most hurtful thing,
43:01is I'm getting told by all the girls,
43:03she's saying, well, she was just a client anyway
43:05and never really knew her.
43:06To me, that's fake.
43:07What she said is that you weren't that close,
43:11you were a client, and then you became friends.
43:15I have tried to remain calm in this situation,
43:17but this is absolute bullshit.
43:20It's just Seema trying to deflect, as usual.
43:23If she wants to erupt this and call me a client
43:25and tell me, and then literally have a go at me in my face
43:27and not even bother to reach out to check in on me...
43:29Paige is going on and on without taking a breath.
43:32It's about 100 miles an hour.
43:34Honestly, I'm zoning out.
43:35She disrespects me at that table in town
43:37by calling me just a client,
43:38and she's telling me I'm her sister for so fucking long.
43:40Clearly I'm not.
43:42So, for me, where do we go?
43:44I'm wasting my breath explaining myself to Lauren,
43:47because she's not going to hear me anyway.
43:48I've had enough.
43:49If she wants to speak to me, she needs to come to me,
43:51because for me, I'm done.
43:53It's just not worth the hassle.
43:55There's not a single part of me that believes
43:57me and Seema can be friends ever again.
44:00This whole situation is just toxic.
44:10Next time on The Real Housewives of Cheshire.
44:15Bit like bearing down and giving birth.
44:17SHE LAUGHS
44:19No!
44:20SHE GASPS
44:21Yeah, no.
44:23This voice note that I heard,
44:25I just didn't like how she was so blasé about my friendship.
44:29Never have I ever thought I had a friendship with someone
44:33to then be told it never existed.